Source: Oh, that was too close...

Target: To bylo blízko!


Source: Burn those motherfuckers! Yeah, Tombstone retrieved the intel.And...?

Target: Usmaž ty hajzly!


Source: The Russians would be loyal to Admiral Cheng.

Target: Rusové budou loajální vůči admirálu Čangovi.


Source: Confirms our report from an asset in China.

Target: - To potvrzuje hlášení od našeho kontaktu v Číně.


Source: So, Staff Sergeant Dunn was KIA for... somethin' we already knew.

Target: Takže seržant Dunn byl zabit v boji kvůli něčemu, co jsme už věděli?


Source: You have your orders, Captain.

Target: - Máte své rozkazy, kapitáne.


Source: Steamin' towards east coast to China.

Target: Míříme plnou rychlostí k východnímu pobřeží Číny.


Source: tet te ty 6u jt ut r y uk teu hjg k

Target: Populární kapela R&amp;B se nedávno vrátila z úspěšného turné, kde hráli ve třech městech pro při nejmenším 120 000 lidí.


Source: Kendimi şanslı hissettiğim günlerden bir gün... [kapı açılır] ..Yaşlı bir adam kafeye gelip kendisine büyük boy kahve istedi. Kahve dökülür]

Target: Kendimi şanslı hissettiğim günlerden bir gün,.. ... ..yaşlı bir adam kafeye gelip kendisine büyük boy filtre kahve sipariş verdi. ..


Source: Kibarca bekledi, gülümsedi ve parasını ödedi

Target: Kibarca bekledi,gülümsedi ve parasını ödedi.


Source: Hatta bahşiş bıraktı.

Target: Hatta bahşiş bile bıraktı.


Source: Neden dikkatimi çekti bilmiyorum... Ama kapıya yaklaştığında bir kaç şeker paketi cebine indirdi... ...Sonra birkaç tane daha aldı.

Target: Neden dikkatimi çekti bilmiyorum... ..ama kapıya yaklaştı bir kaç şekeri cebine indirdi.. ..sonra biraz daha.


Source: Başta çok fazla olduğunu düşünmedim, lakin ertesi gün tekrar geldiğinde, [Kapı açılır] yine siparişini verdi, bekleyip bahşiş bıraktı ve yine aynısını yaptı.. üçüncü gün yine aynı şeyi yaptı.

Target: Başta çok fazla olduğunu düşünmedim, ama ertesi gün tekrar geldiğinde, yine siparişini verdi,bekleyip bahşiş bıraktı ve şekerlerden aldı.. üçüncü gün yine aynı şeyi yaptı.


Source: {[kapı açılır] bilmememe rağmen sordum..

Target: İmali bir şekilde..


Source: " kahvenize biraz şeker istermiydiniz? sade istiyorum dedi.. gülümseyip bahşiş bıraktı . gidişini seyrederken... ..

Target: "Kahvenize şeker alırmıydınız?" diye sordum "Sade istiyorum" dedi. Gülümsedi, bahşiş bırakıp göz kırptı. gidişini seyrederken.. ..adam üç tane şeker alıp ceketine koydu.


Source: Şekerleri niye aldığına bir türlü anlam veremedim.

Target: Şekerleri niye aldığını bir türlü anlam veremiyordum.


Source: ya da sadece fareleri beslemek için.. Çürüklerini test etmek için.

Target: Belki fareler üstünden diş çürüğü deneyi yapmak için.


Source: Bu adam hakında düşündükçe düşündüm.

Target: Adam hakkında düşündüm durdum


Source: Sabrım sonundayım. Sonunda bu şeker hırsızıyla yüzleşmeye karar verdim.

Target: En sonunda dayanamadım ve bu şeker hırsızıyla yüzleşmeye karar verdim.


Source: Ertesi gün adam geldiğinde, [Kapı çalınır] Gözleri de biraz kızarıktı

Target: Ertesi gün, adam geldiğinde ... gözleri biraz kızarmıştı.


Source: Konuşması için beklemedim, geldiğim gibi de cıkaçağımı söyledim,

Target: Onun konuşmaya başlamasını beklemeden,


Source: Gerçek bir Plain kahvesi mi?

Target: "Sade kahve değil mi?


Source: Süt ve ya krema değil. başını salladı ve gözleri hallen şişti.

Target: Sütsüz, kremasız." Başını salladı.Gözler hala şişti.


Source: Suçluluk duygusuyla gözlerim gözlerim yaşardı .

Target: Kendimi suçlu hissettim ve gözlerim doldu,


Source: Utançtan zor yutkundum. Titreyen sesimle ancak yaşlı adamın ismini sorabildim.

Target: Utançtan zor yutkundum.. ..ve titreyen sesimle sadece yaşlı adamın adını sorabildim.


Source: "Grimes." dedi. yorgun gözünü kırptı ve birazda bahşiş bıraktı.

Target: "Grimes"dedi. Yorgun gözünü kırptı ve bahşiş bıraktı.


Source: Birkaç tane şekeri de alarak dükkandan çıktı.

Target: Avucundaki bir kaç şekerle kafeden gitti.


Source: sonraki gün koyu kahvesini istemeye gelmedi, [Kapı çalınır] Belki de iyi olduğunu düşünüyordum lakin onun göz kırpmasını özlüyordum. sonraki gün de gelmedi.

Target: Ertesi gün acı kahvesini almaya gelmediğinde, .. iyi olduğunu düşünmüştüm ama o tatlı göz kırpmasını özlemiştim.


Source: [Kapı açılır] Daha sonraki günlerde de... [kapı açılır]

Target: Ertesi gün de gelmemişti.. ... ..diğer gün de.. ...


Source: Kalbimin derinliklerinde büyük derin kaygılar duyuyordu .

Target: İçimde kocaman bir boşluk vardı.


Source: The Times'ta görünceye kadar 14 gün geçmişti. (Kağıt hışırtısı)

Target: Gazetede onu görünceye kadar on dört gün geçmişti.. ..


Source: 50 yaşında bir marangoz, üç çocuk babası Sevgili eşi Marie'den sadece iki hafta sonra hayata gözlerini yumar.

Target: 50 yaşında marangoz, ..üç çocuk babası.. ... sevgili eşi öldükten iki hafta sonra vefat etti.


Source: Böyle bir günde hikaye anlatmanın garip olduğunu biliyorum,

Target: Bugün böyle bir hikaye anlatmamım tuhaf olduğunun farkındayım.


Source: Ama sanırım söyleyecek söz bulamamamı ifade ediyor.

Target: Galiba bu söyleyecek bir söz bulamamamı ifade ediyor.


Source: Oh her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining

Target: Ó její oči, její oči Donutí hvězdy vypadat jako že nezáří


Source: Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying

Target: Její vlasy, její vlasy Tak dokonalé, bez jakéhokoliv její snahy


Source: She's so beautiful and I tell her every day

Target: Je tak nádherná Říkám jí to každý den


Source: Yeah I know, I know when I compliment her she wont believe me

Target: Jé, vím, vím Že když jí skládám komplimenty Tak mi nechce věřit


Source: When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change

Target: Když vidím tvou tvář Není tu nic co bych změnil


Source: 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are

Target: Protože jsi úžasná Přesně tak, jak jsi


Source: And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for a while

Target: A když se usměješ celý svět se zastaví a zírá


Source: 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are

Target: Protože, holka, ty jsi úžasná Přesně tak jak jsi


Source: Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she'd let me

Target: Její rty, její rty Mohl bych je líbat celý den, kdyby mě nechala


Source: Her laugh, her laugh she hates but I think its so sexy

Target: Její smích, její smích Nesnáší ho, ale myslím si, že je sexy


Source: She's so beautiful and I tell her every day

Target: Je tak nádherná Říkám to každý den


Source: You know, you know, you know I'd never ask you to change

Target: Ó, ty víš, ty víš, ty víš Že bych nikdy nechtěl, abys něco změnila


Source: If perfect is what you're searching for then just stay the same

Target: Pokud je dokonalost to co chceš Tak zústaň taková, jaká jsi teď


Source: So don't even bother asking If you look okay, you know I say

Target: Takže se neobtěžuj ptaním Jestli vypadáš dobře Protože víš, že řeknu


Source: 'Cause you're amazing, just the way you are

Target: Protože jsi úžasná Přesně tak, jak jsi


Source: And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while

Target: A když se usměješ celý svět se zastaví a zírá


Source: 'Cause girl you're amazing, just the way you are

Target: Protože, holka, ty jsi úžasná Přesně tak jak jsi


Source: The way you are, the way you are

Target: Taková, jaká jsi Taková, jaká jsi


Source: Girl you're amazing just the way you are

Target: Holka, ty jsi úžasná Přesně taková, jaká jsi


Source: 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeh subtitled by Murat YILDIRIM

Target: Protože, holka, ty jsi úžasná Přesně tak, jaká jsi


Source: O Frani finalmente atualizou o DiscordSRV, então os stats não bugam mais na legenda do tópico e deu uma aliviada no TPS global. Bom, a única parte que importa é todos seguindo as #regras que eu fiz. Meu Führer...

Target: Pravicová a zdánliváě apolitická část literární obce za podpory težkého dělostřelectva týdeníku Respekt podnikla protiofenzívu proti partyzánským skupinám sdruženým kolem levicových časopisů A2, A2lrm a Deník Referendum. kama


Source: - 7 out of 10, have you managed so far.

Target: - I have responded and took a wild shot.


Source: - I just have to chew up.

Target: Wild and crazy.


Source: - A little fish like consistency.

Target: 108 00:15:10,015 --&amp;gt; 00:15:12,024 Wild and crazy, I was too.


Source: - That's exactly right.

Target: And the correct answer is fact.


Source: You have now managed 5 of 10 foods.

Target: 110 00:15:23,058 --&amp;gt; 00:15:34,074 And that means Didrik winning the quiz.


Source: - Alexander has written "kjeonnsvorter" (genital warts) - We hope that we do not get that one.

Target: 111 00:15:34,074 --&amp;gt; 00:15:39,088 - Congratulations, awesome.


Source: - Alexander, Didrik was quite ram on this.

Target: - Thanks, it was a hard battle.


Source: - Yes, he is very clever.

Target: 112 00:15:39,088 --&amp;gt; 00:15:44,048 - It was a hard game, you play a lot of cardgames?


Source: - All right boys, are you ready?

