There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is?

Choices:
A. gravity
B. mineral
C. reading
D. learning
E. capital

Answer: A

There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around gravity word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, gravity word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is?

There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around mineral word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, mineral word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is?

There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around reading word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, reading word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is?

There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around learning word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, learning word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is?

There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around capital word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, capital word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is?


Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. What am I?

Choices:
A. color
B. gravity
C. diving
D. mat
E. change of location

Answer: B

Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. Color am I.

Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. Gravity am I.

Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. Diving am I.

Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. Mat am I.

Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. Change of location am I.


Choices:
A. fate
B. suction
C. gravity
D. danger
E. server

Answer: C


Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. What do you do?

Choices:
A. stop imagining
B. fountain
C. note
D. read
E. amsterdam

Answer: A

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. Stop imagining do you do.

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. Fountain do you do.

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. Note do you do.

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. Read do you do.

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. Amsterdam do you do.


What had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time?

Choices:
A. get comfortable
B. schedule
C. jump cut
D. stop imagining
E. avenue

Answer: D

Get comfortable had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time.

Schedule had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time.

Jump cut had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time.

Stop imagining had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time.

Avenue had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time.


Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. How do you get out?

Choices:
A. monument
B. drum
C. fabricator
D. stop imagining
E. think of everything

Answer: D

Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. Monument do you get out.

Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. Drum do you get out.

Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. Fabricator do you get out.

Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. Stop imagining do you get out.

Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. Think of everything do you get out.


Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, what do you do?

Choices:
A. slash
B. throw up
C. stop imagining
D. good imagination
E. servant

Answer: C

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, slash do you do.

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, throw up do you do.

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, stop imagining do you do.

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, good imagination do you do.

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, servant do you do.


Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, how do you get out quickly and safetly???

Choices:
A. keep calm
B. horse
C. stinger
D. brand
E. stop imagining

Answer: E

Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, keep calm do you get out quickly and safetly??.

Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, horse do you get out quickly and safetly??.

Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, stinger do you get out quickly and safetly??.

Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, brand do you get out quickly and safetly??.

Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, stop imagining do you get out quickly and safetly??.


One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, how is that possible?

Choices:
A. cleaning
B. device
C. plane was on ground
D. sexist
E. captain

Answer: C

One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, cleaning is that possible.

One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, device is that possible.

One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, plane was on ground is that possible.

One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, sexist is that possible.

One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, captain is that possible.


What sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at

Choices:
A. group
B. black hole
C. marmoset
D. period
E. space cadet

Answer: B

Group sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at

Black hole sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at

Marmoset sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at

Period sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at

Space cadet sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at


I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. What am I?

Choices:
A. sign
B. candy shop
C. unenlightenment
D. black hole
E. break

Answer: D

I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. Sign am I.

I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. Candy shop am I.

I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. Unenlightenment am I.

I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. Black hole am I.

I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. Break am I.


I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black what am I

Choices:
A. machine
B. support
C. gray
D. pin
E. black hole

Answer: E

I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black machine am I

I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black support am I

I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black gray am I

I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black pin am I

I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black black hole am I


Choices:
A. saltwater
B. currents
C. waterway
D. high places
E. deep water

Answer: B

High places fruit do you find in the sea.

Deep water fruit do you find in the sea.


find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _

Choices:
A. nuclear reaction
B. myriad
C. 18
D. five
E. figures

Answer: C

find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ nuclear reaction

find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ myriad

find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ 18

find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ five

find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ figures


What number is twice the sum of it's digits?

Choices:
A. battalion
B. no
C. tally
D. rational number
E. 18

Answer: E

Battalion number is twice the sum of it's digits.

No number is twice the sum of it's digits.

Tally number is twice the sum of it's digits.

Rational number number is twice the sum of it's digits.

18 number is twice the sum of it's digits.


My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?

Choices:
A. tenth
B. confinement
C. know
D. memory
E. 18

Answer: E

My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. Tenth old am I.

My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. Confinement old am I.

My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. Know old am I.

My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. Memory old am I.

My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. 18 old am I.


There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. How is this possible?

Choices:
A. dust
B. bacteria
C. lake is frozen
D. spot
E. prawn

Answer: C

There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. Dust is this possible.

There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. Bacteria is this possible.

There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. Lake is frozen is this possible.

There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. Spot is this possible.

There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. Prawn is this possible.


Choices:
A. they log on
B. it will give rain
C. bush
D. grow bigger
E. yard

Answer: A

They log on do trees get onto the internet.

It will give rain do trees get onto the internet.

Grow bigger do trees get onto the internet.


Choices:
A. because shell let it go
B. open it
C. balloonist
D. because it's christmas
E. latex

Answer: A

Because shell let it go shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon.

Open it shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon.

Balloonist shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon.

Because it's christmas shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon.

Latex shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon.


The person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it?

Choices:
A. george segal
B. greta garbo
C. benjamin thompson
D. agnes de mille
E. caskit

Answer: E

The person george segal made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it.

The person greta garbo made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it.

The person benjamin thompson made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it.

The person agnes de mille made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it.

The person caskit made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it.


A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor where do you bury them?

Choices:
A. album
B. if you die
C. mexican
D. kill yourself
E. you dont bury survivors

Answer: E

A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor album do you bury them.

A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor if you die do you bury them.

A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor mexican do you bury them.

A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor kill yourself do you bury them.

A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor you dont bury survivors do you bury them.


An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. mosquito
B. you dont bury survivors
C. nation
D. cremation
E. plane

Answer: B

An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. Mosquito do they bury the survivors.

An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. You dont bury survivors do they bury the survivors.

An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. Nation do they bury the survivors.

An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. Cremation do they bury the survivors.

An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. Plane do they bury the survivors.


A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. flying
B. you dont bury survivors
C. beaver
D. plane
E. range

Answer: B

A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Flying do they bury the survivors.

A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. You dont bury survivors do they bury the survivors.

A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Beaver do they bury the survivors.

A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Plane do they bury the survivors.

A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Range do they bury the survivors.


A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? where would you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. freedom of speech
B. cut
C. you dont bury survivors
D. cremation
E. act

Answer: C

A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? freedom of speech would you bury the survivors.

