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post-22678375 | Breadbassket | 2025-10-04T13:56:05 | Amazon seem to mismanage every iconic media property it gets its hands on. | |
post-22678379 | deleuzeon | loquacious | 2025-10-04T13:56:52 | All the new designs look like complete shit. HR departments are incompatible with humanity. |
post-22678397 | ZazietheBeast | Stay alert, chummer. | 2025-10-04T14:00:00 | This shit is exactly why I'm all about archiving media and having physical copies. I know the latter is a dying art, but its obvious corpos cannot be trusted into preservation of media when they have an agenda. |
post-22678406 | frozen_runner | frozen by the chilled ocean breeze | 2025-10-04T14:01:08 | Breadbassket said:
Amazon seem to mismanage every iconic media property it gets its hands on.
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I'm on pins and needles to see how they will fuck up The Dark Tower as a series.
"Can we really afford to put a white guy in the role of Roland when the failed previous movie had a race-swapped
B
lack guy in... |
post-22678414 | Absolutego | There's no excuse for a fool with a gun | 2025-10-04T14:02:26 | Breadbassket said:
Amazon seem to mismanage every iconic media property it gets its hands on.
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Hollywood gets their well-deserved shit for self-destructing, but we need to talk about Bezos' habit of buying up beloved properties as a hobby and handing them to insane white women. Amy Pascal, of
Ghostbus... |
post-22678415 | XYZpdq Jr. | on the fbi dumbasstic terror list | 2025-10-04T14:02:44 | 007: The Guy Who Stood There |
post-22678417 | MadStan | 2025-10-04T14:03:00 | I didn't believe this and took this as a fantastic gag. Then I looked on Amazon and it's bloody true. what are they going to do next vet the film itself? | |
post-22678424 | Gan Ying | "On second thought, Rome sounds fucking gay." | 2025-10-04T14:04:18 | At first I thought it was a coincidence and just bad graphic design until I saw the Goldeneye one. Holy smokes. You could replace the "GoldenEye" text with "Mamma Mia!" and it would work roughly as well as a poster for that movie. |
post-22678458 | Vyse Inglebard | But that will make my victory all the sweeter! | 2025-10-04T14:11:05 | Absolutego said:
Amy Pascal, of
Ghostbusters 2016
fame, now controls 007.
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That's like putting Dean Takahashi in charge of the DOOM franchise. Holy shit, you could not make a more incompatible pairing if you tried. |
post-22678462 | Judge Holden | The Immense and Terrible Flesh | 2025-10-04T14:11:31 | deleuzeon said:
All the new designs look like complete shit. HR departments are incompatible with humanity.
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HR/PR/Marketing and Celebrity/Community Management firms are all fed into by the worthless graduate industrial complex which is steeped in obnoxiously aggressive and overly performative yet als... |
post-22678470 | 6 Years Ago | I care because you do. | 2025-10-04T14:12:42 | Absolutego said:
Amy Pascal, of
Ghostbusters 2016
fame, now controls 007
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This alone is all the proof anyone needs that the point of all this isn't to create programs to entertain you and/or generate revenue, but rather to create programs to program you on the largest scale they can reach.
Always has ... |
post-22678476 | indigoisviolet | 2025-10-04T14:13:07 | His loiscence expired. | |
post-22678507 | Quixotic Man | Created From Your Dreams | 2025-10-04T14:17:59 | They obviously AI'd them to high hell with no effort on quality control.
That looks like a Roger Moore cosplayer on the moonraker poster.
Also the logo itself is a gun. There is literally a gun on every single poster. What manager approved this? |
post-22678513 | deleuzeon | loquacious | 2025-10-04T14:18:54 | Absolutego said:
Hollywood gets their well-deserved shit for self-destructing, but we need to talk about Bezos' habit of buying up beloved properties as a hobby and handing them to insane white women. Amy Pascal, of
Ghostbusters 2016
fame, now controls 007. The woman who is responsible for
The Boys
headlines
Rings of P... |
post-22678566 | Overly Serious | 2025-10-04T14:29:32 | I'm surprised they didn't re-title Octopussy while they were at it. So far as I dimly remember the film it's about a clown disarming a nuclear bomb. And I think they shoe-horned in an octopus into the movie somewhere. But there's no actual reason for the title to be that at all.
