diff --git "a/\351\233\273\345\275\261/The Night My Dad Saved Christmas 2 (2025) [720p] [WEBRip] [YTS.LT]/The.Night.My.Dad.Saved.Christmas.2.2025.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.LT].srt" "b/\351\233\273\345\275\261/The Night My Dad Saved Christmas 2 (2025) [720p] [WEBRip] [YTS.LT]/The.Night.My.Dad.Saved.Christmas.2.2025.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.LT].srt" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9d457f8c1f28c1562858a432574d7d21e996e784 --- /dev/null +++ "b/\351\233\273\345\275\261/The Night My Dad Saved Christmas 2 (2025) [720p] [WEBRip] [YTS.LT]/The.Night.My.Dad.Saved.Christmas.2.2025.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.LT].srt" @@ -0,0 +1,7304 @@ +1 +00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 +Downloaded from +YTS.LT + +2 +00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 +Official YIFY movies site: +YTS.LT + +3 +00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,791 +{\an8}Hello, good morning! It's 8:00 a.m. +We're starting with full energy. + +4 +00:00:18,875 --> 00:00:22,250 +{\an8}Time flies so fast! It's already December + +5 +00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:24,500 +{\an8}and that can only mean one thing, + +6 +00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,666 +{\an8}Christmas is right around the corner. + +7 +00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:32,083 +{\an8}We're starting the day with clear skies +and crisp temperatures, + +8 +00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:35,166 +{\an8}perfect for starting to feel +the Christmas spirit. + +9 +00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,250 +{\an8}The lights are already shining +in the city, + +10 +00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,041 +{\an8}the smell of hot chocolate is everywhere, + +11 +00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:41,666 +{\an8}and the Christmas carols... + +12 +00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,041 +{\an8}Well, some have been playing for weeks. + +13 +00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,583 +{\an8}But now we're officially +in Christmas mode. + +14 +00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,666 +{\an8}Lucas, breakfast! + +15 +00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:59,375 +Yes, hard to believe, +but it's me, Salva Molina. + +16 +00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,083 +The same guy who once had +a rap sheet longer than Don Quixote. + +17 +00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:08,833 +Until recently, my breakfast was +a beer and some olives at noon. + +18 +00:01:08,916 --> 00:01:11,666 +But ever since I saved Christmas +a couple of years ago, + +19 +00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,791 +and, well, Santa Claus's butt, + +20 +00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,708 +I've been a respectable person. + +21 +00:01:15,791 --> 00:01:17,916 +- My son, good morning! +- Dad! + +22 +00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:19,458 +Time for breakfast. + +23 +00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:22,875 +And most importantly, +a father who does things right. + +24 +00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,083 +Thanks, Dad. This is delicious. + +25 +00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:28,000 +Breakfast of champions. +Vitamins, proteins and... + +26 +00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:30,958 +Well, all things good for your health. +Let's toast. + +27 +00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,541 +- Cheers. +- Cheers. + +28 +00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,375 +The new Salva +spends quality time with his son. + +29 +00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:36,583 +I'm starving. + +30 +00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:37,625 +At home. + +31 +00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,208 +Geez, jam again? + +32 +00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,875 +How many times have I told you +I like a savory breakfast? + +33 +00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,541 +Okay, fine. +We're at my buddy Rafita's place, + +34 +00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,125 +but not for long. + +35 +00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:50,458 +Because I finally got a job in my field. +All legit too. + +36 +00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:52,000 +Now I'm a good boy. + +37 +00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,708 +Hey, worker! + +38 +00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:59,375 +Polish that up and don't stop +until it shines like gold. + +39 +00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:00,416 +And the sandwich! + +40 +00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,166 +Hey! Chicken breast. + +41 +00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,958 +No chorizo. Because I'm doing fitness. + +42 +00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,166 +Fitness. As in exercise, +for those who don't know English. + +43 +00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,375 +Come on, fitness. +One, two. Fitness. Let's go. + +44 +00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,125 +Look, it's not perfect. + +45 +00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:15,041 +Sometimes it's hard +not to say screw it all. + +46 +00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,750 +But every sacrifice is worth it + +47 +00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:19,958 +if my son is okay +and can be proud of his dad. + +48 +00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:20,958 +There's my boy. + +49 +00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:23,708 +Lucas! + +50 +00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:25,500 +Dad! + +51 +00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,291 +You're here! + +52 +00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,458 +How was school? + +53 +00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,625 +Dull as a mule. How was work? + +54 +00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:35,208 +Wish I could go berserk. + +55 +00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,916 +Hey. What's this? + +56 +00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,916 +- What? What's there? +- What's this here? + +57 +00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:44,166 +Well, look at that! +Two movie tickets to Home Alone! + +58 +00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:45,333 +Special screening! + +59 +00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:48,625 +My favorite movie. Dad, you're the best. + +60 +00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:50,583 +I've never been this happy. + +61 +00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:53,666 +And best of all, +the greatest time of year is here. + +62 +00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,875 +Christmastime. + +63 +00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,416 +DECEMBER 17 + +64 +00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,666 +DECEMBER 18 + +65 +00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,250 +Ho, ho, ho! Wake up, little elves! + +66 +00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:07,000 +Only one week left till Christmas! + +67 +00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:12,208 +A new day begins, time to work + +68 +00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:16,083 +We do it with joy +Because Christmas is coming + +69 +00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:17,875 +Stop. + +70 +00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:21,500 +You call this joy and cheer? Huh? + +71 +00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,791 +I see what's missing. + +72 +00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:27,958 +A real shot of Christmas spirit. +Ho, ho, ho! + +73 +00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,375 +Nice little act. + +74 +00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,375 +But if we want to make it +to Christmas Eve, + +75 +00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:51,583 +we need to get serious about work. + +76 +00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,750 +Look, Rami, + +77 +00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,916 +don't be such a killjoy. +There's time for everything. + +78 +00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,083 +Yeah? Well, you still need to read +all those letters. + +79 +00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:03,916 +Man... Honestly, +the kids could just send voice notes. + +80 +00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,666 +Come on! Formation! + +81 +00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,875 +In a few minutes, +Planet Toys will open its doors. + +82 +00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:11,958 +Did you add sugar? + +83 +00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:12,958 +Okay. + +84 +00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:18,166 +Planet Toys: +A world of toys, a world of fun. + +85 +00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,708 +She's gorgeous... + +86 +00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,875 +Your iced matcha latte, ma'am. + +87 +00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:32,625 +With lactose-free milk +and a dash of cinnamon. + +88 +00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,708 +- Too sweet, Sebastián. +- Sorry, ma'am. + +89 +00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:37,625 +- Where's the report? +- The personnel report. Here. + +90 +00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,250 +Why did you add sugar? + +91 +00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,125 +Too many people. Fire five. + +92 +00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,291 +We've got the designs +for the new empowered doll. + +93 +00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:48,166 +Too curly, too short... Change it. + +94 +00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:49,541 +Ma'am. + +95 +00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,791 +- Sebastián. +- Yes, ma'am? + +96 +00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:56,583 +- Why is everyone standing around? +- That's what I'd like to know. + +97 +00:05:57,083 --> 00:06:01,333 +Come on, get to work! Open the doors! +What are you, government employees? + +98 +00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:03,250 +Christmas is here. + +99 +00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:09,750 +- Let's go. +- Yes, ma'am. + +100 +00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:12,083 +Good morning. How are you all? + +101 +00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,791 +Everything okay? Glad to hear it. + +102 +00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,291 +- Let's go. +- Yes. + +103 +00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,750 +I've called this urgent meeting + +104 +00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:24,333 +about something that could change +the course of this company forever. + +105 +00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:25,333 +Bravo! + +106 +00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,625 +As you know, Planet Toys +is the number one company in the world. + +107 +00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:35,208 +Our products are the top gift +for every key holiday of the year. + +108 +00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,625 +For every holiday... + +109 +00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,291 +except one. + +110 +00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,875 +SUMMER, CARNIVAL, CHRISTMAS + +111 +00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,208 +Why don't we sell at Christmas? + +112 +00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:45,250 +Because you're a bunch of incompetents? +That too. + +113 +00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:48,375 +But mostly +because of that despicable being + +114 +00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:50,625 +we've been hunting for years. + +115 +00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,958 +- Bigfoot! +- The Loch Ness Monster! + +116 +00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:57,583 +- I think it's the Chupacabra. +- It's Elvis. He's still alive. + +117 +00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:01,916 +It's Santa Claus. + +118 +00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 +Or Saint Nick, +or whatever you want to call the fat guy + +119 +00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:08,291 +who's been giving us +unfair competition for decades. + +120 +00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:12,208 +Kids don't buy toys +because he gives them awa... + +121 +00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,500 +He gives them awa... + +122 +00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:19,791 +Sebastián, say it for me. +I can't. It makes me gag. + +123 +00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:22,083 +He gives them away. + +124 +00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:26,458 +And in exchange for what? +Nothing. Just for being good. + +125 +00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:27,375 +Disgusting. + +126 +00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:29,500 +For years, + +127 +00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,250 +we've run a surveillance program +to track him down, + +128 +00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,541 +where we've invested time and money. + +129 +00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:39,791 +But a couple of years ago, +in a Madrid hospital, + +130 +00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,416 +a Christmas miracle happened. + +131 +00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:48,791 +Nicholas! + +132 +00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:53,583 +Nicholas! + +133 +00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:58,541 +And don't forget to be good! + +134 +00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:01,625 +The old man was telling the truth. +It really was Santa Claus. + +135 +00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:12,958 +ARCTIC CIRCLE + +136 +00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,541 +Luckily, that nurse was +a second cousin on my mother's side + +137 +00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,375 +and she told me at a family gathering. + +138 +00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:24,166 +And since she had one eye, +I didn't pay much attention. But... + +139 +00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,875 +Funny, isn't it? +After all the money we invested, + +140 +00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,875 +the clue turned up +at your nephew's First Communion. + +141 +00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:32,666 +Really, Sebastián, +great timing, as always... + +142 +00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:33,583 +Sorry. + +143 +00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:39,041 +That card had coordinates, +and now we know where he lives. + +144 +00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:41,375 +All that's left +is to set our plan in motion. + +145 +00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:45,958 +We'll kidnap Santa Claus +and make sure he never undercuts us again. + +146 +00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:49,083 +But the world will wonder +where Santa Claus went. + +147 +00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:52,416 +I present to you the man +who will replace Santa Claus + +148 +00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,833 +in the eyes of the world. + +149 +00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,375 +What's up, folks? + +150 +00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,458 +When do I start, boss? + +151 +00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:00,416 +Show some respect, Casanova. + +152 +00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,791 +Him? He's a skinny little guy, +he looks nothing like him. + +153 +00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:06,125 +Ignorance is so bold. + +154 +00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:08,750 +Meet Mauro Quesada, an impersonator. + +155 +00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:10,000 +An impersonator? + +156 +00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,250 +Please. + +157 +00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,333 +An actor. + +158 +00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:16,208 +A great method actor +who builds his characters from the gut. + +159 +00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:18,541 +Plus, I'm a real chameleon. + +160 +00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,000 +My range is so broad + +161 +00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:25,166 +it goes from classical theater +to the most radical avant-garde. + +162 +00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,791 +And most importantly, + +163 +00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:30,458 +thorough characterization is my specialty. + +164 +00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:32,916 +I think that's clear. + +165 +00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,541 +- Crystal clear. +- Let's get to the point. + +166 +00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:38,333 +Once we kidnap Santa Claus, +parents all over the world + +167 +00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:41,166 +will have to pay up +if they want gifts for their kids. + +168 +00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:45,250 +Ma'am, one question. +What does Mr. Anselmo think of this plan? + +169 +00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,291 +What kind of question is that, grandpa? + +170 +00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:51,666 +My father retired years ago. +I've told you a thousand times. + +171 +00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,750 +At last, I'll be able to prove + +172 +00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:56,416 +I can run this company as well as he did, + +173 +00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,541 +or better. + +174 +00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:59,125 +- Better. +- Are we all in? + +175 +00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,375 +- Sebastián. +- Yes? + +176 +00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,458 +Put on your cardigan. +You're heading to the North Pole. + +177 +00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,208 +This Christmas will be ours. + +178 +00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:10,166 +Yes. + +179 +00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:15,625 +THE NIGHT MY DAD SAVED CHRISTMAS 2 + +180 +00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:21,291 +Christmas is coming, +you can feel it in the air! + +181 +00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:24,333 +Come on, boys, you're out of practice! + +182 +00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,750 +Looks like your butts are dragging! + +183 +00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:34,416 +Come on, Rudolph! +Let's go, Dasher! Come on, Prancer! + +184 +00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,750 +Hey, Luis Alberto! +Move it, you look like a rookie! Giddy-up! + +185 +00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:46,125 +I love Christmas! +Let's go with some tricks! A 360! + +186 +00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,041 +Let's go! + +187 +00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:59,958 +Nice! Great job! +Nearly fetched up my lunch! + +188 +00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:04,541 +Now let's crank it up, +burning hoof like Fast & Furious! + +189 +00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,083 +- I don't want to. +- Carlitos, eat your broccoli. + +190 +00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,000 +- I don't want to! +- Eat it and be good. + +191 +00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,333 +Santa Claus sees it all, +and will bring you coal. + +192 +00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:18,625 +Don't be silly, Mom. + +193 +00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:22,083 +"Don't be silly"? +Listen, you have to eat your broccoli + +194 +00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,833 +if you want all those things on your list. + +195 +00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:28,208 +That game console, the bike, the scooter... + +196 +00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:29,500 +Giddy-up! + +197 +00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:32,041 +You've