A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? cut would you bury the survivors.

A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? you dont bury survivors would you bury the survivors.

A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? cremation would you bury the survivors.

A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? act would you bury the survivors.


A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Which side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico?

Choices:
A. pick up hitchhikers
B. you dont bury survivors
C. sound
D. lip
E. casualties

Answer: B

A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Pick up hitchhikers side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico.

A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. You dont bury survivors side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico.

A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Sound side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico.

A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Lip side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico.

A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Casualties side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico.


What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Choices:
A. pay
B. feel
C. cant opener
D. wash
E. being

Answer: C

Pay do you call a can opener that doesn't work.

Feel do you call a can opener that doesn't work.

Cant opener do you call a can opener that doesn't work.

Wash do you call a can opener that doesn't work.

Being do you call a can opener that doesn't work.


What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most?

Choices:
A. silly season
B. get healthy
C. annual
D. fall
E. taste

Answer: D

Silly season season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most.

Get healthy season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most.

Annual season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most.

Fall season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most.

Taste season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most.


When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Choices:
A. glad
B. dentist's office
C. toothhurty
D. checkup
E. spring break

Answer: C

Glad is the best time to go to the dentist.

Dentist's office is the best time to go to the dentist.

Toothhurty is the best time to go to the dentist.

Checkup is the best time to go to the dentist.

Spring break is the best time to go to the dentist.


A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Which door does he go through first?

Choices:
A. rings
B. his car door
C. panel
D. generator
E. use

Answer: B

A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Rings door does he go through first.

A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. His car door door does he go through first.

A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Panel door does he go through first.

A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Generator door does he go through first.

A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Use door does he go through first.


My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? How many months would it take me to save $12?

Choices:
A. weeks
B. 8 months
C. goal line
D. sticking point
E. week

Answer: B

My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? weeks many months would it take me to save $12.

My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? 8 months many months would it take me to save $12.

My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? goal line many months would it take me to save $12.

My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? sticking point many months would it take me to save $12.

My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? week many months would it take me to save $12.


What can elephants make that no other animals can make?

Choices:
A. boy
B. baby elephants
C. tusk
D. weight 1000 kilos
E. shark

Answer: B

Boy can elephants make that no other animals can make.

Baby elephants can elephants make that no other animals can make.

Tusk can elephants make that no other animals can make.

Weight 1000 kilos can elephants make that no other animals can make.

Shark can elephants make that no other animals can make.


What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?

Choices:
A. minute
B. in the moon
C. at the quack of dawn
D. attribute
E. term

Answer: C

Minute time do the ducks wake up in the morning.

In the moon time do the ducks wake up in the morning.

At the quack of dawn time do the ducks wake up in the morning.

Attribute time do the ducks wake up in the morning.

Term time do the ducks wake up in the morning.


Choices:
A. traps
B. b
C. lions
D. support
E. alcoholic drink

Answer: B

Traps do you call a bear without an ear.

Lions do you call a bear without an ear.

Support do you call a bear without an ear.

Alcoholic drink do you call a bear without an ear.


If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?

Choices:
A. south american
B. religious person
C. traveler
D. lunatic
E. second place

Answer: E

If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, south american place are you in.

If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, religious person place are you in.

If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, traveler place are you in.

If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, lunatic place are you in.

If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, second place place are you in.


Choices:
A. understand people
B. find files
C. they book
D. ember
E. librarians

Answer: C

Understand people fast do librarians travel.


A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. How is that possible?

Choices:
A. he was already dead
B. will not die
C. slave
D. living things
E. sexist

Answer: A

A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. He was already dead is that possible.

A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. Will not die is that possible.

A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. Slave is that possible.

A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. Living things is that possible.

A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. Sexist is that possible.


What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Choices:
A. let them play
B. give me my quarterback
C. spinning frame
D. bantam
E. team

Answer: B

Let them play did the football coach say to the broken vending machine.

Give me my quarterback did the football coach say to the broken vending machine.

Spinning frame did the football coach say to the broken vending machine.

Bantam did the football coach say to the broken vending machine.

Team did the football coach say to the broken vending machine.


You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?

Choices:
A. silverware
B. spending money
C. soup
D. drinking
E. napkin

Answer: A

You buy me to eat, but never eat me. Silverware am I.

You buy me to eat, but never eat me. Spending money am I.

You buy me to eat, but never eat me. Soup am I.

You buy me to eat, but never eat me. Drinking am I.

You buy me to eat, but never eat me. Napkin am I.


Choices:
A. ootid
B. swing wide
C. locker
D. when its closed
E. when its ajar

Answer: E

Swing wide is a cell door not a cell door.

When its closed is a cell door not a cell door.

When its ajar is a cell door not a cell door.


What costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost?

Choices:
A. test
B. racquets
C. true friendship
D. bill
E. a loyal partner

Answer: C

Test costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost.

Racquets costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost.

True friendship costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost.

Bill costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost.

A loyal partner costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost.


How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?

Choices:
A. choirboy
B. young girl
C. snowballs
D. crank
E. gal

Answer: C

Choirboy do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman.

Young girl do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman.

Snowballs do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman.

Crank do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman.

Gal do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman.


Choices:
A. smash
B. loot
C. seeking
D. talent
E. tosh

Answer: D

Seeking is easy to spot but hard to find.

Talent is easy to spot but hard to find.


Choices:
A. use
B. tennis ball
C. spaghetti sauce
D. acquiring
E. function

Answer: B

Tennis ball do you serve that you can't eat.

Spaghetti sauce do you serve that you can't eat.

Acquiring do you serve that you can't eat.

Function do you serve that you can't eat.


What can you always serve but never eat?

Choices:
A. waitress
B. ace
C. receiver
D. tennis ball
E. act

Answer: D

Waitress can you always serve but never eat.

Receiver can you always serve but never eat.

Tennis ball can you always serve but never eat.


A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Which room do the policeman put out first?

