Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony, Tommy who is the fifth child?

Choices:
A. mary itself
B. kid
C. has
D. mary's closet
E. oedipus complex

Answer: A

Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony, Tommy mary itself is the fifth child.

Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony, Tommy kid is the fifth child.

Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony, Tommy has is the fifth child.

Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony, Tommy mary's closet is the fifth child.

Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony, Tommy oedipus complex is the fifth child.


THERES A KID WHO RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY?

Choices:
A. get
B. marathon
C. skiing
D. put
E. catcher and umpierr in baseball

Answer: E

THERES A KID get RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY.

THERES A KID marathon RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY.

THERES A KID skiing RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY.

THERES A KID put RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY.

THERES A KID catcher and umpierr in baseball RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY.


Choices:
A. alphabet a
B. whist
C. prayer
D. clumber spaniel
E. speaking

Answer: A

Clumber spaniel IS SILENT IN THE PARLIMENT


Choices:
A. cattle
B. rub
C. pork chop
D. prosperity
E. swine

Answer: C


I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Who Am I ?

Choices:
A. being
B. avenue
C. map
D. traffic signal
E. side street

Answer: D

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Being Am I .

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Avenue Am I .

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Map Am I .

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Traffic signal Am I .

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Side street Am I .


bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who

Choices:
A. send money
B. offspring
C. post
D. answerthe son is bob
E. nick

Answer: D

bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who send money

bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who offspring

bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who post

bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who answerthe son is bob

bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who nick


what has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown?

Choices:
A. aspect
B. diminutive
C. smiley face
D. eyebrows
E. down

Answer: C

Aspect has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown.

Diminutive has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown.

Smiley face has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown.

Eyebrows has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown.

Down has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown.


Where could you find a mean eating fish?

Choices:
A. at a resteront
B. marine
C. aquaculture
D. parrotfish
E. pipefish

Answer: A

At a resteront could you find a mean eating fish.

Marine could you find a mean eating fish.

Aquaculture could you find a mean eating fish.

Parrotfish could you find a mean eating fish.

Pipefish could you find a mean eating fish.


The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain how this is possible

Choices:
A. pendant
B. drum
C. ear trumpet
D. they were clip on earrings
E. protrusion

Answer: D

The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain pendant this is possible

The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain drum this is possible

The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain ear trumpet this is possible

The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain they were clip on earrings this is possible

The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain protrusion this is possible


what do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has?

Choices:
A. cowriter
B. mums
C. mad dad disease
D. advertisement
E. elm

Answer: C

Cowriter do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has.

Mums do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has.

Mad dad disease do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has.

Advertisement do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has.

Elm do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has.


What has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together?

Choices:
A. bra
B. deep water
C. scaffold
D. ductape
E. world war i

Answer: D

Bra has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together.

Deep water has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together.

Scaffold has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together.

Ductape has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together.

World war i has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together.


I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. What am i?

Choices:
A. story
B. novel
C. pen
D. activity
E. chapter

Answer: A

I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. Story am i.

I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. Novel am i.

I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. Pen am i.

I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. Activity am i.

I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. Chapter am i.


a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt when he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.

Choices:
A. she gave birth
B. he had cancer
C. call
D. died suddenly
E. demand

Answer: A

a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt she gave birth he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.

a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt he had cancer he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.

a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt call he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.

a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt died suddenly he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.

a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt demand he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.


I am a girl, but I am a boy as well. What am I?

Choices:
A. shemale
B. son
C. slut
D. tomboy
E. dollar

Answer: A

I am a girl, but I am a boy as well. Shemale am I.

I am a girl, but I am a boy as well. Son am I.

I am a girl, but I am a boy as well. Slut am I.

I am a girl, but I am a boy as well. Tomboy am I.

I am a girl, but I am a boy as well. Dollar am I.


What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?

Choices:
A. surname
B. grade school
C. bison
D. buffalo tarantulas
E. has

Answer: C

Surname did the buffalo say when his son left for school.

Grade school did the buffalo say when his son left for school.

Bison did the buffalo say when his son left for school.

Buffalo tarantulas did the buffalo say when his son left for school.

Has did the buffalo say when his son left for school.


What two words are opposite two times with each other?

Choices:
A. conjugate
B. leftright
C. measure
D. consonants
E. glyph

Answer: B

Conjugate two words are opposite two times with each other.

Leftright two words are opposite two times with each other.

Measure two words are opposite two times with each other.

Consonants two words are opposite two times with each other.

Glyph two words are opposite two times with each other.


What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many.

Choices:
A. quintessence
B. gazelle
C. drive
D. flower of plant with seeds
E. thirst

Answer: D

What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many quintessence

What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many gazelle

What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many drive

What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many flower of plant with seeds

What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many thirst


Choices:
A. dogleg
B. aperture
C. device
D. with the paws button
E. tumbler

Answer: D

With the paws button do dogs stop a VCR.


A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK WHY NOT.

Choices:
A. chess board
B. stoop
C. silver
D. house was a bungalow
E. newel

Answer: D

A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK chess board NOT.

A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK stoop NOT.

A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK silver NOT.

A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK house was a bungalow NOT.

A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK newel NOT.


I have four spheres but I am not round. I am in a prison of water but I do not drown. What am I?

Choices:
A. moisture
B. debt
C. strand
D. human brain
E. tortoise

Answer: D

I have four spheres but I am not round. I am in a prison of water but I do not drown. Moisture am I.

I have four spheres but I am not round. I am in a prison of water but I do not drown. Debt am I.