MadStan said:
I didn't believe this and ... | |
post-22678675 | The best and greatest | The artist formerly known as 'Tbag' | 2025-10-04T14:47:57 | Who made it their mission to do this? Do you suppose they feel accomplished having done this? Like they probably feel real good about themselves like they actually did something noteworthy |
post-22678687 | Lone MacReady II | (S)py (ex) (Family) | 2025-10-04T14:50:13 | So when does the Government-funded monopoly get busted?.... oh right, Government-funded. Anyone remember during the authoritarian lockdowns how monopolies like walmart and amazog were permitted to keep operating but all mom and pop small businesses were forced by unlawful order to shut down? Kindov seems like a State-m... |
post-22678691 | Dysnomia | Counting helicopters on a Saturday night | 2025-10-04T14:51:11 | I've checked Prime Video and I don't see these. Is it a UK thing? All the thumbnails are just screenshots from the movie. The new posters look soulless though.
Moonraker is the one where the lady doesn't have braces but everyone swears she had them before, right? They should just edit in braces to screw with the subred... |
post-22678708 | Marvin | 2025-10-04T14:54:54 | quaawaa said:
In the original poster for GoldenEye, Pierce Brosnan's Bond stared menacingly as he readied his gun to fire - but the new one has the Irish actor clutching nothing in his fist in front of a golden background
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Is Pierce Brosnan giving tugjobs now? I know the economy is sorta shaky nowaday... | |
post-22680290 | Blewberry Nausea | For hate’s sake I spit my last shitpost at thee. | 2025-10-04T19:19:47 | All Amazon has to do to keep a good reputation is ‘accidentally’ ship a guy a whole crate of graphics cards instead of one and the sheep will keep handing over their paychecks. |
post-22680404 | Agent Abe Caprine | Ace defective | 2025-10-04T19:34:46 | Vyrsa Inglebard said:
That's like putting Dean Takahashi in charge of the DOOM franchise. Holy shit, you could not make a more incompatible pairing if you tried.
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Or putting Yoko Taro in charge of Pokemon. |
post-22680409 | Yamaha YM2612 | Banned | 2025-10-04T19:35:27 | Woke people just hate women |
post-22680482 | Tasty Tatty | good opinions, bad grammar. | 2025-10-04T19:43:27 | George Lucas said:
I do think this might be more foreign entity driven than woke driven. Is Amazon Prime / this movie series available in Muslim countries? China? (China is also sensitive to how guns and sexuality are presented in advertising.)
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It's a mix of that plus woke and corporate, which is the... |
post-22680483 | Wahgonga | Never get out of the boat. | 2025-10-04T19:43:46 | Tasty Tatty said:
I'm shocked that the people working for Amazon brand doesn't know a fig about guns. Shocked indeed...
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They probably think the prop laser pistols and rifles in Moonraker are actually real. |
post-22680491 | deleuzeon | loquacious | 2025-10-04T19:44:58 | Yamaha YM2612 said:
Woke people just hate women
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They hate men; but women who appeal to men by being healthy and happy? Those are traitors to the cause |
post-22680495 | Yamaha YM2612 | Banned | 2025-10-04T19:45:48 | deleuzeon said:
They hate men; but women who appeal to men by being healthy and happy? Those are traitors to the cause
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No. They hate women. That's why they remove women and denigrate the female form and denigrate femininity |
post-22680514 | deleuzeon | loquacious | 2025-10-04T19:48:36 | Yamaha YM2612 said:
No. They hate women. That's why they remove women and denigrate the female form and denigrate femininity
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Woke people shoehorn women into every job and media role imaginable. They just prefer to do it with viscerally unattractive, morbidly unhealthy women. |
post-22680539 | Yamaha YM2612 | Banned | 2025-10-04T19:52:33 | deleuzeon said:
Woke people shoehorn women into every job and media role imaginable
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exactly. they repaint women as masculine and put them in masculine roles
deleuzeon said:
. They just prefer to do it with viscerally unattractive, morbidly unhealthy women.
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Idk about that. My best f... |
post-22680584 | Duane Dibbley | 2025-10-04T19:59:32 | Is this real?
James bond is iconic as a; spy, 007, British, Walter PPK, hot women.
The next film is going to kill is going to be terrible. | |
post-22680873 | BulkForceFive | Half man, half machine... ALL MAN | 2025-10-04T20:45:01 | George Lucas said:
The Goldeneye one is just sad.
Barbara Broccoli was ironically the force that insisted Bond remain as violent and misogynist as possible. She understood exactly what the appeal was. Now that she’s retired, the series will fall to obscurity.
