[User] Yes, they…

[Assistant] They… they put a plank that you should cross with


[User] Yes, I, I crossed there

[Assistant] Okay you put it…


[User] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing

[Assistant] Iron thing, okay


[User] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students

[Assistant] Yes


[User] And went round the building

[Assistant] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah


[User] No

[Assistant] Eh?


[User] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live

[Assistant] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?


[User] No, I was with some, I was with a student

[Assistant] Ehhhen…


[User] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel

[Assistant] Girls hostel, opkuromo?


[User] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This…

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] One, one blocks

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Of flats

[Assistant] Because if you entered from the…


[User] No, I didn’t get to this side at all

[Assistant] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance


[User] No, no, no

[Assistant] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…


[User] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?

[Assistant] Yeah, temporary


[User] No, I did not go through that way

[Assistant] Okay, you passed through the gate?


[User] It’s like I passed the gate

[Assistant] Through to, you now went through out


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Through, through this way


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Okay, if you have…


[User] And stopped at one…

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Just stopped somewhere

[Assistant] Yes


[User] At a junction, then we walked…

[Assistant] Through inside


[User] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel

[Assistant] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road


[User] Okay

[Assistant] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff


[User] Yes, I think I…

[Assistant] Our sign board is there


[User] I think i saw it

[Assistant] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That express. That they are building this tanker


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That is, that is where the main entrance will be


[User] Okay

[Assistant] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge


[User] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there

[Assistant] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] University health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,


[User] : Okay

[Assistant] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it


[User] Uh uh oh, thank you so much

[Assistant] It was nothing


[User] Yeah, it's a pleasure

[Assistant] It’s nothing


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Take care ma


[User] Thank you bye

[Assistant] No time… latter you come and hug me…


[User] For this heat time wey I dey now?

[Assistant] I can jump now


[User] Easy

[Assistant] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?


[User] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>

[Assistant] Who dey waka with you?


[User] Noooo, no, no, no

[Assistant] Hello!


[User] Good afternoon

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…

[Assistant] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?


[User] Where?

[Assistant] This place you came from


[User] Cross what?

[Assistant] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?


[User] Yes, they…

[Assistant] They… they put a plank that you should cross with


[User] Yes, I, I crossed there

[Assistant] Okay you put it…


[User] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing

[Assistant] Iron thing, okay


[User] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students

[Assistant] Yes


[User] And went round the building

[Assistant] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah


[User] No

[Assistant] Eh?


[User] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live

[Assistant] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?


[User] No, I was with some, I was with a student

[Assistant] Ehhhen…


[User] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel

[Assistant] Girls hostel, opkuromo?


[User] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This…

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] One, one blocks

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Of flats

[Assistant] Because if you entered from the…


[User] No, I didn’t get to this side at all

[Assistant] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance


[User] No, no, no

[Assistant] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…


[User] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?

[Assistant] Yeah, temporary


[User] No, I did not go through that way

[Assistant] Okay, you passed through the gate?


[User] It’s like I passed the gate

[Assistant] Through to, you now went through out


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Through, through this way


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Okay, if you have…


[User] And stopped at one…

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Just stopped somewhere

[Assistant] Yes


[User] At a junction, then we walked…

[Assistant] Through inside


[User] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel

[Assistant] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road


[User] Okay

[Assistant] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff


[User] Yes, I think I…

[Assistant] Our sign board is there


[User] I think i saw it

[Assistant] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That express. That they are building this tanker


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That is, that is where the main entrance will be


[User] Okay

[Assistant] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge


[User] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there

[Assistant] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] University health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,


[User] : Okay

[Assistant] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it


[User] Uh uh oh, thank you so much

[Assistant] It was nothing


[User] Yeah, it's a pleasure

[Assistant] It’s nothing


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Take care ma


[User] Thank you bye

[Assistant] No time… latter you come and hug me…


[User] For this heat time wey I dey now?

[Assistant] I can jump now


[User] Easy

[Assistant] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?


[User] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>

[Assistant] Who dey waka with you?


[User] Noooo, no, no, no

[Assistant] Hello!


[User] Good afternoon

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…

[Assistant] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?


[User] Where?

[Assistant] This place you came from


[User] Cross what?

[Assistant] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?


[User] Yes, they…

[Assistant] They… they put a plank that you should cross with


[User] Yes, I, I crossed there

[Assistant] Okay you put it…


[User] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing

[Assistant] Iron thing, okay


[User] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students

[Assistant] Yes


[User] And went round the building

[Assistant] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah


[User] No

[Assistant] Eh?


[User] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live

[Assistant] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?


[User] No, I was with some, I was with a student

[Assistant] Ehhhen…


[User] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel

[Assistant] Girls hostel, opkuromo?


[User] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This…

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] One, one blocks

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Of flats

[Assistant] Because if you entered from the…


[User] No, I didn’t get to this side at all

[Assistant] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance


[User] No, no, no

[Assistant] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…


[User] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?

[Assistant] Yeah, temporary


[User] No, I did not go through that way

[Assistant] Okay, you passed through the gate?


[User] It’s like I passed the gate

[Assistant] Through to, you now went through out


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Through, through this way


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Okay, if you have…


[User] And stopped at one…

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Just stopped somewhere

[Assistant] Yes


[User] At a junction, then we walked…

[Assistant] Through inside


[User] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel

[Assistant] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road


[User] Okay

[Assistant] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff


[User] Yes, I think I…

[Assistant] Our sign board is there


[User] I think i saw it

[Assistant] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That express. That they are building this tanker


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That is, that is where the main entrance will be


[User] Okay

[Assistant] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge


[User] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there

[Assistant] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] University health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,


[User] : Okay

[Assistant] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it


[User] Uh uh oh, thank you so much

[Assistant] It was nothing


[User] Yeah, it's a pleasure

[Assistant] It’s nothing


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Take care ma


[User] Thank you bye

[Assistant] No time… latter you come and hug me…


[User] For this heat time wey I dey now?

[Assistant] I can jump now


[User] Easy

[Assistant] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?


[User] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>

[Assistant] Who dey waka with you?


[User] Noooo, no, no, no

[Assistant] Hello!


[User] Good afternoon

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…

[Assistant] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?


[User] Where?

[Assistant] This place you came from


[User] Cross what?

[Assistant] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?


[User] Yes, they…

[Assistant] They… they put a plank that you should cross with


[User] Yes, I, I crossed there

[Assistant] Okay you put it…


[User] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing

[Assistant] Iron thing, okay


[User] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students

[Assistant] Yes


[User] And went round the building

[Assistant] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah


[User] No

[Assistant] Eh?


[User] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live

[Assistant] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?


[User] No, I was with some, I was with a student

[Assistant] Ehhhen…


[User] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel

[Assistant] Girls hostel, opkuromo?


[User] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This…

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] One, one blocks

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Of flats

[Assistant] Because if you entered from the…


[User] No, I didn’t get to this side at all

[Assistant] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance


[User] No, no, no

[Assistant] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…


[User] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?

[Assistant] Yeah, temporary


[User] No, I did not go through that way

[Assistant] Okay, you passed through the gate?


[User] It’s like I passed the gate

[Assistant] Through to, you now went through out


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Through, through this way


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Okay, if you have…


[User] And stopped at one…

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Just stopped somewhere

[Assistant] Yes


[User] At a junction, then we walked…

[Assistant] Through inside


[User] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel

[Assistant] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road


[User] Okay

[Assistant] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff


[User] Yes, I think I…

[Assistant] Our sign board is there


[User] I think i saw it

[Assistant] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That express. That they are building this tanker


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That is, that is where the main entrance will be


[User] Okay

[Assistant] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge


[User] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there

[Assistant] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] University health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,


[User] : Okay

[Assistant] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it


[User] Uh uh oh, thank you so much

[Assistant] It was nothing


[User] Yeah, it's a pleasure

[Assistant] It’s nothing


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Take care ma


[User] Thank you bye

[Assistant] So how family  naw?


[User] I’m fine  jare. How far  be this thing…

[Assistant] Which thing?


[User] …ENG 40… 40…ENG 40… 401 test

[Assistant] Test abi assignment


[User] The assignment, how we go take do  am?

[Assistant] We go do am naw. Shebi…?


[User] How do we do it? That’s the question. How do you think we should  do it?

[Assistant] In fact I wasn’t in class. But if we should sit and discuss  it together


[User] And when will that be?

[Assistant] I was told that we should use one grammatical unit


[User] Yes, one grammatical unit… and then you use it to explain the  form and function

[Assistant] I think I would have to go  with clause


[User] I thought of clause before o. But I’m thinking of  sentence now

[Assistant] Ehhe, Why?  Why sentence?


[User] I don’t  really know

[Assistant] No naw; most people would actually go for sentence. But I don’t know why. What’s your  own opinion?


[User] I wanted to do clause, but I am  looking at …

[Assistant] Because of the complexity of clauses abi


[User] Yes…yes… yes…na  the thing

[Assistant] Na the  thing be that abi?


[User] Yes, na because of  the complexity..

[Assistant] Yes, I was. You weren’t  in class?


[User] No,  I wasn’t.