got to eat up +if you want that wish list. + +198 +00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,083 +Yes. Broccoli is tasty and healthy. + +199 +00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,333 +Wow! Now I'm hungry. + +200 +00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:40,458 +Let's go! Home! + +201 +00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:44,083 +We've got macaroni au gratin with chorizo, + +202 +00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,875 +rice pudding, cheese flan, +and French toast waiting for us! + +203 +00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,375 +Away! + +204 +00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,875 +Excellent landing, guys. + +205 +00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,958 +We've earned our dinner. + +206 +00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,125 +Hey! Who's this? + +207 +00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,833 +Excuse me! Can I help you? + +208 +00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,416 +My God! + +209 +00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,541 +A human being! + +210 +00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,166 +I've been walking for 12 hours +and only seen penguins! + +211 +00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,333 +By my reindeers' antlers, +you're frozen solid! + +212 +00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:24,500 +Yes. + +213 +00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:28,041 +Don't worry, you're safe now. +But how did you end up here? + +214 +00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:31,000 +I was on a guided tour of the fjords + +215 +00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,166 +and stopped in the souvenir shop +to buy a trinket, + +216 +00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,125 +a fridge magnet. I collect them. + +217 +00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,500 +They never wait, so I missed the bus. + +218 +00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,583 +I thought, "Since I'm alone, +I'll go see the Northern Lights," + +219 +00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:45,208 +they told me it's like pure magic. +But I got lost and can't find them. + +220 +00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:48,583 +Oh, my! What a long story. But... + +221 +00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,625 +Enjoy it. Look, +there are the Northern Lights! + +222 +00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,333 +It's beautiful, but... + +223 +00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,333 +My eyelashes are frozen solid. + +224 +00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,875 +- Don't worry, come to my workshop. +- No. + +225 +00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,208 +Better tell me where the nearest town is. + +226 +00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:06,875 +Hey, don't put it so close to my face, +I can't see a thing. + +227 +00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,458 +What's this all about? By all the-- + +228 +00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,958 +The chicken's in the oven. +The bird is in the cage. + +229 +00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:17,208 +The mouse is in the... mousetrap? Whatever... + +230 +00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,333 +We've got Santa Claus! + +231 +00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,708 +- No, we... +- Salva. Dude, please. + +232 +00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,250 +- What a pest... +- Salva, I'm your friend, help me. + +233 +00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,375 +Come on, man, it's super easy, please. + +234 +00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,791 +We go in, steal the merchandise, +and get out. + +235 +00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,041 +It's easier +than stealing candy from a baby. + +236 +00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:36,750 +No way. After our Santa adventure, +I've been living honestly. + +237 +00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:40,708 +I don't steal, I have an honest job, +I pay my taxes, + +238 +00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,125 +I recycle, I eat salads... + +239 +00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,916 +Pathetic. What's next, pickleball? + +240 +00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,291 +I don't do shady deals anymore. +Leave before my bosses come. + +241 +00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,833 +It's a piece of cake. +The goods are there, unattended, + +242 +00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,541 +screaming, "Take me, I'm yours." +Not doing it is the crime. + +243 +00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,625 +If I got a euro every time +someone told me that, I'd be rich. + +244 +00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,791 +Get rich working honestly? +This is Spain, man. + +245 +00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,416 +- I said no. +- Well I say yes. + +246 +00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,875 +- No. +- Yes. + +247 +00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,666 +- Yes. +- No. What did you just say? + +248 +00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,583 +- No. +- Yes. + +249 +00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,541 +- Yes. +- Yes. + +250 +00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,083 +- No. +- Look, Ramoncín. + +251 +00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416 +Human scum arguing. + +252 +00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,541 +- "Yes, no, yes, no." +- "Yes, no, yes, no." + +253 +00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,500 +They sound like an ambulance. + +254 +00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,125 +Ambulance. + +255 +00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,833 +Would you rather +keep working with these guys + +256 +00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,708 +than join me on the heist? + +257 +00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,083 +I didn't have many options. + +258 +00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,541 +Hey, satellite, +we could hire you too, if you want. + +259 +00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,833 +With that floppy arm of yours, + +260 +00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,291 +we'd get a tax write-off for sure, +wouldn't we? + +261 +00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,416 +Come on, Salva, have some dignity. +This Ramoncín guy is your boss. + +262 +00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,416 +Yes. I'm his boss. Out, criminal. + +263 +00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,291 +Hey, not a criminal, okay? +Maybe an outsider. + +264 +00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,875 +Hey! That... + +265 +00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,041 +- That wrench is ours! +- Thief! + +266 +00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:50,875 +Get out! + +267 +00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,875 +That's coming out of your paycheck! + +268 +00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,916 +- But... +- Hey! Back to work! + +269 +00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,125 +Yes, boss, yes. + +270 +00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,416 +That was quick thinking, Ramoncín. + +271 +00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,500 +With my little donkey +I'm on my way to Bethlehem + +272 +00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:02,750 +All right, kids. + +273 +00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,875 +Let's get some order. + +274 +00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:08,041 +Gentlemen, let's calm down. + +275 +00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,000 +I said good morning, +you uncivilized beasts! + +276 +00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:16,208 +Okay, before we start class, +I have an important announcement. + +277 +00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,708 +Have you noticed that exams +are an obsolete ranking system + +278 +00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:22,958 +that reduces our human complexity +to a single number? + +279 +00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:26,541 +No, just that you're a weirdo +and they'll send you back to your planet. + +280 +00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,458 +- Nerd! +- Cheese-face! + +281 +00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:29,375 +Nice one. + +282 +00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:33,250 +Today we have a new student +who has just moved to our city. + +283 +00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,125 +I hope they don't seat her next to me. + +284 +00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,500 +- Yes, you and me stick together. +- Let me introduce Miss Mía. + +285 +00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,750 +There's a free seat here. +Next to me. Come. + +286 +00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,500 +Here, yes. This is your seat. + +287 +00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,000 +- Hi. +- Hi. If you need anything, tell me, okay? + +288 +00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,750 +- Lucas, I'm right here. +- Shush. + +289 +00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,333 +Anything. An eraser, a pen, my heart... + +290 +00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,833 +I mean, my notebook. + +291 +00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,916 +Do you always talk this fast? + +292 +00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,958 +The nervous system and the heart... + +293 +00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,000 +Nailed him. + +294 +00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,000 +It's an inside joke. + +295 +00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,958 +Aren't you getting them back? + +296 +00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,791 +- Here! +- Whoa! She nailed you! + +297 +00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,916 +Serves you right. + +298 +00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,541 +Come on! + +299 +00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,458 +Go get them! Come on! + +300 +00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,583 +No, please! It's only Tuesday! + +301 +00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,291 +Oh Lord, what a week I'm in for... + +302 +00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,708 +We haven't been formally introduced. + +303 +00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,458 +I'm Lucas and that's Rubén. +He was just leaving. + +304 +00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,250 +Bye, Rubén. See you. + +305 +00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,750 +- Go. +- Okay, okay. + +306 +00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,708 +You're Mía, right? + +307 +00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,666 +I'm not saying you're my Mía, + +308 +00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,833 +like my girlfriend +or that I want you to be. It's just... + +309 +00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:54,875 +Cool board. + +310 +00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,166 +People in this century +call it a skateboard. + +311 +00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,583 +Yeah. I'm really into skateboards. + +312 +00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,000 +In the morning, skateboard. +Afternoon, skateboard... + +313 +00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,750 +And at night, +I sleep hugging my skateboard. + +314 +00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:10,083 +Yeah. Are you into crashing skateboard, +downhill or freestyle? + +315 +00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,750 +A bit of everything. All at once. +Like a three-in-one. Yes, the whole thing. + +316 +00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,041 +Lucas! + +317 +00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,833 +Oh no, my dad. + +318 +00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,333 +How was school? + +319 +00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,958 +Fine. The usual. + +320 +00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,291 +- Wasn't it dull as a mule? +- No, Dad. Can you wait outside? + +321 +00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,958 +Well, my work? Wish I could go berserk. + +322 +00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,958 +The robot. Go berserk. + +323 +00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,458 +Luquitas, what's wrong? + +324 +00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,708 +Nothing, I'm fine. Same as always. + +325 +00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,833 +Well, today's not an ordinary afternoon. + +326 +00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:50,041 +Today you and I +are going to buy the Christmas tree. + +327 +00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,833 +Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. + +328 +00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:54,791 +When we get home, I'll lift you up +so you can place the star. + +329 +00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,750 +One year I forgot and he threw a tantrum. + +330 +00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,833 +He was sobbing, "The tree, Dad! The tree!" + +331 +00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,500 +He was so upset, I think he peed himself. + +332 +00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,958 +No, he's making it all up. + +333 +00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,125 +All lies. Dad, please. I'm with a friend. + +334 +00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,166 +Oh, sorry. How rude of me. + +335 +00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:16,208 +How about all three of us +go to a ball pit? + +336 +00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,625 +Sounds like a great plan, thanks, +but I'll pass. + +337 +00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,708 +Bye. + +338 +00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:26,458 +- Can you pick that up before we go? +- Pick what up? + +339 +00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,375 +My dignity. +You just dragged it through the mud. + +340 +00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,916 +I didn't realize-- + +341 +00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,583 +That's the problem. You never get it. + +342 +00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,875 +What just happened? + +343 +00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,416 +Where am I? + +344 +00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,833 +My head is killing me. + +345 +00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,666 +This is worse +than an elven punch hangover. + +346 +00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,750 +Is anyone there? + +347 +00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,625 +Who are you? + +348 +00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,875 +Did you bring me here? + +349 +00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,750 +The Three Wise Men sent you, didn't they? + +350 +00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,375 +Damn camel riders. + +351 +00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,333 +No. + +352 +00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:21,916 +I'm just a humble businesswoman +from a toy multinational, + +353 +00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,833 +sick of your unfair competition. + +354 +00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:27,708 +"Unfair competition"? +What are you talking about? + +355 +00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,500 +Don't play dumb. + +356 +00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,041 +You don't pay taxes, freelance fees... +None of it. + +357 +00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,625 +You've all but +moved to a tax haven with your elves. + +358 +00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,083 +Everything I do is so that +no good children go without a gift. + +359 +00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:43,000 +"So that no good children +go without a gift." + +360 +00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,208 +This year it won't matter +if they're good or bad. + +361 +00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,708 +It will only matter +that they have money to buy them. + +362 +00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,375 +Buy them from me, that is. + +363 +00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,250 +But that's betraying the Christmas spirit, + +364 +00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,833 +the magic, the good will... + +365 +00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:57,291 +Give me back my magic hat. + +366 +00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,250 +No. + +367 +00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,416 +How can you be so cynical? + +368 +00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,208 +Were you never a child? + +369 +00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,250 +A child who'd +wake up excited on Christmas morning, + +370 +00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,291 +and run to see +what I'd left under the tree? + +371 +00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,291 +Have you forgotten +the little girl inside you? + +372 +00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:21,000 +"Dear Santa Claus, +this year I've been very good." + +373 +00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,083 +"So I'd like to ask you + +374 +00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,916 +for a teddy bear +handcrafted by your elves." + +375 +00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,958 +What's this? + +376 +00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:36,208 +Sweetheart, in this house +we don't write letters to Santa Claus. + +377 +00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:40,208 +Santa is the competition. +And competition should be crushed. + +378 +00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,666 +But Daddy, all my friends do it. + +379 +00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,041 +And I want that for Christmas too. + +380 +00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,458 +All your friends are mediocre, sweetheart. + +381 +00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,916 +But you'll inherit my company, + +382 +00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,458 +and you'll learn that toys are not gifted. + +383 +00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,916 +Toys are sold. + +384 +00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,916 +All right? + +385 +00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375 +And this goes in the trash. + +386 +00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,416 +Hey, don't twist things. + +387 +00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,333 +We're not here to talk about me, +what you did or didn't give me as a kid. + +388 +00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,208 +The important thing is, you're finished. + +389 +00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,166 +Not a chance. + +390 +00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,291 +You forgot that children +won't allow Christmas without their idol. + +391 +00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,250 +They're not going to lose their idol. + +392 +00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,333 +Mauro! + +393 +00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,416 +What's up, grandpa? + +394 +00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,583 +But... + +395 +00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,375 +Ho, ho, ho! + +396 +00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,125 +Ha, ha, ha! + +397 +00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,125 +I haven't quite got the hang +of the "ho, ho" thing yet. + +398 +00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,541 +You've got to use your diaphragm voice. +Ho, ho--! + +399 +00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,333 +Wait a minute. And you are? + +400 +00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,875 +Mauro Quesada. Pleasure. + +401 +00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,375 +Oh, he's a wonderful actor +willing to help our cause. + +402 +00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,916 +You're an