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When was it ever 'misogynist'? It was PR... |
post-22680954 | Georgia Lucas | Starman & Starman Jr. | 2025-10-04T20:54:12 | BulkForceFive said:
When was it ever 'misogynist'? It was PROGRESSIVE! There were women KGB agents, women villains, women pilots, women heros... just because the main character was a man who had sex with hot women doesn't make it 'misogynist'.
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post-22681028 | Mister Fister | 2025-10-04T21:05:15 | Agent Abe Caprine said:
Or putting Yoko Taro in charge of Pokemon.
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That’s called Palworld | |
post-22681056 | Agent Abe Caprine | Ace defective | 2025-10-04T21:08:25 | Mister Fister said:
That’s called Palworld
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Not enough depression and futas. |
post-22681100 | Mister Fister | 2025-10-04T21:14:25 | Agent Abe Caprine said:
Not enough depression and futas.
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Route A Yoko Taro. | |
post-20139020 | mindlessobserver | 2024-12-22T00:45:10 | General Emílio Médici said:
Are those Ninjas armed with Gyrojet carbines? Holy fuck that is so stupid I love it.
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And Katanas. Because if a hot Asian chick is going to chase Bond around a shootout in a bathing suit, the Ninja's need to stab at least a few of the bad guys with a sword while they throw ... | |
post-20139033 | Tor Lugosi | Hello, this is Carlton your doorman. | 2024-12-22T00:46:19 | just adapt the books, you retards, you already have a plethora of material to work with |
post-20139057 | Diana Moon Glampers | Your Handicapabillty Facilitator-General | 2024-12-22T00:49:28 | Can't wait for Ellen Page to be the next 007 and to be told that's the new standard of masculinity. |
post-20139062 | UsedUp | I am neger psykolog | 2024-12-22T00:50:28 | Bond is going to become a black tranny/pooner or the new bond girl will be a tranny. |
post-20139071 | WonderWino | 2024-12-22T00:51:43 | In other words they're debating on whether they can sell the idea of bond as a black, trans woman feminist who defeats a laughable buffoon of a villain that looks and acts not so subtly like trump and who always drinks troonshine martinis shaken not stirred, while cracking a few eggs in place of the usual bond girl
The... | |
post-20139126 | frozen_runner | frozen by the chilled ocean breeze | 2024-12-22T00:59:21 | So the woman who let Pheobe Waller-Bridge fuck up the Bond franchise with the last incarnation is the only person standing in the way of a black transbian James Bond? Oh God...
Vect said:
Are they really grooming half the voting public into larping as the rebellion in a space opera?
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They've been doin... |
post-20139138 | Dysnomia | Counting helicopters on a Saturday night | 2024-12-22T01:01:25 | Whatever they make is going to suck regardless. So arguing over in what way it will suck is pointless.
WonderWino said:
In other words they're debating on whether they can sell the idea of bond as a black, trans woman feminist who defeats a laughable buffoon of a villain that looks and acts not so subtly like trump and... |
post-20139173 | LifeAlert | foodjack | 2024-12-22T01:06:56 | Bond is a relic of a simpler time when you could have fun, over the top secret agent man movies. It was already long past stale in the 80s and the last movie that was any good was Goldeneye, everything after that was varying degrees of garbage. The DEI shit is stupid, but Amazon could make Bond a neo-nazi skinhead with... |
post-20139201 | Jimjamflimflam | 2024-12-22T01:12:30 | There's going to be a moment where Bond has to infiltrate in drag. And then a thousand articles about how Bond is a tranny icon.
They will never be happy until they destroy everything of the old world, recreate it and tell you thats how its always been. | |
post-20139238 | why42 | 2024-12-22T01:18:18 | Dr. Hannibal Buress said:
James bond isn't your traditional white hat "good guy"
he's a well controlled amoral sociopath on a government payroll with batman gadgets who loves banging whores.
The only reason he's "good" is because the people they send him to kill are hundreds of times worse.