I have four spheres but I am not round. I am in a prison of water but I do not drown. Strand am I.

I have four spheres but I am not round. I am in a prison of water but I do not drown. Human brain am I.

I have four spheres but I am not round. I am in a prison of water but I do not drown. Tortoise am I.


The more I eat the less I will weigh, The hungrier I am the less I can eat, I never feed myself and there is only one way, Unless you feed me right your temper may pay.

Choices:
A. spending money
B. birds
C. soup
D. starboard
E. change machine

Answer: E

The more I eat the less I will weigh, The hungrier I am the less I can eat, I never feed myself and there is only one way, Unless you feed me right your temper may pay spending money

The more I eat the less I will weigh, The hungrier I am the less I can eat, I never feed myself and there is only one way, Unless you feed me right your temper may pay birds

The more I eat the less I will weigh, The hungrier I am the less I can eat, I never feed myself and there is only one way, Unless you feed me right your temper may pay soup

The more I eat the less I will weigh, The hungrier I am the less I can eat, I never feed myself and there is only one way, Unless you feed me right your temper may pay starboard

The more I eat the less I will weigh, The hungrier I am the less I can eat, I never feed myself and there is only one way, Unless you feed me right your temper may pay change machine


Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe who????

Choices:
A. beat
B. knockoff
C. wannabe an actor
D. operative
E. applause

Answer: C

Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe beat???.

Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe knockoff???.

Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe wannabe an actor???.

Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe operative???.

Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe applause???.


face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle

Choices:
A. monkeys
B. fury
C. continent
D. push
E. group

Answer: A

face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle monkeys

face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle fury

face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle continent

face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle push

face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle group


Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier.

Choices:
A. machine
B. veldt
C. honey comb
D. dollars
E. beef

Answer: C

Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier machine

Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier veldt

Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier honey comb

Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier dollars

Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier beef


big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine

Choices:
A. exclamation
B. 07
C. big gun
D. 09
E. 08

Answer: D

big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine exclamation

big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine 07

big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine big gun

big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine 09

big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine 08


What are the two things you can't have for lunch?

Choices:
A. breakfast and dinner
B. feast
C. kitchen table
D. situation
E. breakfast and lunch

Answer: A

Breakfast and dinner are the two things you can't have for lunch.

Feast are the two things you can't have for lunch.

Kitchen table are the two things you can't have for lunch.

Situation are the two things you can't have for lunch.

Breakfast and lunch are the two things you can't have for lunch.


ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time?

Choices:
A. make sex
B. span
C. manpower
D. clark stevnson
E. ablaut

Answer: D

ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time make sex

ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time span

ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time manpower

ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time clark stevnson

ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time ablaut


its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter.

Choices:
A. shade
B. tool
C. reading
D. hole in the barrel
E. golf ball

Answer: D

its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter shade

its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter tool

its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter reading

its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter hole in the barrel

its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter golf ball


What key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box?

Choices:
A. mouse
B. prizefight
C. monkey and donkey
D. paintbox
E. room

Answer: C

Mouse key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box.

Prizefight key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box.

Monkey and donkey key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box.

Paintbox key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box.

Room key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box.


if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?

Choices:
A. bottles
B. lactose in water
C. stripper
D. rich milk
E. milk cow

Answer: D

if a cow eats milk,bottles will it give out.

if a cow eats milk,lactose in water will it give out.

if a cow eats milk,stripper will it give out.

if a cow eats milk,rich milk will it give out.

if a cow eats milk,milk cow will it give out.


Choices:
A. blush
B. balloons
C. round object
D. red square
E. redtail

Answer: D


Choices:
A. kind of not
B. fat farm
C. tool
D. downtown
E. black

Answer: A

Were in the club ballas have a casadea kind of not

Were in the club ballas have a casadea fat farm

Were in the club ballas have a casadea tool

Were in the club ballas have a casadea downtown

Were in the club ballas have a casadea black


Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Why is this???

Choices:
A. dwellers
B. master race
C. birta was a hurricane
D. patients
E. plan

Answer: C

Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Dwellers is this??.

Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Master race is this??.

Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Birta was a hurricane is this??.

Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Patients is this??.

Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Plan is this??.


there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! what is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!

Choices:
A. antonym
B. ukrainian
C. language
D. password
E. myanmar

Answer: C

there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! antonym is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!

there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! ukrainian is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!

there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! language is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!

there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! password is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!

there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! myanmar is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!


the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. How is that possible?

Choices:
A. sunday morning
B. utah
C. fields
D. sunday school
E. horses name was sunday

Answer: E

the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. Sunday morning is that possible.

the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. Utah is that possible.

the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. Fields is that possible.

the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. Sunday school is that possible.

the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. Horses name was sunday is that possible.


How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Choices:
A. buy him a beer
B. perform surgery
C. lad
D. you wave at him
E. men

Answer: D

Buy him a beer do you get a one armed man out of a tree.

Perform surgery do you get a one armed man out of a tree.

Lad do you get a one armed man out of a tree.

You wave at him do you get a one armed man out of a tree.

Men do you get a one armed man out of a tree.


If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound?

Choices:
A. cut down
B. ficus
C. make a noise
D. apple tree
E. theirs no answer

Answer: E

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound cut down

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound ficus

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound make a noise

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound apple tree

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound theirs no answer


A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask?

Choices:
A. wax
B. masked ball
C. polish
D. offset
E. umpire at a baseball game

Answer: E

A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask wax

A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask masked ball

A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask polish

A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask offset

A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. Whoe is the man in the mask umpire at a baseball game


what has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat?

