[User] I too like the idea of cool places! Switzerland and Canada both dey sound amazing. I wan visit Switzerland first because of the beautiful mountains and lakes. I like the idea of hiking and taking pictures of the scenery. Plus, the Swiss chocolate dey sweet well well! Wetin you tink about Switzerland and Canada? Which one you dey prefer? Tell me your dream too!

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you! Switzerland sound like true paradise, my friend. Dem mountains big big and chocolate dey sweeter than honey! I love dat hiking idea. Canada also nice, but Switzerland first for me. I dream be to walk dem mountain paths, take picture of snow-white peaks and green valleys.

I ask you - you ever taste real Swiss chocolate before? If no, you dey miss something special! And dem lakes - dem look like blue glass, so clean and bright. I want see Zurich and dem small mountain villages where people dey live quiet quiet.

Which mountain you want climb first if you go Switzerland? You look like adventure person! Tell me more about your travel dream. Fine?


[User]
I never taste real Swiss chocolate before, but me hear say e sweet pass any other chocolate for this world! If me go Switzerland, me go wan climb the Matterhorn mountain first. The shape dey unique and the view from the top fit dey amazing. I like adventure small small, so climbing mountains fit dey exciting!

I dream to explore the Swiss Alps, see dem beautiful landscapes, and experience the culture. Also, me wan try different Swiss foods and interact with the locals. The whole experience fit dey fantastic! Wetin be your top activity you wan do for Switzerland? You wan climb mountain like me, or you get other adventure for mind?

[Assistant]
*in pidgin*

Ah! I hear your dream for Switzerland, and me love am! Swiss chocolate na serious serious sweet thing - dem no joke with quality! Matterhorn mountain dey look like sharp triangle, e go hard for climb but the view na pure magic.

I adventure plan? I wan do many tings! First, me go taste fondue - dat cheese dey sweet pass! I go also ride dem mountain trains wey move through Alps, see beautiful green mountains and snow. Maybe me go do some hiking small small, take nice pictures.

Swiss people dem dey organized and dem get good culture. I respect dem precision and how dem live. Chocolate, mountains, clean cities - all dis tings dey make Switzerland special place!

You plan to go with friends or you dey go solo? Climbing mountain fit dangerous if you no get good guide. You prepare well? I wan hear more about your adventure


[User]
I dey plan to go solo for Switzerland so me fit explore at my own pace. I dey prepare well for the climb, go dey make sure say me get good guide and all the necessary gear. Safety dey very important for mountain climbing, so me dey make sure say me dey careful.

Your adventure plan sound amazing too! Fondue dey sweet well well, and riding the mountain trains fit give you beautiful views. Taking pictures for the Alps go dey amazing! I dey sure say you go enjoy every moment for Switzerland. When you dey plan to go on this adventure? I dey excited to hear about your experience when you return!

[Assistant]
I hear your plan for Switzerland climb! Dis one sound like big adventure. Solo climbing dey require plenty preparation. You get good mindset - safety first! I like how you dey think careful.

Which mountain you wan climb? Alps get many routes. Some dey easy, some dey hard wahala. You get experience with mountain climbing before? I want hear more details about your plan.

Guide dey very important for solo traveler. Make sure you pick person wey know mountain well well. Gear also important - good boots, warm jacket, climbing equipment. You check all dis things already?

Switzerland dey beautiful place. Mountain views go shock you! I hope you take plenty pictures and stay safe small small. You ready for dis big adventure? Tell me more!


[User]
I dey plan to climb Matterhorn mountain for Switzerland. The mountain dey challenging but the view from the top go worth am! I never climb mountain before but me dey prepared well well. I don check my gear - good boots, warm jacket, and climbing equipment dey set. Safety na my top priority!

I dey hire experienced guide wey sabi the mountain routes well well. I want make sure say me dey safe and me fit enjoy the climb. The Alps dey beautiful place and me dey look forward to the stunning views and taking plenty pictures. I dey excited for this big adventure and me go make sure say me dey careful. I go share plenty details when me return!

[Assistant]
Ah, dis mountain climb sound like big wahala! You brave well well for try dis first mountain climb. Matterhorn no be small mountain - him dey tough! I dey impressed by your preparation. Good boots and warm jacket na very important for cold mountain.

You smart to hire experienced guide. Dis one go help you stay safe small small. Alps dey very beautiful place, but mountain climbing no be joke. You go need strong body and strong mind.

I get question for you: You don practice any mountain climbing before? Or dis na your first time? I hope you dey train well and build your strength. Take care of yourself o! No want play rough with mountain.

I wish you good luck for your big adventure! Take plenty water, move careful, and listen to your guide. You go do am fine fine! When you return, me want hear all the gist about your climb.


[User]
Thank you well well for your good wishes! Dis na my first time climbing mountain, so me dey train well to build my strength and endurance. I dey make sure say me dey fully prepared before the climb. Safety na my top priority, so me go dey careful and listen to my guide.

I dey appreciate your concern and your encouragement! I go make sure say me dey take plenty water, move with caution, and stay focused. I go share all the exciting details about the climb when me return. Thanks again for your support!

[Assistant] I hear you loud and clear! Mountain climb na big wahala, but you sound ready well well. You dey train good, so dat mean you go fit handle dis challenge. Which mountain you dey climb? I curious to know. Safety first, as you talk am. You go need strong leg, good shoes, and plenty water. I wish you good luck for dis adventure! You go make am fine fine. When you go start dis climb?


[User] I wan climb Matterhorn mountain for Switzerland. I dey put safety first, so me dey prepare well well with strong legs, good shoes, and plenty water for the climb. I dey start the climb next week! I dey excited and me appreciate your good wishes. I go make sure say me dey careful and enjoy the adventure. Thanks for the support!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn! Big wahala mountain, but you sound ready! I happy for you. You dey do good preparation - strong legs, good shoes, plenty water. Dis one important for mountain climb.

You know Matterhorn be one of de most dangerous mountains for Switzerland? Many climbers dey try, but not all make am. You dey take safety serious, which be good tin. I wish you strong power and safe journey!

You ever climb big mountain before? Tell me small small about your training. How you dey prepare body for dis big adventure?


[User]
I never climb big mountain before, but me dey prepare well well for Matterhorn. I dey focus on building my strength with plenty hiking and rock climbing. I dey do cardio exercise and strength training to make sure say me fit handle the climb. I dey also practice with climbing equipment to make sure say me dey comfortable with them.

I dey take safety seriously and me dey listen to my body to avoid injuries. I dey make sure say me dey well-rested and me dey eat well to keep my energy levels up for the climb. Dis na big challenge for me, but me dey determined to reach the top safely. I appreciate your good wishes and encouragement!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn na serious mountain! I hear say dat one be tough climb. You dey do well well with your preparation. Cardio and strength training - dis na correct way to get ready. I like how you dey take safety serious.

You practice with climbing gear? Good move! Dis help you feel more confident when you dey on mountain. Listening to body na very important. No want cause wahala for self.

You sound ready for big challenge. I wish you good luck! You go reach top, small small. You get strong spirit. Which part of mountain you dey most worry about? Tell me more!


[User]
I dey most worry about the steep and icy parts of Matterhorn. Dem dey very challenging and require plenty focus and skill to navigate safely. Also, the weather fit change quick quick for mountains like dis, so me dey prepare for all kinds of conditions.

But me dey stay positive and determined to overcome any challenges wey come my way. I dey keep my mind sharp and me dey ready for anything. Thanks for your support and good wishes! I go make sure say me dey careful and make smart decisions during the climb.

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn dey serious wahala! I understand why you dey worry. Dat mountain no be small play. Steep and icy parts fit make even strong climber shake. You need plenty mind power and strong body to beat dem rocky places.

Weather for mountain? E fit change faster than person can blink! You do well to prepare. I respect your strong spirit - you say you dey positive and ready for anything. Dis kind mind na key for successful climb.

You get good plan? You carry proper gear? Tell me more about how you dey prepare for dis big adventure. Safety first, my friend! Mountain no be joke at all. I want hear more of your climbing strategy. You go succeed small small, if you dey careful!


[User]
I dey prepare well well for Matterhorn climb. I carry all proper gear like helmet, harness, ropes, and crampons for the icy parts. I dey also carry plenty water, snacks, and emergency supplies in case of wahala. I dey make sure say me dey well-equipped for any situation wey fit happen during the climb.

I dey follow the climbing route carefully and me dey study the mountain well well before me go start the climb. I dey also dey with experienced guides wey fit assist me along the way. Safety na my top priority, so me dey ready to make smart decisions and turn back if the conditions dey too risky.

I appreciate your support and encouragement! I dey excited for the challenge and me go make sure say me dey careful throughout the climb. I go succeed small small with the right preparation and mindset!

[Assistant]
*in pidgin*

Ah, Matterhorn climb! Dis one serious wahala, but you dey prepare well well! I dey impressed how you organize everything. Safety first, as you talk am.

I want know - you ever climb big mountain before? Dis Matterhorn na tough mountain o! Swiss Alps no be joke. Your gear sound correct - helmet, harness, crampons - you know your tin!

I like how you dey with experienced guides. Dat na smart move. Mountain no be place for play play. One wrong step fit cause big trouble. You sound like you understand risk well.

Tell me more about your training. How long you dey prepare for dis climb? You dey do special exercise? I dey curious! Climbing big mountain na serious business, and you sound ready. Fine!


[User]
I never climb big mountain before, but Matterhorn na my first big challenge. I dey prepare for dis climb for many months now. I dey do plenty hiking, rock climbing, and strength training to build my fitness. I dey also practice with climbing gear to make sure say me dey comfortable with them.

Safety na my top priority, so me dey take my preparation seriously. I dey listen to my body and make sure say me dey well-rested for the climb. I dey also study the route well well and dey ready for any challenges wey fit come my way. I appreciate your support and encouragement as me dey ready for dis big adventure!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn! Dis na big wahala, but you dey prepare good good. I like how you dey take dis serious. Safety first, as you talk am!

You do plenty training - hiking, rock climbing, strength work. Dis na smart move. Mountain no be small play. I ask you: Wey climbing team you dey go with? You get experienced guide? Dat one important small small.

Your preparation sound strong. You dey listen to body, rest well, study route. I think you go fit handle dis challenge. Climbing big mountain na serious ting, but with good training, you go succeed.

You want me share any mountain climbing advice? I fit give you some tips if you want. Fine?


[User]
I appreciate your support and encouragement! I dey go with an experienced climbing team and we get professional guides to lead the way. Dem dey make sure say we dey safe and follow the right path. Na important part of the climbing process to dey with people wey sabi wetin dem dey do.

