[User] You were thinking it was twins?

[Assistant] I mean the girl,the woman, she went through hell


[User] She went through hell

[Assistant] He said I should come and meet him


[User] See the boy now

[Assistant] Mtchew, and those kind of behavior, that they used to be very, very, very at times eh, stubborn…


[User] Just, I still have tutorials, let me go and meet him

[Assistant] Ehhen, I will be in the library


[User] Look for where to charge your phone o

[Assistant] Thank God sha


[User] Where are you charging your own?

[Assistant] She is going to…


[User] That child birth is not easy

[Assistant] And not that he is a witness o


[User] At times I used to…

[Assistant] Go and plug for me?


[User] I used to, I used to think…

[Assistant] Is not that, is not that he is a witness o that will be saying that kind of thing because Jehovah withness they are the only ones that used too…


[User] Wait!

[Assistant] They don’t do this, even for you to give their wife blood…


[User] I should come with you?

[Assistant] Ehen, they don’t give.


[User] That was how one man’s eh… wife died. People, people, people insulted this man. Say you be witch.

[Assistant] Buy blood sef, they will not even buy. Somebody will be dying, you will be telling me I should not, I should not give the person blood


[User] They will tell you that according to our belief, we are not suppose to…

[Assistant] Me I cannot even do any, I cannot have anything to do with someone that attends that church, talk more of…


[User] Ah! Na wetin i wan talk just now

[Assistant] Talk more of having anything closer with marrying someone who goes to that church


[User] You know when you tell them that ah this una church, this una policy so I no go fit… they will say don’t worry, marry me, marry me, when you marry them, you will see,

[Assistant] I will not marry them, they are usually very wicked


[User] You will see hell fire

[Assistant] They are usually very, very wicked


[User] You will see hell fire

[Assistant] Very dogmatic people. What they believe is what they believe. You can never ever make them do eh, be eh, again eh, go against their…


[User] So when you now collect the blood now from them, does that one now make you, at that particular point in time, the person is loosing blood

[Assistant] Trying to save someone’s life


[User] That’s why the person need blood

[Assistant] Trying to save someone’s life


[User] Ordinarily will I now go and collect blood from somebody. If at all my eye turn me , na to drink malt nah. Yes nah, na to drink malt. When you finish running and ...

[Assistant] Religion has really dealt with so many people I swear


[User] Mtchew. I dey tell you

[Assistant] Buy hundred naira thing nah


[User] Or give am Ribena. Na people wey dey buy me market, ...

[Assistant] Sweetheart I’m going


[User] Okay, it was nice talking with you

[Assistant] I no even know where Anonymous dey. Anonymous make Anonymous…


[User] Take care okay, see you… tomorrow

[Assistant] No wahala


[User] Bye

[Assistant] Bye… Ma


[User] Bye dear

[Assistant] Take care of yourself, okay


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Bye ma


[User] Bye dear

[Assistant] You’re from where?


[User] Enugu State, by marriage

[Assistant] Okay, but where are you from?


[User] Imo State by birth

[Assistant] Okayyyy. Okay, I’m from Anambra State, I heard you speaking igbo language I just pretended I was not hearing what you were saying


[User] Oh, you are from Anambra?

[Assistant] Yes, Okay, bye!


[User] Bye dear!

[Assistant] All this Onitsha people


[User] You nko?

[Assistant] I’m from Delta


[User] Hmm-hmmm, but not Delta Igbo?

[Assistant] No…


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Urobo


[User] Urobo

[Assistant] All this Delta igbo, they are part of Onitsha, Anambra,  abi? only because that part of that Delta igbo is not close to Ukwani, is not close to Asaba, Onitsha. They are part of Anambra people.


[User] Where is Engineering side?

[Assistant] Engineering, here is it. Okayyy, it’s far from here


[User] It’s far from here?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Not Abuja. Is this place Abuja?

[Assistant] Eh, this’s Abuja. It’s at Delta Complex


[User] Okay, okay. If I want to go to Delta Complex, how do I get there?

[Assistant] Okay ehh, once you get to the park, you will ask for the cab that is going to Delta park


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhn. Sorry there’s, sorry that is going to ehh this thing, that is going to Oshodi, then you ask from people where can I find Delta cab, they will direct you


[User] I mean from here

[Assistant] Okay from here? Ehhhn yes. When you get to the park, You will take a cab that is going to Osho… okay yes, to make it simple just tell him back of Kim


[User] Back of?

[Assistant] Kim. They will be saying it, Joba, Delta, back of Kim, Joba… enter the one of back of Kim, then they will now stop you in that Engineering department …


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Those Engineering, that’s where they use to learn


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Civil Engineering… Electronic…


[User] What of places like Pharmacy? Places like Pharmacy department, that side?

[Assistant] Pharmacy. Pharmacy department is inside this campus


[User] Hmmm… which side?

[Assistant] Very far, you will just work down one of this road here


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Down straight


[User] This side?

[Assistant] Ehhen. This side


[User] Okay

[Assistant] It’s a fine department o, Phamarcy


[User] So… as in eh… They said she didn’t, the girl didn’t even put her parents into consideration

[Assistant] I don’t understand


[User] She just did

[Assistant] Is not just


[User] She just did what was in her mind

[Assistant] Is not always about you. Is not always about you


[User] She just did what was in her mind

[Assistant] That girl just removed five years in her mother’s age, I swear. That woman… I wonder what will happen to me in this world to the extent of all killing myself. I will not kill myself o, I will wait for that girl to come and kill me. I can’t kill myself


[User] My aunty will say…

[Assistant] You don’t know, if she sees that girl, she will be running


[User] My aunty say the only thing that she feels that can take her life is when she is in labour because…

[Assistant] Labour?


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] Why would she say that?


[User] No, because, there was the, when she gave birth, she has given birth to 3 child now. When she gave birth to her, as in the first time she gave birth, she said she was having a lot of complication

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] She said, she will go into the room mtchew, before you know it, the tummy will just stop. The second, I feel that, that thing, it was an, it was an attack

[Assistant] How many children has she now?


[User] She said she no dey born again

[Assistant] Ehen, let her stop, let her stop giving birth


[User] Ehen, she say she no dey born again. So, the second day again…

[Assistant] She doesn’t have a boy?


[User] Two boys one girl

[Assistant] _Okay nah


[User] Ahh-ahhn, wetin she dey find again? Let her close her legs

[Assistant] Jesus christ! So… she, the second day, she will, her tummy will pain her, she will, she and her husband. Even that period sef, her husband was now not even going to work so that in case anything happen…


[User] Yeees…

[Assistant] They will just, the man will just sharperly take her


[User] Rush her to the hospital

[Assistant] She will go to hospital, nothing will happen. The thing was now frustrating


[User] Kai, kai

[Assistant] Aunty do you know that she carried this pregnancy for 11 months?


[User] 11 months?

[Assistant] 11 months. The


[User] Almost a year!

[Assistant] The day that we now finally found out that the child was going to come out, even when they confirmed that the child will come out that day, that day because they wanted to do CS, the husband refused. He said no they are not going to operate the wife through CS. That was 2014, he said they will not operate the wife. Then he said they won’t try it. He said she will give birth the normal way and they will do thanksgiving, that not through CS that they will give girl, give birth to this child…


[User] Heeeei, 11 months…

[Assistant] Do you know that this woman slept in labour from around 6am early morning till the next, the next day. They, another Doctor even had to come, it was not the same Doctor


[User] I wanted to say she is a strong woman, then I remembered it wasn’t by her power

[Assistant] You see the reason why the thing why she made that statement that something that she know that can really take her life here is labour.


[User] Oh, oh

[Assistant] It was just God’s intervention


[User] Her own, her own pass labour o my sister. She carried pregnancy…

[Assistant] Why did her husband not allow them to operate her?


[User] To… operate her. That one is a very bad one ooo

[Assistant] You don’t think eh, that thing could have killed her


[User] Trading with someone’s life, you will not tell me that one o,  abeg.They should use operation before I die

[Assistant] See some people, operation is not bad. Hmm, instead of risking your life, you operate and bring out the child so that mother and child will be okay


[User] So that your life…

[Assistant] Una get black pen?


[User] Do you have black pen?

[Assistant] No, I don’t


[User] black pen. To… she is using that textbook then

[Assistant] She’s not, I don’t think she used that


[User] She carried this child till the extent that we thought that it was even twin she will even give birth to sef

[Assistant] … said she wants to help those carry overs


[User] You were thinking it was twins?

[Assistant] I mean the girl,the woman, she went through hell


[User] She went through hell

[Assistant] He said I should come and meet him


[User] See the boy now

[Assistant] Mtchew, and those kind of behavior, that they used to be very, very, very at times eh, stubborn…


[User] Just, I still have tutorials, let me go and meet him

[Assistant] Ehhen, I will be in the library


[User] Look for where to charge your phone o

[Assistant] Thank God sha


[User] Where are you charging your own?

[Assistant] She is going to…


[User] That child birth is not easy

[Assistant] And not that he is a witness o


[User] At times I used to…

[Assistant] Go and plug for me?


[User] I used to, I used to think…

[Assistant] Is not that, is not that he is a witness o that will be saying that kind of thing because Jehovah withness they are the only ones that used too…


[User] Wait!

[Assistant] They don’t do this, even for you to give their wife blood…


[User] I should come with you?

[Assistant] Ehen, they don’t give.


[User] That was how one man’s eh… wife died. People, people, people insulted this man. Say you be witch.

[Assistant] Buy blood sef, they will not even buy. Somebody will be dying, you will be telling me I should not, I should not give the person blood


[User] They will tell you that according to our belief, we are not suppose to…

[Assistant] Me I cannot even do any, I cannot have anything to do with someone that attends that church, talk more of…


[User] Ah! Na wetin i wan talk just now

[Assistant] Talk more of having anything closer with marrying someone who goes to that church


[User] You know when you tell them that ah this una church, this una policy so I no go fit… they will say don’t worry, marry me, marry me, when you marry them, you will see,

[Assistant] I will not marry them, they are usually very wicked


[User] You will see hell fire

[Assistant] They are usually very, very wicked


[User] You will see hell fire

[Assistant] Very dogmatic people. What they believe is what they believe. You can never ever make them do eh, be eh, again eh, go against their…


[User] So when you now collect the blood now from them, does that one now make you, at that particular point in time, the person is loosing blood

[Assistant] Trying to save someone’s life


[User] That’s why the person need blood

[Assistant] Trying to save someone’s life


[User] Ordinarily will I now go and collect blood from somebody. If at all my eye turn me , na to drink malt nah. Yes nah, na to drink malt. When you finish running and ...

[Assistant] Religion has really dealt with so many people I swear


[User] Mtchew. I dey tell you

[Assistant] Buy hundred naira thing nah


[User] Or give am Ribena. Na people wey dey buy me market, ...

[Assistant] Sweetheart I’m going


[User] Okay, it was nice talking with you

[Assistant] I no even know where Anonymous dey. Anonymous make Anonymous…


[User] Take care okay, see you… tomorrow

[Assistant] No wahala


[User] Bye

[Assistant] Bye… Ma


[User] Bye dear

[Assistant] Take care of yourself, okay


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Bye ma


[User] Bye dear

[Assistant] You’re from where?


[User] Enugu State, by marriage

[Assistant] Okay, but where are you from?