Choices:
A. arming
B. pommel horse
C. waving
D. southwester
E. cowboy

Answer: E

Arming has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat.

Pommel horse has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat.

Waving has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat.

Southwester has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat.

Cowboy has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat.


Choices:
A. hinesward
B. etiquette
C. discharge
D. quality
E. deed

Answer: A

Hinesward goes good with a Roesthisberger.

Etiquette goes good with a Roesthisberger.

Discharge goes good with a Roesthisberger.

Quality goes good with a Roesthisberger.


i go really fast down and up but never stop what am i

Choices:
A. pace
B. belt
C. pail
D. subway bus
E. air travel

Answer: D

i go really fast down and up but never stop pace am i

i go really fast down and up but never stop belt am i

i go really fast down and up but never stop pail am i

i go really fast down and up but never stop subway bus am i

i go really fast down and up but never stop air travel am i


You want to share it whenyouhave it but when you wants it youdo't have it

Choices:
A. hold it
B. secet
C. tontine
D. own
E. go

Answer: B

You want to share it whenyouhave it but hold it you wants it youdo't have it

You want to share it whenyouhave it but secet you wants it youdo't have it

You want to share it whenyouhave it but tontine you wants it youdo't have it

You want to share it whenyouhave it but own you wants it youdo't have it

You want to share it whenyouhave it but go you wants it youdo't have it


I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! What am I?

Choices:
A. refridgerator
B. ace
C. nylon
D. eddy
E. machine

Answer: A

I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! refridgerator am I.

I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! ace am I.

I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! nylon am I.

I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! eddy am I.

I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! machine am I.


Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . . What just happend?

Choices:
A. cafeteria
B. she says hoooollleeee sssshhhiiiiitttt
C. trace
D. drink beer
E. machine

Answer: B

Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . . Cafeteria just happend.

Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . . She says hoooollleeee sssshhhiiiiitttt just happend.

Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . . Trace just happend.

Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . . Drink beer just happend.

Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . . Machine just happend.


there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. what happened to the cat?

Choices:
A. fishes
B. natural resource
C. cat got wet
D. plankton
E. residence

Answer: C

there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. Fishes happened to the cat.

there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. Natural resource happened to the cat.

there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. Cat got wet happened to the cat.

there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. Plankton happened to the cat.

there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. Residence happened to the cat.


You are halfway there and halfway gone. Where are you?

Choices:
A. movement
B. step
C. turn
D. in the middled
E. place

Answer: D

You are halfway there and halfway gone. Movement are you.

You are halfway there and halfway gone. Step are you.

You are halfway there and halfway gone. Turn are you.

You are halfway there and halfway gone. In the middled are you.

You are halfway there and halfway gone. Place are you.


you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. What do you do?

Choices:
A. journey
B. escalator
C. take a step
D. stairway
E. path

Answer: C

you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. Journey do you do.

you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. Escalator do you do.

you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. Take a step do you do.

you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. Stairway do you do.

you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. Path do you do.


I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. What Am I?

Choices:
A. shovel
B. club
C. hermitage
D. dispute
E. human teacher

Answer: E

I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. Shovel Am I.

I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. Club Am I.

I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. Hermitage Am I.

I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. Dispute Am I.

I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group. Human teacher Am I.


Choices:
A. disposition
B. internal organ
C. beating
D. cardiac muscle
E. broken love

Answer: E

heart with a z on it can't be fixed disposition

heart with a z on it can't be fixed internal organ

heart with a z on it can't be fixed beating

heart with a z on it can't be fixed cardiac muscle

heart with a z on it can't be fixed broken love


You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. What was your real grade?

Choices:
A. spelling
B. letterman
C. form
D. c c minus
E. reading

Answer: D

You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. Spelling was your real grade.

You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. Letterman was your real grade.

You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. Form was your real grade.

You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. C c minus was your real grade.

You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" . When you get your test back, you see something like a G. Reading was your real grade.


something green and spins 100 miles per minuite

Choices:
A. utah
B. absinthe
C. frog in a blender
D. color
E. sea green

Answer: C

something green and spins 100 miles per minuite utah

something green and spins 100 miles per minuite absinthe

something green and spins 100 miles per minuite frog in a blender

something green and spins 100 miles per minuite color

something green and spins 100 miles per minuite sea green


a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. how is this possible?

Choices:
A. opportunity
B. sexual intercourse
C. cowherd
D. her horse is named friday
E. penultimate

Answer: D

a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. Opportunity is this possible.

a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. Sexual intercourse is this possible.

a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. Cowherd is this possible.

a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. Her horse is named friday is this possible.

a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. Penultimate is this possible.


Choices:
A. boater
B. crew
C. wat
D. air force
E. sparrow

Answer: C


A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, who is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.

Choices:
A. key
B. tha man is a catcher
C. detective
D. gender
E. cover up for himself

Answer: B

A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, key is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.

A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, tha man is a catcher is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.

A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, detective is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.

A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, gender is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.

A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, cover up for himself is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.


Who does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time?

Choices:
A. labor
B. noble
C. persons
D. music
E. peer

Answer: E

Labor does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time.

Noble does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time.

Persons does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time.

Music does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time.

Peer does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time.


I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. What am I?

Choices:
A. shipwrecks
B. sunblock
C. shade
D. olympic games
E. scuttlebutt

Answer: B

I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. Shipwrecks am I.

I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. Sunblock am I.

I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. Shade am I.

I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. Olympic games am I.

I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim. I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst. I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing. I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. Scuttlebutt am I.