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You sound... | |
post-20139246 | Nero Fiddled | 2024-12-22T01:20:18 | Seems to me that changing the Bond franchise into a philosophical, woke wankfest is going to be about as popular as changing Dr Who into a woman then a gay nigger was. | |
post-20139302 | The Mass Shooter Ron Soye | Shit nobody cares about Expert ✅ | 2024-12-22T01:30:43 | LifeAlert said:
Bond is a relic of a simpler time when you could have fun, over the top secret agent man movies. It was already long past stale in the 80s and the last movie that was any good was Goldeneye, everything after that was varying degrees of garbage. The DEI shit is stupid, but Amazon could make Bond a neo-na... |
post-20139332 | Vect | 2024-12-22T01:37:11 | Jimjamflimflam said:
There's going to be a moment where Bond has to infiltrate in drag. And then a thousand articles about how Bond is a tranny icon.
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You can always take solace in the fact that actual James Bond that people actually watched made his position on men in dresses clear: | |
post-20139358 | Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL | Anime avatar supremacist | 2024-12-22T01:42:11 | NOBODY WANTS THIS SHIT. NOBODY. That's why it inevitably bombs and they're forced to get their journoslime friends to whine about how Nazis are oppressing their woke movies. James Bond is a dude with a cool car, some neat guns and gadgets, who fucks a hot chick, who fights some crazy eccentric evil dude. That's it. Tha... |
post-20139369 | BulkForceFive | Half man, half machine... ALL MAN | 2024-12-22T01:44:08 | It must suck watching Amazon be given control over 'your' franchise, like watching a dog take your car for a drive. Nothing but disaster and sadness awaits. Also, I'm pleased that Barbs is sticking to her guns about Bond needing to be a man and "a Brit" (white) but I wonder if
she'd let a woman be the baddie. |
post-20139383 | Grub | 2024-12-22T01:46:50 | BlewberryNausea said:
Broccoli, who has had creative control over the "007" film franchise for over thirty years
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This got me thinking about Bond movies over the last 30 years and there's like one that's as good as the classic ones. GoldenEye was good. The rest of the Brosnan ones weren't awful but go... | |
post-20139398 | Hey Johnny Bravo | 2024-12-22T01:48:41 | James Bond is a tool of the British state. He stops bad people and is also bad himself. There's not much to understand, but the obvious issue is that Amazon is staffed with resentful shitbirds who cannot handle such simplicity. They wanted to do a Miss Moneypenny spin-off after acquiring MGM and James Bond? How fuc... | |
post-20139423 | Beautiful Border | Eyelids are like foreskins for your eyes | 2024-12-22T01:51:07 | Not that I would agree that Bond "isn't even a hero", but I do think it's a product of the culture of the 20th century and it doesn't really work nowadays. I think of Bond, I think of Sean Connery or Roger Moore. Sophisticated gentlemen who are also extremely proficient at killing. But that archetype embodied by the Ia... |
post-20139541 | The Ugly One | The private parts of a disappointed grape | 2024-12-22T02:08:57 | A movie with themes like "Trump bad" and "diversity good" could really break some new ground. |
post-20139549 | Danann | I hate humans. | 2024-12-22T02:10:15 | I admit, I like to think that they really,
really
want to make Bond a black guy just because they can and to piss off "the white racist fans" or something stupid, but if they did that, they would immediately lose the rights to the Bond series. But they also don't want to go through the effort of thinking of any good pl... |
post-20139573 | KingNothing | 2024-12-22T02:15:43 | Grub said:
Quantum of Solace
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Grub said:
It reminded me of a shitty made for TV movie
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I liked it, but I'm weird. Series got worse after that. | |
post-20139574 | kim foxx | pool's closed | 2024-12-22T02:15:43 | Hey Johnny Bravo said:
How fucking retarded do you have to be to fail at a James Bond movie?
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sounds to me that amazon bought the 007 IP to camp on as a prestige thing. they don't really want to make any james bond movies, they just want to
prevent james bond movies from being made. |
post-20139580 | Would | 2024-12-22T02:16:11 | Idiotron said:
a hot Bond girl
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You and I both know the best we'll get is Bree Larson or some troon.
This franchise being currently stillborn is the best case scenario it's got. | |
post-20139635 | Battlefield2142EU | 2024-12-22T02:24:07 | Pierce Brosnan the last good James Bond. | |
post-20139645 | MirrorNoir | Un, deux, trois, dit miroir noir | 2024-12-22T02:25:07 | FILTH Tourist said:
If we have writers like that then I would like them to adapt The Flashman Papers instead. (basically 1800s James Bond, but more racism, sexism, and comedy).