Target: - I'm good in mustaches.


Source: - Am I on the right place?

Target: 115 00:15:56,031 --&amp;gt; 00:16:03,089 We go to exercise No.


Source: - An ace in the arm.

Target: 119 00:16:18,013 --&amp;gt; 00:16:23,047 Place names are not allowed and there it has to be a Norwegian word.


Source: - If so, we have chosen the perfect one, if we need him.

Target: And the first one to 5 points wins.


Source: - And which one of you has the best taste, buds, really?

Target: 121 00:16:30,064 --&amp;gt; 00:16:37,025 Do you know what?


Source: - Are you ready?

Target: 122 00:16:37,025 --&amp;gt; 00:16:43,022 So, then it is you Alexander, exciting.


Source: - Yes, I'm ready.

Target: - I go for it.


Source: - Yes, good!

Target: Very good.


Source: - But you go for it?

Target: 134 00:18:21,061 --&amp;gt; 00:18:29,032 It was slightly less than the first one.


Source: - This goes fast.

Target: It was smart Alexander.


Source: You've made 5 of 10.

Target: 137 00:18:40,097 --&amp;gt; 00:18:44,056 - Thank you.


Source: - That's right.

Target: - No, let's hope we do not.


Source: - Thanks, it was a hard battle.

Target: 139 00:18:53,076 --&amp;gt; 00:18:57,093 - Huh!


Source: - Did you like to go to school?

Target: - Think simple!


Source: - Yes, I did, I was very fond of breaks and stuff.

Target: 14 00:03:49,097 --&amp;gt; 00:04:01,003 This year, his buddy Didrik Solli-Tangen took over the baton and won the national Eurovision Song Contest with his captivating voice.


Source: - Didrik, you are truly in a good run now.

Target: 140 00:18:57,093 --&amp;gt; 00:19:01,026 I think very rare, and when I think it is very simple.


Source: - It is unfortunately wrong, because it's caviar.

Target: 144 00:19:12,029 --&amp;gt; 00:19:16,069 We have done that.


Source: - Do you think you will make it?

Target: 145 00:19:16,069 --&amp;gt; 00:19:28,000 - Kjetil has written "kukken" (cock) - Yes, it's just a word for what we use to pee with.


Source: - Good luck, Didrik.

Target: 147 00:19:38,038 --&amp;gt; 00:19:41,009 I tried to avoid that one.


Source: - Granny and the eight kids, Tuppen and Lillemor, Granny.. - Well, Kjetil you are onto it, but I can't accept this.

Target: 150 00:20:13,089 --&amp;gt; 00:20:15,003 - Have both typed in a word?


Source: - No, here is something very wrong.

Target: 151 00:20:15,003 --&amp;gt; 00:20:19,006 - Then just press enter.


Source: - Have both typed in a word?

Target: - I have done.


Source: - He is certainly is the best cook.

Target: 153 00:20:32,092 --&amp;gt; 00:20:45,043 Alexander has written "hudpleie" ( skin care) and that gave 288,000 hits.


Source: - We go for it and I try again.

Target: That means Alexander, that if you take the next, you've won this exercise.


Source: - Loves to climb, our monkey.

Target: - No, here is something very wrong.


Source: - Here comes the next word and it's "ku" (cow) - Think simple, Alex!

Target: 157 00:21:06,007 --&amp;gt; 00:21:09,068 - I'm ready.


Source: - Here is number 7.

Target: - Then just press enter.


Source: - He's too good.

Target: 158 00:21:09,068 --&amp;gt; 00:21:13,083 Okay.


Source: - Honey.

Target: Kjetil has "filmskjerm" (movie screen).


Source: - It is absolutely correct.

Target: That can be exciting.


Source: He is quick on this.

Target: It gave about 1440 hits.


Source: - Think simple!

Target: It was quite an entrance I have to say.


Source: - And you then?

Target: 162 00:21:48,085 --&amp;gt; 00:22:00,000 Congratulations Alexander!


Source: - I had no chance on this.

Target: 163 00:23:39,000 --&amp;gt; 00:23:48,094 Welcome back to "Who can beat Aamodt and Kjus".


Source: - Here is the next voice.

Target: Tonight it is the Eurovision Stars Alexander Rybak and Didrik Solli Tangen who tries to beat them.


Source: - I have responded and took a wild shot.

Target: After the third competition, they are in the lead 5 -1.


Source: - I have to prove that I can be good in something too.

Target: 166 00:24:06,044 --&amp;gt; 00:24:09,000 "Pedal boat" 167 00:24:09,000 --&amp;gt; 00:24:17,062 Pedal boat is something I see as a holiday toy, but this is a serious and hard competition.


Source: - I hope you are doing fine.

Target: The boat is tied to a rubber band that gets tighter the further the competitors get.


Source: - I remind you that this is a family program, so...

Target: 17 00:04:51,005 --&amp;gt; 00:04:57,069 We have to work a bit with the image.


Source: - I know it.

Target: Get a more tough image.


Source: - I start at 1 meter?

Target: 171 00:24:37,002 --&amp;gt; 00:24:38,050 Good luck!


Source: - I think I have a hunch...

Target: These two guys have a lot of muscles after training hard all those years.


Source: - Well, I have 5 people in mind.

Target: 173 00:24:45,078 --&amp;gt; 00:24:53,089 But they should be aware of that big muscles get sour quickly when tired.


Source: - I think actually that we have come to the tomato.

Target: They find their places and now they are ready!


Source: You have now managed 2 of 10 foods.

Target: 175 00:24:59,000 --&amp;gt; 00:25:01,053 - Are you ready?


Source: - We are so old that we almost do not know what this is at all...

Target: 176 00:25:01,053 --&amp;gt; 00:25:04,080 - Ready, steady, go!


Source: - I think we can.

Target: 177 00:25:04,080 --&amp;gt; 00:25:21,099 At the beginning this looks good, but it gets harder.


Source: Hey, there is a speed limitation for that boat.

Target: The rubber band gets tighter and the muscles get sour.


Source: - No, but I think Kjusern (nickname) will try this one anyway.

Target: 179 00:25:26,091 --&amp;gt; 00:25:33,056 The boat is drifting, they must try once more.


Source: - I'll take them off for you.

Target: But maybe they lost their power.


Source: - Then just press enter.

Target: No, it's too hard, they did not get any further.


Source: - Is this it?

Target: - Times out?


Source: - Is this the next one?

Target: 185 00:26:23,018 --&amp;gt; 00:26:26,041 - Well, you have to beat 14.7 meters, what do you think?


Source: - This is the next one.

Target: - Oh, God.


Source: - It remains to be seen.

Target: 186 00:26:26,041 --&amp;gt; 00:26:28,096 - We saw that they pushed hard from the start.


Source: - It was a hard game, you play a lot of cardgames?

Target: 187 00:26:28,096 --&amp;gt; 00:26:33,088 - I think we can.


Source: - It was dry, have to say chicken about this on this.

Target: 188 00:26:33,088 --&amp;gt; 00:26:38,087 If we think about the physics, well, we'll see, maybe laws of physics can beat muscle power?


Source: - Chicken is correct, congratulations.

Target: 189 00:26:38,087 --&amp;gt; 00:26:44,066 I think we should rise up and leave the seats too.


Source: - It was very even but you did not win?

Target: That was a smart thing you did.


Source: - No, we did not.

Target: So the tactic is to relax a bit at first.


Source: - Jan Fredrik Karlsen.

Target: 191 00:26:47,047 --&amp;gt; 00:26:50,079 Thank you.


Source: We have a draw, 3-3.

Target: 193 00:27:00,046 --&amp;gt; 00:27:02,061 Remember, feet in the middle.


Source: - KU is quite - - Then just press enter.

Target: 194 00:27:02,061 --&amp;gt; 00:27:06,003 Ready Steady go!


Source: - Kjetil has written "kukken" (cock) - Yes, it's just a word for what we use to pee with.

Target: 195 00:27:06,003 --&amp;gt; 00:27:21,036 These guys are ready to beat 14.7.


Source: - Kjetil, congratulations.

Target: Well they reached 14.5 meters.


Source: - Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.

Target: And we wait for the next try.


Source: - Good Caviar Rally, very good.

Target: 197 00:27:35,018 --&amp;gt; 00:27:44,078 They too have trouble with going backwards.


Source: - Lasse Kjus, are you ready?

Target: 198 00:27:44,078 --&amp;gt; 00:27:59,045 So, the next try.


Source: - I'm ready.

Target: With full intensity and good try!


Source: - Lasse has a good arm for throwing.

Target: 199 00:27:59,045 --&amp;gt; 00:28:06,080 But they missed again.


Source: - Okay, I'll do it.

Target: 20 00:05:13,036 --&amp;gt; 00:05:16,081 - An ace in the arm.


Source: - Yes.

Target: 200 00:28:06,080 --&amp;gt; 00:28:11,086 Yes, good!


Source: - Mayonnaise, no, but it's mayonnaise in this.

Target: 202 00:28:24,000 --&amp;gt; 00:28:29,028 Then we don't have to pack our bags.


Source: - Have you given the answer?

Target: Boys you did well.. 203 00:28:29,028 --&amp;gt; 00:28:33,004 Alexander, how are your legs?


Source: - Geography is my strongest subject.

Target: 204 00:28:38,056 --&amp;gt; 00:28:43,084 - So you had more in?


Source: - Moscow is located further north than Oslo.

Target: - Alex, this is not what I want to hear now.


Source: - New fight, Didrik.

Target: 205 00:28:43,084 --&amp;gt; 00:28:51,019 - Was it harder then you thought?


Source: - No need to despair, this exercise gave just one point.

Target: 206 00:28:51,019 --&amp;gt; 00:28:59,004 You don't want to give in, you want to win, and when we started going backwards I was denying that, I wanted to move forward.


Source: - The most important point.

Target: 207 00:28:59,004 --&amp;gt; 00:29:00,016 Very good effort.


Source: - No, it is like this.

Target: 210 00:29:13,082 --&amp;gt; 00:29:22,013 We're going inside to the quiz-table and the next competition.


Source: - No, my god it's honey.

Target: 215 00:29:47,072 --&amp;gt; 00:29:50,006 - So you'll try.


Source: - Of course, it is honey.

Target: - Yes.


Source: - No, no, I think not.

Target: 216 00:29:50,006 --&amp;gt; 00:29:57,078 And what about you?