[Assistant] Where you go?


[User] I dey busy. I dey look   for money

[Assistant] For that our school? You know I go there  naw


[User] You no tell me, why you dey still  do like this

[Assistant] So now  that I am saying it will I still see you


[User] No no no no

[Assistant] Na waa for you oh. I went there and they say I should meet one man like that As I go that one come say make I go meet …that I should go and meet her. That she presents a programme on Fridays there, but I’ve not gone to see her. I will , but you know I’m busy.  I no want a situation wey I go  start and I go say I never start.  My problem is let me not tell her and I’m not ready to start up.


[User] You are not ready at all, not even once in a while. Now wey you... this people na him be the opportunity. If they come commot… If na sacrifice, sacrifice am now, later you go enjoy the sacrifice. If you don graduate na him you go come back come dey take…

[Assistant] No, I don’t want to leave it to that extent. I wanted to leave it to maybe  sometime later.


[User] You don go meet …, you don…now the ball is in your court

[Assistant] I’ve also been reluctant, you know say e get as the woman  dey do.


[User] That time wey we dey talk e be like say you get passion, you get interest

[Assistant] No I have interest, they say make I go meet the woman the  thing come…


[User] Why Spenser tell you say make you go meet the woman, e no make sense naw. Spenser e be lie say na him be the radio station manager. Why Spenser himself no…Is it because you tell am say you be  from English department?

[Assistant] Maybe!


[User] You tell  am?

[Assistant] yes


[User] Im read your letter?

[Assistant] No,I just went  to see him


[User] Ah, you no carry  letter go

[Assistant] I told him that… you know that you told me I shouldn’t …You don’t know the policy . The fact that he put you there doesn’t mean that…


[User] He wasn’t the one that took me, ...me na TV oh. The person wey I take go na Mr Anonymous That one na TV manager, TV station manager. That one na for TV, Anonymous na  for radio.

[Assistant] The receptionist there na im direct me go. Me I no know who be who naw


[User] That woman na… Which one? She fair. She’s fair like..., she fair very well. No wahala, no wahala, just meet her. She fit integrate you to  that every Friday; me self I no know say she dey …For me na TV  dey my mind.

[Assistant] Where is the direction of  the light?


[User] The direction  is there…

[Assistant] And you’re backing the light. The camera is facing the light. Oleshe photographer! you can’t be a photographer


[User] How will I be a photographer? Is that my passion? That’s  your passion.

[Assistant] I have passion for…I want to become a sales counselor.


[User] Are you not in the picture?

[Assistant] God forbid


[User] How is  it forbiden?

[Assistant] I  vex it Guy, you see your team dey …  You’ve been taking ... You use  to take cocaine?


[User] Sometimes.

[Assistant] Sometimes. No wonder you use to behave somehow. Why you  dey take this?


[User] Taking what?

[Assistant] This thing naw


[User] The guy wey  I sell my phone to, e don repair am, but my …is still there. Any picture wey e dey snap I dey see  am.

[Assistant] If e come snap you nko? You go come scream? How you leave your  pictures for Anonymous?


[User] The photos  no good…

[Assistant] How much you sell am


[User] six

[Assistant] six k?  O ya naw!


[User] Update  your App.

[Assistant] Omo mi o ni  data


[User] E dey chop  data

[Assistant] E dey chop  data?


[User] Gon!

[Assistant] Na wetin I subscribe  last week… last two weeks’ Friday abi 	Saturday.  Na kini remain 400 and something MB.  I don’t know if they’re doing   yahoo yahoo


[User] Why you no fit do yahoo yahoo  e dey bad?

[Assistant] So a member of church will be doing yahoo yahoo you will be happy. As a Christian are you meant to be taking pills? Are you 	meant 	to be  taking alcohol?


[User] You, you no  dey take cocaine?

[Assistant] I reject it!


[User] How is it ikonburuku?

[Assistant] Me na before be dat? But I fit dey take alcohol  once in a while   sha


[User] Anonymous, how far? Is the man  still in class?

[Assistant] I’m  having headache


[User] Let me  hit your head

[Assistant] Don’t hit my head. Where  are you going?


[User] I’m going to  the car park.

[Assistant] Guy, how far that  FSC 115 class?


[User] Guy that lecturer is a scam jare; I don’t believe in him

[Assistant] At least I was able to hear one or two things. If not for sleep I  would have…


[User] Na that mechanics and ..I enjoy… the  remaining one I just dey… the man just dey talk nonsense for class. The man no give us better topic  naw…

[Assistant] I think it’s because you were not sitting in the front. You are a back bencher. Everybody knows you. See all of us, frontbenchers, we were in the front. I was enjoying the class. I was playing with the pit-stuff. You  can imagine.


[User] Guy, no dey wine me naw. Wait, no no no no;  assuming the man came with a different topic, something like dynamics or dimension, I would have enjoyed the class; though I enjoyed the initial  part but Annonymous…

[Assistant] O boy you fucked up naw. See all of us.  Let me show you. Forget that I slept o, I still copied everything


[User] I trust you; you are a scholar; I trust you; you be scholar

[Assistant] I’m not a scholar. You’re the new guru here naw what are you saying? Are you not  the one?


[User] At the end of it all we will all be alright, no worry.  You will teach me what you know; I will teach you what I know. That’s how life is.  You understand naw, Nigger. We go see naw, make I run go tutorial

[Assistant] Guy, how far that  FSC 115 class?


[User] Guy that lecturer is a scam jare; I don’t believe in him

[Assistant] At least I was able to hear one or two things. If not for sleep I  would have…


[User] Na that mechanics and ..I enjoy… the  remaining one I just dey… the man just dey talk nonsense for class. The man no give us better topic  naw…

[Assistant] I think it’s because you were not sitting in the front. You are a back bencher. Everybody knows you. See all of us, frontbenchers, we were in the front. I was enjoying the class. I was playing with the pit-stuff. You  can imagine.


[User] Guy, no dey wine me naw. Wait, no no no no;  assuming the man came with a different topic, something like dynamics or dimension, I would have enjoyed the class; though I enjoyed the initial  part but Annonymous…

[Assistant] O boy you fucked up naw. See all of us.  Let me show you. Forget that I slept o, I still copied everything


[User] I trust you; you are a scholar; I trust you; you be scholar

[Assistant] I’m not a scholar. You’re the new guru here naw what are you saying? Are you not  the one?


[User] At the end of it all we will all be alright, no worry.  You will teach me what you know; I will teach you what I know. That’s how life is.  You understand naw, Nigger. We go see naw, make I run go tutorial

[Assistant] what’s up   naw?


[User] P/P I dey

[Assistant] How’s school naw?


[User] School  dey alright

[Assistant] Guy, you hear  about today’s match


[User] Shey Arsenal versus Chelsea.

[Assistant] Yes, so wetin be for the match naw?


[User] Arsenal will beat Chelsea

[Assistant] Guy, stop talking that kind thing…  I believe my guy…


[User] Anonymous, when we have the likes of Anonymous, We go beat una jare!

[Assistant] Guy, just calm down let me burst your  bubby


[User] We  go beat you: 4-1

[Assistant] Wait, let me burst your bubby. With the likes of Anonymous, Guy, no chance for you today. I’m telling you the fact. We are bursting that net today. Anonymous will slay you today; Anonynous…


[User] Guy, no dey talk nonsense jare. how many goals na im una get. How many goals?

[Assistant] But …  has the highest number of … goals,  What  are you saying?


[User] Ehn…wetin come consai us?

[Assistant] Guy, make I tell you. Over 4.5 na me dey tell you. Chelsea go win Arsenal today


[User] Guy, you dey talk nonsense. Shebi they go finish match today.  you go watch am.

[Assistant] just watch  naw, Anonymous will get injured  in the field.


[User] you dey talk nonsense . Na you go go defend for them  abi?

[Assistant] you no know wetin dey that… Anonynous go disturb you. Infact, your defendants will be turning  on the field.


[User] Guy, who laughs last laughs best;  shut the fuck up!

[Assistant] Guy, wetin come happen to that medical guy naw, wey die for convocation? I think say na cultist kill   am?


[User] Ehn! Na so you think  am?

[Assistant] Eh na so I think am


[User] I just heard it yesterday on Anonymous’s blog that the medical student was murdered immediately after  the convocation.

[Assistant] I swear! Like I tell one guy like that; im be like my brother.  Im tell me say the guy on his way home , like those  guys just double cross am, from no where oo, with all those stuff, like gun… they just kill am. I think they talk say the boy carry first class or wetin, I no know but the thing wey pain me pass be say the guy – after convocation – they no even kill am before convocation, nothing, nothing. The day wey e carry the the this thing go home they just go kill am.  I swear down!


[User] We should be humanly and emotional sometimes. How could you just murder…

[Assistant] I just imagine the state the parents would be in now, ehn. It’s  unfair actually


[User] Wow!very unfair!

[Assistant] Anyways sha, guys later.


[User] Okay,  take care!

[Assistant] Guy, wetin come happen to that medical guy naw, wey die for convocation? I think say na cultist kill   am?


[User] Ehn! Na so you think  am?

