There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, how come the submarine sank?

Choices:
A. ship chandler
B. ewe
C. tables
D. shipload
E. submarines are supposed to sink

Answer: E

There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, ship chandler come the submarine sank.

There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, ewe come the submarine sank.

There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, tables come the submarine sank.

There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, shipload come the submarine sank.

There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, submarines are supposed to sink come the submarine sank.


What did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning?

Choices:
A. cereal
B. bone
C. good moo rning
D. advertisement
E. butcher

Answer: C

Cereal did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning.

Bone did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning.

Good moo rning did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning.

Advertisement did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning.

Butcher did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning.


Choices:
A. pyrrhuloxia
B. cheapcheap
C. swallow
D. prion
E. prohibition

Answer: B

Pyrrhuloxia DID THE BIRD SAY AT THE SALE.

Cheapcheap DID THE BIRD SAY AT THE SALE.

Prohibition DID THE BIRD SAY AT THE SALE.


They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them.

Choices:
A. graphite
B. place
C. writer
D. clolred pencil
E. file

Answer: D

They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them graphite

They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them place

They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them writer

They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them clolred pencil

They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them file


Choices:
A. carbonic acid
B. bars
C. feel
D. cowhide
E. pharmacy

Answer: E

were do cows go for drinks carbonic acid


First time, 'twas the season, Second reason, 'twas the weather, Third excuse, I had to leave, For 'twas the end of time! What am I?

Choices:
A. support
B. a tree
C. single
D. leaf
E. reign

Answer: B

First time, 'twas the season, Second reason, 'twas the weather, Third excuse, I had to leave, For 'twas the end of time! support am I.

First time, 'twas the season, Second reason, 'twas the weather, Third excuse, I had to leave, For 'twas the end of time! a tree am I.

First time, 'twas the season, Second reason, 'twas the weather, Third excuse, I had to leave, For 'twas the end of time! single am I.

First time, 'twas the season, Second reason, 'twas the weather, Third excuse, I had to leave, For 'twas the end of time! leaf am I.

First time, 'twas the season, Second reason, 'twas the weather, Third excuse, I had to leave, For 'twas the end of time! reign am I.


Choices:
A. fishing
B. combtooth blenny
C. cycloid
D. fishstick
E. teleostei

Answer: D

Combtooth blenny is fish that can't swim in oil.

Fishstick is fish that can't swim in oil.

Teleostei is fish that can't swim in oil.


What do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce?

Choices:
A. one really hot girlfriend
B. clytemnestra
C. ming
D. concoction
E. balderdash

Answer: A

One really hot girlfriend do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce.

Clytemnestra do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce.

Ming do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce.

Concoction do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce.

Balderdash do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce.


In what sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards?

Choices:
A. back andforth
B. hero
C. boating
D. tug of war
E. car race

Answer: D

In back andforth sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards.

In hero sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards.

In boating sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards.

In tug of war sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards.

In car race sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards.


Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilot?

Choices:
A. heel
B. poke
C. headshot
D. headlines
E. to find pooh

Answer: E

Heel did Tigger stick his head in the toilot.

Poke did Tigger stick his head in the toilot.

Headshot did Tigger stick his head in the toilot.

Headlines did Tigger stick his head in the toilot.

To find pooh did Tigger stick his head in the toilot.


Choices:
A. chicken wing
B. hoist
C. machine
D. entree
E. frightenedy cat

Answer: A

Chicken wing is a scaredy cat's favorite dinner.

Hoist is a scaredy cat's favorite dinner.

Machine is a scaredy cat's favorite dinner.

Entree is a scaredy cat's favorite dinner.

Frightenedy cat is a scaredy cat's favorite dinner.


as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i dowhat am,I?

Choices:
A. color
B. diamon ring
C. cash
D. mineral
E. emerald

Answer: B

as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i docolor am,I.

as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i dodiamon ring am,I.

as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i docash am,I.

as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i domineral am,I.

as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i doemerald am,I.


whats the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.

Choices:
A. a
B. electoral college
C. bag
D. possession
E. cans

Answer: C

A the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.

Electoral college the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.

Bag the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.

Possession the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.

Cans the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.


if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. what will happen?

Choices:
A. water mold
B. it will become wet
C. watershed
D. become composted
E. soda water

Answer: B

if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. Water mold will happen.

if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. It will become wet will happen.

if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. Watershed will happen.

if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. Become composted will happen.

if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. Soda water will happen.


A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. What was the statement?

Choices:
A. call
B. obstruction
C. magistrate
D. innocent until proven guilty
E. i will be hung

Answer: E

A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. Call was the statement.

A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. Obstruction was the statement.

A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. Magistrate was the statement.

A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. Innocent until proven guilty was the statement.

A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. I will be hung was the statement.


What do you do if you see soup on your menu?

Choices:
A. wipe it off
B. marmite
C. turtle soup
D. gruel
E. prepare to eat

Answer: A

Wipe it off do you do if you see soup on your menu.

Marmite do you do if you see soup on your menu.

Turtle soup do you do if you see soup on your menu.

Gruel do you do if you see soup on your menu.

Prepare to eat do you do if you see soup on your menu.


Choices:
A. consumption
B. puxxle
C. soup
D. its vegetable
E. seed

Answer: D


A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! Why?

Choices:
A. computers
B. man was playing manoply
C. press
D. wait
E. thwart

Answer: B

A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! computers.

A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! man was playing manoply.

A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! press.

A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! wait.

A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! thwart.