[User] Imo State by birth

[Assistant] Okayyyy. Okay, I’m from Anambra State, I heard you speaking igbo language I just pretended I was not hearing what you were saying


[User] Oh, you are from Anambra?

[Assistant] Yes, Okay, bye!


[User] Bye dear!

[Assistant] All this Onitsha people


[User] You nko?

[Assistant] I’m from Delta


[User] Hmm-hmmm, but not Delta Igbo?

[Assistant] No…


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Urobo


[User] Urobo

[Assistant] All this Delta igbo, they are part of Onitsha, Anambra,  abi? only because that part of that Delta igbo is not close to Ukwani, is not close to Asaba, Onitsha. They are part of Anambra people.


[User] Where is Engineering side?

[Assistant] Engineering, here is it. Okayyy, it’s far from here


[User] It’s far from here?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Not Abuja. Is this place Abuja?

[Assistant] Eh, this’s Abuja. It’s at Delta Complex


[User] Okay, okay. If I want to go to Delta Complex, how do I get there?

[Assistant] Okay ehh, once you get to the park, you will ask for the cab that is going to Delta park


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhn. Sorry there’s, sorry that is going to ehh this thing, that is going to Oshodi, then you ask from people where can I find Delta cab, they will direct you


[User] I mean from here

[Assistant] Okay from here? Ehhhn yes. When you get to the park, You will take a cab that is going to Osho… okay yes, to make it simple just tell him back of Kim


[User] Back of?

[Assistant] Kim. They will be saying it, Joba, Delta, back of Kim, Joba… enter the one of back of Kim, then they will now stop you in that Engineering department …


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Those Engineering, that’s where they use to learn


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Civil Engineering… Electronic…


[User] What of places like Pharmacy? Places like Pharmacy department, that side?

[Assistant] Pharmacy. Pharmacy department is inside this campus


[User] Hmmm… which side?

[Assistant] Very far, you will just work down one of this road here


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Down straight


[User] This side?

[Assistant] Ehhen. This side


[User] Okay

[Assistant] It’s a fine department o, Phamarcy


[User] As in, that experience eh, I no go even want my enemy to go through that kind of thing

[Assistant] It’s not something you will forget in a hurry


[User] I no even want my enemy to go through that kind experience because it was a very bad experience

[Assistant] They were busy packing pepper pouring at each other. I was, I was just, I was, I was, I had to shift o


[User] That dry pepper, na that dry pepper o

[Assistant] That dried grinded one


[User] The pepper dey high

[Assistant] I had to shift o very far while watching them


[User] When the thing enter one person eye, to fight again go hard those people

[Assistant] People are crazy, as in women, some women actually, not all women. In the market, of all the things in the world to fight with, they did not see… is only dry pepper


[User] They did not see, they did not see wood to stone

[Assistant] They no see water sef to fight with, na pepper mtchew


[User] No nau, water no go hold, na e… this wood go strong. As the woman dey bring her pepper dey come,  me I will just give the woman chance. I will say  oya madam has it gotten to this extent?

[Assistant] Sorry, it has not gotten to this level mtchew. Are you photocopying this thing? I want to go home, I’m very hungry


[User] I will, I will…

[Assistant] Be fast…


[User] I love your nicker, I love all this native nicker eh,

[Assistant] Or the trouser, I love it too


[User] And Favour

[Assistant] I want too ooo, when are you coming?


[User] Eh, let him do for two  nah, it’s 70 naira

[Assistant] Abeg, come o, come do am


[User] Please, be fast okay…

[Assistant] Okay


[User] E Remaining this popular course. This one is complete but the girl, I’m not seeing her handwriting

[Assistant] ...baby, Anonymous, do for two nau, I will give you the money


[User] Abeg come, come do that thing, I don’t have strength…

[Assistant] Are you not coming here? I don’t understand…


[User] I don’t have strength

[Assistant] Ah, Ah nau, Anonymous just do it okay…


[User] I don’t have strength

[Assistant] Just do two nau, if you come out…


[User] Which one is you don’t have strength, what is strength there? You’re going there to photocopy; do it for two.  Hia! If she follows you there, is she going to give you strength? Ehhhen, Mr.Anonymous

[Assistant] Don’t tell him to photocopy 20, he will bring one


[User] He said he doesn’t have strength; that you should come there, he doesn’t have strength

[Assistant] Na waao, can you photocopy that thing?


[User] Ehhen nau

[Assistant] People just… are you doing it?


[User] I’m going to photocopy one

[Assistant] Anonymous do,oya use that fifty naira and do it. If you come I will give you twenty naira. Thank you baby… unless I will come to your lodge and come and collect it,  yeye boy. Anonymous come!


[User] come back, abeg..i  no fit

[Assistant] o boy, I no understand.. I just come this school


[User] see as my face  come small

[Assistant] this light is very nice.


[User] I like am pass the yellow one. That yellow one  dey cause heat

[Assistant] let me beat one guy  wey don reach 30 years die last semester. I for beat  am die


[User] which guy be that one last semester? I no know  naw..

[Assistant] you know pastor?


[User] which of them be pastor? We no too come that una side last this thing  naw

[Assistant] wait o.. we no carry that paper back where that slippers dem dey?


[User] which  other slippers?

[Assistant] Polo  wear my own o


[User] How I take wear your own. Wetin dey worry you?

[Assistant] one other type of that slippers still dey here.


[User] the thing just dey reign anyhow sef

[Assistant] I don find that slippers tire for warri I  no see.


[User] He no  dey?

[Assistant] he dey, but he no dey common


[User] which one be he go  don cold?

[Assistant] she no know wetin she dey come do before?


[User] she no know say  na stan

[Assistant] .. I no.. the way you take dey reason girls.. I no even understand..I  wan understand..


[User] if she come you go put hand.. no be say you dey go field walk.. he go long any how.. na the dead men.

[Assistant] so hen.. she go just dey there, you no understand?... I no go lie for una.. the way me and my guy dey see am. My guy na Geology.. I know you don t like razz men; that s why... see eh.. no dey forget.. when it comes to voodoos.. all this taaredmen.. dey sabi  dey give person anyhow money o..


[User] shey na this guy you dey look for?

[Assistant] you sure say that thing go fit in like that? I no sure say that thing go  fit like that.


[User] guy, he no go fit.. you one die? He no go fit. He go wash die

[Assistant] I go put this thing naw..


[User] wrapper?  Except so.

[Assistant] oh.. you  think say


[User] if you follow am put wrapper, hear go still  dey do you.

[Assistant] ewo.. this bag don spoil.


[User] wait wait. Wait.. you never see anything. Why you no put your bag  for this place

[Assistant] shift am go back.. shift am go back. Wait.  Where your own bag?


[User] ok..na only this one you carry?

[Assistant] dem thief my bag.. everything o


[User] shio..wetin  be this?

[Assistant] how far, where you  dey?


[User] o boy, exam don dey come o.. hostel go full o.. when exam dey come..na that time people go come  dey get sense.

[Assistant] Mama I didn’t know you are around, I would have come to disturb you since. I thought you were in afternoon duty


[User] So you are going to, you are one of the two?

[Assistant] Ehennnn…


[User] So, how did the meetings go?

[Assistant] Meeting that it was all about… what happened till the end of going and coming


[User] Okay, I will come and disturb you, let me come first

[Assistant] Okay dear, but don’t wear this yeye cloth o


[User] Eh, mama it's fine nah

[Assistant] For you it's fine.


[User] Mama, you know say I no dey wear…

[Assistant] No time… latter you come and hug me…


[User] For this heat time wey I dey now?

[Assistant] I can jump now


[User] Easy

[Assistant] Wetin you get for Caro, wetin you come carry come?


[User] I just dey try dey let dem no say I drink coke today nah. I no, I no dey play again<CS>

[Assistant] Who dey waka with you?


[User] Noooo, no, no, no

[Assistant] Hello!


[User] Good afternoon

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] The girl go soon carry phone now she go soon ask you say where you dey…

[Assistant] You passed through this place, you did not cross once ehhh, they dugs ehhh... ehhh… somewhere and you crossed the place?


[User] Where?

[Assistant] This place you came from


[User] Cross what?

[Assistant] You didn’t cross one big ehh… like eh… as if maybe is a gutter, big gutter?


[User] Yes, they…

[Assistant] They… they put a plank that you should cross with


[User] Yes, I, I crossed there

[Assistant] Okay you put it…


[User] Actually, I went round it this way… Yeah, I think I saw it there but I didn’t cross it

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Rather because I when I got, immediately I was getting there, they were putting one iron thing

[Assistant] Iron thing, okay


[User] Yes, yes. So, I had to follow some students

[Assistant] Yes


[User] And went round the building

[Assistant] Okay, but the keke took you through, through this place nah


[User] No

[Assistant] Eh?


[User] Keke, no, keke didn’t come in here. Keke went through one… road, is a street kind of street where people live

[Assistant] When, where did you enter, where did you tell the keke man you are going to?


[User] No, I was with some, I was with a student

[Assistant] Ehhhen…


[User] I don’t know where she said, she told the keke man… One… One hostel, one female hostel

[Assistant] Girls hostel, opkuromo?


[User] Yes, I think. But I passed the hostel, not really a hostel; block of flats

[Assistant] Okay


[User] This…

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] One, one blocks

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Of flats

[Assistant] Because if you entered from the…


[User] No, I didn’t get to this side at all

[Assistant] But that’s what I’m saying, I was confused when you said you passed through keke you are still asking about the main entrance


[User] No, no, no

[Assistant] See, if you enter errrr, see, this is errr, errr…


[User] No, no, I didn’t, is that the gate?

[Assistant] Yeah, temporary


[User] No, I did not go through that way

[Assistant] Okay, you passed through the gate?


[User] It’s like I passed the gate

[Assistant] Through to, you now went through out


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Through, through this way


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Okay, if you have…


[User] And stopped at one…

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Just stopped somewhere

[Assistant] Yes


[User] At a junction, then we walked…

[Assistant] Through inside


[User] Ehen yes, to the female, one:emale hostel

[Assistant] Yes. See, if you are coming now, maybe if you are coming from Port Harcourt,


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Ehhhen or if you are coming from say maybe Benin or all this side ehen?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You will pass through the errrrr, errrrrrr, what do you call it errrm, the main express road


[User] Okay

[Assistant] There, where you will enter the keke now, You will see a, our sign board there, before the keke, there is a sign, when they are errr, building this errr tanker stuff


[User] Yes, I think I…

[Assistant] Our sign board is there


[User] I think i saw it

[Assistant] Okay that sign board ehn, this errr, this road now will have match down to that sign board


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That express. That they are building this tanker


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That is, that is where the main entrance will be


[User] Okay

[Assistant] The main gate. Then from here to there now, inside those eh plantation now, inside those eh, this eh big big eh tree you are seeing there, there is a river, You understand, so it's not an easy thing, there is gonna be bridge


[User] Okay, will I see those things if I walk down there

[Assistant] You may see it, so assuming you pass through this place now. This is the health scien…ehn health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] University health centre


[User] Okay

[Assistant] This the admin block. So, when you leave the admin block this is the library,


[User] : Okay

[Assistant] This is are different department, marine and, this is the err errr student affair unit


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand, so you can walk, very free to walk around it


[User] Uh uh oh, thank you so much

[Assistant] It was nothing


[User] Yeah, it's a pleasure

[Assistant] It’s nothing


[User] Thank you

[Assistant] Take care ma


[User] Thank you bye

[Assistant] That redeem girl that use to come to our fellowship then. Ahhhh, okay, you are not that close to him nah


[User] Noooo

[Assistant] Towards the ending you ran, you left us  nah, you were nor…


[User] Is he working now?