Source: - I can not use motorized vehicles.

Target: It is Kjetil who is the gossip magazine guy, but who will you put into the fire?


Source: - No, that was smart.

Target: 217 00:29:57,078 --&amp;gt; 00:30:00,090 We have to use Kjetil for this.


Source: - This is completely wrong.

Target: 218 00:30:00,090 --&amp;gt; 00:30:14,063 OK.


Source: - No, this is...

Target: Then we have Alexander versus Kjetil, and the others can sit down.


Source: - North America's northernmost settlement called Grise Fiord.

Target: 22 00:05:24,008 --&amp;gt; 00:05:27,023 But we will come back to if it becomes relevant.


Source: We'll go on.

Target: 222 00:30:30,084 --&amp;gt; 00:30:33,065 - Are you ready?


Source: Here is the next voice.

Target: - Yes, I'm ready.


Source: - Shall we continue like this?

Target: 223 00:30:33,065 --&amp;gt; 00:30:39,028 Here is the first voice.


Source: - He got it.

Target: And 1-0 to Alexander.


Source: - Okay, Lasse, you are defending your honor.

Target: 226 00:30:46,088 --&amp;gt; 00:30:52,039 - I had no chance on this.


Source: The others can sit down.

Target: - Here is the next voice.


Source: - Good luck.

Target: 227 00:30:52,039 --&amp;gt; 00:30:53,085 Mia Gundersen.


Source: - Okay, Lasse, you can come with me.

Target: 228 00:30:53,085 --&amp;gt; 00:30:58,079 Sorry, that is wrong, it was Ingrid Espelid Hovig, the point goes to Kjetil.


Source: It is now in question.

Target: 230 00:31:02,044 --&amp;gt; 00:31:09,027 OK.


Source: - Can you do one more, you have actually won this exercise.

Target: Here is the next voice.


Source: - Ready, steady, go!

Target: 231 00:31:09,027 --&amp;gt; 00:31:11,077 Alexander was first.


Source: - Correct.

Target: George Bush.


Source: You have now managed 6 of 10 it is awesome, Didrik.

Target: 233 00:31:14,060 --&amp;gt; 00:31:18,010 - No, it was unfortunately Bill Clinton.


Source: - Siv Jensen (right wing politician) - That is right.

Target: - Bill Clinton, ah no!


Source: - Slow and controlled.

Target: You had it, Bill Clinton and George Bush have very similar voices.


Source: - And that means they go to 3 meters.

Target: 235 00:31:22,058 --&amp;gt; 00:31:25,025 Well, they both speak American.


Source: - So you had more in?

Target: Kjetil ,you are in the lead 2-1.


Source: - Alex, this is not what I want to hear now.

Target: 237 00:31:32,017 --&amp;gt; 00:31:38,058 You have very good aural skills, but it is nice that you also have a touch of Alzheimer, that helps me get points.


Source: - Take some water, Didrik.

Target: Thank you.


Source: Ups, is it allowed to say?

Target: 239 00:31:42,088 --&amp;gt; 00:31:47,091 - OK.


Source: - Yes, it's allowed to say.

Target: We'll go on.


Source: - Thank you for your trust.

Target: Here is the next voice.


Source: - And suddenly Finken is here.

Target: - Shall we continue like this?


Source: We hope we do not get it.

Target: - Well, I have 5 people in mind.


Source: - Can I take off the glasses?

Target: 245 00:32:38,008 --&amp;gt; 00:32:43,015 I recognized that Whisky voice.


Source: - That's good, Lasse!

Target: There is a touch of Whisky in it, isn't it?


Source: Didrik is entering now.

Target: OK, let's continue, the next voice.


Source: - The ball hit the floor before he caught it.

Target: 247 00:32:50,099 --&amp;gt; 00:32:57,095 - Jan Fredrik Karlsen.


Source: - It is not approved Alexander.

Target: - Absolutely right.


Source: - Then just press enter.

Target: We have a draw, 3-3.


Source: - I have done.

Target: 248 00:32:57,095 --&amp;gt; 00:33:09,071 OK.


Source: - Then you have 5 seconds to come up with the answer.

Target: Here is the next voice.


Source: - This will be exciting, good luck.

Target: So sharpen your ears.


Source: - Time is out!

Target: 254 00:33:34,058 --&amp;gt; 00:33:52,060 Sorry that is wrong.


Source: - Times out?

Target: It was Leif Juster (funny old comedy actor).


Source: - Tomato?

Target: And Kjetil wins the quiz.


Source: - Completely correct.

Target: 255 00:33:52,060 --&amp;gt; 00:33:56,070 - Kjetil, congratulations.


Source: That I do not need even try to eat, it's eggs.

Target: 256 00:33:56,070 --&amp;gt; 00:34:00,092 - Wasn't it fun to meet someone more trigger happy than you?


Source: - That's exactly right.

Target: - He was very fast.


Source: - Was it harder then you thought?

Target: 257 00:34:00,092 --&amp;gt; 00:34:03,082 - Yes, you were quick.


Source: - He was very fast.

Target: 259 00:34:06,003 --&amp;gt; 34:16:38,000 Well, Kjetil listens, and gets 5 points.


Source: - We saw that they pushed hard from the start.

Target: So the score is 10-5.


Source: - We've probably lost all of jokes or facts so far.

Target: 26 00:05:49,089 --&amp;gt; 00:05:54,042 Yes, Henriette, a participant from each team go with a pallet truck with a box on.


Source: - Well, then it's time to get ready.

Target: 264 00:34:45,063 --&amp;gt; 00:34:47,084 - Do I really?


Source: - That's all right.

Target: - Yes.


Source: - Well, you got 7 points in this competition.

Target: 265 00:34:47,084 --&amp;gt; 00:34:50,079 - It remains to be seen.


Source: - Oh, great!

Target: - You look ready, that is good.


Source: - Well, you have to beat 14.7 meters, what do you think?

Target: 266 00:34:50,079 --&amp;gt; 00:34:52,019 Very ready.


Source: It's fish balls.

Target: - He loves to climb.


Source: - What do you have to say to your teammate?

Target: 269 00:34:57,039 --&amp;gt; 00:34:59,093 - Heavy butt.


Source: - He was absolutely fantastic, and so effective.

Target: - Loves to climb, our monkey.


Source: - He loves to climb.

Target: Then they will use their mini excavator to burst six balloons.


Source: - Which one of you will do it?

Target: 270 00:34:59,093 --&amp;gt; 00:35:01,051 Heavy butt?


Source: - We go for Didrik.

Target: That is not an advantage?


Source: - Yes, Kjetil?

Target: 271 00:35:01,051 --&amp;gt; 00:35:09,030 No, we'll see.


Source: - You have to throw hard and high.

Target: Didrik has shown himself as a versatile person, so I am a bit excited about this.


Source: Go and get ready.

Target: 274 00:35:22,065 --&amp;gt; 00:35:32,015 I play with Lego by myself.


Source: - And Lasse is ready from 1 meter.

Target: I have a room where I have Lego covering the whole floor, so I am enjoying myself playing with Lego.


Source: - Yes, boys.

Target: 275 00:35:32,015 --&amp;gt; 00:35:34,077 Oh, so nice.


Source: It was quite an entrance I have to say.

Target: Yes, you are a big kid so... 276 00:35:34,077 --&amp;gt; 00:35:38,013 This is like Christmas eve for me, getting to play with these huge Lego bricks.


Source: - Thank you, I'm exhausted already.

Target: 277 00:35:38,013 --&amp;gt; 00:35:41,019 - You have 3 minutes, are you ready?


Source: - Yes absolutely, I feel light-footed today.

Target: 278 00:35:41,019 --&amp;gt; 00:35:50,023 OK, ready, steady, go!


Source: - Yes, it's me to be "in the fire".

Target: 279 00:35:50,023 --&amp;gt; 00:35:56,060 The boys are ready to start this difficult task.


Source: - Good, Okay.

Target: We see the foundation is set already.


Source: - Didrik would have managed, but we have someone even better.

Target: 283 00:36:22,080 --&amp;gt; 00:36:47,000 Lasse is 1 meter over the ground already.


Source: - Okey.

Target: Start climbing, Didrik.


Source: - You are in the lead on pure luck.

Target: 284 00:36:47,000 --&amp;gt; 00:37:00,019 Two minutes to go.


Source: - Yes , just luck and that is nice.

Target: 285 00:37:00,019 --&amp;gt; 00:37:16,059 Breathe easy!


Source: - You are on a run now.

Target: - This is completely wrong.


Source: - Should I just go on?

Target: 287 00:37:19,028 --&amp;gt; 00:37:49,018 No it is not, you're thinking right, Didrik.


Source: - You can take off your glasses.

Target: 288 00:37:49,018 --&amp;gt; 00:37:51,046 Very good, Didrik, slow motions.


Source: - No, you must wear glasses the rest of the evening.

Target: 289 00:37:51,046 --&amp;gt; 00:39:01,000 Just keep it calm, Lasse, you don't need to get any higher, I think it is high enough.


Source: - You have to have it in mind before you write the word.

Target: 291 00:39:09,055 --&amp;gt; 00:39:12,080 You said you had problems with your balance, but that did not show.


Source: - You should have it in mind before you say "KU".

Target: 292 00:39:12,080 --&amp;gt; 00:39:21,000 - No, I am very pleased.


Source: - You have?

Target: But Didrik, what were you thinking about?


Source: - I did not even know what it is, "How many?"

Target: It was a catastrophe.


Source: How many states are there in U.S.?

Target: 296 00:39:38,086 --&amp;gt; 00:39:48,000 Then you can follow me outside, we're going for the heights again in a very hard competition.


Source: A bit short in the arms and thick stomach, I won't manage to reach around.

Target: 297 00:39:48,000 --&amp;gt; 00:39:52,089 "Elevator buddy" 298 00:39:52,089 --&amp;gt; 00:39:56,096 Behind the nice title "Elevator buddy", there is hidden a "tiny" power struggle.


Source: A little more perplexed in his eyes.

Target: But first to the icing on the cake.


Source: Aamodt and Kjus grab the first point and leads 1-0.

Target: 302 00:40:15,080 --&amp;gt; 00:40:20,025 Well, here you need good arm-strength and total absence of fear of heights.


Source: Now I have to think a bit.

Target: Why have you chosen this?