Choices:
A. signs
B. treasure chest.
C. fireman
D. none they are policemen
E. bell

Answer: D

A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Signs room do the policeman put out first.

A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Treasure chest room do the policeman put out first.

A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Fireman room do the policeman put out first.

A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. None they are policemen room do the policeman put out first.

A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Bell room do the policeman put out first.


What is a frog's favorite electronic device?

Choices:
A. website
B. weather eye
C. ipad
D. buoy
E. depressor

Answer: C

Website is a frog's favorite electronic device.

Weather eye is a frog's favorite electronic device.

Ipad is a frog's favorite electronic device.

Buoy is a frog's favorite electronic device.

Depressor is a frog's favorite electronic device.


Why do ducks have feathers on their butts?

Choices:
A. contour feather
B. west virginia
C. to hide their butt quacks
D. ducky
E. they cannot fly

Answer: C

Contour feather do ducks have feathers on their butts.

West virginia do ducks have feathers on their butts.

To hide their butt quacks do ducks have feathers on their butts.

Ducky do ducks have feathers on their butts.

They cannot fly do ducks have feathers on their butts.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?

Choices:
A. pass
B. angles
C. cover
D. frostbite
E. build a fort

Answer: D

Pass do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf.

Angles do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf.

Cover do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf.

Frostbite do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf.

Build a fort do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf.


What do you get when you cross a vampire and winter?

Choices:
A. vector
B. teleportation
C. coin
D. frostbite
E. sign

Answer: D

Vector do you get when you cross a vampire and winter.

Teleportation do you get when you cross a vampire and winter.

Coin do you get when you cross a vampire and winter.

Frostbite do you get when you cross a vampire and winter.

Sign do you get when you cross a vampire and winter.


There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. How many are left?

Choices:
A. stimulus
B. none they are all copycats
C. alleyway
D. cats in the family
E. make

Answer: B

There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. Stimulus many are left.

There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. None they are all copycats many are left.

There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. Alleyway many are left.

There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. Cats in the family many are left.

There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. Make many are left.


Choices:
A. ground beef
B. meat farm
C. furniture
D. stirk
E. bone

Answer: A

Ground beef do you call a cow with no legs.

Meat farm do you call a cow with no legs.

Furniture do you call a cow with no legs.


Choices:
A. shoe store
B. spike
C. shoemaker
D. sneakers
E. wearing

Answer: D


Choices:
A. serving
B. comma
C. exclamation
D. support
E. when in the dictionary

Answer: E

Serving does yesterday come after today.

Exclamation does yesterday come after today.

Support does yesterday come after today.

When in the dictionary does yesterday come after today.


What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Choices:
A. nobody knows
B. science
C. momentum
D. armor
E. representation

Answer: A

Nobody knows do you call somebody with no body and no nose.

Science do you call somebody with no body and no nose.

Momentum do you call somebody with no body and no nose.

Armor do you call somebody with no body and no nose.

Representation do you call somebody with no body and no nose.


I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, What am I?

Choices:
A. news
B. like
C. cover
D. I am me
E. made

Answer: A

I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, news am I.

I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, like am I.

I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, cover am I.

I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, i am me am I.

I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, made am I.


What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up?

Choices:
A. barn spider
B. spider monkey
C. web designers
D. shed skin
E. young people

Answer: C

Barn spider do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up.

Spider monkey do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up.

Web designers do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up.

Shed skin do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up.

Young people do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up.


Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. What am I?

Choices:
A. affinity
B. scorecard
C. your fingerprints
D. NAME
E. features

Answer: C

Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. Affinity am I.

Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. Scorecard am I.

Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. Your fingerprints am I.

Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. NAME am I.

Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. Features am I.


How do football players stay cool during games?

Choices:
A. stand next to fans
B. turn
C. hockey player
D. stayman
E. stadium

Answer: A

Stand next to fans do football players stay cool during games.

Turn do football players stay cool during games.

Hockey player do football players stay cool during games.

Stayman do football players stay cool during games.

Stadium do football players stay cool during games.


You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. How many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen?

Choices:
A. railroad track
B. box office
C. palmistry
D. 12
E. chamber

Answer: D

You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. Railroad track many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen.

You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. Box office many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen.

You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. Palmistry many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen.

You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. 12 many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen.

You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. Chamber many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen.


I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. What are we?

Choices:
A. follow him
B. touch
C. ear
D. soul brother
E. thunder lightning

Answer: E

I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. Follow him are we.

I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. Touch are we.

I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. Ear are we.

I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. Soul brother are we.

I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. Thunder lightning are we.


Choices:
A. fission chips
B. cafeteria
C. doggy bag
D. snack
E. process

Answer: A

Fission chips is Marie Curie's favorite food.

Cafeteria is Marie Curie's favorite food.

Doggy bag is Marie Curie's favorite food.


Choices:
A. because the batteries died
B. single
C. slave
D. it will shine in the dark
E. funerals

Answer: A

Because the batteries died did the boy bury his flashlight.

It will shine in the dark did the boy bury his flashlight.

Funerals did the boy bury his flashlight.


You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?

Choices:
A. birdbrain
B. swine
C. hopefully you
D. serum sickness
E. place

Answer: C

You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Birdbrain is the smartest the smartest animal in the room.

You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Swine is the smartest the smartest animal in the room.

You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Hopefully you is the smartest the smartest animal in the room.

You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Serum sickness is the smartest the smartest animal in the room.

You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Place is the smartest the smartest animal in the room.


If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, what relation is he to you?

Choices:
A. he is your father
B. mothers
C. his daughter
D. counterpoise
E. male child

Answer: A

If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, he is your father relation is he to you.

If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, mothers relation is he to you.

If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, his daughter relation is he to you.

If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, counterpoise relation is he to you.

If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, male child relation is he to you.


People buy me to eat but they never eat me. What am I?

Choices:
A. act
B. diet
C. plates and cutlery
D. baffled
E. brunch

Answer: C

People buy me to eat but they never eat me. Act am I.

People buy me to eat but they never eat me. Diet am I.

People buy me to eat but they never eat me. Plates and cutlery am I.

People buy me to eat but they never eat me. Baffled am I.