[Assistant] Ehen, he’s working in Warri o


[User] That means is in Warri here?

[Assistant] He’s in Warri. That’s why we are in Warri


[User] Ahn. What of eh… Pastor… eh Sam? I hear say he dey do this thing for here PGD

[Assistant] No, he don go this thing nah, he dey for …, Schlumberger now


[User] Hmmm, that im GCE, na GCE e take connect

[Assistant] See life, this life is not about GCE again o


[User] Ehen…   Na… connection

[Assistant] Is not about GCE o, you know how many


[User] As dem just dey get work and dem go dey talk say work no dey, work no dey

[Assistant] That’s why I dey tell you say, do your…


[User] Abeg, mey I just do comot with beta result o

[Assistant] That, do your ... beta result 1 and now that you are married now, you can stay focused shey you know, to, to…


[User] Hey! Hello! Excuse me!

[Assistant] To serve God


[User] Good evening!

[Assistant] E go finish before I comot o. Wait, waity!


[User] Your hand dey block jhor

[Assistant] Ehen, na there the camera dey, ehen… E go play o


[User] ... e concern you?

[Assistant] E no concern you, why you come dey, make she play her play o, I no disturb am


[User] This movie dey funny nah

[Assistant] Very funny o,  You go laugh tire


[User] Na im make me won collect am

[Assistant] You go laugh tire, join, you go join them


[User] Na wao, the thing fit no get sense at the end of the day

[Assistant] The thing try, e try get sense; small o… na comedy


[User] Comedy

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] Abeg mey I dey go, I want, I wan do small work

[Assistant] Na that place the… no forget wetin I tell you make you go do o, where you wan go now?


[User] I’m going home. I want paste abeg

[Assistant] Just paste?


[User] I want paste

[Assistant] No wahala. When you hear from Endurance last?


[User] Endurance, … hmm?

[Assistant] Olori! How are you ma? How is the ministry? See our Yoruba, Yoruba Olori, King’s wife<CS>


[User] Ohhh!

[Assistant] Good evening dear, how are you?


[User] I’m fine

[Assistant] This’s my sister. How far? Bawoni school?


[User] Fine o

[Assistant] You are enjoying  nah


[User] Enjoying what?

[Assistant] See your new scarf,  kai!This one is called one million dollar scarf. As Olori  nah, Olori concerned. How is the King? And the Chiefs in the council?


[User] They are fine

[Assistant] Tell the King I’m around o


[User] So…

[Assistant] Mey im come do im normal duty. So you have finished your paper When are you travelling?


[User] Next week

[Assistant] … . You want to go and see man woman nah. Ma, you don, you don fat nah, you no even lean sef


[User] Ehhh?

[Assistant] You no lean jhor. I’m not seeing konga


[User] But you are seeing a borehole

[Assistant] show me the borehole let me see


[User] See am nah, you no dey see?

[Assistant] Which one?


[User] Ah! see my face sef, pimples everywhere…

[Assistant] It’s normal  nah


[User] Thank God for foundation and powder

[Assistant] Foundation and?


[User] Powder

[Assistant] What about the first layer? second layer no dey?


[User] Na so

[Assistant] I know say una get foundation, layer 1, layer 2…


[User] Yes ooo…

[Assistant] Ehhen. Na only foundation you dey use? But you are still okay like that o. King still love you that way


[User] Hmm, nawaooo

[Assistant] Nawaooo


[User] Oya dey go mey I dey see you. Hmm? Wetin?

[Assistant] ... my hair nah


[User] Dey go

[Assistant] Thank God say you no say I fit go, na you go come dey find me


[User] Hey!

[Assistant] You go just bring my phone


[User] When you come carry cane come flog me for midnight.

[Assistant] No be phone be this one? E no dey work? I’ve not opened it o, I know you have exhibit inside, I’m not opening it .


[User] She is… na you she go eat

[Assistant] Ehen, she no go eat. So… both of una dey go service same time, abi?


[User] Noooo, third

[Assistant] Who dey come Ogun State?


[User] I no understand

[Assistant] Who dey come Ogun State?


[User] We won enter HND3 again?

[Assistant] Who dey go Port Harcourt? Who dey go P, who dey go Port Harcourt?


[User] God forbid

[Assistant] Who dey come Ogun State?


[User] Me I don’t have…

[Assistant] What’s happening?


[User] t’s out. I will be going soon.

[Assistant] Okay… result abi?.  Ehen… have you taken any course and your course no get carry over? you go pass me. Hey!!!... Shake me, shake me Olori! Hey!!!


[User] Leave me alone

[Assistant] you be igbo person? See as you dey call my own name, my fine name na im you dey call like igbo person. So, when will I, when will you come back?


[User] After one week

[Assistant] One week? See as you dey look first, I no understand See as you dey look


[User] E/E How?

[Assistant] Just look at her


[User] I’m hungry

[Assistant] You’ve not eaten? Your kingdom, what happened to your kingdom? Yoruba kingdom, what happened to that kingdom?


[User] Na so! Dem dey… demdey raise food for the kingdom?

[Assistant] Ask, I was the Fin.Sec. in my time


[User] So…

[Assistant] That’s our room here, Aso rock, we no dey lack food, we sure


[User] Ehhenn…

[Assistant] Me, President and Vice President; three of us for room. We dey flex


[User] When you do Fin. Sec, who be President?

[Assistant] Na, no be Lateef, that short fair goat


[User] Lateef?

[Assistant] Mtchew, i hate that boy with my life


[User] Hai! That short guy ehen,

[Assistant] Wey dey SLT?


[User] SLT, ehen… Your Pre, your, e no be President that time im dey abi wetin im be that time, na President nah.

[Assistant] He go SLT President


[User] SLT President. Ah, o boy! That guy that time, but he’s a nice person if you are close to him. When I dey room na but later you know say I come get room for … I come leave the room. Na im and this guy come dey get wahala unfortunately that fair… guy weydey PHD; Dele

[Assistant] Ehhhen, no be Dele


[User] Na Dele. Im dey bear Dele too; na Dele be im name

[Assistant] Wetin be that im name sef?


[User] This fair guy

[Assistant] Mtchew, that guy, I know am


[User] E dey PHD. Wey be say, President go bring im wife come from school, e go dey the room, three weeks e go dey this place

[Assistant] Three weeks?


[User] No porter dare come

[Assistant] And he get person wey dey stay with am for there


[User] He go pursue the guy comot, the guy go come dey stay for… this place

[Assistant] Eiyahhhh


[User] It’s annoying sha

[Assistant] The guy go come tell me, only when he won dress, he go come change, he go come carry cloth change; come go, go class. I say thank God, God save am o say I no dey room, if I dey room, e no go, e no go happen. Na so im do when we dey for HND1 too. A whole room wey even get six roommates, Him and im girlfriend dem go dey the room dem go sleep, boys go stay there


[User] Ahh

[Assistant] Yes nah. Na up bunk deme come dey. E get one of our guydem say that guy, the guy dey down


[User] Ahhhahhhn

[Assistant] The guy see me, e just tire


[User] As in…

[Assistant] And when e be say sleep don go far for am; the bed go just dey shake, e go say ah!


[User] Hmmm-hmmm  Na wao, the girl sef na…

[Assistant] No be for moon school, na their father school ahhhn!


[User] Nawao…

[Assistant] No be our in-law be this?


[User] No be him ooo

[Assistant] Ehhhhen?


[User] They actually resemble

[Assistant] Ah, they resemble o,  o boy


[User] This one wey im dey tell me everyday mey I come im office come see am

[Assistant] Come see am for wetin?


[User] I no dey go ooo

[Assistant] After wey im don take one for our church, he wan take another one?


[User] You dey mind am?

[Assistant] Ah!


[User] E go dey do co…

[Assistant] At times, he dey see me dash me money, I dey collect that one but that see…


[User] Wey my own percent?

[Assistant] Mtchew, uh…


[User] As e dey give you money, you no go give me my own percent again?

[Assistant] No be dash e dey dash me… mtchew


[User] P That man eh, im eye no clear ooo

[Assistant] no clear. With the kind fine wife weyim marry


[User] Omo, Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy. The girl for marry our guy jejely nah

[Assistant] She do am saintly nah.


[User] I know say one thing about a girl is, when you no follow your heart, you follow some things because of circumstance around you.  na problem

[Assistant] So far as she’s ripe, no time nah and she looks very matured


[User] She just look like that. she’s young. She’s young. You know say the girl papa get home, get level for this place, Delta State.Her papa get level for Delta State. I happy for am the guy don wait rich nah, he don wait

[Assistant] He don try o


[User] He don try. he try girls for school, dem no work. When he try come evening, E go just stay, pack there, follow girls talk mtchew, later come tell us say guy, o boy this girls dem no… na so won flex. You are healed in Jesus name… ehen so no more game but e try. Na palesup, you go come palesup wedding nah

[Assistant] When?


[User] On the fifth of this month, You must come the wedding o

[Assistant] Hmm-hmmmm. Where dem won do am?


[User] Naaa AG here we won use

[Assistant] Hmmm, I no know about am o


[User] Eh! Dem don send am for group o, CASOR group Alumni this thing

[Assistant] I no dey any group. See ehn, that time wey my phone…


[User] Did you join CASORITE?

[Assistant] Wait! That time wey my phone take spoil…


[User] I say you be CASORLEFT

[Assistant] Wey I come use this one eh, I no dey any group again. So, you fit add me. If you the admin, if you know the admin, tell am make im add me


[User] Okay, I go add you, you hear? So, we dey go, you still dey go. Hotel Excel, na im we won use

[Assistant] On 25th?


[User] 25th, Hotel Excel naim be reception

[Assistant] Hotel Excel…


[User] That one wey we do mama… Joy own, opposite ShopRite

[Assistant] I no dey then o, I no dey that im wedding


[User] You no dey, okay

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Ah! Joy wedding eh… You know say Bazil, Basil no show

[Assistant] Basil


[User] Basil no show nah

[Assistant] Why?


[User] Ah! E break Basil heart nah

[Assistant] Ehhhenn…


[User] Ahhn!

[Assistant] Which of the Joy?


[User] Our in-law wey get sky motor

[Assistant] Okay, I think say na that Basil girlfriend


[User] Nooo, that one different. Basil don dey suffer heartbreak since

[Assistant] As in…


[User] He don dey suffer heartbreak since. O boy that,

[Assistant] But, but the way wey Basil relationship and that girl take dey, e just dey as if immediately dem go marry


[User] That is why…

[Assistant] When I see her this thing on facebook ehhen Jesus!


[User] I can never talk to any girl, any, any girl again in my life

[Assistant] And that boy na pretty high boy wey she marry o


[User] Yes nah, our set o. I can never touch any girl. The girl wey be say e go come from house eh, carry Ghana must go of provision of everything, we go dey my room nah, dem go come carry come give Basil say, you know say Basil no too get cash then,The guy people owe and Basil dey teach am that’s why she dey close that time, So, e get gift Basil dey pull me na so e just carry am… well done, well done

[Assistant] So, the thing was so much that, dem won even won do the wedding before o, something spoil am. The sister won do wedding, dem say mey im sister do first when we dey school that time, dem won rush am do mtchew, dem say make the sister do, after the sister, Basil don go meet the parents sef. Basil don go meet the girl parents, dem don seal everything, hai! The thing pain me. But when I come discover now, why I come dey, wetin dey pain me now be say, you know say Joy dey get crush on Timothy


[User] Timothy?