Source: Alexander Rybak played and sang his way into the Norwegian hearts and European charts when he swept all of the court

Target: 304 00:40:29,060 --&amp;gt; 00:40:35,047 - No, it is like this.


Source: Alexander has written "folkehjelp" (peoples help), and it gave 85 100 hits.

Target: As you see my t-shirt is a bit loose here.


Source: Very good.

Target: - Stop with that nonsense.


Source: Alexander has written "hudpleie" ( skin care) and that gave 288,000 hits.

Target: 305 00:40:35,047 --&amp;gt; 00:40:40,090 - So we have decided to use our wild card.


Source: That means Alexander, that if you take the next, you've won this exercise.

Target: - You have chosen to use your secret helper for this competition?


Source: Alexander looks towards the bell, it is quite even, but we see that Alexander Rybak is getting a little lead.

Target: - Didrik would have managed, but we have someone even better.


Source: He is too far behind.

Target: 310 00:41:01,058 --&amp;gt; 00:41:07,080 Ladies and Gentleman please welcome - Finn Christian Jagge (Finken).


Source: This is terribly heavy, but Lasse does not have to take out the last effort.

Target: 311 00:41:07,080 --&amp;gt; 00:41:11,061 - Thank you for your trust.


Source: And Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.

Target: - It is very pleasant, welcome.


Source: And a new tube, only a few inches from the finish line.

Target: 313 00:41:17,095 --&amp;gt; 00:41:25,036 I'm doing fine, and I have spent several years practicing for this now, so I am looking forward to this.


Source: And Lasse, come on now.

Target: 314 00:41:25,036 --&amp;gt; 00:41:33,089 - Well then you can go and get ready.


Source: And here's the next?

Target: - Yes, that was what I thought too.


Source: And if you answer correctly, you get one point.

Target: 316 00:41:37,075 --&amp;gt; 00:41:46,086 It is Finken who is going to drag Alexander Rybak up into the skies.


Source: Here you can both get points.

Target: We'll see if Finken's huge power is still there.


Source: And now exercise No.

Target: 319 00:41:57,005 --&amp;gt; 00:42:23,000 It is quite even.


Source: The same again.

Target: And I spent a lot of time with that.


Source: That's good, but it's a little fever over it.

Target: 321 00:42:46,074 --&amp;gt; 00:43:03,043 What's happening now?


Source: A little uncertainty.

Target: A collision between Lasse and Finken.


Source: And now the next competition is in the pool.

Target: And Kjetil gets hold of the bell first and wins this competition.


Source: And now they will fight about 8 points in Exercise No.

Target: 322 00:43:03,043 --&amp;gt; 00:43:23,086 Oh, my muscles got sour.


Source: And that means Didrik winning the quiz.

Target: 324 00:43:29,040 --&amp;gt; 00:43:34,029 The funny thing about this competition was that it was my legs that got exhausted.


Source: And that means that the score is 23 - 5 to Aamodt and Kjus!

Target: 325 00:43:34,029 --&amp;gt; 00:43:37,067 So it was an Alpine competition.


Source: And it is the first one to 5 points.

Target: 327 00:43:43,060 --&amp;gt; 00:43:55,022 Well, I felt I was doing better and got ahead.


Source: And the correct answer is that it is a joke, and the point goes to Didrik.

Target: And I heard Lasse breathing more and more, and I got extra power realizing that Lasse was getting exhausted.


Source: And the musicians have made an impressive effort so far.

Target: 328 00:43:55,022 --&amp;gt; 00:44:00,000 You know I've heard him getting exhausted before.


Source: After the third competition, they are in the lead 5 -1.

Target: And I thought I've got him, but then we had not thought about the swinging... 329 00:44:00,000 --&amp;gt; 00:44:11,025 Well you are not to blame, you were faster than Lasse.


Source: And the point goes to Kjetil.

Target: I should have said something before.


Source: You had it, Bill Clinton and George Bush have very similar voices.

Target: Next time we do this... 33 00:06:27,068 --&amp;gt; 00:06:30,078 It means perhaps that it is Didrik who will be "in the fire" at this competition.


Source: And then the first is in the box, two more and he can start running into the studio.

Target: 330 00:44:11,025 --&amp;gt; 00:44:15,089 Next time we'll talk before.


Source: And then the tubes are running, and Lasse is doing good.

Target: 331 00:44:15,089 --&amp;gt; 00:44:23,086 I tackled Finken, he was there and I went straight on him.


Source: And we decided to use someone that really can show these guys how it's done.

Target: 335 00:45:47,004 --&amp;gt; 00:45:54,080 Welcome back.


Source: And we will return to the Quiz table and hand out nine points in the exercise No.

Target: Alexander Rybak and Didrik Solli-Tangen are fighting today against Lasse Kjus and Kjetil Andre Aamodt for about NOK 400,000 336 00:45:54,080 --&amp;gt; 00:46:01,000 and the ability to say "We beat Aamodt and Kjus".


Source: And which one of you has the best taste, buds?

Target: 339 00:46:19,089 --&amp;gt; 00:46:24,029 "Blind man's buffet" 34 00:06:30,078 --&amp;gt; 00:06:36,072 - Yes, it's me to be "in the fire".


Source: And you will meet these musicians soon.

Target: - Good, Okay.


Source: And you've managed 2 of 10 foods.

Target: 341 00:46:31,035 --&amp;gt; 00:46:33,082 And which one of you has the best taste, buds?


Source: Very good start Didrik.

Target: 342 00:46:33,082 --&amp;gt; 00:46:43,025 - He is certainly is the best cook.


Source: At the beginning this looks good, but it gets harder.

Target: - We go for it and I try again.


Source: The rubber band gets tighter and the muscles get sour.

Target: 343 00:46:43,025 --&amp;gt; 00:46:46,055 - And which one of you has the best taste, buds, really?


Source: Between the high flying participants there is a bell, and the first one to ring the bell is the winner.

Target: Then it is Lasse Kjus against Didrik Solli-Tangen.


Source: Both participants responded that this is a fact, and that's exactly right, it's fact.

Target: You can go and sit at the break table.


Source: Boys you only managed 14.5 meters, so you got beaten.

Target: 345 00:46:53,034 --&amp;gt; 00:47:01,078 Yes, now we bring in some food, but no one of you are allowed to see any of it, so therefore you get blindfolded.


Source: But Lasse lose one there, and Didrik take advantage of it and cracks his.

Target: 347 00:47:04,066 --&amp;gt; 00:47:07,017 A bit short in the arms and thick stomach, I won't manage to reach around.


Source: Lasse comes up, and there is Didrik finished and then Lasse is finished.

Target: 348 00:47:07,017 --&amp;gt; 00:47:24,013 - There you are.


Source: Didrik can not.

Target: - Yes.


Source: But maybe they're very persistent.

Target: 349 00:47:24,013 --&amp;gt; 00:47:30,060 - Okay, Lasse, you can come with me.


Source: I don't know.

Target: - Yes.


Source: And we wait for the next try.

Target: You may start.


Source: But that worked like crap, so I had to put it down again.

Target: 351 00:47:34,074 --&amp;gt; 00:47:42,008 May I start?


Source: But they missed again.

Target: 352 00:47:42,008 --&amp;gt; 00:47:52,000 It is absolutely correct, it's eggs.


Source: But they should be aware of that big muscles get sour quickly when tired.

Target: Now you've managed 1 out of 10 foods.


Source: They find their places and now they are ready!

Target: 353 00:47:52,000 --&amp;gt; 00:48:01,050 - I think actually that we have come to the tomato.


Source: But we will come back to this if it becomes relevant.

Target: - That's exactly right.


Source: But what is going on?

Target: You have now managed 2 of 10 foods.


Source: Lasse loses his case, and Didrik is not sorry for that.

Target: 354 00:48:01,050 --&amp;gt; 00:48:12,009 Ah!


Source: I will give it a try.

Target: - Of course, it is honey.


Source: Caviar, of course, my God.

Target: 356 00:48:19,089 --&amp;gt; 00:48:32,050 - Am I on the right place?


Source: Come on, come on!

Target: - Yes, you are.


Source: Come on, come on.

Target: You are at No.


Source: Lasse pulls Kjetil up, while Finken has good control on Alexander Rybak, who don't weigh much.

Target: 357 00:48:32,050 --&amp;gt; 00:48:37,005 - Avocado!


Source: Congratulations Alexander!

Target: - That's right!


Source: Damn, there were only two levers on the one I had.

Target: 358 00:48:37,005 --&amp;gt; 00:48:39,084 You have now managed 4 of 10 foods.


Source: And that's exactly right.

Target: There have been varying degrees of success.


Source: Donald Duck has three nephews.

Target: Is it time to the opportunity to Kjetil?


Source: And now it is almost a dead heat with 22-23 to Aamodt and Kjus.

Target: 361 00:48:49,002 --&amp;gt; 00:48:55,063 No, it wasn't.


Source: We're going to Exercise No.

Target: 362 00:48:55,063 --&amp;gt; 00:49:03,003 - Mayonnaise, no, but it's mayonnaise in this.


Source: Didrik has answered 3600, and that isjust right, and the point goes to Didrik.

Target: 363 00:49:03,003 --&amp;gt; 00:49:11,010 - Do mayonnaise taste so strong?


Source: Didrik has emptied the tube right now, and so have Lasse.

Target: But I say mayonnaise.


Source: Take a new one, pull the cork and use a one-handed crushing around the corner here and Didrik is a bit behind.

Target: - It is unfortunately wrong, because it's caviar.


Source: Didrik is deeply concentrated, but I think he is too far behind.

Target: 364 00:49:11,010 --&amp;gt; 00:49:20,037 Caviar, of course, my God.


Source: Do you know what, Didrik?

Target: 366 00:49:38,079 --&amp;gt; 00:49:46,053 - Is this the next one?


Source: I was quite speechless and more exhausted then you, just by sitting there cheering for you.

Target: - This is the next one.


Source: Don't forget anything this time, Lasse.

Target: 368 00:49:55,024 --&amp;gt; 00:49:57,028 You've managed 6.


Source: You tend to forget things.

Target: 369 00:49:57,028 --&amp;gt; 00:50:15,033 Oh my God, what is this?


Source: We have that seen previously.

Target: There is some small round stuff in here.


Source: That was the last one, and Lasse is heading for the studio.

Target: It's Rice cream, Rice cream it is.


Source: First man back wins the exercise.

Target: - I can not use motorized vehicles.