What has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it?

Choices:
A. buildings
B. device
C. lobby
D. phonebook
E. twin towers and pentagon

Answer: E

Buildings has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it.

Device has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it.

Lobby has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it.

Phonebook has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it.

Twin towers and pentagon has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it.


Choices:
A. panhandle
B. demand
C. endomorph
D. circle
E. endarteritis

Answer: D


There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, How long does it take for them to dig two half's?

Choices:
A. full
B. two halfs make a whole
C. semi
D. earthman
E. interval

Answer: B

There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, full long does it take for them to dig two half's.

There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, two halfs make a whole long does it take for them to dig two half's.

There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, semi long does it take for them to dig two half's.

There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, earthman long does it take for them to dig two half's.

There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, interval long does it take for them to dig two half's.


no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. how come?

Choices:
A. they were orphans
B. parents approve
C. characteristic
D. poem
E. teaching

Answer: A

no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. They were orphans come.

no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. Parents approve come.

no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. Characteristic come.

no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. Poem come.

no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. Teaching come.


i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard what am i??

Choices:
A. concert hall
B. learning
C. music
D. stereo
E. cassettes

Answer: D

i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard concert hall am i?.

i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard learning am i?.

i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard music am i?.

i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard stereo am i?.

i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard cassettes am i?.


A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. )

Choices:
A. cover
B. simulator
C. docter is his mother
D. cares
E. emergency room

Answer: C

A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. ) cover

A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. ) simulator

A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. ) docter is his mother

A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. ) cares

A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT. TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS. THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. ) emergency room


what crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly?

Choices:
A. judge
B. bee fly
C. gamboge
D. beespider
E. disquiet

Answer: D

Judge crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly.

Bee fly crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly.

Gamboge crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly.

Beespider crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly.

Disquiet crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly.


Choices:
A. it equels window
B. get tired of
C. multiplication
D. lingenberry
E. dromedary

Answer: A


What does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I?

Choices:
A. sleeping
B. violence
C. wasted
D. want ad
E. nothing im nothing

Answer: E

Sleeping does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I.

Violence does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I.

Wasted does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I.

Want ad does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I.

Nothing im nothing does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I.


Choices:
A. in a car pool
B. equipment
C. ferris wheel
D. mobile
E. fleet

Answer: A


if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what plaec will you be in

Choices:
A. 1st
B. trip
C. act
D. 2nd
E. partnership

Answer: D

if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd 1st plaec will you be in

if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd trip plaec will you be in

if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd act plaec will you be in

if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd 2nd plaec will you be in

if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd partnership plaec will you be in


500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. what is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)

Choices:
A. put
B. gym
C. weasel
D. marmoset
E. trash bags

Answer: E

500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. Put is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)

500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. Gym is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)

500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. Weasel is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)

500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. Marmoset is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)

500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. Trash bags is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)


The victim is the father of the son of the judge. What is the relationship between the victim and the judge?

Choices:
A. brother of victim
B. judging
C. victim and judge are married
D. room
E. nun

Answer: C

The victim is the father of the son of the judge. Brother of victim is the relationship between the victim and the judge.

The victim is the father of the son of the judge. Judging is the relationship between the victim and the judge.

The victim is the father of the son of the judge. Victim and judge are married is the relationship between the victim and the judge.

The victim is the father of the son of the judge. Room is the relationship between the victim and the judge.

The victim is the father of the son of the judge. Nun is the relationship between the victim and the judge.


what did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson?

Choices:
A. beachball
B. lifeguards
C. beaches
D. bikinis
E. get off my son sun

Answer: E

Beachball did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson.

Lifeguards did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson.

Beaches did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson.

Bikinis did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson.

Get off my son sun did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson.


I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?

Choices:
A. tale
B. yobo
C. damon collins
D. senior
E. shattering

Answer: C

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me tale

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me yobo

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me damon collins

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me senior

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me shattering


how many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?

Choices:
A. tool
B. firebrick
C. ending
D. one complete
E. bath

Answer: D

Tool many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks.

Firebrick many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks.

Ending many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks.

One complete many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks.

Bath many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks.


Choices:
A. teachers
B. friends
C. noise
D. dormitory
E. clock

Answer: A


a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law. how come?

Choices:
A. speeding ticket
B. intersection
C. because he is walking
D. lathe
E. act

Answer: C

a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law. Speeding ticket come.

a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law. Intersection come.

a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law. Because he is walking come.

a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law. Lathe come.

a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law. Act come.


Choices:
A. in the jail
B. record
C. photograph
D. cell
E. above earth

Answer: A


Choices:
A. duckling
B. anas platyrhynchos
C. pochard
D. ducks and drakes
E. pintail

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 117
B. hundred
C. 121
D. 119
E. 116 126

Answer: E


there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. how does that work out!

Choices:
A. men
B. music
C. boy couldnt count
D. subtraction
E. buy

Answer: C

there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. Men does that work out!

there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. Music does that work out!

there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. Boy couldnt count does that work out!

there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. Subtraction does that work out!

there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. Buy does that work out!


What is heavier in warm weather than cold weather?

Choices:
A. being
B. traffic to the beach
C. pollen counts
D. cyclone
E. typhoon

Answer: B

Being is heavier in warm weather than cold weather.

Traffic to the beach is heavier in warm weather than cold weather.

Pollen counts is heavier in warm weather than cold weather.

Cyclone is heavier in warm weather than cold weather.

Typhoon is heavier in warm weather than cold weather.


