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+Downloaded from
+YTS.LT
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+Official YIFY movies site:
+YTS.LT
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+{\an8}大家早,現在是早上八點
+我們要全力以赴
+
+4
+00:00:18,875 --> 00:00:22,250
+{\an8}時間過得真快,已經12月了
+
+5
+00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:24,666
+{\an8}這只代表一件事
+
+6
+00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,666
+{\an8}聖誕節就快到了
+
+7
+00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:32,083
+{\an8}今天一早便天空晴朗、氣溫涼爽
+
+8
+00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:35,166
+{\an8}最適合開始感受聖誕精神
+
+9
+00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,250
+{\an8}城裡的燈光已經點亮
+
+10
+00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,041
+{\an8}到處瀰漫熱巧克力的香味
+
+11
+00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:41,666
+{\an8}還有聖誕頌歌<i>...</i>
+
+12
+00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,041
+{\an8}有些已經播好幾週了
+
+13
+00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,583
+{\an8}但現在我們正式進入聖誕模式
+
+14
+00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,666
+{\an8}路卡斯,早餐好了!
+
+15
+00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:59,375
+是,確實難以置信
+但就是我,薩瓦莫里納
+
+16
+00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:04,083
+前科曾經比《唐吉訶德》還長的人
+
+17
+00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:08,833
+不久前,我的早餐還是啤酒
+而中餐則是橄欖
+
+18
+00:01:08,916 --> 00:01:11,666
+但我自從幾年前拯救聖誕節
+
+19
+00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,791
+以及聖誕老人之後
+
+20
+00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,458
+就變成了正派的人
+
+21
+00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:18,041
+- 兒子早
+- 爸爸!
+
+22
+00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:19,458
+該吃早餐了
+
+23
+00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:22,875
+最重要的是,我成了盡職的好父親
+
+24
+00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,083
+謝謝爸,這很好吃
+
+25
+00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:28,000
+冠軍的早餐,維他命、蛋白質...
+
+26
+00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:30,958
+一切有益健康的東西,我們來乾杯
+
+27
+00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,541
+- 乾杯
+- 乾杯
+
+28
+00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,375
+新生薩瓦用心陪伴兒子
+
+29
+00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:36,583
+我餓死了
+
+30
+00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:37,625
+在家裡
+
+31
+00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,208
+天啊,又是柑橘醬?
+
+32
+00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,875
+要我說幾次我喜歡美味早餐?
+
+33
+00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,541
+好吧,我們是住我朋友拉菲塔家
+
+34
+00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,125
+但不會住太久
+
+35
+00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:50,458
+因為我終於在我的領域找到工作
+而且還完全合法
+
+36
+00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:52,000
+現在我是乖孩子了
+
+37
+00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,708
+喂,工人!
+
+38
+00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:59,375
+把它擦亮
+沒有像黃金一樣閃亮之前不准停
+
+39
+00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:00,416
+還有三明治
+
+40
+00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,166
+喂!雞胸肉
+
+41
+00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,958
+不要香腸,因為我在健身
+
+42
+00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,166
+健身,也就是運動
+我幫不懂英文的人解釋一下
+
+43
+00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,375
+走吧,健身,一、二,健身,走吧
+
+44
+00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,125
+聽著,這確實不完美
+
+45
+00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:15,041
+有時候實在很難不想直接放棄
+
+46
+00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:19,791
+但只要兒子平安,還以爸爸為榮
+那犧牲就是值得的
+
+47
+00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:20,958
+兒子在那
+
+48
+00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:23,708
+路卡斯
+
+49
+00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:25,500
+爸爸
+
+50
+00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,291
+你來了
+
+51
+00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,458
+今天上學怎麼樣?
+
+52
+00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,625
+比牙痛還慘,工作順利嗎?
+
+53
+00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:35,208
+讓我很想飆罵
+
+54
+00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,916
+這是什麼?
+
+55
+00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,916
+- 什麼?有什麼?
+- 這是什麼?
+
+56
+00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:44,166
+你看看,兩張《小鬼當家》的票耶
+
+57
+00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:45,333
+特別放映!
+
+58
+00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:48,625
+我最愛的電影,爸爸,你最棒
+
+59
+00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:50,583
+我從來沒有這麼開心過
+
+60
+00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:53,666
+最棒的是,一年中最棒的時候要到了
+
+61
+00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,875
+聖誕佳節
+
+62
+00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,416
+(12月17日)
+
+63
+00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,666
+(12月18日)
+
+64
+00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,250
+嗬嗬嗬!起床囉,小精靈
+
+65
+00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:07,000
+離聖誕節只剩一週
+
+66
+00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:12,208
+新的一天開始,該工作了
+
+67
+00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:16,083
+我們樂此不疲,因為聖誕節快到了
+
+68
+00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:17,875
+停...
+
+69
+00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:21,500
+這也叫歡欣鼓舞?
+
+70
+00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,791
+我知道缺了什麼
+
+71
+00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:27,958
+真正的聖誕精神,嗬嗬嗬
+
+72
+00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,375
+跳得真精彩
+
+73
+00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,375
+不過我們要是想趕上平安夜
+
+74
+00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:51,583
+就得認真工作
+
+75
+00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,750
+聽著,拉米
+
+76
+00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,916
+別那麼殺風景,時間還綽綽有餘
+
+77
+00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,083
+是嗎?你還得讀那些信耶
+
+78
+00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:00,541
+哎喲...
+
+79
+00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,916
+老實說,孩子們可以傳語音留言就好
+
+80
+00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,666
+快點!整隊!
+
+81
+00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,875
+星球玩具即將在幾分鐘後開門
+
+82
+00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:11,958
+有加糖嗎?
+
+83
+00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:12,958
+好
+
+84
+00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:18,208
+星球玩具:玩具世界,歡樂世界
+
+85
+00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,125
+她好美...
+
+86
+00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,875
+女士,你的冰抹茶拿鐵
+
+87
+00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:32,625
+加無乳糖牛奶跟一點點肉桂
+
+88
+00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,708
+- 太甜了,賽巴斯蒂安
+- 對不起,女士
+
+89
+00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:37,625
+- 報告呢?
+- 人事報告在這
+
+90
+00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,250
+你為什麼要加糖?
+
+91
+00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,125
+太多人了,開除五個
+
+92
+00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,708
+新培力娃娃的設計出爐了
+
+93
+00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:48,166
+頭髮太捲、太短...換掉
+
+94
+00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:49,541
+遵命
+
+95
+00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:53,000
+- 賽巴斯蒂安
+- 女士,什麼事?
+
+96
+00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,375
+- 大家為什麼都站在這?
+- 我也想知道
+
+97
+00:05:57,083 --> 00:06:01,333
+快回去工作!開門!
+你們是公務員嗎?
+
+98
+00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:03,250
+聖誕節來了
+
+99
+00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:09,750
+- 開始吧
+- 是,女士
+
+100
+00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:12,083
+早安,你們好嗎?
+
+101
+00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,791
+一切都好嗎?那就好
+
+102
+00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,291
+- 開始吧
+- 是
+
+103
+00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,750
+我召開這場緊急會議
+
+104
+00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:24,333
+是為了一件
+可能永遠改變這家公司未來的事
+
+105
+00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:25,333
+太棒了
+
+106
+00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,625
+你們也知道
+星球玩具是世界第一的公司
+
+107
+00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:35,208
+我們的產品
+是每個重要節慶的最佳禮物
+
+108
+00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,708
+每個節慶...
+
+109
+00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,416
+除了一個
+
+110
+00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,333
+(聖誕節)
+
+111
+00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:42,208
+我們在聖誕節為何無法熱銷?
+
+112
+00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:45,250
+因為你們都很無能嗎?這也是
+
+113
+00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:48,375
+但最主要是因為那個
+
+114
+00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:50,625
+我們已經追殺好幾年的無恥之徒
+
+115
+00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,958
+- 大腳怪!
+- 尼斯湖水怪!
+
+116
+00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:57,583
+- 應該是吸血怪
+- 是貓王,他還活著
+
+117
+00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:01,916
+是聖誕老人
+
+118
+00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000
+或稱聖尼古拉
+或隨便你們怎麼稱呼的那個胖子
+
+119
+00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:08,291
+他幾十年來都讓我們遭受不公平競爭
+
+120
+00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:12,208
+孩子不買玩具,因為他免費贈...
+
+121
+00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,500
+他免費贈...
+
+122
+00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:19,791
+賽巴斯蒂安,幫我說
+我說不出口,會讓我作嘔
+
+123
+00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:22,083
+他免費贈送玩具
+
+124
+00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:26,458
+要什麼交換條件?
+什麼都不用,只要乖乖的就好
+
+125
+00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:27,375
+噁心
+
+126
+00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:29,500
+多年來
+
+127
+00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,250
+我們執行監視計畫追蹤他
+
+128
+00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,541
+我們投入了時間和金錢
+
+129
+00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:40,208
+但幾年前在一家馬德里的醫院
+
+130
+00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,416
+有聖誕奇蹟發生了
+
+131
+00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:48,791
+尼古拉
+
+132
+00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:53,583
+尼古拉
+
+133
+00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:58,541
+別忘了要乖哦
+
+134
+00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:01,625
+那個老人說的是真的
+真的是聖誕老人
+
+135
+00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:12,958
+(北極圈)
+
+136
+00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,541
+幸好那個護理師是我表姊
+
+137
+00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,375
+她在一次家庭聚會把事情跟我說了
+
+138
+00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:24,166
+因為她獨眼,我就沒太在意,但...
+
+139
+00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,875
+有趣吧?我們投入那麼多錢
+
+140
+00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,875
+結果線索出現在
+你外甥的初次聖餐禮上
+
+141
+00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:32,666
+賽巴斯蒂安
+你時機抓得跟以往一樣好耶
+
+142
+00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:33,583
+對不起
+
+143
+00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:39,041
+那張卡片上有座標
+現在我們知道他住哪了
+
+144
+00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:41,375
+現在只剩發動我們的計畫了
+
+145
+00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:45,958
+我們要綁架聖誕老人
+確保他再也無法和我們競爭
+
+146
+00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:49,083
+但全世界都會納悶聖誕老人去哪了
+
+147
+00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:53,833
+在此向各位介紹
+以後將在世人眼前取代聖誕老人的人
+
+148
+00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,375
+大家好嗎?
+
+149
+00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,875
+老闆,我從何時開始上班?
+
+150
+00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:00,416
+大情聖,放尊重一點
+
+151
+00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,791
+他?他那麼瘦小,看起來一點都不像
+
+152
+00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:06,125
+無知的人總是最大聲
+
+153
+00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:08,750
+這位是模仿專家毛羅克薩達
+
+154
+00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:10,125
+模仿專家?
+
+155
+00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,250
+拜託
+
+156
+00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,333
+我是演員
+
+157
+00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:16,208
+傑出的方法派演員
+從內心深處塑造角色
+
+158
+00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:18,541
+再加上我變幻無窮
+
+159
+00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,000
+我的守備範圍很廣
+
+160
+00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:25,166
+從古典戲劇到最激進的前衛派
+
+161
+00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,791
+最重要的是
+
+162
+00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:30,625
+我的專長是周密刻畫
+
+163
+00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:32,916
+我認為很清楚了
+
+164
+00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,541
+- 清清楚楚
+- 進入正題吧
+
+165
+00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:38,333
+一旦我們綁架聖誕老人
+全世界的家長
+
+166
+00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:41,166
+只要想給孩子禮物,就得掏出鈔票
+
+167
+00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:45,250
+女士,我有個問題
+安賽莫先生怎麼看這個計畫?
+
+168
+00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,291
+老頭,這算哪門子問題?
+
+169
+00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:51,666
+家父幾年前就退休了
+我已經跟你們說上千次了
+
+170
+00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,750
+我終於可以證明
+
+171
+00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:56,416
+我也能像他那樣經營這家公司
+
+172
+00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,541
+甚至經營得更好
+
+173
+00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:59,125
+- 更好
+- 大家都同意嗎?
+
+174
+00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,375
+- 賽巴斯蒂安
+- 什麼事?
+
+175
+00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,458
+穿上毛衣,你要去北極了
+
+176
+00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,208
+今年聖誕節將會是我們的
+
+177
+00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:10,166
+沒錯
+
+178
+00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:15,625
+《我爸救了聖誕節 2》
+
+179
+00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:21,291
+聖誕節快到了,滿天都是聖誕氣息
+
+180
+00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:24,333
+加油,你們疏於練習了
+
+181
+00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,750
+看來你們的腳步有點拖囉
+
+182
+00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:34,416
+魯道夫加油!猛衝者加油!跳躍加油
+
+183
+00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,833
+喂,路易斯阿爾貝托
+動起來,你看起來像菜鳥
+
+184
+00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:39,000
+駕!
+
+185
+00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:46,125
+我愛聖誕節
+來點花招吧,360度旋轉
+
+186
+00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,041
+加油
+
+187
+00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:59,958
+很好,做得好,我的午餐差點噴了
+
+188
+00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:04,541
+準備加速,像《玩命關頭》一樣
+讓蹄子燃燒起來
+
+189
+00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,083
+- 我不要...
+- 卡利托斯,吃掉花椰菜
+
+190
+00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,000
+- 我不要
+- 乖乖吃掉
+
+191
+00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,333
+不然聖誕老人都會看到
+就拿煤炭給你
+
+192
+00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:18,625
+別傻了,媽
+
+193
+00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:22,083
+「別傻了」?
+聽著,你得把花椰菜吃掉
+
+194
+00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,833
+如果你還想要清單上的禮物的話
+
+195
+00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:28,208
+遊戲機、腳踏車、滑板車...
+
+196
+00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:29,500
+駕!
+
+197
+00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:32,041
+你想要那份願望清單就得吃光光
+
+198
+00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,166
+沒錯,花椰菜美味又健康
+
+199
+00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,333
+天啊,我餓了
+
+200
+00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:40,458
+走吧,回家
+
+201
+00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:44,083
+家裡有香腸烤通心粉
+
+202
+00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,875
+米布丁、起司焦糖烤布丁
+還有法式土司在等著我們
+
+203
+00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,500
+飛啊
+
+204
+00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,875
+各位,著陸一百分
+
+205
+00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,958
+我們有資格吃晚餐了
+
+206
+00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,125
+你好,你是哪位?
+
+207
+00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,875
+不好意思,你有什麼事嗎?