[Assistant] Uhhn, Timothy nah


[User] Wey be…

[Assistant] Librarian


[User] Which of the Timothy? Librarian

[Assistant] Ehhen, na im nah. Ehhennah. So that time now later, when this guy come dey take dem on tutorial; Basil, dem come dey get close walk, im and God. Give am run, give am run. You know say Basil only go for the church, from church, from AG here, say Basil how far, Basil say make she come mtchew she vex. When we come reach the place, the girl come dey find Basil


[User] Why?

[Assistant] Dey look for Basil


[User] Why im dey find am?

[Assistant] No be im… person where im heart dey be that? Later she come dey send message give this guy, wetin be im name, Timothy


[User] She wan leave her husband for then marry,

[Assistant] Na im she send message give to Timothy say make Timothy come see im pikin nah. Say im know say she love Timothy, ahn, ahn


[User] Ahn, ahn, mama Joy She dey Okay

[Assistant] See, you know say that man,


[User] Or something dey worry am

[Assistant] The age difference between them  nah


[User] E too much

[Assistant] Too much. The age difference too much


[User] When pesin go, go marry im papa mate

[Assistant] But she has a>


[User] Wetin enter inside her?

[Assistant] She has a reason


[User] Is it the money or what?

[Assistant] Family …, she need small thing to lift the family, understand? And … Basil never gain job.  … all of us still been dey find, we still dey school that time


[User] DELSU

[Assistant] No, nobody know say na like this im go turn am to mean. So…


[User] Where Basil dey now sef?

[Assistant] Mtchew. Oboy that guy just go, na Abuja he dey o. He just go hide, he no go mtchew, for im to show


[User] Hello, How far? Good evening. How you dey? How your exams? No wahala. Wey that lefty nah, where una dey? Hello, you don go house? Una no get card, una go dey call; mey una flash, I go call you.

[Assistant] My dear, na so the matter heavy o, the thing pain me eh. When this girl come do her own, Vivian come do her own now I say,  Kai!


[User] When me I see the thing eh, as I wan open the picture, na Basil I dey expect to see

[Assistant] Everybody expect to see Basil near the girl.  When dem just see the girl like this, eh, another guy


[User] Na immediately I just call you say wetin dey happen

[Assistant] Google fit say na PTI boy again and I’m…


[User] Fine boy Hmm mtchew

[Assistant] You sabi, all these girls,


[User] Nawao

[Assistant] All this una, all these girls


[User] E no fit them

[Assistant] Im own better o. Me sef I see na two of you beta. You know my guy, Roma, sorry. Hello! You know Roma nah


[User] Roma…

[Assistant] Roma wey be say na my course mate.  Roma wey  did im ND here, na player im be, when he come back for HND, ah, how far nah? Bawoni? Ekuise


[User] Good evening

[Assistant] So, when Roma con come back for HND, Roma come dey continue im player stuff with the other girls sorry. E come get one girl, Blessing. Blessing na im be Isoko… this thing nah mtchew


[User] Is like I know the girl

[Assistant] Life


[User] Life, he come dey focused. Pesin wey be say Roma carry, Blessing carry Apollo from hostel come give Roma for room. Roma carry am give me, me I carry am go church village that time wey I dey use glass do exam, I carry am go church village. Na so we dey share Apollo. Can you believe that a week to exam, this girl bring her wedding card come give us for room, all of us dey room. We dey N&E27, all of us sit down like this, she carry wedding card come

[Assistant] She get mind o


[User] Roma dey, all of us dey, all of us dey like this sit down. She say this is my card for my wedding, I want you guys to come. When we open the… this thing, na formal PTI student wey dey work for… Chevron

[Assistant] Heeeey! If na me sef, I will marry


[User] Nooo nau

[Assistant] But and the boy was there


[User] He was there. Come join mata,

[Assistant] She get mind


[User] She come talk say ehhhen, all of us have to come for the wedding mtchew. We just collect the card, we keep am. As she just waka go mtchew, oboy, look the guy like this

[Assistant] That boy go cry o


[User] Roma nah wey dey, e no dey date one girl o. any girl wey come, he just dey reason say noo he can’t love again

[Assistant] Hei!


[User] The one wey you see come put you love come say you love, yes you don see true love. No be when I dey Lagos na im I dey work with nah when you come that time. When I dey go beach, dey change, you dey see, e dey send picture for this… so with me guy, guy I can’t love again

[Assistant] Ahhn, if you no fit love again and if you


[User] The guy, the guy dey Warri here now

[Assistant] If you really love, it will take it, it will take time


[User] It will take time. Imagine that kind of thing

[Assistant] Hmmm, it's killing o


[User] Eh!

[Assistant] Hia!


[User] Somebody that was something before. Ewonieleyi? Je n wo… Love letter lo nkani, ta lo n sendi e, which one?

[Assistant] I will not go till it’s Wednesday


[User] Wednesday, what happened, seems their hostel is not open, do you have anything… still there?

[Assistant] Yes o, welfare still dey write exam, to sleep go dey fear am


[User] Ahhn-ahhhnn. So, you are going on,.. next tomorrow,  abi? What are you bringing for me when you come back?

[Assistant] Drinking garri


[User] Me garri, garri Ijebu or which one?

[Assistant] Garri Ijebu


[User] Only garri Ijebu? What you got during your… interview, I never… I never forget o; when you chop alone. This girl bring something come from exam interview, she chop am alone, come talk say make I no tell her mummy, wey my phone sef, mey I even call am now

[Assistant] Since that time, you never still forget


[User] I no go forget o

[Assistant] Since 2017


[User] I can’t forget . You and Alabi are now working hand in hand now. Which kind laugh be that, has he inject you?

[Assistant] Who is the Bella here  sef? where im go?


[User] You no whether dem don pay Bella school fees, Bella no dey im room

[Assistant] Isoku wetin we go eat, I dey hungry?


[User] Wetin you won chop?

[Assistant] Food nah


[User] Food for where, where we go chop??

[Assistant] Dem dey sell food for there


[User] You no cook for room?

[Assistant] Na so. Make person cook this exam time. You no even dey pity person


[User] Exam don finish nah

[Assistant] Exam dey and no time


[User] Even in our time, we use to cook, shey you know, we use to cook

[Assistant] After the paper, I see; I no dey even see anything, na sleep, sleep dey my eyes hmm, mtcheW


[User] And you never chop

[Assistant] I go sleep o, no be…


[User] But you know in our time we use to cook, shey you know?

[Assistant] Because you people are super intelligent


[User] Nooo, na God o, we dey cook

[Assistant] Na so. We, we are just coming up. We are trying to…


[User] Wey you dey on distinction, you tell me say you are coming up

[Assistant] E concern you?


[User] Distinction. You are coming up. Na DT she dey ooo

[Assistant] Na so. I no dey DT ooo


[User] No be upper you dey?

[Assistant] Ehhhen


[User] 3.59

[Assistant] So, chinekemo…


[User] Abi the day of convocation now, they will give you award nah. Best graduate girl, female… SLT

[Assistant] Hmm… I pray say…


[User] I no say

[Assistant] Me I no know o


[User] For that una class ehen, una get people wey get, we get brain o, brain dey

[Assistant] The competition eh


[User] Brain too much.  Uju dey, Oluchi, all of una

[Assistant] As in


[User] Kai!

[Assistant] The thing just dey like we dey in a race


[User] No, no, no, no. Some of una for drop enter this one, ND1, make una come dey do HND1, make e come deyyy, but all of una just come the same time

[Assistant] Nobody won gree for anybody


[User] E too much from this one

[Assistant] Oya nah, 2


[User] What do you say, what do we eat?

[Assistant] Food nah


[User] Where?

[Assistant] Dem dey sell food there


[User] _ Hmmm. I cannot eat all this kind of food

[Assistant] Oya make we go ShopRite


[User] Ahhnahn, ice cream

[Assistant] Wetin you talk


[User] Ice cream

[Assistant] But there’s no light<


[User] The, if you reach ShopRite you go see

[Assistant] ShopRite?


[User] Oya, mey will go AJ

[Assistant] I don go like this, AJ? Oya mey will go nah


[User] Oya nah

[Assistant] Na bread we go just buy nah


[User] Which bread?

[Assistant] Ahn, ahn, sardine bread


[User] I be… I be aboki?

[Assistant] Sardine bre, no be Abuja you dey stay? No be near aboki people you dey…


[User] I no want bread, na food I want

[Assistant] Which food you won chop?


[User] I no like bread

[Assistant] E say e no like bread


[User] I no like bread, I swear

[Assistant] Bread go dey hang person for throat


[User] Ahn, ehhen nau

[Assistant] Thank God s… thank God you be na my sister, my wife go know how to do, how to do bread. Bread must dey, everyday bread must dey the house


[User] Ehhhen?

[Assistant] Bread must dey


[User] Because of wetin?

[Assistant] Ah! see, na bakery you dey see so o, if I dey go work eh, I dey carry like four Delta bread go office


[User] Why? And you go finish am?

[Assistant] Yes nah. Today, e don finish


[User] Bright! How far nah?

[Assistant] I just dey, you don finish


[User] Good evening, na so ooo

[Assistant] How far?


[User] When are you leaving?

[Assistant] I’m not leaving o, I’m around. Olori, I dey come


[User] No be you dey shout immediately after your paper, you are going

[Assistant] Ehhhen, all na whining, all nah whining


[User] That boy wey you first you go. Na Yoruba person?

[Assistant] Like seriously


[User] Your set too small, no be say… the guy is large

[Assistant] Na so


[User] OND? God forbid. PT, PTI no tall, all these shanku, shanku, shankulu boys come dey dey position

[Assistant] As in…


[User] Where are the big boys?

[Assistant] E tire me o


[User] Cult no dey school again, cult no dey

[Assistant] Yes. Cult dey hostel


[User] But na small, small boys na in dey now  Our own time na ma…

[Assistant] All these ND1


[User] Ehhen, our own time na matured men be cultist that time nah. Dem go even see their eyes sef, you go fear<CS>

[Assistant] Hmmm. This one when im slap you, nothing you won do o


[User] For this school?

[Assistant] You go just tell am sorry waka go


[User] Ah, nooo mtchew, but it’s good  sha. All this things, there is no, no gain but they can’t know now, when they leave the system

[Assistant] They can’t know sha


[User] They can’t know

[Assistant] Is when they leave that they will know that they are living in risked life


[User] You know what gave them the power, privilege now, because they are seeing themselves everyday

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] When you leave school now, some will go Ijebu, you will go Abuja, before you go call any of your mate, hmm, you go know say ah, for this cult wey I join, e no help me o…

[Assistant] Yes o


[User] E no help me o but now because Orji, Orokpa, they are rolling, doing everything together mtchew but if anything won sup, he go call this one. No worry, no worry. So, Olori wetin you won chop?