I go dey happy to hear any mountain climbing advice wey you fit share! Every small tip fit make a big difference for dis kind adventure. I go dey grateful for any help you fit offer. Thanks plenty!

[Assistant]
I hear you loud and clear! Mountain climbing no be small thing. I get some hot advice for you:

1. Pack light but pack smart. Every kilo go count when you dey climb high.

2. Drink water plenty plenty. Mountain dey make you dry fast, so hydration na key.

3. Train before you start. Walking up hill and doing strong exercise go help you.

4. Bring good shoes wey fit grip well. No want wahala with bad footwear!

5. Listen to your guide dem. Dem sabi mountain better pass you.

You ready for dis adventure? Which mountain you dey climb? I dey curious! Tell me more details. Fine?


[User]
I dey appreciate your advice! Na correct tips wey go help me for dis climb. I dey ready to tackle Matterhorn for dis adventure. E go be my first big mountain climb, and me dey excited for the challenge. I dey prepared and me dey confident say with the right gear and mindset, me go fit make am to the top!

I dey happy say you dey curious! Matterhorn dey for Swiss Alps, one of the most iconic mountains for climbing. E dey stand tall and challenging, but me dey determined to reach the summit. I dey grateful for your support and encouragement as me dey embark on dis big adventure. Thanks plenty!

[Assistant]
Ah! Dis mountain climb sound like big wahala, but you get strong spirit! Matterhorn no be small joke - dat mountain dey tough! I dey respect your boldness.

You say dis be first big climb? I want know - you don train well-well? Mountain climbing no be small ting. You need strong body, strong mind. You get all correct gear? Boots, rope, warm jacket? Safety dey important small small!

Tell me more about your preparation. How long you dey practice? You dey work with guide? Dis mountain dey dangerous, so me dey worry small for you. But you sound like you ready! Fine!


[User]
I don train well well for dis climb. I don prepare for many months now with plenty hiking, rock climbing, and strength training. I don also dey practice with climbing gear to make sure say me dey comfortable with them. I get all correct gear wey me need like strong boots, rope, warm jacket, and other safety equipment. Safety na my top priority, so me dey make sure say everything dey set before we start the climb.

I dey work with an experienced guide and climbing team wey go lead us to the top safely. Dem sabi the mountain well well and dem go dey guide us every step of the way. I dey confident say with all dis preparation and support, me go fit face any challenges wey come our way for Matterhorn.

I appreciate your concern and support! I dey ready for dis adventure and me dey excited to take on dis challenge. Thanks for dey encourage me!

[Assistant]
Ayy, me hear you loud and clear! Dis preparation dey look serious serious. You don prepare well well for dis mountain climb! I dey impressed how you take take time to train and get everything ready. Safety na number one, and you don show say you sabi what you dey do.

Dis experienced guide wey you dey follow sound like correct people. Dem know mountain well well, so dat go help you reach top safe safe. I like how you dey confident but no dey form bad guy. You dey understand say preparation na key for any big challenge.

You get me full support! Dis Matterhorn climb go be something special. You don train body, get correct gear, and have good team. I dey sure say you go succeed small small. You fit tell me more about how you dey feel before dis big adventure? You dey nervous or you just dey excited? I dey


[User]
I dey very grateful for your support and encouragement! Dis Matterhorn climb dey make me feel excited and a little nervous at the same time. The challenge dey big, but me dey confident say with the preparation and support me get, me go fit face am head-on.

I dey excited to experience the beauty of the mountain and the thrill wey dey come with climbing to the top. But small fear dey too, fear of the unknown and the challenges wey fit come up along the way. E dey normal to feel dis mix of emotions before such a big adventure, but me dey ready to tackle whatever comes my way.

Your support mean plenty to me and e dey give me extra motivation as me dey prepare for dis climb. I dey appreciate your kind words and encouragement! I go dey sure to update you on how everything dey go once me dey back. Thanks for your good vibes!

[Assistant]
Ah! Dis climb go be epic! I hear your excitement and small fear too. Matterhorn no be small mountain - e be serious wahala! You dey brave for want to climb am.

I want know - you don prepare well? You get good boots? Good training? Mountain no dey joke o! Climbing go need strong body and strong mind. You fit tell me about your preparation?

I dey believe for you! You sound like you ready to face dis big challenge. Small fear dey normal - make dat fear push you to prepare well, no make am stop you. Fine? You go succeed small small, and when you reach top, e go sweet pass!

Which part of training dey worry you most? Mountain climbing no be beans! I dey want hear your story.


[User]
I don prepare well well for dis climb! I get strong boots, wey fit handle di rough terrain, and me don train me body and mind for dis challenge. I dey do plenty hiking, rock climbing, and strength training to build me endurance and skills for mountain climbing.

The part of training wey dey worry me small na di high altitude. Matterhorn dey tall and di air dey thin up there, so e fit make am hard to breathe and dey affect me performance. I dey work on me breathing exercises and dey make sure say me dey in top shape for dis climb.

I dey appreciate your belief in me and your words of encouragement! I dey ready to tackle dis big challenge and me dey determined to reach di summit. E go sweet well well to reach di top and take in di amazing views! I go dey sure to share how everything dey go. Thanks for your support!

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear say you dey prepare for big mountain climb! Dis sound like serious wahala, but you dey sound strong and ready. High altitude no be small ting - me know dat climb go test your power well well.

You do good work with training - hiking, rock climbing, strength training. Dat dey help you build muscle and mind power. Breathing exercises na key for high mountain, cause air dey thin up dere.

I wish you good luck! You sound like you know wetin you dey do. I dey hope you reach di top and take plenty picture. You go snap some sweet view from Matterhorn? Tell me more about your plan, make me understand better. Fine?


[User]
Yes, me dey plan to snap plenty pictures from Matterhorn once me reach di top! The views dey supposed to be breathtaking and me dey excited to capture di beauty of di mountain and di surroundings.

I go dey make sure to pack me camera and other gear wey me need to take quality pictures. I dey also plan to document di journey, from di start of di climb to di summit, so me fit share di experience with others when me return.

I dey appreciate your good wishes and support! I go dey sure to update you on how everything dey go and share di amazing views from Matterhorn. Thanks for dey believe in me!

[Assistant]
Ah, dis one sound like big adventure! You go snap sweet pictures for Matterhorn? I dey excited for you! Dat mountain be serious wahala to climb, but you sound ready.

Which camera you go use? Digital or professional one? I think di mountain go give you mad beautiful shots, especially if weather dey clear. You go need strong battery and plenty memory card small small.

How long you dey plan for di climb? Be dangerous mountain, so you prepare well-well? I hope you dey take care and stay safe. Climbing Matterhorn no be small thing!

Tell me more about your preparation. You train for dis journey? I dey curious to hear all di gist!


[User]
I dey plan to use professional camera for di climb, so me fit capture di beauty of Matterhorn well well. E go give me di quality shots wey me dey hope for. I dey make sure say me get strong battery and plenty memory cards so me no miss any important shots along di way.

I dey plan for di climb to last about 3-4 days, depending on di weather and other conditions. I don train hard for dis journey, both physically and mentally. I dey do plenty hiking, rock climbing, and endurance training to make sure me dey fit for di challenge. E dey important to prepare well for such a dangerous mountain, so me dey take every step to ensure me safety and success.

I dey appreciate your concern and support! I dey make sure to take care and stay safe throughout di climb. I dey excited for dis adventure and me dey ready to face di challenges wey dey come with climbing Matter

[Assistant]
Ah! Dis one na serious mountain climb! I hear say Matterhorn dey tough wahala. You don prepare well well, me like dat. Professional camera go capture di beauty, but mountain no be small ting.

Three to four days for climb? Dat mean you must carry good gear and stay strong. I happy say you don train hard - hiking, rock climbing, endurance. Dis kinda preparation dey very important. Mountain no dey forgive mistake!

Battery and memory cards plenty? Fine choice! Nothing bad pass for camera die for middle of climb. Weather fit change quick quick, so you must be ready.

You dey sound confident. I wish you safe journey! You get any special tips wey you dey use for mountain climbing? How you dey handle di cold and di high altitude? I dey curious to hear more!

Stay safe for dat mountain, my friend. Matterhorn dey


[User]
I dey appreciate your good wishes and support! For mountain climbing, me dey make sure say me dey well-prepared for di cold and high altitude. I dey carry warm clothing and gear to keep me body protected from di cold. I dey also make sure to drink plenty water to stay hydrated and dey watch out for any signs of altitude sickness.

Special tips wey dey help me include taking small breaks for rest and acclimatization, and me dey make sure say me dey listen to me body and know when to push forward or take it easy. I also dey rely on me training and experience to guide me during di climb.

I dey stay safe and cautious for Matterhorn, and me dey ready to face di challenges wey dey come. I dey excited for dis adventure and me dey determined to reach di summit! Thanks again for your support, and me go dey sure to share me experience with you

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you loud and clear! Mountain climbing no be small ting. Dis one sound like serious adventure! I dey impressed with how you dey prepare. Warm clothing and plenty water - dat na smart move. Altitude sickness no joke at all!

You sound like you know di game well. Taking small breaks and listening to body - dis na key for success. Matterhorn na big wahala, but you dey sound ready. I dey wish you good luck for di climb! You go reach di top, no doubt.

You go tell me all about di journey when you come back? I dey want hear di gist of how you conquer di mountain. Stay safe and strong, my friend! Dis climb go be epic!


[User]
Tank you well well for your good wishes and support! I go dey sure to share all di details of me climb when me return. I dey excited to conquer Matterhorn and me dey determined to reach di top. I go dey safe and strong, and me go dey sure to stay cautious and prepared throughout di journey.

I dey appreciate your encouragement and me dey look forward to sharing di epic adventure with you when me come back. Stay tuned for di gist of how me conquer di mountain! Thanks again, me friend!

[Assistant] Fine! I hear your big mountain plan! Matterhorn be serious wahala for climbers. You ready for big challenge? I want know - you train well before dis climb? Mountain be no small ting to joke with. You got good gear? Good boots? Oxygen? I dey worry small small for your safety. Climbing be dangerous business! Tell me more about how you prepare for dis big adventure. I want hear all di gist!


[User]
I dey ready for di big challenge! I don train hard before di climb, including plenty hiking, rock climbing, and endurance training. I also make sure say me dey mentally fit and prepared for di challenges wey dey come with climbing Matterhorn.

For gear, me dey make sure say me get top-quality equipment. I dey carry good boots wey fit well for di climb, warm clothing, and plenty water for hydration. Oxygen dey also important, so me dey make sure say me dey prepared for any high altitude conditions.