+
+208
+00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,500
+天啊
+
+209
+00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:17,541
+有人類
+
+210
+00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,166
+我已經走了12小時,都只看到企鵝
+
+211
+00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,333
+我的天啊,你凍僵了
+
+212
+00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:24,500
+對
+
+213
+00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:28,041
+別擔心,你現在安全了
+不過你怎麼會跑到這種地方來?
+
+214
+00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:31,000
+我本來在參加峽灣導遊
+
+215
+00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,166
+在紀念品店暫停買小飾品
+
+216
+00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,125
+冰箱磁鐵,我很愛收集
+
+217
+00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,500
+其他人都不等我,所以我錯過了巴士
+
+218
+00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,583
+我心想:「既然我剩一個人
+就去看北極光吧」
+
+219
+00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:45,208
+聽說北極光超級夢幻
+但我迷路,找不到別人
+
+220
+00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:48,583
+天啊,好長的故事,不過...
+
+221
+00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,625
+好好享受吧,請看,北極光來了
+
+222
+00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,333
+好美哦,可是...
+
+223
+00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,333
+我的眼睫毛凍僵了
+
+224
+00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,875
+- 別擔心,過來我的作坊
+- 不用...
+
+225
+00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,916
+還是告訴我最近的城鎮在哪比較好
+
+226
+00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,875
+別拿得離我的臉那麼近,我看不見
+
+227
+00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,458
+這是在幹什麼?救命...
+
+228
+00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,958
+雞進烤箱了,鳥進籠子了
+
+229
+00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:17,208
+老鼠進...捕鼠器了?總之...
+
+230
+00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,333
+我們抓到聖誕老人了
+
+231
+00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,708
+- 不,我們...
+- 薩瓦,拜託
+
+232
+00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,250
+- 煩死了...
+- 薩瓦,我是你朋友,幫我
+
+233
+00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,375
+拜託,超簡單的啦,拜託
+
+234
+00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,791
+我們潛入,偷東西,然後就離開
+
+235
+00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,041
+比搶小嬰兒的棒棒糖還容易
+
+236
+00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:36,750
+不要,自從我們的聖誕冒險後
+我就一直老實地生活
+
+237
+00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:40,708
+我不偷不搶、有正當工作、繳稅
+
+238
+00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,125
+我回收、吃沙拉...
+
+239
+00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,916
+可悲,再來你會說你玩板球
+
+240
+00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,291
+我不幹歪事了,拉菲塔
+趁我老闆還沒來趕快離開
+
+241
+00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,833
+這一票很輕鬆,貨就在那,沒人看管
+
+242
+00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,541
+叫著:「帶我走,我是你的」
+不偷才是犯罪
+
+243
+00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,625
+我要是每次聽到這句就能賺一元
+現在早就是大富翁了
+
+244
+00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,791
+靠老實工作致富?這裡是西班牙耶
+
+245
+00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,416
+- 就說不要了
+- 我說要
+
+246
+00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,875
+- 不要...
+- 要...
+
+247
+00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,333
+- 要
+- 不要
+
+248
+00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:09,666
+你剛才說什麼?
+
+249
+00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,583
+- 不要
+- 要
+
+250
+00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,541
+- 要,不要
+- 要
+
+251
+00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,083
+- 要
+- 拉蒙辛,你看
+
+252
+00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416
+人渣在吵架
+
+253
+00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,541
+- 要,不要...
+- 要,不要...
+
+254
+00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,500
+他們聽起來像救護車一樣
+
+255
+00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,125
+救護車
+
+256
+00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,833
+你寧願繼續跟這些人工作
+
+257
+00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,708
+也不願意跟我一起搶劫?
+
+258
+00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,083
+我又沒有太多選擇
+
+259
+00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,541
+跟屁蟲,你願意的話
+我們也可以雇用你
+
+260
+00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,833
+有你那條軟趴趴的手臂
+
+261
+00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,291
+我們肯定會得到減稅,對吧?
+
+262
+00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,416
+拜託,薩瓦,有點尊嚴吧
+你老闆是這個拉蒙辛耶
+
+263
+00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,416
+對,我是他的老闆,罪犯滾出去
+
+264
+00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,291
+喂,不是罪犯,好嗎?
+或許能算是局外人
+
+265
+00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,875
+喂,那個...
+
+266
+00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,041
+- 那個扳手是我們的
+- 小偷
+
+267
+00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:50,875
+滾出去
+
+268
+00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,875
+那要從你的薪水扣
+
+269
+00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,916
+- 可是...
+- 回去工作
+
+270
+00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,208
+是,老闆
+
+271
+00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,416
+拉蒙辛,你反應好快
+
+272
+00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,500
+帶著我的小毛驢,我往伯利恆前進
+
+273
+00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:02,750
+好了,同學們
+
+274
+00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,875
+保持秩序
+
+275
+00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:08,041
+各位,冷靜點
+
+276
+00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,416
+我說早安!你們這些不文明的野獸
+
+277
+00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:16,250
+好,在開始上課之前
+我有一個重大消息要宣布
+
+278
+00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,708
+你有注意到考試是過時的排名系統
+
+279
+00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:22,958
+會把人類的複雜性貶損為數字嗎?
+
+280
+00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:26,416
+沒有,只注意到你是怪胎
+他們會把你踢回你的母星
+
+281
+00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,458
+- 書呆子
+- 起司臉
+
+282
+00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:29,375
+這個好笑
+
+283
+00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:33,250
+有個剛搬到我們城市的轉學生要來
+
+284
+00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,000
+但願老師不要叫她坐我旁邊
+
+285
+00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,500
+- 對,你跟我永不分開
+- 請大家歡迎蜜亞同學
+
+286
+00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,750
+這邊有空位,就在我旁邊,過來坐
+
+287
+00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,500
+這邊,對,這是你的座位
+
+288
+00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,833
+- 你好
+- 你好,有什麼需要就告訴我
+
+289
+00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:04,750
+- 路卡斯,我在這
+- 噓
+
+290
+00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,333
+什麼都行,橡皮擦、筆、我的心...
+
+291
+00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,833
+我是說,我的筆記
+
+292
+00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,916
+你一向講話都這麼快嗎?
+
+293
+00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,958
+神經系統和心臟...
+
+294
+00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,000
+丟爆他了
+
+295
+00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,000
+那是我們的圈內笑話
+
+296
+00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,958
+你不報仇嗎?
+
+297
+00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,791
+- 這邊
+- 她丟爆你了
+
+298
+00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,916
+活該
+
+299
+00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,541
+快點
+
+300
+00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,625
+丟他們啊,快點
+
+301
+00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,708
+不要,拜託,才星期二耶
+
+302
+00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,875
+天啊,這個禮拜要慘了...
+
+303
+00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,708
+我們還沒正式認識
+
+304
+00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,458
+我是路卡斯,他是魯本,他正要離開
+
+305
+00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,250
+再見,魯本,再見
+
+306
+00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,750
+- 快走
+- 好啦
+
+307
+00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,208
+你是我的蜜亞同學吧?
+
+308
+00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,666
+我不是說你是我的
+
+309
+00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,833
+像是我女友
+或我想要你是我的,只是...
+
+310
+00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:54,875
+板子很酷哦
+
+311
+00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,583
+這個世紀的人稱之為滑板
+
+312
+00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,583
+對,我很喜歡滑板
+
+313
+00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,000
+早上滑板,中午滑板...
+
+314
+00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,750
+晚上還抱著滑板睡覺
+
+315
+00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:10,083
+你是喜歡撞擊滑板
+下坡滑板或自由花式?
+
+316
+00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,750
+全部都喜歡一點,同時喜歡
+像是三合一,對,整個都是
+
+317
+00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,041
+路卡斯!
+
+318
+00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,000
+糟糕,是我爸
+
+319
+00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,333
+今天上學怎麼樣?
+
+320
+00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,958
+還行,跟平常一樣
+
+321
+00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,541
+不是比牙痛還慘嗎?
+
+322
+00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,291
+沒有,爸,你可以去外面等嗎?
+
+323
+00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,958
+那我的工作呢?真希望能直接放棄
+
+324
+00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,958
+機器人,放棄
+
+325
+00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,458
+路卡斯,怎麼了?
+
+326
+00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,708
+沒什麼,我沒事,跟平常一樣
+
+327
+00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,833
+今天可不是尋常的下午
+
+328
+00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:50,041
+今天你和我要去買聖誕樹
+
+329
+00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,833
+爸,我已經不是小孩子了
+
+330
+00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:54,791
+等我們回家,我再把你舉起來
+讓你可以放星星
+
+331
+00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,750
+有一年我忘記,他還大發雷霆
+
+332
+00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,833
+他哭著說:「樹啊,爸爸,樹啊」
+
+333
+00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,500
+他好難過,甚至好像都尿褲子了
+
+334
+00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,666
+不是,他在胡說八道,都是騙人的
+
+335
+00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,125
+爸,拜託,我跟朋友在講話
+
+336
+00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,333
+是喔,抱歉,我真沒禮貌
+
+337
+00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:16,375
+那要不要我們三個一起去球池玩?
+
+338
+00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,625
+感覺很不錯,謝謝,不過...不了
+
+339
+00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,708
+再見
+
+340
+00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:26,458
+- 爸,你可以先把那個撿起來嗎?
+- 撿什麼?
+
+341
+00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,375
+我的尊嚴,你剛害我面子掃地了
+
+342
+00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,916
+我不知道...
+
+343
+00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,541
+這就是問題所在,你永遠都不懂
+
+344
+00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,875
+這是什麼狀況?
+
+345
+00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,500
+這是哪裡?
+
+346
+00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,250
+頭快痛死了
+
+347
+00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,666
+這比精靈潘趣酒宿醉還慘
+
+348
+00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,750
+有人嗎?
+
+349
+00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,708
+你是誰?
+
+350
+00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,875
+是你帶我來這裡的?
+
+351
+00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,750
+是三賢士派你來的,對吧?
+
+352
+00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,375
+該死的駱駝騎士
+
+353
+00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,416
+不是
+
+354
+00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,916
+我只是個跨國玩具公司的小小女商人
+
+355
+00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,833
+受夠你的不正當競爭
+
+356
+00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:27,708
+不正當競爭?你在說什麼?
+
+357
+00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,500
+別裝傻
+
+358
+00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,041
+你不繳稅、自由業者費...全都不繳
+
+359
+00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,625
+你只要跟精靈搬到安道爾去就好
+
+360
+00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,083
+我所做的一切
+都是為了不讓乖小孩沒禮物
+
+361
+00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:43,000
+「不讓乖小孩沒禮物」
+
+362
+00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,208
+今年他們乖不乖都不重要了
+
+363
+00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,708
+唯一重要的是有沒有錢買禮物
+
+364
+00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,375
+意思是從我這邊買
+
+365
+00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,250
+但那違背了聖誕精神
+
+366
+00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,833
+魔法、善意...
+
+367
+00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:57,291
+把魔法帽還給我
+
+368
+00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,458
+不要
+
+369
+00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,416
+你怎麼能這麼憤世嫉俗?
+
+370
+00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,208
+你沒當過小孩子嗎?
+
+371
+00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,250
+在聖誕節早上醒來,滿心期待
+
+372
+00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,291
+跑去看我在樹下留了什麼的小孩子?
+
+373
+00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,291
+你忘記心中的那個小女孩了嗎?
+
+374
+00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:21,000
+「親愛的聖誕老人,我今年非常乖」
+
+375
+00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,083
+「所以我想請你」
+
+376
+00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,916
+「送我你的精靈手做的泰迪熊」
+
+377
+00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,958
+這是什麼?
+
+378
+00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:36,208
+寶貝,我們家不寫信給聖誕老人
+
+379
+00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:40,208
+聖誕老人是我們的競爭對手
+競爭對手應該被要粉碎
+
+380
+00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,666
+可是爹地,我所有的朋友都在寫
+
+381
+00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,041
+我聖誕節也想要寫
+
+382
+00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,458
+你的朋友都很平庸,寶貝
+
+383
+00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,916
+但你會繼承我的公司
+
+384
+00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,458
+你會學到玩具不是禮物
+
+385
+00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,916
+玩具是拿來賣的
+
+386
+00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,083
+好嗎?
+
+387
+00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375
+這個也要丟進垃圾桶
+
+388
+00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,416
+喂...不要混淆我
+
+389
+00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,250
+我們不是來討論我的
+或小時候你有沒有給過我什麼
+
+390
+00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,208
+重要的是,你完蛋了
+
+391
+00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,166
+想都別想
+
+392
+00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,291
+你忘了小朋友
+不會允許聖誕節沒有偶像
+
+393
+00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,250
+他們不會失去偶像
+
+394
+00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,333
+毛羅
+
+395
+00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,416
+老頭,你好嗎?
+
+396
+00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,583
+可是...
+
+397
+00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,375
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+398
+00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,125
+哈哈哈
+
+399
+00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,125
+我還沒掌握到「嗬嗬嗬」的竅門
+
+400
+00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,541
+你得用丹田發聲,嗬嗬
+
+401
+00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,333
+等一下,你是哪位?
+
+402
+00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,875
+毛羅克薩達,幸會
+
+403
+00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,375
+他是願意協助我們大業的出色演員
+
+404
+00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,916
+你是冒牌貨!騙子...
+
+405
+00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,916
+當今世界上最優秀的演員之一
+
+406
+00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
+而且是模仿高手,老兄
+
+407
+00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,541
+要聽聽看嗎?聽好了
+
+408
+00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:28,916
+你好嗎?
+
+409
+00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,833
+要來杯雷布希多加點紅豬油嗎?
+
+410
+00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,166
+還是比較想要阿爾巴利諾
+配一些貝類和鵝頸藤壺?
+
+411
+00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:37,958
+聽著
+
+412
+00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,041
+香腸配番茄加麵包
+
+413
+00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,000
+模仿得很讚吧?
+
+414
+00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,583
+- 太讚了
+- 謝謝
+
+415
+00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,833
+但還是快去北極吧
+以免被發現聖誕老人失蹤
+
+416
+00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:48,750
+對
+
+417
+00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,166
+你不能這樣
+
+418
+00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,666
+不能嗎?
+
+419
+00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,625
+看著,一步,再一步...
+
+420
+00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,083
+看來我其實可以耶
+
+421
+00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,916
+我不會讓你們欺騙小朋友!
+
+422
+00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:01,916
+你是關不住我的
+
+423
+00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,083
+我溜進過擁有最先進保全系統的房子
+
+424
+00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,000
+還鑽過世界上最窄的煙囪
+
+425
+00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,833
+我的魔法帽無所不能
+
+426
+00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,625
+做夢吧,你是說這個?