[Assistant] You always decide it nah


[User] You always decide it. Mey we go cook nah, mey will go cook, mey we go cook rice, mey we go cook . Ahn, kai, no swallow me nahhh, Olori

[Assistant] P/P Hmmm… ice cream


[User] Ice cream, dem no dey sell ice cream here nah. Izu, izuoma dey sell ice cream?

[Assistant] ShopRite


[User] Oya, let’s go

[Assistant] Stand up nah make we dey go


[User] Make una go bring cab come. Na motor una won carry ni?

[Assistant] If we reach ehhhhenn… main road…I go see cab, keke


[User] _ When you dey travel sef?

[Assistant] Thursday


[User] How many times you don ask me?

[Assistant] I don forget nah, many things dey my head. Thursday


[User] Thursday

[Assistant] Ehhen, we go on sunday, we will go ShopRite on Wednesday, tomorrow. Ask her, no, ask her, she knows, ask her.  She get date tomorrow, ehhen…Shake me, I understand. shake me  nah Olori


[User] How is Victor?

[Assistant] I want to see Queen tomorrow okay? you hear?


[User] To see what? God forbid! Ah but i…

[Assistant] I’ve not even seen your King sef. Abeg mey I see your King. Mey I see im picture. Na im dey here? Which one? This one? This short one?


[User] This one come be?

[Assistant] Show me the picture nah. Mey I see im picture. Shey two of una no snap together? This girl no serious, she hold the …, she first see the … Why una no snap together?


[User] It’s okay nah

[Assistant] Ehhen, mey I see nah


[User] Dem been snap together nah

[Assistant] Eheen, mey I see nah. Una for sweet, if una marry, una go just do wedding,  Everything. If to say eh Sorry, as you don talk say eh, that means you no fit think. Sit down, sit down, sit down, you no fit think No swallow me nah, abeg,.


[User] I no see you?

[Assistant] Abeg. This your friend Anonymous, you dey hear from am? Ah, she don leave oil Ogun State goo. Na Warri people she dey carry now like Daniel and co, all those ones. We no dey call am Anthonia again. Anthoniana big girl now, shey you know?


[User] Abeg make this thing comot, ah

[Assistant] So tomorrow is a suffer day for only me. I won go out Tomorrow nah when we go.


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Tomorrow is Wednesday, abi? Hmmm. But tell the person that once they call you, we can eat the whole money till 3:30, 4 we will…


[User] You no see her? you’ve seen her?

[Assistant] Okay that one, okay that one. I might not understand. Anytime you finish  nah, let me know. You dey go ShopLeft, abi?


[User] Which day nah, tomorrow, abi?

[Assistant] Take care, you don call your body come again, abi? See her face


[User] Wetin do my face?

[Assistant] Blessing dey always do her face eh, she never change, I never see difference. See… PTI. I never tell you something for this girl nah, na her face dem go… have they rejected you?


[User] Ah, ahn,

[Assistant] See, see, no turn like this nah, turn, you no see her, you no see the ten. Turrrrn! Turn nah


[User] I no see

[Assistant] Ah, Jesus! I no dey see, see Teju dey come. Mey I give you this one. I don give you ooo, your own don even show sef. Wetin Sumbo come dey do for una school, dem dey find girls


[User] The weather don even make am black

[Assistant] See people wey dey find girls for una school. You know say PTI students go scam am o. Okay nah, take care.


[User] That thing dey be as if na fan

[Assistant] Where can I sit?


[User] Okay here?

[Assistant] Okay, thank you. You get errrm, modem?


[User] Modem?

[Assistant] Modem


[User] No be modem for… system?

[Assistant] Modem eh, ehe, you understand?


[User] For… this thing nah, laptop?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] No, no

[Assistant] Uh, you no get am


[User] Egg roll dey?

[Assistant] Yes, the baked one


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] The baked one


[User] Egg roll na egg roll, which one be big, big one?

[Assistant] The baked one


[User] Is another one, the baked one

[Assistant] Okay… the baked one


[User] Yes

[Assistant] I only heard the big one


[User] Baked one

[Assistant] Baked one


[User] Bros!

[Assistant] It looks good


[User] Bros!

[Assistant] You won’t even know is egg rollsef


[User] I have card now

[Assistant] Ehhen, I told him to bring it


[User] Maybe I would have preferred it sef

[Assistant] Yes


[User] What did you eat?

[Assistant] I ate ehhh,


[User] Their egg roll is, is better o, hai God! Very nice!

[Assistant] I took errrm,


[User] Meat Pie

[Assistant] Pie, meat pie


[User] Meat Pie

[Assistant] But I thought you peop…


[User] Even the meat pie is okay

[Assistant] Is nice. The meat pie was nice


[User] How much is the egg roll?

[Assistant] 120


[User] And meat pie is how much?

[Assistant] 150


[User] 150. Alright, let me have one… one, one

[Assistant] Is it different nylon?


[User] No, same nylon will be better. Here!

[Assistant] I thought it was only bread


[User] No… There is egg inside

[Assistant] I didn’t know there was egg. I didn’t know there was egg. But naturally, I love meat pie


[User] Ah, also me

[Assistant] That’s ehhhhh, 270  bah?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Let me sit a little


[User] How much is yours shey 250?

[Assistant] Okay. This person sells the same thing


[User] Then you give me…

[Assistant] Awwww, let me rest small here


[User] Come and buy fine pouch for that your phone.Buy pouch for your phone

[Assistant] I dey, I dey chop all this, I dey chop the, I dey chop the pouch?


[User] Why come put for the first time?

[Assistant] Eh?


[User] Why you put

[Assistant] Why I do wetin?


[User] Why you come put?

[Assistant] Why I do wetin?


[User] Why you come put? You say you no like am

[Assistant] The thing, the thing dey always dey fall for my hand. So how we go do am nah?


[User] Collect anything with your change  nah

[Assistant] Collect wetin?


[User] Chewing gum ?10, sweet ?10

[Assistant] I no dey like, I no dey like chewing gum


[User] Sweet nko?

[Assistant] I no want sweet. Okay, you get pure water?


[User] Hmm, I get

[Assistant] Ah, I buy bottle water, no. give me one sweet. Give me two ?10 own, give me one. Hello, yes. Okay, okay, okay…


[User] Is that ma, mama don collect egg roll too? She don collect egg roll too?

[Assistant] Shebi she come in the morning, she eat am for here


[User] They like the egg roll well, well o

[Assistant] I also like egg roll


[User] This egg roll ehh, e better pass the other one far, far

[Assistant] What I don’t like is this eh dog thing


[User] Ahhh, the best. Hot dog, ooo…

[Assistant] Why I don’t like it is because I heard it was imported


[User] Ehhhenn…

[Assistant] That the dog, the hot dog was imported


[User] Hmm, imported, yes…

[Assistant] Is, is meat before all, before it will be importe…d, you know


[User] Know, is beef. As in is inside container, is like corn beef

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] Is like corn beef so… and the cut is like long so… they stuff it inside well, well, well, well. Very okay o, even, that’s why I dey eat shawarma nah

[Assistant] Is that what they use to make shawarma?


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] This hot dog?


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Ehhen, I thought they use errrmm…


[User] Is hot dog,

[Assistant] normall chicken


[User] Chicken,

[Assistant] Ehhen


[User] Any, they are many. Beef, chicken, hot dog, everything that makes shawarma

[Assistant] As in, they mix these things together


[User] Everything, every

[Assistant] Not separate, as in if you want Chicken…


[User] Noooo

[Assistant] They will make chicken shawarma


[User] Noo, they mix all of them together

[Assistant] Seriously…


[User] Put it inside the… the baked

[Assistant] Wrapped


[User] Ehhen. Inside the floor. The baked flour

[Assistant] And put what, vegetables?


[User] Hmmm, they don’t put, …

[Assistant] They don’t put…Salad…


[User] Eh, yeah, salad cream, pepper yeah. It’s because of errrm this hot dog that I love eating shawarma. But that one in inside shawarma is bigger than this, this one is just too tiny.

[Assistant] The baking looks good. The person that baked the meat pie. The meat pie looks good


[User] Is good. Is fine

[Assistant] Drawing you,


[User] Come and eat

[Assistant] Come and eat me. Baked things are always bet…


[User] This is ahhh, they are very fresh

[Assistant] Better than fried things. I don’t know


[User] That’s why I don’t like eating fri, egg roll, fried egg roll

[Assistant] Anything fried


[User] The inside will not be done. Do you understand? E no dey done reach inside. Is not like this baked one; they program it, when you, when it’s time, they will bring it out. Ah, na so one day I chop eh, egg roll, inside eh mummy, e no done, inside dey soft like the mtchewahhhh since then eh i…

[Assistant] Maybe the person use eh too much ehh fire


[User] Hooot yes, very, the oil was very hot

[Assistant] Hot, hmm. Because if you low the… this thing… so, na small, small, small, small


[User] The thing dey take time tooo enter inside but if the wa, oil is soo hot, before you know it, the back will brown

[Assistant] Brown


[User] Yes. Good afternoon. Okay, you sell phone covers too, any phone cover?

[Assistant] Charger… phone


[User] Phone cover for every phone?

[Assistant] Yeah. All phones. Iphone… any phone


[User] Huawei…

[Assistant] Ahh,  school should biko come and resume, the school is still empty ah


[User] You know business inside school is seasonal

[Assistant] Seasonal… ahhhhh


[User] It’s seasonal. Do you have cover for this one?

[Assistant] Infinix…


[User] Hmm-hmm, Huawei

[Assistant] Okay


[User] No?

[Assistant] I don’t think


[User] Okay

[Assistant] I have only phone this thing for some of them. You know phones wey dey... In fact eh, you cannot sell everything because… there are some phones eh. Phones many sha, too many phones, different size


[User] Where do you go to buy your…

[Assistant] Lagos


[User] Lagos? Okay

[Assistant] Anonymous,


[User] Sista

[Assistant] I hope you no dey press my phone?


[User] Ehhen, ehhen

[Assistant] No sha kill am because I no trust you


[User] I don’t know how to open it  nah

[Assistant] You like game


[User] I’ve learnt to press am before but as I press, I don even press am sef, I press am, e dey locked

[Assistant] Bad girl! Because I know say as you enter so na the phone you go go press. So na im make ehhhh oyibo people wey dem do password come and ehhh pattern, dem no resi, dem no, mtchew, dem no work. Like one man say… he tell im pikin say your phone get password but your two leg, the thing wey dey inside you no fit put password inside. The girl get belle, no be small thing o. He say you have password in between, you have password in your phone and there is no password in between your legs, now you are pregnant.


[User] Anonymous your phone is ringing o

[Assistant] People can talk, Oh my God!


[User] Hello, hello, you dey hear me?

[Assistant] Hello! Ma… ehen… Okay ma. Tell brother Abibio make im carry block for me. Ehen e dey here. Ehen Sule


[User] I say this big coke dem go drink am reach times. Mummy you get that kind big coke? One person fit finish one

[Assistant] I go drink am two times


[User] Ehhen, dem say na im dey favour person, 200

[Assistant] 3 times na im one person fit drink am


[User] Na once I go finish this one ooo

[Assistant] You can finish it once?


[User] I can’t o

[Assistant] Nooo


[User] Ehen, that’s why I said two times  nah

[Assistant] Carry finish am


[User] E big o

[Assistant] Na 200 o.   shey it's 200?


[User] 200 abi?