People buy me to eat but they never eat me. Brunch am I.


Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. What is the relation between them?

Choices:
A. barbican
B. men
C. they are husband and wife
D. coat rack
E. stands

Answer: C

Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. Barbican is the relation between them.

Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. Men is the relation between them.

Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. They are husband and wife is the relation between them.

Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. Coat rack is the relation between them.

Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. Stands is the relation between them.


Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Choices:
A. market day
B. school day
C. statement
D. yesterday today and tomorrow
E. washday

Answer: D

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday market day

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday school day

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday statement

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday yesterday today and tomorrow

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday washday


What do babies and basketball players have in common?

Choices:
A. rabble
B. takeoffs
C. throw down
D. they dribble
E. commonage

Answer: D

Rabble do babies and basketball players have in common.

Takeoffs do babies and basketball players have in common.

Throw down do babies and basketball players have in common.

They dribble do babies and basketball players have in common.

Commonage do babies and basketball players have in common.


What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Choices:
A. gouge
B. rampart
C. it will recognize when you open it
D. nothing it just shuts up
E. white

Answer: D

Gouge does an envelope say when you lick it.

Rampart does an envelope say when you lick it.

It will recognize when you open it does an envelope say when you lick it.

Nothing it just shuts up does an envelope say when you lick it.

White does an envelope say when you lick it.


Choices:
A. none only babies were born
B. no males
C. there were no women born
D. adults
E. only women

Answer: A

None only babies were born many men were born last year.

There were no women born many men were born last year.

Only women many men were born last year.


On which day of the year do fewest people die?

Choices:
A. february 29th
B. holiday
C. days
D. horrible
E. months

Answer: A

On february 29th day of the year do fewest people die.

On holiday day of the year do fewest people die.

On days day of the year do fewest people die.

On horrible day of the year do fewest people die.

On months day of the year do fewest people die.


Choices:
A. sound
B. crossword
C. wrong
D. remorse
E. truth

Answer: C

Crossword word is always pronounced wrong.

Remorse word is always pronounced wrong.


What word that people had always pronounce it wrong?

Choices:
A. wrong
B. bullet
C. tort
D. violence
E. paragraph

Answer: A

Wrong word that people had always pronounce it wrong.

Bullet word that people had always pronounce it wrong.

Tort word that people had always pronounce it wrong.

Violence word that people had always pronounce it wrong.

Paragraph word that people had always pronounce it wrong.


Which word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong?

Choices:
A. wrong
B. trespass
C. foreign
D. script
E. justice

Answer: A

Wrong word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong.

Trespass word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong.

Foreign word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong.

Script word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong.

Justice word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong.


What is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary?

Choices:
A. wrong
B. command
C. symbol
D. sin
E. reference

Answer: A

Wrong is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary.

Command is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary.

Symbol is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary.

Sin is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary.

Reference is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary.


Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?

Choices:
A. falsification
B. claim
C. entree
D. wrong
E. left

Answer: D

Falsification word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right.

Claim word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right.

Entree word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right.

Wrong word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right.

Left word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right.


Choices:
A. law
B. piñata
C. clock
D. roller
E. leak

Answer: B


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Choices:
A. traversal
B. way
C. affliction
D. elephant yam
E. elephino

Answer: E

Traversal do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.

Way do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.

Affliction do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.

Elephant yam do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.

Elephino do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.


What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Choices:
A. salientian
B. protocol
C. frogmouth
D. rank
E. same middle name

Answer: E

Salientian do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common.

Protocol do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common.

Frogmouth do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common.

Rank do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common.

Same middle name do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common.


A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Why not?

Choices:
A. you cant bury the living
B. burying a body
C. happening
D. litter
E. exhume the body

Answer: A

A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. You cant bury the living not.

A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Burying a body not.

A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Happening not.

A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Litter not.

A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. Exhume the body not.


How could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too?

Choices:
A. neve
B. relative
C. their aunt is your mother
D. their mom is your grandmother
E. aunts house

Answer: C

Neve could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too.

Relative could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too.

Their aunt is your mother could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too.

Their mom is your grandmother could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too.

Aunts house could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too.


Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated?

Choices:
A. dollar
B. presidentship
C. GOP
D. dallas
E. john f kennedy

Answer: E

Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated dollar

Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated presidentship

Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated gop

Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated dallas

Who was the president of the USA before John F. Kennedy was assassinated john f kennedy


What is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music?

Choices:
A. hip hop
B. disco
C. music genre
D. auditory communication
E. structure

Answer: A

Hip hop is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music.

Disco is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music.

Music genre is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music.

Auditory communication is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music.

Structure is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music.


A man sees a white bear outside his house. Where is he?

Choices:
A. marmot
B. village
C. place
D. ranch house
E. north pole

Answer: E

A man sees a white bear outside his house. Marmot is he.

A man sees a white bear outside his house. Village is he.

A man sees a white bear outside his house. Place is he.

A man sees a white bear outside his house. Ranch house is he.

A man sees a white bear outside his house. North pole is he.


You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. Where are you?

Choices:
A. north pole
B. southward
C. endomorphy
D. west end
E. eastward

Answer: A

You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. North pole are you.

You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. Southward are you.

You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. Endomorphy are you.

You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. West end are you.

You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. You end up in exact same spot you started. Eastward are you.


If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, where is your house located?

Choices:
A. room
B. village
C. southerly
D. north pole
E. southeast

Answer: D

If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, room is your house located.

If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, village is your house located.

If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, southerly is your house located.

If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, north pole is your house located.

If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, southeast is your house located.


Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?

Choices:
A. gulf states
B. southward
C. north pole
D. southerner
E. latitude

Answer: C

Gulf states on Earth do the winds always blow from the South.

Southward on Earth do the winds always blow from the South.

North pole on Earth do the winds always blow from the South.

Southerner on Earth do the winds always blow from the South.

Latitude on Earth do the winds always blow from the South.


What do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use?

Choices:
A. peso
B. seed money
C. insurance
D. lord of misrule
E. lobby

Answer: C

Peso do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use.

Seed money do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use.