[Assistant] Eh na so I think am


[User] I just heard it yesterday on Anonymous’s blog that the medical student was murdered immediately after  the convocation.

[Assistant] I swear! Like I tell one guy like that; im be like my brother.  Im tell me say the guy on his way home , like those  guys just double cross am, from no where oo, with all those stuff, like gun… they just kill am. I think they talk say the boy carry first class or wetin, I no know but the thing wey pain me pass be say the guy – after convocation – they no even kill am before convocation, nothing, nothing. The day wey e carry the the this thing go home they just go kill am.  I swear down!


[User] We should be humanly and emotional sometimes. How could you just murder…

[Assistant] I just imagine the state the parents would be in now, ehn. It’s  unfair actually


[User] Wow!very unfair!

[Assistant] Anyways sha, guys later.


[User] Okay,  take care!

[Assistant] Na im charger wey dey there. E  come collect am.


[User] Orumba boy, I’m proud of you…Remi never come back?

[Assistant] E get one particular girl wey dey write note for our class. I come collect the five compulsory courses; come  turn am to PDF. I tell dem say the girl collect 2K for my hand before she go give me note. They wan make  e come  give dem for group chat free


[User] No be for group chat

[Assistant] Me a no even kon ask dem say make dem pay me. A say this girl say make I no give anybody


[User] Something wey you don buy from her;

[Assistant] She say make I no give anybody


[User] Wey you use your own money buy

[Assistant] Ehn. e no mean... No,on a norm, this is what I do, from year two, this is what I do:I will go and collect the girl note; I will not tell the girl; I will now throw it on the group chat. The girl did not use to collect money. I will convert it to PDF; I will now throw it on the group chat.  So the girl say this time ehn she go collect money for my hand because she knows that I will carry it to the group chat.  A come tell her say okay how much do you want to collect?  She talk say 3K. I talk say wetin happen. I say I will give you 2 thousand. She now said I should not give anybody that anybody that needs it should... her. And she will tell me to send it to the person. You get? So anything wey she come dey follow the people wey dey go meet her ... no know! But this one, no one even charge the girl up. E wan use because Gbengana my padi. Him and Remidem wan use ‘Gbenga-na-my-padi’ level.  And me; I'm a so disciplined man; a man of promise; a man of my words; a man of dignity!


[User] Even if she say make we pay abi?

[Assistant] Charge the girl!  And funny thing be say, what the girl simple means is this: What do you want? Sorry Anonymous,… Okay Attitude! That’s what she wants!  But him dey think say say dey girl wan ask am for money; na why I dey laugh.


[User] Why I go gas go meet her ?

[Assistant] She’s the owner of the book


[User] Owner of the book wey you don buy?

[Assistant] It does not mean... Forget say I pay am abi a no pay am.  See, I wanted to send it to the group chat immediately I finished, but the girl beg me that I should not send it to the group chat. Me I know what the girl wants to do do. Emi mokon to fe se (I do know what she’s up to.) What’s doing the girl me I know it. She feels that if I send it to the group chat the credit will not be to her again but it will be to me because most time when I send that thing to the group chat credit is always coming to me. So she does not like that kind of thing. So she now wants the credit to go to her. And me I don’t care. I f you like make credit go to you make bonanza go to you dat one no concern me


[User] Eeee! Kukuma send the girl make she use her own hand send it to the group, abi?

[Assistant] She don give two people; she no wan send am to group


[User] So which kind credit she come dey get?

[Assistant] That’s her problem! I don send am to two people now.They paid 1k


[User] They pay the 1.1k

[Assistant] They pay the girl 1k. See, Anonymous wanted to pay me; I say I cannot collect money from your hand. I just told her go and meet the girl. See me I cannot collect money from my friends. Now sef Anonymous sef get the note


[User] Anonymous  get the note. E come dey talk all the best for the group. im pay the girl abi wetin? im pay the girl?

[Assistant] Before nko!Shey we go on talk say we get am for group chat… you know see sey na me and him dey do call-and-response for group chat. Na wetin I wan talk now self be dat say Monday Igo go meet the girl how much people don pay her. At least if people don pay her like 5k, mo send this ting enter group chat. But mofekoteralorun weekiyi (But I want her to please herself this week.) Then I go meet am sey Babe e no suppose be like this; make I send am to the group chat, make everybody use. Shey past questions anybody tell me before I send am? No be me go look for am to snap am send am? And na me even tell una sey de PDF don dey! Monday I go follow her talk say make I send am…


[User] You get that material? that semantics material, you don read am?

[Assistant] Which one be that?


[User] Semantics naw, you say which one, how many semantics we dey do?

[Assistant] I get materials


[User] The one wey she drop.The last one wey she drop

[Assistant] That textbook abi? I get softcopy too


[User] You wey somebody go dey follow you chat for whatapp, you no go reply. That’s why I just stopped to dey send you message .So wetin dey do dis scholar self

[Assistant] Ehnnnnn!


[User] Serious naw! I get your number naw

[Assistant] A no dey reply?


[User] You no dey reply someone o. Shey no bi your number be this. Shey you go help me send am; e no much abi? How far you get anyone for those literature courses?

[Assistant] Materials dey, I gas search


[User] You get Burning of Rags?

[Assistant] No.


[User] Which other one you get?

[Assistant] Dilemma of a Ghost


[User] The class is going to hold but the man is not around

[Assistant] I say e no dey starve class. E dey always come, Anonymous. That is what I’m saying! How are you?


[User] Na dey book wey she give fro class be this; you no see dey front ni? Na whatsapp I send you

[Assistant] Na here the  thing go dey


[User] Go check whatspp first .Na small thing

[Assistant] Na true, I no send you sha; even de one wey I send you no download am


[User] Na small thing naw

[Assistant] Na small thing naw


[User] Anonymous, this tHing no download ooo

[Assistant] Wait, when you fit send am, this evening abi?


[User] Na one thing make me dey reason ; this I Phone be that. I no fit just easily collect things like that!

[Assistant] E help wa the three of you


[User] I’m the president of my class

[Assistant] He Played us! Like this is what happened oo


[User] Baba came to class today. We had class and we had test today.

[Assistant] Then he first of all started to whine us.


[User] E come talk, He was like doing revision.

[Assistant] That see, this is where we stopped this is where we’ll continue.


[User] This part ehn… E fit come out in the…

[Assistant] In his office?


[User] I told you, I had one test that was coinciding with the other one, so I couldn’t write this one. So I now went to write that one. when I now came back, he now said I should write it in his office.

[Assistant] I believe in you. You be online you no read my message.  Are you mad?


[User] I was online when you sent it?

[Assistant] No, but I’m sure you came online before then


[User] I don’t think so. No, my phone has been.. I couldn’t charge my phone. I don’t have charger anymore. I charged it when I woke up around six. When did you send it?

[Assistant] It was this morning; I don’t have the correct time.


[User] Three hours test I swear I never sleep.

[Assistant] I don’t have classes on Monday.


[User] Almost all my days are fucking busy.

[Assistant] Wey Anonymous; wey Anonymous…


[User] But then I can’t crash in Jaja they won’t allow me; and I would have I should do it on Friday, then crash in Jaja…

[Assistant] What about Anonymous’s place


[User] Ehn… Anonymous’s place is available…

[Assistant] Friday you can go and crash at Anonymous’s place. From there…


[User] And that’s true. I will come and do it on Friday; Friday evening

[Assistant] I came because of this bastard


[User] And he’s not around

[Assistant] I swear, guy…


[User] You can get his number and call him

[Assistant] But then his shop is closed


[User] Let me be going to my hostel

[Assistant] How far your husband naw, Anonymous.


[User] Guy, stop saying that thing; I don’t like it.

[Assistant] E dey give you hot hot; hot hot for night. You go dey… you go dey… Why you dey… why you dey… see your husband self don dey blush. Mr. Anonymous!


[User] You are saying rubbish. Do you have sense at all?

[Assistant] Guy, shut up; like say you no like am when his prick is hot inside your pussy


[User] Ah, God, sometimes I wonder like: Is your brain in your anus?

[Assistant] Are you mad? Shey you no like am ni? Guy, you like am; you like it hot hot


[User] If I say what is on my own mind now

[Assistant] Talk. Talk. What do you want to say? Talk your talk! Guy, please talk I beg you in the name of God!


[User] I don’t know what to say again. I don’t know what kind of rubbish you are saying

[Assistant] Abegiiiiiii! Useless man!


[User] Your brain is useless

[Assistant] Ronaldo is the best player on earth


[User] Your opinion is smelling

[Assistant] Shey you dey mad ni? You dey mad?


[User] Someone that’s not the best in his own team

[Assistant] You’re stupid. Who’s now the best? You are stupid!


[User] Guy check group chat; have you seen the assignment?

[Assistant] Guy I never see the assignment!


[User] They  don dey mad for this department.   What’s all this rubbish  naw? Unilag come and take your admission. I’m tired.

[Assistant] Na dem sabi o; make I go check the group chat.


[User] You will forfeit ten marks if you don’t do the assignment. They should come and carry me  naw. All the best.

[Assistant] Guy I just do one assignment


[User] They said FB assignment again. Two hundred naira for pocket; what’s all this naw!