Source: From Barratt Due Institute of Music and the Melodi Grand Prix comes tonight Alexander Rybak and Didrik Solli-Tangen.

Target: 370 00:50:15,033 --&amp;gt; 00:50:23,000 It is unfortunately wrong, it is rice pudding.


Source: Get ready for the first exercise.

Target: And then there is something - this was something weird stuff.


Source: And you can go and sit at the break table.

Target: I go for fish bowls.


Source: Good luck, the other two can sit down.

Target: 373 00:50:45,059 --&amp;gt; 00:51:03,074 What's all this about?


Source: Good luck.

Target: Oh yes, I've eaten it before.


Source: What about you - joke or fact.

Target: I say Gandiosa Pizza.(a norwegian Pizza brand) 374 00:51:03,074 --&amp;gt; 00:51:10,064 It is absolutely correct Lasse Kjus.


Source: You can go and sit at the break table.

Target: 375 00:51:10,064 --&amp;gt; 00:51:20,078 Thank you, thank you.


Source: Great, it will be Kjusern.

Target: 376 00:51:20,078 --&amp;gt; 00:51:25,087 - Hey, Didrik, are you ready to taste the food?


Source: Harald Heide Steen.

Target: - Yes.


Source: Here comes the latest and potentially decisive issue.

Target: - In this, yes.


Source: In a deck, the King of Hearts is the only one without a mustache.

Target: 379 00:51:34,060 --&amp;gt; 00:51:43,019 - Ugh!


Source: Here is the first voice.

Target: That I do not need even try to eat, it's eggs.


Source: Here is the next statement:

Target: - That's exactly right.


Source: Hitler did only watch one football match in his whole life.

Target: 381 00:51:50,019 --&amp;gt; 00:51:52,088 - Tomato?


Source: How many beers are there in a Swedish sixpack?

Target: - Completely correct.


Source: I ask you questions and the answers to the question is always a number.

Target: 382 00:51:52,088 --&amp;gt; 00:51:57,040 And you've managed 2 of 10 foods.


Source: I got many disgusting pictures.

Target: Very good start Didrik.


Source: I have a room where I have Lego covering the whole floor, so I am enjoying myself playing with Lego.

Target: 385 00:52:02,062 --&amp;gt; 00:52:04,047 - You have?


Source: I recognized that Whisky voice.

Target: - Yes.


Source: There is a touch of Whisky in it, isn't it?

Target: 386 00:52:04,047 --&amp;gt; 00:52:12,005 - Honey.


Source: I see you have chosen Didrik for this competition, why is that?

Target: He is quick on this.


Source: I tackled Finken, he was there and I went straight on him.

Target: 387 00:52:12,005 --&amp;gt; 00:52:20,064 There is a little slow up in the head at this Kjus.


Source: I take a chance.

Target: 388 00:52:20,064 --&amp;gt; 00:52:27,012 - This one I need to taste.


Source: I take the blue one.

Target: 389 00:52:27,012 --&amp;gt; 00:52:30,091 Come on, come on.


Source: I think it was good.

Target: 39 00:06:59,074 --&amp;gt; 00:07:02,026 Get ready for the first exercise.


Source: That was a smart thing you did.

Target: - Yes, good!


Source: So the tactic is to relax a bit at first.

Target: 391 00:52:34,014 --&amp;gt; 00:52:43,069 Right.


Source: I tried to avoid that one.

Target: 392 00:52:43,069 --&amp;gt; 00:52:52,060 - No, this is...


Source: I wonder if you should step down, with a quiz exercise, now that already are getting started.

Target: - What do you think it smells?


Source: I'm known for that.

Target: You've made 5 of 10.


Source: If both succeed, they move 1 meter further from the wall and repeat the exercise.

Target: 394 00:53:19,018 --&amp;gt; 00:53:27,049 - Salmon.


Source: If it becomes more exciting now, then...

Target: You have now managed 6 of 10 it is awesome, Didrik.


Source: If it tastes a bit strange Didrik, it's because I've touched all the food.

Target: 395 00:53:27,049 --&amp;gt; 00:53:39,075 - Here is number 7.


Source: The boat is tied to a rubber band that gets tighter the further the competitors get.

Target: - I just have to chew up.


Source: In this competition the teams shall listen to voices and recognize which celebrities the voice belongs too.

Target: 399 00:53:48,009 --&amp;gt; 00:54:09,001 - Take some water, Didrik.


Source: In this competition, participants are given a word.

Target: Ups, is it allowed to say?


Source: In this quiz here, you get questions and all answers are numbers.

Target: 4 00:02:14,026 --&amp;gt; 00:02:43,057 Welcome to Kjetil Andre Aamodt and Lasse Kjus!


Source: Which one of you will be in the fire?

Target: 40 00:07:02,026 --&amp;gt; 00:07:10,043 Enjoy.


Source: It also means that Didrik Solli-Tangen won this quiz, congratulations.

Target: 400 00:54:09,001 --&amp;gt; 00:54:14,036 - It's Christmas pudding, Rice pudding - Rice oat is quite correct.


Source: It hardly worked last time.

Target: This is so good!


Source: It is Finken who is going to drag Alexander Rybak up into the skies.

Target: 402 00:54:17,021 --&amp;gt; 00:54:23,064 Now you have managed 8, and are tie with Lasse Kjus, as he did in fact 8 of 10.


Source: And you managed 8 of 10 foods.

Target: - Can you do one more, you have actually won this exercise.


Source: It is absolutely correct, it's eggs.

Target: 405 00:54:43,007 --&amp;gt; 00:54:48,034 - What are you laughing at?


Source: Now you've managed 1 out of 10 foods.

Target: - Is there any sauce in here?


Source: It is quite even.

Target: It's fish balls.


Source: Lasse might have a little lead.

Target: 406 00:54:48,034 --&amp;gt; 00:54:53,043 - That's exactly right.


Source: They're working hard...

Target: Congratulations, Didrik.


Source: It is two young talented entertainers, musicians and singers you will meet this evening.

Target: - Can I take off the glasses?


Source: It is unfortunately wrong, it is rice pudding.

Target: - No, you must wear glasses the rest of the evening.


Source: It was slightly less than the first one.

Target: - Yes, he is very clever.


Source: It was tempting to write "sexhjelp" (sexhelp), but I thought that I would be somewhat decent and wrote "selvhjelp" and got 78,300 hits.

Target: 41 00:07:10,043 --&amp;gt; 00:07:17,045 Then we are ready, and now it is Didrik Solli-Tangen against Lasse Kjus.


Source: It will be awarded a total of 66 points, and the first team to get 33 points won.

Target: Let us see how this goes.


Source: And then there is something - this was something weird stuff.

Target: - He was absolutely fantastic, and so effective.


Source: Ready steady go!

Target: Which one of you will be in the fire?


Source: Just keep it calm, Lasse, you don't need to get any higher, I think it is high enough.

Target: 415 00:55:46,087 --&amp;gt; 00:55:51,018 - You are on a run now.


Source: Kjetil has responded, and he answered 52, and there are many who answers that to this question.

Target: - Should I just go on?


Source: But it is 50, and the point goes to Didrik.

Target: 416 00:55:51,018 --&amp;gt; 00:55:53,084 - Yes.


Source: Lasse balances and gets 6 points, so the score is 16 - 5 to Aamodt and Kjus.

Target: - I did not even know what it is, "How many?"


Source: Lasse did the first ball, and then it's Alexander's turn.

Target: 42 00:07:17,045 --&amp;gt; 00:07:20,065 Ready, steady, go!


Source: Lasse has started to build and is already climbing the tower.

Target: 420 00:56:05,029 --&amp;gt; 00:56:06,085 You take it anyway.


Source: And that is possibly a good solution.

Target: 421 00:56:06,085 --&amp;gt; 00:56:23,079 Then it will be Kjetil against Didrik.


Source: Lasse is 1 meter over the ground already.

Target: You can sit down while we take the road to the quiz table.


Source: And Didrik when are you going to start climbing, what are you thinking about?

Target: 422 00:56:23,079 --&amp;gt; 00:56:28,036 I ask you questions and the answers to the question is always a number.


Source: Lasse is a master with caviar tube, and get with this victory 11 points, and with that Aamodt and Kjus wins tonight's competition with 44 - 22.

Target: The first who have entered the number get to answer.


Source: Lasse, do you play with Lego with your kids?

Target: 424 00:56:34,093 --&amp;gt; 00:56:41,030 And the correct answer gives one point, if you answer wrong, the point go to your opponent.


Source: No it is not, you're thinking right, Didrik.

Target: 427 00:56:58,025 --&amp;gt; 00:57:01,068 - Didrik, you are truly in a good run now.


Source: No, it wasn't.

Target: - What's happening?


Source: Didrik has shown himself as a versatile person, so I am a bit excited about this.

Target: 429 00:57:08,041 --&amp;gt; 00:57:18,000 Didrik responded that there are 6 beers in a Swedish sixpack, and it is of course correct.


Source: Not a problem for rating this time either.

Target: 43 00:07:20,065 --&amp;gt; 00:07:29,083 Full speed out, and Lasse is leading on the way out of the studio.


Source: Focused and controlled.

Target: Didrik follows elegantly and easy straight after.


Source: Rybak at 3 meters.

Target: 430 00:57:18,000 --&amp;gt; 00:57:25,041 2-0 to Didrik Solli-Tangen.


Source: Now I'm very excited.

Target: How many states are there in U.S.?


Source: That can be exciting.

Target: But it is 50, and the point goes to Didrik.


Source: He can do excavators, while Didrik is relatively new to this area.

Target: 434 00:57:55,042 --&amp;gt; 00:58:17,039 This can be crucial.


Source: Now you have managed 8, and are tie with Lasse Kjus, as he did in fact 8 of 10.

Target: Didrik can walk away with victory in this exercise if he answers correctly now.


Source: Now you have to do it, if not Lasse has won the exercise.

Target: How many days are there in a leap year?


Source: He is a bit nervous.

Target: 435 00:58:17,039 --&amp;gt; 00:58:24,005 - Kjetil replied that a leap year has 365 days.


Source: Going up and down on his knees.

Target: - A normal year do have that.


Source: Now, I think we are at a dairy product.

Target: And the point goes to Didrik.


Source: Here is the next voice.

Target: 439 00:58:45,049 --&amp;gt; 58:52:43,000 Didrik got 9 points.