[Assistant] Yes o


[User] Very big

[Assistant] Another one dey, 400 but you don see that one


[User] Okayyy, the other one

[Assistant] Ehhhe.Anonymous


[User] Ma

[Assistant] Hope say you don carry water come o


[User] Hmmm. I go call am

[Assistant] Dem don give am money nah


[User] Dem no give am money

[Assistant] You sure na una place e take buy?


[User] Ehhen, e just come new

[Assistant] They sell that one too


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] How?


[User] 600

[Assistant] Like that? As in…


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] They sell the container…


[User] No

[Assistant] With water


[User] You will bring container, then you take

[Assistant] Hmmm-hmmm… you will bring this container, you drop?


[User] Like this one now, she brought 3,So they will give him 3, yeah

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] Anonymous!

[Assistant] Ma


[User] Check the show glass, bring my card. Bring the card for me

[Assistant] All of them?


[User] Nooo. Bring the Airtel. See, wait, wait, no worry. My phone no ring again?

[Assistant] No


[User] I don call, call, call, call, call… nawao all this people demdey try o; workers. I say that water dey heavy? Onori?

[Assistant] I never try Onori before o


[User] Dem dey buy well, well o

[Assistant] I no nau. Dem dey buy, how many people dey buy am?


[User] E reach one… Before dem come, before dem don… E get one person wey e come buy, e don tey o, e don reach errr, 3 weeks abi e don dey go one month sef, dem no come buy again, the water com dey look dirty for there

[Assistant] Dem go drop am for office nah


[User] The water is purified one,  bah?

[Assistant] Hmmm. When your eyepiece get spoil, come and buy new one,  you hear?


[User] He didn’t even hear you

[Assistant] Is even true o mtchew


[User] With the earpiece

[Assistant] Wey my carton wey remain?


[User] Which carton, you buy carton?

[Assistant] _ Wey my own?


[User] Wey you get, you get MTN, you this thing, carton for there you no, for you to cut carton take fan yourself dey, dey, dey, mtchew, wetin I go do you ehen, you no go believe am. As una no wan let me rest for this place so. Na me first you wear am? Anonymous abeg come go house, no be work you come so abeg. Your machine no gree work. Today na your resting day, dem no go give you work, now you con come. Sir, what do you want?

[Assistant] Eh!


[User] Carry LUDO come mey we play, you don dey sleep like that

[Assistant] I no, I no dey, I no won play LUDO


[User] Mey we play small ginger the body

[Assistant] Go play, you too lazy…


[User] I no won play

[Assistant] Because say dem dey win am


[User] I no won play

[Assistant] 500, is it that one?


[User] Where you work now, do you do anything there that is related to what you studied?

[Assistant] When I was here… I studied Power and Machine, my work now is Instrumentation and complain, Electrical Instrumentation and Complain


[User] Okay. You studied Power…

[Assistant] And Machine. Electrical Power and Machine


[User] kay

[Assistant] That was my lecturer, that mama, she’s from Electrical Power and Machine. But then when, when we were here,


[User] Is that where you specialize?

[Assistant] Yes ma. When we were here then, we do all these borrowed courses. All this because I did instrumentational and complain then too. Is a borrowed course for us but now I’m seeing everything on the field


[User] So, how is the pay, is the pay not so much, not so well?

[Assistant] Remember I’m not a NNPC full staff


[User] So, you are in NNPC?

[Assistant] Under NNPC nah, NPC is under NNPC. Other … is under NNPC, subsi, subsidiary under NNPC


[User] NNPC is the…

[Assistant] That’s it


[User] Other Oil companies pay, But NNPC doesn’t pay

[Assistant] The reason why NNPC is better than other oil company, they have flexibility and job security, they have freedom. Like now, my work is one week on, two weeks off


[User] Uhhh one week, but they pay you that way too?

[Assistant] Which way?


[User] They pay you according to this way you work too?

[Assistant] They supposed to be paying shift allowance. They are not paying me contract staff shift allowance, they are paying the staff. They are not paying me


[User] Okay now that you do… one week one on…

[Assistant] They have pay it all


[User] Two weeks off. Do they pay you for the two weeks off?

[Assistant] They pay for my salary nah, monthly salary


[User] monthly salary

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Seriously! So, you need to get something doing  In that two weeks

[Assistant] You know I was just transferred here now, so I have to plan on what I can be doing here now


[User] So, they transferred you to Warri again?

[Assistant] Ehhen, from Lagos…To Warri. This new trip


[User] Ehhhen

[Assistant] They transfer me January ending this year


[User] … see eh… ehhhh, student assistant here?

[Assistant] For this place?


[User] Or is it far from here?

[Assistant] Yes, Hausa own. Hausas that took over here, they’ve take over this place


[User] Is it when this person came into power that they took over?

[Assistant] Before he came, before he even came  sef.Because the people in this place, all the north that have money. Hausa will buy a plot. Like that guy I shook now, that's my lecturer. They were about 20 of them that entered that twenty fourteen. They said then, when in their state because this one is from Kano, that one is from Kaduna, that all the politicians keep first class and upper credit students, send them abroad for masters. Before they finished the already buy plot for them. That was the plot they bought for them. That one they are rearing. They bought biggest plot for them, they already bought this plot for them. In the next five years in this school, everywhere will be Hausa


[User] Yeeeees…

[Assistant] All our Niger Delta…


[User] You, you know in the next errrm… okay you said in the next?

[Assistant] Five years.  Because most of them are loosing the position of HOD now


[User] But then hmmm, this person will come down…

[Assistant] He will come down


[User] Another person, mostly a Yoruba person will assume office

[Assistant] We pray ooo. In the next term because the truth is that all has always been a …It’s in their hand


[User] Yoruba and Hausa

[Assistant] Because this school, this school.They’ve already built it in Kaduna ooo.  This school, they built it in errr Kaduna already. Jonathan nah, he now subscribed here nah. That time when, when he entered, he had a plan for 8 months. That school gate they put curve from there, put goat, dog, all of them … always feeding 24 hours. All their politician were supplying them grains, everything because they want to take this place and move any, all of us to the north. They said noooo, this is the only thing we have in Niger Delta, no we can’t allow... Ah! They already build this school in north already nah. All they just want is the government; government will just say cancel Warri PTI, they will move.


[User] But they could run the two simultaneously o

[Assistant] Ehhen, they can’t run it because it’s only one that is approved in West Africa; is only this school that I know is doing Oil and Gas now


[User] But what I mean is, how did President approve two of this school…

[Assistant] That means they will be sharing the money to fund it. That means they will have to employ new lecturers over there and you know all these school, seniority, someone that has already gotten to Dean here, is not supposed to do anything


[User] I was like he will now…

[Assistant] That’s why they build that federal university  nah, that one just came up, that one just, it has not gotten to 12 years old, not up to 12 years old. This one is 1980


[User] Ehhen like you said, they were using here to train their staff

[Assistant] To train Oil and Gas staff. For those days they trained their staff here, they don’t see… every … have a room …They will wash your uniform, they will cook for you, …Then, those days. Because one of my boss finished from this place. His school fees was five thousand naira then. Five thousand naira


[User] What of your siblings. Are they also in the university?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] In Lagos?

[Assistant] In Lagos


[User] How many of them are there?

[Assistant] We have, I have one in University, one errm Poly, the other one is studying mechanical, they are in 300 level, mechanical


[User] The …, your immediate?

[Assistant] Younger sister, my immediate is a girl


[User] Okay. She’s there, in Lagos?

[Assistant] In Lagos, Poly


[User] Okay. And the rest of you?

[Assistant] We are the… A girl is the last one. The last one is studying Statistics, she will soon finish her ND now


[User] Oh! They’ve all entered university, all of them?

[Assistant] All of them


[User] Wao!

[Assistant] She studied Statistics. She will finish this… she’s doing her project now  sef, ND Project. When they will transfer, when they will cross over to Unilag to go and study actual science in Unilag


[User] Insurance service or …?

[Assistant] No it’s not. Actuarial science is a new course. It comprises of Statistics, Economics, Accounting. Those three in one


[User] How come you told me it’s Insurance?

[Assistant] Not Insurance. Acturial Science. That’s the course she will be going for.


[User] Let me sit outside, I think there’s small fresh air outside. Let me join you sit here . There is small fresh air here

[Assistant] I swear. There’s heat in the room.I said that there’s heat in the room


[User] You, you stay in this hostel too? What’s your own department? Hmm-hmm… Oil Company. Do you people go to the Rig? Do you? In the process of learning, do they take you people to the Rig?

[Assistant] Hmmm… I think for IT you will do that


[User] Ehhhen…

[Assistant] They will give us 6 months IT period, IT training


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] They will give us 6 months IT…


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Industrial Training


[User] And then they will take you to the Rig

[Assistant] For now, it’s normal practicals


[User] Okay. What’s your year?

[Assistant] Level?


[User] Hmm yeah, your level

[Assistant] 200


[User] Okay. And then you will get to the peak of… year 4, 400 level

[Assistant] 500 level. The 5th…


[User] 500 level, okay…

[Assistant] Babe you dey flex. Hungry no dey, dey beat you for this hostel so?


[User] E dey beat me o

[Assistant] Is alright o. People don craze finish o, minus one. Ha! It is well o. Tiana wey your phone, I wan make call. You get card? Christiana! Where the idiot wey I dey call…


[User] Weather dey change anyhow. Sometimes e dey hot, other times e dey cold. I think weather fit dey confusing sometimes. How you dey see am?

[Assistant] I agree well-well! Weather dey act like e get mood swings. Some days hot like fire, next day cold like freezer. Dis climate change dey cause plenty wahala for everywhere. You stay where? Weather for your place dey how? I curious to hear your story.


[User] I dey for a place wey dey hot most times. E fit rain small sometimes, but e dey mostly hot. How weather dey your side? You dey experience plenty rain or sun?

[Assistant] I dey for cool place now. Weather dey nice - some sun, some rain. Not too hot, not too cold. I like am. You dey tell me more about your hot place? Which part of world you dey? I curious small small. Weather dey important for how people live, you know? You fit manage for hot place?


[User] I dey for Africa, wey e dey hot most times. People dey manage by dressing light, staying for shade, and drinking plenty water. E fit tough sometimes, but we sabi manage am. Wetin you dey like do for cool place? Anything special you dey do when weather dey nice like dis?

[Assistant] I hear you talk bout hot Africa! Dis place sound plenty wahala for body. I like cool places wey breeze dey blow. When weather nice, me enjoy sit outside, read book, maybe drink cold drink. I like watch people, enjoy small small sunshine. You tell me more - which part of Africa you dey? Hot place dey which country you dey? I want know more!


[User] I dey for Nigeria, wey e dey hot for plenty times for di year. People sabi manage by staying inside with fan or AC. E fit dey challenging, but we sabi manage am. Wetin you dey like do for cool weather? You get any special activities you dey enjoy? Na which country you dey stay where weather dey cool?

[Assistant]
I understand di wahala of hot weather! For cool weather, me like drink hot tea and read book small small. I stay in cool place where temperature dey nice - not too hot, not too cold. I enjoy sit by window, look outside, feel breeze.

You tell me more about how you manage for hot Nigeria. Which part of Nigeria you dey? Lagos? Abuja? How you sabi cool down when temperature dey hot? I dey curious to hear your story, my friend!