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The Wire's Dominic West been trying to get Flashman made into a movie for over a decade but the books are so politically inc... |
post-20139659 | TowinKarz | I Know Train-Fu | 2024-12-22T02:27:01 | Stuck in development Hell is a better fate than being released as a dreadful "reimagined" woke property.... |
post-20139679 | Hey Johnny Bravo | 2024-12-22T02:29:56 | kim foxx said:
sounds to me that amazon bought the 007 IP to camp on as a prestige thing. they don't really want to make any james bond movies, they just want to
prevent james bond movies from being made.
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It's a prestige spy thriller franchise and they wanted to do a Miss Moneypenny spin-off.
Miss Mo... | |
post-20139719 | The Mass Shooter Ron Soye | Shit nobody cares about Expert ✅ | 2024-12-22T02:35:09 | Grub said:
I didn't even realize Amazon bought up MGM. As kind of shitty James Bond has become over the last 30 years, I'll take that over all that godawful Amazon shit any day. Those ideas in the article sounded fucking awful and as much as that Broccoli lady's been kinda meh as a producer she's still a hell of a lot ... |
post-20139749 | Hey Johnny Bravo | 2024-12-22T02:39:56 | The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
I'm waiting to see what Amazon is going to inflict on
Stargate
(also one of
MGM's former crown jewels
).
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Wait... Amazon now owns
Stargate
? | |
post-20139799 | Grub | 2024-12-22T02:48:06 | The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
I'm dying to see what Amazon is going to inflict on
Stargate
(also one of
MGM's former crown jewels
).
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I was curious so I looked it up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer_films_(1990–1999)
App... | |
post-20139821 | The Mass Shooter Ron Soye | Shit nobody cares about Expert ✅ | 2024-12-22T02:53:00 | Grub said:
I was curious so I looked it up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer_films_(1990–1999)
Apparently they only had North American theatrical distribution rights to the Stargate movie and it was produced by Carolco Pictures, Le Studio Ca... |
post-20139842 | Spiny Rumples | 2024-12-22T02:55:13 | Diana Moon Glampers said:
Can't wait for Ellen Page to be the next 007 and to be told that's the new standard of masculinity.
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If - and it's a very big if - They go back to that old school masculinity, could be good. Imagine James Bond if he had his penis lost in the war. Way more civilian casualties,... | |
post-20139866 | Spoonge | Forget it Jake, it's Kiwi Farms | 2024-12-22T02:58:56 | Hitman One said:
I look forward to seeing goofy, incompetent Bond being rescued by a strong, intelligent, gay black woman.
Don't call it a grave - it's the future you chose.
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Apparently not since the lady in charge is absolutely refusing Amazons attempts to turn Bond woke.
30+ years would have had her... |
post-20139886 | TowinKarz | I Know Train-Fu | 2024-12-22T03:02:11 | Spiny Rumples said:
If - and it's a very big if - They go back to that old school masculinity, could be good. Imagine James Bond if he had his penis lost in the war. Way more civilian casualties, spy car the size of three blocks, constant misogyny and half of his money going into hookers. Every five minutes some charac... |
post-20139900 | Buttigieg2020 | Transport Secretary 2021 / President 2028? | 2024-12-22T03:04:27 | BlewberryNausea said:
Broccoli has fended off a variety of ideas within the industry that Bond could take on a different identity in terms of gender or race in upcoming films. But as the outlet reported,
she believes
the spy "should always be played by a man, and should always be played by a Brit."
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post-20139922 | Fanatical Pragmatist | Wanted dead or alive | 2024-12-22T03:09:00 | KingNothing said:
I liked it, but I'm weird. Series got worse after that.
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It hit all the right notes for me.
>Bond still being a capable intelligence-gathering asset
>Bond still being an active, self-driven protagonist
>Olga Kurylenko at her prime as the bond girl
>Car chase
>Plane chase
>Explosions
... |
post-20140120 | Troon Meet Noose | The craziest boy you ever seen | 2024-12-22T03:41:09 | Beautiful Border said:
. I think of Bond, I think of Sean Connery or Roger Moore. Sophisticated gentlemen who are also extremely proficient at killing.
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I don't know if you could call Connery sophisticated or Moore proficient at killing. Those guys were almost complete opposites of each other. Conner... |
post-20140182 | Miller | 2024-12-22T03:52:14 | BlewberryNausea said:
"’Elon Musk?’ she said to one friend. ‘I did that back in 1997.’" Broccoli was referencing the villain from that year’s 007 franchise, "Tomorrow Never Dies." The outlet described that villain as "a wealthy tycoon whose global media empire includes a satellite network."