Source: Here is the next voice.

Target: We're going to Exercise No.


Source: Oh my God, what is this?

Target: The moment a participant fails, and the other don't, we have a winner.


Source: There is some small round stuff in here.

Target: 442 00:59:18,044 --&amp;gt; 00:59:20,093 Which one of you have the best throwing arm?


Source: It's Rice cream, Rice cream it is.

Target: 443 00:59:20,093 --&amp;gt; 00:59:24,056 - I have to prove that I can be good in something too.


Source: I say rice cream (a desert)

Target: - Alexander.


Source: Then there is the rating from 2 meters.

Target: 445 00:59:33,004 --&amp;gt; 00:59:35,074 Yes guys, which one of you has the best throwing arm?


Source: Oh, it's either Bill Clinton or George Bush.

Target: 446 00:59:35,074 --&amp;gt; 00:59:41,084 - Lasse has a good arm for throwing.


Source: Oh, my muscles got sour.

Target: - Okay, I'll do it.


Source: Yes, you are a big kid so...

Target: The others can sit down.


Source: I do not understand why he throws so resolved.

Target: It will feel really good to take the victory in this exercise.


Source: Okay, now I just have to not think that this is difficult, it is certainly not.

Target: 449 00:59:55,045 --&amp;gt; 01:00:01,038 - Yes, Lasse, it is you who starts.


Source: Okay, the next word is "skje" (spoon).

Target: Go and get ready.


Source: Okay, then it is Kjetil against Didrik.

Target: - And Lasse is ready from 1 meter.


Source: Okay, then the rest of you can sit down.

Target: 450 01:00:01,038 --&amp;gt; 01:00:04,078 - I start at 1 meter?


Source: Okay, then you have answered.

Target: - Yes.


Source: Didrik has responded that this is fact, while Kjetil has responded that this is a joke.

Target: 451 01:00:04,078 --&amp;gt; 01:00:09,044 Yes, it is important to be able to throw, but it is also very important to have a good catch.


Source: And this is actually fact.

Target: 452 01:00:09,044 --&amp;gt; 01:00:12,020 Lasse did the first ball, and then it's Alexander's turn.


Source: Okey Lasse, There you go.

Target: Good job.


Source: One more try, don't give up.

Target: 456 01:00:29,019 --&amp;gt; 01:00:31,067 - Alexander.


Source: No, it's too hard, they did not get any further.

Target: - You are now at 2 meters.


Source: They go for a last try and we notice that Kjus is really tired.

Target: 456 01:00:31,067 --&amp;gt; 01:00:36,024 What do you do now.


Source: Per Sundnes ( mr.

Target: Now he's more secure.


Source: Eurovision in Norway)

Target: 457 01:00:36,024 --&amp;gt; 01:00:40,014 - Slow and controlled.


Source: Place names are not allowed and there it has to be a Norwegian word.

Target: - And that means they go to 3 meters.


Source: And the first one to 5 points wins.

Target: 458 01:00:40,014 --&amp;gt; 01:00:43,035 There you go, Lasse.


Source: Ready, steady, go!

Target: Yes, it went fine.


Source: Remember, feet in the middle.

Target: Slightly off balance, but caught the ball.


Source: Right, Alexander is on home field in Eurovision territory.

Target: 462 01:00:59,023 --&amp;gt; 01:01:00,061 Okey Lasse, There you go.


Source: You've made 4 of 10.

Target: It was 5 cm above the floor level.


Source: Running ahead, get control of the levers, and now we can see that Lasse has taken on the neglected already.

Target: I do not understand why he throws so resolved.


Source: And the first cracks.

Target: 465 01:01:14,000 --&amp;gt; 01:01:20,042 And now it is Alexander.


Source: Should I just leave it or what?

Target: The same again.


Source: So I get the chance to do it?

Target: A one handed save.


Source: So, the next try.

Target: 467 01:01:23,050 --&amp;gt; 01:01:26,067 - Yes, Kjetil?


Source: With full intensity and good try!

Target: - You have to throw hard and high.


Source: So, then it is you Alexander, exciting.

Target: 468 01:01:26,067 --&amp;gt; 01:01:33,059 That is the recipe - throw hard and high.


Source: Which one of you have the best overview of the most searched words?

Target: 469 01:01:33,059 --&amp;gt; 01:01:41,013 YES!


Source: Sorry that is wrong.

Target: He has full control.


Source: It was Leif Juster (funny old comedy actor).

Target: Alexander, what now?


Source: Sorry, that is wrong, it was Ingrid Espelid Hovig, the point goes to Kjetil.

Target: He can do excavators, while Didrik is relatively new to this area.


Source: The score is 1-1.

Target: 470 01:01:41,013 --&amp;gt; 01:01:43,057 - Do you think you will make it?


Source: That's exactly right, Lasse!

Target: It was hanging hair.


Source: The score is 4-3 in favor of Kjetil.

Target: - I'm ready.


Source: You knew too in the end?

Target: 474 01:02:07,028 --&amp;gt; 01:02:16,088 This is an important ball, Lassse.


Source: The boat is drifting, they must try once more.

Target: Now your body is warm, and acting as a keeper is allowed, and you need a good catch.


Source: But maybe they lost their power.

Target: 475 01:02:16,088 --&amp;gt; 01:02:27,040 YES!


Source: The boys are ready to start this difficult task.

Target: No problem with catching the ball, and now it's Alexander Rybak.


Source: We see the foundation is set already.

Target: A little nervous.


Source: The duration of this competition is 3 minutes, and the participant that is highest above the ground when time is out, is the winner.

Target: 476 01:02:27,040 --&amp;gt; 01:02:29,009 It hardly worked last time.


Source: You may start.

Target: Going up and down on his knees.


Source: Which one of you are doing it?

Target: 478 01:02:36,008 --&amp;gt; 01:02:40,063 - The ball hit the floor before he caught it.


Source: The first word is - "hjelp" (help)

Target: - It is not approved Alexander.


Source: The funny thing about this competition was that it was my legs that got exhausted.

Target: 479 01:02:40,063 --&amp;gt; 01:02:41,063 Of course not.


Source: The next voice can be decisive for Kjetil.

Target: 48 00:08:06,093 --&amp;gt; 00:08:19,022 Running ahead, get control of the levers, and now we can see that Lasse has taken on the neglected already.


Source: So sharpen your ears.

Target: And the first cracks.


Source: The next word is "hud" (skin).

Target: 480 01:02:41,063 --&amp;gt; 01:02:56,098 And Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.


Source: The next word is "vorte" (wart)

Target: He got 10 points for this, and the score is 33-22 to Aamodt and Kjus.


Source: Then it is ready for Melodi Grand Prix against the Olympic Games.

Target: 484 01:03:22,084 --&amp;gt; 01:03:28,047 - I was not good with the caviar earlier.


Source: Let's kickstart the evening's first exercise.

Target: - No, but I think Kjusern (nickname) will try this one anyway.


Source: Then it will be Kjetil against Didrik.

Target: 485 01:03:28,047 --&amp;gt; 01:03:30,082 Great, it will be Kjusern.


Source: You can sit down while we take the road to the quiz table.

Target: 486 01:03:30,082 --&amp;gt; 01:03:33,064 - Which one of you will do it?


Source: Then we are ready, and now it is Didrik Solli-Tangen against Lasse Kjus.

Target: 488 01:03:35,051 --&amp;gt; 01:03:39,005 - This will be exciting, good luck.


Source: Let us see how this goes.

Target: - Thanks.


Source: Then we don't have to pack our bags.

Target: 489 01:03:39,005 --&amp;gt; 01:03:41,019 - New fight, Didrik.


Source: Boys you did well..

Target: - New Fight.


Source: There goes his number two.

Target: Lasse takes number two, and then what do you do now Didrik?


Source: Lasse leads so far, and Didrik follows very well with.

Target: 491 01:03:45,047 --&amp;gt; 01:03:49,033 - All right boys, are you ready?


Source: There is a recognizable character in that voice.

Target: 492 01:03:49,033 --&amp;gt; 01:03:57,042 This is an exercise they both want to win, and Didrik have checked the equipment.


Source: OK, let's continue, the next voice.

Target: So has Lasse.


Source: There we go!

Target: They are ready.


Source: There you go, Lasse.

Target: 493 01:03:57,042 --&amp;gt; 01:04:02,038 Just go for it.


Source: There you go.

Target: Ready steady go!


Source: These boys know that they have to beat 14.7 meters.

Target: 494 01:04:02,038 --&amp;gt; 01:04:13,017 And then the tubes are running, and Lasse is doing good.


Source: They are not that sour, so I wonder if I should have used more power.

Target: Take a new one, pull the cork and use a one-handed crushing around the corner here and Didrik is a bit behind.


Source: They are well-rested with great optimism, similar high odds, and bet everything on winning tonight's contest.

Target: 496 01:04:25,090 --&amp;gt; 01:04:36,040 This is an exercise that the boys want to win.


Source: They too have trouble with going backwards.

Target: I think of those in blue.


Source: They will add a minimum of 3 characters in front or behind this word, type it into google and see who gets the most hits.

Target: And we see that Lasse has an amazing barrel for what he is doing.


Source: They will first run out of the studio and through a course before they leave their cart.

Target: 497 01:04:36,040 --&amp;gt; 01:04:51,031 And a new tube, only a few inches from the finish line.


Source: Then they will use their mini excavator to burst six balloons.

Target: And Lasse, come on now.


Source: This can be crucial.

Target: And now you're ready, and that means that he will win.


Source: Didrik can walk away with victory in this exercise if he answers correctly now.

Target: 498 01:04:51,031 --&amp;gt; 01:05:03,095 - Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.


Source: This is an exercise that the boys want to win.

Target: 5 00:02:43,057 --&amp;gt; 00:02:50,036 - Yes, it looks like you are in great shape today.


Source: I think of those in blue.

Target: - Yes absolutely, I feel light-footed today.


Source: It is about 400.000 krones.

Target: 50 00:08:26,082 --&amp;gt; 00:08:37,088 There goes his number two.


Source: This is an exercise they both want to win, and Didrik have checked the equipment.

Target: Lasse leads so far, and Didrik follows very well with.


Source: Now your body is warm, and acting as a keeper is allowed, and you need a good catch.

Target: 51 00:08:37,088 --&amp;gt; 00:08:43,011 And there is Lasse ready with a new one and Didrik is ready with a new one.