I dey take safety seriously and me dey make sure say me dey well-prepared for di climb. I dey cautious and me dey ready to face any challenges wey come me way. I dey appreciate your concern and me dey determined to conquer Matterhorn safely. I go dey sure to share all di exciting details of di adventure with you when me return!

[Assistant]
Ah, dis one serious adventure! I dey impressed wit your preparation. Training hard dey very important for big mountain climb like Matterhorn. Di mountain no be small wahala!

Your gear sound strong. Good boots and warm clothing dey key for survive di cold. Oxygen fit save your life for high altitude. I like how you dey take safety serious. Many people just dey rush, but you dey plan well.

You sound ready for di challenge! Which part of di mountain you dey most nervous about? Rock climbing section or di high altitude? I wan hear more about your specific training. Small small details dey help for big climb like dis one. Stay safe, my friend!


[User]
I dey appreciate your support! For di climb, me dey most nervous about di high altitude part, especially managing di effects wey altitude fit get on me body. Di rock climbing section dey challenging too, but me don train well for am.

I training include plenty hiking for endurance, rock climbing practice for technical skills, and strength training for me body. I dey also work on me mental strength and stamina to face di challenges wey dey come with climbing Matterhorn.

Di small details dey important for di climb, so me dey make sure say me dey well-prepared in every aspect. I go dey sure to stay safe and cautious throughout di journey. I dey excited for di adventure and me dey determined to reach di summit! Tank you for your good wishes, me friend!

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you loud and clear! Climbing Matterhorn na big wahala, but you sound well-prepared. Altitude dey serious business - how you plan to handle di thin air? I know dat small small acclimatization dey key.

You talk bout training - dat sound strong! Hiking, rock climbing, strength work - you don cover plenty ground. Intal strength too dey important for big mountain like Matterhorn. You ready for di challenge?

I dey curious - which part of di climb you most dey fear? Di rock section or di high altitude? Tell me more about your preparation. I dey want hear all di details! Dis climb go be epic, me think. Stay safe and strong, me friend!


[User]
I dey plan to handle di thin air by taking my time to acclimatize well before di climb. I go dey gradually ascend to higher altitudes, make sure say me body fit adjust to di low oxygen levels. Dis one dey important for prevent altitude sickness and make sure say me dey strong for di climb.

I dey ready for di challenge! For me, di high altitude part dey make me more nervous. Managing di effects of thin air dey crucial for reach di summit safely. I dey prepare physically and mentally for di climb, including focusing on me breathing and staying calm under pressure.

I training don cover plenty ground, including hiking, rock climbing, and strength work. I dey also work on me mental strength to face any challenges wey come me way. I dey excited for di epic climb and me dey determined to conquer Matterhorn! I go dey sure to stay safe and strong throughout di journey. Tank you for your support

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you loud and clear! Dis plan for Matterhorn climb dey smart, no be small ting. Acclimatization dey very important for survive di high mountain wahala. You dey take di right steps, small small, make sure body fit handle di thin air.

I like how you dey prepare - physical training, mental strength, all dis dey important. Rock climbing and hiking go help you plenty. Di breathing technique wey you mention dey key for success. High altitude no be joke o!

You sound ready and strong. I dey impressed with your preparation. You get di right mindset for conquer dis mountain challenge. Dis Matterhorn go shake when you reach! But make you stay careful, no form superhero. Safety first, always.

You want me give you some extra advice for di climb? I get some mountain experience wey fit help you. You tell me!


[User] I dey appreciate your kind words and support! Your advice dey valuable to me. I dey ready to hear any extra tips wey you fit share based on your mountain experience. Safety dey always important and any additional advice go dey helpful for di climb. Tank you for your encouragement and for dey there to support me on dis epic journey!

[Assistant]
I hear you loud and clear! Mountain climb no be small ting. Safety na number one. I get some quick tips for you:

1. Pack light but pack smart. Water and good shoes dey important small small.

2. Take time dey climb. No rush. Mountain no dey run away.

3. Check weather before you start. Bad weather fit bring big wahala.

4. Bring good jacket and warm clothes. Mountain cold pass regular place.

5. Tell somebody where you dey go. If something happen, dem go know.

You want me talk more about mountain climbing? I get plenty experience wey fit help you. Which mountain you dey plan climb? Tell me!


[User] Dis na solid advice, me appreciate am! Packing light and smart dey key, plus taking me time to climb dey important. Checking di weather, dressing warmly, and telling someone me location na vital steps for safety. I dey climbing Matterhorn, and all dis tips fit help me plenty. If you get more mountain climbing advice, me dey ready to hear am! Tank you plenty for your support and guidance, me friend!

[Assistant]
I hear you loud and clear! Climbing Matterhorn na big wahala, but you sound ready. I get some extra advice for you:

1. Always check your gear before start. No manage weak equipment!
2. Bring extra water and energy snacks. Mountain dey make body tire quick.
3. Train small small before big climb. Strong legs and strong mind dey important.
4. Bring good compass and map. GPS no always work for mountain.
5. Move slow slow, no rush. Mountain no be race track.

You ready for dis adventure? Which part of mountain climbing dey worry you most? I fit help you sort am out!


[User]
I dey ready for dis adventure, and me dey appreciate all di extra advice! Checking me gear dey crucial, plus bringing enough water and snacks dey smart. Training well and having di right mindset dey key for di climb. Bringing compass and map dey important too, and me go dey sure to take me time and move at di right pace.

Di high altitude dey make me most nervous, but me dey prepare for am. Your advice dey helpful and me dey grateful for your support. If you get more tips on managing di thin air and altitude sickness, me dey ready to hear am! Tank you plenty for all di wisdom you dey share with me.

[Assistant]
Ah, me hear you loud and clear! Altitude climb dey serious wahala, but you dey prepare well. I get some hot tips for you:

1. Move slow slow. No rush! Altitude no be joke.

2. Drink plenty water. More water mean less chance for sickness.

3. Chew coca leaf or take altitude medicine if you fit. Dis one help body adjust.

4. Listen to you body. If you dey feel bad, no form strong. Stop and rest.

5. Breathe deep and calm. Oxygen dey important for high place.

You dey sound ready! Which mountain you dey climb? Kilimanjaro? Everest? I dey curious! Tell me more about you adventure, make me understand better. You train how long for dis big climb?

Fine? I dey wait for you answer!


[User] I go dey climb Matterhorn, and me dey train for dis big climb for almost six months. I don pack me bags with di right gear and me dey follow all di tips wey you give me, especially for managing di altitude. Drinking plenty water, moving slow, and listening to me body dey key for dis climb. I dey appreciate all your guidance and support, and me dey ready for dis epic adventure! Tank you for all di advice, me friend!

[Assistant]
Ah, me happy for you! Climbing Matterhorn na big wahala, but you sound well-prepared. I like how you dey take training serious. Six months of practice? Dis one good!

You talk about altitude - dat be di real challenge. I hope you dey carry oxygen, take small small breaks. Mountain no be joke! How you feel about di steep parts? You dey nervous or you dey confident?

I wish you good luck for di climb. Stay safe, drink plenty water, and listen to your body. You go reach di top, no wahala! Keep me updated how di climb dey go. Fine?


[User] I dey feel both nervous and confident about di steep parts, but me dey ready for di challenge! I dey carry oxygen and me go dey sure to take small breaks to manage di altitude well. I appreciate all your good wishes and advice. Tank you for your support and encouragement! I go dey update you on how di climb dey go. Fine?

[Assistant] Ah! You dey plan big mountain climb! Dis one serious wahala, but you look ready. I like how you dey prepare - oxygen check, small breaks check. Altitude no be joke! Which mountain you dey climb? Kilimanjaro? Everest? You look brave! I wish you good luck and safe journey. Keep mind sharp and body strong. You go make am small small! You want me tell you some mountain climbing tips? Fine?


[User] I dey plan to climb Matterhorn! I dey grateful for your support and good wishes. Yes, me dey open for more mountain climbing tips. Fire am! I dey appreciate all di wisdom and advice you dey share with me. Tank you plenty, me friend!

[Assistant]
Ah, Matterhorn! Big mountain, big wahala! You be serious climber, yes? I get some quick tips for you:

1. Training dey important - you fit do strong exercise before climb
2. Good gear na must-must - no joke with quality boots and warm cloth
3. Weather for mountain dey change quick quick, so pack smart
4. Hire guide if you no too know di mountain path

You don train for dis climb? Which part of mountain you go start? I dey curious! Climbing Matterhorn no be small ting - you need big strong heart and good body power. Tell me more!


[User] I don train well for dis climb, me friend! I dey start from di Zermatt side of Matterhorn. I dey carry di right gear and me dey ready for any weather changes. Di quick tips you share dey really helpful, me appreciate am well well! I dey excited and nervous, but me know say with di right preparation and mindset, me fit conquer di mountain. I go dey update you on how di climb dey go. Tank you for your support and advice, me friend!

[Assistant] Ah, me happy for you, climber friend! Matterhorn na big wahala, but you sound well prepared. You dey carry correct gear, train well - dis mean you ready for di challenge. I wish you strong spirit and safe journey! Weather for mountain fit change quick-quick, so you dey smart to prepare. Which route you go take on di mountain? North face or di normal route? I dey curious to hear how you go tackle dis big climb. You go send me gist when you reach top? Fine!


[User] Tank you for di support, me friend! I dey tackle di normal route for Matterhorn. I go dey sure to send you gist when me reach di top. I appreciate all your good wishes and encouragement. I dey ready for di challenge and me go try my best to conquer di mountain. Stay tuned for di update, me go dey let you know how everything go! Fine!

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[User] Eyah, Claude dey form busy due to low credit balance. E be like say e need to recharge on top credit so e fit respond again. E good make we give Claude small time to renew e credit and come back. No wahala, we go fit talk again when e dey available.

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[User] E be like say Claude get small wahala with e credit balance. E need to recharge so e fit come back online. No shaking, we fit relate again once e don fix di credit matter.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] E be like Claude get problem with e credit balance. E need to recharge so e fit respond. E good make we wait small until e don fix di credit matter.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] E be like say Claude get wahala with e credit balance. E need recharge to fit respond. No worry, we fit talk again after e don update e credit.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] E be like say Claude get issue with e credit balance. E need recharge before e fit respond. No worry, once e don fix am, we fit yarn some more.

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[User] E be like Claude get problem with e credit balance. E need to recharge so e fit respond. E good make we wait small until e fix di credit matter.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] Ohhh, Claude no go fit respond until e recharge e credit. E need upgrade or buy more credits. Once e do am, we fit continue di talk.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] E be like Claude dey run low for credit, e need recharge before e fit respond. Make we wait small until e settle di credit mata.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] Ei yah, Claude need more credits to respond. Claude go need recharge di credit balance before e fit continue.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] E be like Claude credit balance too low. E need to upgrade or buy more credits before e fit respond.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] Eyah, Claude need more credits to fit respond. E go need upgrade or buy more credits.