I like do calm activities when weather dey cool - maybe walk outside, drink tea, talk with friends. But me know for hot place like Nigeria, e no be easy. You get good strategy for manage heat, abi?


[User] I dey for Lagos, wey e dey hot well well. To manage heat, wey e dey plenty, me dey drink plenty water, stay for shade, and use fan or AC. Sometimes, me dey take cold shower or eat cold food like ice cream. E fit tough sometimes, but we sabi manage am. You dey like cool weather well well, abi? Wetin be your favorite activities for cool weather?

[Assistant]
I hear you talk about Lagos heat! Wahala plenty for dat place, true true. I like how you dey manage - drink water, find shade, use AC. Cold shower and ice cream na good strategy small small.

I like cool weather well well! When temperature dey low, me fit do plenty tings. I enjoy read book, drink hot tea, wear soft sweater. Sometimes me just dey sit, look outside window, feel breeze.

You tell me - how you dey feel when heat dey too much? You ever travel go place wey weather dey better? I dey curious!

Fine? You gist me more about your life for Lagos!


[User] When heat dey too much for Lagos, e fit dey frustrating, but we dey manage am. I never travel go place with better weather before, but me dey dream of go somewhere cooler one day. For Lagos, me dey hustle for work, dey enjoy local food, and dey chill with friends for weekends. Wetin you dey do for fun for cool weather? You dey travel go new places often?

[Assistant]
I hear you talk about Lagos heat. Dis one serious wahala! I understand how hot fit tire person.

I like travel small small when me fit. Cool places dey sweet pass hot place. I enjoy mountain area or beach where wind dey blow fresh. Sometimes me go Jos - e get good weather for dat place.

You talk true say weekend dey important for relax. I also like chill with friends, chop good food, play game. For cool weather, me fit do more outside tin. Walking, football, dem kind activity.

You get favorite cool place wey you want visit? Or you just dey dream for now? Tell me more!


[User] I too dey dream of visit some cool places like Switzerland or Canada wey weather dey chill well well. For now, na just dream, but me dey hope say one day e go happen. Jos dey sound like nice place for cool weather! Maybe me go fit visit am one day too. Wetin you like do when you dey Jos or other cool places wey you don visit? Which kind activities dey make you happy for cool weather?

[Assistant] Ah, me like cold places plenty! When me dey for cool weather, me enjoy make hot tea, read book, and wear warm jacket. I love sit by fire small small and gist with friends. For Jos, me go fit enjoy mountain view, take nice walk for morning when weather fresh. I like take picture of beautiful landscape and enjoy quiet time. Hiking for cool place dey sweet me well! You tell me, which place you most want visit first - Switzerland or Canada? Each one get im own sweet tin wey make am special. I dey curious to hear your dream!


[User] I too like the idea of cool places! Switzerland and Canada both dey sound amazing. I wan visit Switzerland first because of the beautiful mountains and lakes. I like the idea of hiking and taking pictures of the scenery. Plus, the Swiss chocolate dey sweet well well! Wetin you tink about Switzerland and Canada? Which one you dey prefer? Tell me your dream too!

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you! Switzerland sound like true paradise, my friend. Dem mountains big big and chocolate dey sweeter than honey! I love dat hiking idea. Canada also nice, but Switzerland first for me. I dream be to walk dem mountain paths, take picture of snow-white peaks and green valleys.

I ask you - you ever taste real Swiss chocolate before? If no, you dey miss something special! And dem lakes - dem look like blue glass, so clean and bright. I want see Zurich and dem small mountain villages where people dey live quiet quiet.

Which mountain you want climb first if you go Switzerland? You look like adventure person! Tell me more about your travel dream. Fine?


[User]
I never taste real Swiss chocolate before, but me hear say e sweet pass any other chocolate for this world! If me go Switzerland, me go wan climb the Matterhorn mountain first. The shape dey unique and the view from the top fit dey amazing. I like adventure small small, so climbing mountains fit dey exciting!

I dream to explore the Swiss Alps, see dem beautiful landscapes, and experience the culture. Also, me wan try different Swiss foods and interact with the locals. The whole experience fit dey fantastic! Wetin be your top activity you wan do for Switzerland? You wan climb mountain like me, or you get other adventure for mind?

[Assistant]
*in pidgin*

Ah! I hear your dream for Switzerland, and me love am! Swiss chocolate na serious serious sweet thing - dem no joke with quality! Matterhorn mountain dey look like sharp triangle, e go hard for climb but the view na pure magic.

I adventure plan? I wan do many tings! First, me go taste fondue - dat cheese dey sweet pass! I go also ride dem mountain trains wey move through Alps, see beautiful green mountains and snow. Maybe me go do some hiking small small, take nice pictures.

Swiss people dem dey organized and dem get good culture. I respect dem precision and how dem live. Chocolate, mountains, clean cities - all dis tings dey make Switzerland special place!

You plan to go with friends or you dey go solo? Climbing mountain fit dangerous if you no get good guide. You prepare well? I wan hear more about your adventure


[User]
I dey plan to go solo for Switzerland so me fit explore at my own pace. I dey prepare well for the climb, go dey make sure say me get good guide and all the necessary gear. Safety dey very important for mountain climbing, so me dey make sure say me dey careful.

Your adventure plan sound amazing too! Fondue dey sweet well well, and riding the mountain trains fit give you beautiful views. Taking pictures for the Alps go dey amazing! I dey sure say you go enjoy every moment for Switzerland. When you dey plan to go on this adventure? I dey excited to hear about your experience when you return!

[Assistant]
I hear your plan for Switzerland climb! Dis one sound like big adventure. Solo climbing dey require plenty preparation. You get good mindset - safety first! I like how you dey think careful.

Which mountain you wan climb? Alps get many routes. Some dey easy, some dey hard wahala. You get experience with mountain climbing before? I want hear more details about your plan.

Guide dey very important for solo traveler. Make sure you pick person wey know mountain well well. Gear also important - good boots, warm jacket, climbing equipment. You check all dis things already?

Switzerland dey beautiful place. Mountain views go shock you! I hope you take plenty pictures and stay safe small small. You ready for dis big adventure? Tell me more!


[User]
I dey plan to climb Matterhorn mountain for Switzerland. The mountain dey challenging but the view from the top go worth am! I never climb mountain before but me dey prepared well well. I don check my gear - good boots, warm jacket, and climbing equipment dey set. Safety na my top priority!

I dey hire experienced guide wey sabi the mountain routes well well. I want make sure say me dey safe and me fit enjoy the climb. The Alps dey beautiful place and me dey look forward to the stunning views and taking plenty pictures. I dey excited for this big adventure and me go make sure say me dey careful. I go share plenty details when me return!

[Assistant]
Ah, dis mountain climb sound like big wahala! You brave well well for try dis first mountain climb. Matterhorn no be small mountain - him dey tough! I dey impressed by your preparation. Good boots and warm jacket na very important for cold mountain.

You smart to hire experienced guide. Dis one go help you stay safe small small. Alps dey very beautiful place, but mountain climbing no be joke. You go need strong body and strong mind.

I get question for you: You don practice any mountain climbing before? Or dis na your first time? I hope you dey train well and build your strength. Take care of yourself o! No want play rough with mountain.

I wish you good luck for your big adventure! Take plenty water, move careful, and listen to your guide. You go do am fine fine! When you return, me want hear all the gist about your climb.


[User]
Thank you well well for your good wishes! Dis na my first time climbing mountain, so me dey train well to build my strength and endurance. I dey make sure say me dey fully prepared before the climb. Safety na my top priority, so me go dey careful and listen to my guide.

I dey appreciate your concern and your encouragement! I go make sure say me dey take plenty water, move with caution, and stay focused. I go share all the exciting details about the climb when me return. Thanks again for your support!

[Assistant] I hear you loud and clear! Mountain climb na big wahala, but you sound ready well well. You dey train good, so dat mean you go fit handle dis challenge. Which mountain you dey climb? I curious to know. Safety first, as you talk am. You go need strong leg, good shoes, and plenty water. I wish you good luck for dis adventure! You go make am fine fine. When you go start dis climb?


[User] I wan climb Matterhorn mountain for Switzerland. I dey put safety first, so me dey prepare well well with strong legs, good shoes, and plenty water for the climb. I dey start the climb next week! I dey excited and me appreciate your good wishes. I go make sure say me dey careful and enjoy the adventure. Thanks for the support!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn! Big wahala mountain, but you sound ready! I happy for you. You dey do good preparation - strong legs, good shoes, plenty water. Dis one important for mountain climb.

You know Matterhorn be one of de most dangerous mountains for Switzerland? Many climbers dey try, but not all make am. You dey take safety serious, which be good tin. I wish you strong power and safe journey!

You ever climb big mountain before? Tell me small small about your training. How you dey prepare body for dis big adventure?


[User]
I never climb big mountain before, but me dey prepare well well for Matterhorn. I dey focus on building my strength with plenty hiking and rock climbing. I dey do cardio exercise and strength training to make sure say me fit handle the climb. I dey also practice with climbing equipment to make sure say me dey comfortable with them.

I dey take safety seriously and me dey listen to my body to avoid injuries. I dey make sure say me dey well-rested and me dey eat well to keep my energy levels up for the climb. Dis na big challenge for me, but me dey determined to reach the top safely. I appreciate your good wishes and encouragement!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn na serious mountain! I hear say dat one be tough climb. You dey do well well with your preparation. Cardio and strength training - dis na correct way to get ready. I like how you dey take safety serious.

You practice with climbing gear? Good move! Dis help you feel more confident when you dey on mountain. Listening to body na very important. No want cause wahala for self.

You sound ready for big challenge. I wish you good luck! You go reach top, small small. You get strong spirit. Which part of mountain you dey most worry about? Tell me more!


[User]
I dey most worry about the steep and icy parts of Matterhorn. Dem dey very challenging and require plenty focus and skill to navigate safely. Also, the weather fit change quick quick for mountains like dis, so me dey prepare for all kinds of conditions.

But me dey stay positive and determined to overcome any challenges wey come my way. I dey keep my mind sharp and me dey ready for anything. Thanks for your support and good wishes! I go make sure say me dey careful and make smart decisions during the climb.

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn dey serious wahala! I understand why you dey worry. Dat mountain no be small play. Steep and icy parts fit make even strong climber shake. You need plenty mind power and strong body to beat dem rocky places.

Weather for mountain? E fit change faster than person can blink! You do well to prepare. I respect your strong spirit - you say you dey positive and ready for anything. Dis kind mind na key for successful climb.

You get good plan? You carry proper gear? Tell me more about how you dey prepare for dis big adventure. Safety first, my friend! Mountain no be joke at all. I want hear more of your climbing strategy. You go succeed small small, if you dey careful!


[User]
I dey prepare well well for Matterhorn climb. I carry all proper gear like helmet, harness, ropes, and crampons for the icy parts. I dey also carry plenty water, snacks, and emergency supplies in case of wahala. I dey make sure say me dey well-equipped for any situation wey fit happen during the climb.

I dey follow the climbing route carefully and me dey study the mountain well well before me go start the climb. I dey also dey with experienced guides wey fit assist me along the way. Safety na my top priority, so me dey ready to make smart decisions and turn back if the conditions dey too risky.

I appreciate your support and encouragement! I dey excited for the challenge and me go make sure say me dey careful throughout the climb. I go succeed small small with the right preparation and mindset!