Source: This was very exciting, it was quite even.

Target: 52 00:08:43,011 --&amp;gt; 00:08:57,055 But Lasse lose one there, and Didrik take advantage of it and cracks his.


Source: This week you will get the chance to test yourself against musicians.

Target: 53 00:08:57,055 --&amp;gt; 00:09:06,060 Now to the next task.


Source: This year, his buddy Didrik Solli-Tangen took over the baton and won the national Eurovision Song Contest with his captivating voice.

Target: He has to dig up some pebbles.


Source: Very good!

Target: 6 00:02:50,036 --&amp;gt; 00:02:53,015 - Good.


Source: Very good, Didrik, slow motions.

Target: - It's good to know.


Source: We continue.

Target: You tend to forget things.


Source: How many sons do Donald Duck have?

Target: We have that seen previously.


Source: We go to exercise No.

Target: That was the last one, and Lasse is heading for the studio.


Source: We have done that.

Target: He is too far behind.


Source: We have to use Kjetil for this.

Target: This is terribly heavy, but Lasse does not have to take out the last effort.


Source: We have to work a bit with the image.

Target: 62 00:10:08,032 --&amp;gt; 00:10:13,084 He has an obvious lead of Didrik, who have not yet managed to dig up all the lead weights.


Source: Welcome back to "Who can beat Aamodt and Kjus".

Target: - Congratulations, Lasse!


Source: Welcome to Kjetil Andre Aamodt and Lasse Kjus!

Target: 67 00:10:41,014 --&amp;gt; 00:10:44,090 Didrik, you did very well for a long time.


Source: Well not completely, they have another try until one minute has passed.

Target: 68 00:10:44,090 --&amp;gt; 00:10:52,080 When I came to the excavator it all went wrong.


Source: Well you are not to blame, you were faster than Lasse.

Target: I only had two levers on the one I had when I was young, and it was just like this up and down.


Source: I should have said something before.

Target: 69 00:10:52,080 --&amp;gt; 00:11:00,013 - No need to despair, this exercise gave just one point.


Source: Next time we do this...

Target: - The most important point.


Source: Well, I felt I was doing better and got ahead.

Target: 7 00:02:53,015 --&amp;gt; 00:02:56,070 This week you will test yourself against musicians.


Source: Well, Kjetil listens, and gets 5 points.

Target: 70 00:11:00,013 --&amp;gt; 00:11:08,075 Aamodt and Kjus grab the first point and leads 1-0.


Source: Well, she was Granny..

Target: 76 00:11:49,041 --&amp;gt; 00:11:53,027 "Quiz the table.


Source: Well, the past two years I have met many celebrities, but then most of them are from the Ukraine.

Target: Fact or Joke " 77 00:11:53,027 --&amp;gt; 00:11:58,087 Yes it is time for the joke or the facts, it is the evening's first quiz exercise.


Source: Well, they both speak American.

Target: And which one of you are "in the fire"?


Source: What about Didrik?

Target: 78 00:11:58,087 --&amp;gt; 00:12:06,007 Do you know what, Didrik?


Source: He also cracked his, but he has not completely control the levers.

Target: I was quite speechless and more exhausted then you, just by sitting there cheering for you.


Source: Lasse takes number two, and then what do you do now Didrik?

Target: 79 00:12:06,007 --&amp;gt; 00:12:13,068 I wonder if you should step down, with a quiz exercise, now that already are getting started.


Source: Sure, now it's better.

Target: Okay, then I'm on again.


Source: Now he's more secure.

Target: 81 00:12:16,023 --&amp;gt; 00:12:18,043 Good.


Source: Too bad it was so easy.

Target: - Just to not sick you out.


Source: I say Gandiosa Pizza.(a norwegian Pizza brand)

Target: 83 00:12:22,099 --&amp;gt; 00:12:26,043 But you need to rest, Lasse.


Source: What's happening now?

Target: I will give it a try.


Source: A collision between Lasse and Finken.

Target: 84 00:12:26,043 --&amp;gt; 00:12:40,021 Okay, then it is Kjetil against Didrik.


Source: And Kjetil gets hold of the bell first and wins this competition.

Target: Let's go to the quiz board.


Source: When I came to the excavator it all went wrong.

Target: 85 00:12:40,021 --&amp;gt; 00:12:44,020 In front of you you have two buttons, one marked with joke and one with facts.


Source: I only had two levers on the one I had when I was young, and it was just like this up and down.

Target: 86 00:12:44,020 --&amp;gt; 00:12:49,044 I'm going to come with a variety of claims, and then it is up to you if I speak the truth or if I'm lying.


Source: When you think you know the answer, as you enter it on the screen in front of you.

Target: 87 00:12:49,044 --&amp;gt; 00:12:55,008 And if you answer correctly, you get one point.


Source: Which one of you have the best throwing arm?

Target: 88 00:12:55,008 --&amp;gt; 00:12:58,096 - Good luck, Didrik.


Source: Wild and crazy, I was too.

Target: 89 00:12:58,096 --&amp;gt; 00:13:00,000 There we go!


Source: Will we see then, from 4 meters now, Lasse Kjus.

Target: 9 00:03:07,095 --&amp;gt; 00:03:10,017 But maybe they're very persistent.


Source: With this complicated points system, the winner can't be announced until far into the system, and it is as follows:

Target: 90 00:13:00,000 --&amp;gt; 00:13:03,068 Hitler did only watch one football match in his whole life.


Source: He has full control.

Target: 92 00:13:08,019 --&amp;gt; 00:13:22,004 Okay, then you have answered.


Source: No problem with catching the ball, and now it's Alexander Rybak.

Target: 93 00:13:22,004 --&amp;gt; 00:13:28,075 He saw only one football match and that was Norway - Germany in the Olympic Games in 1936.


Source: A little nervous.

Target: 94 00:13:28,075 --&amp;gt; 00:13:34,024 Here is the next statement:


Source: Come on now, Alexander.

Target: There is a town in Chad called Mongo.


Source: Yes guys, which one of you has the best throwing arm?

Target: 96 00:13:38,011 --&amp;gt; 00:13:40,008 - Is it?


Source: And which one of you are "in the fire"?

Target: 97 00:13:40,008 --&amp;gt; 00:13:51,048 - Did you like to go to school?


Source: Yes, Didrik responded that it's a fact, Kjetil has replied that it is a joke.

Target: - Yes, I did, I was very fond of breaks and stuff.


Source: And the correct answer is fact.

Target: 98 00:13:51,048 --&amp;gt; 00:14:01,051 Both participants responded that this is a fact, and that's exactly right, it's fact.


Source: Yes, Henriette, a participant from each team go with a pallet truck with a box on.

Target: 99 00:14:01,051 --&amp;gt; 00:14:14,066 - North America's northernmost settlement called Grise Fiord.


Source: Yes, and then he casts himself as a keeper and saves the ball.

Target: - It is so tricky question.


Source: [STANFORD UNIVERSITY www.stanford.edu]

Target: [Standford University www.stanford.edu]


Source: Thank you

Target: Steve Jobs: Bedankt.


Source: [Steve Jobs - CEO, Apple and Pixar Animation]

Target: [Steve Jobs - CEO van Apple en Pixar Animation]


Source: I'm honored to be with you today for a commencement from one of the finest universities in the world.

Target: Ik ben vereerd om hier te mogen zijn voor jullie promotie van een van de beste universiteiten ter wereld.


Source: Truth be told, I never graduated from college and this is the closest I've ever gotten the college graduation.

Target: Eerlijk gezegd ben ik nooit afgestudeerd en is dit het dichtste bij een universiteitsgraduatie als ik ooit gekomen ben.


Source: Today, I want to tell you three stories from my life.

Target: Vandaag wil ik drie verhalen over mijn leven vertellen.


Source: That's it:

Target: Dat is het:


Source: I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as the drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit.

Target: Ik verliet Reed College vroegtijdig na de eerste 6 maanden, maar bleef rondhangen als drop-in 18 maanden lang, voordat ik echt stopte.


Source: So why did I drop out?

Target: Dus waarom stopte ik?


Source: It stared before I was born.

Target: Het begon voor ik geboren werd.


Source: My biological mother was a young, unwed graduate student, and she decided it to put me up for adoption.

Target: Mijn biologische moeder was een jonge, ongetrouwde studente en ze besloot mij te laten adopteren.


Source: She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife..

Target: Ze vond echt dat ik geadopteerd door afgestudeerden zodat alles geregeld was bij mijn geboorte door een advocaat en zijn vrouw.


Source: Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl.

Target: Behalve dat toen ik kwam ze op het laatste moment besloten dat ze een meisje wilden.


Source: So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking:

Target: Dus kregen mijn ouders, die op een wachtlijst stonden, een telefoontje waarin werd gevraagd:


Source: "We've gotten an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said:

Target: "We hebben een onverwacht zoontje, willen jullie hem?" Ze zeiden:


Source: She refused to sign the final adoption papers.

Target: Ze weigerde de laatste papieren te tekenen.


Source: She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would go to college.

Target: Ze gaf een paar maanden later toe toen mijn ouders beloofden dat ik naar de universiteit zou gaan.


Source: This was the start in my life.

Target: Dit was het begin van mijn leven.


Source: And 17 years later I did go to the college.

Target: En 17 jaar later ging ik ook naar de universiteit.


Source: But I naively chose the college that was almost as expencise as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents saving were being spent on my college tuition.

Target: Maar ik koos naïef genoeg een universiteit die bijna zo duur was als Stanford, en al het spaargeld van mijn werkende ouders werd gestopt in mijn universitaire onderwijs.


Source: After 6 months, I couldn't see the value in it.

Target: Na zes maanden zag ik de waarde er niet van in.


Source: I have no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out.

Target: Ik had geen idee wat ik met mijn leven wilde doen en hoe de universiteit me dat zou helpen te ontdekken.


Source: And here I was spending all the money my parents had saved their entire life.

Target: En hier was ik al het geld aan het uitgeven wat mijn ouders hun hele leven hadden gespaard.


Source: The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me. and begin dropping in on the ones that looked far more interesting.

Target: Vanaf het moment dat ik was gestopt, kon ik niet meer naar de colleges gaan die ik niet interessant vond, en kwam ik naar de colleges die me wel interessant leken.


Source: It wasn't all romantic.

Target: Het was niet allemaal zo romantisch.