Insurance do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use.

Lord of misrule do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use.

Lobby do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use.


Choices:
A. baneberry
B. raspberry
C. loganberry
D. cowberry
E. berries

Answer: B


I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Who am I?

Choices:
A. your mom
B. relative
C. great grandfather
D. stepbrother
E. your dad

Answer: E

I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Your mom am I.

I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Relative am I.

I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Great grandfather am I.

I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Stepbrother am I.

I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. Your dad am I.


Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Who is asleep on your couch?

Choices:
A. quintipara
B. mother lode
C. your dad
D. supermom
E. fathers

Answer: C

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Quintipara is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Mother lode is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Your dad is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Supermom is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach. Fathers is asleep on your couch.


What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?

Choices:
A. police officer's belt
B. lemonades
C. tart
D. powdered milk
E. fillet

Answer: B

Police officer's belt do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder.

Lemonades do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder.

Tart do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder.

Powdered milk do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder.

Fillet do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder.


Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?

Choices:
A. each was the mans name
B. sportsman
C. signore
D. game equipment
E. old man

Answer: A

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. Each was the mans name can this be.

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. Sportsman can this be.

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. Signore can this be.

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. Game equipment can this be.

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. Old man can this be.


It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin.

Choices:
A. quarterback
B. starting line
C. finishing
D. parts
E. landing

Answer: B

It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin quarterback

It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin starting line

It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin finishing

It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin parts

It is there from the very start and will be there until the end. To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin landing


What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?

Choices:
A. rat
B. school bus
C. flu
D. geese
E. sulfur

Answer: B

Rat is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day.

School bus is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day.

Flu is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day.

Geese is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day.

Sulfur is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day.


Where does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast?

Choices:
A. ihop
B. holy week
C. pliers
D. oatmeal
E. fate

Answer: A

Ihop does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast.

Holy week does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast.

Pliers does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast.

Oatmeal does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast.

Fate does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast.


If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?

Choices:
A. ihop
B. blackleg
C. branch
D. working girl
E. art form

Answer: A

If girls with big boobs work at hooters ihop do girls with one leg work.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters blackleg do girls with one leg work.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters branch do girls with one leg work.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters working girl do girls with one leg work.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters art form do girls with one leg work.


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

Choices:
A. frogs in the pond
B. french flies
C. wine cellar
D. smooth
E. garment

Answer: B

Frogs in the pond do frogs order when they go to a restaurant.

French flies do frogs order when they go to a restaurant.

Wine cellar do frogs order when they go to a restaurant.

Smooth do frogs order when they go to a restaurant.

Garment do frogs order when they go to a restaurant.


If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?

Choices:
A. be
B. it gets cold
C. stamp
D. panes
E. because the window is closed

Answer: E

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then be can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high.

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then it gets cold can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high.

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then stamp can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high.

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then panes can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high.

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then because the window is closed can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high.


A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. How can that be?

Choices:
A. skate
B. dies
C. tool
D. all hands
E. everyone on board was married

Answer: E

A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. Skate can that be.

A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. Dies can that be.

A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. Tool can that be.

A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. All hands can that be.

A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. Everyone on board was married can that be.


Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. How is that possible?

Choices:
A. church grounds
B. he was in the casket
C. cabin boy
D. funerals
E. hold

Answer: B

Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. Church grounds is that possible.

Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. He was in the casket is that possible.

Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. Cabin boy is that possible.

Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. Funerals is that possible.

Five men went into a church in the pouring rain. None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. Hold is that possible.


A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Why didn't the police officer stop him?

Choices:
A. device
B. footfall
C. rush
D. he was driving
E. he was walking

Answer: E

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Device didn't the police officer stop him.

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Footfall didn't the police officer stop him.

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Rush didn't the police officer stop him.

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. He was driving didn't the police officer stop him.

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. He was walking didn't the police officer stop him.


A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Choices:
A. traveller
B. he was walking
C. drove
D. stairway
E. spider

Answer: B

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Traveller not.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. He was walking not.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Drove not.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Stairway not.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Spider not.


What do you do if your golden retriever gets sick?

Choices:
A. dory
B. fit
C. greed
D. get
E. call the dogtor

Answer: E

Dory do you do if your golden retriever gets sick.

Fit do you do if your golden retriever gets sick.

Greed do you do if your golden retriever gets sick.

Get do you do if your golden retriever gets sick.

Call the dogtor do you do if your golden retriever gets sick.


What did the baby corn say to its mother?

Choices:
A. kettlebells
B. kettle corn
C. polenta
D. fields of flowers
E. wheres pop corn

Answer: E

Kettlebells did the baby corn say to its mother.

Kettle corn did the baby corn say to its mother.

Polenta did the baby corn say to its mother.

Fields of flowers did the baby corn say to its mother.

Wheres pop corn did the baby corn say to its mother.


Choices:
A. christmas stocking
B. branch
C. hiding in closets
D. because they have clause
E. because they are beautiful

Answer: D

Christmas stocking does Santa like bears.

Hiding in closets does Santa like bears.

Because they have clause does Santa like bears.

Because they are beautiful does Santa like bears.


Why was the football coach upset with the candy machine?

Choices:
A. potter
B. artifact
C. manufacture
D. throw
E. he wanted his quarter back

Answer: E

Potter was the football coach upset with the candy machine.

Artifact was the football coach upset with the candy machine.

Manufacture was the football coach upset with the candy machine.

Throw was the football coach upset with the candy machine.

He wanted his quarter back was the football coach upset with the candy machine.


What can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight?

Choices:
A. artifact
B. key
C. add
D. holes
E. rule

Answer: D

Artifact can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight.

Key can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight.

Add can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight.

Holes can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight.

Rule can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight.


You have a 16 ounce glass of water. What do you add to make it 8 ounces of water?

Choices:
A. put
B. holes
C. international waters
D. irish water spaniel
E. drinking water

Answer: B

You have a 16 ounce glass of water. Put do you add to make it 8 ounces of water.

You have a 16 ounce glass of water. Holes do you add to make it 8 ounces of water.