Choices:
A. spades
B. goods
C. buy a deck of cards
D. penny
E. at a store

Answer: C

Spades can you buy 4 suits for a dollar.

Buy a deck of cards can you buy 4 suits for a dollar.

At a store can you buy 4 suits for a dollar.


Choices:
A. rock cakes
B. climb to the top
C. meal
D. peck
E. course

Answer: A

Climb to the top do climbers eat for dessert.


Choices:
A. 1112213211
B. probability
C. solve equation
D. amount
E. rime

Answer: A


What is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from?

Choices:
A. soul
B. every organ
C. state
D. your funny bone
E. attitude

Answer: D

Soul is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from.

Every organ is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from.

State is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from.

Your funny bone is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from.

Attitude is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from.


What's black and white and red all over.

Choices:
A. shark
B. creature
C. henna
D. white
E. bloody zebra

Answer: E

Shark is black and white and red all over.

Creature is black and white and red all over.

Henna is black and white and red all over.

White is black and white and red all over.

Bloody zebra is black and white and red all over.


The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. What is it?

Choices:
A. fruition
B. neighbour
C. coughin
D. yogurt
E. knows

Answer: C

The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. Fruition is it.

The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. Neighbour is it.

The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. Coughin is it.

The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. Yogurt is it.

The person that makes it does'nt want it. The person that buys it does'nt need it. The person that uses it does'nt know it. They come in black, brown, or white. Knows is it.


who pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses?

Choices:
A. twang
B. neither it was king authur
C. bullet
D. ligament
E. not king

Answer: B

Twang pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses.

Neither it was king authur pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses.

Bullet pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses.

Ligament pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses.

Not king pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses.


Choices:
A. feature
B. leg bone
C. pool balls
D. times tables
E. keys

Answer: D


What grows bigger the more you take from it??

Choices:
A. hole in the ground
B. woman
C. stars
D. flood
E. mural

Answer: A

Hole in the ground grows bigger the more you take from it?.

Woman grows bigger the more you take from it?.

Stars grows bigger the more you take from it?.

Flood grows bigger the more you take from it?.

Mural grows bigger the more you take from it?.


What is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper)

Choices:
A. matrix
B. surface
C. pass
D. answer is hello
E. double

Answer: D

Matrix is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper)

Surface is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper)

Pass is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper)

Answer is hello is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper)

Double is the massage try to say: 07734 (Try to right down the number in the paper)


What goes around the world but stay in a corner?

Choices:
A. take
B. authority
C. street corner.
D. stampgolb
E. indonesia

Answer: D

Take goes around the world but stay in a corner.

Authority goes around the world but stay in a corner.

Street corner goes around the world but stay in a corner.

Stampgolb goes around the world but stay in a corner.

Indonesia goes around the world but stay in a corner.


i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, what is the large object?

Choices:
A. plane
B. free
C. push
D. wire
E. pedestrian

Answer: A

i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, plane is the large object.

i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, free is the large object.

i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, push is the large object.

i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, wire is the large object.

i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, pedestrian is the large object.


30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. How can this be?

Choices:
A. 30 foreheads
B. naiad
C. hydriodic acid
D. acephalism
E. bowling ball

Answer: A

30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. 30 foreheads can this be.

30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. Naiad can this be.

30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. Hydriodic acid can this be.

30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. Acephalism can this be.

30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. Bowling ball can this be.


a cool treat you can eat in the summer???

Choices:
A. cygnus
B. mycophage
C. july
D. advertisement
E. i scream

Answer: E

a cool treat you can eat in the summer cygnus

a cool treat you can eat in the summer mycophage

a cool treat you can eat in the summer july

a cool treat you can eat in the summer advertisement

a cool treat you can eat in the summer i scream


Choices:
A. nursing
B. in the pond
C. drink alcohol
D. gib
E. 18holes on a golf course

Answer: E

18=H. on a G. C 18holes on a golf course


Choices:
A. poor
B. entire
C. salute
D. greetin
E. cedar

Answer: D

hello can b a good name but 4 wat entire

hello can b a good name but 4 wat salute

hello can b a good name but 4 wat greetin


it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs what is it?

Choices:
A. portrait
B. chin
C. its a clock
D. playing card
E. read

Answer: C

it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs portrait is it.

it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs chin is it.

it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs its a clock is it.

it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs playing card is it.

it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs read is it.


what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

Choices:
A. scale
B. measuring
C. part
D. gray
E. they both weigh one pound

Answer: E

Scale weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers.

Measuring weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers.

Part weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers.

Gray weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers.

They both weigh one pound weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers.


Choices:
A. company
B. branch
C. where ever you left it
D. reach
E. pad

Answer: C

Where ever you left it do you find a dog with no legs.


Choices:
A. blood hound
B. dogtooth violet
C. doggie
D. dogtooth
E. seeing eye dog

Answer: A

Blood hound is dracular's favourite dog.

Dogtooth violet is dracular's favourite dog.

Seeing eye dog is dracular's favourite dog.


there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came why was that

Choices:
A. geographic area
B. sands
C. office was closed
D. it was closed
E. area

Answer: D

there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came geographic area was that

there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came sands was that

there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came office was closed was that

there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came it was closed was that

there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came area was that


There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. Why do they call him Oscar?

Choices:
A. place
B. conference
C. salesperson
D. end of street
E. his parents named him oscar

Answer: E

There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. Place do they call him Oscar.

There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. Conference do they call him Oscar.

There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. Salesperson do they call him Oscar.

There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. End of street do they call him Oscar.

There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. His parents named him oscar do they call him Oscar.