+
+427
+00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,625
+還我
+
+428
+00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,750
+你餘生都會在那個墳墓裡被遺忘
+
+429
+00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,250
+- 不
+- 就像路易十四一樣
+
+430
+00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,958
+- 或是基督山伯爵
+- 放開我,你們這些惡棍
+
+431
+00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,750
+至少你會變苗條,能讓肚子小一點
+
+432
+00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,583
+不要!
+
+433
+00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,666
+要我傳話給那些地精嗎?
+
+434
+00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,041
+精靈!他們是精靈!
+
+435
+00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,875
+好啦,隨便你說
+
+436
+00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,916
+比賽結束,獲勝
+
+437
+00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,625
+我們開心又快樂
+
+438
+00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:51,958
+我們吃牛軋糖和蛋糕
+
+439
+00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:55,791
+我們開心又快樂
+
+440
+00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,291
+為聖誕老人工作
+
+441
+00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,958
+- 聖誕老人好
+- 老爺,你好
+
+442
+00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,333
+我的天啊
+
+443
+00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,250
+真是棟豪宅
+
+444
+00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,000
+這棟鄉間別墅好迷人
+
+445
+00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,958
+真可愛
+
+446
+00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,750
+他們看起來像小蘑菇一樣
+
+447
+00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:21,250
+你們是什麼?小小兵?
+小不點?歐帕倫普人?
+
+448
+00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,500
+不用了,謝謝,我不吃小魚
+
+449
+00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,250
+我有個花園地精比你們還高
+
+450
+00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,916
+老爺,你在說什麼?
+
+451
+00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,791
+你們的耳朵能接收無線網路嗎?
+
+452
+00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,083
+聖誕老人,你還好嗎?你有點不對勁
+
+453
+00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:39,791
+看看是誰回來了
+你是來吃晚餐的吧?
+
+454
+00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:43,666
+你去哪了?我還以為你出事了
+
+455
+00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,000
+不好意思,你是...小討厭?
+
+456
+00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:50,416
+我是拉米,擔任你的領班好幾世紀了
+放尊重一點
+
+457
+00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,416
+別生氣,拉麵,開玩笑的啦
+
+458
+00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,833
+- 是拉米
+- 對
+
+459
+00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:59,500
+你也聞到了吧?
+那股鹿臭味永遠不會消失
+
+460
+00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,666
+你喝酒了
+
+461
+00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:04,916
+不是,我在跟魯道夫訓練
+還有其他的...鹿
+
+462
+00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,166
+- 馴鹿
+- 對
+
+463
+00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:11,041
+那就少說話,多做事
+你知道再來要幹嘛
+
+464
+00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:14,250
+這是怎樣?你老爺還我老爺?
+我當然知道啊
+
+465
+00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:16,500
+平常的那些事
+
+466
+00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,875
+聖誕老人的事
+
+467
+00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,125
+平常的...
+
+468
+00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,916
+讀完你還沒讀的上百萬封信?
+
+469
+00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,208
+沒錯,看吧,我知道要做什麼
+
+470
+00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,166
+我已經做好幾世紀了
+
+471
+00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:34,041
+不過我想先舒服一下
+幫我拿點吃的,好嗎?
+
+472
+00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,041
+快點,拉麵,動作快
+
+473
+00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:53,875
+路卡斯
+
+474
+00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,000
+路卡斯
+
+475
+00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:58,875
+路卡斯
+
+476
+00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,916
+你嚇到我了,有聽過敲門嗎?
+請給我一點隱私
+
+477
+00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,333
+我有敲啊,但你戴著耳機聽不到
+
+478
+00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:07,166
+- 什麼?
+- 我說你戴著那個聽不到
+
+479
+00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,833
+好啦,別大吼大叫
+
+480
+00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,791
+那套衣服是怎麼回事?
+
+481
+00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,500
+我說過學校有演出要告訴我啊
+
+482
+00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,583
+你要扮演小丑嗎?
+
+483
+00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:19,291
+不是,這是我的新造型,都市風
+
+484
+00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,416
+你不會懂的,你太老了
+
+485
+00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,083
+老?不好意思
+我還會用iPod聽珍珠果醬樂團耶
+
+486
+00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,333
+你用什麼聽誰?
+
+487
+00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,083
+一個樂團,比你聽的鬼東西好聽多了
+
+488
+00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,125
+他們唱歌聽起來像在打哈欠
+
+489
+00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,833
+照片...
+
+490
+00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:37,125
+算了,你真過時,要幹嘛?
+
+491
+00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,916
+找點事一起做,最近幾乎都沒看到你
+
+492
+00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,333
+想去買漫畫嗎?
+
+493
+00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:43,625
+不要
+
+494
+00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,750
+- 看電影?
+- 不要
+
+495
+00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:45,916
+- 玩手足球?
+- 不要
+
+496
+00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,333
+吃漢堡
+
+497
+00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:48,875
+不要,你好煩
+
+498
+00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,291
+兒子,你到底怎麼了?
+
+499
+00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:55,500
+你穿著怪異、情緒不穩
+不想跟我相處
+
+500
+00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:56,416
+你沒事?
+
+501
+00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,500
+沒事,跟平常一樣
+
+502
+00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,416
+你破音了
+
+503
+00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,125
+別煩我,你不懂我,走開啦
+
+504
+00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,375
+- 好啦
+- 你不懂我
+
+505
+00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,416
+「我不懂他」,太明顯了
+
+506
+00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,166
+他進入青春期了
+
+507
+00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,416
+太糟了,我還沒準備好
+
+508
+00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,958
+你完全沒準備好,接住
+
+509
+00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,000
+沒關係
+
+510
+00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,791
+這就是人生
+每個人都會長大,看看羅賓漢
+
+511
+00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,083
+你是說彼得潘吧
+
+512
+00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,500
+- 誰?
+- 他沒長大
+
+513
+00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,375
+不停長大的不是路卡斯嗎?
+
+514
+00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:30,125
+- 你在說什麼?
+- 我?不知道,薩瓦,我頭昏了
+
+515
+00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:31,416
+不重要
+
+516
+00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,500
+這本來應該是我們第一次一起過聖誕
+
+517
+00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,500
+你們也要跟我一起過啊
+
+518
+00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:38,750
+也會和你過
+但問題是路卡斯現在對我厭煩了
+
+519
+00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,625
+我以前是他的英雄
+現在卻成了他的仇人
+
+520
+00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,625
+每個人都會遇到這種事
+我們對我們的父親也一樣
+
+521
+00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:45,833
+我一個月只看我爸一次
+
+522
+00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:50,083
+你爸搶劫托雷洛多內斯的賭場被關
+
+523
+00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:51,666
+你是去探監看他
+
+524
+00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:56,250
+對,謝謝你提醒我
+我人生中最難過的時刻
+
+525
+00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,583
+抱歉,拉菲塔,可是我很擔心
+
+526
+00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,083
+路卡斯是我唯一的依靠
+
+527
+00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,208
+別擔心
+
+528
+00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:04,791
+我們都經歷過那個階段
+看看我們成長得多順利
+
+529
+00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,791
+這比我想像的還糟,我不能失去兒子
+
+530
+00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:11,583
+你如果不想失去他,就得贏回他的心
+
+531
+00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:15,375
+也許你兒子需要的是
+看到自己的爸爸有膽量
+
+532
+00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:18,125
+幫助他的好兄弟完成一次輕鬆搶劫
+
+533
+00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,583
+就說我不幹那種事了
+
+534
+00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,333
+「我不幹那種事了」
+好啦,沒關係
+
+535
+00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:25,541
+我有一流的朋友能幫忙,一大堆
+
+536
+00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,333
+好
+
+537
+00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,666
+羅洛
+
+538
+00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:32,416
+羅洛?
+
+539
+00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,416
+羅洛!他讀取又卡住了,羅洛
+
+540
+00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,416
+羅洛穆西戈羅
+
+541
+00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,333
+你神遊到哪了?
+
+542
+00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,375
+- 在太空夜店當DJ
+- 不能去
+
+543
+00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,875
+待在這,我們在搶劫這裡
+我負責剪,你負責把風
+
+544
+00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:45,166
+為什麼不交換?我是開鎖專家
+
+545
+00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:47,250
+- 因為我說了算
+- 你憑什麼發號施令?
+
+546
+00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:48,625
+因為計畫是我想的
+
+547
+00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:49,875
+要是我不想把風呢?
+
+548
+00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,625
+好啦,你來剪,我把風,快點就是了
+
+549
+00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:58,041
+不要,還是我把風比較好
+我不剪鐵絲網,我只開鎖
+
+550
+00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,833
+你到底要剪還是把風?
+
+551
+00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:02,250
+把風,但是因為我自願的
+而不是因為被你命令
+
+552
+00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,458
+隨便啦
+
+553
+00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,833
+拉菲塔,要是有人
+我要怎麼警告你?
+
+554
+00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:10,416
+要是有人來,你就說
+「拉菲塔,有人來了」
+
+555
+00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,750
+那也太遜了
+
+556
+00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,458
+也許能設個暗號,像是「水」
+
+557
+00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:18,000
+「紅色警報,中止任務」
+或「胡利來了」
+
+558
+00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,833
+羅洛,別鬧了
+你決定就好,安靜點就是了
+
+559
+00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:21,750
+- 我決定?
+- 對
+
+560
+00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,916
+意思就是現在我是老大了
+
+561
+00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,166
+不是,意思是閉嘴,讓我專心
+
+562
+00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,250
+好,搞定,進去
+
+563
+00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,458
+我來決定,現在我是老大
+
+564
+00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:37,916
+好,你是老大
+
+565
+00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,958
+我是老大?那就表演摩天輪
+
+566
+00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:42,916
+- 不要,別玩摩天輪,拜託不要
+- 好耶...
+
+567
+00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,250
+停!
+
+568
+00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,750
+別鬧了,不然我們會被逮到
+
+569
+00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,500
+好,進去
+
+570
+00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,166
+快點
+
+571
+00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,375
+下次我工作時
+不准再玩摩天輪,知道嗎?
+
+572
+00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:58,166
+(星球玩具)
+
+573
+00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,083
+就是這台卡車
+
+574
+00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,583
+糟糕,拉菲塔
+
+575
+00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,666
+又怎麼了?
+
+576
+00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:11,375
+每次我們這樣闖空門
+腎上腺素爆發都會讓我不得不...
+
+577
+00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:12,375
+你得小便?
+
+578
+00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:15,500
+不是,另一種,大號
+狗狗想去散步
+
+579
+00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:16,916
+不行,屁股夾住
+
+580
+00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,416
+我們進去,裝滿袋子,離開這裡...
+
+581
+00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:21,791
+快如閃電
+
+582
+00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,625
+別說那個詞,你會害蝙蝠掉下來
+
+583
+00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:27,166
+噁心,羅洛,抓住那邊
+
+584
+00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,250
+用力拉
+
+585
+00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:33,708
+(葛蕾妲)
+
+586
+00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,208
+這是什麼?
+
+587
+00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,791
+這個?次世代娃娃
+
+588
+00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:42,166
+價錢高昂,我們全部偷走
+拿上網翻倍出售
+
+589
+00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:45,041
+你好,姊妹,我是培力娃娃葛蕾妲
+
+590
+00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:48,458
+我是來自聖費明的羅洛,幫主...
+
+591
+00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,708
+喂,我們幫派叫什麼名字?
+
+592
+00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,250
+叫「閉嘴,關掉,以免害我們被抓」
+
+593
+00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,708
+- 我不喜歡,最好...
+- 粉碎父權
+
+594
+00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:56,791
+快關掉
+
+595
+00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,458
+- 關不掉
+- 馬諾羅,你今天自己做晚餐
+
+596
+00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:00,375
+快關掉
+
+597
+00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,708
+關不掉,它在對我眨眼
+
+598
+00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:02,750
+心機鬼
+
+599
+00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:04,541
+閉嘴,葛蕾妲
+
+600
+00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,250
+別動!是誰在那?
+
+601
+00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,583
+讓開,大男人
+
+602
+00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,541
+他是老大,我只是聽命行事
+他是我親戚拉菲塔
+
+603
+00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,708
+他住在阿霍羅街
+
+604
+00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:14,291
+再見
+
+605
+00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,666
+告密鬼!叛徒!
+
+606
+00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,458
+站住!別動!
+
+607
+00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,833
+喂!別動!
+
+608
+00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,708
+- 我離開一下
+- 抓住他
+
+609
+00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,833
+聖誕時期連安心竊盜都不行
+
+610
+00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,333
+臭老鼠,給我回來
+
+611
+00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:39,500
+他往這邊跑了,快點,快追
+
+612
+00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,500
+別逼我跑步
+
+613
+00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,500
+快點,他一定在這附近
+
+614
+00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,708
+有看到什麼嗎?
+
+615
+00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,583
+沒在這
+
+616
+00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,291
+不要再跑了
+
+617
+00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,250
+那邊!
+
+618
+00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:54,708
+快走
+
+619
+00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,083
+有人嗎?
+
+620
+00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,916
+我不是在偷東西,好嗎?
+我是在玩捉迷藏
+
+621
+00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,541
+我認得這個聲音
+
+622
+00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,875
+拉菲塔?是你嗎?
+
+623
+00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:12,958
+拉菲塔,回答我
+
+624
+00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,541
+上帝,你在跟我說話嗎?
+
+625
+00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,500
+拜託別懲罰我
+我都已經有一隻義手了
+
+626
+00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:22,583
+什麼?我是聖誕老人,我在這裡面
+
+627
+00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:23,500
+聖誕老人?
+
+628
+00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:28,000
+聖誕老人,你在裡面幹嘛?帥呆了
+
+629
+00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:30,916
+我懂了,你像德古拉一樣睡在棺材裡
+
+630
+00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,416
+別傻了,我被綁架了
+
+631
+00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,750
+綁架?
+
+632
+00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:39,125
+- 你是來救我的嗎?
+- 不是,我是要自救
+
+633
+00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,875
+什麼?他們也想綁架你嗎?
+
+634
+00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:45,625
+不是,我來搶劫玩具店,結果出包了
+
+635
+00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:47,000
+搶劫?
+
+636
+00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:50,958
+隨便啦,先救我出去
+我們得離開這裡
+
+637
+00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:54,416
+沒問題,我馬上打開,一隻手就夠了
+
+638
+00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,875
+天啊,真吃力...