[Assistant] And three thousand for this thing… for MSA. We gas go meet that guy.


[User] MSA never do anything for me since I don gain admission. You see; they are already shouting on the group chat that they cannot pay two hundred naira for lamination. Lamination for hundred naira.

[Assistant] Omo guy A gas do that stuff today


[User] How far you don do your GST? Mo we dey go CI Test.

[Assistant] How far naw, guy?


[User] How your side naw

[Assistant] Omo, I dey: This one wey you just dey sleep since morning.


[User] I just weak ni o my guy

[Assistant] Ah, what’s wrong with you  naw, don’t you know that exams are knocking…


[User] Na im … weak all this while

[Assistant] That means you must have been reading so much. You did overnight yesterday?


[User] Yes, I have.

[Assistant] Please don’t over sleep o


[User] How are your days going?

[Assistant] Omo, my days have been going well. I just came here to check up on you


[User] Thank you very much

[Assistant] You’re looking weak sef, ehn. Please eh, shey na exam hypertension


[User] Na so we see am o, guy

[Assistant] Abeg no go kill yourself because of exams


[User] Wetin we go do; we gas pass the exam

[Assistant] We gas pass the exams but then na God sabi every every end


[User] Na God sabi am but we gas put our own effort

[Assistant] Anonymous, why are you so slow like this. Are you not supposed to be like done?


[User] I just start oo

[Assistant] Guy since morning, You never finish to dey cook


[User] I no cook your own oo

[Assistant] Shey you dey cook for the whole of Nigeria


[User] I no cook your own sha

[Assistant] Omo we go scatter this place. Why you no go cook my own?


[User] Why I go cook your own? Wetin you do for me?

[Assistant] When I dey commot for this morning guy, what did I tell you?


[User] I did not hear you well.

[Assistant] I said you should cook for me and now you’re telling me you did not cook. What kind of rubbish is that?


[User] That’s how it is. It was not even enough for me talkless of you

[Assistant] Guy so it’s like that. Don’t worry; I know what to do.We will start keeping things to ourselves. I will not even talk to you


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Alright naw


[User] Guy, understand this thing I told you it was not enough for me

[Assistant] I said you should cook for me. You could have just told me there was no money


[User] Sorry but it was not enough for me

[Assistant] No problem, no problem naw, no wahala.


[User] Anonymous how far naw? How you dey?

[Assistant] dey alright , how far naw?


[User] How far naw? how is preparation for exams going?

[Assistant] Guy I don’t even know. I don’t have anything, I don’t have material. Do you have any material?


[User] E be like say I get some materials. And you, you no dey too read.

[Assistant] Omo a go just bury myself for the material


[User] Maybe when I get home I will try to see if I can send you some soft copy materials

[Assistant] Hope say you go remember


[User] Ah ah! why I no go remember; you be my guy naw, wey we don dey since year one

[Assistant] No wahala, sha send me the material


[User] John, Anonymous! Okay naw. Take care!

[Assistant] Ah ah, Anonymous, wetin you dey do since?


[User] Omo guy I just dey try log my portal since; e no dey go. I no understand whether na network, abi everything just dey..

[Assistant] You should have generated your docket naw… I hope it’s not too late


[User] My course rep is submitting tomorrow

[Assistant] Your course rep is what?


[User] Submitting tomorrow

[Assistant] Okay submitting the dockets tomorrow.


[User] So I just want to try and print it today…tomorrow sha.

[Assistant] Do am fast o; time don dey go. Exam don come o


[User] I get paper monday self

[Assistant] Eh hee, which paper be that?


[User] …405

[Assistant] 405, you get paper on Monday you come dey do like dis.


[User] Wetin person go do?

[Assistant] I hope you’ve been preparing.


[User] Me a dey read…normal… normal

[Assistant] Eh hee…


[User] Me I no fall  (I’m not afraid.)

[Assistant] You no fall. You sure sey you don dey read abi?


[User] I dey read. Shey na today a just dey write exams, A don dey dis school four years.

[Assistant] A no suppose dey tell you self. You be four hundred level student, but don’t … just to prepare hard eh! You know say this one na final year. This one na end time o eh. Let’s just try our best eh.God go help us naw,


[User] Thanks, bro

[Assistant] You’re welcome.


[User] Annonymous, how far naw?

[Assistant] Nothing is far o. Everything don spoil for this world.


[User] Come, come, mo go talk

[Assistant] We no dey talk anyting.


[User] Make we go outside

[Assistant] Don’t tell me shit jhor!. Did you see Naomi tonight? Did you see her? What did you now say at the department?


[User] I went to give blessing her laptop.  So you no hear wetin I talk?

[Assistant] Hear wetin?  What did you tell me?  wetin you tell me for…  You no tell me  you were coming before Anonymous


[User] Eh naw!  II’m talking of now now; when I got here…

[Assistant] When you got here; Me I no hear that o. Me I don tire for this life.


[User] Even me self don tire

[Assistant] Life has become so busy that she doesn’t have time for us anymore. Scattered emotions.  Wetin this one dey talk naw.


[User] What does it mean? shey na app

[Assistant] My emotion is scattered; I feel trapped.


[User] On your account?

[Assistant] I don’t even know how to explain…


[User] So wetin go come happen?

[Assistant] Let’s just leave it that way for now.


[User] Na presentation. They dey try do presentation

[Assistant] Im dey try do no be sey e dey do am


[User] Na presentation. So their plan na to submit am to their supervisors. You know sey na year three we do our own too naw. So each people will present, will come outside to present; they will record it. Is the stuff done?

[Assistant] Yes, e don do.  I’m trying to send it to the USB. You carry your USB for hand


[User] You know sey my phone the usb dey different

[Assistant] Education na TP dey go do


[User] Explain wetin una dey do guy

[Assistant] Tp, tp, teaching practice


[User] This one na like mini practice – a preamble to

[Assistant] So this is like a test of what you’ve been doing since year one. E make sense naw! the thing don finish.  how many MB?  How many MB be the video? Send it through Xenda.  omo fast o fast o; the thing go soon off.  The laptop is already down.


[User] This USB get wahala

[Assistant] E dey shake


[User] A no know for’am!

[Assistant] I don’t think there’s enough space. = How far? = you didn’t come to class; why?=


[User] Did you go?

[Assistant] I was in class naw =


[User] How was it?

[Assistant] Normal, na Anonymous no dey…


[User] Okay na Anonymous

[Assistant] Anonymous naw


[User] When im talk say im go give us test?

[Assistant] E no talk when e go give us


[User] How many people dey for class?

[Assistant] We were few; we were not much in class


[User] People no go come

[Assistant] People had already, because they taught the class was not going to hold. We didn’t really speak in class; we were just attentive and the likes.


[User] Atten wetin?

[Assistant] Guy use xender naw fast fast xender no go tey


[User] The guy wey carry first for una race e dey pain me o. A dey first dat guy on a norms

[Assistant] The battery is pretty low though


[User] Not pretty low, very low

[Assistant] You go leave space. why your body dey do like this?


[User] You are very stupid

[Assistant] I don’t know why they are doing that lately. I think it’s the administration of instagram


[User] Is it your laptop?

[Assistant] You like it?


[User] Bro, please I need past questions: Biography and Grammatology, just those two courses.

[Assistant] Guy mo go chow naw. No, a no dey follow you; I dey go house.


[User] Unfortunately, laptop don off!

[Assistant] For where, send am to phone!


[User] I think this girl’s laptop is still on, Anonymous; that guy dey help am type coach

[Assistant] Ahn, when I was using my own laptop I had two batteries; one was not really good.


[User] Na presentation. They dey try do presentation

[Assistant] Im dey try do no be sey e dey do am


[User] Na presentation. So their plan na to submit am to their supervisors. You know sey na year three we do our own too naw. So each people will present, will come outside to present; they will record it. Is the stuff done?

[Assistant] Yes, e don do.  I’m trying to send it to the USB. You carry your USB for hand


[User] You know sey my phone the usb dey different

[Assistant] Education na TP dey go do


[User] Explain wetin una dey do guy

[Assistant] Tp, tp, teaching practice


[User] This one na like mini practice – a preamble to

[Assistant] So this is like a test of what you’ve been doing since year one. E make sense naw! the thing don finish.  how many MB?  How many MB be the video? Send it through Xenda.  omo fast o fast o; the thing go soon off.  The laptop is already down.


[User] This USB get wahala

[Assistant] E dey shake


[User] A no know for’am!

[Assistant] I don’t think there’s enough space. = How far? = you didn’t come to class; why?=


[User] Did you go?

[Assistant] I was in class naw =


[User] How was it?

[Assistant] Normal, na Anonymous no dey…


[User] Okay na Anonymous

[Assistant] Anonymous naw


[User] When im talk say im go give us test?

[Assistant] E no talk when e go give us


[User] How many people dey for class?

[Assistant] We were few; we were not much in class


[User] People no go come

[Assistant] People had already, because they taught the class was not going to hold. We didn’t really speak in class; we were just attentive and the likes.


[User] Atten wetin?