I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Why didn't i turn on.

Choices:
A. dimness
B. back off
C. degree
D. i burned out
E. ignition

Answer: D

I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Dimness didn't i turn on.

I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Back off didn't i turn on.

I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Degree didn't i turn on.

I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. I burned out didn't i turn on.

I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Ignition didn't i turn on.


I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 What number am I ?

Choices:
A. decimal digit
B. is under 500 495
C. reverse polish notation
D. battalion
E. positive identification

Answer: B

I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 decimal digit number am I .

I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 is under 500 495 number am I .

I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 reverse polish notation number am I .

I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 battalion number am I .

I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 positive identification number am I .


Choices:
A. spells florida
B. holiday
C. offer
D. handicapped
E. suite

Answer: A

Spells florida is special about Forlida.


Choices:
A. watt
B. walter
C. yea
D. warewoff
E. buddhist

Answer: D


If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. How can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away?

Choices:
A. harrier
B. cardigan welsh corgi
C. australian terrier
D. leash isnt attached to anything
E. teach children to play

Answer: D

If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. Harrier can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away.

If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. Cardigan welsh corgi can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away.

If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. Australian terrier can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away.

If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. Leash isnt attached to anything can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away.

If a dog is on a 20 foot leash. Teach children to play can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away.


Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks.

Choices:
A. page
B. authority
C. word is nothing
D. stand
E. polish

Answer: C

Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks page

Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks authority

Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks word is nothing

Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks stand

Ifyoueat --------- u'll die. Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------. put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks polish


A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. How is this possible?

Choices:
A. smooth
B. level
C. friday is his horses name
D. thoroughfare
E. sarasota

Answer: C

A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. Smooth is this possible.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. Level is this possible.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. Friday is his horses name is this possible.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. Thoroughfare is this possible.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday. Sarasota is this possible.


Choices:
A. because their cute
B. science
C. act
D. owner
E. caring

Answer: A

Because their cute are webkinz stuffed aniamles.


What has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt?

Choices:
A. box spring
B. mastication
C. drive
D. recreation
E. river

Answer: E

Box spring has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt.

Mastication has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt.

Drive has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt.

Recreation has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt.

River has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt.


once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one how many heads does she have?

Choices:
A. thinker
B. she has 1 head
C. headless
D. counter
E. phrase

Answer: B

once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one thinker many heads does she have.

once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one she has 1 head many heads does she have.

once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one headless many heads does she have.

once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one counter many heads does she have.

once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one phrase many heads does she have.


Always opens and closes without making sound

Choices:
A. view
B. free
C. listening
D. peep
E. eye lids

Answer: E

Always opens and closes without making sound view

Always opens and closes without making sound free

Always opens and closes without making sound listening

Always opens and closes without making sound peep

Always opens and closes without making sound eye lids


michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . what am i???. . . . . . .

Choices:
A. remark
B. a surname
C. preserve
D. chancellor
E. morse code

Answer: B

michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . Remark am i???. . . . . . .

michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . A surname am i???. . . . . . .

michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . Preserve am i???. . . . . . .

michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . Chancellor am i???. . . . . . .

michael owen has a short one. . . . . . arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . . 'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . . the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . . Morse code am i???. . . . . . .


if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear what are you listining to?

Choices:
A. traffic light
B. hind
C. jug
D. 50 cent
E. quid

Answer: D

if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear traffic light are you listining to.

if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear hind are you listining to.

if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear jug are you listining to.

if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear 50 cent are you listining to.

if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear quid are you listining to.


there was matches stove candles and fruit. what do i fire first???

Choices:
A. fireplace
B. unobserved fire
C. matches
D. call fire
E. firebrand

Answer: C

there was matches stove candles and fruit. Fireplace do i fire first??.

there was matches stove candles and fruit. Unobserved fire do i fire first??.

there was matches stove candles and fruit. Matches do i fire first??.

there was matches stove candles and fruit. Call fire do i fire first??.

there was matches stove candles and fruit. Firebrand do i fire first??.


there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack.

Choices:
A. activity
B. face card
C. chess pawn
D. cards
E. kings

Answer: C

there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack activity

there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack face card

there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack chess pawn

there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack cards

there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack kings


how come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet?

Choices:
A. waterman
B. beacause its not raining
C. stadium
D. single
E. make

Answer: B

Waterman come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet.

Beacause its not raining come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet.

Stadium come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet.

Single come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet.

Make come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet.


A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " How can this be?

Choices:
A. dad is sick
B. surgan is his mother
C. great grandfather
D. son of a british girl
E. marker

Answer: B

A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " dad is sick can this be.

A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " surgan is his mother can this be.

A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " great grandfather can this be.

A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " son of a british girl can this be.

A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " marker can this be.


A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Who is the man in red?

Choices:
A. body fluid
B. algae
C. freshwater
D. man was a lobster
E. travel

Answer: D

A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Body fluid is the man in red.

A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Algae is the man in red.

A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Freshwater is the man in red.

A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Man was a lobster is the man in red.

A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. Travel is the man in red.


My name starts with a K and ends in a N what is my name?

Choices:
A. thelarche
B. starter
C. endarteritis
D. kristen
E. initials

Answer: D

My name starts with a K and ends in a N thelarche is my name.

My name starts with a K and ends in a N starter is my name.

My name starts with a K and ends in a N endarteritis is my name.

My name starts with a K and ends in a N kristen is my name.

My name starts with a K and ends in a N initials is my name.


A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Why?