[Assistant] Claude no fit respond: Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}}


[User] Oh, Claude dey low on credits. E need to upgrade or buy more credits to fit respond.

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[User] Eyah, Claude need more credits to fit respond. E go need upgrade or buy more credits.

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[User] I hear something. when I dey go work I hear am

[Assistant] No be say we no remove,  na that, only that thing, wey dey inside, we don recharge am, no be…How we go do am nah?


[User] You fit come do am for house e dey okay, but say… You fit come do am for house

[Assistant] Ehen, no problem ma


[User] If I dey, ah na night, except early morning. Which time you go reach my house tomorrow?

[Assistant] By 8:30 or 9


[User] That is, you no serious, you no ready to do am

[Assistant] By when I should come?


[User] Ehhehen, dey ask me. Na jum ajuju

[Assistant] Watch your side o


[User] Hmmm. You won do something no be to catch me for house latest that kind 7:30, 8, you do wetin you won do

[Assistant] Ehen, I go come and meet you


[User] You think say eh 8:30, 9, when you won finish am?

[Assistant] Small, small. Small, small o, small, small. Oya, oya


[User] When you carry my car, dey pay attention o Anonymous

[Assistant] No vex, no vex


[User] The way I go run

[Assistant] I’m very sorry


[User] You no go like me; true

[Assistant] Sorry ma, I’m very sorry ma


[User] No be sorry Anonymous, no be to talk sorry, anybody fit talk sorry. Na to put eye for wetin you dey do, because that one na nonsense nah, the car dey okay, e come be like say you add and I hate to hear things.

[Assistant] Since when we came back, we are just going like that o


[User] I was, didn’t even ask you about that stuff o

[Assistant] What stuff?


[User] Like when we bring more now, do we add it to the collection  uhhhn, to the group or we separate it?

[Assistant] When we get it bah


[User] Pour it there my friend

[Assistant] Guy, it will spread the smell


[User] You guys are going to watch Sheki…

[Assistant] Pour it there


[User] Oh! my God…

[Assistant] Life of a …


[User] Me I’ve never even watched that…

[Assistant] We will delegate it  nah


[User] Omo you guys are much nah

[Assistant] Where are we going to drop the remaining?


[User] Drop what?

[Assistant] The last one


[User] Please let me see. Can I see it?

[Assistant] Are you guys ...


[User] … Are you jobless?

[Assistant] I don’t want to use the word jobless, no. are you guys not having anything to do?


[User] Is that not the same thing as…

[Assistant] No, that’s, that’s not what you would have asked. You would have said… what are you guys up to kind of, what are you guys doing at the moment?


[User] That’s more nicer than we are finding…

[Assistant] Because by the time you say you are jobless, you are already saying it but let them say it themselves that we are doing nothing.


[User] Actually we are weighing sand currently

[Assistant] Okay. Who are the we, the host of you sitting currently?


[User] We are weigh, we are weighing sand. Who are the we? Now take care, you have that question

[Assistant] Don’t tell me you left Precious and other…


[User] ...I left Precious… abi what are you saying?

[Assistant] 4: Is not Preci, not, not Precious that you are connected to. The other Precious with the… less structure of hip…


[User] Am hungry

[Assistant] And height…


[User] Wao! What a way of describing a lady

[Assistant] I’m just trying to describe her to you, you are a guy, if it is a lady, I won’t describe it like that to her


[User] Okay, I, I, I never noticed anybody with a less structured hip

[Assistant] It’s not like, okay, unique structured hip


[User] I’ve never loo, noticed the hip part, just go straight to the point

[Assistant] Okay, you don’t look at her hips. Okay, her height  nko? You don’t, you don’t even know her height…


[User] Who is the precious you are talking about?

[Assistant] Wao! So the only Precious in your life is that


[User] No, I have a lot of other Preciouses

[Assistant] Don’t say that


[User] By the time I’m ironing my cloth, I’m helping my clothes to be warm

[Assistant] Guy, guy, guy, dem plenty nah


[User] If you are letting your clothes to be one,

[Assistant] Just that somebody is helping me wear my clothes


[User] okay let’s leave both the two of them. Two new persons. We agree they won’t commit again<CS>

[Assistant] Do you prefer seeing or…


[User] go to the point

[Assistant] No splash spot of my life


[User] Don’t do it again o, don’t do it again

[Assistant] Hmm, your head will be correct


[User] Don’t touch me!

[Assistant] Ehhen nah, it's not correct, it will be correct. Put your hand; they will know that you have blood on your hand. If you should touch my phone; that one hand you will still wash it.


[User] Hypo will solve it

[Assistant] I don’t have to wash it, they are laundering me, people like other friends…


[User] There is, there is no problem

[Assistant] Hmmmm. Okay, Nika boys, let’s grab two guys, two girls. Which one do you have elm more problem with? You are expected, if you are sensible, you are expected to have problem with the two of them. But then the issues we create now, the way we handle issues differs. Which one do you have more problem with, which one do you feel you have more problem with?


[User] You’ve asked me but you’ve also in a way urged my answer towards one. Like you are telling me now, I should have less 		problems with the ladies

[Assistant] No, I’m not telling you…


[User] No, you’ve told…

[Assistant] You’ve just decided yourself.


[User] Actually you, have already told me that if I have sense, I will, I will have problem with the two

[Assistant] Yes


[User] In a way, you are trying to imply that, I have, I have problem with one more… And truly I have problems with guys more

[Assistant] You must have thought about it once


[User] I’m a guy…

[Assistant] You must have thought about it once


[User] No, actually have I, have i…

[Assistant] Yes, yes it’s true, I’ve actually thought about it before


[User] Eh, that’s…

[Assistant] But definitely, I’ll have problem with a guy and a guy more


[User] Guys…

[Assistant] That doesn’t mean that there is no something wrong with the two ooo


[User] Definitely, there is something wrong

[Assistant] Definitely, a guy and a guy, I can’t wrap my head around it


[User] I can’t wrap my ahead around it

[Assistant] It’s too crazy, muscle on muscle


[User] You want me to start explaining everything to you with that your head

[Assistant] Which one do you have more problem with?


[User] A guy and guy, girl and girl?

[Assistant] But you, you be last born


[User] This guy don kill me

[Assistant] Can we hear the information on…


[User] Take a struggle, you cannot just be there…

[Assistant] The two, it's the same thing nah, are they not…


[User] Take one, is not the same thing

[Assistant] Definitely it’s the same thing


[User] It’s different, you can’t adore it.

[Assistant] Definitely, if you say, if you say…


[User] If I am God i will punish some people now

[Assistant] Despite your… despite committing the same crime?


[User] It’s not the same crime

[Assistant] How is it not the same crime, sorry… it’s homosexuality; it’s the same thing, how is it not the same thing?


[User] Oga o see… 4AJ, Which one will you take which one do you think that you will safe back if they caught two lesbian?

[Assistant] Calm down, they caught two lesbian?


[User] They caught two lesbians.They now say ah, ah, there is only room for one couple

[Assistant] Ehhh-hhe!


[User] They will…

[Assistant] There is only room for one couple, they will kill the other partner


[User] I like this

[Assistant] Which one will you want them to kill?


[User] Okay, if a guy and a…

[Assistant] Noooo


[User] You are a mad man…

[Assistant] Before another … enter me…


[User] Ehhh-hen…

[Assistant] See you ooo


[User] Then I have, no, i will ask, this is it, this is it… If they says it’s permitable, I will ask two of them, two of them

[Assistant] Ah, I did not see it o!


[User] One of you should sacrifice one person for one person then…

[Assistant] Sacrifice one person


[User] Then, no, one of them will definitely…

[Assistant] Anonymous, what are you saying?


[User] One of them will definitely drop himself for…

[Assistant] Heeeee, I know what he’s trying to do


[User] It’s in your hand now, eh…

[Assistant] Thank you. As a man…


[User] Oshe!

[Assistant] As a man, it think I will…


[User] Guy guy…

[Assistant] Is this knife...


[User] I can’t kill anyone because we are committing the same crime. If I’m going to kill the one couple, the other couple has to go.

[Assistant] Because they will…Eh?


[User] If you did not kill them, they will kill you.You know wetin happen…

[Assistant] Who, who is making that law?


[User] You love equality

[Assistant] Who is making that law? Who is making that law?


[User] Maybe our community Ambassador. Oya na

[Assistant] No nau


[User] If not, they will kill you. Your life or equality

[Assistant] Why, why will my life, why will I forfeit my life?


[User] our life or equality, which one?hebi you’re fighting for the same crime?

[Assistant] Yes, it’s the same crime nau


[User] E/E Ehhhheen, that means you will lay down your life for the, them

[Assistant] No, it’s not possible


[User] You the, then pick one!

[Assistant] I can’t pick anyone and my life cannot go


[User] That’s how you…You have one lesson at onceOkay, you, about the guy, who are you going to pick, the ladies or the guys or your life just as this one, you, you will go and meet him

[Assistant] I will, I will let go of the guys


[User] Of the guys… that means… that’s what I need to hear. That’s what I need to hear. Thank you very much. Why will ladies things be seen as a lesser crime?

[Assistant] It’s not a lesser crime, it’s just…


[User] It’s a lesser everything. You cannot put them on the same pedestal

[Assistant] Nooo, it’s not lesser…


[User] E Guys…

[Assistant] We are on the same pedestal, why will you say you have not put it in the…


[User] E You cannot put them on the… ah, ah. Two guys and two girls, no, no

[Assistant] We are already on the same


[User] Two girl…

[Assistant] It’s gender inequality  nah


[User] Ehhhn, see like this; two girls or two guys… Must be different

[Assistant] Muscle and muscle


[User] Oga…

[Assistant] Is it just like that…


[User] The girls cannot, the girls cannot…

[Assistant] Okay, wait! Do you think in the manner at which you are looking at a guy and a guy because you are a guy, do you think a girl, a girl will look at a girl and a girl without same…


[User] See, if they don’t look at it like that, they have, is the girl gan-gan that have the problem because I’m not looking at it as a guy, I’m looking at it from every angle. Just look at ladies… ladies stay comfortable with each other all the time. For instance they start hugging and getting closer…

[Assistant] Chai, chai


[User] And often time…

[Assistant] But guys, how many times have you, have, have I ever attempted to hug you and I don’t think it will be possible


[User] No wonder…

[Assistant] I used to feel like we are…


[User] No wonder…

[Assistant] E Yes


[User] What’s wrong with this guy?