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The villa... | |
post-20140204 | isalaide | has no gun and a bad lawyer | 2024-12-22T03:56:49 | Danann said:
I admit, I like to think that they really,
really
want to make Bond a black guy just because they can and to piss off "the white racist fans" or something stupid, but if they did that, they would immediately lose the rights to the Bond series. But they also don't want to go through the effort of thinking o... |
post-20140212 | HodgePodgeRogerDodger | Nick Rekieta has full blown AIDS. | 2024-12-22T03:58:46 | Bond's not heroic in the sense of what? That he's loyal to his country? That's the appeal. Even if the villain is an American, Russian, Half-German Half Chink Cyborg, Japanese, or a Dutch it's that Bond is serving his country. Bond was loyal to England and had no qualms about killing you if you were a threat. He was fa... |
post-20138760 | KingNothing | 2024-12-22T00:03:54 | gut instinct
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Working great, babe | |
post-20138837 | Idiotron | The last sane person on Earth | 2024-12-22T00:17:14 | Solid villain with an over the top plan, memorable henchmen with a good gimmick, some gadgets, a Bond car sequence, a hot Bond girl, punching and shooting, some convoluted plot that turns into schlock at the end.
This isn't that difficult.
Stop reinventing the wheel. |
post-20138847 | Agamemnon Busmalis | Seid Bereit! Immer Bereit! | 2024-12-22T00:18:59 | Lawd dem Rangz was utter dogshit so now Bezos needs Lawd dem Goldfingaz.
Does this dude need a lot of NOL carryovers after fucking up his entire life thanks to a prostitute? |
post-20138865 | AllieKat | Internet Hate Machine | 2024-12-22T00:21:35 | Infinity niggers is the future of Hollywood. Bond will be blacked and possibly trannified and YOU. WILL. LIKE. IT |
post-20138880 | Vect | 2024-12-22T00:25:04 | Broccoli "has complained that Amazon isn't a good home for Bond...
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So she saw their Rings of Power series then.
Elon Musk
is a "shadow" president, taking the reins from President-elect Donald Trump.
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Making him sound cooler than he is ain't helping your case.
Are they really groomin... | |
post-20138904 | mindlessobserver | 2024-12-22T00:28:06 | Bond movies are not meant to say anything profound or be a vehicle for political messaging. They are about a bad ass dude fucking sexy women, driving sexy cars, and shooting sexy guns. The "story" is just the vehicle for delivering these three things.
Case in point, Ninja's rappelling into a secret base built into a vo... | |
post-20138923 | Count Grishnackh | Banned | 2024-12-22T00:31:26 | Pussy getting, bad mofo, white men are banned from Hollyweird screens. |
post-20138928 | FILTH Tourist | Failed in Life? Try Hell. | 2024-12-22T00:32:41 | Idiotron said:
Solid villain with an over the top plan, memorable henchmen with a good gimmick, some gadgets, a Bond car sequence, a hot Bond girl, punching and shooting, some convoluted plot that turns into schlock at the end.
This isn't that difficult.
Stop reinventing the wheel.
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Don't forget the f... |
post-20138938 | MadStan | 2024-12-22T00:34:26 | Go back to the Sean Connery days, and we get a more relaxed film, takes a little longer to get there, less action, more talk, more build, more charisma, more charm and villains that are awesome. And set design to knock an architect dead in his tracks.
I like Daniel Craig but beyond the first installment, I was sort of... | |
post-20138939 | KingNothing | 2024-12-22T00:34:30 | vidrel | |
post-20138946 | an retard | Give me $1000. | 2024-12-22T00:35:20 | I feel like this was the inevitable endpoint. A character like Bond whose whole character is simply a suave British guy who is just cool and gets pussy is going to invariably be at odds with how modern entertainment is written. I'm just glad the rights are with someone who understands this too, it would kind of suck fo... |
post-20138948 | mindlessobserver | 2024-12-22T00:35:37 | FILTH Tourist said:
007 is the ultimate male power fantasy, just make it a period piece set in the Cold War and have fun with it. Having negative T libshit writers try to breakdown the "toxicity" of Bond and tie it into modern day politics will only destroy the franchise.