impostor! A fraud! A--! + +403 +00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,916 +One of the best actors in the world today. + +404 +00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 +And an expert imitator, dude. + +405 +00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,541 +Want a sample? Listen. + +406 +00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:28,916 +Ello, mate? + +407 +00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,833 +Fancy a pint with some fish and chips? + +408 +00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,833 +Or maybe y’all’d rather +a cold beer on the porch? + +409 +00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:37,958 +Crikey. + +410 +00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,041 +Throw another shrimp on the barbie, aye? + +411 +00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,000 +Nailed it, didn't I? + +412 +00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,583 +- That was great. +- Thanks. + +413 +00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,833 +But let's get to the North Pole +before they notice Santa's missing. + +414 +00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:48,750 +Right. + +415 +00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,166 +You can't do that! + +416 +00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,666 +I can't? + +417 +00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,625 +Look, one step, another step... + +418 +00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,083 +Hey, looks like I actually can! + +419 +00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,833 +I won't let you deceive the children! + +420 +00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:01,916 +You can't hold me! + +421 +00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,083 +I've snuck into homes +with the most advanced security systems. + +422 +00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,000 +I've gone down +the narrowest chimneys in the world. + +423 +00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,833 +My magic hat can do anything! + +424 +00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,625 +You wish. You mean this? + +425 +00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,625 +Give it back! + +426 +00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,750 +You'll spend the rest of your days +forgotten in that tomb. + +427 +00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,250 +- No! +- Like Louis XIV. + +428 +00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,958 +- Or the Count of Monte Cristo. +- Let me go, you scoundrels! + +429 +00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,750 +At least you'll come out slimmer, +good for that belly. + +430 +00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,250 +No! + +431 +00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,666 +Hey, want me to give +those gnome guys a message? + +432 +00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,041 +Elves! They're elves! + +433 +00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,791 +Sure, whatever you say. + +434 +00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,916 +Game, set, match. + +435 +00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,625 +We're happy and joyful + +436 +00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:51,958 +We eat nougat and cake + +437 +00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:55,791 +We're happy and joyful + +438 +00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,291 +Working for Santa Claus + +439 +00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,958 +- Hi, Santa! +- Hi, boss! Hello! + +440 +00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,333 +My goodness! + +441 +00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,250 +What a mansion! + +442 +00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,000 +Now this is a charming country house. + +443 +00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,958 +Aw, how cute! + +444 +00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,750 +Oh! They look like little mushrooms. + +445 +00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:21,250 +What are you, the Minions? +The Munchkins? Or the Poopa-Loompas? + +446 +00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,500 +No, thanks, no small game for me. + +447 +00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,291 +I had a garden gnome taller than you. + +448 +00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:30,916 +What are you saying, boss? + +449 +00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,791 +Do you pick up Wi-Fi with those ears? + +450 +00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,083 +Are you okay, Santa? You seem off... + +451 +00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:39,791 +Well, look who it is! +So you were coming to dinner, huh? + +452 +00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:43,666 +Where've you been? +I thought something happened to you. + +453 +00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,000 +Sorry, and you are... Grumpy Smurf? + +454 +00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:50,416 +I'm Rami, your foreman for centuries. +Show some respect. + +455 +00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,416 +Don't get mad, Ramen. Just kidding. + +456 +00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,833 +- Rami. +- Right. + +457 +00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:59,500 +You smell it too, don't you? +That deer stench that never goes away. + +458 +00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,666 +You've been drinking. + +459 +00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:04,916 +No, I was training with Rudolph +and the rest of the... deer. + +460 +00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,750 +- Reindeer. +- Right. + +461 +00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:11,041 +Then less talking and more working. +You know what's next. + +462 +00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:14,250 +What's this? Who's the boss here, +you or me? Of course I know! + +463 +00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:16,500 +The usual things. + +464 +00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,875 +Santa stuff. + +465 +00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,125 +The usual, the... + +466 +00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,916 +Reading the millions of letters +you still have left? + +467 +00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,208 +That's right. See? I knew what to do. + +468 +00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,166 +I've been doing this for centuries! + +469 +00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:34,041 +But first, I'd like to get comfy. +Bring me something to snack on, okay? + +470 +00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,041 +Come on, Ramen, hop to it. + +471 +00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:53,875 +Lucas. + +472 +00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,000 +Lucas! + +473 +00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:58,875 +Lucas! + +474 +00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,916 +You scared me! Ever heard of knocking? +A little privacy, please! + +475 +00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,333 +I did, but you can't hear +with your headphones on. + +476 +00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:07,166 +- What? +- I said you can't hear me with those on! + +477 +00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,833 +Okay, don't yell. + +478 +00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,791 +What's with that outfit? + +479 +00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,500 +I told you to let me know +if there's a school pageant. + +480 +00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,583 +Are you playing a clown? + +481 +00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:19,291 +No, it's my new look. A more urban style. + +482 +00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,416 +You wouldn't get it, you're too old. + +483 +00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,083 +Old? Excuse me, +I still listen to Pearl Jam on my iPod. + +484 +00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,333 +You listen to who on what? + +485 +00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,083 +A band. Way better +than whatever you're listening to, + +486 +00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,125 +sounds like they're yawn-singing. + +487 +00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,833 +The photos... + +488 +00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:37,125 +Forget it. +You're such a boomer. What is it? + +489 +00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,916 +To spend some time together. +I barely see you anymore. + +490 +00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,333 +Wanna go buy some comics? + +491 +00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:43,625 +No. + +492 +00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,750 +- A movie? +- No. + +493 +00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:45,916 +- Foosball? +- No. + +494 +00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,333 +Burgers! + +495 +00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:48,875 +No! You're so annoying! + +496 +00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,291 +What's wrong with you, son? + +497 +00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:55,500 +You're dressing weird, mood swings, +don't want to hang out with me... + +498 +00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:56,416 +Are you okay? + +499 +00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,500 +Yeah, same as always. + +500 +00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,416 +That was a voice crack! + +501 +00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,125 +Leave me alone, you don't get me. Just go! + +502 +00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,375 +- Okay, fine. +- You don't get me! + +503 +00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,416 +"I don't get him." It's obvious, + +504 +00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,166 +he's hitting puberty. + +505 +00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,416 +This is awful, I'm not ready. + +506 +00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,833 +You're not ready. Not ready at all. Catch. + +507 +00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:18,958 +It's fine, really. + +508 +00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:21,791 +It's life, everyone grows up. +Look at Robin Hood. + +509 +00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,083 +You mean Peter Pan. + +510 +00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,500 +- Who? +- He doesn't grow up. + +511 +00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,375 +Wasn't it Lucas who won't stop growing? + +512 +00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:30,125 +- What are you talking about? +- Huh? Me? No idea, Salva, I'm lost. + +513 +00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:33,500 +Doesn't matter. This was supposed to be +our first Christmas together. + +514 +00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,500 +Hey, you're spending it with me too. + +515 +00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:38,750 +With you too. But the thing is, +Lucas is done with me now. + +516 +00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,625 +I used to be his hero, +and now I'm the enemy. + +517 +00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,625 +It happens to all of us. +Same with us with our dads. + +518 +00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,416 +I only saw mine once a month. + +519 +00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,000 +Yeah, well, your dad was in jail +for robbing the Torrelodones casino. + +520 +00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,666 +You saw him during visiting hours. + +521 +00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:56,250 +Right. Thanks for reminding me +of the saddest moment of my life, man. + +522 +00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,583 +Sorry, Rafita, but I'm worried. + +523 +00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,083 +Lucas is all I've got. + +524 +00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,208 +Don't worry. + +525 +00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:04,791 +We all went through that phase, +and look how great we turned out. + +526 +00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,791 +God, this is worse than I thought. +I can't lose my son. + +527 +00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:11,583 +If you don't want to lose him, +you'll have to win him back. + +528 +00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:15,375 +Maybe what your kid needs +is to see his dad's got guts, + +529 +00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:18,000 +helping his buddy pull off an easy heist. + +530 +00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,583 +I said I don't do that anymore! + +531 +00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,833 +"I don't do that anymore!" +Fine, don't worry. + +532 +00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,708 +I've got top-notch friends who can help. +Lots of them. + +533 +00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,333 +Okay. + +534 +00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,666 +Lolo. + +535 +00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:32,416 +Lolo? + +536 +00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,416 +Lolo! He's buffering again. Lolo! + +537 +00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,416 +Lolo Musicolo. + +538 +00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,333 +Where were you? + +539 +00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,375 +- DJing at Space. +- No, you weren't. + +540 +00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,833 +Stay here, we're robbing this place. +I'll cut, you keep watch. + +541 +00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:45,166 +Why not the other way around? +I'm the lock expert. + +542 +00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:47,250 +- Because I said so. +- Who made you the boss? + +543 +00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:50,500 +- I came up with the plan. +- What if I don't want to keep watch? + +544 +00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,625 +Fine. You cut, I'll keep watch, +just do it quickly. + +545 +00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:58,041 +No, better if I keep watch. +I don't cut fences, I do locks. + +546 +00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,833 +So are you cutting or keeping watch? + +547 +00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:02,250 +Keeping watch. But only because I want to. + +548 +00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,458 +Yeah, yeah... + +549 +00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:06,416 +Hey, Rafita, how do I warn you +if someone comes? + +550 +00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:10,416 +If someone comes, you say, +"Rafita, Rafita, someone's coming." + +551 +00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,750 +That's so lame. + +552 +00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,458 +I don't know, maybe a secret code. +Something like "incoming," + +553 +00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:18,000 +"code red, abort mission," +or "the bullfighter's coming!" + +554 +00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,833 +Lolo, seriously, we'll say +whatever you want, just be quiet. + +555 +00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:21,916 +- Whatever I want? +- Yes. + +556 +00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,916 +Then that means I'm the boss now. + +557 +00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,166 +No, it means shut up and let me focus. + +558 +00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,166 +All right, it's done. Go inside. + +559 +00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,458 +I'll decide that. I'm the boss now. + +560 +00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:37,916 +Yeah, you're the boss. + +561 +00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,958 +I'm the boss? Then do the Ferris wheel. + +562 +00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:42,916 +- No, not the Ferris wheel, please! No! +- Yes! + +563 +00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,250 +Stop! + +564 +00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,750 +Stop, they're gonna catch us! + +565 +00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,500 +Okay. Get inside. + +566 +00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,166 +Let's go. + +567 +00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,375 +Don't make me do the Ferris wheel again +while I'm working, okay? + +568 +00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,083 +This is the truck. + +569 +00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,583 +Uh-oh, Rafita. + +570 +00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,666 +What now? + +571 +00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:11,375 +Every time we break into places like this, +all the adrenaline makes me have to... + +572 +00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:12,375 +You need to pee? + +573 +00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:15,500 +No, the other one. Number two. +The poodle wants to go for a walk. + +574 +00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:16,916 +Nope. Clench your cheeks. + +575 +00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,416 +We go in, fill the bags +and get out of here... + +576 +00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:21,791 +fast as lightning. + +577 +00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,625 +Don't say that word, +you'll make the bat drop. + +578 +00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:27,166 +Gross, Lolo. Grab that side. + +579 +00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,250 +Pull. + +580 +00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,208 +What's this? + +581 +00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,791 +This? A next-generation doll. + +582 +00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:42,166 +They cost a fortune. We'll steal them all +and sell them online for double the price. + +583 +00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:45,041 +Hello, sister, I'm Greta, +the empowered doll. + +584 +00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:48,458 +I'm Lolo from San Fermín, +leader of the gang... + +585 +00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,708 +Hey, what's our gang's name? + +586 +00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,416 +It's called "Shut up and turn it off +before we get caught." + +587 +00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,708 +- I don't like it, better-- +- Crush the patriarchy! + +588 +00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:56,791 +Turn it off! + +589 +00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,458 +- It won't! +- Manolo, today you make dinner yourself. + +590 +00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:00,375 +Turn it off! + +591 +00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,250 +It won't. She's winking at me. +Manipulator! + +592 +00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:04,541 +Shut up, Greta! + +593 +00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,250 +Stop! Who goes there? + +594 +00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,583 +Move it, macho man! + +595 +00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,541 +He's the boss, I just take orders. +He's my cousin Rafita, + +596 +00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,708 +who lives on Ahorro Street. + +597 +00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:14,125 +Later! + +598 +00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:17,208 +The snitch! You rat! + +599 +00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,458 +Stop! Stop right there! + +600 +00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,833 +Hey! Freeze! + +601 +00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,708 +- I'll be right back! +- Grab him! + +602 +00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,833 +Can't even steal in peace +during Christmastime. + +603 +00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,333 +Rat, come back here! Hey! + +604 +00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:39,500 +He went this way! Move it, come on! Hurry! + +605 +00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,500 +Don't make me run, man. + +606 +00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,500 +Come on, he's got to be around here! + +607 +00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,666 +See anything? + +608 +00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,583 +Not here. + +609 +00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,291 +Not running again... + +610 +00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,208 +Over there! + +611 +00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:54,708 +Go, go! + +612 +00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,041 +Hello? + +613 +00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,916 +I'm not stealing, okay? +I'm playing hide-and-seek. + +614 +00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,541 +I know that voice. + +615 +00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,875 +Rafita? Is that you? + +616 +00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:12,958 +Rafita, answer me! + +617 +00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,541 +God, are you talking to me? + +618 +00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,500 +Please don't punish me, +I've got a peg arm! + +619 +00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:22,583 +What? It's me, Santa Claus! I'm in here! + +620 +00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:23,500 +Santa Claus? + +621 +00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:28,000 +Santa Claus! What are you doing in there? +That's awesome! + +622 +00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:30,916 +Oh, I get it, +you sleep in a coffin like Count Dracula! + +623 +00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,416 +Don't be ridiculous! I've been kidnapped! + +624 +00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,875 +Kidnapped? + +625 +00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:39,125 +- You came to rescue me? +- No. I'm rescuing myself. + +626 +00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,875 +What, they wanted to kidnap you too? + +627 +00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:45,625 +No. I came to rob a toy store, +but it went south. + +628 +00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:46,583 +Rob? + +629 +00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:50,958 +Whatever, just help me out! +We have to get out of here! + +630 +00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:54,416 +Sure thing. I'll open this in no time. +One arm's plenty. + +631 +00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,875 +Man, this is tough... + +632 +00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,625 +So tough. Oh, no! + +633 +00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,333 +Careful! + +634 +00:33:01,416 --> 00:33:03,500 +Wow, you're heavy, big guy. + +635 +00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,125 +Don't worry. + +636 +00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,625 +We'll figure it out. + +637 +00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,416 +Get out of the way! + +638 +00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:27,166 +Kinda suspicious you're the only one +wearing this much padding. + +639 +00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:30,875 +I called for moral support, +not a panic attack. + +640 +00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:32,666 +There she is! + +641 +00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,416 +Hey, Mía! +What are you doing here, flexing? + +642 +00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:39,416 +Flexing? Don't you mean skateboarding? + +643 +00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,916 +We're at a skate park. + +644 +00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,958 +Right, yeah. Totally. +I come here all the time + +645 +00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:47,625 +to do my old-school tricks, +you know, with my skateboard. + +646 +00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:51,458 +Doesn't look like it, +the price tag's still on it. + +647 +00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,958 +Yeah, I break so many boards +I get a new one every week. + +648 +00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,291 +Loser! + +649 +00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,916 +Well, look who's here! + +650 +00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,333 +Wow. Missed having you +bully me in my free time. + +651 +00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,625 +Lovebirds, the chess club's +around the corner, you know? + +652 +00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,958 +I don't see what's funny about chess. + +653 +00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:10,333 +It's a beautiful game +that combines intelligence and strategy. + +654 +00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,750 +Checkmate, four-eyes! + +655 +00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,041 +Besides, I'm here +because I like skateboarding. + +656 +00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916 +You haven't even touched your board. + +657 +00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,625 +It's brand new. + +658 +00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:21,125 +If you're so good, let's see a trick. + +659 +00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,125 +Come on, impress your girlfriend. + +660 +00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:27,750 +Well, right now... +I haven't even warmed up yet. + +661 +00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,125 +There's risk of injury. + +662 +00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:32,125 +There's risk of looking like a chicken. + +663 +00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,333 +You don't have to prove anything. + +664 +00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:36,875 +He wants to, let him. + +665 +00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:40,541 +It's fine, really. +This is just a warm-up for me. + +666 +00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,833 +- Film it. +- He's doing it! + +667 +00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,250 +Wait, I'll record it. + +668 +00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:50,041 +Go on. + +669 +00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375 +- Oh my gosh. +- He's gonna wipe out. + +670 +00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,208 +- Come on. +- Don't do it! + +671 +00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,500 +Dying for love sounds lovely in books, + +672 +00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,458 +but it's a total bummer in real life. + +673 +00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,500 +Come on, kid! + +674 +00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:07,791 +Woah! + +675 +00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,041 +Awesome trick! + +676 +00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,250 +Oh no, he's dead! + +677 +00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:14,041 +This is going straight to TikTok! +I'm gonna go viral! + +678 +00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,000 +Wow! + +679 +00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,833 +You okay? I told you so! + +680 +00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:20,375 +No, I'm not okay. Love hurts. + +681 +00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:23,916 +Santa Claus flies carrying... + +682 +00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,833 +What a feast! And this punch is delicious. + +683 +00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,375 +I think I could be very happy living here. + +684 +00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:31,916 +Huh? + +685 +00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,208 +I mean, I'm really comfortable +with you guys, little dwarfs. + +686 +00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,416 +Oh. + +687 +00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,041 +Are you done, sir? + +688 +00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:40,791 +Yes. Take everything away. + +689 +00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:42,833 +This cookie's for the elves! + +690 +00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:46,000 +Hey! Leave the cookie here. + +691 +00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:48,291 +But you always leave it for us. + +692 +00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,750 +It's our favorite dessert. + +693 +00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:53,041 +Aw, too bad. Not every day's a holiday. + +694 +00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:54,666 +All right, back to work. + +695 +00:35:56,458 --> 00:36:00,750 +Wow, such a frenzy. +I'm tired just watching you. + +696 +00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:02,958 +You work like the Japanese. + +697 +00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,166 +That's nothing. We can go even faster! + +698 +00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,708 +Come on, elves! + +699 +00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,375 +Look at that speed! + +700 +00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:18,583 +Are you sure +there's nothing in that coffee? + +701 +00:36:18,666 --> 00:36:20,041 +What are you doing? + +702 +00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:24,208 +You scared me half to death! +What are you, a ninja now? + +703 +00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:27,666 +I'll have to put a little bell on you, +like a kitten. + +704 +00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,583 +What do you want? + +705 +00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:31,000 +Just checking how it's going +with the kids' letters. + +706 +00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:33,458 +Look, Ramen, I won't lie. + +707 +00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,541 +Not good. + +708 +00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,041 +It's such a drag. + +709 +00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,666 +All the letters are the same. + +710 +00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,625 +"Dear Santa, +I've been very good this year." + +711 +00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:45,208 +If you've read one, you've read them all. +And kids can be real dumb. + +712 +00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:48,958 +Spelling mistakes everywhere. +I'd give them all coal this year. + +713 +00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:52,333 +I really don't know what's wrong with you. +You're... + +714 +00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,291 +different. + +715 +00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:55,000 +Different? + +716 +00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,583 +Are you saying I'm not my usual self? + +717 +00:36:57,666 --> 00:37:00,000 +Say that again without proof + +718 +00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,166 +and I'll demote you to private gnome. + +719 +00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:04,333 +Out! Get out! + +720 +00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,000 +Shoo, kitty! Out! + +721 +00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:11,250 +- Sebastián. +- Yes? + +722 +00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,791 +Good. + +723 +00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:14,375 +Good. + +724 +00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,041 +Now, what did we say about Santa hats? + +725 +00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,083 +Please... + +726 +00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,916 +Ugh, a child. Gross. + +727 +00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:24,166 +Okay, the stuffed animals +should be on the bottom shelf, + +728 +00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,041 +so potential customers can see them. + +729 +00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,791 +Kids aged zero to nine. + +730 +00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:30,416 +- Well said, ma'am. +- Brilliant. Take notes. + +731 +00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,708 +And we'll discount +the educational games 10%. + +732 +00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,000 +This is Spain, after all! + +733 +00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,208 +- Such insight, ma'am! +- Amazing. + +734 +00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,583 +This pyramid is unacceptable! + +735 +00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:45,333 +How can we break sales records +with the store in this state? + +736 +00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:49,083 +All these master's degrees, +and no one can stack a few boxes. + +737 +00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:52,416 +- Yeah, all these master's degrees, and-- +- What about your PhD, huh? + +738 +00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,208 +How's our special guest? +Comfortable in his little box? + +739 +00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:01,750 +He's fine. Keeps saying +he's nobody without chocolate. + +740 +00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,375 +Guess he's got an appetite. + +741 +00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:07,291 +Well, tough luck, this is a kidnapping, +not a five-star hotel. + +742 +00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:10,916 +By the way, random question, +what's with all the hate for Santa? + +743 +00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,458 +Is this personal? + +744 +00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:24,375 +This isn't the teddy bear +I asked Santa Claus for. + +745 +00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:27,833 +Seems Santa decided +to skip the toys this year, + +746 +00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:31,166 +and have you inherit +the family business instead. + +747 +00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,333 +What do you think? + +748 +00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:35,291 +Shall we play together? Come on, sweetie. + +749 +00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:36,541 +Multiply. + +750 +00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:43,250 +Of course it's not personal. + +751 +00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,333 +It's just business. + +752 +00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:47,208 +Got that? Nothing else. + +753 +00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,583 +Not personal. + +754 +00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,625 +Would you like a scalp massage +to help with the stress? + +755 +00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:55,166 +Ugh, no. I want the financial report +on my desk in ten minutes. + +756 +00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,208 +Understood. + +757 +00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,541 +What a temper... + +758 +00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,875 +Thank you. + +759 +00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:04,958 +Thank you for this Oscar. +I didn't see it coming. + +760 +00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:09,000 +I'd like to share this award +with my fellow nominees. + +761 +00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:12,500 +A small piece of it belongs to you. + +762 +00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,666 +Oh, dear. + +763 +00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,500 +- Yes, boss? +- Mauro. + +764 +00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:22,166 +Have you stopped those elves +from making toys yet? + +765 +00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,083 +Even better. + +766 +00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:27,083 +I found the perfect +new workers for Planet Toys. + +767 +00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,041 +Take a look. + +768 +00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,041 +Come on, dwarfs. + +769 +00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:32,333 +They work day and night, no overtime pay, + +770 +00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:34,291 +and they're happy doing it, singing away. + +771 +00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:37,250 +This is way better +than the Bangladesh factory. + +772 +00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,666 +And guess what, +they don't even have contracts. + +773 +00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:45,375 +No contracts? +The two most beautiful words in English. + +774 +00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:48,125 +Put them to work +on Planet Toys products right now. + +775 +00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,041 +You got it. + +776 +00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,833 +Only thing is... + +777 +00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,625 +I'll need a small raise. + +778 +00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,125 +Say, 20 or 30%. + +779 +00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,458 +No problem. + +780 +00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:58,875 +Could I get one too? +I haven't had a raise since-- + +781 +00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,000 +- Shut up. +- Right. + +782 +00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,583 +Thanks, boss. + +783 +00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:05,291 +Who's that lady? +And what's this about a raise? + +784 +00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:09,000 +When grown-ups talk, +the little ones be quiet. + +785 +00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:10,791 +Little ones! + +786 +00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,041 +Change of plans. + +787 +00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:17,458 +From now on, +every toy we make in this workshop + +788 +00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:21,791 +has to come from this catalog. Got it? + +789 +00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,666 +Whatever you say, boss. + +790 +00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,541 +Let's get moving then. + +791 +00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:26,750 +Unbelievable. + +792 +00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:30,916 +We've never produced +a single toy brand exclusively. + +793 +00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,916 +Have you sold out to capitalism? +Who even are you? + +794 +00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,791 +I hear something down there. + +795 +00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:37,750 +Sounds like... + +796 +00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:41,208 +Can't make out a word. Can you? + +797 +00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,041 +Show some respect, +I've worked here for centuries. + +798 +00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:47,000 +Then you should already know +who's in charge. + +799 +00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,500 +Who do kids write, you or me? + +800 +00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,041 +Well, but when I-- + +801 +00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:55,916 +Who's the superstar, huh? +The legend of global folklore, you or me? + +802 +00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,500 +Yeah, but if you-- + +803 +00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:58,458 +Where are we? + +804 +00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:02,916 +In the annoying elf's workshop +or Santa's workshop? + +805 +00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,166 +Exactly. Now move those butts. + +806 +00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:11,125 +And you, little Rami, +drink your milk, or you'll never grow. + +807 +00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,875 +Something's off here. + +808 +00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,708 +We need help. + +809 +00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:23,416 +And... wipe-out! + +810 +00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,000 +Gentlemen, your phones. + +811 +00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:25,916 +Teach... + +812 +00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,958 +Ignore them. They're idiots. + +813 +00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,625 +Barely enough brainpower +to keep from peeing themselves. + +814 +00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:36,958 +Attention, time to assign +partners for the science project. + +815 +00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,083 +- No! +- Oh, come on, teach! + +816 +00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,083 +Can we work in threes? + +817 +00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,750 +- Silence! +- That's her. + +818 +00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,041 +Vermin! + +819 +00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:49,000 +The project on amphibians +goes to Rubén and... + +820 +00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,458 +- Hope it's the two of us. +- Juanjo! + +821 +00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,166 +- Great, you got the... +- Geek! + +822 +00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,666 +- Nailed it! +- No way... + +823 +00:41:57,291 --> 00:42:00,083 +Guess I'll be handling those frogs alone. + +824 +00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:03,916 +The project on reptiles goes to Mía and... + +825 +00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,833 +Lucas. + +826 +00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:06,125 +- Let's go! +- Hey! + +827 +00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:09,041 +As in, let's go easy on it, Rubén. + +828 +00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,625 +I'd love to work with you too, +but I'll deal with it. + +829 +00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,875 +Then why that goofy grin on your face? + +830 +00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,583 +Your place or mine? + +831 +00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,083 +What? + +832 +00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:24,250 +The project. Are we meeting +at your place or mine? + +833 +00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:27,416 +Mine. + +834 +00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:28,791 +Mine. + +835 +00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:32,333 +Let's move on to the webbed membranes. + +836 +00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,125 +Okay, I'll try this. + +837 +00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,750 +- I'm coming in from your left. +- Careful. + +838 +00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,000 +Pry here... + +839 +00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:40,458 +Slide this thing in here... + +840 +00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:41,416 +What happened? + +841 +00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,791 +No way. My God. + +842 +00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:44,875 +I'm starving. + +843 +00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,208 +Tell me about it. + +844 +00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:49,333 +I haven't eaten for hours, +I'm going to be all skin and bones here. + +845 +00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:50,916 +You wish... + +846 +00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,291 +Forget it. + +847 +00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,833 +It's over. + +848 +00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,250 +This Christmas, the bad guys win. + +849 +00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:58,791 +Want me to poke +a little hole so you can breathe? + +850 +00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:03,083 +I once had a hamster, +forgot to poke holes in the box... + +851 +00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:05,833 +Poor little Fernando Alonso. +He died on the last lap. + +852 +00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,833 +A little hole? + +853 +00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:10,458 +What for? I'm just another forgotten toy. + +854 +00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:13,500 +They had their fun, +and now I'm just old junk + +855 +00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:17,750 +in a world where kindness +doesn't matter anymore. + +856 +00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:21,666 +You're no junk. Old, for sure. +But you're no junk. + +857 +00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,666 +See that Scalextric there? + +858 +00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,125 +Did the Three Wise Men give it to me? +Nope. + +859 +00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,500 +Tooth Fairy? No way. + +860 +00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,291 +You did. + +861 +00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,666 +My mom said I was an idiot. + +862 +00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,750 +My dad said I was dumber than dirt. + +863 +00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,000 +My Aunt Pepa said I was human trash. + +864 +00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:39,708 +- And my grandma said-- +- I get it, Rafita. + +865 +00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:40,958 +And still, + +866 +00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:44,375 +you saw past that mess +and found a good heart inside. + +867 +00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:47,708 +And out there, there are millions of kids +like me who need you. + +868 +00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,375 +Hey. + +869 +00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,250 +Are you still with me? + +870 +00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,833 +Yeah, just a dramatic pause. + +871 +00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:00,583 +You really got me there. + +872 +00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,375 +Don't cry. + +873 +00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,958 +Don't you dare cry, +or I'll start bawling too. + +874 +00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:12,833 +- I know how to get you out. +- That's my Rafita. + +875 +00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:16,000 +You never let me down... Well, mostly, but... + +876 +00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:57,375 +Surprise! + +877 +00:44:57,458 --> 00:45:00,333 +What's all this? And what are you wearing? + +878 +00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:03,583 +I know what you're thinking, +“Wow, I've got the coolest dad ever.” + +879 +00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,541 +Today? Seriously, Dad? +Bit over the top, don't you think? + +880 +00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:10,291 +Why? Want a jellybean? + +881 +00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:13,708 +Look, Dad, no offense, +but this is super lame. + +882 +00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:17,458 +Maybe I got a bit carried away, +but I've got something you'll love. + +883 +00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,875 +We're writing our letter to Santa +and mailing it together! + +884 +00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:24,791 +And then you'll change my diaper, right? +I'm not a kid anymore. + +885 +00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,416 +Son, why would you say that? + +886 +00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,791 +After everything +we went through with Santa... + +887 +00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,916 +- Lucas! +- Shoot! It's five o'clock already? + +888 +00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,833 +Who's that? + +889 +00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:34,208 +Whatever happens, don't mention reindeer, + +890 +00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,875 +elves, or Santa, + +891 +00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:38,291 +or anything about flying +to deliver presents. + +892 +00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,541 +Don't say a word. + +893 +00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:40,833 +Can I at least breathe? + +894 +00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,625 +Quietly. Come on, take this off and hide. + +895 +00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,291 +All right, stop pushing. + +896 +00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,750 +Mía, what a surprise. + +897 +00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:54,083 +Didn't we agree to meet at 5:00 p.m. +to work on the project? + +898 +00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:57,791 +Yeah. It's a surprise +you're actually on time. + +899 +00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:00,125 +People are so unreliable nowadays. + +900 +00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:02,583 +Wow, you guys really love Christmas. + +901 +00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,750 +Yeah, sorry. +That's my dad, he's kind of a nerd. + +902 +00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,625 +Let's go to my room. Fewer lights there. + +903 +00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,666 +Sure. + +904 +00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,125 +As the holidays begin, +parents and children + +905 +00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:21,041 +enjoy these special days together. + +906 +00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:23,041 +Unless your kid ignores you. + +907 +00:46:23,125 --> 00:46:26,875 +Santa Claus awaits the letters +of thousands of excited children + +908 +00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:31,541 +to fill his sleigh with gifts +and deliver them around the world. + +909 +00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,916 +Rudolph, Rami, what are you doing here? + +910 +00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,625 +We've got an emergency. + +911 +00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,458 +There's an impostor +pretending to be Santa! + +912 +00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:39,541 +What? + +913 +00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:42,041 +- He's in the workshop with the elves! +- Really? + +914 +00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:45,416 +Good thing I hopped on Rudolph +and barely made it out. + +915 +00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,208 +- For real? +- As real as it gets! + +916 +00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:49,958 +That's wild. But why should I care? + +917 +00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,125 +Excuse me? + +918 +00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,375 +Santa's gone missing, +isn't that serious enough? + +919 +00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,750 +My son's gone missing too, okay? + +920 +00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,666 +Lucas is missing? + +921 +00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,458 +It's a conspiracy. + +922 +00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:03,541 +The Lucas I knew, anyway. + +923 +00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,875 +Now he's a teenager who ignores me, +and if he sees me here with you, + +924 +00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,625 +he'll stop talking to me for good. +So get out, both of you. + +925 +00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:12,750 +You selfish man! Christmas is in danger. + +926 +00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:16,125 +Santa's been kidnapped, or maybe worse. + +927 +00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,416 +And you're just walking away? + +928 +00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,000 +I thought you'd turned +into a good man, Salva. + +929 +00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,291 +No way! + +930 +00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:26,791 +I don't know him. +Get out of my house, freak! + +931 +00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,541 +- What are you talking about, Lucas? +- Wait, he knows your name. + +932 +00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:34,250 +A real elf! That's awesome. +And those ears! So cool! + +933 +00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:35,875 +And a reindeer! + +934 +00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,250 +Yeah, super cool. + +935 +00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,250 +He's my buddy. Right, Rami, my man? + +936 +00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,333 +That's what I thought. +That we were friends. + +937 +00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:44,166 +But your dad doesn't think so. + +938 +00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:46,583 +I told him Santa's been kidnapped, + +939 +00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,125 +and he won't help me. + +940 +00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,666 +Neither will Lucas. He's over Christmas. + +941 +00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:54,375 +Didn't even write a letter. +That's for "random" little kids. + +942 +00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:55,833 +Right, "bro"? + +943 +00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,875 +Yeah, that's so mid. + +944 +00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:01,791 +Wait, Santa's gone +and you're not gonna help? + +945 +00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:02,750 +Nope. + +946 +00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:07,708 +Of course we are. +We're going to find him right now. + +947 +00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,500 +Anything to contradict me, isn't it? + +948 +00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,041 +I like this girl. + +949 +00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,625 +Feeling's mutual. + +950 +00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:17,833 +All right, where do we start? +He could be anywhere in the world. + +951 +00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,041 +- We interrupt this broadcast... +- Look! + +952 +00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,791 +...for an urgent announcement +from the North Pole. + +953 +00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:24,416 +SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NORTH POLE + +954 +00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:29,083 +Dear children, I have +something very important to tell you. + +955 +00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,875 +That's the impostor. + +956 +00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,666 +After years and years of hard work, + +957 +00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,875 +it's time for me to retire. + +958 +00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:39,041 +So stop sending me letters. + +959 +00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,375 +But don't worry, +you'll still get your gifts. + +960 +00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:50,958 +I want one of these. + +961 +00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,125 +Here at Planet Toys, + +962 +00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:03,166 +we work hard to bring kids +the very best presents for the holidays. + +963 +00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,583 +Oh, the little hats... + +964 +00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:09,916 +They just can't resist the gifts. +Planet Toys. + +965 +00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:15,791 +And the best part, + +966 +00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,500 +you don't need to be good +or any of that nonsense. + +967 +00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:23,041 +All that matters +is that your parents pay, pay, and pay. + +968 +00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,666 +Cash, card, or Venmo, just pay up! + +969 +00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,000 +Ho, ho, ho! + +970 +00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:32,916 +So if you want your toys, +come to Planet Toys! + +971 +00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,291 +Twenty percent off, +no moral judgment included! + +972 +00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,750 +Isn't it wonderful? + +973 +00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:41,250 +Even if you've been total brats, +you can pick whatever toy you want. + +974 +00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,166 +Over 5,000 stores around the world. + +975 +00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,833 +What are you waiting for, kids? Come on! +Don't waste another second! + +976 +00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:51,750 +Planet Toys. A world of toys. + +977 +00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:53,916 +Looks like we know +where to start searching. + +978 +00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,375 +Let's head to that toy store. + +979 +00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:59,125 +Careful, it could be dangerous. +Rami and I should go. + +980 +00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:02,000 +And miss out on an adventure like this? +No way! + +981 +00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:03,708 +Didn't you say we never do stuff? + +982 +00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:07,375 +This is the perfect chance +for some father-son bonding. + +983 +00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,666 +- Fine, but you have to follow my lead-- +- Awesome! + +984 +00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,291 +- Let's save Christmas! +- Yeah! Time to spread the joy! + +985 +00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:19,833 +We're going to the North Pole +to find Santa and save Christmas! + +986 +00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,125 +It's mine! Let go! + +987 +00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,833 +- Hey! +- Mom! + +988 +00:50:28,916 --> 00:50:31,750 +Careful with the toys! +Don't get them dirty! + +989 +00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:36,916 +Where are you going? + +990 +00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,916 +Let go of me, ma'am! + +991 +00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,958 +Fantastic. + +992 +00:50:46,041 --> 00:50:47,708 +Wonderful. + +993 +00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,000 +See, Dad? + +994 +00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:53,583 +My latest campaign's a hit. +We're running out of stock! + +995 +00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:58,250 +There are still a few days till Christmas. +That's an unforgivable lack of planning. + +996 +00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,833 +Never happened to me in 50 years. + +997 +00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,208 +Relax, Dad. We'll restock this afternoon. + +998 +00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:06,250 +We're breaking sales records. +Aren't you proud of me? + +999 +00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,416 +Proud? + +1000 +00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,458 +I'd be proud if you'd built +a company from scratch like I did. + +1001 +00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,708 +Everything you have, you owe to me. + +1002 +00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,041 +Why is nothing I do +ever good enough for you? + +1003 +00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:19,958 +"Why is nothing I do +ever good enough for you?" + +1004 +00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:23,333 +You'd have made +a fine drama actress, my dear. + +1005 +00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,208 +I have a flight to the Alps. + +1006 +00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,791 +See you after the holidays. + +1007 +00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:33,583 +Mr. Anselmo. + +1008 +00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,416 +What a success, ma'am! +We'll be listed on the stock market next! + +1009 +00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:38,458 +You must be thrilled. + +1010 +00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:39,666 +Yes. + +1011 +00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,750 +I'm crying tears of joy. + +1012 +00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:50,625 +- New batch of Gretas in dock three. +- Good afternoon. + +1013 +00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,625 +Hey, busybodies! Let's move! + +1014 +00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:56,041 +Careful, I'm carrying something. +Coming through! + +1015 +00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:58,708 +Coming through. + +1016 +00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:01,875 +Hey, where do you think you're going? + +1017 +00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,166 +You don't look familiar. + +1018 +00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:09,125 +Nor do you. I'm from the factory. +Brought the new Grumpy Elf prototype. + +1019 +00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,791 +Man, that thing's ugly. + +1020 +00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,375 +Look who's talking, Mr. Timothée Chalamet. + +1021 +00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:15,416 +Huh? + +1022 +00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,083 +Just look at him. + +1023 +00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:18,791 +What an awful