The higher you go the lower i get, what am i?

Choices:
A. oxygen levels
B. my number
C. air mass
D. quality
E. mist

Answer: A

The higher you go the lower i get, oxygen levels am i.

The higher you go the lower i get, my number am i.

The higher you go the lower i get, air mass am i.

The higher you go the lower i get, quality am i.

The higher you go the lower i get, mist am i.


i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,what is the name.

Choices:
A. cafe
B. tool
C. mount rushmoremte rushmore
D. limb
E. level

Answer: C

i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,cafe is the name.

i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,tool is the name.

i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,mount rushmoremte rushmore is the name.

i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,limb is the name.

i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,level is the name.


a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing why????

Choices:
A. taxi man is walking
B. pay taxi
C. soldier
D. women
E. rue

Answer: A

a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing taxi man is walking???.

a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing pay taxi???.

a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing soldier???.

a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing women???.

a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing rue???.


An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. they bury the bodies
B. you dont bury the survivors
C. vermont
D. outdoors
E. Chernobyl

Answer: B

An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. They bury the bodies do they bury the survivors.

An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. You dont bury the survivors do they bury the survivors.

An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. Vermont do they bury the survivors.

An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. Outdoors do they bury the survivors.

An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. Chernobyl do they bury the survivors.


what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room?

Choices:
A. area
B. peanut gallery
C. riddles com
D. planes
E. crew

Answer: C

what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room area

what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room peanut gallery

what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room riddles com

what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room planes

what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room crew


The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. What are we doing?

Choices:
A. smother
B. making money
C. room
D. seeing
E. smoking

Answer: E

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. Smother are we doing.

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. Making money are we doing.

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. Room are we doing.

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. Seeing are we doing.

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. Smoking are we doing.


There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. How could this happen?

Choices:
A. death of a child
B. two people died
C. marmot
D. ian fleming
E. two people were married

Answer: E

There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. Death of a child could this happen.

There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. Two people died could this happen.

There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. Marmot could this happen.

There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. Ian fleming could this happen.

There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. Two people were married could this happen.


you breath me in you breath me out? what am i

Choices:
A. lung
B. I'm cold
C. tyhe answer is air
D. blow
E. exhaust

Answer: C

you breath me in you breath me out? lung am i

you breath me in you breath me out? i'm cold am i

you breath me in you breath me out? tyhe answer is air am i

you breath me in you breath me out? blow am i

you breath me in you breath me out? exhaust am i


Choices:
A. cattle
B. norway
C. thoroughfare
D. horse
E. boundary

Answer: B


I am currently drying Though I've never been wet I keep on sighing But keep still drying yet If I get wet a terrible site Being so close to whats wet do understand why I feel a threat? What am I?

Choices:
A. pat myself on head
B. connection
C. dries
D. music
E. blow dryer

Answer: E

I am currently drying Though I've never been wet I keep on sighing But keep still drying yet If I get wet a terrible site Being so close to pat myself on head wet do understand why I feel a threat? What am I.

I am currently drying Though I've never been wet I keep on sighing But keep still drying yet If I get wet a terrible site Being so close to connection wet do understand why I feel a threat? What am I.

I am currently drying Though I've never been wet I keep on sighing But keep still drying yet If I get wet a terrible site Being so close to dries wet do understand why I feel a threat? What am I.

I am currently drying Though I've never been wet I keep on sighing But keep still drying yet If I get wet a terrible site Being so close to music wet do understand why I feel a threat? What am I.

I am currently drying Though I've never been wet I keep on sighing But keep still drying yet If I get wet a terrible site Being so close to blow dryer wet do understand why I feel a threat? What am I.


A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away.

Choices:
A. backseat
B. put
C. he is playing mononpoly
D. air conditioner
E. automobile horn

Answer: C

A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away backseat

A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away put

A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away he is playing mononpoly

A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away air conditioner

A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away automobile horn


What do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids

Choices:
A. dc japanese girl
B. rich
C. they were all adopted
D. three eyes
E. birthday

Answer: C

Dc japanese girl do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids

Rich do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids

They were all adopted do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids

Three eyes do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids

Birthday do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids


Choices:
A. swallowtail
B. inheritance
C. cotton
D. story
E. dress

Answer: E


Choices:
A. neckwear
B. dwelling
C. cost
D. dress
E. single

Answer: D

Neckwear kind of cloths does a house wear.

Dwelling kind of cloths does a house wear.

Single kind of cloths does a house wear.


Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Who am I?

Choices:
A. launch
B. leaf
C. velvet
D. why robin of course
E. picnic

Answer: D

Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Launch am I.

Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Leaf am I.

Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Velvet am I.

Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Why robin of course am I.

Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night. Picnic am I.


A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. How is this possible?

Choices:
A. exit poll
B. fuckingnesday
C. fuckingursday
D. rides
E. friday was a horse

Answer: E

A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. Exit poll is this possible.

A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. Fuckingnesday is this possible.

A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. Fuckingursday is this possible.

A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. Rides is this possible.

A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. Friday was a horse is this possible.


She was not the youngest and not the oldest. Her parents loved her best. Who is she?

Choices:
A. emotion
B. men
C. young mammal
D. she was an only child
E. filicide

Answer: D

She was not the youngest and not the oldest. Her parents loved her best. Emotion is she.

She was not the youngest and not the oldest. Her parents loved her best. Men is she.

She was not the youngest and not the oldest. Her parents loved her best. Young mammal is she.