+
+639
+00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,625
+好吃力,慘了
+
+640
+00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,333
+小心點
+
+641
+00:33:01,416 --> 00:33:03,500
+天啊,你好重,大哥
+
+642
+00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,125
+別擔心
+
+643
+00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,916
+我們一定會想出辦法
+
+644
+00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,416
+別擋路
+
+645
+00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:27,166
+你戴那麼多護具有點可疑
+
+646
+00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:30,875
+我是叫你來精神上支持我
+不是叫你來發慌的
+
+647
+00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:32,666
+她在那邊
+
+648
+00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,416
+蜜亞,你在這做什麼?炫技嗎?
+
+649
+00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:39,416
+炫技?你是說玩滑板吧?
+
+650
+00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,125
+這裡是滑板公園
+
+651
+00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,958
+對,沒錯,我常來
+
+652
+00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:47,625
+來做我的老派特技,用我的板子
+
+653
+00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:51,458
+這塊板子看起來不像用過多少次
+價格標籤還在上面
+
+654
+00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,958
+對,我弄壞很多塊板子
+每週都換一塊新的
+
+655
+00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,291
+廢物
+
+656
+00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,916
+看看這位是誰啊
+
+657
+00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,333
+天啊,真想念你們在我空閒時霸凌我
+
+658
+00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,625
+小情侶,棋藝社就在前面,知道嗎?
+
+659
+00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:07,041
+我不知道棋藝有什麼好笑的
+
+660
+00:34:07,125 --> 00:34:10,333
+那是集智慧與策略於一身的美麗遊戲
+
+661
+00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,750
+將軍,四眼仔
+
+662
+00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,041
+而且我來這裡是因為我喜歡玩滑板
+
+663
+00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916
+你連板子都沒碰過
+
+664
+00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,625
+還是全新的
+
+665
+00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:21,125
+你要是那麼厲害,露兩招來看看啊
+
+666
+00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:22,541
+快點,秀給你女友看一下
+
+667
+00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:27,750
+現在...我還沒熱身
+
+668
+00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,125
+有受傷的危險
+
+669
+00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,625
+有看起來像膽小鬼的危險
+
+670
+00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,333
+路卡斯,你沒必要證明什麼
+
+671
+00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:36,875
+他想要啊,讓他表現吧
+
+672
+00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:40,541
+沒關係,真的
+這對我來說只是熱身
+
+673
+00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,833
+- 拍下來
+- 他要上了
+
+674
+00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,250
+等等,我錄下來
+
+675
+00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:50,041
+上吧
+
+676
+00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375
+- 天啊
+- 他一定會跌死
+
+677
+00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,208
+- 快啊
+- 不要啦
+
+678
+00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,500
+為愛而死在書中聽起來很美
+
+679
+00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,458
+但在現實生活中糟糕透頂
+
+680
+00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,500
+上啊,小子
+
+681
+00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,041
+美技哦
+
+682
+00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,333
+糟糕,他死了
+
+683
+00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:14,041
+這會直接上抖音,我要爆紅了
+
+684
+00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,000
+天啊
+
+685
+00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,291
+你還好嗎?我就說吧
+
+686
+00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:20,416
+我不好,愛情好痛
+
+687
+00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:23,833
+聖誕老人載著飛...
+
+688
+00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:27,833
+好豐盛的大餐,這個潘趣酒超好喝
+
+689
+00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,375
+我應該可以幸福地生活在這裡
+
+690
+00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,208
+我是說,我和你們在一起
+實在很安心,小矮人
+
+691
+00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,041
+老爺,你吃飽了嗎?
+
+692
+00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:40,833
+飽了,全部收走吧
+
+693
+00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:42,833
+這塊餅乾要給精靈吃囉
+
+694
+00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:46,000
+喂!餅乾放下
+
+695
+00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:48,291
+可是你每次都會留給我們耶
+
+696
+00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,750
+那是我們最愛的甜點
+
+697
+00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:53,041
+太可惜了,不是每天都能過節
+
+698
+00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:54,666
+好了,回去工作
+
+699
+00:35:56,458 --> 00:36:00,750
+天啊,太瘋狂了
+我光是看你們就累了
+
+700
+00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:02,958
+你們工作跟日本人一樣拼命
+
+701
+00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,166
+沒什麼,我們動作還能更快
+
+702
+00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,083
+大家再加把勁
+
+703
+00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,375
+看看這速度
+
+704
+00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:17,708
+你們確定咖啡裡沒加料?
+
+705
+00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,041
+你在做什麼?
+
+706
+00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:24,208
+你嚇得我半死,你是忍者嗎?
+
+707
+00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:27,666
+我得在你身上裝個小鈴鐺
+跟小貓咪一樣
+
+708
+00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,583
+你要幹嘛?
+
+709
+00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:31,000
+確認孩子們的信你看到哪了
+
+710
+00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:33,458
+聽著,拉麵,不騙你
+
+711
+00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,541
+不太理想
+
+712
+00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,041
+有夠無聊
+
+713
+00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,666
+每封信都一樣
+
+714
+00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,625
+「親愛的聖誕老人,我今年很乖」
+
+715
+00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:45,208
+看過一封就等於全看過
+小朋友有時候真的很笨
+
+716
+00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:48,958
+到處都是錯別字
+今年我要全部給他們煤炭
+
+717
+00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:52,333
+真不知道你是怎麼了,你...
+
+718
+00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,291
+不一樣了
+
+719
+00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,000
+不一樣?
+
+720
+00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,583
+你是說我不是平常的我?
+
+721
+00:36:57,666 --> 00:37:00,000
+有種就沒證據再說一遍
+
+722
+00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,166
+我就把你降階成低等地精
+
+723
+00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:04,333
+出去,快滾
+
+724
+00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,000
+走開,小貓,出去
+
+725
+00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:11,250
+- 賽巴斯蒂安
+- 是
+
+726
+00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:14,541
+很好...
+
+727
+00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,041
+我們說聖誕帽要怎麼樣?
+
+728
+00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,083
+拜託哦
+
+729
+00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:21,041
+有小孩子,噁心
+
+730
+00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:24,166
+好,絨毛娃娃應該放貨架最下層
+
+731
+00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,041
+這樣潛在客戶才能看到
+
+732
+00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,791
+0歲到9歲的孩子
+
+733
+00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:30,416
+- 說得好,女士
+- 天才,記下來
+
+734
+00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,708
+教育遊戲要打九折
+
+735
+00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,000
+畢竟這裡是西班牙
+
+736
+00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,208
+- 真有眼界,女士
+- 太棒了
+
+737
+00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,583
+這個金字塔讓人不能接受
+
+738
+00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:45,333
+店鋪這種狀態要怎麼打破銷售紀錄?
+
+739
+00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:48,583
+這麼多碩士,卻沒人會堆幾個盒子
+
+740
+00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:52,416
+- 對,這些碩士...
+- 你不是博士嗎?
+
+741
+00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,208
+我們的貴賓如何?
+在小箱子裡還舒服嗎?
+
+742
+00:37:58,291 --> 00:37:59,291
+他很好
+
+743
+00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:01,750
+一直說他沒巧克力就是無名小卒
+
+744
+00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,375
+看來他胃口很好
+
+745
+00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:07,291
+算他倒楣,這是綁架
+不是五星級飯店
+
+746
+00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:10,916
+對了,問個不相干的問題
+為何那麼討厭聖誕老人?
+
+747
+00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,875
+是私人恩怨嗎?
+
+748
+00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:24,375
+這不是我跟聖誕老人要的泰迪熊
+
+749
+00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:27,833
+看來聖誕老人決定今年跳過玩具
+
+750
+00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:31,166
+讓你繼承家族企業
+
+751
+00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,458
+你覺得呢?
+
+752
+00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:35,291
+要一起玩嗎?來吧,寶貝
+
+753
+00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:36,541
+乘法
+
+754
+00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:43,250
+當然不是私人恩怨
+
+755
+00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,333
+只是公事公辦
+
+756
+00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:47,208
+瞭解嗎?沒別的原因
+
+757
+00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,750
+不是私人恩怨
+
+758
+00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:51,625
+要不要來個頭皮按摩紓壓?
+
+759
+00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:55,166
+不要,十分鐘內把財務報告放我桌上
+
+760
+00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,291
+明白
+
+761
+00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,708
+好大的脾氣...
+
+762
+00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,875
+謝謝
+
+763
+00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:04,958
+感謝頒給我這座奧斯卡獎
+我完全沒預料到
+
+764
+00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:09,000
+我想和其他入圍者同伴分享這個獎
+
+765
+00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:12,500
+其中有一小部分也是你們的
+
+766
+00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,791
+哎喲
+
+767
+00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,500
+- 喂?老闆?
+- 毛羅
+
+768
+00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:22,166
+阻止那些精靈製造玩具了嗎?
+
+769
+00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,083
+比那更棒
+
+770
+00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:27,083
+我為星球玩具找到了完美新工人
+
+771
+00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,041
+請看
+
+772
+00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,041
+快點,小矮人
+
+773
+00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:32,333
+他們日以繼夜地工作,沒有加班費
+
+774
+00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:34,291
+而且還做得很開心,一邊唱歌
+
+775
+00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:37,250
+這比孟加拉血汗工廠棒多了
+
+776
+00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,666
+更棒的是,他們連合約都沒有
+
+777
+00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:45,375
+沒合約?這是字典裡最美的三個字
+
+778
+00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:48,125
+立刻要他們生產星球玩具產品
+
+779
+00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,041
+沒問題
+
+780
+00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,833
+唯一的問題是...
+
+781
+00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,625
+我需要加一點薪
+
+782
+00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,125
+例如兩成或三成
+
+783
+00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,458
+沒問題
+
+784
+00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:58,875
+我也可以嗎?我的薪水從...
+
+785
+00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,000
+- 閉嘴
+- 是
+
+786
+00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,583
+謝謝老闆
+
+787
+00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:05,291
+那位女士是誰?你在講什麼加薪?
+
+788
+00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:09,000
+大人說話,小傢伙閉嘴
+
+789
+00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:10,791
+小傢伙
+
+790
+00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,041
+改變計畫
+
+791
+00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:17,333
+從現在起,這個工坊製造的所有玩具
+
+792
+00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:21,791
+都必須出自這個型錄,知道嗎?
+
+793
+00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,666
+老爺,你說了算
+
+794
+00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,541
+那就開工吧
+
+795
+00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:26,750
+不敢相信
+
+796
+00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:30,916
+我們從未獨家製造單一玩具品牌
+
+797
+00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,916
+你把自己出賣給資本主義了嗎?
+你到底是誰?
+
+798
+00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,791
+我聽到下面有聲音
+
+799
+00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:37,750
+聽起來像是...
+
+800
+00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:41,208
+一個字都聽不懂,你們聽得懂嗎?
+
+801
+00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,041
+放尊重一點,我在這工作了好幾世紀
+
+802
+00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:47,000
+那你早該知道這裡誰是老爺
+
+803
+00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,500
+小朋友的信是寫給你還是我?
+
+804
+00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,041
+是,但我...
+
+805
+00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:55,916
+超級巨星是誰?
+全球民間傳奇是你還是我?
+
+806
+00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,500
+是,但如果你...
+
+807
+00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:58,458
+這是什麼地方?
+
+808
+00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:02,916
+是煩人精靈的工坊
+還是聖誕老人的工坊?
+
+809
+00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,958
+沒錯
+
+810
+00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,166
+開始做事!
+
+811
+00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:11,125
+小拉米,你要多喝牛奶
+不然永遠長不大
+
+812
+00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,875
+事情不對勁
+
+813
+00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,833
+我們需要幫助!
+
+814
+00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:23,416
+來了...摔個狗吃屎
+
+815
+00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,000
+同學,交出手機
+
+816
+00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:25,916
+老師...
+
+817
+00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,958
+別管他們,他們是白癡
+
+818
+00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,625
+智商低到只足以不會失禁而已
+
+819
+00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:36,958
+注意,是時候幫科學專題分組了
+
+820
+00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,083
+- 不
+- 拜託哦,老師
+
+821
+00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,083
+可以三人行嗎?
+
+822
+00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,750
+- 安靜
+- 她就是
+
+823
+00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,041
+別吵
+
+824
+00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:49,000
+負責兩棲動物專題的是魯本和...
+
+825
+00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,458
+- 希望是我們兩個
+- 桓侯
+
+826
+00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,166
+- 太棒了,你的搭檔是...
+- 書呆子
+
+827
+00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,666
+- 讚啦
+- 不會吧
+
+828
+00:41:57,291 --> 00:42:00,083
+看來我得獨自處理那些青蛙了
+
+829
+00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:03,916
+負責爬蟲類專題的是蜜亞和...
+
+830
+00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,833
+路卡斯
+
+831
+00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:06,125
+- 讚
+- 喂!
+
+832
+00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:09,041
+我是說暫時別太難過,魯本
+
+833
+00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,625
+我也想跟你同組,但我會堅強起來的
+
+834
+00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,875
+那你為什麼一直傻笑?
+
+835
+00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,583
+你家還我家?
+
+836
+00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,083
+什麼?
+
+837
+00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:24,250
+做專題,是要約你家還我家?
+
+838
+00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:27,416
+我家
+
+839
+00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:28,791
+我家
+
+840
+00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:32,333
+我們繼續來看蹼膜
+
+841
+00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,125
+好,我試試這招
+
+842
+00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,750
+- 我會從你的左邊進去
+- 小心
+
+843
+00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,000
+撬開這裡...
+
+844
+00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:40,458
+把這東西塞進這裡...
+
+845
+00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:41,416
+怎麼了?
+
+846
+00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,916
+不可能,天啊
+
+847
+00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:44,875
+我快餓死了
+
+848
+00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,208
+還用你說哦
+
+849
+00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:49,333
+我好幾小時沒吃東西了
+我會在這裡變成皮包骨
+
+850
+00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:51,375
+想得美哦
+
+851
+00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,291
+算了
+
+852
+00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,875
+結束了
+
+853
+00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:56,250
+今年聖誕節是壞人贏了
+
+854
+00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:58,791
+要我戳個小洞讓你呼吸嗎?
+
+855
+00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:03,083
+我曾經養過倉鼠
+忘記在盒子上戳洞
+
+856
+00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:05,833
+可憐的費南多阿隆索
+牠在最後一圈死了
+
+857
+00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,833
+戳個小洞?
+
+858
+00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:10,458
+要用來幹嘛?