[Assistant] Guy use xender naw fast fast xender no go tey


[User] The guy wey carry first for una race e dey pain me o. A dey first dat guy on a norms

[Assistant] The battery is pretty low though


[User] Not pretty low, very low

[Assistant] You go leave space. why your body dey do like this?


[User] You are very stupid

[Assistant] I don’t know why they are doing that lately. I think it’s the administration of instagram


[User] Is it your laptop?

[Assistant] You like it?


[User] Bro, please I need past questions: Biography and Grammatology, just those two courses.

[Assistant] Guy mo go chow naw. No, a no dey follow you; I dey go house.


[User] Unfortunately, laptop don off!

[Assistant] For where, send am to phone!


[User] I think this girl’s laptop is still on, Anonymous; that guy dey help am type coach

[Assistant] Ahn, when I was using my own laptop I had two batteries; one was not really good.


[User] ... after joining you can come out a day

[Assistant] I don’t know you, you can come back on that same day. But you can…


[User] You can come out. You will join the last person nah

[Assistant] Ehhh, you will be the last person


[User] You’ll join the last person

[Assistant] Because they said they will remove…


[User] But they might not…

[Assistant] Because they said they will remove the person. That means he has to look for the link again


[User] He has to look for the person that is the next

[Assistant] And come back…


[User] When did they even start this loom thing?

[Assistant] Is just this week…Early this week …


[User] is good; the earlier, the better

[Assistant] From next week like this…… I did not do it o


[User] It wasn’t my money

[Assistant] I was already scared for myself that eh!


[User] I could not do that MMM but then that ultimate cycler just like ah

[Assistant] I know people that, I know people that lost… Anonymous lost like, say 50k …


[User] They said that…

[Assistant] Do you know the thing with people eh,


[User] It's greed

[Assistant] People are greedy


[User] It's greed

[Assistant] Anonymous  was; shebi Anonymous was saying this morning that somebody collected, that 50k use to collect 400…


[User] High class ni

[Assistant] People like us  naw, we are still looking for it.


[User] Okay. You know what will happen, no, do on that last group 1k. If before the end by Monday or Tuesday,

[Assistant] …you cannot cash out tomorrow


[User] 24 hours  ni

[Assistant] this morning, cash out …


[User] 1,000 is the… sacrifice, the sacrificial lamb. The sacrificial…

[Assistant] is a test, is a test


[User] The sacrificial 1,000

[Assistant] Is your 1,000 we want to use to start, your own 1,000 is a test. We will loom. We are looming together. Ahnahn, see this thing, is not about …


[User] See this thing,… it's not about standing...It's not as if it's being run by anybody now. They don't have an ...I've not heard of anythng...

[Assistant] She removed everybody on the group page …But that person… That person is wicked! Ahhn! Ahhn!!Brother cash out … everybody.  Shebi … and leave the rest to pay the money. That thing is endless; it’s an endless cycle. Is not as if they have a site, that’s another thing


[User] My friend said, my friend said hmmmm, loom to Canada; something like that. I said which one is this one again? Loom to Visa, loom visa to Canada.

[Assistant] What’s the time?


[User] 8:34

[Assistant] Is the bread fresh?


[User] you no wan stay for Canada loom, you will be moving fine, dare me, dare me

[Assistant] On our group page yesterday, ... used …500 naira to collect eh 4,000, did you see? One person now say is 250 I have.


[User] Yes, yes, I saw it

[Assistant] People now ask, is the one okay? She said that’s what I have, you people cannot kill me


[User] 500 to collect 4k  make sense naw

[Assistant] At first, 2k …


[User] Stupid!

[Assistant] But seriously, they are looming… before Sunday, I will do it.


[User] You will do 4,000 naira own and it will collect…

[Assistant] Ehhheh! Say wetin happen?


[User] Maybe collect… 4,000 naira, they said is 32,000

[Assistant] Wait ooo…Ahhhhn! You can still do 3,000 own collecting 24...


[User] All the best, all the best!

[Assistant] … I cannot be wasting my money. 1,000 naira, let me be on the safe side


[User] That’s it o

[Assistant] 1,000 naira is okay ahh!


[User] I had, I have one program tomorrow, is on business o. it’s like a summit, Try it! Do you... she has not tried

[Assistant] Is it not harvest house Christian centre


[User] Ehhhennn!

[Assistant] I’ve been hearing…


[User] Are you not going?

[Assistant] Will she have money to go?  shebi is the 1,000 I have she use and do loom


[User] No, I have someone that is coming to pick me when we’re going

[Assistant] Ehhhen, what time,


[User] 2pm?

[Assistant] Ehh! I want to go  nah. shebi I kept it on my status too


[User] No time… latter you come and hug me…

[Assistant] For this heat time wey I dey now?


[User] I can jump now

[Assistant] Easy


[User] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?

[Assistant] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>


[User] Who dey waka with you?

[Assistant] Noooo, no, no, no


[User] Hello!

[Assistant] Good afternoon


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…


[User] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?

[Assistant] Where?


[User] This place you came from

[Assistant] Cross what?


[User] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?

[Assistant] Yes, they…


[User] They… they put a plank that you should cross with

[Assistant] Yes, I, I crossed there


[User] Okay you put it…

[Assistant] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing


[User] Iron thing, okay

[Assistant] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students


[User] Yes

[Assistant] And went round the building


[User] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah

[Assistant] No


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live


[User] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?

[Assistant] No, I was with some, I was with a student


[User] Ehhhen…

[Assistant] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel


[User] Girls hostel, opkuromo?

[Assistant] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This…


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] One, one blocks


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] Of flats


[User] Because if you entered from the…

[Assistant] No, I didn’t get to this side at all


[User] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance

[Assistant] No, no, no


[User] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…

[Assistant] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?


[User] Yeah, temporary

[Assistant] No, I did not go through that way


[User] Okay, you passed through the gate?

[Assistant] It’s like I passed the gate


[User] Through to, you now went through out

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Through, through this way

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Okay, if you have…

[Assistant] And stopped at one…


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Just stopped somewhere


[User] Yes

[Assistant] At a junction, then we walked…


[User] Through inside

[Assistant] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel


[User] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road

[Assistant] Okay


[User] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff

[Assistant] Yes, I think I…


[User] Our sign board is there

[Assistant] I think i saw it


[User] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That express. That they are building this tanker

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That is, that is where the main entrance will be

[Assistant] Okay


[User] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge

[Assistant] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there


[User] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] University health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,

[Assistant] : Okay


[User] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it

[Assistant] Uh uh oh, thank you so much


[User] It was nothing

[Assistant] Yeah, it's a pleasure


[User] It’s nothing

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] Take care ma

[Assistant] Thank you bye


[User] No time… latter you come and hug me…

[Assistant] For this heat time wey I dey now?


[User] I can jump now

[Assistant] Easy


[User] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?

[Assistant] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>


[User] Who dey waka with you?

[Assistant] Noooo, no, no, no


[User] Hello!

[Assistant] Good afternoon


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…


[User] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?

[Assistant] Where?


[User] This place you came from

[Assistant] Cross what?


[User] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?

[Assistant] Yes, they…


[User] They… they put a plank that you should cross with

[Assistant] Yes, I, I crossed there


[User] Okay you put it…

[Assistant] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing


[User] Iron thing, okay

[Assistant] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students


[User] Yes

[Assistant] And went round the building


[User] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah

[Assistant] No


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live


[User] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?

[Assistant] No, I was with some, I was with a student


[User] Ehhhen…

[Assistant] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel


[User] Girls hostel, opkuromo?

[Assistant] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This…


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] One, one blocks


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] Of flats


[User] Because if you entered from the…

[Assistant] No, I didn’t get to this side at all


[User] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance

[Assistant] No, no, no


[User] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…

[Assistant] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?


[User] Yeah, temporary

[Assistant] No, I did not go through that way


[User] Okay, you passed through the gate?

[Assistant] It’s like I passed the gate


[User] Through to, you now went through out

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Through, through this way

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Okay, if you have…

[Assistant] And stopped at one…


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Just stopped somewhere


[User] Yes

[Assistant] At a junction, then we walked…


[User] Through inside

[Assistant] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel


[User] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road

[Assistant] Okay


[User] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff

[Assistant] Yes, I think I…


[User] Our sign board is there

[Assistant] I think i saw it


[User] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That express. That they are building this tanker

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That is, that is where the main entrance will be

[Assistant] Okay


[User] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge

[Assistant] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there


[User] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] University health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,

[Assistant] : Okay


[User] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it

[Assistant] Uh uh oh, thank you so much


[User] It was nothing

[Assistant] Yeah, it's a pleasure


[User] It’s nothing

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] Take care ma

[Assistant] Thank you bye


[User] No time… latter you come and hug me…

[Assistant] For this heat time wey I dey now?


[User] I can jump now

[Assistant] Easy


[User] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?

[Assistant] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>


[User] Who dey waka with you?

[Assistant] Noooo, no, no, no


[User] Hello!

[Assistant] Good afternoon


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…


[User] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?

[Assistant] Where?


[User] This place you came from

[Assistant] Cross what?


[User] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?