Choices:
A. female offspring
B. grandmother is a mother too
C. kinship
D. care for children
E. present gifts

Answer: B

A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Female offspring.

A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Grandmother is a mother too.

A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Kinship.

A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Care for children.

A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. Present gifts.


Choices:
A. seaweed
B. hood
C. steam
D. indian ocean
E. swimming

Answer: A

wat do fish smoke to get high indian ocean


I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives

Choices:
A. one i met a man
B. sphinx
C. filter
D. detective
E. laundry room

Answer: A

I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives one i met a man

I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives sphinx

I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives filter

I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives detective

I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives laundry room


What can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part?

Choices:
A. medicine chest
B. preserve
C. mealie cob
D. medicine bottle
E. feast

Answer: C

Medicine chest can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part.

Preserve can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part.

Mealie cob can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part.

Medicine bottle can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part.

Feast can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part.


What is the best part about being a surfer?

Choices:
A. humour
B. price floor
C. reading
D. you are never board
E. provision

Answer: D

Humour is the best part about being a surfer.

Price floor is the best part about being a surfer.

Reading is the best part about being a surfer.

You are never board is the best part about being a surfer.

Provision is the best part about being a surfer.


A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. How is that possible?

Choices:
A. corkscrew
B. it is a witch's house
C. wild
D. he was born in room1965
E. she cannot have children in 1965

Answer: D

A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. Corkscrew is that possible.

A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. It is a witch's house is that possible.

A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. Wild is that possible.

A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. He was born in room1965 is that possible.

A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. She cannot have children in 1965 is that possible.


Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. Who is he?

Choices:
A. german
B. he is my son
C. descendant
D. mister
E. he is gay

Answer: B

Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. German is he.

Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. He is my son is he.

Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. Descendant is he.

Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. Mister is he.

Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. He is gay is he.


Choices:
A. coffeecake
B. pastree
C. weeping willow
D. classified
E. ingestion

Answer: B

Weeping willow tree you can eat ???????.


Choices:
A. chinchilla
B. he ate a hot dog
C. black
D. canines
E. we gave him a bath

Answer: B

We gave him a bath did the dog get so hot


i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. what am i?

Choices:
A. right hand
B. monoclonal antibody
C. mirra
D. downcast
E. starboard

Answer: C

i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. Right hand am i.

i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. Monoclonal antibody am i.

i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. Mirra am i.

i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. Downcast am i.

i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. Starboard am i.


what do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose?

Choices:
A. olfactory organ
B. influenza
C. snotzi
D. soldiership
E. smelt

Answer: C

Olfactory organ do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose.

Influenza do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose.

Snotzi do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose.

Soldiership do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose.

Smelt do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose.


what is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school?

Choices:
A. second
B. community
C. ape b cs
D. eat fruit
E. statement

Answer: C

Second is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school.

Community is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school.

Ape b cs is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school.

Eat fruit is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school.

Statement is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school.


A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins how can that be.

Choices:
A. measuring
B. they were triplets
C. holmes
D. makes
E. covey

Answer: B

A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins measuring can that be.

A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins they were triplets can that be.

A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins holmes can that be.

A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins makes can that be.

A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins covey can that be.


A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be???

Choices:
A. bride
B. woman was a photographer
C. call girl
D. gal
E. bath

Answer: B

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Bride can this be??.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Woman was a photographer can this be??.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Call girl can this be??.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Gal can this be??.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. Bath can this be??.


Choices:
A. hebdomad
B. subtract one
C. pip
D. take away the s
E. lime

Answer: D


I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. What am I doing

Choices:
A. im playing monopoly
B. pays
C. homes
D. yard
E. sport utility vehicle

Answer: A

I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. Im playing monopoly am I doing

I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. Pays am I doing

I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. Homes am I doing

I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. Yard am I doing

I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. Sport utility vehicle am I doing


Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Who am I?

Choices:
A. bipolar
B. chemists
C. ugly
D. age group
E. fat

Answer: E

Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Bipolar am I.

Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Chemists am I.

Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Ugly am I.

Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Age group am I.

Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed. Fat am I.


The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person who needs it doesnt know it.

Choices:
A. swazi
B. german
C. coffin duhh
D. romanian
E. jew

Answer: C

The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person swazi needs it doesnt know it.

The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person german needs it doesnt know it.

The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person coffin duhh needs it doesnt know it.

The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person romanian needs it doesnt know it.

The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person jew needs it doesnt know it.


I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. What is the old man's name?

Choices:
A. judgment
B. andrewanddrew
C. interruption
D. pedestrian crossing
E. president

Answer: B

I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. Judgment is the old man's name.

I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. Andrewanddrew is the old man's name.

I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. Interruption is the old man's name.

I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. Pedestrian crossing is the old man's name.

I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. President is the old man's name.


Choices:
A. braiding
B. pore
C. hair band
D. category
E. artifact

Answer: C

it can help you with your hair some way braiding

it can help you with your hair some way pore

it can help you with your hair some way hair band

it can help you with your hair some way category

it can help you with your hair some way artifact


Where in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age?

Choices:
A. on the moon
B. long time
C. cape canada
D. united states of america
E. quality

Answer: A

On the moon in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age.

Long time in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age.

Cape canada in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age.

United states of america in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age.

Quality in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age.


there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him

Choices:
A. fish out of water
B. he is not in his boat
C. mechanic
D. he isnt in a lorry
E. tool

Answer: D

there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way fish out of water doesent he stop him

there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way he is not in his boat doesent he stop him

there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way mechanic doesent he stop him

there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way he isnt in a lorry doesent he stop him

there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way tool doesent he stop him


how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?