+我只是又一個被遺忘的玩具
+
+859
+00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:13,500
+他們玩爽之後,我就只是個老廢物
+
+860
+00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:17,750
+在這個善良已不再重要的世界
+
+861
+00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:21,666
+你不是廢物
+確實很老,但不是廢物
+
+862
+00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,666
+有看到那個電動軌道車嗎?
+
+863
+00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,125
+當年是三賢士送給我的嗎?不是
+
+864
+00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,500
+牙仙子?不可能
+
+865
+00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,291
+送給我的是你
+
+866
+00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,666
+我媽說我是白痴
+
+867
+00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,750
+我爸說我比灰塵還笨
+
+868
+00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,000
+佩帕阿姨說我是人渣
+
+869
+00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:39,708
+- 奶奶說...
+- 我懂了啦,拉菲塔
+
+870
+00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:41,000
+儘管如此
+
+871
+00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:44,375
+你還是在那片問題之下
+找到了一顆善良的心
+
+872
+00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:47,708
+世界上有幾百萬個小朋友
+像我一樣需要你
+
+873
+00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,375
+喂
+
+874
+00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,250
+你還在聽嗎?
+
+875
+00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,833
+還在,只是戲劇性停頓一下
+
+876
+00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:00,583
+你真的感動到我了
+
+877
+00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,375
+別哭
+
+878
+00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:05,541
+不准哭,不然我也要哭了
+
+879
+00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:12,833
+- 我知道怎麼救你出來了
+- 拉菲塔好棒啊
+
+880
+00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:16,000
+你從沒讓我失望過,大多啦,不過...
+
+881
+00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:57,375
+驚喜!
+
+882
+00:44:57,458 --> 00:45:00,333
+這是怎樣?你穿那是什麼樣子?
+
+883
+00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:03,583
+我知道你在想什麼
+「我有世界上最酷的老爸」
+
+884
+00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,541
+今天?沒搞錯吧,爸
+有點過頭了,你不覺得嗎?
+
+885
+00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:10,291
+為什麼?想吃軟糖嗎?
+
+886
+00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:13,708
+聽著,爸,我就直說了,這超遜的
+
+887
+00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:17,458
+也許我有點得意忘形了
+不過我準備了你會喜歡的東西
+
+888
+00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,875
+我們寫信給聖誕老人,一起寄出去
+
+889
+00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:24,791
+然後你要幫我換尿布,對吧?
+我已經不是小孩子了
+
+890
+00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,541
+兒子,你幹嘛說這種話?
+
+891
+00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,791
+我們和聖誕老人一起經歷過那麼多...
+
+892
+00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,916
+- 路卡斯
+- 糟糕,已經五點了?
+
+893
+00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,833
+是誰?
+
+894
+00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:34,250
+不管發生什麼事,都別提馴鹿
+
+895
+00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,958
+精靈、聖誕老人
+
+896
+00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,291
+或飛行送禮物
+
+897
+00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:39,708
+什麼都別說
+
+898
+00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:40,833
+我至少可以呼吸吧?
+
+899
+00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,625
+安靜,快點,把衣服換掉,躲起來
+
+900
+00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,083
+好啦,別推了
+
+901
+00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,750
+蜜亞,真是驚喜
+
+902
+00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:54,083
+我們不是約好五點見面做專題嗎?
+
+903
+00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:57,791
+對,你那麼準時真驚喜
+
+904
+00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:00,125
+現代人很不可靠...
+
+905
+00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:02,583
+你們真的很愛聖誕節
+
+906
+00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,750
+抱歉,是我爸啦,他有點宅
+
+907
+00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,625
+我們去我房間,那裡的燈比較少
+
+908
+00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,666
+好
+
+909
+00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,125
+隨著節日開始,父母和孩子
+
+910
+00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:21,041
+一起享受這些特別的日子
+
+911
+00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:22,833
+除非你的孩子不理你
+
+912
+00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:26,875
+聖誕老人等著
+成千上萬個興奮孩子的信
+
+913
+00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:31,541
+把雪橇裝滿禮物,運送到世界各地
+
+914
+00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,916
+魯道夫、拉米,你們怎麼來了?
+
+915
+00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,625
+出緊急狀況了
+
+916
+00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,458
+有個冒牌貨假裝是聖誕老人
+
+917
+00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:39,541
+什麼?
+
+918
+00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:42,041
+- 他跟精靈在工坊裡!
+- 真的假的?
+
+919
+00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:45,333
+幸好我騎上魯道夫,勉強逃了出來
+
+920
+00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:47,208
+- 真的嗎?
+- 要多真有多真
+
+921
+00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:48,500
+太誇張了
+
+922
+00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:49,958
+但關我什麼事?
+
+923
+00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,125
+你說什麼?
+
+924
+00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,375
+聖誕老人失蹤了,這還不夠嚴重嗎?
+
+925
+00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,750
+我兒子也失蹤了,好嗎?
+
+926
+00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,666
+路卡斯失蹤了?
+
+927
+00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,458
+這是陰謀
+
+928
+00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:03,541
+我認識的路卡斯失蹤了
+
+929
+00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,875
+他變青少年後就不理我了
+要是他看到我跟你在一起
+
+930
+00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,625
+就會永遠不跟我說話
+所以你們兩個都得離開
+
+931
+00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:12,750
+你這個自私的人,聖誕節有危險了
+
+932
+00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:16,125
+聖誕老人被綁架了,甚至可能更慘
+
+933
+00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,416
+你要見死不救?
+
+934
+00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,000
+我還以為你變好人了,薩瓦
+
+935
+00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,291
+不會吧
+
+936
+00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:26,791
+我不認識他,滾出我家,怪胎
+
+937
+00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,375
+路卡斯,你在說什麼?
+
+938
+00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:30,541
+等等,他知道你的名字
+
+939
+00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:34,250
+真正的精靈耶,太棒了
+還有這對耳朵,好酷
+
+940
+00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:35,875
+還有馴鹿!
+
+941
+00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,250
+對,超酷
+
+942
+00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,250
+他是我的好兄弟,拉米,你說是吧?
+
+943
+00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,333
+我本來是這麼想的
+我以為我們是朋友
+
+944
+00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:44,166
+但你爸不這麼認為
+
+945
+00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:46,583
+我跟他說聖誕老人被綁架了
+
+946
+00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,125
+他不願意幫我
+
+947
+00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,666
+路卡斯也不願意,他受夠聖誕節了
+
+948
+00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:54,375
+連信都沒寫,那是普通小孩子在做的
+
+949
+00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:55,833
+對吧,兄弟?
+
+950
+00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,875
+那太平凡了
+
+951
+00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:01,791
+等等,聖誕老人失蹤
+你們不打算幫忙?
+
+952
+00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:02,750
+不要
+
+953
+00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:07,708
+當然要,我們現在就去找他
+
+954
+00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,500
+你就是處處都要跟我作對,對吧?
+
+955
+00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,041
+我喜歡這個女孩
+
+956
+00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,625
+我也是
+
+957
+00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:17,833
+好,要從哪開始找?
+他有可能被綁去天涯海角了
+
+958
+00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,041
+- 我們中斷這個節目
+- 你們看
+
+959
+00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:23,041
+插播來自北極的緊急通知
+
+960
+00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:24,250
+(北極特別通知)
+
+961
+00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:29,083
+親愛的孩子們
+我有非常重要的事要告訴你們
+
+962
+00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,875
+那個就是冒牌貨
+
+963
+00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,666
+經過多年努力
+
+964
+00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,875
+我差不多該退休了
+
+965
+00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:39,458
+所以不要再寄信給我了
+
+966
+00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,375
+不過別擔心,你們還是會得到禮物
+
+967
+00:48:45,875 --> 00:48:47,750
+(星球玩具)
+
+968
+00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:50,958
+我想要一個
+
+969
+00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,125
+我們星球玩具
+
+970
+00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:03,166
+努力帶給孩子最棒的佳節禮物
+
+971
+00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,583
+這些小帽子...
+
+972
+00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:09,000
+他們看到禮物就忍不住撲過去
+
+973
+00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:10,333
+星球玩具
+
+974
+00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:15,791
+最棒的是
+
+975
+00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,500
+你們不用表現得多乖
+或達到任何狗屁要求
+
+976
+00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:23,041
+只要爸媽付錢...
+
+977
+00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,666
+現金、信用卡、數位支付,付錢就行
+
+978
+00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,458
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+979
+00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:32,916
+所以想要玩具就到星球玩具吧
+
+980
+00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,291
+打八折,還不會道德勒索
+
+981
+00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,833
+是不是很棒?
+
+982
+00:49:37,916 --> 00:49:41,250
+就算你是小屁孩
+也可以盡情挑選任何想要的玩具
+
+983
+00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,166
+全世界有超過五千家店鋪
+
+984
+00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,833
+孩子們,你們還在等什麼?
+快啊,別再浪費一分一秒了
+
+985
+00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:51,750
+星球玩具,玩具的世界
+
+986
+00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:54,125
+看來我們知道要從哪找起了
+
+987
+00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:55,375
+我們去那家玩具店
+
+988
+00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:59,125
+小心,可能會有危險
+拉米和我去就好
+
+989
+00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:02,000
+要我們錯過這種冒險?休想
+
+990
+00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:03,708
+你不是說我們沒一起找事做嗎?
+
+991
+00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:07,375
+這正是培養父子感情的絕佳機會
+
+992
+00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,666
+- 好吧,但你們得聽我的指揮...
+- 帥呆了
+
+993
+00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,291
+- 我們來拯救聖誕節
+- 好耶!是時候散播歡樂了
+
+994
+00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:19,833
+我們要去北極找聖誕老人
+拯救聖誕節
+
+995
+00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,125
+這是我的,放手
+
+996
+00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,833
+- 喂!
+- 媽!
+
+997
+00:50:28,916 --> 00:50:31,750
+小心玩具,別弄髒
+
+998
+00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:36,916
+你要去哪?
+
+999
+00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,916
+放開我,女士
+
+1000
+00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,333
+棒極了
+
+1001
+00:50:46,416 --> 00:50:48,000
+太好了
+
+1002
+00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,000
+爸爸,看到了嗎?
+
+1003
+00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:53,583
+我最新的活動大獲成功
+我們都賣到缺貨了
+
+1004
+00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:58,250
+離聖誕節還有幾天
+這是不可原諒的缺乏計畫
+
+1005
+00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,833
+我50年來從沒發生過這種事
+
+1006
+00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,208
+放心,爸,我們今天下午會再補貨
+
+1007
+00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:06,250
+我們打破了銷售紀錄
+你不以我為榮嗎?
+
+1008
+00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,416
+以你為榮?
+
+1009
+00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,458
+等你像我一樣白手起家建立公司
+我就會以你為榮
+
+1010
+00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,708
+你所有的一切都要歸功於我
+
+1011
+00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,041
+為什麼我無論做什麼
+對你來說都不夠好?
+
+1012
+00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:20,166
+「為什麼我無論做什麼
+對你來說都不夠好?」
+
+1013
+00:51:20,666 --> 00:51:23,333
+你要是改行一定會是出色演員
+
+1014
+00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,250
+我還要搭飛機去阿爾卑斯山
+
+1015
+00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,791
+聖誕節過後再見
+
+1016
+00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:33,583
+安賽莫先生
+
+1017
+00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,416
+太成功了,女士
+我們接下來會進入上市名單
+
+1018
+00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:38,458
+你一定很興奮
+
+1019
+00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:39,666
+是
+
+1020
+00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,916
+我喜極而泣了
+
+1021
+00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:50,625
+- 新一批葛蕾妲在三號卸貨區
+- 午安
+
+1022
+00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,625
+工人們,動起來
+
+1023
+00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:55,958
+小心,我在搬貨,借過
+
+1024
+00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:57,041
+(暴躁精靈:拉米)
+
+1025
+00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:58,708
+借過
+
+1026
+00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:01,875
+你要去哪?
+
+1027
+00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,166
+你看起來很陌生
+
+1028
+00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:09,125
+你也是,我是工廠來的
+送新型暴躁精靈原型來了
+
+1029
+00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,791
+天啊,那玩意真醜
+
+1030
+00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,375
+甜茶先生,你嘴巴還真毒
+
+1031
+00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,083
+看看他
+
+1032
+00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:18,791
+好醜的臉
+
+1033
+00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:22,083
+那些皺紋、黑眼圈
+一定會嚇到小孩子
+
+1034
+00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:24,041
+我能打開仔細看看嗎?
+
+1035
+00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:27,375
+- 不行,這是易碎物,可能...
+- 我可以打開
+
+1036
+00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:29,500
+我看看
+
+1037
+00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:34,000
+- 耳朵看起來好真實
+- 黏得很牢
+
+1038
+00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,791
+你們不用去玩數獨之類的嗎?
+
+1039
+00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:39,083
+它什麼功能都沒有,電源鈕在哪?
+
+1040
+00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,708
+按鈕在哪?
+
+1041
+00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,375
+摸摸它的肚子
+
+1042
+00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,625
+小心,它發燙了
+
+1043
+00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:52,125
+- 它開機了
+- 靠,它搧了我一大巴掌
+
+1044
+00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:53,791
+好了,聰明人
+
+1045
+00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:56,125
+別玩了,不然會弄壞
+
+1046
+00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:58,250
+好吧,但這玩意一定會失敗
+
+1047
+00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,250
+- 是啦
+- 它看起來就像臭老頭
+
+1048
+00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:04,875
+(暴躁精靈:拉米)
+
+1049
+00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:10,666
+- 你知道該怎麼做
+- 是,快點
+
+1050
+00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,166
+我覺得孩子會喜歡這個,好可愛
+
+1051
+00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:24,083
+親愛的顧客,本店再幾分鐘就打烊了
+
+1052
+00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:26,666
+請往出口前進,謝謝
+
+1053
+00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,625
+計畫順利進行,走吧
+
+1054
+00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,791
+先生,我們要打烊了
+請往出口前進
+
+1055
+00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,166
+有夠考驗耐心
+
+1056
+00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:50,583
+先生!喂!
+
+1057
+00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,500
+先生
+
+1058
+00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,083
+快點,爸
+
+1059
+00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,166
+- 先生
+- 快走
+
+1060
+00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:57,916
+那邊
+
+1061
+00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,458
+好吧...
+
+1062
+00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:29,291
+- 我幾乎無法呼吸
+- 你為什麼不呼吸?