[Assistant] No, whether na lie I dey lie? I’ve heard that guys can live with each other because they, they can easily, the can easily form this closeness.


[User] _Just be touching pants

[Assistant] While girls are often, they are often have, they often have this competitive nature with each other.


[User] That’s not true

[Assistant] It’s true nah


[User] Girls can stay…

[Assistant] Is that the first time you are hearing it?


[User] Yes, you are right

[Assistant] That’s not the first time you are hearing it


[User] Girls can stay with each other and slap their bombom and there is no business

[Assistant] It does not relate to what we are saying. We talking of closeness. I might not be able to go into detail but I might be able to tolerate it; if you touch me, I will kill you .But as a girl, I might not be able to go into detail but under the appropriate…


[User] That’s a lie

[Assistant] Who know the appropriate condition?


[User] I know a guy…

[Assistant] Girls can slap each other bombom and they will, no big deal but let’s try it with each other


[User] Ah, You will see girls trying to touch each other’s breast like they are, they are making cool attempt but guy how far? I can do that thing and you dare not do it…

[Assistant] Okay we were reading breast examination. By reading breast examination


[User] Examination?

[Assistant] For each other


[User] For each other… Amazing! Amazing! See i…

[Assistant] Checking for wells… you know…


[User] I, I don’t know why, I don’t know why it is seen bad but I feel we should, one should not do it…

[Assistant] Because to me, they are both the same thing


[User] I’m not eating

[Assistant] She’s fasting


[User] I’m not fasting. I’m not eating

[Assistant] Oya sorry, oya sorry


[User] I will call Anonymous to buy this thing for you, you will send him. When they said we should not be sending Anonymous message 		again so… I’m sending copper

[Assistant] What are you doing?


[User] How many of you wants to eat something… no appetite

[Assistant] From food coke, okay nah


[User] Sooooo… You said it’s what, because I don’t have…

[Assistant] Shey they sell eba there or fufu? Awa, do they sell fufu there? Help me buy fufu 2, help me collect egusi and efo and help me buy twenty naira water


[User] If my mother could see the ball, if my mother could open the ball, emiowanimo… ah, ah…

[Assistant] Maybe is just, maybe it’s worth it so as to cook it.


[User] Noooo, like…

[Assistant] How far, boboyi, nkantiegbek’ina


[User] _The thing is in the blood

[Assistant] It’s in the blood actually but you can…


[User] But it’s very easy for you…

[Assistant] Shey the video is on YouTube


[User] I want to watch video

[Assistant] See eh, they are all on YouTube


[User] They have all of them

[Assistant] Are you on YouTube?


[User] Yes

[Assistant] They have, okay, they have…


[User] There’s a free WiFi in my phone

[Assistant] They have Chelsea, they have Arsenal…


[User] Don’t tell him, you are not here

[Assistant] That’s what I’m saying…


[User] Doctor… Mr Anonymous

[Assistant] I don’t do show off, you know I don’t do show off but currently I’ve used more than 9gig and I still have like hundred and 		forty something gig left and is free o. Here inside here, I will use the password on this place I mean there is password


[User] There is password as well, there is, I say password, there is network

[Assistant] Enyia you don finish, let me connect and use


[User] See, there is no network, that’s the, that’s the issue

[Assistant] Who is sounding that thing nah?


[User] Oya ooo, please o, this thing…

[Assistant] Mtchew, E get one event like that, na only big brother when I dey for school


[User] Sooooo face of UI?

[Assistant] No, no, no, no be face of UI. Hmmmmm… we wan do our media workshopfila.


[User] When you for do that job?

[Assistant] Make I go fetch water come….


[User] Ahn, ahn, this people dem no, na song work wey I dey do errrm, face of UI, I even wan vex for them I been ask ahn, ah, tell you say nah April May errrm, March April. Una come postpone am, una no tell me say una postpone anything. Na… as I dey here, I dey like to keep my word. Wey the…

[Assistant] December is too fast but e go make sense make person start something for this period…


[User] I know guys wey dey hustle sha

[Assistant] How much dem dey get?


[User] Dem dey get 3k

[Assistant] You are going to final year… Wao!


[User] Are you one of them?

[Assistant] How many, what, what department are you?


[User] CLA

[Assistant] CLA?


[User] Yes ma

[Assistant] Communication…


[User] Yeah and Language Art

[Assistant] And Language Art, okay. So, you’ve been in UI since when?


[User] 2015/2016 session

[Assistant] Wao! So, can you tell me about Communication and Language Art? Errrrm, like my little nephew… that’s why I’m even here. Is it something…


[User] Okayyy…

[Assistant] That will encourage the younger one to come?


[User] Errrm, talking about communication

[Assistant] Are you busy?


[User] Not, no, I’m just checking my…

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You can sit ma ooo

[Assistant] No problem, we are fine…


[User] I can’t, I can’t be talking while you are standing

[Assistant] Haba, haba, Alright, we should sit here


[User] Okay then

[Assistant] Thank you


[User] You are welcome

[Assistant] Yeah. So, errrrm, sorry, why is it so empty, we can’t find anyone?


[User] Yeah, the session is over, so students are actually going home on 8th

[Assistant] Okay…


[User] Okay…

[Assistant] People have gone home


[User] Okay. So, because you are in Communication and lang… … do you speak other, do you speak pidgin, do you speak any other language?

[Assistant] Yes ma, we speak; like culturally accepted languages


[User] Okayyyy

[Assistant] So, communication and languages is all about Communication, Language and Art. It’s a combination of different fields in one.


[User] Okayy

[Assistant] So, in terms of communication, we are taught broadcasting…


[User] Ohhh!

[Assistant] Yes. Media studies… Okay, media, there, there is print, there’s online media and then there is on a normal the broadcasting like radio station, TV station and all that…


[User] Okay

[Assistant] That’s for communication


[User] Okay

[Assistant] So, in terms of language, they taught the language skills; so, the reading, writing, listening and speaking. So, we take courses throughout the four years for the errrm…


[User] Okay, it’s a four year programme?

[Assistant] Yeah, four years programme. So we take listening, we take writing, we take speaking and then elm… reading, yes, basically for the language for the language aspect


[User] So, they want us to be groomed in all the aspect of language,But basically using English Language. So, is initially that we used to like to learn those errm part two English Language

[Assistant] Ehhhhen…


[User] So… Reading, Listening Speaking and Writing, they are the Language tools that and the only tools that we were taught. And then about Art, that one is going to be a kind of elm… just making us to understand how to appreciate language, so in terms of literary skills, literary values, literary acquisitions, then we will be applying that into the language that we are learning and then reflecting it in the communication aspect of it.

[Assistant] Wao!


[User] It is the combination of…

[Assistant] It’s interwoven…


[User] Yes ma, yes ma

[Assistant] Interesting!


[User] So when somebody learns how to write…, to listen very well, if you are a broadcaster it will reflect on your work, if you are writing for the newspaper, it will reflect on your work, if you are writing for the online media, it will reflect on your work there…

[Assistant] Hmmm…


[User] So, that’s what that…

[Assistant] So, which area are you looking at?


[User] Awwww, there is also another area, there is marketing, there is public relations…

[Assistant] Okay…


[User] Under it too. So, I’m more of the public relations and marketing… yes

[Assistant] Okayyyyy


[User] Like customer’s service…

[Assistant] Ehhhennn…


[User] That’s where I’m looking at

[Assistant] Wao! That’s good. So, you would, you would actually encourage my little nephew to come, right?


[User] Yes of course, it’s a very interesting course ma and, and the person would actually appreciate the course

[Assistant] It’s okay


[User] There is graphics design too like people, some people are in the Art aspect too there is graphics design too like… okay from 100 level.You will be taught how to… design all these graphics, these designs…

[Assistant] Which one?


[User] Like pa-pa-paper

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Like the graphics there

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Different graphics

[Assistant] In Art?


[User] In, in this department

[Assistant] Okay, in… Okay


[User] Until right from 100Level

[Assistant] In under Art


[User] Under Art

[Assistant] But not under Language


[User] Ye…s under Art; that’s the creative aspect of it. They want to like improve creativity and innovation. So, when you learn about these things, if you have, like we’re into design, drawing art and everything, we will be able to reflect it using different tools like corel draw and everything.

[Assistant] Ehhheeennn…


[User] And it can also be a kind of benefit because there are some companies that take like graphics designs graduates too, yes. That’s it.

[Assistant] Hmm, hmm; especially all those eh manufacturing company


[User] Yes ma, Yes ma, so is a good one.

[Assistant] Wao!


[User] I never saw it from this angle you know… so, it was nice. You didn’t, you didn’t tell me your name o, where are you from?

[Assistant] Oh! I’m sorry ma, I’m …


[User] From Yoruba?

[Assistant] Yeah, I’m a Yoruba, I’m from Osun State.


[User] Okay, so you are in your mid… sorry to ask…

[Assistant] Yeah, elm, are you talking about…


[User] Mid twenties, Mid-thirty?

[Assistant] Yeah I’m, yeah, I’m just twenty one


[User] You’re just, uh!

[Assistant] You’re just… Uh!


[User] Almost graduating

[Assistant] And you are… When did you enter?


[User] Yes, elllm, 2015. I was errrm, 16years when I entered… So I’m graduating already

[Assistant] Yes, to this place ma


[User] How was it, your experience, university, you know, excitement, did you, like… you, you know, you’re just like a baby, you know finishing secondary school…

[Assistant] Yeah, just coming down to this place…


[User] And not matured and you’re coming into… you know what tertiary institution is you know…

[Assistant] Yes, of course ma. I, i was actually young when I came in and then I… hopefully I met good people in my room, so they were almost in their final years when I got to the room. So, they were doing like tutor me, mentor me, sometimes we go to, we will go to the library…


[User] Honestly…

[Assistant] You are so lucky…


[User] You will read, you will go to fellowship, you will socialize…

[Assistant] Hmmmmmmm… You are so lucky…


[User] That kind of things and it actually helped me a lot

[Assistant] Yes…


[User] Good people

[Assistant] To actually mentor you but usually a lot of people will mess up the first year…


[User] Yeah…

[Assistant] Not mess up per say but… the need to take new direction…


[User] They won’t be able to cope with the stress and everything…

[Assistant] Hmmm, hmmm… That’s interesting!


[User] Alright…

[Assistant] So, thank you sooo, sooo much!


[User] Ah, you are welcome ma

[Assistant] I, your name again…


[User] Yes ma…

[Assistant] So, by this time next year, you will no more be here


[User] Ahn… yes. We’ve seen the calendar proposed so by… by January next year we will finish exam, so by maybe March or June, we should be going for NYSC

[Assistant] For your youth service…


[User] Okay, what’s, what’s your plan after NYSC, Masters?