She was not the youngest and not the oldest. Her parents loved her best. She was an only child is she.

She was not the youngest and not the oldest. Her parents loved her best. Filicide is she.


What is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Choices:
A. feelings
B. jealousy
C. relief
D. harsh
E. be

Answer: A

Feelings is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Jealousy is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Relief is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Harsh is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Be is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.


Choices:
A. bad fairy
B. music
C. when he beats an egg
D. performance
E. high blood pressure

Answer: C


If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?

Choices:
A. passage
B. beanbag
C. greenhouse is made of glass
D. colour
E. exterior door

Answer: C

If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, passage is a green house made of.

If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, beanbag is a green house made of.

If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, greenhouse is made of glass is a green house made of.

If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, colour is a green house made of.

If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, exterior door is a green house made of.


We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " Who are we?

Choices:
A. beavis and butthead
B. crude
C. taste
D. rent
E. ingot

Answer: A

We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " beavis and butthead are we.

We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " crude are we.

We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " taste are we.

We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " rent are we.

We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " ingot are we.


A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. How?

Choices:
A. towels
B. take
C. speeding ticket
D. registers
E. man is playing monopoly

Answer: E

A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. Towels.

A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. Take.

A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. Speeding ticket.

A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. Registers.

A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. Man is playing monopoly.


What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?

Choices:
A. group
B. mountains
C. crystal
D. be
E. progress

Answer: B

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. Group is it.

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. Mountains is it.

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. Crystal is it.

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. Be is it.

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. Progress is it.


What do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable?

Choices:
A. produce market
B. haricot
C. artichoke heart
D. zoochini
E. beans

Answer: D

Produce market do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable.

Haricot do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable.

Artichoke heart do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable.

Zoochini do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable.

Beans do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable.


There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. how did he do it?

Choices:
A. hawk
B. pedestrian
C. area
D. car was parked
E. wheel

Answer: D

There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. Hawk did he do it.

There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. Pedestrian did he do it.

There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. Area did he do it.

There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. Car was parked did he do it.

There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. Wheel did he do it.


How do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly?

Choices:
A. lipizzan
B. beta
C. cattle
D. spell it out
E. in a field

Answer: D

Lipizzan do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly.

Beta do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly.

Cattle do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly.

Spell it out do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly.

In a field do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly.


What has to eat to live but never drinks ???

Choices:
A. ear
B. nosh
C. get enough sleep
D. belt
E. fireerif

Answer: E

Ear has to eat to live but never drinks ??.

Nosh has to eat to live but never drinks ??.

Get enough sleep has to eat to live but never drinks ??.

Belt has to eat to live but never drinks ??.

Fireerif has to eat to live but never drinks ??.


a plane crashes and every single person dies. . who are the survivors?

Choices:
A. josh billings
B. people that arent single
C. bacteria
D. noah webster
E. in a team

Answer: B

a plane crashes and every single person dies. . Josh billings are the survivors.

a plane crashes and every single person dies. . People that arent single are the survivors.

a plane crashes and every single person dies. . Bacteria are the survivors.

a plane crashes and every single person dies. . Noah webster are the survivors.

a plane crashes and every single person dies. . In a team are the survivors.


What is the question you can never say yes to?

Choices:
A. say
B. adverb
C. opposition
D. quizzes
E. are you alseep

Answer: E

Say is the question you can never say yes to.

Adverb is the question you can never say yes to.

Opposition is the question you can never say yes to.

Quizzes is the question you can never say yes to.

Are you alseep is the question you can never say yes to.


I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.

Choices:
A. parking area
B. nerve
C. freedom of speech
D. taste
E. i dont canyoutell me

Answer: E

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop parking area

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop nerve

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop freedom of speech

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop taste

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop i dont canyoutell me


I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

Choices:
A. quarter
B. drug
C. holding
D. parts
E. spleen

Answer: A

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. Quarter am I.

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. Drug am I.

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. Holding am I.

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. Parts am I.

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. Spleen am I.


Choices:
A. come
B. mississippi mississippi four is
C. glaucoma
D. squint
E. investigator

Answer: B

Mississippi mississippi four is has four eyes but will never see.

Glaucoma has four eyes but will never see.

Squint has four eyes but will never see.

Investigator has four eyes but will never see.


What can we see that can walk on clouds.

Choices:
A. parks
B. cloister
C. strides
D. cosmic dust
E. luke skywalker

Answer: E

Parks can we see that can walk on clouds.

Cloister can we see that can walk on clouds.

Strides can we see that can walk on clouds.

Cosmic dust can we see that can walk on clouds.

Luke skywalker can we see that can walk on clouds.


which word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right?

Choices:
A. bleep
B. interrogative
C. wordbook
D. wordwrong
E. correctness

Answer: D

Bleep word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right.

Interrogative word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right.

Wordbook word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right.

Wordwrong word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right.

Correctness word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right.


32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. how could this be

Choices:
A. school together
B. moment
C. singleton
D. they are all couples
E. leg

Answer: D

32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. School together could this be

32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. Moment could this be

32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. Singleton could this be

32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. They are all couples could this be

32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. Leg could this be


If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. What is it?

Choices:
A. liability
B. sympathy
C. catch
D. oodles
E. its a secret

Answer: E

If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. Liability is it.

If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. Sympathy is it.

If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. Catch is it.

If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. Oodles is it.

If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. Its a secret is it.


I am for protection. Put me on an erection. What am i?

Choices:
A. immunization
B. protectionist
C. bald eagle
D. shielding
E. condom

Answer: E

I am for protection. Put me on an erection. Immunization am i.