+
+1063
+00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,208
+因為這些泡棉球好臭
+
+1064
+00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,000
+爸,你身上有尿布
+
+1065
+00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:35,250
+噁心
+
+1066
+00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,833
+好了
+
+1067
+00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:41,083
+- 記得當年我們潛入...
+- 蜜亞,我們走
+
+1068
+00:54:42,291 --> 00:54:43,291
+等我
+
+1069
+00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,291
+- 那扇門
+- 等等我
+
+1070
+00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,583
+喂,很重要,密碼時間,知道嗎?
+
+1071
+00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,083
+喝一點點
+
+1072
+00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
+茴芹
+
+1073
+00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:07,166
+就說計畫很完美吧?
+
+1074
+00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,750
+那是你沒被穿制服的大猩猩搜身
+
+1075
+00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,666
+那是什麼味道?
+
+1076
+00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:15,375
+便便,快走,來吧
+
+1077
+00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,416
+- 這邊
+- 走吧
+
+1078
+00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:20,875
+- 往右
+- 小心,路卡斯
+
+1079
+00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:26,458
+好了,你一定很高興,對吧?
+
+1080
+00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:29,916
+我當年上的是機械課
+而不是電信課,那根本沒用
+
+1081
+00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
+你是傳說,拉菲塔
+你覺得這撐得住嗎?
+
+1082
+00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,708
+當然,我很專業
+
+1083
+00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:37,166
+我曾用餅乾盒打造過卡丁車
+
+1084
+00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,458
+那就快開始,拉菲塔,別拖了
+
+1085
+00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,833
+向右急轉
+
+1086
+00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:45,958
+拉菲塔,我快吐了
+
+1087
+00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:49,291
+店裡還有別人
+
+1088
+00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,791
+蜜亞,這很令人興奮吧?
+
+1089
+00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:57,125
+對吧?父子共度美好時光,對吧?
+
+1090
+00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:58,083
+是啊,爸
+
+1091
+00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:02,083
+聊夠了吧,我們要從哪開始調查?
+
+1092
+00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:05,375
+老闆叫甘黛拉伊利亞特
+我們可以從她的辦公室查起
+
+1093
+00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:07,791
+好主意,你既聰明又可...
+
+1094
+00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:08,916
+又什麼?
+
+1095
+00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:11,125
+又很會玩滑板
+
+1096
+00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,041
+「又很會玩滑板」
+
+1097
+00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:16,541
+吃醋啊?
+
+1098
+00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,125
+到了,頂樓
+
+1099
+00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:26,125
+好大的辦公室,老闆總是佔最大間的
+
+1100
+00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:29,583
+注意別打翻東西
+拉米,你很會搞破壞
+
+1101
+00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:32,625
+好,我們開始搜,你們兩個檢查電腦
+
+1102
+00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:36,958
+拉米,找最上面的抽屜
+我找下面的
+
+1103
+00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:39,916
+如果這是矮子玩笑,我現在沒心情
+
+1104
+00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,333
+抱歉,我不是那個意思,我們交換
+
+1105
+00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:46,666
+記住,別太大聲,知道嗎?
+
+1106
+00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:49,416
+爸!
+
+1107
+00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:52,000
+抱歉
+
+1108
+00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,333
+你們看
+
+1109
+00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:55,000
+(毛羅克薩達)
+
+1110
+00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:57,125
+就是他,那個冒牌貨
+
+1111
+00:56:57,208 --> 00:56:58,500
+真是多才多藝
+
+1112
+00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,083
+不重要,這證明聖誕老人在他們手上
+
+1113
+00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,416
+快躲起來
+
+1114
+00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,666
+躲進壁櫥
+
+1115
+00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,500
+蜜亞,等我
+
+1116
+00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,250
+什麼?這是怎麼回事?
+
+1117
+00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:22,041
+註記:賽巴斯蒂安,開除清潔工
+
+1118
+00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:24,791
+前提是我們真的有跟她簽約
+
+1119
+00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:32,166
+聖誕節真棒,別人花錢,我賺錢
+
+1120
+00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:37,166
+又打破一個銷售紀錄了
+
+1121
+00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,541
+女士
+
+1122
+00:57:39,625 --> 00:57:40,625
+怎麼了?
+
+1123
+00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,333
+有件事要告訴你,但請別生氣
+
+1124
+00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:44,958
+說
+
+1125
+00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:46,875
+聖誕老人不見了
+
+1126
+00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,875
+- 什麼?
+- 是,箱子不見了
+
+1127
+00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,833
+這可能毀掉我們的全盤計畫耶
+
+1128
+00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:54,750
+我發誓一定會在被人發現前找到他
+
+1129
+00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:57,750
+搞什麼...
+
+1130
+00:57:57,833 --> 00:58:00,666
+你好,我是資科專員馬諾羅
+
+1131
+00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,541
+剛才發生的事我一個字都沒聽到
+
+1132
+00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,916
+賽巴斯蒂安,我們被駭了
+
+1133
+00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,583
+馬諾羅?我們的資科人員叫安德雷
+
+1134
+00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:10,708
+對,是安德雷曼紐
+
+1135
+00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,041
+那些孩子是什麼人?
+
+1136
+00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,000
+- 賽巴斯蒂安,叫保全
+- 馬上辦
+
+1137
+00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:16,875
+- 保全,來辦公室
+- 不要!
+
+1138
+00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,125
+加油,賽巴斯蒂安
+
+1139
+00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,125
+這裡到底有多少人?
+
+1140
+00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:26,375
+這是擅闖民宅,他們是非法佔屋
+
+1141
+00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:30,291
+我們只是一家人
+有點不正常的一家人
+
+1142
+00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:32,083
+我們只想要...快跑!
+
+1143
+00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,083
+追上去,賽巴斯蒂安
+
+1144
+00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,708
+別丟下我一個人,賽巴斯蒂安
+
+1145
+00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:39,458
+走!
+
+1146
+00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,875
+- 快點
+- 我來了
+
+1147
+00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:49,958
+- 分頭逃跑
+- 喂
+
+1148
+00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:51,291
+- 往右
+- 快
+
+1149
+00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:53,250
+- 蜜亞,那邊
+- 路卡斯,這邊
+
+1150
+00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:56,958
+- 這邊,班比諾
+- 追上去
+
+1151
+00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:01,291
+賽巴斯蒂安,你繼續,我跑不動了
+
+1152
+00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:15,166
+媽媽...
+
+1153
+00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,958
+小娃娃!
+
+1154
+00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:33,375
+小娃娃?
+
+1155
+00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:42,250
+嘻嘻
+
+1156
+00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:44,375
+再見
+
+1157
+00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:50,333
+你看
+
+1158
+00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,250
+這邊
+
+1159
+00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:53,625
+喂
+
+1160
+00:59:58,375 --> 00:59:59,500
+放開我,放手
+
+1161
+00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:02,500
+老闆!我抓到一個了!
+
+1162
+01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:03,916
+放開我
+
+1163
+01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,166
+放開他
+
+1164
+01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,458
+路卡斯,這邊
+
+1165
+01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:21,708
+來了
+
+1166
+01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,000
+我們可以從那邊出去
+
+1167
+01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:35,500
+薩瓦?
+
+1168
+01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,833
+- 拉菲塔
+- 我找到了聖誕老人
+
+1169
+01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:40,750
+他在這裡
+他們為了破壞聖誕節就把他鎖起來
+
+1170
+01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,666
+拉菲塔,你的駕照是誰發的?
+
+1171
+01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,458
+你是在開什麼玩笑?
+
+1172
+01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,000
+不是玩笑,他就在這裡
+
+1173
+01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,416
+放我出去
+
+1174
+01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:54,375
+真可憐
+
+1175
+01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:58,041
+蜜亞
+
+1176
+01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:02,000
+看來聖誕節的存亡掌握在我們手中了
+
+1177
+01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:04,708
+喂
+
+1178
+01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:06,958
+小心點,這是怎樣?
+
+1179
+01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:09,666
+你們打算對我們怎樣?
+我明天還要上班耶
+
+1180
+01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:13,333
+- 你真的在平安夜還要上班?
+- 拉蒙辛是慣老闆
+
+1181
+01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:15,541
+- 我跟你說過那小子...
+- 安靜!
+
+1182
+01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,250
+但願你們不會暈船
+
+1183
+01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:21,875
+因為你們要遠渡重洋
+去我們的雅加達工廠
+
+1184
+01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:25,666
+你的計畫太瘋狂了
+你是絕對騙不了小朋友的
+
+1185
+01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,458
+小朋友有純潔的靈魂
+
+1186
+01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:30,500
+他們永遠都能看出
+誰才是真正的聖誕老人
+
+1187
+01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:35,041
+我家世代都靠那些純潔靈魂討生活
+
+1188
+01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:39,291
+我能向你們保證
+他們是地球上最蠢的生物
+
+1189
+01:01:39,791 --> 01:01:40,625
+關門
+
+1190
+01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,791
+對了,還有一件事
+
+1191
+01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,666
+以防沒機會再見,先祝你們佳節快樂
+
+1192
+01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,583
+佳節快樂
+
+1193
+01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:57,041
+- 她還真有種
+- 她很邪惡
+
+1194
+01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,000
+他們快把我笑死了
+
+1195
+01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:00,791
+不敢相信
+
+1196
+01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,208
+沒搞錯吧?又出這種事?
+
+1197
+01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:08,458
+喂,這次不是我的錯
+
+1198
+01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:11,166
+- 他說得對,是薩瓦的錯
+- 你說什麼?
+
+1199
+01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:13,666
+要是你跟我一起搶劫
+我們絕對不會被抓
+
+1200
+01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:16,958
+從良怎麼會是我的錯?
+去跟那個被關在裡面的人說
+
+1201
+01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:19,708
+最糟的是北極現在有個瘋子
+
+1202
+01:02:19,791 --> 01:02:23,041
+到處使喚精靈,操弄聖誕節
+
+1203
+01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,916
+不對,最糟的是
+我們把蜜亞和路卡斯拖下水
+
+1204
+01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,416
+誰知道他們現在在哪...
+
+1205
+01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,166
+天啊,老兄
+
+1206
+01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:31,791
+路卡斯!
+
+1207
+01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:33,833
+- 爸!
+- 拉菲塔,你好嗎?
+
+1208
+01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,708
+你還好嗎?
+
+1209
+01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:36,875
+就知道你還愛我
+
+1210
+01:02:36,958 --> 01:02:38,791
+是啦,不過你小聲點
+
+1211
+01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:40,625
+這傢伙是誰?
+
+1212
+01:02:40,708 --> 01:02:42,458
+這是我的好兄弟羅洛
+
+1213
+01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,916
+- 羅洛穆西戈羅
+- 對
+
+1214
+01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,541
+他把我們嚇得半死,不過很值得
+
+1215
+01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,083
+他瞬間就把卡車打開了
+
+1216
+01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:50,041
+比市長的兄弟開的後門還多
+
+1217
+01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:53,916
+閒聊到此為止
+我們必須救出聖誕老人,離開這裡
+
+1218
+01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,208
+謝謝,小姐
+
+1219
+01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:58,666
+我不認識你
+但你似乎是這群人中唯一的聰明人
+
+1220
+01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:02,958
+不可能,這個鎖要開鎖大師才能撬開
+
+1221
+01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,458
+好吧,我來開,但有一個條件
+
+1222
+01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:11,250
+裡面的東西歸我
+
+1223
+01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:14,708
+不行,那是竊盜,我們現在是乖孩子
+
+1224
+01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,875
+薩瓦,拜託,廢話少說
+讓他打開,隨便他搜刮
+
+1225
+01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:29,500
+嗬嗬嗬,綁架絕對無法阻止聖誕老人
+
+1226
+01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:32,583
+我回來了,他們最好給我做好準備
+
+1227
+01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:38,208
+一定會有趣,一定會有愛
+
+1228
+01:03:38,291 --> 01:03:40,583
+壁爐旁述說美妙故事
+
+1229
+01:03:40,666 --> 01:03:45,500
+美妙人生,哎呀,聖誕節快到了
+
+1230
+01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:50,333
+又怎麼了?有聽過敲門嗎?
+沒看到我在忙嗎?
+
+1231
+01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:51,416
+對不起
+
+1232
+01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,000
+我們的卡車到哪了?
+
+1233
+01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:55,166
+應該已經啟航了,女士,請放心
+
+1234
+01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:58,375
+可以的話,我要回家陪母親了
+
+1235
+01:03:58,458 --> 01:04:00,333
+平安夜是我們最愛的夜晚
+
+1236
+01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:03,000
+只有我們兩個,但她會煮一大堆
+
+1237
+01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,375
+這個問題我無法體會
+
+1238
+01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:07,291
+別告訴我你都一個人吃晚餐!
+
+1239
+01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:10,208
+來跟我們一起吃晚餐
+我媽做的烤肉簡直是傳奇
+
+1240
+01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:12,333
+然後我們三個可以玩拼字遊戲
+
+1241
+01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,625
+不!
+
+1242
+01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:15,125
+好吧,那就玩大富翁
+
+1243
+01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,583
+拜託哦
+
+1244
+01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:20,916
+我們的卡車怎麼停在那?
+
+1245
+01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,208
+門都打開了
+
+1246
+01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:24,958
+快走
+
+1247
+01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:28,416
+- 說話啊,賽巴斯蒂安
+- 羅洛
+
+1248
+01:04:32,541 --> 01:04:36,500
+沒用的傢伙,我身邊盡是沒用的傢伙
+
+1249
+01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:43,500
+好,所有人都冷靜
+
+1250
+01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:46,333
+這不會毀掉我的勝利
+
+1251
+01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:50,416
+沒有人能阻止不可避免的事
+
+1252
+01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,916
+別再丟石頭了,石頭腦
+
+1253
+01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,916
+已經沒了,好嗎?我沒石頭了
+
+1254
+01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,125
+真正的聖誕老人耶
+
+1255
+01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:21,250
+沒錯,貨真價實
+別像這傢伙接受冒牌貨
+
+1256
+01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:25,125
+真不敢相信,三百年來一帆風順
+
+1257
+01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:28,000
+今年我們將要下台負責
+
+1258
+01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:29,583
+不是我們,是你
+
+1259
+01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,666
+沒想到你竟然被半吊子演員騙了
+
+1260
+01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:34,375
+我們必須想辦法
+
+1261
+01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:36,625
+在平安夜晚餐前回到北極
+
+1262
+01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:40,833
+沒救了,這是我有生以來第一次
+
+1263
+01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,041
+要讓孩子們失望了
+
+1264
+01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,833
+魯道夫,我怎麼可能不放棄?