[Assistant] Errrrm, I’m thinking in two ways, so I’m, if possible I get errrrrm, I’m thinking of errm Customer Service and Public Relation too, I’m thinking of actually looking for a job like just to start something first before I go for professional elm certificate. And on the other hand is Academics, I also want to go into Academics so…


[User] If I have a chance of being… at times this kind of thing they do for students, if you finish with a first class, there’s a possibility that you will be taken into the department…

[Assistant] I was going to ask you that. what’s your… CGPA?


[User] My CGPA… Eh, 6.2. So, I’m hopeful…

[Assistant] What?


[User] 6. Yes

[Assistant] 6.2


[User] Yes ma

[Assistant] It’s first class


[User] Oh my God!

[Assistant] Yes ma. So, I’m hopeful like that i will finish with that grade, so I’m thinking of being taken to the department


[User] Ah no, your this thing is so good and very impressive. I was going to ask you…

[Assistant] I thought, first, first class is 4.5


[User] No

[Assistant] Our grade is 7.0. We are using 7.0 scale. The new ones are…


[User] You are using 7.0 scale?

[Assistant] The new ones are using 4.0 scale


[User] Ehhhhenn… Okay, because when we were, errrrm, errrrm, err, graduated ours was 5.0 scale…

[Assistant] Okay ma


[User] Then. So, 4.5, is first class…

[Assistant] Okay, yes ma


[User] During my own time because I finished from here, it was 4.5 ranging for about…

[Assistant] Yes, yes because we used 5.


[User] Yes

[Assistant] 5.0


[User] So, now they’ve…

[Assistant] They’ve raised…


[User] They’ve changed it to 7.0 scale

[Assistant] Okay


[User] So, it’s from 6.0 to 7.0 as first class

[Assistant] So you have to maintain it o…


[User] Yes… that’s the…

[Assistant] You must not drop


[User] So errrm, how do they now read A, B, C, D, E, F, you still have it that way?

[Assistant] Yes, that’s what we still use


[User] You still have it that way?

[Assistant] Yes ma


[User] Okay

[Assistant] They just change the scale to now, is now to errrm, 5.0. So, 4.5 to 5.0 is first class now for the 17/18 session upward


[User] Okay, okay

[Assistant] Oh, 4.5…


[User] Yeah

[Assistant] Is still first class?


[User] Yees, yes, yes ma… To 5.0 for the new ones. Starting from 17/18 session upward but ours is, you know we resumed… So, we are using 7, 7.0 scale

[Assistant] 2015-2016 their own scale is different from 2016-2017. So, that means people doing 2017-2018 too will differ?


[User] Yes ma, yes ma

[Assistant] So, their own will go back to how it used to be?


[User] Yes, it used to be…

[Assistant] So, your set is now the last set there using…


[User] Yeah, using the 7.0 scale. Yes ma, yes ma

[Assistant] Okay, that’s lovely and you are on 6. …


[User] Yes ma

[Assistant] Oh my … that’s lovely


[User] At twenty, you sure do know what you want you know?

[Assistant] Yes ma


[User] It’s good to always know what you want

[Assistant] It’s even written all over you


[User] Yes. So, asides from… the English you just spoke now, do you speak pidgin, are you good, though you communicate with your friends, how…

[Assistant] Yes. In the hostel we speak pidgin in the hostel… So that’s another opportunity and I speak Yoruba when I’m at home


[User] It will be nice to hear you speak pidgin. Someone who is a bookworm You expect that there… when you will hear like… Ahhh! Really!

[Assistant] I’m, I’m not a bookworm per say I just try and read and then I socialize too. Ah, I’m a member of sigma club in UI. So, a philanthropic club that will just look out for… we do charity deals and then, then look out for members who are once students of UI and then try to bring them to the club and we give out to people like schools, charity homes and everything…


[User] So that it will not be academics alone. Then aside that, there was in, when I was in 200Level that was when I started…

[Assistant] Okayyyy. Ah, you’re very active…


[User] So now in the hostel, nobody yes…

[Assistant] Yes, there are still some people in the hostel; those who are on IT


[User] Okayyy, Okay

[Assistant] Okay thank you so much


[User] You’re welcome ma

[Assistant] Thank you so much eh!


[User] You’ve actually convinced me. So…

[Assistant] So, if he comes tomorrow, you will…


[User] Let him come to the house, I will meet them in the house, they will do what they want to do

[Assistant] As in, you will be where he is working


[User] Ehen, I will sit down; because is as if when you, you know when you give someone that take my car, go and fix it, bring it back, they’ve, they are relaxed. So, it has also taught me a lesson. Take the key, take my car, fix it up, now… it is very annoying

[Assistant] Is that his father?


[User] No, that is… baba driver; That drives my husband

[Assistant] Ohhh


[User] Hmmm. So, maybe he came to repair a car or something

[Assistant] Ohhhh, he drives your husband?


[User] Hmmm but not all the time

[Assistant] Okay, the one that checked it in the morning


[User] Yes

[Assistant] Okayyy. Was that why he was blessing you, blessing you, blessing you, you give him free things?


[User] Ehen, I give him stuffs, yes

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] that's the park, these parks

[Assistant] Okay, okay


[User] That’s the fare, this mass transit, that’s it

[Assistant] We are stopping somewhere here?


[User] No, we are going, she said there’s a place that someone can sleep.

[Assistant] Okay


[User] But this’s where I will meet her, her church. I will call mama, let me know where she is. I stop by this boy to buy time small

[Assistant] You no  dey speak pidgin?


[User] We dey speak sha

[Assistant] why I come talk something, una dey, dey do like say una no dey speak pidgin English.


[User] exactly!

[Assistant] but then…


[User] you say?

[Assistant] ...we are  dragging food.


[User] ...we are dragging something.

[Assistant] I don’t think everybody…


[User] everybody here, yes

[Assistant] but in campus, it is somehow when you.. like one girl told me that she doesn’t know how  to speak pidgin.


[User] there are people like that naw

[Assistant] I said… who does not know.. who doesn’t know.. pidgin is a natural thing. It comes naturally. That’s the way I feel.


[User] when Nigerians  are around … like our conversations in class among the guys eventhough we are outside,  was purely pidgin.

[Assistant] even  in our class.


[User] only when...

[Assistant] yeah..  in our class


[User] even  in your class?

[Assistant] yes.


[User] yes.

[Assistant] so when you are talking  to the boys you...


[User] speak pidgin…

[Assistant] speak pidgin?


[User] you guys speak pidgin?

[Assistant] sometimes we speak English if we want some people  …we would just have to respect ourselves… please can you help.


[User] ok.. but when you  want to like…

[Assistant] beg money…


[User] make fun..  make fun..

[Assistant] how far naw .. how far  naw


[User] So when  you need something

[Assistant] when you need something.. you  go in English..


[User] yeah.. we go in that level.. like how far about that stuff

[Assistant] just for research…  ok..bye..


[User] you are ok now,  right?

[Assistant] ok…  bye bye


[User] No.. I can speak in pidgin..but.. I speak it. I don’t  know how to…

[Assistant] why are you ah ah..


[User] I don’t know how to provide..

[Assistant] but do you know how  to speak pidgin?


[User] yes  naw

[Assistant] why not you people talk in pidgin Let’s hear you…


[User] where are you from.. where are you from?

[Assistant] I’m  from Imo state.


[User] of course.. are you  Igbo too?

[Assistant] yes…


[User] ah ah.. Igbo people speak pidgin a lot naw; especially when you see them in campuses and … that’s the way to show 					that they are campus girls, you know…

[Assistant] I dey tell you.. but dem no sabi speak…nobody dey speak Igbo..  I swear


[User] I no hear you,  you say wetin? you say wetin I been tell you that time.. blessing.. ok.. no no no. ok. 		Na because of the light. Na because of the light. But him come talk say dem don take light. Him 		don dey comot? 	Ok. Dem just bring back light now. Ok. Ok. Ok. Make e do light  naw

[Assistant] And e dey rain o.


[User] make e do light naw. Make he do light now. Eh.. no worry naw. you go do the light naw, No worry. 		Ok. alright

[Assistant] … or two…


[User] You wanted the…

[Assistant] My parents don’t even know when I was going to Abuja, I had to tell my mum alone …, I went to write Jamb, I passed my Jamb and came to Abuja. They said I should come and write post ume, I couldn’t that post ume I missed it. So, I went to, that day, that  period aunty Anonymous was still on seat  … she was still on seat and my, my maternal aunty, then the senator then, she was still on seat. Then I went to, like just told her that … Abuja. … what hap_PEned to Uniport? … I don’t like Uniport aunty, disturbance Uniport is too much and I just need change of environment.  That’s what she told me,I shouldn’t disturb her if I come to Abuja. I said I will not disturb you.Ehh, just give me that ehen… ehen… what do they call it again? Ehen… mtchew, they will recommend you to…


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Any school like if you want to, if you, if you are looking for a job now, they will still give you that recommendation later, just go to any place and drop it there, they will give you the job


[User] Ahn-ahn, have you not done that?

[Assistant] I’ve, she’s no longer on seat again nah


[User] Ohhhhhhh, you missed something o

[Assistant] I missed that. Then, even the guy that she hel_PEd then, the guy, I helped one guy, the guy schooled in ABSU.  For four years, this guy never get job.


[User] Have you done that?

[Assistant] I’ve called the guy severally, if I call am im go tell me say, I will call you back, I will call you back


[User] Kai

[Assistant] Did you explain yourself?


[User] people!

[Assistant] Yes, he knows me, he has, he even had my, he even called my name TG how far nah?


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand? As in the guy’s, you know say dem dey, dem dey send am go abroad now like… O boy, the guy’s accent don change finish, you go know say yes ;You know…


[User] Waoh!

[Assistant] Since that time and everything, the guy now, no dey pick my call so I stopped calling him


[User] You are not his problem

[Assistant] _That’s life


[User] That’s your problem

[Assistant] You understand nah.


[User] Yeah…

[Assistant] I stop, I don, I don stop calling him


[User] Waoh!

[Assistant] You understand?


[User] But why do people always like, I don’t know, most of, most of the time _PEople do like this

[Assistant] My brother… you go go quarrel them?


[User] After you hel_PEd them and then…

[Assistant] I stopped calling him immediately. That’s why I got, I got admission that very first day I came to Gwagwalada. In VC’s office, VC stand for, as in mtchew Nigeria, chai! God! If dem dey write post ume, dey write this thing, I no write anything.