You have a 16 ounce glass of water. International waters do you add to make it 8 ounces of water.

You have a 16 ounce glass of water. Irish water spaniel do you add to make it 8 ounces of water.

You have a 16 ounce glass of water. Drinking water do you add to make it 8 ounces of water.


One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , what did he put?

Choices:
A. dust
B. structure
C. holes
D. good repair
E. well

Answer: C

One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , dust did he put.

One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , structure did he put.

One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , holes did he put.

One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , good repair did he put.

One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , well did he put.


What will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?

Choices:
A. holes
B. cement
C. staples
D. radiation
E. hold

Answer: A

Holes will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter.

Cement will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter.

Staples will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter.

Radiation will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter.

Hold will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter.


A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

Choices:
A. water bed
B. water blister
C. holes
D. waterfront
E. hold water

Answer: C

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. Water bed must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds.

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. Water blister must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds.

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. Holes must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds.

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. Waterfront must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds.

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. Hold water must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds.


I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. When did I return?

Choices:
A. sunday
B. american indian day
C. week
D. procedure
E. measure

Answer: A

I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. Sunday did I return.

I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. American indian day did I return.

I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. Week did I return.

I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. Procedure did I return.

I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. Measure did I return.


What is the sun's favorite day of the week?

Choices:
A. macula
B. scale
C. sunday
D. makes
E. major planet

Answer: C

Macula is the sun's favorite day of the week.

Scale is the sun's favorite day of the week.

Sunday is the sun's favorite day of the week.

Makes is the sun's favorite day of the week.

Major planet is the sun's favorite day of the week.


I always come first yet always found in the end. What am I?

Choices:
A. sunday
B. feel
C. looking
D. culmination
E. starting

Answer: A

I always come first yet always found in the end. Sunday am I.

I always come first yet always found in the end. Feel am I.

I always come first yet always found in the end. Looking am I.

I always come first yet always found in the end. Culmination am I.

I always come first yet always found in the end. Starting am I.


if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow

Choices:
A. weds
B. wednesdays
C. sunday
D. yesterdays
E. be

Answer: C

if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow weds

if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow wednesdays

if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow sunday

if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow yesterdays

if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow be


Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " What day did Samuel say this on?

Choices:
A. divisions
B. sunday
C. arbor day
D. subjunctive mood
E. outcome

Answer: B

Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " divisions day did Samuel say this on.

Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " sunday day did Samuel say this on.

Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " arbor day day did Samuel say this on.

Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " subjunctive mood day did Samuel say this on.

Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " outcome day did Samuel say this on.


A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. When he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor?

Choices:
A. widower
B. boys mother
C. family man
D. shaver
E. signature

Answer: B

A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. Widower he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor.

A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. Boys mother he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor.

A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. Family man he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor.

A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. Shaver he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor.

A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. Signature he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor.


Choices:
A. pessimist
B. congressman
C. voter
D. north poll
E. votes

Answer: D


An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. How can he tell they are Adam and Eve?

Choices:
A. drill
B. different sizes
C. no legs
D. hollow
E. they had no belly buttons

Answer: E

An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. Drill can he tell they are Adam and Eve.

An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. Different sizes can he tell they are Adam and Eve.

An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. No legs can he tell they are Adam and Eve.

An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. Hollow can he tell they are Adam and Eve.

An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. They had no belly buttons can he tell they are Adam and Eve.


Choices:
A. wagon
B. zebrwearing roller skates
C. rolling
D. turn
E. movement

Answer: B

Wagon is black and white and has wheels.

Zebrwearing roller skates is black and white and has wheels.

Rolling is black and white and has wheels.

Movement is black and white and has wheels.


Choices:
A. headship
B. place
C. pill head
D. heading
E. nail in horseshoe

Answer: E

Nail in horseshoe walks on its head all day.


A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. What color is the bear?

Choices:
A. wild
B. rectangular because it faces south
C. ingredient
D. trailer
E. white because a polar bear

Answer: E

A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. Wild color is the bear.

A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. Rectangular because it faces south color is the bear.

A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. Ingredient color is the bear.

A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. Trailer color is the bear.

A square house is being circled by a large bear. All of the walls of the house face South. White because a polar bear color is the bear.


What do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward?

Choices:
A. crossroad
B. column
C. march
D. distance
E. receding hair line

Answer: E

Crossroad do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward.

Column do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward.

March do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward.

Distance do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward.

Receding hair line do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward.


Choices:
A. They're hungry
B. they're so cute
C. cubs
D. their favorite
E. because they are always stuffed

Answer: E

They're hungry are teddy bears never hungry.

They're so cute are teddy bears never hungry.

Their favorite are teddy bears never hungry.

Because they are always stuffed are teddy bears never hungry.


You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. What am I?

Choices:
A. hit
B. small indefinite quantity
C. sensation
D. hearing
E. your eyes

Answer: E

You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. Hit am I.

You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. Small indefinite quantity am I.

You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. Sensation am I.

You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. Hearing am I.

You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. I can see you but you can't see me. Your eyes am I.


When does an Irish potato change its nationality?

Choices:
A. air potato
B. thing
C. introject
D. when it becomes french fries
E. in the toaster

Answer: D

Air potato does an Irish potato change its nationality.

Thing does an Irish potato change its nationality.

Introject does an Irish potato change its nationality.

When it becomes french fries does an Irish potato change its nationality.

In the toaster does an Irish potato change its nationality.


Choices:
A. course
B. do
C. napkin
D. trial
E. dressing room

Answer: E


What word is usually pronounced incorrectly?

Choices:
A. apheresis
B. incorrectly
C. read
D. guarantee
E. barrage

Answer: B

Apheresis word is usually pronounced incorrectly.

Incorrectly word is usually pronounced incorrectly.

Read word is usually pronounced incorrectly.

Guarantee word is usually pronounced incorrectly.

Barrage word is usually pronounced incorrectly.


Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Choices:
A. tool
B. incorrectly
C. say
D. in the package
E. antonym

Answer: B

Tool word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly.

Incorrectly word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly.