[Assistant] Yes, they…


[User] They… they put a plank that you should cross with

[Assistant] Yes, I, I crossed there


[User] Okay you put it…

[Assistant] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing


[User] Iron thing, okay

[Assistant] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students


[User] Yes

[Assistant] And went round the building


[User] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah

[Assistant] No


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live


[User] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?

[Assistant] No, I was with some, I was with a student


[User] Ehhhen…

[Assistant] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel


[User] Girls hostel, opkuromo?

[Assistant] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This…


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] One, one blocks


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] Of flats


[User] Because if you entered from the…

[Assistant] No, I didn’t get to this side at all


[User] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance

[Assistant] No, no, no


[User] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…

[Assistant] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?


[User] Yeah, temporary

[Assistant] No, I did not go through that way


[User] Okay, you passed through the gate?

[Assistant] It’s like I passed the gate


[User] Through to, you now went through out

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Through, through this way

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Okay, if you have…

[Assistant] And stopped at one…


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Just stopped somewhere


[User] Yes

[Assistant] At a junction, then we walked…


[User] Through inside

[Assistant] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel


[User] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road

[Assistant] Okay


[User] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff

[Assistant] Yes, I think I…


[User] Our sign board is there

[Assistant] I think i saw it


[User] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That express. That they are building this tanker

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That is, that is where the main entrance will be

[Assistant] Okay


[User] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge

[Assistant] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there


[User] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] University health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,

[Assistant] : Okay


[User] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it

[Assistant] Uh uh oh, thank you so much


[User] It was nothing

[Assistant] Yeah, it's a pleasure


[User] It’s nothing

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] Take care ma

[Assistant] Thank you bye


[User] No time… latter you come and hug me…

[Assistant] For this heat time wey I dey now?


[User] I can jump now

[Assistant] Easy


[User] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?

[Assistant] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>


[User] Who dey waka with you?

[Assistant] Noooo, no, no, no


[User] Hello!

[Assistant] Good afternoon


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…


[User] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?

[Assistant] Where?


[User] This place you came from

[Assistant] Cross what?


[User] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?

[Assistant] Yes, they…


[User] They… they put a plank that you should cross with

[Assistant] Yes, I, I crossed there


[User] Okay you put it…

[Assistant] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing


[User] Iron thing, okay

[Assistant] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students


[User] Yes

[Assistant] And went round the building


[User] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah

[Assistant] No


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live


[User] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?

[Assistant] No, I was with some, I was with a student


[User] Ehhhen…

[Assistant] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel


[User] Girls hostel, opkuromo?

[Assistant] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This…


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] One, one blocks


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] Of flats


[User] Because if you entered from the…

[Assistant] No, I didn’t get to this side at all


[User] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance

[Assistant] No, no, no


[User] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…

[Assistant] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?


[User] Yeah, temporary

[Assistant] No, I did not go through that way


[User] Okay, you passed through the gate?

[Assistant] It’s like I passed the gate


[User] Through to, you now went through out

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Through, through this way

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Okay, if you have…

[Assistant] And stopped at one…


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Just stopped somewhere


[User] Yes

[Assistant] At a junction, then we walked…


[User] Through inside

[Assistant] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel


[User] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road

[Assistant] Okay


[User] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff

[Assistant] Yes, I think I…


[User] Our sign board is there

[Assistant] I think i saw it


[User] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That express. That they are building this tanker

[Assistant] Okay


[User] That is, that is where the main entrance will be

[Assistant] Okay


[User] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge

[Assistant] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there


[User] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] University health centre

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,

[Assistant] : Okay


[User] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it

[Assistant] Uh uh oh, thank you so much


[User] It was nothing

[Assistant] Yeah, it's a pleasure


[User] It’s nothing

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] Take care ma

[Assistant] Thank you bye


[User] All these things you are seeing…

[Assistant] Wetin im try… abeg let me hear word


[User] No nah, you…

[Assistant] Even that elm…


[User] You were, you were not in Uniport, you did, you did not come to Uniport earlier before if not eh, you will know that Uniport eh, Uniport don fiiine… Ah! mtchew, when my sister…

[Assistant] Did you do any studies before now?


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] Did you do any studies here before now?


[User] No, I, my sisters they finished, my two elder sisters finished through Uniport too

[Assistant] No, she has a sister here in Uniport too


[User] So, you were always here

[Assistant] Ehhen


[User] Okay

[Assistant] So, then that time eh, especially that sciences. My sister when she read Nursing, she said that they didn’t have department


[User] They didn’t have department

[Assistant] Hmm-hmmmm… na...


[User] When she read what, Nursing?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Hmm, they do Nursing here?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] First degree?

[Assistant] Yes nau


[User] We all, we offer almost all the courses in this place

[Assistant] But the time, but the year she came, that time, Nurses, I, I, erm, Nursing I don’t think they have errm giving them accreditation something like that, so that’s why she spent almost 8 years…


[User] Wooow!

[Assistant] Jesus!


[User] 8-9 years reading Nursing

[Assistant] Ehhhh!


[User] Jesuuuuus!

[Assistant] That was it


[User] 8-9 years…

[Assistant] She said that these people that are doing basic, this basic unit here because she did basic before she entered here. All of us we did program before we entered here. So, she said you people have basic unit (chuckled). Say before, say that they will tell them they have one class up, then they will now run, now they have another class downstairs, they will now run to MPA1()


[User] It was even more stressful for them then

[Assistant] Yes nau


[User] As if they are year one students or what

[Assistant] She said anytime she just enters Uniport she will just be, she will just be shaking her head. She said that things were not as before. All those 2007  sef when she came…


[User] Ehhen, the world is evolving, they need to evolve along with the world

[Assistant] So, so, even you sef, you no dey at least… try too, im don try


[User] Nothing wey im do, the only thing wey Lan errrm…

[Assistant] Im don tryyyy


[User] im no try anything abeg

[Assistant] How i wish say you met, say you see half pie that time, you go talk say Lanre try


[User] The former VC was actually the one that built almost everything here. The man just came…

[Assistant] The former what?


[User] And started painting and…

[Assistant] The former what?


[User] VC

[Assistant] The former VC…


[User] Yeah, he was the one that, all these construction you are seeing

[Assistant] Okay, except so…


[User] Lanre is just like giving it a finishing touch; I don’t know if you understand. Oh God! If no be that certificate thing na 300 level person suppose dey now

[Assistant] I dey tell you


[User] By next year you will be singing your final…

[Assistant] Final year like this mtchew


[User] Your final exams song mtchew

[Assistant] Well, my mummy say delay no be denial


[User] It’s not my dear

[Assistant] So…


[User] As in eh, if I dey tell people say I don tire for school,

[Assistant] I’m even happy I even pass through that problem…


[User] They will not understand

[Assistant] Because it made me not to play too much in year one…


[User] Hmmm, my sister!

[Assistant] Because you know some…


[User] I know so many person did not gain admission…

[Assistant] Yes nah


[User] Up till now, they are still looking for admission

[Assistant] Yes nau but there was one that changed…


[User] After paying 75k, buying the textbooks and every other thing

[Assistant] I dey tell you. After buying the textbook, some they will now pay house rent and everything


[User] Some eh, most of them paid house rent  nah

[Assistant] Yes nah


[User] Most paid house rent

[Assistant] That three hundred and something thousand that parents…


[User] Me I was coming from my aunty’s house then

[Assistant] That three hundred and something thousand  abi almost three hundred and fifty…


[User] I don’t understand, how person go do…

[Assistant] That some parents spent on their head


[User] How person go do certificate… Write jamb and still wait

[Assistant] I think they ought to wait…


[User] They will not get admission

[Assistant] No there was one then, there was one of my friend, she was, she really, she read… she, no, that girl, she read


[User] So, what was the problem?

[Assistant] She didn’t get up to 180 in jamb, she got 176, she read, the girl tried…


[User] As in, I, I don’t think she read…

[Assistant] Ah, the thing pain me sha


[User] I don’t think she read, see you don’t understand ooo

[Assistant] Nooo, see…


[User] You are in school like…

[Assistant] No, let me tell you…


[User] You are doing…

[Assistant] You know that time we wrote jamb  nah, you know jamb cancelled peoples result


[User] Okay…

[Assistant] Whether she got two hundred and, two hundred and seven the first time


[User] Okay, she had to write the second time

[Assistant] Again…


[User] Okay… okay…

[Assistant] It was the second time she now wrote again that she now failed jamb. Ah, this girl, cry, cry…


[User] Why won’t she cry?

[Assistant] This girl her two eyeball…


[User] No if, If you were the one, why won’t you cry?

[Assistant] No, I was not even praying that even  sef I got 196, I was not even praying that


[User] Me I score 218

[Assistant] You, you try sef. I was not even praying that, even  sef


[User] I did not try anything…

[Assistant] Even sef…


[User] While I was still in my father’s house when I was not even doing that certificate, I used to score 225, 230, still nothing come out…

[Assistant] You try! Wait nah. I say even sef, when I saw the way people were now writing again because I really wanted to write because anybody…


[User] And they can be…

[Assistant] Anybody I ask…


[User] The area wey I wrote my exam they cancel their result o

[Assistant] Yes nah, even the place I wrote…


[User] They even canceled mine

[Assistant] Even the place I wrote, that, I don’t know the name of the place, but for that place eh…


[User] Anonymous side…

[Assistant] Something like that, they canceled the result


[User] Elelewu abi wetin?