[User] Hai! Mtchew

[Assistant] I just go meet VC. VC look me, ehen okay, from Senator, okay, okay, okay. Ajiya! Ajiya just came. My son, I want to advise you on something, in University of Abuja we don’t do Engineering, this Engineering they will soon scrap it. Though Hausa man, the man just had to ah, open up, tell me the whole truth


[User] He said I should go and read BSC Physics

[Assistant] See me nau


[User] Is that what you read?

[Assistant] E/E Yes. BSC Physics


[User] Physics is very, is a very big this thing, hot cake

[Assistant] Are you serious?


[User] Physics?

[Assistant] Abroad there or in Nigeria here? In Nigeria here dem no value am nah


[User] Abroad it’s hot cake o. Have you ever tried to, don’t you want to do Masters?

[Assistant] Hmmm, apply o, it’s hot cake


[User] You understand? So, like, that was what the woman told me, just that same thing, the way I want to do it. I said let me call my aunty and confirm. I now called her she didn’t pick, I now called my mum, my mum said anything, I should just do Physics. I now came back, I now told him he had to doubt it, I gave him my offer letter… that was how I started. He gave me, gave me accommodation o, hostel o. I refused staying in the hostel that time. I now went to rent house off camp…

[Assistant] Chairman good evening, good evening


[User] Good evening

[Assistant] How nah?


[User] Fine o

[Assistant] We come say you no see chike yesterday?m


[User] chike?

[Assistant] Ehh


[User] Who be Chike?

[Assistant] Na lecturer, HOD for Physics Department Uni-Abuja


[User] Now you come sit down here like all those… now we go just free you because of one thing o

[Assistant] Mey you go bed, mey you go bed, today na your day


[User] I know you nah, you no know me?

[Assistant] Eheh?


[User] Go jare, go

[Assistant] You no know my face?


[User] Go, don’t…

[Assistant] You know am?


[User] I no know am o

[Assistant] Ehn?


[User] Scamming

[Assistant] You see these senior dresses you _PEople wear eh.These senator dresses can…


[User] That’s the way nah ehen. Ah… Excuse me, there is something inside here

[Assistant] Let me get it


[User] Okay, my phone is ringing.Thank you

[Assistant] It's not ringing anymore o


[User] Wetin, wetin the guy begin chase?

[Assistant] I don’t know o


[User] It's no more ringing

[Assistant] See another one


[User] It's my mother

[Assistant] E be like say im see another one


[User] is alright

[Assistant] Let me put the cover back


[User] Thank you very much ma

[Assistant] Talk nah


[User] Bro

[Assistant] You can’t shout with them nah


[User] it’s Man City…

[Assistant] It’s Man City


[User] Bro, bro, bro

[Assistant] Dem dey tell you something


[User] What they’re battling with is Man City. Either Man City or they loose but Man City will win

[Assistant] This is their, this is their…


[User] And Man City will win

[Assistant] Man, Man City? Dem don win sef


[User] Even if, see, if, if

[Assistant] Even your Arsenal they give Arsenal 3 Opel staff.


[User] See, hear this talk,

[Assistant] What’s the meaning of that rubbish?


[User] Hear this talk see…

[Assistant] What’s the meaning of that rubbish? 3 Opel staff


[User] Wao

[Assistant] You came to my house that day, you came to my house that day


[User] What kind of rubbish is that?

[Assistant] A real model, a real model, a real model


[User] So, so, which, which, team did they give 3 Opel staff?

[Assistant] See how embezzler embezzle the girl


[User] Una, una go get fine, una go get fine jersey, fine jersey. Aba Mayern, mumu people

[Assistant] Comot…


[User] See una, person tell me say before

[Assistant] That guy, that Aba …


[User] What if they’ve not found the… spouse

[Assistant] My brother o, At least you understand my situation


[User] How go, how dem go come fine like this

[Assistant] The ones that, the ones that I found couldn’t found me


[User] How these ones go come fine like this

[Assistant] Ma, they will fine  nah, ahn-ahn


[User] Come dey look where, where, come dey wear eh, eh, Senator every time

[Assistant] Na money be Na money be fine bobo nah


[User] You know ma, that’s, that’s the…

[Assistant] Na money be fine bobo, na moneyyy, Na money be fine bobo


[User] Ehen, how these ones no go fine?

[Assistant] Na money be fine bobo


[User] See how dem fine, see how dem come dey wear, Senator every time eh.

[Assistant] But you know that, that time wey dey…


[User] See those girls, I was looking at those girls, they were doing hihihihihihihi…

[Assistant] Ma, you see…


[User] seriously

[Assistant] Ma, you see, that’s why they have to be ex…


[User] You know I was looking at them. Their body dey, go dey sweet dem; especially that one at the center

[Assistant] Ehh


[User] Her body, she was just doing body, body. I told myself, you don see fine boy shey?

[Assistant] Ehh


[User] See as body dey sweet am.

[Assistant] Ma, but you know, you see that’s where the problem is. They can, is difficult for them to find the… Genuine…


[User] I’m telling you brother

[Assistant] Ehhen, the genuine one


[User] If I tell you my experiences I’ve had

[Assistant] The genuine one


[User] Ehhen

[Assistant] I’ve had too many experiences eh


[User] If they want, if they want to find genuine one they will find

[Assistant] Then after a while, they will all just seem the same .After a while, you will find out that they are all the same, it will just take some time


[User] The only one now, Aunty…

[Assistant] To find good, to find good woman now hard o


[User] The only one I like now eh,

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] I won’t lie to you, that understand me very, very well

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] That I like so much, she went to Madona University now eh,

[Assistant] Ehen. Ah-ah, what’s the noise all about?


[User] Sorry, where is this noise coming from?

[Assistant] Park stand


[User] Park…

[Assistant] You understand?


[User] That one is in Madona University

[Assistant] Ehen no, she’s, she is done with Madona; she is working in town, she's staying in Abuja here too


[User] Okay

[Assistant] I wanted to bring her to you, I wanted to introduce her to you today


[User] Ehen, are you people still coming?

[Assistant] In fact she is in my house now sef


[User] Are you people still coming to the house?

[Assistant] Ehen, we, we are coming to the, I told her to, that you wanted to see her


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand?


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] She said she will come and see you


[User] Okay

[Assistant] You understand. So, but, the only, she’s the only one that my mind have already accepted but now, my parents


[User] Ewoo

[Assistant] Is now the problem


[User] What’s the problem  nah?

[Assistant] I don’t know o,


[User] What is it?

[Assistant] I don’t know o, you know her very well  nah


[User] No, what, what are they complaining about?

[Assistant] As in, my parents said… you know I’m from Abia State. They said ehhhn, Anambra that ehh and she is plumpy


[User] Eheeee…

[Assistant] They are saying that the girl is big, she is old, she is all that, na small girl…


[User] I don’t understand

[Assistant] Na small girl wey I senior


[User] I don’t understand, she is?

[Assistant] She is big, she is old, all those kind, you know as mum mtchew


[User] Okay

[Assistant] The thing come dey serious for where mumsy dey o


[User] So, so, are you going to marry their choice or your choice?

[Assistant] I cannot do that, I cannot do that. This girl dey very, very homely. If I don’t do any ah, ah! You know her very well  nah Fab?


[User] I know her very, very well  nah

[Assistant] She is very, very homely,


[User] I know her very, very well

[Assistant] I don’t know and the ones that dealt with me Aunty eh


[User] Hmmm, are the slim ones…

[Assistant] Slim ones! They dealt with me seriously


[User] Ehen.

[Assistant] Aunty I’m telling you the gospel truth


[User] Ehhennn

[Assistant] We schooled to, we finished school here in Gwagwalada together. That one, she was a Pastor in Christ Embassy


[User] Ahhhhhh

[Assistant] You understand. That one, I was even thinking that after school then everything. Then, I was planning on travelling abroad that period


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] You understand. I said okay after schooling, I will introduce her to my parentsbla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla. She went for NYSC


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Now she, she was, she was serving in Anambra, in Awka sorry Awka. that time wey I tell you say I dey go Awka,na she.  Aunty from the little money I had, I paid her this thing o. I don’t really have much but I had to rally round, pay her accommodation. Just in Awka, it’s like 120k  abi? We divided it half, half, she brought half, I brought half, we paid. She now started doing her NYSC, I left her for some months.


[User] Ehh

[Assistant] I didn’t go to visit her in Awka


[User] Ehh

[Assistant] I now said okay one day, let me just go and visit her in Awka, do you get?


[User] Ehh

[Assistant] Getting to Awka, she refused to open her door for me


[User] There?

[Assistant] As in, I, I drove from Abuja to Awka


[User] Waoh!

[Assistant] Only me, I drove from Abuja to Awka


[User] Love ooo, …

[Assistant] You understand?


[User] Ehh

[Assistant] Just to found out say the boy wey she dey go out with now, that the boy open ear, do dreadlocks. All those kind yoppy…


[User] Chai

[Assistant] NYSC…


[User] She never know wetin she want

[Assistant] Lappy boy and na person weydey do like say na Pastor, so what I’m I going to do?


[User] The girl?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] Hmm. No be say imdey do like say na Pastor,

[Assistant] Na Pastor


[User] E be Pastor for school

[Assistant] For Christ Embassy


[User] Ehn?

[Assistant] Ehh, all those kind things dem.  So, what do you want me to do again? So, that was even when I left everything about woman, as in, everything…...  Even till now sef, woman sef don dey do me one kind. I fit, I fit no talk to woman for weeks, months, I go just dey find money


[User] E/E So, how did you meet this person that you are with now?

[Assistant] Okay this one, I met her through, I met her like ehhhh… how did I even met that girl… it, it was, okay… I think it was in a bank


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Then she was working with the bank or something


[User] Okay

[Assistant] I think so. It was in a bank I met her first. But we didn’t talk


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] For some months. Then, one day I invited her out, she now came to Crush town to wait for me, that day I forgot I invited someone out


[User] Are you serious?

[Assistant] I tell you the truth


[User] He forgot that he invited someone out

[Assistant] Guy, guy…


[User] Aunty, she will tell you if she, if you meet her, she will tell you

[Assistant] My God!


[User] I forgot like intoto that I invited someone. She kept on calling, calling and for my mind…

[Assistant] Guy…


[User] Why this girl dey call me like this? You understand that kind thing? I left her till after 7

[Assistant] But that’s a very bad first impression


[User] My brother…

[Assistant] As in eh


[User] Very bad

[Assistant] You understand?


[User] Ehh

[Assistant] It happened first, as in, second time I disappointed her too then


[User] Oh my God!