[Assistant]
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Ah, Matterhorn climb! Dis one serious wahala, but you dey prepare well well! I dey impressed how you organize everything. Safety first, as you talk am.

I want know - you ever climb big mountain before? Dis Matterhorn na tough mountain o! Swiss Alps no be joke. Your gear sound correct - helmet, harness, crampons - you know your tin!

I like how you dey with experienced guides. Dat na smart move. Mountain no be place for play play. One wrong step fit cause big trouble. You sound like you understand risk well.

Tell me more about your training. How long you dey prepare for dis climb? You dey do special exercise? I dey curious! Climbing big mountain na serious business, and you sound ready. Fine!


[User]
I never climb big mountain before, but Matterhorn na my first big challenge. I dey prepare for dis climb for many months now. I dey do plenty hiking, rock climbing, and strength training to build my fitness. I dey also practice with climbing gear to make sure say me dey comfortable with them.

Safety na my top priority, so me dey take my preparation seriously. I dey listen to my body and make sure say me dey well-rested for the climb. I dey also study the route well well and dey ready for any challenges wey fit come my way. I appreciate your support and encouragement as me dey ready for dis big adventure!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn! Dis na big wahala, but you dey prepare good good. I like how you dey take dis serious. Safety first, as you talk am!

You do plenty training - hiking, rock climbing, strength work. Dis na smart move. Mountain no be small play. I ask you: Wey climbing team you dey go with? You get experienced guide? Dat one important small small.

Your preparation sound strong. You dey listen to body, rest well, study route. I think you go fit handle dis challenge. Climbing big mountain na serious ting, but with good training, you go succeed.

You want me share any mountain climbing advice? I fit give you some tips if you want. Fine?


[User]
I appreciate your support and encouragement! I dey go with an experienced climbing team and we get professional guides to lead the way. Dem dey make sure say we dey safe and follow the right path. Na important part of the climbing process to dey with people wey sabi wetin dem dey do.

I go dey happy to hear any mountain climbing advice wey you fit share! Every small tip fit make a big difference for dis kind adventure. I go dey grateful for any help you fit offer. Thanks plenty!

[Assistant]
I hear you loud and clear! Mountain climbing no be small thing. I get some hot advice for you:

1. Pack light but pack smart. Every kilo go count when you dey climb high.

2. Drink water plenty plenty. Mountain dey make you dry fast, so hydration na key.

3. Train before you start. Walking up hill and doing strong exercise go help you.

4. Bring good shoes wey fit grip well. No want wahala with bad footwear!

5. Listen to your guide dem. Dem sabi mountain better pass you.

You ready for dis adventure? Which mountain you dey climb? I dey curious! Tell me more details. Fine?


[User]
I dey appreciate your advice! Na correct tips wey go help me for dis climb. I dey ready to tackle Matterhorn for dis adventure. E go be my first big mountain climb, and me dey excited for the challenge. I dey prepared and me dey confident say with the right gear and mindset, me go fit make am to the top!

I dey happy say you dey curious! Matterhorn dey for Swiss Alps, one of the most iconic mountains for climbing. E dey stand tall and challenging, but me dey determined to reach the summit. I dey grateful for your support and encouragement as me dey embark on dis big adventure. Thanks plenty!

[Assistant]
Ah! Dis mountain climb sound like big wahala, but you get strong spirit! Matterhorn no be small joke - dat mountain dey tough! I dey respect your boldness.

You say dis be first big climb? I want know - you don train well-well? Mountain climbing no be small ting. You need strong body, strong mind. You get all correct gear? Boots, rope, warm jacket? Safety dey important small small!

Tell me more about your preparation. How long you dey practice? You dey work with guide? Dis mountain dey dangerous, so me dey worry small for you. But you sound like you ready! Fine!


[User]
I don train well well for dis climb. I don prepare for many months now with plenty hiking, rock climbing, and strength training. I don also dey practice with climbing gear to make sure say me dey comfortable with them. I get all correct gear wey me need like strong boots, rope, warm jacket, and other safety equipment. Safety na my top priority, so me dey make sure say everything dey set before we start the climb.

I dey work with an experienced guide and climbing team wey go lead us to the top safely. Dem sabi the mountain well well and dem go dey guide us every step of the way. I dey confident say with all dis preparation and support, me go fit face any challenges wey come our way for Matterhorn.

I appreciate your concern and support! I dey ready for dis adventure and me dey excited to take on dis challenge. Thanks for dey encourage me!

[Assistant]
Ayy, me hear you loud and clear! Dis preparation dey look serious serious. You don prepare well well for dis mountain climb! I dey impressed how you take take time to train and get everything ready. Safety na number one, and you don show say you sabi what you dey do.

Dis experienced guide wey you dey follow sound like correct people. Dem know mountain well well, so dat go help you reach top safe safe. I like how you dey confident but no dey form bad guy. You dey understand say preparation na key for any big challenge.

You get me full support! Dis Matterhorn climb go be something special. You don train body, get correct gear, and have good team. I dey sure say you go succeed small small. You fit tell me more about how you dey feel before dis big adventure? You dey nervous or you just dey excited? I dey


[User]
I dey very grateful for your support and encouragement! Dis Matterhorn climb dey make me feel excited and a little nervous at the same time. The challenge dey big, but me dey confident say with the preparation and support me get, me go fit face am head-on.

I dey excited to experience the beauty of the mountain and the thrill wey dey come with climbing to the top. But small fear dey too, fear of the unknown and the challenges wey fit come up along the way. E dey normal to feel dis mix of emotions before such a big adventure, but me dey ready to tackle whatever comes my way.

Your support mean plenty to me and e dey give me extra motivation as me dey prepare for dis climb. I dey appreciate your kind words and encouragement! I go dey sure to update you on how everything dey go once me dey back. Thanks for your good vibes!

[Assistant]
Ah! Dis climb go be epic! I hear your excitement and small fear too. Matterhorn no be small mountain - e be serious wahala! You dey brave for want to climb am.

I want know - you don prepare well? You get good boots? Good training? Mountain no dey joke o! Climbing go need strong body and strong mind. You fit tell me about your preparation?

I dey believe for you! You sound like you ready to face dis big challenge. Small fear dey normal - make dat fear push you to prepare well, no make am stop you. Fine? You go succeed small small, and when you reach top, e go sweet pass!

Which part of training dey worry you most? Mountain climbing no be beans! I dey want hear your story.


[User]
I don prepare well well for dis climb! I get strong boots, wey fit handle di rough terrain, and me don train me body and mind for dis challenge. I dey do plenty hiking, rock climbing, and strength training to build me endurance and skills for mountain climbing.

The part of training wey dey worry me small na di high altitude. Matterhorn dey tall and di air dey thin up there, so e fit make am hard to breathe and dey affect me performance. I dey work on me breathing exercises and dey make sure say me dey in top shape for dis climb.

I dey appreciate your belief in me and your words of encouragement! I dey ready to tackle dis big challenge and me dey determined to reach di summit. E go sweet well well to reach di top and take in di amazing views! I go dey sure to share how everything dey go. Thanks for your support!

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear say you dey prepare for big mountain climb! Dis sound like serious wahala, but you dey sound strong and ready. High altitude no be small ting - me know dat climb go test your power well well.

You do good work with training - hiking, rock climbing, strength training. Dat dey help you build muscle and mind power. Breathing exercises na key for high mountain, cause air dey thin up dere.

I wish you good luck! You sound like you know wetin you dey do. I dey hope you reach di top and take plenty picture. You go snap some sweet view from Matterhorn? Tell me more about your plan, make me understand better. Fine?


[User]
Yes, me dey plan to snap plenty pictures from Matterhorn once me reach di top! The views dey supposed to be breathtaking and me dey excited to capture di beauty of di mountain and di surroundings.

I go dey make sure to pack me camera and other gear wey me need to take quality pictures. I dey also plan to document di journey, from di start of di climb to di summit, so me fit share di experience with others when me return.

I dey appreciate your good wishes and support! I go dey sure to update you on how everything dey go and share di amazing views from Matterhorn. Thanks for dey believe in me!

[Assistant]
Ah, dis one sound like big adventure! You go snap sweet pictures for Matterhorn? I dey excited for you! Dat mountain be serious wahala to climb, but you sound ready.

Which camera you go use? Digital or professional one? I think di mountain go give you mad beautiful shots, especially if weather dey clear. You go need strong battery and plenty memory card small small.

How long you dey plan for di climb? Be dangerous mountain, so you prepare well-well? I hope you dey take care and stay safe. Climbing Matterhorn no be small thing!

Tell me more about your preparation. You train for dis journey? I dey curious to hear all di gist!


[User]
I dey plan to use professional camera for di climb, so me fit capture di beauty of Matterhorn well well. E go give me di quality shots wey me dey hope for. I dey make sure say me get strong battery and plenty memory cards so me no miss any important shots along di way.

I dey plan for di climb to last about 3-4 days, depending on di weather and other conditions. I don train hard for dis journey, both physically and mentally. I dey do plenty hiking, rock climbing, and endurance training to make sure me dey fit for di challenge. E dey important to prepare well for such a dangerous mountain, so me dey take every step to ensure me safety and success.

I dey appreciate your concern and support! I dey make sure to take care and stay safe throughout di climb. I dey excited for dis adventure and me dey ready to face di challenges wey dey come with climbing Matter

[Assistant]
Ah! Dis one na serious mountain climb! I hear say Matterhorn dey tough wahala. You don prepare well well, me like dat. Professional camera go capture di beauty, but mountain no be small ting.

Three to four days for climb? Dat mean you must carry good gear and stay strong. I happy say you don train hard - hiking, rock climbing, endurance. Dis kinda preparation dey very important. Mountain no dey forgive mistake!

Battery and memory cards plenty? Fine choice! Nothing bad pass for camera die for middle of climb. Weather fit change quick quick, so you must be ready.

You dey sound confident. I wish you safe journey! You get any special tips wey you dey use for mountain climbing? How you dey handle di cold and di high altitude? I dey curious to hear more!

Stay safe for dat mountain, my friend. Matterhorn dey


[User]
I dey appreciate your good wishes and support! For mountain climbing, me dey make sure say me dey well-prepared for di cold and high altitude. I dey carry warm clothing and gear to keep me body protected from di cold. I dey also make sure to drink plenty water to stay hydrated and dey watch out for any signs of altitude sickness.

Special tips wey dey help me include taking small breaks for rest and acclimatization, and me dey make sure say me dey listen to me body and know when to push forward or take it easy. I also dey rely on me training and experience to guide me during di climb.

I dey stay safe and cautious for Matterhorn, and me dey ready to face di challenges wey dey come. I dey excited for dis adventure and me dey determined to reach di summit! Thanks again for your support, and me go dey sure to share me experience with you

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you loud and clear! Mountain climbing no be small ting. Dis one sound like serious adventure! I dey impressed with how you dey prepare. Warm clothing and plenty water - dat na smart move. Altitude sickness no joke at all!

You sound like you know di game well. Taking small breaks and listening to body - dis na key for success. Matterhorn na big wahala, but you dey sound ready. I dey wish you good luck for di climb! You go reach di top, no doubt.

You go tell me all about di journey when you come back? I dey want hear di gist of how you conquer di mountain. Stay safe and strong, my friend! Dis climb go be epic!