+
+1265
+01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541
+我什麼都沒了!
+
+1266
+01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,375
+沒雪橇,只有...
+
+1267
+01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,000
+一個暴躁精靈,兩個情緒多變的少年
+
+1268
+01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,125
+一個獨臂人,以及薩瓦
+
+1269
+01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:01,041
+他偏偏挑今年當乖孩子
+
+1270
+01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,750
+到底是要乖還不乖?下定決心吧
+
+1271
+01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,833
+看吧,就說這沒意義了
+
+1272
+01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:12,000
+等等,你說得對,魯道夫,你是天才
+
+1273
+01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,083
+什麼?
+
+1274
+01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:16,833
+你爸打造的改造雪橇
+我們可以用那個
+
+1275
+01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:18,833
+就是這樣
+
+1276
+01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,458
+拉菲塔,東西在哪?
+
+1277
+01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,000
+拉菲塔...
+
+1278
+01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:27,750
+你沒報廢掉吧?
+
+1279
+01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,958
+報廢掉?我
+
+1280
+01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,208
+絕對不可能
+
+1281
+01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,041
+我是賣掉了
+
+1282
+01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,125
+沒關係,不管是誰買的
+
+1283
+01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:41,375
+一定是會借給我們的好人,沒問題
+
+1284
+01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,333
+當然,完全沒問題
+
+1285
+01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,625
+如果你們急用雪橇車
+
+1286
+01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,875
+儘管拿去用,沒什麼大不了的
+
+1287
+01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:51,166
+天啊,太棒了,非常感謝
+
+1288
+01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,500
+不是,白癡,這是生意
+
+1289
+01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,916
+做交易,天才
+
+1290
+01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,875
+堅定立場,要值回票價
+
+1291
+01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:59,541
+快聖誕節了,是聖誕老人需要
+
+1292
+01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,833
+別看我,我退休了
+
+1293
+01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:04,333
+現在老闆是拉蒙辛,這傢伙沒心沒肺
+
+1294
+01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:08,083
+他就像華爾街的鯊魚,就差油頭而已
+
+1295
+01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:09,083
+付錢!
+
+1296
+01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:11,833
+- 拉蒙,我就明說了...
+- 別跟我說,老闆是他
+
+1297
+01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,750
+老闆是我
+
+1298
+01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:17,208
+聽著,拉蒙辛
+把雪橇借我們,不然我就辭職
+
+1299
+01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:18,125
+你說什麼?
+
+1300
+01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:20,750
+- 再也沒有每天的三明治了
+- 什麼?
+
+1301
+01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:25,791
+我們身為技師的傑作
+
+1302
+01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:30,416
+薩瓦莫里納,你這個天才
+拉菲塔,太棒了
+
+1303
+01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:32,666
+好了...
+
+1304
+01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,750
+夠了...
+
+1305
+01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,291
+你的口水沾到我了,住手
+
+1306
+01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:38,208
+好,我們來幫它調整一下
+
+1307
+01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,791
+好
+
+1308
+01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,416
+出局
+
+1309
+01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:46,916
+好
+
+1310
+01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,416
+女士
+
+1311
+01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,250
+你得看看這個
+
+1312
+01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,333
+小朋友大家好
+
+1313
+01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:58,750
+我是聖誕老人,有重大消息要宣布
+
+1314
+01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,833
+廣告上那個人是假冒的
+
+1315
+01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:03,125
+不!
+
+1316
+01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:07,541
+我絕對不會對世人說那麼可怕的訊息
+
+1317
+01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:13,375
+拍那支廣告的是一個殘忍無良公司
+
+1318
+01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:14,875
+星球玩具
+
+1319
+01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:18,125
+為了賺錢而綁架我
+
+1320
+01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:22,083
+看來他們忘了真正的聖誕精神
+
+1321
+01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:27,750
+不...
+
+1322
+01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:31,625
+所以別忘了寄信過來
+
+1323
+01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:35,708
+我會如往常一樣在這裡
+讓你們的夢想成真
+
+1324
+01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,083
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+1325
+01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,000
+這一定會在社群媒體上爆紅
+
+1326
+01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:08,791
+從黎明到黃昏,我們做玩具
+
+1327
+01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:13,208
+我們的精力正在快速消耗
+
+1328
+01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:17,291
+我們快沒力了
+
+1329
+01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:21,333
+再這樣下去,我們就完了
+
+1330
+01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,041
+喂?
+
+1331
+01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:31,250
+毛羅,快關掉工坊,離開那裡
+聖誕老人逃跑了,他往你那邊去了
+
+1332
+01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:36,333
+什麼?我不要因為假聖誕老人逃亡
+就離開我的家
+
+1333
+01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:37,791
+你在說什麼?
+
+1334
+01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:41,583
+你不是聖誕老人
+你是應該去當服務生的過氣演員
+
+1335
+01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:45,333
+過氣?你才過氣?你爸會以你為恥
+
+1336
+01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,000
+我終於找到了人生中的要角
+
+1337
+01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:51,083
+誰都不能讓我放棄,知道嗎?
+
+1338
+01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:52,250
+誰都不行!
+
+1339
+01:09:56,291 --> 01:09:57,333
+你們看什麼看?
+
+1340
+01:09:58,875 --> 01:09:59,916
+回去工作
+
+1341
+01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,625
+來吧,我們提起勁
+
+1342
+01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:09,708
+我得為我的大場面做準備
+
+1343
+01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,083
+一切都完了
+
+1344
+01:10:14,166 --> 01:10:15,458
+我爸說得對
+
+1345
+01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,250
+女士...
+
+1346
+01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,875
+我沒用,我永遠不夠好
+
+1347
+01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,333
+別說這種話
+
+1348
+01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:27,208
+你聰明、敏銳、有創意、有效率...
+
+1349
+01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,500
+我一直都愛著你
+
+1350
+01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:33,125
+不可能
+
+1351
+01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:35,083
+不可能
+
+1352
+01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,833
+我知道我配不上你
+
+1353
+01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:39,166
+安靜,你看
+
+1354
+01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,625
+他們都拿玩具來退貨了
+
+1355
+01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,250
+- 我們得離開這裡
+- 對
+
+1356
+01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:52,750
+不要,拜託,別這樣
+
+1357
+01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,583
+禿鷹!
+
+1358
+01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:03,875
+別激動,請冷靜,先給收據,各位
+
+1359
+01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,875
+魯道夫已經拴在車上了
+
+1360
+01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:11,625
+好,快點,沒時間浪費了
+
+1361
+01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:13,833
+你應該會需要這個
+
+1362
+01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:20,250
+拉米,你是世界上最棒的精靈領班
+
+1363
+01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,333
+天啊,那是什麼?
+
+1364
+01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:25,958
+那是魔法門
+
+1365
+01:11:26,041 --> 01:11:29,500
+精靈就是靠那個把禮物從工坊送過來
+
+1366
+01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:33,666
+如果現在開啟了
+就表示我們時間不多了
+
+1367
+01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:39,750
+- 帥呆了
+- 都是精靈耶
+
+1368
+01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:41,250
+你們好
+
+1369
+01:11:43,416 --> 01:11:45,583
+我一定要看看,我進去囉
+
+1370
+01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:47,916
+那個女孩在做什麼?
+
+1371
+01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
+我們不能讓她單獨面對那個瘋子
+
+1372
+01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:52,750
+萬一她出事,家長會一定會宰了我
+
+1373
+01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:53,791
+蜜亞,等等我
+
+1374
+01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,250
+不要!等等我
+
+1375
+01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:56,708
+薩瓦,你不能下去
+
+1376
+01:11:56,791 --> 01:12:00,458
+拜託,薩瓦,要是大人能穿過傳送門
+
+1377
+01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:03,583
+我難道不會自己過去抓那個騙子?
+
+1378
+01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:09,291
+只有純潔的心加上身高150公分以下
+
+1379
+01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,375
+才能穿過傳送門
+
+1380
+01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:18,625
+別再說矮子笑話了
+
+1381
+01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:22,166
+反正每次都是我在救你們
+
+1382
+01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,833
+別抱怨了,進去
+
+1383
+01:12:23,916 --> 01:12:25,416
+小心!
+
+1384
+01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:29,208
+酷哦,都是精靈
+
+1385
+01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,666
+你們好
+
+1386
+01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:31,833
+他們是我朋友
+
+1387
+01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,125
+安靜,他在附近
+
+1388
+01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:36,208
+快點,他脾氣很暴躁
+
+1389
+01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:40,041
+走,不能讓毛羅看到我們
+
+1390
+01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:41,583
+或許他覺得自己長大了
+
+1391
+01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,375
+但我不會把兒子一個人丟在北極
+
+1392
+01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,791
+我也不會丟下我的好兄弟
+
+1393
+01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:49,250
+我就知道你們靠得住,朋友們
+
+1394
+01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,666
+好,我們來看看魯道夫行不行
+
+1395
+01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:54,125
+我的老弟什麼都能應付
+
+1396
+01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:57,250
+走吧,我們還有聖誕節要拯救,駕!
+
+1397
+01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:03,500
+好,你們或許能蒙混過關
+
+1398
+01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,041
+我可不敢確定,感覺有點荒唐
+
+1399
+01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:07,791
+我覺得你看起來很棒
+
+1400
+01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:10,250
+好,就這麼辦
+
+1401
+01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,125
+你覺得行得通嗎?
+
+1402
+01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:15,291
+我在精靈潘趣酒加的料
+都足夠迷暈五頭馴鹿了
+
+1403
+01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:19,916
+而且那傢伙喝了不少
+
+1404
+01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:24,166
+等等,你們少了最後的畫龍點睛
+
+1405
+01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:36,666
+真正的精靈一定要有尖耳朵
+
+1406
+01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:40,208
+這些是頂級貨
+
+1407
+01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:48,416
+我是世界之王
+
+1408
+01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:52,750
+老爺,還要精靈潘趣酒嗎?
+
+1409
+01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:56,208
+有看到這些國家嗎?
+
+1410
+01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:57,875
+有看到整個世界嗎?
+
+1411
+01:13:57,958 --> 01:14:01,666
+今晚全球都在看我
+
+1412
+01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:05,208
+當然,老爺,那你最好多補充水分
+
+1413
+01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:06,375
+要再來點潘趣酒嗎?
+
+1414
+01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:10,208
+我好喜歡,我可以泡在精靈潘趣酒裡
+
+1415
+01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:11,291
+來吧,請喝
+
+1416
+01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:13,416
+可是我已經喝太多了,不該再喝了
+
+1417
+01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:16,750
+當然要喝,現在是平安夜,慶祝一下
+
+1418
+01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:17,666
+喝吧
+
+1419
+01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:19,625
+你剛才破音嗎?
+
+1420
+01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:22,125
+你們兩個是新來的吧?
+
+1421
+01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:34,666
+我們得悄悄行動,走
+
+1422
+01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,541
+這個瘋子幹了什麼好事?
+
+1423
+01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:46,916
+不可思議,我以為聖誕工坊不是真的
+
+1424
+01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,416
+就像白宮一樣
+
+1425
+01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:52,166
+拉菲塔,你的存在證明了
+世界容得下所有人,專心點
+
+1426
+01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:57,583
+你在哪?給我出來,冒牌貨
+
+1427
+01:14:58,083 --> 01:14:59,041
+給我出來!
+
+1428
+01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,083
+- 聖誕老人
+- 救救我們,救我們出去
+
+1429
+01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:06,041
+我的小精靈
+
+1430
+01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,541
+哎喲...
+
+1431
+01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,375
+看看是誰來了,過氣老人
+
+1432
+01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:19,750
+你這個騙子
+怎麼會有人把你誤認為我?
+
+1433
+01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,041
+我精壯多了
+
+1434
+01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:23,958
+你的暴政現在結束了!
+
+1435
+01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,458
+滾出我的工坊
+
+1436
+01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,708
+這現在是我的家了
+
+1437
+01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:34,333
+我當的聖誕老人
+是你一輩子都趕不上的,胖子
+
+1438
+01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:38,458
+胖子?多虧了我
+我們才能生活在更友善的世界
+
+1439
+01:15:38,541 --> 01:15:41,708
+多虧了我,我們有更健康的淨利率
+
+1440
+01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:43,208
+我比較歡樂
+
+1441
+01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:44,875
+我比較有效率
+
+1442
+01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,166
+我的慷慨舉世聞名
+
+1443
+01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:51,166
+我也是啊
+其實我還準備了小禮物要給你
+
+1444
+01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,833
+這邊!
+
+1445
+01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:55,625
+- 我們在這
+- 救我們出去
+
+1446
+01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:56,875
+- 爸!
+- 這邊!
+
+1447
+01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,208
+- 這邊
+- 這邊
+
+1448
+01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,291
+路卡斯!蜜亞!
+
+1449
+01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,208
+拉米!
+
+1450
+01:16:01,416 --> 01:16:04,666
+你真以為我會蠢到注意不到嗎?
+
+1451
+01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,208
+不過潘趣酒還是很好喝
+
+1452
+01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:09,250
+但我不會輕易倒下
+
+1453
+01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:11,000
+天啊,他怎麼還能站著?
+
+1454
+01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,500
+放我們出去
+
+1455
+01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:15,291
+抱歉,孩子,但我需要找個保險
+
+1456
+01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:17,291
+放開我兒子,不然我就揍扁你
+
+1457
+01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:20,666
+別激動,我是瘋子,我知道
+
+1458
+01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,208
+要是有人敢靠近...
+
+1459
+01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:23,458
+怎樣?
+
+1460
+01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:24,916
+什麼怎樣?
+
+1461
+01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,750
+要是有人敢靠近,你要怎樣?
+把話說完啊
+
+1462
+01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:33,041
+天啊,拉菲塔
+想也知道,他會傷害孩子們
+
+1463
+01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,791
+你真的會那麼做嗎?
+
+1464
+01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:35,708
+當然
+
+1465
+01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,041
+- 真是禽獸
+- 退後
+
+1466
+01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:40,000
+- 哎唷
+- 我想看你倒下
+
+1467
+01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:44,000
+- 只能留下一個人
+- 對,就是我
+
+1468
+01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:52,291
+- 爸
+- 路卡斯!蜜亞!
+
+1469
+01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,208
+小心
+
+1470
+01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,833
+不...