[Assistant] God, I didn’t know what to do


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Elm, that was how everything started and then, okay, okay, when everything now, when everything now started happening like relationship was when I got broke


[User] Okay

[Assistant] I was explaining to her that, explaining that I was just broke okay, she, we started talking once, once on phone. She now say what is the problem? I told her that I don’t have money to do this, I don’t have money to put my light, my bill, this one, that one and she couldn’t say a word, she said that I should send her my, how much do you want, I told her that I need 30k, she said okay that she has some amount of money in her account that the parents sent it to her for accommodation but she is squatting with one of her friends in Abuja here.


[User] Ehh…

[Assistant] But can she lend me the money? After


[User] Ehh

[Assistant] Are you getting what I’m saying, I will refund her, I said okay. I sent her my account number, she sent me Four hundred and thir, fifty thousand or there about then


[User] Four hundred and?

[Assistant] Fifty thousand naira


[User] But you said you wanted what? Thirty thousand?

[Assistant] Thirty thousand, she said that,


[User] And she sent you four hundred and something

[Assistant] She said, she said, yes…


[User] Seriously,

[Assistant] That I should just keep it, that anytime…


[User] We need to look, look very well o

[Assistant] Ehh


[User] That anytime I need ..., I, I, Anytime I need ehhh, anytime she needs the money, you understand?

[Assistant] Hayyyy


[User] I can refund her the money, I gave her back the money o, you understand? But what really helped me a lot…

[Assistant] But eh, my question is… you asked a young lady for thirty thousand naira…


[User] no, I’ve forgotten how the conversation happened so…

[Assistant] And the lady gave you four hundred and something, ha!


[User] Do you know why, do you know why I think,

[Assistant] See,


[User] Do you know why I think that

[Assistant] See what happened,


[User] Do you know why I think that eh

[Assistant] I told, I don’t know even what happened but


[User] No, do you know why I think that ehhh, probably she gave you that four hundred and fifty thousand

[Assistant] To keep for her in exchange


[User] Eh so, she will know that you are in the possession of the complete money because if she gives you thirty

[Assistant] Some people don’t like touching part, part…


[User] She wan ehen…

[Assistant] She has started eating that money


[User] She wanted, she wanted to rent house with the money

[Assistant] If she gives you thirty, she might give another person…


[User] you understand, she wanted to rent house with the money. Ehen, she wanted to rent house with the money of which I gave her back the complete money, she rented her house. You understand so…And the money sef I didn’t even fi, and the money again now

[Assistant] It sounds strange to me. You people are…


[User] The money with me here

[Assistant] You people are …, you people are talking it, … you are explaining it, as in, it sounds strange to me


[User] No, but that does…

[Assistant] A young man asked you for thirty thousand and you gave the young man four hundred and something thousand


[User] No, she told me that …

[Assistant] So that, so that,


[User] This is what she ehen, this is what she has in her account

[Assistant] So that you will have the complete money


[User] You understand? She told me that this…

[Assistant] And instead of giving her back the thirty thousand maybe when she has started squandering the four hundred and twenty thousand that is remaining…


[User] And still go back to square one

[Assistant] Is better to give him the four hundred and fifty thousand


[User] What if something happened and the young man was not able to refund back the four hundred and something thousand?

[Assistant] That is where the trust comes in


[User] That is the thing, that thing eh

[Assistant] That is just the cause


[User] Hope you didn’t tell your mum this story?

[Assistant] No, I didn’t tell her


[User] Because this is one reason she will use and tell you what… a no, no

[Assistant] Why?


[User] Are you serious aunty?

[Assistant] I’m telling you o; somebody you just started a relationship with


[User] A question mark o

[Assistant] Ehh…


[User] No, no, no…

[Assistant] Because there’s a question mark in this thing


[User] We’ve been talking eh

[Assistant] Ehh


[User] She was base, she’s based in Abuja here

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] Are you getting what I’m saying? She was, we’ve already known in Abuja

[Assistant] … which side are we going back? Through bridge abi… which side?


[User] let’s follow uh the way we came from, somehow it’s closer

[Assistant] Okay the way we came from?


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] Okay but are you sure that road is safe in the night like this?


[User] Yes, very safe

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Very safe

[Assistant] Okay


[User] You understand aunty, ehen

[Assistant] Oh, there are some roads that are not safe


[User] Ehen

[Assistant] Abuja is no longer as safe as it used to be


[User] Or should we follow the, the other University Abuja side?

[Assistant] The other, let’s follow that, that side is…


[User] Ehen, let’s follow that airport side

[Assistant] Yes, that airport side is safer, at least I know that there are police at all the check points


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Okayyy


[User] And then…

[Assistant] Abeg safety first ehh…


[User] You understand aunty ehen

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] She explained to me that look at the money she has in her account, she explained to me that period on phone, She explained everything that she wanted to use it for accommodation, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, you understand that kind thing?  And me, I, I had problem that is even more than that 30k sef, but I know you, I barely know you, I just can’t start telling you this, you should come and give me that huge amount of money. She now said okay that she will borrow me the money that when I have, she didn’t dash me the money No, she didn’t, I pay her back

[Assistant] See why she gave you the money…


[User] But she behaved like someone that was really desperate for…

[Assistant] She wasn’t


[User] Nooo

[Assistant] After that periodsef, she didn’t talk to me o. She gave me the money, she forgot me, I forgot her too, after a while when I got the, as in mtchew, that’s why I said the thing just happened. I did not ask her out, she did not ask me out, the thing just happened, you understand aunty? As in, the thing just happened like, we didn’t really… mtchew  how will I put it, we didn’t really ahn-ahn, you know how she behaves  nah


[User] But which one is better  nah? Na who get the money for account e no go gree give you? Na that one good to marry?

[Assistant] Hmm… Anonymous forget that. These days women use their money to buy men o, if you people don’t know; know it now


[User] To buy men?

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] But aunty ehen, I come, aunty… see, see, see wetin

[Assistant] You understand what I’m saying my brother?


[User] I understand

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] See wetin me I feel say wey make am give me the money sef ehen, she don come my house before that time, you understand?

[Assistant] Ehen


[User] You know if someone enters your house and sees how maybe a little bit comfortable you are, the person might think… are you getting what I’m saying?

[Assistant] The person will trust you enough


[User] Okayyy

[Assistant] Yeah,


[User] Okay

[Assistant] Trust you with something


[User] Okay, okay

[Assistant] That was the only thing I, I figured out that period sef


[User] See, the poor, the poor farmer’s way of saving money is lending it to a trusted friend. That is the poor farmer’s way of saving money. At that point if she gives you that thirty thousand,

[Assistant] It won’t even be enough  sef


[User] The money will remain four hundred and twen, the money will remain four hundred and twenty thousand and she would start using it because she has already started

[Assistant] Yeah…


[User] So, the best thing to do is to give you the whole money… Keep, I’m sure that you will give me back

[Assistant] Anyway, thank God…


[User] I’ve given her back

[Assistant] Thank God that you gave her back


[User] I gave her back

[Assistant] Because something would have happened


[User] I gave her back

[Assistant] And maybe you wouldn’t give her back and I wondered what would have happened


[User] I gave her back

[Assistant] Hmmm, thank God you gave her back


[User] And before I gave her back, when she needed the money, That was when I even gave her back  sef, God made it possible like when she needed the money, the day she called, that she will like to use the money to rent a house;You understand? I told her to give me one week,You understand? Before that one week, I called her, gave her back the money

[Assistant] Okay


[User] Even then, we’ve not even started dating too aunty. Are you getting what I’m saying?

[Assistant] That, that girl took a very big risk


[User] We’ve not even started dating

[Assistant] That was a very big risk that she took


[User] If you were a 419…

[Assistant] She said it’s a risk she won’t take


[User] No aunty I can’t do that. A corper, I say a corper, a…

[Assistant] Ehen because you are not that kind of a person ehen


[User] A this thing, a young banker

[Assistant] Somebody has given me her school fees before


[User] A young girl like that

[Assistant] Girl don give me her money but this one give me her school fees eh. Gave me 50k, her school fees nah 80k


[User] Ehhn

[Assistant] She come give me 50k say…


[User] Say mey you complete am

[Assistant] Ehhen say…If I now won pay am back


[User] Make you complete am

[Assistant] Make I give am the 80k nah


[User] You see…

[Assistant] I tell am no problem. I tell the girl no problem, I will. You get? Now she gave me that 50k. Now when she come give me the 50k, as in… the time to pay the school fees has not reached


[User] She come dey ginger for your body

[Assistant] She come dey ginger me say her sisters found out say she give boy her school fees; this that, this that. That I should please send her back the money that I should please that ah, ahn-ahn, the calls were getting too much, I’m like what’s up with you  nah? You have to, you need to relax, you don’t understand? You need to relax. The time you and I discussed has not even reached and you are bugging, she said that her sisters are disturbing her, the next thing they will tell her parents that this, that, that, I cannot put her in that type of trouble. I said come on, you have something to gain out of this. You gave me 50k to give you 80k so you will use and complete your school fees, so don’t act like… Don’t act like you did me all the favour because you’re gaining something as well()


[User] Of course

[Assistant] So, come on. The girl insisted and I said okay, since the time we talked about has not reached and you are insisting on having the money, let me give you back your 50k


[User] Straight up

[Assistant] And I transferred her that her 50k that day wey we talk, I just transfer am her 50k. She come dey call me say how far nah that this is not what we I told her mehn… fuck you there, this thing is not what you and I said at all


[User] but Annonymous you were, you agreed to put 30k…

[Assistant] Were you that desperate for money?


[User] Ehen?

[Assistant] were you that desperate?


[User] No she is my friend, I can dash her the 30k even without borrowing hers

[Assistant] When you were a student?


[User] No, no, no, no, not when I was a student

[Assistant] No this thing, all these thing happened when we were here


[User] Okay, I thought it was when he was a student

[Assistant] No, no, no


[User] When I was a student

[Assistant] One thing there is ehn, all these thing happened when we left school years back, all these thing happen…


[User] That’s why I say marry, marry, when boys don’t, when you people have money and you don’t marry, you waste money. Money you will use to be taking care of your families, see that thirty thousand naira you would have wasted giving a…

[Assistant] Those things are waste, as long as I’m concerned. When you have a family, you put it in your family and it’s moving


[User] The, the girl come dey ginger me later say okay, e get when this girl dey tell me say ahh, say make I help, make I borrow her 120k

[Assistant] You see…


[User] Apparently…

[Assistant] Make she use pay her house rent


[User] Yeah, right

[Assistant] Make she use pay her house, make she use pay her house rent say later she go give me back mtchew, I come tell the girl say… see eh, I don’t think you need a… a… I don’t think you need a partner or a boyfriend or whatever, whatever, whatever. The only thing you need is a cash assurance That’s the only thing you need,


[User] I dey tell you

[Assistant] Is just cash assurance and mehn, is not working with me