Choices:
A. daughters
B. loose weight
C. his son got married
D. pope
E. drop

Answer: C

Daughters did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day.

Loose weight did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day.

His son got married did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day.

Pope did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day.

Drop did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day.


A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. How can this be?

Choices:
A. dental office
B. employ patients
C. tongue depressor
D. medication
E. doctor is attorneys sister

Answer: E

A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. Dental office can this be.

A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. Employ patients can this be.

A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. Tongue depressor can this be.

A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. Medication can this be.

A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. Doctor is attorneys sister can this be.


how come you can trick a vampire so easily?

Choices:
A. because the are suckers
B. they have no home
C. little slam
D. shtik
E. tricker

Answer: A

Because the are suckers come you can trick a vampire so easily.

They have no home come you can trick a vampire so easily.

Little slam come you can trick a vampire so easily.

Shtik come you can trick a vampire so easily.

Tricker come you can trick a vampire so easily.


brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son

Choices:
A. sisterhood
B. it the author
C. foster brother
D. thompson
E. watson

Answer: B

brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son sisterhood

brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son it the author

brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son foster brother

brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son thompson

brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son watson


What does an elephant use to carry items?

Choices:
A. pink elephants
B. its trunk
C. act
D. packing
E. imperial elephant

Answer: B

Pink elephants does an elephant use to carry items.

Its trunk does an elephant use to carry items.

Act does an elephant use to carry items.

Packing does an elephant use to carry items.

Imperial elephant does an elephant use to carry items.


hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name what is the name

Choices:
A. mon diego
B. namer
C. other cilds name is anthony
D. binding
E. name is important

Answer: C

hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name mon diego is the name

hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name namer is the name

hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name other cilds name is anthony is the name

hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name binding is the name

hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name name is important is the name


A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. How does ho accomplish this?

Choices:
A. beaver
B. company
C. chanter
D. reflection
E. water is frozen

Answer: E

A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. Beaver does ho accomplish this.

A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. Company does ho accomplish this.

A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. Chanter does ho accomplish this.

A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. Reflection does ho accomplish this.

A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. On this this day he proves himself to be right. He was really walking on the water. Water is frozen does ho accomplish this.


IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I?????

Choices:
A. head of hair
B. drinking
C. whisker
D. smooth
E. tooth brush

Answer: E

IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I head of hair

IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I drinking

IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I whisker

IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I smooth

IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I tooth brush


Choices:
A. black lung
B. molasses
C. piastre
D. blackboard
E. pleonaste

Answer: B

I am black and go real slow. Black lung am I.

I am black and go real slow. Molasses am I.

I am black and go real slow. Piastre am I.

I am black and go real slow. Blackboard am I.

I am black and go real slow. Pleonaste am I.


What is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it?

Choices:
A. carnation
B. tar
C. strawberry
D. stickyblide bush
E. out

Answer: D

Carnation is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it.

Tar is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it.

Strawberry is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it.

Stickyblide bush is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it.

Out is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it.


What can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime?

Choices:
A. fortune
B. parenthesis the world the universe
C. kink
D. room
E. steam

Answer: B

Fortune can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime.

Parenthesis the world the universe can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime.

Kink can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime.

Room can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime.

Steam can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime.


how doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it

Choices:
A. black and tan
B. island
C. put a hole in it
D. use water
E. harbor

Answer: C

Black and tan doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it

Island doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it

Put a hole in it doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it

Use water doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it

Harbor doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it


What do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was?

Choices:
A. oil
B. bore
C. put a hole in it
D. bilge
E. carbine

Answer: C

Oil do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was.

Bore do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was.

Put a hole in it do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was.

Bilge do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was.

Carbine do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was.


I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. What am I?

Choices:
A. woman
B. im curtains
C. branch
D. boring
E. story

Answer: B

I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. Woman am I.

I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. Im curtains am I.

I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. Branch am I.

I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. Boring am I.

I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. Story am I.


Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not.

Choices:
A. personification
B. every thing with out something
C. tyrant
D. idea
E. buster

Answer: B

Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not personification

Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not every thing with out something

Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not tyrant

Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not idea

Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not buster


Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Who am I?

Choices:
A. godfather
B. women
C. person speaking me you
D. dads
E. little sister

Answer: C

Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Godfather am I.

Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Women am I.

Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Person speaking me you am I.

Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Dads am I.

Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Little sister am I.


Choices:
A. family
B. triplet
C. single
D. twain
E. gemini

Answer: A


you are driving along when you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog?

Choices:
A. a bachelor party
B. highlight
C. lightship
D. its daylight
E. it is night time

Answer: D

you are driving along a bachelor party you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog.

you are driving along highlight you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog.

you are driving along lightship you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog.

you are driving along its daylight you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog.

you are driving along it is night time you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise How did you see the dog.


What is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter?

Choices:
A. antiquarian
B. reflection
C. variation
D. saving
E. 24 cents

Answer: E

Antiquarian is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter.

Reflection is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter.

Variation is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter.

Saving is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter.

24 cents is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter.


Choices:
A. scares
B. scarecrow
C. scaremonger
D. purpose
E. because 7 8 9

Answer: E


Choices:
A. magic powers
B. compassion
C. cancel out
D. because 7 8 9
E. magic number

Answer: D


i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors what am i

Choices:
A. hut
B. text
C. coloring
D. polychrome
E. white kitten

Answer: E

i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors hut am i

i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors text am i

i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors coloring am i

i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors polychrome am i

i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors white kitten am i


what did the duck say to the other duck?