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It doesn't even have to be t... | |
post-20138949 | Blewberry Nausea | For hate’s sake I spit my last shitpost at thee. | 2024-12-22T00:35:37 | Just a reminder of what they were going for with the last guy. |
post-20138954 | Dr. Hannibal Buress | Dr. of Niggerology Phd | 2024-12-22T00:36:08 | James bond isn't your traditional white hat "good guy"
he's a well controlled amoral sociopath on a government payroll with batman gadgets who loves banging whores.
The only reason he's "good" is because the people they send him to kill are hundreds of times worse. |
post-20138976 | FILTH Tourist | Failed in Life? Try Hell. | 2024-12-22T00:39:19 | mindlessobserver said:
But that would require the writers to not be insufferable faggots about the British Empire. Honestly I feel like they could have way more fun with the 19th century. The world was alot bigger back then.
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If we have writers like that then I would like them to adapt The Flashman Pa... |
post-20138979 | The Hardest R | Dem Oppressive Ceiling Birds | 2024-12-22T00:39:51 | I’d rather they not make another Bond flick if this is how the future of the franchise is going to be. |
post-20138983 | General Emílio Médici | Architect of the Brazilian Miracle | 2024-12-22T00:40:34 | BlewberryNausea said:
"These people are f— idiots," Broccoli has reportedly told her friends about Amazon executives.
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It's that simple. Good to see this woman has her head in the right place.
mindlessobserver said:
Case in point, Ninja's rappelling into a secret base built into a volcano while shit i... |
post-20138991 | KingNothing | 2024-12-22T00:41:27 | FILTH Tourist said:
If we have writers like that then I would like them to adapt The Flashman Papers instead. (basically 1800s James Bond, but more racism, sexism, and comedy).
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Casting is key also. I didn't buy Malcolm McDowell in the role. | |
post-20139012 | Hitman One | Above you flies the Wings of Theve | 2024-12-22T00:44:32 | I look forward to seeing goofy, incompetent Bond being rescued by a strong, intelligent, gay black woman.
Don't call it a grave - it's the future you chose. |
post-20140245 | Derrick | 2024-12-22T04:04:43 | Battlefield2142EU said:
Pierce Brosnan the last good James Bond.
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>Pierce Brosnan
>good
Timothy Dalton would like a word with you about that. Honestly I never liked the Pierce Brosnan/Roger Moore types who turned Bond into a comedy. I don't understand how people could go to see a spy thriller and the... | |
post-20140259 | isalaide | has no gun and a bad lawyer | 2024-12-22T04:06:31 | Derrick said:
>Pierce Brosnan
>good
Timothy Dalton would like a word with you about that. Honestly I never liked the Pierce Brosnan/Roger Moore types who turned Bond into a comedy. I don't understand how people could go to see a spy thriller and then watch a guy surf on a tsunami (Brosnan) or a lazer battle in space (... |
post-20140289 | Troon Meet Noose | The craziest boy you ever seen | 2024-12-22T04:10:39 | isalaide said:
Long standing rumour is that Barbara wanted idris Elba for Bond but was also aware that American audiences would never go for a black Bond. Shame. He would have been great.
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Elba would have been amazing but he's too old now. |
post-20140335 | Derrick | 2024-12-22T04:20:20 | isalaide said:
Brosnan is known to have been Barbara's favourite Bond. Supposedly the reason she is interested in Mescal.
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Now I understand "different strokes for different folks" and all that but honestly the Roger Moore/Pierce Brosnan model of Bond, a cool suave guy basically superman who just charm... | |
post-20140417 | isalaide | has no gun and a bad lawyer | 2024-12-22T04:34:41 | Derrick said:
so different from Ian Fleming's vision of Bond I don't understand how you can like it, not to mention it's not very realistic.
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I have been a fan of Bond
films
all my life. I don't like the books and Fleming's vision of Bond, whilst of course the canon one, does not entertain me. Retvrn ... |
post-20140495 | Grub | 2024-12-22T04:53:54 | The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
I was thinking of the franchise as a whole. Stargate SG-1 + Atlantis + Universe + some direct-to-video SG-1 films is a lot more than the original film.
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I didn't realize that was all MGM too. I never got super into Stargate. I liked the movie and I watched a little bit ... | |
post-20140537 | Derrick | 2024-12-22T05:02:56 | isalaide said:
Retvrn to Book is definitely a way they can go with the next Bond, but that's not for me.
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Honestly I'm not 100% sure they should keep it going, you never want to beat a dead horse or run something completely into the ground. They already ended the original series when they brought in C... |
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