I am for protection. Put me on an erection. Protectionist am i.

I am for protection. Put me on an erection. Bald eagle am i.

I am for protection. Put me on an erection. Shielding am i.

I am for protection. Put me on an erection. Condom am i.


I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED WHAT WAS THE CARS NAME

Choices:
A. accord
B. bluegood
C. streetlegal
D. gridlock
E. interior

Answer: B

I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED accord WAS THE CARS NAME

I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED bluegood WAS THE CARS NAME

I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED streetlegal WAS THE CARS NAME

I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED gridlock WAS THE CARS NAME

I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED interior WAS THE CARS NAME


What word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!

Choices:
A. tap
B. strength
C. section
D. culture
E. consonants

Answer: B

Tap word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!

Strength word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!

Section word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!

Culture word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!

Consonants word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!


davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, who is the third?

Choices:
A. snap shut
B. pop oh no its david
C. like
D. brittle
E. discipline

Answer: B

davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, snap shut is the third.

davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, pop oh no its david is the third.

davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, like is the third.

davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, brittle is the third.

davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, discipline is the third.


. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound

Choices:
A. union
B. product
C. token
D. diamond
E. three ring binder

Answer: E

. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound union

. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound product

. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound token

. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound diamond

. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound three ring binder


What goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand?

Choices:
A. lead
B. yoyo
C. handbook
D. record
E. packet

Answer: B

Lead goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand.

Yoyo goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand.

Handbook goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand.

Record goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand.

Packet goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand.


Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. Who lives in the green house?

Choices:
A. houseboat
B. just a bunch of plants
C. lip
D. batten
E. house arrest

Answer: B

Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. Houseboat lives in the green house.

Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. Just a bunch of plants lives in the green house.

Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. Lip lives in the green house.

Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. Batten lives in the green house.

Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. House arrest lives in the green house.


i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. what am i?

Choices:
A. membrane
B. digital camera
C. curling iron
D. i amdocumentation of facts
E. am I interesting

Answer: B

i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. Membrane am i.

i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. Digital camera am i.

i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. Curling iron am i.

i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. I amdocumentation of facts am i.

i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. Am I interesting am i.


Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. Which one ways more?

Choices:
A. streets
B. they both way the same
C. stuffed animal
D. mass
E. travel

Answer: B

Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. Streets one ways more.

Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. They both way the same one ways more.

Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. Stuffed animal one ways more.

Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. Mass one ways more.

Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. Travel one ways more.


Choices:
A. fiat
B. folding
C. in the bloodbank
D. assess
E. rent

Answer: C

In the bloodbank do vampire put thier money??.


I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. How is this possible?

Choices:
A. spear
B. rice
C. cuckold
D. shot
E. my wife is a photographer

Answer: E

I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. Spear is this possible.

I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. Rice is this possible.

I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. Cuckold is this possible.

I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. Shot is this possible.

I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. My wife is a photographer is this possible.


The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. what am i

Choices:
A. testosterone
B. manhole
C. makings
D. cofin
E. strike

Answer: D

The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. Testosterone am i

The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. Manhole am i

The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. Makings am i

The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. Cofin am i

The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. Strike am i


The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. What am I?

Choices:
A. emotion
B. cofin
C. diocese
D. groupware
E. cotton

Answer: B

The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. Emotion am I.

The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. Cofin am I.

The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. Diocese am I.

The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. Groupware am I.

The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. Cotton am I.


Why is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC?

Choices:
A. hawk
B. dead body
C. liver
D. hes still alive
E. living thing

Answer: D

Hawk is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC.

Dead body is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC.

Liver is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC.

Hes still alive is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC.

Living thing is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC.


a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. how could this be?

Choices:
A. bypass
B. the desert
C. network
D. way
E. he was playing monopoly

Answer: E

a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. Bypass could this be.

a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. The desert could this be.

a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. Network could this be.

a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. Way could this be.

a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. He was playing monopoly could this be.


As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St. Ives?

Choices:
A. adults
B. one person
C. leopard
D. sissy
E. women

Answer: B

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St. Ives adults

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St. Ives one person

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St. Ives leopard

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St. Ives sissy

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St. Ives women


i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, what am i

Choices:
A. Sharpie
B. colored pencils
C. teachers
D. take
E. cigarette paper

Answer: B

i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, sharpie am i

i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, colored pencils am i

i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, teachers am i

i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, take am i

i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, cigarette paper am i


You have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel

Choices:
A. antique
B. other one is a nickel
C. small change
D. piece
E. antique shop

Answer: B

You have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel other one is a nickel

You have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel small change

You have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel piece

You have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel antique shop


We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Who are we?

Choices:
A. yard
B. caustic
C. silver month and orange
D. section
E. token

Answer: C

We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Yard are we.

We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Caustic are we.

We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Silver month and orange are we.

We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Section are we.

We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Token are we.


who has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.

Choices:
A. morris dance
B. sportsmanship
C. hurts
D. blondin
E. weakening

Answer: D

Morris dance has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.

Sportsmanship has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.

Hurts has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.

Blondin has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.

Weakening has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.


yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlewhat am i!!!

Choices:
A. izzle again
B. drop
C. branch
D. im a fizzel
E. much

Answer: D

yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzleizzle again am i!!!

yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzledrop am i!!!

yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlebranch am i!!!

yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzleim a fizzel am i!!!

yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlemuch am i!!!


half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA What does that spell?