Say word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly.

In the package word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly.

Antonym word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly.


What word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates?

Choices:
A. graduated cylinder
B. read
C. toponym
D. incorrectly
E. read correctly

Answer: D

Graduated cylinder word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates.

Read word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates.

Toponym word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates.

Incorrectly word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates.

Read correctly word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates.


Why do communists write everything in lower case?

Choices:
A. files
B. capitalize things
C. love cats
D. flow
E. because they hate capitalism

Answer: E

Files do communists write everything in lower case.

Capitalize things do communists write everything in lower case.

Love cats do communists write everything in lower case.

Flow do communists write everything in lower case.

Because they hate capitalism do communists write everything in lower case.


Choices:
A. because they have natural imoonity
B. pasture
C. heifer
D. leppy
E. brie

Answer: A

Because they have natural imoonity don't cows get sick very often.


What is it called when Batman skips church?

Choices:
A. christian bale
B. protestantism
C. community
D. village
E. state

Answer: A

Christian bale is it called when Batman skips church.

Protestantism is it called when Batman skips church.

Community is it called when Batman skips church.

Village is it called when Batman skips church.

State is it called when Batman skips church.


Choices:
A. call fire
B. firefly
C. element
D. match made in heaven
E. cookfire

Answer: D

Call fire does an angel use to start a fire.

Firefly does an angel use to start a fire.

Element does an angel use to start a fire.

Match made in heaven does an angel use to start a fire.

Cookfire does an angel use to start a fire.


It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. What is it?

Choices:
A. letter of marque
B. part
C. function
D. product
E. your phone number

Answer: E

It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. Letter of marque is it.

It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. Part is it.

It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. Function is it.

It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. Product is it.

It belongs to you but you don't use it. It does not belong to other people but they use it. Your phone number is it.


What did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree?

Choices:
A. bush
B. bamboo grove
C. hibernation
D. part
E. bamboo boos

Answer: E

Bush did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree.

Bamboo grove did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree.

Hibernation did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree.

Part did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree.

Bamboo boos did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree.


What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long?

Choices:
A. stem
B. cone
C. chickens
D. polaroids
E. pick

Answer: D

Stem do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long.

Cone do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long.

Chickens do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long.

Polaroids do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long.

Pick do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long.


If you jump off a two story building where do you land?

Choices:
A. housing
B. electric socket
C. new orleans
D. in the hospital
E. temple

Answer: D

If you jump off a two story building housing do you land.

If you jump off a two story building electric socket do you land.

If you jump off a two story building new orleans do you land.

If you jump off a two story building in the hospital do you land.

If you jump off a two story building temple do you land.


What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?

Choices:
A. command
B. bearing
C. your left hand
D. metacarpus
E. leaf

Answer: C

Command can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand.

Bearing can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand.

Your left hand can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand.

Metacarpus can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand.

Leaf can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand.


If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?

Choices:
A. orchestras
B. cornet
C. conductor
D. xylophone
E. piccolo

Answer: C

If lightning strikes an orchestra orchestras is the one most likely to get hit.

If lightning strikes an orchestra cornet is the one most likely to get hit.

If lightning strikes an orchestra conductor is the one most likely to get hit.

If lightning strikes an orchestra xylophone is the one most likely to get hit.

If lightning strikes an orchestra piccolo is the one most likely to get hit.


Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Choices:
A. because they lactose
B. source
C. strokings
D. trample
E. alternative

Answer: A

Because they lactose do cows have hooves instead of feet.

Source do cows have hooves instead of feet.

Strokings do cows have hooves instead of feet.

Trample do cows have hooves instead of feet.

Alternative do cows have hooves instead of feet.


What does an orange do when it takes a rest?

Choices:
A. escort
B. sour
C. taker
D. recall
E. concentrates

Answer: E

Escort does an orange do when it takes a rest.

Sour does an orange do when it takes a rest.

Taker does an orange do when it takes a rest.

Recall does an orange do when it takes a rest.

Concentrates does an orange do when it takes a rest.


How can a person go eight days without sleep?

Choices:
A. duvet
B. sleepwalking
C. answers
D. minute
E. person sleeps at night

Answer: E

Duvet can a person go eight days without sleep.

Sleepwalking can a person go eight days without sleep.

Answers can a person go eight days without sleep.

Minute can a person go eight days without sleep.

Person sleeps at night can a person go eight days without sleep.


Choices:
A. bamboo grove
B. leap year
C. era
D. duration
E. weeks

Answer: B

Bamboo grove is a kangaroo's favorite year.

Leap year is a kangaroo's favorite year.


What is the easiest way to keep water from running?

Choices:
A. forget about
B. dont pay the bill
C. rise
D. device
E. wash

Answer: B

Forget about is the easiest way to keep water from running.

Dont pay the bill is the easiest way to keep water from running.

Rise is the easiest way to keep water from running.

Device is the easiest way to keep water from running.

Wash is the easiest way to keep water from running.


Why did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi?

Choices:
A. elephants are stupid
B. wire
C. elephant had a bigger trunk
D. they cannot speak english
E. baggage claim

Answer: C

Elephants are stupid did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi.

Wire did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi.

Elephant had a bigger trunk did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi.

They cannot speak english did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi.

Baggage claim did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi.


What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

Choices:
A. his butt
B. soul
C. duke
D. material
E. cue

Answer: A

His butt is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield.

Soul is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield.

Duke is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield.

Material is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield.

Cue is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield.


Choices:
A. support
B. fill
C. gumming
D. dogs
E. gummy bear

Answer: E

Support do you call a bear with no teeth.

Gumming do you call a bear with no teeth.

Gummy bear do you call a bear with no teeth.


A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?

Choices:
A. mesh
B. rebound
C. hero
D. umpire and catcher
E. gathering

Answer: D

A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Mesh are the two men.

A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Rebound are the two men.

A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Hero are the two men.

A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Umpire and catcher are the two men.

A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Gathering are the two men.


There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. What am I?

Choices:
A. well
B. good night
C. slice
D. cannabis
E. food

Answer: E

There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. Well am I.