[Assistant] I don’t know the name of the place


[User] That’s where I wrote

[Assistant] Ah, I was now even praying that ah, they are canceling people’s result they should cancel my own so I will rewrite so that my own go dey reach 200, when my friend wrote…


[User] Okay you were praying for them to cancel your own?

[Assistant] Yes so that I will rewrite again. When that my friend wrote, her result came out, hey Jesus…


[User] And you know that were purposely reducing their results knowing fully well that they were the people their results were canceled

[Assistant] This girl, this…


[User] kai!

[Assistant] I was there when she checked the result that day  nah


[User] Eh yah!

[Assistant] But she used her phone to check and that scratch card she now just…


[User] Assuming they gave her 180, there’s no way, there’s no way…

[Assistant] No, she would have the gotten admission


[User] The certificate will not give her admission

[Assistant] She would have got…


[User] There’s no way

[Assistant] Yes, Linguistics nah. Ah, the thing pain me for her, this girl cry, her, her two eyeball no gree sleep


[User] _ Assuming she failed the first one they canceled and then this eh…

[Assistant] Eh


[User] Second one, she failed again or…

[Assistant] I saw somebody that failed the first one failed the second one too


[User] She say na curse. The boy whether it was one fifty something or second time again one seventy something, the boy was now like my friend is my friend, the boy was now like hay, e just remain 6 scores, Is 174; it remains 6 scores

[Assistant] The one wey dey break heart pass, the first jamb I wrote I scored 179, they gave me 179 and the cut off mark was 180; that was the first jamb I wrote after I wrote my WAEC. I was like why are people so, I was (chuckled) questioning the person that marked my script. I was like why are people so wicked, why don’t you just give me that 1, give me that 1 score let me go. 179, what are you doing with that 1… mtchew


[User] So… the thing, the truth is that eh, all this things is just luck and is mtchew…

[Assistant] Or maybe you write exam you score…


[User] The thing weak and she even

[Assistant] What do you…


[User] What was her score?

[Assistant] What is this graduate program you people


[User] Okay, it’s…

[Assistant] Not really graduate program


[User] Certi, sorry, Certificate program

[Assistant] Pre-certificate is for Art students erm,


[User] While…Basic is for sciences

[Assistant] Like it’s a program you offer, they, if you, if


[User] But if you fail jamb, Even if you pay that school

[Assistant] And then you score one million in that errm,


[User] It was just that jamb

[Assistant] They just have to work hard to…


[User] IS it just errrm, an exam, an entrance or did,

[Assistant] Of course, we did


[User] Studies first?

[Assistant] We studied first


[User] Yes, you will be going to class like a normal student…

[Assistant] For about six months


[User] Ehhen…

[Assistant] Yes, six months


[User] For about six months

[Assistant] Is it before you gained admission here or is it when you know that you use here as your first choice?


[User] Eh, yes; since you are doing the program here, you have to use here as your first choice

[Assistant] Of course you have to make the university your first choice nah


[User] Okay…

[Assistant] If possible sef…


[User] Okay, you will start doing the program before Jamb comes out

[Assistant] Ehhen, January, from January


[User] Knowing fully well that you are going to apply the school as your first choice

[Assistant] Okay, so it’s something like pre, this pre thing…


[User] Pre-Degree

[Assistant] Yes, yes


[User] Pre-science…

[Assistant] Pre-science, this pre-learn…


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Pre whatever


[User] Okay, okay.

[Assistant] : Ah, the thing, that my friend eh, mtchew


[User] Ehyah, I feel for her o

[Assistant] The thing, no, the thing, the thing eh, ah, the thing, it the thing touch me too


[User] I feel for her

[Assistant] Okay, what about this guy that died, Desmond


[User] Ehen, yes, Anonymou

[Assistant] You know Desmond  nah


[User] Yes, I know himnah, that one, that time, that year one that that were…

[Assistant] I cried o, I cried for that boy; even though I’ve not, I didn’t get to speak with him for one day


[User] No the thing is, no the truth is that, that Desmond is a stubborn person

[Assistant] I don’t know him, I just see him around when we come to have classes


[User] No, he is a no, he is a stubborn person

[Assistant] The reason why I’m actual, I’m actually crying is…


[User] Do you, do you even know what killed him in the first place?

[Assistant] He was, they said he was skating  nah


[User] He was?

[Assistant] He was skating, is it not skating that they are calling it?


[User] Ehhen if, then trailer now jam him. They said that the mother has been warning him about that stuff for a very long time

[Assistant] Mtchew, my sister… my sister… my sister forget


[User] So no that guy…

[Assistant] There’s always this bad attitude that we have


[User] No, when you see him eh, you will know that this guy… im na stubborn person that time nah, im no dey hear word

[Assistant] No, there are other so, stubborn people out there that are still living. The reason why I was actually crying was because mehn… after all this stress; you know before you decide to come and do this certificate, I don’t know about you ooo, I know I’ve written jamb 3 times. Okay…


[User] Okay…

[Assistant] The first one I didn’t do well, the second and the third one I did very well but they didn’t give me admission. mtchew I just got tired of everything and I didn’t want to go to Polytechnic, you understand, someone now told me about this one. Before you make up your mind to do Pre-lim or, I don’t know if you understand, you probably must have written…


[User] _ Twice or so

[Assistant] 2 or 3 whatever, you almost don’t want to give up, that was why you just came here,  you understand. And then after everything he got admission. They said he, that week that was the week he paid his school fees


[User] Yes, yes

[Assistant] That was, ah God!


[User] Even when we were coming from this thing, this errrm, management, this manage…

[Assistant] Their school fees is hundred and fourteen thousand something


[User] Ehhen, yes Linguistics, Linguistics is the highest, in the whole of humanity, Linguistics is the highest

[Assistant] After their’s is ours, right?


[User] Is yes, it’s ours. So, nooo, I thinks is HDS. I don’t know, I was, when I was checking the notice board, I wonder what is in HDS that their school fees is even…

[Assistant] Nooo, forget o, HDS is one of the…


[User] I don’t understand, as in, there’s nothing good in that course, that there school fees is just high. So, they when they were singing that song for him that time when they were walking around

[Assistant] Yes, yes


[User] E Mourning him, the guy that was singing the song he said that when I think of his school fees, tears runaway my eye

[Assistant] Mtchew, i cry o, I cry that time, seriously


[User] Ah, Jesus. The week he paid school fees that was the week it was

[Assistant] I was like…


[User] How I wish he knew that something like that will happen…

[Assistant] How will he know?


[User] There’s no need wasting the school fees

[Assistant] If he knew, he won’t even be, he won’t even come out that day sef


[User] Abi…

[Assistant] Small boy, the guy just wasted like that. After writing jamb, eh running the certificate program, getting admission and everything, they now took his life.It’s so sorry


[User] One thing is to start, another thing is to still finish

[Assistant] To finish


[User] My dear…

[Assistant] Me and my friends, all of us we will finish well


[User] Amen ooo

[Assistant] We will finish. There will, there will not be any song like ‘No more, no more’ in this department, God forbid!


[User] Even, even that, even that year one eh, people that died in school, they were up to 30

[Assistant] My sister!


[User] People were…

[Assistant] Especially that second semester


[User] People were just dying anyhow, you will just come to school…

[Assistant] There is no day I will come to school and not hear, “No more, no more”


[User] You will just come to school, the thing was now looking like, like national anthem

[Assistant] I don’t understand


[User] You will just come to school, I will just be passing this place, let me say I’m going to buy meat pie

[Assistant] No more, no more


[User] No more, no more, the next day I’m coming to buy pure water, no more, no more, I’m coming to buy soap o

[Assistant] E You are coming to at Ofrima, no more, no more…


[User] I say, what is happening?

[Assistant] You are coming out from here, no more, I was like ah-ahn,


[User] I say what’s happening, I say…

[Assistant] I come dey wonder whether na…


[User] I say wetin dey happen?

[Assistant] Whether na ritual or something


[User] I say wetin dey happen, as in that second semester eh, no, no, no

[Assistant] The death was just too much seriously. At a point I started getting scared for myself


[User] As in…

[Assistant] And the, the people dying mostly then were the year one students and final year students. They were the ones dying then


[User] The more, the more, it was mostly errrm, final year

[Assistant] Final year students ehn. The last people that died I think the boy…


[User] Those ones at P ejor park?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] No, the other one, she’s in year 3

[Assistant] Okay that one and the, but she’s in year 3 but the boy is in, in his finals


[User] Final year. Ehen the girl, whether is Bio Chemistry, her name is Blessing, Bio chemistry, something like that because na…

[Assistant] One fine, one fine girl like that


[User] Very fine. This girl is not that… Very fine girl. My church member…

[Assistant] One fine slim girl like that


[User] My church member said the other girl is her junior colleague because my, my church member, the girl graduated, she convocated eh, this, this thing, so she said she knows the girl that the girl is her junior colleague. Mtchew… so people just, even fowl sef no even die like that

[Assistant] As in eh…


[User] The way those two, the way that boy and that girl die

[Assistant] As in eh


[User] owl sef no even die like that

[Assistant] Young people full of life


[User] Ah, as in, whether their bike, power bike … ah! Chineke!