Choices:
A. magic
B. first half
C. semidiameter
D. coca cola
E. ward

Answer: D

half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA magic does that spell.

half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA first half does that spell.

half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA semidiameter does that spell.

half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA coca cola does that spell.

half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA ward does that spell.


Choices:
A. cross ocean
B. attempt to fly
C. it cant fly
D. they can't hear
E. hang

Answer: C


A man in standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. Without conciousness of what has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.

Choices:
A. continental divide
B. scuba diver
C. water was frozen into ice
D. bathing
E. steam

Answer: C

A man in standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. Without conciousness of continental divide has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.

A man in standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. Without conciousness of scuba diver has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.

A man in standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. Without conciousness of water was frozen into ice has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.

A man in standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. Without conciousness of bathing has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.

A man in standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. Without conciousness of steam has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.


There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. How is that possible???

Choices:
A. note
B. emergency room
C. computers
D. doctor is his mom
E. tongue depressors

Answer: D

There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. Note is that possible??.

There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. Emergency room is that possible??.

There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. Computers is that possible??.

There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. Doctor is his mom is that possible??.

There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. Tongue depressors is that possible??.


Choices:
A. holiday
B. inauguration day
C. calendar year
D. era
E. every month

Answer: E

Inauguration day month has 28 day in it.


Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's"?

Choices:
A. yes that
B. crossings
C. piston
D. bowler
E. ways

Answer: A

Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's" yes that

Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's" crossings

Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's" piston

Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's" bowler

Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's" ways


Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

Choices:
A. overpass
B. cars
C. mound
D. a shadow
E. gum

Answer: D

Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain overpass

Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain cars

Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain mound

Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain a shadow

Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain gum


Choices:
A. segovia
B. distance
C. singular
D. parking ticket
E. at the mooooovies

Answer: E

Whats a cows favorite place to be segovia

Whats a cows favorite place to be distance

Whats a cows favorite place to be singular

Whats a cows favorite place to be parking ticket

Whats a cows favorite place to be at the mooooovies


I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . . at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death. . . no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. What am i?

Choices:
A. place
B. white blood cell
C. role
D. edge
E. separate

Answer: B

I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . . at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death. . . no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. Place am i.

I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . . at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death. . . no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. White blood cell am i.

I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . . at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death. . . no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. Role am i.

I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . . at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death. . . no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. Edge am i.

I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . . at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death. . . no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. Separate am i.


What has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips?

Choices:
A. nathaniel littles
B. wash
C. worm
D. science
E. zigzags

Answer: A

Nathaniel littles has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips.

Wash has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips.

Worm has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips.

Science has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips.

Zigzags has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips.


My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. What is it?

Choices:
A. still
B. single
C. lip
D. device
E. you blow me away

Answer: E

My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. Still is it.

My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. Single is it.

My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. Lip is it.

My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. Device is it.

My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. You blow me away is it.


Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is That-Man???

Choices:
A. become a man
B. become father
C. thatman is your son
D. thatman in the sky
E. morning coat

Answer: C

Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Become a man is That-Man??.

Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Become father is That-Man??.

Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Thatman is your son is That-Man??.

Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Thatman in the sky is That-Man??.

Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Morning coat is That-Man??.


What is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag??

Choices:
A. canal
B. oil
C. mouse going on vacation
D. drag
E. set

Answer: C

Canal is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag?.

Oil is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag?.

Mouse going on vacation is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag?.

Drag is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag?.

Set is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag?.


I have big gray ears A small gray tail And a large trunk What am I?

Choices:
A. organization
B. cotton
C. mouse going on vacation
D. cafe
E. world

Answer: C

I have big gray ears A small gray tail And a large trunk organization am I.

I have big gray ears A small gray tail And a large trunk cotton am I.

I have big gray ears A small gray tail And a large trunk mouse going on vacation am I.

I have big gray ears A small gray tail And a large trunk cafe am I.

I have big gray ears A small gray tail And a large trunk world am I.


A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker _____shop. Fill in the blank

Choices:
A. out
B. yard
C. store room
D. sign
E. pet shop

Answer: E

A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker outshop. Fill in the blank out

A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker yardshop. Fill in the blank yard

A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker store roomshop. Fill in the blank store room

A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker signshop. Fill in the blank sign

A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker pet shopshop. Fill in the blank pet shop


Choices:
A. horse
B. fine
C. smother
D. be
E. book many edges of pages

Answer: E

Horse has only six faces but many edges.

Smother has only six faces but many edges.

Book many edges of pages has only six faces but many edges.


My first is in boulder and I have a stone, My second is thrice in an apple alone, My third may be found at the end of a hem, My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip, My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. My first half can stop up a broad river's flow, My second half no daughter, the other you know. I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine, And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine?

Choices:
A. damson
B. root
C. magdalena river
D. sue
E. tokay

Answer: A

My first is in boulder and I have a stone, My second is thrice in an apple alone, My third may be found at the end of a hem, My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip, My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. My first half can stop up a broad river's flow, My second half no daughter, the other you know. I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine, And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine damson

My first is in boulder and I have a stone, My second is thrice in an apple alone, My third may be found at the end of a hem, My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip, My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. My first half can stop up a broad river's flow, My second half no daughter, the other you know. I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine, And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine root

My first is in boulder and I have a stone, My second is thrice in an apple alone, My third may be found at the end of a hem, My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip, My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. My first half can stop up a broad river's flow, My second half no daughter, the other you know. I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine, And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine magdalena river

My first is in boulder and I have a stone, My second is thrice in an apple alone, My third may be found at the end of a hem, My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip, My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. My first half can stop up a broad river's flow, My second half no daughter, the other you know. I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine, And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine sue

My first is in boulder and I have a stone, My second is thrice in an apple alone, My third may be found at the end of a hem, My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip, My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. My first half can stop up a broad river's flow, My second half no daughter, the other you know. I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine, And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine tokay


I get bigger the more you take away from me. What am I?