There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. Good night am I.

There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. Slice am I.

There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. Cannabis am I.

There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. Food am I.


Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. What am I?

Choices:
A. great
B. food
C. offer
D. friends
E. pen

Answer: B

Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. Great am I.

Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. Food am I.

Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. Offer am I.

Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. Friends am I.

Without me you will surely die. Too much of me and like a pig you may lie. Pen am I.


Choices:
A. deal
B. white
C. bull market
D. food
E. keepsakes

Answer: D

Bull market do you buy but you never keep.

Keepsakes do you buy but you never keep.


What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

Choices:
A. a glove
B. bacteria
C. fingernail
D. finger food
E. toe

Answer: A

A glove has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive.

Bacteria has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive.

Fingernail has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive.

Finger food has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive.

Toe has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive.


Choices:
A. clock
B. item
C. stairs
D. rise
E. progress

Answer: C

Clock goes up and down at the same time.

Stairs goes up and down at the same time.

Progress goes up and down at the same time.


What goes up and up but stays on the floor.

Choices:
A. stairs
B. place
C. drive
D. dust
E. room

Answer: A

Stairs goes up and up but stays on the floor.

Place goes up and up but stays on the floor.

Drive goes up and up but stays on the floor.

Dust goes up and up but stays on the floor.

Room goes up and up but stays on the floor.


what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing?

Choices:
A. clock
B. stairs
C. drive
D. lodge
E. place

Answer: B

Clock is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing.

Stairs is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing.

Drive is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing.

Lodge is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing.

Place is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing.


What's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress?

Choices:
A. chess
B. sexist
C. pockets
D. see
E. drag

Answer: C

Chess is in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress.

Sexist is in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress.

Pockets is in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress.

See is in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress.

Drag is in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress.


Choices:
A. graaains
B. affect
C. cocktail
D. zombi
E. swill

Answer: A


What has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.

Choices:
A. die from set of dice
B. be
C. single
D. bags
E. piece

Answer: A

Die from set of dice has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.

Be has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.

Single has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.

Bags has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.

Piece has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.


What did the big candle say to the little candle?

Choices:
A. middle
B. plenty
C. clock
D. highway
E. im going out tonight

Answer: E

Middle did the big candle say to the little candle.

Plenty did the big candle say to the little candle.

Clock did the big candle say to the little candle.

Highway did the big candle say to the little candle.

Im going out tonight did the big candle say to the little candle.


What is the easiest way to double your money?

Choices:
A. bank money
B. material
C. passage
D. use a mirror
E. dime

Answer: D

Bank money is the easiest way to double your money.

Material is the easiest way to double your money.

Passage is the easiest way to double your money.

Use a mirror is the easiest way to double your money.

Dime is the easiest way to double your money.


If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, how many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes?

Choices:
A. sign
B. parts
C. be
D. alternator
E. 60 cars

Answer: E

If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, sign many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes.

If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, parts many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes.

If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, be many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes.

If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, alternator many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes.

If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, 60 cars many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes.


Choices:
A. spiceberry
B. antioxidants
C. garnish
D. blueberry
E. coconut

Answer: D

Spiceberry is the saddest fruit in the world.

Antioxidants is the saddest fruit in the world.

Garnish is the saddest fruit in the world.

Blueberry is the saddest fruit in the world.

Coconut is the saddest fruit in the world.


What 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5?

Choices:
A. 6 25
B. congruence
C. riposte
D. midpoint
E. evasive answer

Answer: A

6 25 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5.

Congruence 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5.

Riposte 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5.

Midpoint 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5.

Evasive answer 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5.


Choices:
A. swimming
B. riverbank
C. pike
D. penny
E. cash

Answer: B


What has feet and legs, but nothing else?

Choices:
A. pantyhose
B. dory
C. ruler
D. rub
E. drumstick

Answer: A

Pantyhose has feet and legs, but nothing else.

Dory has feet and legs, but nothing else.

Ruler has feet and legs, but nothing else.

Rub has feet and legs, but nothing else.

Drumstick has feet and legs, but nothing else.


Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Choices:
A. motherhood
B. mothers
C. youre father
D. foster mother
E. neighbor's family

Answer: C

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Motherhood is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Mothers is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Youre father is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Foster mother is asleep on your couch.

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Neighbor's family is asleep on your couch.


What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?

Choices:
A. hundredweight coin
B. half dollar
C. hard currency
D. candy bar wrapper
E. sugar packet

Answer: B

Hundredweight coin coin doubles in value when half is deducted.

Half dollar coin doubles in value when half is deducted.

Hard currency coin doubles in value when half is deducted.

Candy bar wrapper coin doubles in value when half is deducted.

Sugar packet coin doubles in value when half is deducted.


Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Choices:
A. steam
B. mount rushmore
C. mt everest
D. rooftop
E. dismount

Answer: C

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, steam was the highest mountain in the world.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, mount rushmore was the highest mountain in the world.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, mt everest was the highest mountain in the world.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, rooftop was the highest mountain in the world.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, dismount was the highest mountain in the world.


Mary's mother had three duaghters. The first was named April and the second was named May. What was the name of the third daughter?

Choices:
A. bob
B. ancestor
C. mary
D. kid
E. mister

Answer: C

Mary's mother had three duaghters. The first was named April and the second was named May. Bob was the name of the third daughter.

Mary's mother had three duaghters. The first was named April and the second was named May. Ancestor was the name of the third daughter.

Mary's mother had three duaghters. The first was named April and the second was named May. Mary was the name of the third daughter.

Mary's mother had three duaghters. The first was named April and the second was named May. Kid was the name of the third daughter.

Mary's mother had three duaghters. The first was named April and the second was named May. Mister was the name of the third daughter.


Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. What was the name of the fourth child?

Choices:
A. maine
B. length
C. offspring
D. surname
E. mary

Answer: E

Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. Maine was the name of the fourth child.

Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. Length was the name of the fourth child.

Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. Offspring was the name of the fourth child.

Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. Surname was the name of the fourth child.

Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. Mary was the name of the fourth child.