[Assistant] My own story be person talk say. Okay there was this one Joshua posted on our WhatsApp group chat theeeen


[User] Ehhen

[Assistant] If you, I don’t under, as in… the picture of lifeless body somewhere, they were up to like seven; boys and girls, nobody knew what happened to those people


[User] Okay, I think I saw that one

[Assistant] You saw it, abi?


[User] Yes, I saw it

[Assistant] Nobody knew what happened to those people


[User] E Ehhen yes, nobody knew. Ah God! I deleted the picture, the picture was something…

[Assistant] And Joshua was still talking nonsense sef that they will send you to school, you will go where wheree, you… you


[User] Noooo, no, no

[Assistant] That was what he was saying


[User] No, no, what Joshua was trying to say is like if you look at all those pic, if you look at that picture very well ehen, it will look like they were coming from party

[Assistant] They are not looking like people that are coming from party


[User] To me they were looking like that o

[Assistant] They were not looking like people, they were properly dressed; wearing trousers and a top, nobody knows but the truth is that there are people that…


[User] What about this previous one that just died now, do you know the cause, that girl in Engineering…

[Assistant] Girl?


[User] That one that went to drink sniper

[Assistant] Okay, that one that killed herself mtchew Mechanical Engineering


[User] Just because, just because for a boy my parent now send me to school, just because one boy is doing one nonsense…

[Assistant] I don’t understand…


[User] I will now drink sniper

[Assistant] They said she was, she was depressed they said she was


[User] Hey God!!!

[Assistant] That she was, she was depressed


[User] As in there was what, there was this

[Assistant] Her boy friend


[User] There was this guy ehn in our compound

[Assistant] Her boyfriend, her boyfriend broke her heart or broke up with her


[User] There was this guy in my compound because the people in my compound…

[Assistant] And I’m like what kind of, what do you mean by being depressed, what are, what, what have you, what have you seen that other people has not seen more


[User] Wait nah

[Assistant] … try not…


[User] Some people were not able to pay their school fees

[Assistant] Wait nah, there is this ehhhn, ehhhen guy in my department because mostly Warri people that are in my department because  me I’m from Warri


[User] And they said she was, she is from a rich family

[Assistant] Ehhen  yes and I’m me I’m from Warri. So the guy now said mtchew, na im make me like all this because the guy was now talking to me. Na im make me like Warri girls, he now said, all this kind news we no dey take dey hear am for there and is true. Warri girls, their heart strong. Kill your, even kill yourself for man, it does not make sense.


[User] Even if you want to commit suicide, commit suicide for reasonable… not killing yourself for somebody. That guy that you killed yourself for now, the guy is somewhere in the world having fun

[Assistant] With another person mtchew


[User] And is, I don’t understand whatever…

[Assistant] And this girl eh, and this, when, 3when they,


[User] See eh, whatever the thing is, is not like…

[Assistant] Before I saw the girl’s picture, they were talking about the thing, I was like ah who is this girl, who is this sniper girl like…


[User] … no who is this sniper girl

[Assistant] Yes nah, as in the,


[User] The one at Anonymous, the guy too has her picture; the girl is fine

[Assistant] I didn’t see, I didn’t see the girl’s picture for like after that week o, it was when I now say that picture…


[User] The girl is fine

[Assistant] In the my neighbour’s phone, I say Je…sus!


[User] She’s a very fine young girl o

[Assistant] I say Jesus!


[User] Killing yourself in your year one .I say is this the girl? I did not believe o, I say are you people sure that this, this’s the girl that drank sniper?

[Assistant] Who taught them how to kill themselves  nah


[User] I don’t know, I say

[Assistant] I don’t understand


[User] I say wetin

[Assistant] Maybe she use to watch eh…


[User] See is not like… no matter how horrible the situation is

[Assistant] Do you people want to eat?


[User] Noooo

[Assistant] No, thank you ma


[User] Is not like, thank you ma, is not like taking your own life is going to solve anything because we are not told that when we die we will just rotten and become organic material. You are dying to either go to heaven or hell fire. So when you take your own life and die, where are you going to? Is it not hell?

[Assistant] Hell


[User] As you continue your…

[Assistant] I don’t, I don’t know if that thing use to occur to them


[User] I don’t understand

[Assistant] If that’s the case,


[User] As you continue your eternity walk

[Assistant] If we die in this life eh and turn to organic material


[User] I’m not saying you should be religious…

[Assistant] There is no heaven and hell; many people would have left this life


[User] So many people nah

[Assistant] But they don’t want that thing  nah


[User] Some are just living because taking their own lives is… a bigger sin

[Assistant] But who wants to die  kwanu?


[User] Forget o some people are going through things in this world, some people are really suffering. Mtchew, I don’t know ooo

[Assistant] How did she learn how to take that, take her own life?


[User] As in when I saw the girl, when I saw the girl

[Assistant] I will buy sniper, as in use my own money and buy sniper


[User] When I saw the girl

[Assistant] And then drink it


[User] Shey they said it was even 3 sniper she drank  sef

[Assistant] No, it was one. The person that drank 3 was that guy  nah, the boy at Kasaruwa university, the final year students that killed himself, oh you didn’t hear that one


[User] Okay. That one that drank 3 bottles of sniper because the girlfriend broke up with him nah

[Assistant] Sorry dear


[User] I no just understand

[Assistant] The girlfriend broke up! the girl tell you say she is no longer interested


[User] E Is that the only guy in this life?

[Assistant] And then and then…


[User] So… as in eh… They said she didn’t, the girl didn’t even put her parents into consideration

[Assistant] I don’t understand


[User] She just did

[Assistant] Is not just


[User] She just did what was in her mind

[Assistant] Is not always about you. Is not always about you


[User] She just did what was in her mind

[Assistant] That girl just removed five years in her mother’s age, I swear. That woman… I wonder what will happen to me in this world to the extent of all killing myself. I will not kill myself o, I will wait for that girl to come and kill me. I can’t kill myself


[User] My aunty will say…

[Assistant] You don’t know, if she sees that girl, she will be running


[User] My aunty say the only thing that she feels that can take her life is when she is in labour because…

[Assistant] Labour?


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] Why would she say that?


[User] No, because, there was the, when she gave birth, she has given birth to 3 child now. When she gave birth to her, as in the first time she gave birth, she said she was having a lot of complication

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] She said, she will go into the room mtchew, before you know it, the tummy will just stop. The second, I feel that, that thing, it was an, it was an attack

[Assistant] How many children has she now?


[User] She said she no dey born again

[Assistant] Ehen, let her stop, let her stop giving birth


[User] Ehen, she say she no dey born again. So, the second day again…

[Assistant] She doesn’t have a boy?


[User] Two boys one girl

[Assistant] _Okay nah


[User] Ahh-ahhn, wetin she dey find again? Let her close her legs

[Assistant] Jesus christ! So… she, the second day, she will, her tummy will pain her, she will, she and her husband. Even that period sef, her husband was now not even going to work so that in case anything happen…


[User] Yeees…

[Assistant] They will just, the man will just sharperly take her


[User] Rush her to the hospital

[Assistant] She will go to hospital, nothing will happen. The thing was now frustrating


[User] Kai, kai

[Assistant] Aunty do you know that she carried this pregnancy for 11 months?


[User] 11 months?

[Assistant] 11 months. The


[User] Almost a year!

[Assistant] The day that we now finally found out that the child was going to come out, even when they confirmed that the child will come out that day, that day because they wanted to do CS, the husband refused. He said no they are not going to operate the wife through CS. That was 2014, he said they will not operate the wife. Then he said they won’t try it. He said she will give birth the normal way and they will do thanksgiving, that not through CS that they will give girl, give birth to this child…


[User] Heeeei, 11 months…

[Assistant] Do you know that this woman slept in labour from around 6am early morning till the next, the next day. They, another Doctor even had to come, it was not the same Doctor


[User] I wanted to say she is a strong woman, then I remembered it wasn’t by her power

[Assistant] You see the reason why the thing why she made that statement that something that she know that can really take her life here is labour.


[User] Oh, oh

[Assistant] It was just God’s intervention


[User] Her own, her own pass labour o my sister. She carried pregnancy…

[Assistant] Why did her husband not allow them to operate her?


[User] To… operate her. That one is a very bad one ooo

[Assistant] You don’t think eh, that thing could have killed her


[User] Trading with someone’s life, you will not tell me that one o,  abeg.They should use operation before I die

[Assistant] See some people, operation is not bad. Hmm, instead of risking your life, you operate and bring out the child so that mother and child will be okay


[User] So that your life…

[Assistant] Una get black pen?


[User] Do you have black pen?

[Assistant] No, I don’t


[User] black pen. To… she is using that textbook then

[Assistant] She’s not, I don’t think she used that


[User] She carried this child till the extent that we thought that it was even twin she will even give birth to sef

[Assistant] … said she wants to help those carry overs