Choices:
A. hole get it stanley yelnats
B. place
C. pier
D. room
E. bouncing

Answer: A

I get bigger the more you take away from me. Hole get it stanley yelnats am I.

I get bigger the more you take away from me. Place am I.

I get bigger the more you take away from me. Pier am I.

I get bigger the more you take away from me. Room am I.

I get bigger the more you take away from me. Bouncing am I.


I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. What am I?

Choices:
A. appendage
B. aegilops
C. grim reaper
D. aid
E. cutting

Answer: C

I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. Appendage am I.

I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. Aegilops am I.

I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. Grim reaper am I.

I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. Aid am I.

I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. Cutting am I.


I am dead yet living still, Death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many.

Choices:
A. grim reaper
B. kiosk
C. mull
D. observation
E. demise

Answer: A

I am dead yet living still, Death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many grim reaper

I am dead yet living still, Death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many kiosk

I am dead yet living still, Death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many mull

I am dead yet living still, Death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many observation

I am dead yet living still, Death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many demise


if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do?

Choices:
A. piece
B. toe
C. pay
D. obstruction
E. intoxication

Answer: C

if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do piece

if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do toe

if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do pay

if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do obstruction

if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do intoxication


There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died. It was all over the news. T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know?

Choices:
A. leave town
B. you dont bury surviors
C. bury alive
D. remember where
E. act

Answer: B

There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died. It was all over the news. T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know leave town

There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died. It was all over the news. T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know you dont bury surviors

There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died. It was all over the news. T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know bury alive

There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died. It was all over the news. T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know remember where

There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died. It was all over the news. T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know act


Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. What is it?

Choices:
A. chess board
B. heifer
C. reading
D. restroom
E. woman

Answer: D

Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. Chess board is it.

Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. Heifer is it.

Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. Reading is it.

Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. Restroom is it.

Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. Woman is it.


whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and who rarely tires?

Choices:
A. legolas
B. musket ball
C. myth
D. cassia
E. car tire

Answer: A

whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and legolas rarely tires.

whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and musket ball rarely tires.

whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and myth rarely tires.

whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and cassia rarely tires.

whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and car tire rarely tires.


Why did the woman leave her son on a step?

Choices:
A. bin
B. sons
C. morrison
D. she wanted a stepson
E. ben

Answer: D

Bin did the woman leave her son on a step.

Sons did the woman leave her son on a step.

Morrison did the woman leave her son on a step.

She wanted a stepson did the woman leave her son on a step.

Ben did the woman leave her son on a step.


Choices:
A. drainage
B. birdbath
C. oxyhaemoglobin
D. blood is thicker than water
E. cola

Answer: D

Drainage does this symbol mean BLOOD water

Birdbath does this symbol mean BLOOD water

Oxyhaemoglobin does this symbol mean BLOOD water

Blood is thicker than water does this symbol mean BLOOD water


A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. how much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.

Choices:
A. worthless
B. taiwan dollar
C. 18 cents cmon now
D. five cent bill
E. bahamian dollar

Answer: C

A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. Worthless much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.

A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. Taiwan dollar much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.

A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. 18 cents cmon now much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.

A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. Five cent bill much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.

A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. Bahamian dollar much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.


How the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road?

Choices:
A. club
B. otter hound
C. domestic cat
D. chaser
E. because they where parnetrs

Answer: E

Club the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road.

Otter hound the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road.

Domestic cat the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road.

Chaser the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road.

Because they where parnetrs the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road.


What is more amazing than a talking dog???

Choices:
A. speling bee
B. thing
C. come
D. cut
E. music

Answer: A

Speling bee is more amazing than a talking dog??.

Thing is more amazing than a talking dog??.

Come is more amazing than a talking dog??.

Cut is more amazing than a talking dog??.

Music is more amazing than a talking dog??.


who holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth?

Choices:
A. half nelson
B. controller
C. solar day
D. zues
E. purchase

Answer: D

Half nelson holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth.

Controller holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth.

Solar day holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth.

Zues holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth.

Purchase holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth.


As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives?

Choices:
A. guinevere
B. 1 you
C. peafowl
D. pussy
E. policeman

Answer: B

As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives guinevere

As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives 1 you

As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives peafowl

As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives pussy

As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives policeman


Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and . . . . . . . . . ?

Choices:
A. august
B. janitor
C. raising
D. april june johney
E. july

Answer: D

Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and august

Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and janitor

Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and raising

Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and april june johney

Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and july


Why does the number 2 hate the number 3?

Choices:
A. enrolment
B. and secondly
C. because its odd
D. numbers
E. malevolence

Answer: C

Enrolment does the number 2 hate the number 3.

And secondly does the number 2 hate the number 3.

Because its odd does the number 2 hate the number 3.

Numbers does the number 2 hate the number 3.

Malevolence does the number 2 hate the number 3.


a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. How did he die?

Choices:
A. package was an unopened parachute
B. piece
C. mail
D. commercial enterprise
E. package was for sale

Answer: A

a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. Package was an unopened parachute did he die.

a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. Piece did he die.

a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. Mail did he die.

a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. Commercial enterprise did he die.

a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. Package was for sale did he die.