+
+1471
+01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:59,083
+喂,別勉強,大哥
+
+1472
+01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:07,791
+冒牌貨
+
+1473
+01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,291
+趁現在,不,等等
+
+1474
+01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,750
+後退
+
+1475
+01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:35,541
+你完了,你沒料到我花了三年時間
+
+1476
+01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,958
+在觀光遊輪上扮演海盜
+
+1477
+01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:39,208
+很好
+
+1478
+01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:42,250
+但你忘了我會魔法
+
+1479
+01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:44,833
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+1480
+01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:49,875
+投降吧
+
+1481
+01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:54,250
+是,沒問題,聖誕老人,別傷害我
+
+1482
+01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:56,125
+都是那個賣玩具女士的錯
+
+1483
+01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:58,000
+我只是想要拿到一個角色而已
+
+1484
+01:17:58,083 --> 01:18:00,875
+拜託,行行好原諒我吧
+
+1485
+01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:04,375
+好吧,我原諒你,站起來,毛羅
+
+1486
+01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,583
+看吧,同情心是最強大的武器
+
+1487
+01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:10,250
+不!小心!
+
+1488
+01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:14,708
+不!
+
+1489
+01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,583
+不!
+
+1490
+01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,041
+別動!
+
+1491
+01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:26,041
+你也是
+
+1492
+01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:27,500
+你也是
+
+1493
+01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:29,208
+射他,爸
+
+1494
+01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:30,708
+射誰?
+
+1495
+01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:31,666
+走開
+
+1496
+01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,208
+薩瓦,你怎麼能認不出我?
+
+1497
+01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,375
+我是正牌聖誕老人
+
+1498
+01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:37,666
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+1499
+01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,166
+不對,我才是正牌聖誕老人
+
+1500
+01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,583
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+1501
+01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:44,666
+太難了,他們就連笑聲都一樣
+
+1502
+01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:48,666
+問他們只有正牌聖誕老人才知道的事
+
+1503
+01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:51,875
+路卡斯今年在聖誕信中要求什麼?
+
+1504
+01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,250
+我知道
+
+1505
+01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,291
+逮到你了
+
+1506
+01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,291
+搞啥...
+
+1507
+01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:00,125
+我的手臂動彈不得了,你這個瘋子
+
+1508
+01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:03,208
+你中了我的圈套,路卡斯今年沒寫信
+
+1509
+01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:06,458
+- 不是,爸,我有寫
+- 你是在開玩笑吧?
+
+1510
+01:19:06,541 --> 01:19:09,208
+就...我還是相信聖誕老人
+
+1511
+01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:12,541
+謝謝你,路卡斯
+很高興知道還能指望你
+
+1512
+01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:13,958
+- 廢物,再見囉
+- 他要跑了
+
+1513
+01:19:16,333 --> 01:19:20,125
+下次見,寶貝,我一定會狠狠報仇
+
+1514
+01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:21,875
+讓他去吧
+
+1515
+01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:25,750
+今年北極熊很餓
+他連十分鐘都撐不過
+
+1516
+01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:27,000
+- 走吧
+- 好
+
+1517
+01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:28,333
+- 走吧
+- 快
+
+1518
+01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:29,250
+爸
+
+1519
+01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,250
+- 精靈!
+- 爸!
+
+1520
+01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:36,500
+路卡斯!蜜亞!
+
+1521
+01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:40,208
+等等,這些分身搞得我腦袋不清了
+
+1522
+01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:41,875
+我怎麼知道你爸真的是你爸?
+
+1523
+01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:45,125
+- 你是白癡,你知道嗎?
+- 看來真的是他
+
+1524
+01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,041
+沒時間慶祝了
+
+1525
+01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:50,916
+現在是平安夜
+那些玩具可不會自己送出去
+
+1526
+01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,208
+我們今年絕對趕不上
+
+1527
+01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,250
+你忘了一件事,今年我們有兩輛雪橇
+
+1528
+01:19:57,958 --> 01:19:59,291
+薩瓦
+
+1529
+01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:01,708
+你真的是我的救星
+
+1530
+01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:04,750
+嗬嗬嗬
+
+1531
+01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,500
+帥呆了
+
+1532
+01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:19,166
+我能駕駛嗎?可以嗎?
+
+1533
+01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:22,750
+拉菲塔,乖一點
+還是你要留在這?
+
+1534
+01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:26,375
+薩瓦,你來選,南半球還北半球?
+
+1535
+01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:28,958
+南半球,那裡比較暖和
+
+1536
+01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,500
+各位,幫我們加油
+
+1537
+01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:34,125
+清理那些煙囪...
+
+1538
+01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:36,583
+我喜歡他們唱歌的樣子
+
+1539
+01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:38,416
+我比較喜歡他們安靜
+
+1540
+01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,208
+駕!
+
+1541
+01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:46,666
+- 再見
+- 玩得開心點
+
+1542
+01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:47,750
+準備好了嗎?
+
+1543
+01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:48,666
+- 出發
+- 好了
+
+1544
+01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:50,083
+那就出發吧
+
+1545
+01:20:54,958 --> 01:20:58,708
+好晚了,我從來沒這麼落後進度過
+
+1546
+01:20:58,791 --> 01:21:01,125
+那就全速前進
+聖誕老人,空中沒有速限
+
+1547
+01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:03,625
+你真奇葩,拉菲塔,但你說得對
+
+1548
+01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:04,541
+衝吧
+
+1549
+01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:10,083
+- 只剩四小時了,爸
+- 天啊,壓力好大,快點
+
+1550
+01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,125
+別擔心,沒事的,我爸是專業飛行員
+
+1551
+01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:16,541
+誰說我怕了,這實在帥呆了
+
+1552
+01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:18,333
+全速前進
+
+1553
+01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:19,583
+衝啊
+
+1554
+01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,958
+慢下來
+
+1555
+01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,708
+拉菲塔,巴黎到了,找精靈拿禮物
+
+1556
+01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:26,625
+來了,聖誕老人
+
+1557
+01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:29,375
+你好
+
+1558
+01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,500
+巴黎
+
+1559
+01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,250
+巴黎
+
+1560
+01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:37,375
+慢下來
+
+1561
+01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:40,000
+突尼西亞,你一定會喜歡這個
+
+1562
+01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:42,583
+好酷哦
+
+1563
+01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:50,000
+- 還剩兩小時
+- 那就飛吧
+
+1564
+01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:58,625
+拉菲塔,換你
+
+1565
+01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:01,083
+我是聖誕老人,嗬嗬嗬
+
+1566
+01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,708
+不要,別頭下腳上
+
+1567
+01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:03,875
+智利!
+
+1568
+01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:05,458
+好
+
+1569
+01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:06,708
+下一個
+
+1570
+01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:09,583
+布宜諾斯艾利斯!
+
+1571
+01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:10,833
+聖塔菲!
+
+1572
+01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:12,333
+科連特斯!
+
+1573
+01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:15,125
+我們去俄國,拉菲塔
+
+1574
+01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:18,375
+- 他們的沙拉很好吃
+- 是,但我的不要加豌豆
+
+1575
+01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,083
+那是什麼?
+
+1576
+01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:22,875
+- 是鳥嗎?
+- 是飛機
+
+1577
+01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,208
+不是,是他們兩個
+
+1578
+01:22:25,291 --> 01:22:26,625
+- 是薩瓦
+- 什麼?
+
+1579
+01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,000
+他衝過來了
+
+1580
+01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,375
+小心...
+
+1581
+01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:31,958
+- 小心
+- 爬升,聖誕老人
+
+1582
+01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,166
+天啊
+
+1583
+01:22:48,875 --> 01:22:52,000
+精靈!哈薩克的禮物!
+
+1584
+01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:58,083
+- 爸,進去
+- 換你
+
+1585
+01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:00,458
+不要,誰知道煙囪盡頭會是什麼
+
+1586
+01:23:00,541 --> 01:23:03,166
+- 膽小鬼...
+- 膽小鬼...
+
+1587
+01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,791
+好啦,我下去
+
+1588
+01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,791
+拉菲塔!舊金山的禮物!
+
+1589
+01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:15,416
+其實你們可以拉我一把
+
+1590
+01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,750
+快點,聖誕老人
+
+1591
+01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:18,916
+脫下帽子
+
+1592
+01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,500
+我們是要送禮物,不是要拿走
+
+1593
+01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:26,750
+聖誕快樂!
+
+1594
+01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:28,000
+開羅
+
+1595
+01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:29,541
+杜拜
+
+1596
+01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,666
+伊斯坦堡
+
+1597
+01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:34,125
+斯里蘭卡
+
+1598
+01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,875
+- 塔馬哈
+- 奇烏雷,聖保羅
+
+1599
+01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,000
+哥多華
+
+1600
+01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:43,458
+- 好耶
+- 好耶,我們成功了
+
+1601
+01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:46,875
+又一年讓每個孩子都有禮物了
+
+1602
+01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:49,833
+天啊,真是精采的一晚
+
+1603
+01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:51,833
+謝啦,聖誕老人
+
+1604
+01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:56,750
+你能喜歡就好
+要是沒有你們,絕不可能成功
+
+1605
+01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:59,666
+是,我在想
+
+1606
+01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,041
+我知道我年紀有點大,手臂也廢了
+
+1607
+01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,250
+但我可以當你的精靈嗎?
+
+1608
+01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:06,916
+- 不要,拉菲塔
+- 好吧
+
+1609
+01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:09,958
+精靈?幹嘛當精靈?
+
+1610
+01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:12,333
+你不只是精靈
+
+1611
+01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,041
+你是我的朋友
+
+1612
+01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:16,375
+駕!魯道夫
+
+1613
+01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:17,291
+駕!
+
+1614
+01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:20,583
+聖誕快樂!
+
+1615
+01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:23,458
+來吧
+
+1616
+01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,416
+停...
+
+1617
+01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:32,208
+蜜亞,希望你玩得開心
+也希望你爸媽不會生氣
+
+1618
+01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:34,541
+放心,他們知道我有人照顧
+
+1619
+01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:36,458
+- 那就好
+- 謝謝
+
+1620
+01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:39,375
+- 路卡斯
+- 去啊
+
+1621
+01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,958
+- 什麼?
+- 她在叫你
+
+1622
+01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:43,000
+- 喔
+- 去吧
+
+1623
+01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,125
+來了
+
+1624
+01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:48,791
+爸
+
+1625
+01:24:49,541 --> 01:24:52,541
+謝啦,路卡斯
+今天是我人生中最美好的一天
+
+1626
+01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,875
+對了,你沒說你在信上寫了什麼
+
+1627
+01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:59,083
+呃...那個...
+
+1628
+01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,708
+就一般那些嘛
+
+1629
+01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,625
+一件T恤和一個電玩遊戲
+
+1630
+01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:08,458
+沒必要說謊,聖誕老人跟我說了
+
+1631
+01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:22,208
+再見
+
+1632
+01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,166
+爸
+
+1633
+01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:27,250
+- 我好興奮啊
+- 兒子,我好為你高興
+
+1634
+01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,625
+- 再見
+- 出發
+
+1635
+01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,000
+回家囉
+
+1636
+01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,458
+等等,有件事沒道理
+
+1637
+01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:17,166
+我們花了一整晚到處送禮物
+
+1638
+01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:19,708
+自己卻什麼都沒有
+
+1639
+01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,333
+我們一起度過了一段時光啊
+
+1640
+01:26:21,416 --> 01:26:22,416
+沒錯,爸
+
+1641
+01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,541
+那是什麼?
+
+1642
+01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:27,083
+給你們兩個的驚喜
+
+1643
+01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:30,458
+兒子,我說真的,你沒必要送我東西
+
+1644
+01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,708
+我只要知道你愛我就心滿意...
+
+1645
+01:26:33,791 --> 01:26:36,375
+天啊,是手足球檯耶,好酷
+
+1646
+01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:38,833
+酷吧?來,我要踢了
+
+1647
+01:26:38,916 --> 01:26:40,083
+來吧
+
+1648
+01:26:41,416 --> 01:26:44,166
+- 上啊
+- 輸的人要對上我的獨臂
+
+1649
+01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,250
+好
+
+1650
+01:26:46,791 --> 01:26:48,333
+- 得分
+- 不!
+
+1651
+01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:53,333
+換你
+
+1652
+01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:56,291
+好,我還是在看膩前先加入好了
+
+1653
+01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,041
+就是這樣,來吧
+
+1654
+01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:00,458
+- 得分
+- 好耶
+
+1655
+01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,041
+我在想...
+
+1656
+01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:04,833
+我知道我年紀有點大,手臂也廢了
+
+1657
+01:27:04,916 --> 01:27:06,208
+但我可以當你的精靈嗎?
+
+1658
+01:27:06,291 --> 01:27:08,583
+精靈?幹嘛當精靈?
+
+1659
+01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:10,958
+你不只是精靈
+
+1660
+01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:13,041
+你是我的朋友
+
+1661
+01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:16,916
+其實...這只是大家常說的客套話
+
+1662
+01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,791
+那小子需要一個父親般的人
+
+1663
+01:27:20,875 --> 01:27:22,500
+誰比我更適合呢?
+
+1664
+01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:31,791
+拜託,你們不只是那樣
+
+1665
+01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:33,041
+你們是...
+
+1666
+01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:34,041
+我的家人
+
+1667
+01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:37,916
+你對每個人都那麼說
+
+1668
+01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,833
+真有你的,拉米,落井下石
+
+1669
+01:27:40,916 --> 01:27:42,791
+你是不是忘了什麼事?
+
+1670
+01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,208
+對!當然!
+
+1671
+01:27:46,291 --> 01:27:48,041
+開始狂歡囉
+
+1672
+01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:24,083
+又一年,又一次聖誕大成功
+全都要歸功於我
+
+1673
+01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,541
+是「我們」
+
+1674
+01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:28,625
+拜託,有必要雞蛋裡挑骨頭嗎?
+
+1675
+01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,958
+你每次都獨佔所有功勞
+
+1676
+01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:35,000
+拉米,別這麼愛發牢騷
+幫我倒一點楓糖利口酒
+
+1677
+01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,458
+我又不是你的僕人
+
+1678
+01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:39,333
+是因為酒在你旁邊
+不是因為你是我的僕人
+
+1679
+01:28:39,416 --> 01:28:41,666
+好,但只是因為你太老了
+
+1680
+01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,000
+拉米,你脾氣一年比一年差
+
+1681
+01:32:58,208 --> 01:33:03,208
+字幕翻譯:韓仁耀
+
+
+