face. + +1024 +00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:22,083 +Those wrinkles, those dark circles, +it'll scare the kids. + +1025 +00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:24,041 +Can I open it, take a look? + +1026 +00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:27,375 +- No, it's fragile and might-- +- Yeah, I can open it. + +1027 +00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:29,500 +Let's see... + +1028 +00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:34,000 +- Those ears look real. +- It's well glued on. + +1029 +00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,791 +Hey, don't you have +Sudokus to do or something? + +1030 +00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:39,083 +It doesn't do anything. +Where's the power button? + +1031 +00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,708 +Where's the button? + +1032 +00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,375 +Touch its belly. + +1033 +00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,625 +Careful, it's heating up. + +1034 +00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:52,125 +- It just turned on. +- Man, it squared me good! + +1035 +00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:53,791 +All right, smarty. All right. + +1036 +00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,958 +Don't mess with it, you'll break it. + +1037 +00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:58,250 +Fine. But this is gonna flop. + +1038 +00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,250 +- Yeah, sure. +- It looks like an old grump. + +1039 +00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:04,666 +RAMI +THE REAL GRUMPY ELF + +1040 +00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:10,375 +- You know the drill. +- Yeah, hurry up. + +1041 +00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,166 +I think kids will love this. +It's adorable. + +1042 +00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:24,083 +Dear customers, +our store closes in a few minutes. + +1043 +00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:26,666 +Please make your way to the exits. +Thank you. + +1044 +00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,625 +That went great. Let's go. + +1045 +00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,708 +Sir! The store is closing, sir! +Please head to the exits. + +1046 +00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,166 +Give me patience. + +1047 +00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:50,583 +Sir! Hey! + +1048 +00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,500 +Sir! + +1049 +00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,083 +Come on, Dad. + +1050 +00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,166 +- Sir! +- Let's go. + +1051 +00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:57,916 +In here. + +1052 +00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,458 +Okay... + +1053 +00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:29,291 +- I could barely breathe. +- Why weren't you breathing? + +1054 +00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,208 +Because these foam balls smell awful. + +1055 +00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,000 +Dad... there's a diaper on you! + +1056 +00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:35,250 +Gross! + +1057 +00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,833 +Well... + +1058 +00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:41,083 +- Remember when we snuck in--? +- Let's go, Mía! + +1059 +00:54:42,291 --> 00:54:43,291 +Wait for me. + +1060 +00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,125 +- The door. +- Wait up. + +1061 +00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,583 +Hey, important. Password time, okay? + +1062 +00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,083 +A little drink... + +1063 +00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000 +Of anise. + +1064 +00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:07,166 +Told you it was a perfect plan, didn't I? + +1065 +00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,750 +Clearly you haven't been frisked +by a gorilla in a uniform. + +1066 +00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,666 +What's that smell? + +1067 +00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:15,375 +Poop. Move, quick. Come on. + +1068 +00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,416 +- This way. +- Let's go. + +1069 +00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:20,875 +- To the right! +- Watch out, Lucas. + +1070 +00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,458 +There we go. Bet you're glad, aren't you? + +1071 +00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:29,916 +That I took that mechanics class +instead of IT, which is useless. + +1072 +00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000 +You're a legend, Rafita. +Think this will hold? + +1073 +00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,708 +Of course. I'm a pro. + +1074 +00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:37,166 +I once built a go-kart +out of a cookie box. + +1075 +00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,458 +Then try to start it, Rafita, +for God's sake! + +1076 +00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,833 +Now a hard right! + +1077 +00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:45,833 +Rafita! I'm gonna puke! + +1078 +00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:49,291 +There's someone else in the store. + +1079 +00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,791 +This is exciting, huh, Mía? + +1080 +00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:57,125 +Right? +Great father-son quality time, isn't it? + +1081 +00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:58,083 +Yeah, sure, Dad. + +1082 +00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:02,083 +Enough chatter. +Where do we start investigating? + +1083 +00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:05,375 +The boss's name is Candela Iriarte. +We could check her office. + +1084 +00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:07,791 +Great idea! You're as smart as you are cu... + +1085 +00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:08,791 +As I am what? + +1086 +00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:11,125 +As you're good a skater. + +1087 +00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,041 +"As you're good a skater." + +1088 +00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:16,375 +Jealous, are we? + +1089 +00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,125 +Here it is. Top floor. + +1090 +00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:26,125 +Wow, huge office. +Boss always gets the biggest one. + +1091 +00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:29,583 +Just don't knock anything over. +Rami, you break everything. + +1092 +00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:32,625 +Come on, let's start searching. +You two, check the computer. + +1093 +00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:36,958 +Rami, look in those top drawers. +I'll check the ones down here. + +1094 +00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:39,916 +If that's a short joke, +I'm not in the mood. + +1095 +00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,333 +Sorry, didn't mean it that way. +Let's swap. + +1096 +00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:46,666 +And remember, don't make noise, okay? + +1097 +00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:49,416 +Dad! + +1098 +00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:52,000 +Sorry. + +1099 +00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,333 +Look. + +1100 +00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:58,500 +- That's him! The impostor! +- What an incredible acting range. + +1101 +00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,083 +Doesn't matter. +This proves they've got Santa. + +1102 +00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,416 +Quick, hide! + +1103 +00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,666 +In the closet. + +1104 +00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,416 +Mía, wait for me. + +1105 +00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,250 +Huh? What's this? + +1106 +00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:22,041 +Note: Sebastián, fire the cleaning lady. + +1107 +00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:24,791 +If she's actually on contract, that is. + +1108 +00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:32,166 +Christmas is great, people spend, I rake. + +1109 +00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:37,166 +Another sales record crushed. + +1110 +00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,541 +Ma'am. + +1111 +00:57:39,625 --> 00:57:40,625 +What? + +1112 +00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,916 +I need to tell you something, +but please don't be mad. + +1113 +00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,958 +Speak. + +1114 +00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:46,875 +Santa Claus is gone. + +1115 +00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,875 +- What?! +- Yeah, the chest is missing! + +1116 +00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,833 +This could ruin our whole plan! + +1117 +00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:54,750 +I swear we'll find him +before anyone notices. + +1118 +00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:57,750 +What the hell...? + +1119 +00:57:57,833 --> 00:58:00,541 +Hi, I'm Manolo, the IT guy. + +1120 +00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:02,541 +I didn't hear a word +of what just happened. + +1121 +00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,916 +Sebastián, we're being hacked! + +1122 +00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,583 +Manolo? Our IT guy's name is Andrés. + +1123 +00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:10,708 +Right, it's Andrés Manuel. +It's a compound name. + +1124 +00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,041 +Who are those kids? + +1125 +00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,041 +- Sebastián, call security. +- Right away. + +1126 +00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:16,875 +- Security, to the office. +- No! + +1127 +00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,125 +Come on, Sebastián! + +1128 +00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,125 +How many people are in here?! + +1129 +00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:26,375 +This is trespassing! They're squatters! + +1130 +00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:30,291 +We're just a family, +bit of a dysfunctional one, + +1131 +00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:32,083 +who only wants to... Run! + +1132 +00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,083 +After them, Sebastián! + +1133 +00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,708 +Don't leave me alone, Sebastián! + +1134 +00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,458 +Go! + +1135 +00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,875 +- Faster! Move! +- I'm coming! + +1136 +00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:49,958 +- Split up! +- Hey! + +1137 +00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:51,291 +- To the right! +- Go! + +1138 +00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:53,250 +- Mía, that way! +- Lucas, this way! + +1139 +00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:56,875 +- This way. +- After them! + +1140 +00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:01,291 +Sebastián, you go on, I can't. + +1141 +00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:15,166 +Mommy... + +1142 +00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,958 +Huh? Oh! The little doll! + +1143 +00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:33,375 +Little doll? + +1144 +00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:42,250 +Ha, ha! + +1145 +00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:44,375 +See ya! + +1146 +00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:50,333 +Look! + +1147 +00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,250 +Over here! + +1148 +00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:53,625 +Hey! + +1149 +00:59:58,375 --> 00:59:59,500 +Let go of me! Hands off! + +1150 +00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:02,500 +Boss, I got one! I got one, boss! + +1151 +01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:03,416 +Let go of me! + +1152 +01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,166 +Let him go! + +1153 +01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,458 +This way, Lucas! + +1154 +01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:21,708 +Coming! + +1155 +01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,000 +We can get out that way! + +1156 +01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:35,500 +Salva? + +1157 +01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,833 +- Rafita. +- I found Santa! + +1158 +01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:40,750 +He's in here. +They locked him up to destroy Christmas. + +1159 +01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,666 +Rafita, who gave you your license? + +1160 +01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,458 +You've gotta be kidding me. + +1161 +01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,000 +No, really. He's right here. + +1162 +01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,416 +Get me out of here! + +1163 +01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:54,166 +Pathetic. + +1164 +01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:58,041 +Mía. + +1165 +01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:02,000 +Looks like Christmas is in our hands now. + +1166 +01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:04,708 +Hey! + +1167 +01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:06,958 +Careful! What's this all about?! + +1168 +01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:09,750 +What are you planning to do with us? +I've got work tomorrow! + +1169 +01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:13,333 +- You actually work on Christmas Eve? +- That Ramoncín has got no soul. + +1170 +01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:15,541 +- I told you that kid-- +- Quiet! + +1171 +01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,250 +Hope you don't get seasick, + +1172 +01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:21,875 +because you're taking a trip +to our factory in Jakarta. + +1173 +01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:25,666 +Your plan's insane! +You'll never fool the kids! + +1174 +01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,458 +Children are pure souls. + +1175 +01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:30,500 +They can always tell +who the real Santa is. + +1176 +01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:35,041 +My family's lived off +those pure souls for generations, + +1177 +01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:39,125 +and I can assure you +they're the dumbest creatures on Earth. + +1178 +01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:40,625 +Doors. + +1179 +01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,791 +Oh, one more thing, + +1180 +01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,666 +if we don't see each other again, +happy holidays. + +1181 +01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,125 +Happy holidays. + +1182 +01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:57,041 +- She's got some nerve... +- She's evil. + +1183 +01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,000 +They crack me up! + +1184 +01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:00,791 +Unbelievable. + +1185 +01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,208 +Seriously? Another year of this? + +1186 +01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:08,458 +Hey, this time it's not my fault. + +1187 +01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:11,166 +- He's right. It's Salva's. +- Excuse me? + +1188 +01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:13,666 +If you'd come with me, +they wouldn't have caught me. + +1189 +01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:17,208 +How's it my fault for going straight? +Tell that to the guy trapped in there. + +1190 +01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:19,708 +The worst part is +there's a maniac at the North Pole + +1191 +01:02:19,791 --> 01:02:23,041 +bossing around the elves +and running Christmas. + +1192 +01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,916 +No, the worst part +is we dragged Mía and Lucas into this. + +1193 +01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,416 +Who knows where they are now... + +1194 +01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,166 +Whoa, dude! + +1195 +01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:31,791 +Lucas! + +1196 +01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:33,833 +- Dad! +- What's up, Rafita? + +1197 +01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,708 +You okay? + +1198 +01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:38,791 +- Knew you still loved me. +- Yeah, but keep it down. + +1199 +01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:40,625 +And who's this guy? + +1200 +01:02:40,708 --> 01:02:42,458 +This is my buddy, Lolo. + +1201 +01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,916 +- Lolo Musicolo. +- Yes. + +1202 +01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,541 +Scared us half to death, +but it was worth it. + +1203 +01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,083 +He opened that truck in seconds. + +1204 +01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:50,041 +Opens more doors than a mayor's brother. + +1205 +01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:53,916 +Enough chatting. +We need to free Santa and get moving. + +1206 +01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,208 +Thanks, young lady. + +1207 +01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:58,666 +I don't know you, but you seem +like the only smart one in this bunch. + +1208 +01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:02,958 +Impossible, this lock would take +a master locksmith to crack. + +1209 +01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,458 +Fine, I'll open it, but on one condition. + +1210 +01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:11,250 +I get to keep whatever's in there. + +1211 +01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:14,708 +No, that'd be stealing. +We're good kids now. + +1212 +01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,875 +Salva, please, cut the crap. +Let him open it and take what he wants. + +1213 +01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:29,500 +Ho, ho, ho! No kidnapping can stop Santa! + +1214 +01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:32,583 +I'm back! They'd better be ready! + +1215 +01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:50,333 +What now? Ever heard of knocking? +Can't you see I'm busy? + +1216 +01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:51,416 +Sorry. + +1217 +01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,000 +Where's our truck now? + +1218 +01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:55,833 +It should've set sail by now, ma'am. +Don't worry. + +1219 +01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:58,375 +And if you don't mind, +I'm heading home with Mom. + +1220 +01:03:58,458 --> 01:04:00,333 +Christmas Eve's our favorite night. + +1221 +01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:03,000 +It's just the two of us, +but she cooks for an army. + +1222 +01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,375 +Can't relate to that problem. + +1223 +01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:07,291 +Don't tell me you have dinner alone! + +1224 +01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:10,208 +Come have dinner with us! +My mom's roast is legendary. + +1225 +01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:12,333 +Then we can play Scrabble, +all three of us! + +1226 +01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,625 +No! + +1227 +01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:15,125 +Okay, Monopoly then! + +1228 +01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,583 +Oh, for crying out loud! + +1229 +01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:22,250 +Why's our truck parked there? +It's wide open! + +1230 +01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:24,958 +Let's go! + +1231 +01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:28,416 +- Say something, Sebastián! +- Something! + +1232 +01:04:32,541 --> 01:04:36,333 +Useless people! +I'm surrounded by useless people! + +1233 +01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:43,500 +All right, everyone calm down. + +1234 +01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:45,958 +This won't ruin my victory. + +1235 +01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:50,416 +No one can stop the inevitable. + +1236 +01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,916 +Knock it off with those rocks, rock guy. + +1237 +01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,916 +They're gone, okay? I'm out of rocks. + +1238 +01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,125 +Whoa, the real Santa Claus. + +1239 +01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:21,250 +That's right, the real deal. +Don't take knock-offs like this guy. + +1240 +01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:25,125 +I can't believe this. +Three hundred years without a hitch, + +1241 +01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:28,000 +and this will be +the one year we have to resign. + +1242 +01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:29,583 +Not we. You. + +1243 +01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:32,250 +Can't believe you got tricked +by some wannabe actor. + +1244 +01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,375 +Again, we have to find a way + +1245 +01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:37,291 +to get back to the North Pole +before Christmas Eve dinner. + +1246 +01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:40,833 +It's hopeless. +For the first time in my life, + +1247 +01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,041 +I'm going to let the children down. + +1248 +01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,833 +How could I not give up, Rudolph? + +1249 +01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541 +I've got nothing left! + +1250 +01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,375 +No sleigh, nothing but... + +1251 +01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,000 +one grumpy elf, two moody teens, + +1252 +01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,125 +a guy with a bum arm, and Salva, + +1253 +01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:01,041 +who picked this year to be a good boy. + +1254 +01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,750 +So what is it, be good, be bad? +Make up your mind. + +1255 +01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,833 +See? Told you this was pointless. + +1256 +01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:12,000 +Wait! You're right, Rudolph, you genius! + +1257 +01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,083 +What? + +1258 +01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:16,833 +The tricked-out sleigh your dad built! +We could use that! + +1259 +01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:18,833 +That's it! + +1260 +01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,458 +Rafita, where is it? + +1261 +01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,000 +Rafita... + +1262 +01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,333 +Tell me you didn't junk it. + +1263 +01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,958 +Junk it? Me? + +1264 +01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,083 +Never. + +1265 +01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,041 +I sold it. + +1266 +01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,125 +It's fine. I'm sure whoever bought it + +1267 +01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:41,375 +is a great guy who'll lend it to us, +no problem. + +1268 +01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:42,291 +Huh? + +1269 +01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,291 +Oh sure, no problem at all! + +1270 +01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,625 +If you need the sleigh-car +for an emergency, + +1271 +01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,875 +just take it, no big deal. + +1272 +01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:51,166 +Oh wow, that's great! Thanks so much! + +1273 +01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,500 +No, you idiot! It's business! + +1274 +01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:56,875 +A deal, genius. Stand your ground, +make it worth your while. + +1275 +01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:59,541 +It's Christmas! Santa himself needs it. + +1276 +01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,833 +Don't look at me, I'm retired. + +1277 +01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:04,333 +The boss now is Ramoncín. +This guy's got no heart. + +1278 +01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:08,083 +He's like those sharks from One Street. +All he's missing is the slicked-back hair. + +1279 +01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:09,083 +Pay up! + +1280 +01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:11,833 +- Let's be clear, Ramón-- +- Nope. He's the boss. + +1281 +01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,750 +I'm the boss. + +1282 +01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:17,208 +Listen, Ramoncín, +lend us the sleigh, or I quit. + +1283 +01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:18,125 +Wait, what? + +1284 +01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:20,750 +- And no more of those daily sandwiches. +- What?! + +1285 +01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:25,791 +Our masterpiece as mechanics. + +1286 +01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:30,416 +Salvador Molina, you genius! +Bravo, Rafita! + +1287 +01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:32,666 +All right... + +1288 +01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,750 +Enough. + +1289 +01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,291 +You're drooling on me, stop! + +1290 +01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:38,083 +Now, let's tune her up. + +1291 +01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,625 +Okay. + +1292 +01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,416 +Out. + +1293 +01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:46,666 +Okay. + +1294 +01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,375 +Ma'am. + +1295 +01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,250 +You should see this. + +1296 +01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,708 +Hello, boys and girls. + +1297 +01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:55,875 +I'M THE REAL SANTA CLAUS + +1298 +01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,750 +This is Santa Claus +with an important announcement. + +1299 +01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,833 +That man in the commercial was a fake. + +1300 +01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:03,125 +No! + +1301 +01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:07,541 +I would never give +such a terrible message to the world. + +1302 +01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:13,375 +That ad was made +by a cruel and heartless company, + +1303 +01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:14,791 +Planet Toys, + +1304 +01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:18,125 +who kidnapped me to make a profit! + +1305 +01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:22,083 +Looks like they've forgotten +the true spirit of Christmas. + +1306 +01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:27,750 +No! + +1307 +01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:31,625 +So don't forget to send your letters, + +1308 +01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:35,208 +I'll be here, always, +to make your dreams come true. + +1309 +01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,083 +Ho, ho, ho! + +1310 +01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,000 +This is going viral on social media. + +1311 +01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:05,750 +TOY ROOM 1 + +1312 +01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:08,791 +From dawn till dusk, we make toys + +1313 +01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:13,208 +Our strength is fading fast + +1314 +01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:17,291 +We're running out of steam + +1315 +01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:21,333 +At this rate, we're toast + +1316 +01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,041 +Yes? + +1317 +01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:31,250 +You need to shut down and get out. +Santa's escaped, he's heading your way! + +1318 +01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:36,333 +What? I'm not leaving my home +because some fake Santa's on the loose. + +1319 +01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:37,791 +What are you talking about? + +1320 +01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:41,583 +You're not Santa, you're a washed-up actor +who should be waiting tables. + +1321 +01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:45,333 +Washed up? You're washed up. +Your dad would be ashamed of you. + +1322 +01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,000 +I've finally landed the role of my life, + +1323 +01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:51,083 +and I'm not +giving it up for anyone, got it? + +1324 +01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:52,250 +No one! + +1325 +01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,916 +What are you all looking at? + +1326 +01:09:58,833 --> 01:09:59,750 +Back to work! + +1327 +01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,625 +Come on, people, let's bring the energy. + +1328 +01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:09,291 +I've got to get ready for my big scene. + +1329 +01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,666 +This is the end. + +1330 +01:10:14,166 --> 01:10:15,458 +My father was right. + +1331 +01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,250 +Ma'am... + +1332 +01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,875 +I'm useless. I'll never be good enough. + +1333 +01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,333 +Don't say that. + +1334 +01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:27,208 +You're smarter, sharper, +more creative, more efficient... + +1335 +01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,500 +I've always loved you. + +1336 +01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:33,125 +No way... + +1337 +01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:35,083 +No way... + +1338 +01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,750 +I know I'm not good enough for you. + +1339 +01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,000 +Quiet. Look. + +1340 +01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,625 +They're returning all the toys. + +1341 +01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,250 +- We have to get out of here. +- Yeah. + +1342 +01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:52,750 +No, please! Don't! + +1343 +01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,583 +Vultures! + +1344 +01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:03,875 +Easy now! Please stay calm. +Receipts first, everyone. + +1345 +01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,875 +Rudolph's hitched up. + +1346 +01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:11,625 +All right, giddy-up, no time to waste. + +1347 +01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:13,833 +I think you'll need this. + +1348 +01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:20,250 +Rami, you're the best head elf +a Santa could ask for. + +1349 +01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,208 +Whoa, what's that? + +1350 +01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:25,958 +It's the magic gateway. + +1351 +01:11:26,041 --> 01:11:29,500 +That's how the elves +send gifts from the workshop. + +1352 +01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:33,666 +If it's opening now, +it means we're running out of time. + +1353 +01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:39,750 +- Awesome! +- Whoa, it's full of elves! + +1354 +01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:40,875 +Hi! + +1355 +01:11:43,416 --> 01:11:45,583 +I have to see this. I'm going in! + +1356 +01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:47,916 +What's that girl doing? + +1357 +01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000 +We can't leave her alone with that maniac! + +1358 +01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:52,750 +If something happens to her, +the PTA will kill me! + +1359 +01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:53,791 +Mía, wait for me! + +1360 +01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,250 +No! Wait for me! + +1361 +01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:56,708 +Salva, you can't! + +1362 +01:11:56,791 --> 01:12:00,458 +Come on, Salva, +if an adult could go through that portal, + +1363 +01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:03,583 +don't you think I'd be in there +catching that fraud myself? + +1364 +01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:09,291 +Only the pure of heart, +and under five feet tall, + +1365 +01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,375 +can cross the portal. + +1366 +01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:18,625 +Enough with the short jokes. + +1367 +01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:22,166 +I'm always the one +saving your butts anyway. + +1368 +01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,833 +Quit grumbling and get in. + +1369 +01:12:23,916 --> 01:12:25,416 +Careful! + +1370 +01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:29,208 +Cool! All the elves! + +1371 +01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,541 +Hi. + +1372 +01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:31,833 +They're friends of mine. + +1373 +01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,125 +Keep quiet. He's around here. + +1374 +01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:36,208 +Hurry, he's very grumpy. + +1375 +01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:40,041 +Come on. We can't let Mauro see us. + +1376 +01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:41,583 +He may think he's all grown up, + +1377 +01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,958 +but I'm not leaving my son +alone in the North Pole. + +1378 +01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:45,791 +I'm not leaving my buddy alone either. + +1379 +01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:49,250 +I knew I could count on you, friends. + +1380 +01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,500 +All right, +let's see if Rudolph's up for it. + +1381 +01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:54,125 +My boy can handle anything. + +1382 +01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:57,250 +Come on, +we've got a Christmas to save! Giddy-up! + +1383 +01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:03,500 +Well... you might just pull this off. + +1384 +01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,041 +I don't know. I feel kinda ridiculous. + +1385 +01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:07,791 +I think you look great. + +1386 +01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:10,250 +Okay, let's do this. + +1387 +01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,125 +You think it'll work? + +1388 +01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:15,291 +I spiked enough elven punch +to knock out five reindeer, + +1389 +01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:19,833 +and that guy's got a real taste for it. + +1390 +01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:24,166 +Wait. You're missing one last touch. + +1391 +01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:36,666 +No true elf goes without pointy ears. + +1392 +01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:40,208 +And these are top of the line. + +1393 +01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:48,416 +I'm the king of the world. + +1394 +01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:52,750 +More elven punch, sir? + +1395 +01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:56,208 +See all these countries? + +1396 +01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:57,875 +See the whole wide world? + +1397 +01:13:57,958 --> 01:14:01,541 +Tonight, the entire planet's watching me! + +1398 +01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:05,208 +Of course, sir. +Then you'd better stay hydrated. + +1399 +01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:06,375 +A little more punch? + +1400 +01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:10,208 +Oh, I love it. +I could bathe in elven punch. + +1401 +01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:11,291 +Go ahead, drink up. + +1402 +01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:13,416 +But I've already had too much. +I shouldn't. + +1403 +01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:16,750 +Sure you should. +It's Christmas Eve. Celebrate. + +1404 +01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:17,666 +Drink. + +1405 +01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:19,625 +Did your voice just crack? + +1406 +01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:22,291 +You two are new here, aren't you? + +1407 +01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:34,666 +We have to move quietly. Let's go. + +1408 +01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,541 +What has this lunatic done? + +1409 +01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:46,916 +I can't believe it! +I thought Santa's workshop wasn't real, + +1410 +01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,416 +like the White House! + +1411 +01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:52,166 +Rafita, you exist to prove there's room +for everyone in this world. Focus! + +1412 +01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:57,500 +Where are you? +Show yourself, you impostor! + +1413 +01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,041 +Show yourself! + +1414 +01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,083 +- Santa! +- Help us! Get us out of here! + +1415 +01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:06,041 +My little elves! + +1416 +01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,541 +Well, well, well... + +1417 +01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,375 +Look who showed up, the has-been himself! + +1418 +01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:19,750 +You fraud! +How could anyone mistake you for me? + +1419 +01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,041 +I'm way more athletic! + +1420 +01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:23,958 +Your reign of terror ends now! + +1421 +01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,458 +Get out of my workshop! + +1422 +01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,708 +This is my home now. + +1423 +01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:34,333 +And I'm a better Santa +than you've ever been, fatso. + +1424 +01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:38,458 +"Fatso"? Thanks to me, +we live in a kinder world! + +1425 +01:15:38,541 --> 01:15:41,708 +And thanks to me, +we have a healthier profit margin! + +1426 +01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:43,208 +I'm much more cheerful! + +1427 +01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:44,875 +And I'm more efficient! + +1428 +01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,166 +I'm known for my generosity! + +1429 +01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:51,166 +So am I! In fact, +I've even got a little present for you. + +1430 +01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,833 +Here! + +1431 +01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:55,625 +- We're in here! +- Get us out! + +1432 +01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:56,875 +- Dad! +- Over here! + +1433 +01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,208 +- Here! +- Over here! + +1434 +01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,291 +Lucas! Mía! + +1435 +01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,208 +Rami! + +1436 +01:16:01,416 --> 01:16:04,666 +You really thought +I was dumb enough not to notice? + +1437 +01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,208 +Still, that punch was delicious, + +1438 +01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:09,250 +but I don't go down easy. + +1439 +01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:11,000 +Man, how's he still standing? + +1440 +01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,500 +Let us go! + +1441 +01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:15,291 +Sorry, kid, but I need some guarantees. + +1442 +01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:17,291 +Let go of my son or I'll knock you out. + +1443 +01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:20,666 +Easy now. I'm crazy, and I know it. + +1444 +01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,208 +Don't anyone come near me, or else... + +1445 +01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:23,458 +Or else? + +1446 +01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:24,916 +What about it? + +1447 +01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,750 +Or else what? What's gonna happen? +Finish the sentence. + +1448 +01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:33,041 +Geez, Rafita. +It's obvious, he'd hurt the kids. + +1449 +01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,791 +Is that really what you'll do? + +1450 +01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:35,708 +Of course! + +1451 +01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,041 +- What a monster... +- Back off! + +1452 +01:16:37,583 --> 01:16:39,583 +I want to see you hit the ground. + +1453 +01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:44,583 +- Only one can remain. +- Yeah, and it'll be me. + +1454 +01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:52,291 +- Dad! +- Lucas! Mía! + +1455 +01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,208 +Careful! + +1456 +01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,833 +No! + +1457 +01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:59,083 +Hey! Don't push it, big guy. + +1458 +01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:07,791 +Impostor! + +1459 +01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,291 +Now. No, wait! + +1460 +01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,750 +Back it up. + +1461 +01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:33,666 +You're finished. + +1462 +01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,541 +You didn't count on me +spending three years + +1463 +01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,958 +playing a pirate on a tourist cruise. + +1464 +01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:39,208 +Fine. + +1465 +01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:42,250 +But you're forgetting I'm magical. + +1466 +01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:44,833 +Ho, ho, ho! + +1467 +01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,083 +Yay! + +1468 +01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,875 +Surrender! + +1469 +01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:54,250 +Yes, of course, +Mister Santa, don't hurt me. + +1470 +01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:56,125 +It was the toy lady's fault. + +1471 +01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:58,000 +I only wanted a role. + +1472 +01:17:58,083 --> 01:18:00,875 +Please, +find it in your heart to forgive me. + +1473 +01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:04,375 +All right. I forgive you. Get up, Mauro. + +1474 +01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,583 +See? Compassion +is the most powerful weapon. + +1475 +01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:10,250 +No! Watch out! + +1476 +01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:14,041 +No! + +1477 +01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,583 +- No! +- Watch out! + +1478 +01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,041 +Don't move! + +1479 +01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:26,041 +Or you. + +1480 +01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:27,500 +Or you. + +1481 +01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:29,208 +Shoot him, Dad! + +1482 +01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:30,708 +Who? + +1483 +01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:31,666 +Move it! + +1484 +01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,208 +How can you not recognize me, Salva? + +1485 +01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,375 +I'm the real Santa Claus! + +1486 +01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:37,666 +Ho, ho, ho! + +1487 +01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,166 +No! I'm the real Santa Claus! + +1488 +01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,583 +Ho, ho, ho! + +1489 +01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:44,666 +This is impossible. +Even their laughs sound the same. + +1490 +01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:48,250 +Ask them something +only the real Santa would know. + +1491 +01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:51,875 +What did Lucas ask for Christmas +in his letter this year? + +1492 +01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,250 +I do. I know. + +1493 +01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,291 +Gotcha. + +1494 +01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,208 +What the...? + +1495 +01:18:58,291 --> 01:19:00,125 +I can't move my arm, you maniac! + +1496 +01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:03,208 +You fell right into my trap. +Lucas didn't write a letter this year. + +1497 +01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:06,458 +- No, Dad. I did. +- You've gotta be kidding me. + +1498 +01:19:06,541 --> 01:19:09,208 +It's just... I still believe in Santa. + +1499 +01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:12,541 +Thank you, Lucas. +Good to know I can still count on you. + +1500 +01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:14,541 +- Later, losers! +- He's getting away! + +1501 +01:19:16,333 --> 01:19:20,125 +Hasta la vista, babies! +My vengeance will be great! + +1502 +01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:21,875 +Eh, let him go. + +1503 +01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:25,750 +The polar bears are so hungry this year, +he won't last ten minutes. + +1504 +01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:27,000 +- Come on! +- Let's go! + +1505 +01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:28,333 +- Let's go! +- Move! + +1506 +01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:29,250 +Dad. + +1507 +01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,250 +- The elves! +- Dad! + +1508 +01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:36,500 +Lucas! Mía! + +1509 +01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:40,208 +Wait, hold on. +All these doubles have scrambled my brain. + +1510 +01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:42,458 +How do I know your dad's really your dad? + +1511 +01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:45,125 +- You're an idiot, you know that? +- Yeah, that's him. + +1512 +01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,041 +No time to celebrate. + +1513 +01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:50,916 +It's Christmas Eve, +and those toys won't deliver themselves. + +1514 +01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,208 +We'll never make it in time this year. + +1515 +01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,250 +You're forgetting one thing, +this year we've got two sleighs! + +1516 +01:19:57,958 --> 01:20:01,583 +Way to save the day, Salvador! + +1517 +01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:04,333 +Ho, ho, ho! + +1518 +01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,500 +Whoa! This is awesome! + +1519 +01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:19,166 +Can I drive it? Can I, can I? + +1520 +01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:22,333 +Rafita, behave, +or you're staying here, got it? + +1521 +01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:26,375 +Your choice, Salva. +Southern or Northern Hemisphere? + +1522 +01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:28,958 +Southern. It's warmer down there. + +1523 +01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,500 +Wish us luck, everyone! + +1524 +01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:34,125 +Clean those chimneys... + +1525 +01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:36,583 +I love it when they get all sing-songy! + +1526 +01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:38,416 +I prefer them quiet. + +1527 +01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,208 +Giddy-up! + +1528 +01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:46,666 +- Bye! +- Have fun! + +1529 +01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:47,750 +Ready? + +1530 +01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:48,666 +- Let's go! +- Yeah! + +1531 +01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:50,125 +Then let's ride! + +1532 +01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:58,583 +It's too late. +I've never been this behind on deliveries. + +1533 +01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:01,125 +Then step on it, Santa, +no speed limits up in the sky. + +1534 +01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:03,625 +You're something else, Rafita. +But you're right. + +1535 +01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:04,541 +Let's go! + +1536 +01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:10,083 +- Only four hours left, Dad! +- Oh man, I'm stressing out! Hurry! + +1537 +01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,125 +Don't worry, it's fine. +My dad's an expert pilot. + +1538 +01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:16,958 +Who said I was scared? This is awesome! + +1539 +01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:18,333 +Full speed ahead! + +1540 +01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:19,583 +Go, go, go! + +1541 +01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,958 +Whoa, easy! + +1542 +01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,708 +Paris, Rafita. The gifts. To the elves! + +1543 +01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:26,625 +On it, Santa! + +1544 +01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:29,375 +Heya! + +1545 +01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,500 +Paris. + +1546 +01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:34,666 +Paris. + +1547 +01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:37,375 +Whoa, easy! + +1548 +01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:40,000 +Tunisia! You're gonna love this! + +1549 +01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:42,583 +So cool! + +1550 +01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:50,000 +- Two hours left. +- Then let's fly! + +1551 +01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:58,625 +Rafita, your turn! + +1552 +01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:01,083 +I'm Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho! + +1553 +01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,708 +No! Not headfirst! + +1554 +01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:03,875 +Chile! + +1555 +01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:05,458 +There. + +1556 +01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:06,708 +Next one! + +1557 +01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:09,583 +Buenos Aires! + +1558 +01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:10,833 +Santa Fe! + +1559 +01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:12,083 +Corrientes! + +1560 +01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:15,125 +Let's hit Russia, Rafita! + +1561 +01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:18,375 +- Their salad's delicious. +- Yeah, but no peas in mine. + +1562 +01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,083 +What's that? + +1563 +01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:22,750 +- A bird? +- An airplane. + +1564 +01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,208 +Nope, it's those two! + +1565 +01:22:25,291 --> 01:22:26,625 +- It's Salva! +- What? + +1566 +01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:27,833 +He's coming in hot! + +1567 +01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,375 +Look out! + +1568 +01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:31,958 +- Watch it! +- Pull up, Santa! + +1569 +01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:44,166 +Oh boy! + +1570 +01:22:48,875 --> 01:22:52,000 +Elves! The Kazakhstan gifts! + +1571 +01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:58,083 +- Dad, get inside! +- You're up! + +1572 +01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:00,458 +No way. You never know +where a chimney might end. + +1573 +01:23:00,541 --> 01:23:03,166 +- Chicken! +- Chicken! + +1574 +01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,791 +Okay, okay! I'm coming! + +1575 +01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,791 +Rafita! The gifts for San Francisco! + +1576 +01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:15,416 +You could give me a hand, you know. + +1577 +01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,750 +Ándale, Papito! + +1578 +01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:18,916 +Lose the hat. + +1579 +01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,500 +We're bringing gifts, not taking them! + +1580 +01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:26,958 +Merry Christmas! + +1581 +01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,000 +Cairo. + +1582 +01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:29,541 +Dubai. + +1583 +01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,666 +Istanbul. + +1584 +01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:34,125 +Sri Lanka. + +1585 +01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,875 +- Thamaga. +- Chiúre. São Paulo. + +1586 +01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,000 +Córdoba. + +1587 +01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:43,458 +- Yes! +- Yes! We did it! + +1588 +01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:46,875 +Another year, every kid got their present. + +1589 +01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:49,708 +Whoa, what an epic night, I tell you. + +1590 +01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:51,833 +Thanks, Santa. + +1591 +01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:56,750 +Glad you enjoyed it. +Couldn't have done it without you all. + +1592 +01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:59,666 +Yeah. Hey, I was thinking. + +1593 +01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,041 +I know I'm kinda big, and my arm's dead, + +1594 +01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,250 +but could I be one of your elves? + +1595 +01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:06,916 +- No, Rafita. +- Oh... + +1596 +01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:09,958 +An elf? What for? + +1597 +01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:12,333 +You're way more than that. + +1598 +01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,041 +You're a friend. + +1599 +01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,250 +- Giddy-up, Rudolph! +- Giddy-up! + +1600 +01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:20,583 +Merry Christmas! + +1601 +01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:23,458 +Let's go! + +1602 +01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,416 +- Stop. +- Whoa! + +1603 +01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:32,208 +Mía, I hope you had fun, +and your parents aren't mad. + +1604 +01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:34,541 +Relax, they know I'm in good hands. + +1605 +01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:36,250 +- Good. +- Thanks. + +1606 +01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:39,291 +- Lucas. +- Go on. + +1607 +01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,541 +- What? +- She's calling you. + +1608 +01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:43,000 +- Oh. +- Go. + +1609 +01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,125 +Coming! + +1610 +01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:48,791 +Dad. + +1611 +01:24:49,541 --> 01:24:52,541 +Thanks, Lucas. +This was the best day of my life. + +1612 +01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,875 +By the way, you never said +what you wrote in your letter. + +1613 +01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:58,875 +Uh... well... + +1614 +01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,708 +You know, the usual. + +1615 +01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,625 +A T-shirt and a video game. + +1616 +01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:08,458 +You don't have to lie. Santa told me. + +1617 +01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:22,208 +Bye! + +1618 +01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,166 +Dad! + +1619 +01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:27,250 +- What a rush! +- I'm happy for you, son. + +1620 +01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,625 +- Bye! +- Let's go! + +1621 +01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,000 +Home! + +1622 +01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,458 +Wait, something doesn't add up. + +1623 +01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:17,416 +We spent all night +delivering gifts everywhere, + +1624 +01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:19,708 +and we don't get a single gift ourselves. + +1625 +01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,333 +We spent time together. + +1626 +01:26:21,416 --> 01:26:22,416 +That's right, Dad. + +1627 +01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,541 +Hey, what's that? + +1628 +01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:27,041 +A surprise for you two. + +1629 +01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:30,458 +Son, really, +you didn't have to get me anything. + +1630 +01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,708 +Just knowing you love me is all I nee-- + +1631 +01:26:33,791 --> 01:26:36,375 +Whoa! A foosball table! Cool! + +1632 +01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:38,833 +Cool, huh? Come on, I'll start. + +1633 +01:26:38,916 --> 01:26:40,083 +Go on then. + +1634 +01:26:41,416 --> 01:26:44,166 +- Let's go! +- Loser plays against my bum arm. + +1635 +01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,250 +Okay. + +1636 +01:26:46,791 --> 01:26:48,333 +- Goal! +- No! + +1637 +01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:53,333 +Your turn. + +1638 +01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:56,291 +All right, I'm jumping in +before I get bored watching. + +1639 +01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,041 +This is how it's done. Come on. + +1640 +01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:00,458 +- Goal! +- Yes! + +1641 +01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,041 +I was thinking... + +1642 +01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:04,416 +I know I'm kinda big, and my arm's dead, + +1643 +01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,208 +but could I be one of your elves? + +1644 +01:27:06,291 --> 01:27:08,666 +An elf? What for? + +1645 +01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,958 +You're way more than that. + +1646 +01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:12,583 +You're a friend. + +1647 +01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:16,916 +Oh, you know... People say things sometimes. + +1648 +01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,791 +The kid needed a father figure, + +1649 +01:27:20,875 --> 01:27:22,500 +and who better than me? + +1650 +01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:31,791 +Come on, guys. You're more than that. + +1651 +01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:33,041 +You're... + +1652 +01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:34,041 +family! + +1653 +01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:37,916 +You say that to everyone. + +1654 +01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,833 +Classic, Rami, +kicking a man when he's down. + +1655 +01:27:40,916 --> 01:27:42,791 +Aren't you forgetting something? + +1656 +01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,208 +Right! Of course! + +1657 +01:27:46,291 --> 01:27:48,041 +Let's get this party started! + +1658 +01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:50,291 +Yeah! + +1659 +01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:24,083 +Another year, +another Christmas success, thanks to me. + +1660 +01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,041 +"Us." + +1661 +01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:28,625 +Come on. Do you have to +take everything so literally? + +1662 +01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,958 +You always take all the credit. + +1663 +01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:35,000 +Oh, Rami, don't be such a grouch. +Pour me a little maple liqueur. + +1664 +01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,458 +I'm not your servant. + +1665 +01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:39,708 +I meant because it's right next to you, +not because you're my servant. + +1666 +01:28:39,791 --> 01:28:41,666 +Okay, but only 'cause you're old. + +1667 +01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,000 +You're getting grumpier every year, Rami. + +1668 +01:32:58,208 --> 01:33:03,208 +Subtitle translation by: Felipe M. + + +