What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilinal What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilinal

Choices:
A. wade
B. cocopah
C. bilinet
D. cobol
E. american

Answer: E

Wade do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilinal What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilinal

Cocopah do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilinal What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilinal

Bilinet do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilinal What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilinal

Cobol do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilinal What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilinal

American do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilinal What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilinal


you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, what do you do to empty it?

Choices:
A. rim
B. a
C. pull the plug out
D. meditate
E. buy

Answer: C

you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, rim do you do to empty it.

you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, a do you do to empty it.

you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, pull the plug out do you do to empty it.

you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, meditate do you do to empty it.

you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, buy do you do to empty it.


Choices:
A. hisstory
B. raise
C. philosophy
D. blind snake
E. roller

Answer: A

Hisstory is the snake favourite subject.

Philosophy is the snake favourite subject.

Blind snake is the snake favourite subject.


Choices:
A. samosa
B. blood sausage
C. nice to meat you
D. cook one
E. roast

Answer: C

Samosa did the meat say to the hamburger.

Blood sausage did the meat say to the hamburger.

Nice to meat you did the meat say to the hamburger.

Cook one did the meat say to the hamburger.

Roast did the meat say to the hamburger.


what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. What am I?

Choices:
A. read
B. chewing gum
C. express
D. not hungry
E. saliva

Answer: B

what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. Read am I.

what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. Chewing gum am I.

what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. Express am I.

what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. Not hungry am I.

what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. Saliva am I.


Choices:
A. cat backwards
B. story
C. margay
D. thirsty
E. cream

Answer: A

Cat backwards do you spell cat backwards.


Choices:
A. someone in a wheelchair
B. quality
C. sportsmanship
D. hit
E. furniture

Answer: A

Someone in a wheelchair has two legs but cant walk.

Sportsmanship has two legs but cant walk.


Choices:
A. pizzeria
B. capitalists
C. potato bug
D. mouse
E. at the flea market

Answer: E


what is a mummy's favorite kind of music ?

Choices:
A. intonation
B. contemporary
C. rap
D. mozart
E. bugle

Answer: C

Intonation is a mummy's favorite kind of music .

Contemporary is a mummy's favorite kind of music .

Rap is a mummy's favorite kind of music .

Mozart is a mummy's favorite kind of music .

Bugle is a mummy's favorite kind of music .


If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Who are they?

Choices:
A. habitation
B. get to work
C. cachter and umpire
D. design
E. turntable

Answer: C

If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Habitation are they.

If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Get to work are they.

If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Cachter and umpire are they.

If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Design are they.

If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Turntable are they.


there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. How many pigs are there?

Choices:
A. mold
B. three pigs
C. two mouths
D. midplane
E. spot

Answer: B

there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. Mold many pigs are there.

there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. Three pigs many pigs are there.

there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. Two mouths many pigs are there.

there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. Midplane many pigs are there.

there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. Spot many pigs are there.


Why did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk?

Choices:
A. shade
B. it is sooooooo hot
C. bush
D. programming language
E. he wanted to log on

Answer: E

Shade did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk.

It is sooooooo hot did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk.

Bush did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk.

Programming language did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk.

He wanted to log on did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk.


In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them. . .

Choices:
A. mystique
B. pollen or nectar
C. apple tree
D. orchids
E. perennial

Answer: B

In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them mystique

In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them pollen or nectar

In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them apple tree

In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them orchids

In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them perennial


What belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it?

Choices:
A. running mate
B. fleer
C. digitigrade
D. your future
E. connector

Answer: D

Running mate belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it.

Fleer belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it.

Digitigrade belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it.

Your future belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it.

Connector belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it.


Who was the riches black smith in Kentucky?

Choices:
A. widow
B. fabric
C. tubby smith
D. smithy
E. sable

Answer: C

Widow was the riches black smith in Kentucky.

Fabric was the riches black smith in Kentucky.

Tubby smith was the riches black smith in Kentucky.

Smithy was the riches black smith in Kentucky.

Sable was the riches black smith in Kentucky.


A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . why?

Choices:
A. sappho
B. can see
C. fan
D. milk cow
E. because they are all married

Answer: E

A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . Sappho.

A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . Can see.

A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . Fan.

A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . Milk cow.

A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . Because they are all married.


Choices:
A. birds
B. silver birch
C. none it a cherry tree
D. apple orchard
E. durian

Answer: C

Birds many Apples are on a cherry tree .

Silver birch many Apples are on a cherry tree .

None it a cherry tree many Apples are on a cherry tree .

Apple orchard many Apples are on a cherry tree .

Durian many Apples are on a cherry tree .


what has a head and a tail but no body??

Choices:
A. coinit has head and tail
B. system
C. body substance
D. spleen
E. insult

Answer: A

Coinit has head and tail has a head and a tail but no body?.

System has a head and a tail but no body?.

Body substance has a head and a tail but no body?.

Spleen has a head and a tail but no body?.

Insult has a head and a tail but no body?.


im black and white, and red all over. what am i?

Choices:
A. robin
B. red ink
C. piece
D. im a newspaper
E. card

Answer: D

im black and white, and red all over. Robin am i.

im black and white, and red all over. Red ink am i.

im black and white, and red all over. Piece am i.

im black and white, and red all over. Im a newspaper am i.

im black and white, and red all over. Card am i.