Choices:
A. to get a job
B. revolver
C. air space
D. sore
E. donald duck

Answer: A

To get a job did the duck say to the other duck.

Revolver did the duck say to the other duck.

Air space did the duck say to the other duck.

Sore did the duck say to the other duck.

Donald duck did the duck say to the other duck.


Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. what place are you in now?

Choices:
A. edmund kean
B. cimabue
C. ludwig van beethoven
D. key
E. your in first place

Answer: E

Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. Edmund kean place are you in now.

Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. Cimabue place are you in now.

Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. Ludwig van beethoven place are you in now.

Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. Key place are you in now.

Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. Your in first place place are you in now.


Choices:
A. comparison
B. comer
C. boomarang
D. arrival
E. Staff

Answer: C


Choices:
A. command
B. hood pups
C. neckline
D. police dog
E. own people

Answer: B

Command do you call a dog with a sweater.

Hood pups do you call a dog with a sweater.

Neckline do you call a dog with a sweater.

Police dog do you call a dog with a sweater.

Own people do you call a dog with a sweater.


The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not. To some I exist to others I donâ€™t. I go forever but never Iâ€™m not. I am eternal like some or not. What am I?

Choices:
A. asteroid
B. astronauts
C. nothingness
D. galaxies
E. quasar

Answer: C

The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not. To some I exist to others I donâ€™t. I go forever but never Iâ€™m not. I am eternal like some or not. Asteroid am I.

The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not. To some I exist to others I donâ€™t. I go forever but never Iâ€™m not. I am eternal like some or not. Astronauts am I.

The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not. To some I exist to others I donâ€™t. I go forever but never Iâ€™m not. I am eternal like some or not. Nothingness am I.

The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not. To some I exist to others I donâ€™t. I go forever but never Iâ€™m not. I am eternal like some or not. Galaxies am I.

The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not. To some I exist to others I donâ€™t. I go forever but never Iâ€™m not. I am eternal like some or not. Quasar am I.


What is the best way to inprove a man's driving?

Choices:
A. movement
B. police car following behind him
C. automobile accidents
D. company
E. heavy

Answer: B

Movement is the best way to inprove a man's driving.

Police car following behind him is the best way to inprove a man's driving.

Automobile accidents is the best way to inprove a man's driving.

Company is the best way to inprove a man's driving.

Heavy is the best way to inprove a man's driving.


Choices:
A. speaker
B. noise
C. place
D. paper and glue
E. Nickelodeon

Answer: D

Speaker do you call a tv show and a child

Paper and glue do you call a tv show and a child

Nickelodeon do you call a tv show and a child


I have 21 eyes but cannot see. What am I?

Choices:
A. looking at
B. dice 12345621
C. walleye
D. eyelessness
E. enucleation

Answer: B

I have 21 eyes but cannot see. Looking at am I.

I have 21 eyes but cannot see. Dice 12345621 am I.

I have 21 eyes but cannot see. Walleye am I.

I have 21 eyes but cannot see. Eyelessness am I.

I have 21 eyes but cannot see. Enucleation am I.


I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought.

Choices:
A. single
B. gold
C. machine
D. fire or flames
E. freeze

Answer: D

I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought single

I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought gold

I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought machine

I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought fire or flames

I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought freeze


Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow??

Choices:
A. company
B. drink your tea
C. go check your calendors
D. seven
E. ss

Answer: C

Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow company

Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow drink your tea

Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow go check your calendors

Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow seven

Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow ss


A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. After one minute he was dead. How?

Choices:
A. compensation
B. he was an astronaut
C. free
D. black
E. emotion

Answer: B

A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. After one minute he was dead. Compensation.

A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. After one minute he was dead. He was an astronaut.

A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. After one minute he was dead. Free.

A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. After one minute he was dead. Black.

A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. After one minute he was dead. Emotion.


what goes after the cat where ever it goes ? ?

Choices:
A. streets
B. persian
C. increase
D. whip
E. it tail

Answer: E

Streets goes after the cat where ever it goes ? .

Persian goes after the cat where ever it goes ? .

Increase goes after the cat where ever it goes ? .

Whip goes after the cat where ever it goes ? .

It tail goes after the cat where ever it goes ? .


When you know me, I'm nothing. When you do not know me, I'm something. What am I?

Choices:
A. im a riddle
B. turn into cat
C. knows
D. surf
E. factuality

Answer: A

When you know me, I'm nothing. When you do not know me, I'm something. Im a riddle am I.

When you know me, I'm nothing. When you do not know me, I'm something. Turn into cat am I.

When you know me, I'm nothing. When you do not know me, I'm something. Knows am I.

When you know me, I'm nothing. When you do not know me, I'm something. Surf am I.

When you know me, I'm nothing. When you do not know me, I'm something. Factuality am I.


What is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own?

Choices:
A. greeting card
B. in
C. bus station
D. yard
E. place

Answer: A

Greeting card is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own.

In is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own.

Bus station is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own.

Yard is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own.

Place is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own.


I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. what am I?

Choices:
A. message
B. roan
C. finding
D. catch
E. camouflage

Answer: E

I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. Message am I.

I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. Roan am I.

I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. Finding am I.

I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. Catch am I.

I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. Camouflage am I.


Choices:
A. rivers
B. coin
C. banks
D. in a riverbank
E. penny

Answer: D

In a riverbank do fish keep there money.


Choices:
A. arab
B. use water
C. wash
D. somerset
E. because he wanted to stink

Answer: E

Because he wanted to stink did freddie not take a bath