Source: I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friend's rooms.

Target: Ik had geen studentenkamer, dus ik sliep op de vloer bij vrienden.


Source: I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with. And I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple

Target: Ik leverde cola-flesjes in voor het statiegeld om eten mee te kopen, en ik liep elke zondagavond 7 mijl door de stad om één goede maaltijd per week te kopen bij Hare Krishna Temple.


Source: I loved it.

Target: Ik vond het heerlijk.


Source: And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuinition turned out to be priceless later on.

Target: En veel van wat ik tegenkwam door mijn nieuwgierigheid en intuïtie te gebruiken bleek later onbetaalbaar te zijn.


Source: Let me give you one example:

Target: Laat ik een voorbeeld geven:


Source: Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country.

Target: Reed College bood toen ter tijd misschien het beste schoonschrijfkunst-onderwijs in het land aan.


Source: I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes grat typography great.

Target: Ik leerde over Serif en Sans serif lettertypes, over de hoeveelheid ruimte tussen letters te variëren, en wat goede letterkunst goed maakt.


Source: It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and found it fascinating.

Target: Het was mooi, historisch, lichtelijk artistiek op een manier die wetenschap niet kan vastleggen, en ik vond het fascinerend.


Source: None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life

Target: Niets van dit alles had zelfs maar potentie om handig te zijn in mijn leven.


Source: But ten years later when we was designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me.

Target: Maar 10 jaar later, toen we de eerste Macintosh computer ontwierpen, kwam het allemaal terug.


Source: And we designed it all ino the Mac.

Target: En we hebben het allemaal in de Mac gestopt.


Source: It was the first computer with beautiful typography.

Target: Het was de eerste computer met mooie letterkunst.


Source: If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts.

Target: Als ik niet naar dat ene college was gegaan, zou de Mac nooit meerder lettertypen en goed uitgelijnde letters hebben gehad.


Source: And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them.

Target: En omdat Windows gewoon de Mac kopieerde, zou waarschijnlijk geen PC ze hebben.


Source: Of course, it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college .

Target: Natuurlijk was het onmogelijk om de punten te verbinden door vooruit te kijken toen ik op de universiteit zat.


Source: But it was very, very clear when you looking backward 10 years later.

Target: Maar het was heel, heel erg logisch toen ik 10 jaar later terugkeek.


Source: Again, you can't connect the dots looking foward; you can only connect them looking backwards.

Target: Nogmaals, je kunt te punten niet verbinden door vooruit te kijken, dat kan alleen door terug te kijken.


Source: So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connec in your future.

Target: Dus heb vertrouwen dat de punten op de een of andere manier met elkaar verbonden worden in de toekomst.


Source: You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever.

Target: Je moet ergens in geloven - Je moed, lot, leven, karma, wat dan ook.


Source: Because beliving that the dots will connect down the road will give you the confidence to follow your heart, even when it leads you off the well-worn path, and that will make all the difference.

Target: Omdat geloven dat de punten zich later wel verbinden je vertrouwen geeft om je hart te volgen, zelfs als het je van het versleten pad afhaalt, en dat zal al het verschil maken.


Source: My second story is about love and loss.

Target: Mijn 2e verhaal gaat over liefde en verlies.


Source: I was lucky - I found what I loved to do early in life,

Target: Ik had geluk - Ik vond hetgeen waar ik van hield al vroeg in het leven.


Source: We'd just released our fiinest creation - the Macintosh - a year earlier, and I'd just turned 30.

Target: We hadden net ons beste product - de Macintosh - een jaar eerder geïntroduceerd, en ik was net 30 geworden.


Source: And then I got fired.

Target: En toen werd ik ontslagen.


Source: How can you get fired from a company you started?

Target: Hoe kun je ontslagen worden bij een bedrijf dat jij hebt opgericht?


Source: Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well.

Target: Nou, toen Apple groei namen we iemand aan waarvan ik dacht dat hij zeer geschikt was om het bedrijf samen met mij te leiden, en het eerste jaar ging dat prima.


Source: But then our visions of future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out.

Target: Maar toen splitsten onze gedachtes over de toekomst en dreven we uit elkaar.


Source: When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him.

Target: Toen we dat deden, stond het Board of Directors aan zijn kant.


Source: And so at 30 I was out.

Target: En dus was ik op 30-jarige leeftijd stond ik op straat.


Source: And very publicly out.

Target: Heel openbaar op straat.


Source: I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me.

Target: Het voelde alsof ik de vorige generatie ondernemers teleur had gesteld, alsof ik het stokje had laten vallen toen het aan mij werd doorgegeven.


Source: I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly.

Target: Ik sprak af met David Packard en Bob Noyce en probeerde mijn excuses aan te bieden omdat ik het zo had verprutst.


Source: I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the Valley.

Target: Ik was een openbare mislukking, en ik dacht er zelfs over om weg te rennen uit Silicon Valley.


Source: But something slowly began to drawn on me - I still loved what I did.

Target: Maar iets begon me te dagen - Ik hield nog steeds van wat ik deed.


Source: The turn of events as Apple had not changed that one bit.

Target: De gang van zaken bij Apple hadden dat niet veranderend.


Source: I been rejected, but I was still in love.

Target: Ik was afgewezen, maar nog steeds verliefd.


Source: And so I dicided to star over.

Target: En dus besloot ik overnieuw te beginnen.


Source: I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me.

Target: Toen had ik het niet door, maar ontslagen worden bij Apple bleek een van de beste dingen te zijn die me zouden kunnen overkomen.


Source: During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife.

Target: De volgende 5 jaar begon ik een bedrijf genaamd NeXT, een bedrijf genaamd Pixar, en werd ik verliefd op een geweldige vrouw die mijn echtgenote zou worden.


Source: Pixar went on to create the world's first computer aminated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world.

Target: Pixar maakte 's werelds eerste computer-geanimeerde film, Toy Story, en is nu een van de meest succesvolle animatie-studio's ter wereld.


Source: [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

Target: [applaus en gejuich]


Source: In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT and I returned to Apple. And the technology we was developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance.

Target: Na een opmerkelijke gang van zaken kocht Apple NeXT en kwam ik terug bij Apple, en de technologie die we bij NeXT ontwikkelde is de kern van Apple's huidige renaissance.


Source: And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

Target: En Lauren en ik hebben een prachtige familie samen.


Source: I'm pretty sure none of this would have happed if I hadn't been fired from Apple.

Target: Ik weet zeker dat dit allemaal niet zou zijn gebeurd als ik niet bij Apple was ontslagen.


Source: It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it.

Target: Het was een smerig medicijn, maar ik denk dat de patiënt het nodig hade.


Source: Sometime life can hit you in the head with a brick.

Target: Soms gooit het leven een steen naar je hoofd.


Source: You've got find what you love.

Target: Je moet zoeken waar je van houdt.


Source: And that is as true for work as it is for your lovers.

Target: En dat geldt evenveel voor je werk als voor je geliefden.


Source: Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is the great work.

Target: Je werk gaat een groot deel van je leven opvullen, maar de enige manier om helemaal tevreden te zijn is hetgeen te doen waarvan jij vindt dat het geweldig is.


Source: And the only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Target: En de enige manier om geweldige werk te doen is om hetgeen te doen waar je van houdt.


Source: If you haven't found it yet, keep looking and don't settle.

Target: Als je het nog niet gevonden hebt, blijf zoeken en vestig je niet.


Source: As with all matters of the heart, you'll when you find it.

Target: Zoals alle zaken van het hard, zul je weten wanneer je het vindt.


Source: And like any great relationship, it just better and better as the years roll on.

Target: En, zoals elke relatie, het wordt alleen maar beter hoe langer je doorgaat.


Source: So keep looking.

Target: Dus blijf zoeken.


Source: My third tory is about death.

Target: Mijn derde verhaal gaat over de dood.


Source: When I was 17, I read a qoute that went somthing like:

Target: Toen ik 17 was, las ik een quote die zo ging:


Source: If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right.

Target: "Als je elke dag leeft alsof het je laatste is, heb je uiteindelijk op een dag gelijk."


Source: It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked the mirror every morning and asked myself:

Target: Het maakte indruk op me, en sindsdien, 33 jaar lang, heb ik mezelf elke ochtend in de spiegel aangekeken en mezelf afgevraagd:


Source: "If today is the last day for my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" and whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change somthing.

Target: "Als vandaag de laatste dag van mijn leven is, zou ik dan willen doen wat ik vandaag ga doen?" En als het antwoord te vaak achter elkaar 'nee' was, wist ik dat ik iets moest veranderen.


Source: Remembering I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life.

Target: Onthouden dat ik binnenkort dood zou zijn is het belangrijkste instrument wat ik ben tegengekomen om grote beslissingen in het leven te maken.


Source: Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure

Target: Omdat bijna alles - Alle buitenstaande verwachtingen, trots, angst voor schaamte of mislukking


Source: - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.

Target: - deze dingen vallen allemaal weg tegenover de dood, zodat alleen het belangrijkste overblijft.


Source: There is no reason not to follow your heart.

Target: Er is geen reden om je hart niet te volgen.


Source: About a year ago, I was diagnosed with cancer.

Target: Ongeveer een jaar geleden werd kanker bij mij vastgesteld.


Source: I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas.

Target: Ik had een scan om 7:30 's ochtends, en het liet duidelijk een tumor op mijn alvleesklier zien.


Source: I didn't even know what a pancreas was.

Target: Ik wist niet eens wat een alvleesklier was.


Source: The doctosr told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, that I should expect to live no longer than 3 to 6 months.

Target: De doctoren zeiden dat dit het type kanker was dat niet te genezen is, en dat ik niet langer dan 3 tot 6 maanden te leven had.


Source: My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die.

Target: Mijn doctor adviseerde me om naar huis te gaan en de zaken te gaan regelen, wat doctorstaal is voor: 'bereid je voor op je dood'.


Source: It means to try and tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in jsut a few months.

Target: Het betekent dat je alles wat je in 10 jaar aan je kinderen wilde vertellen in een paar maanden moet vertellen.


Source: It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family.

Target: Het betekent dat je moet zorgen dat alles is geregeld om het zo makkelijk mogelijk te maken voor je familie.


Source: Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach, into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor.

Target: Later die dag had ik een biopsie, waar ze een endoscoop door mijn keel deden, door mijn maag, in mijn ingewanden, een naald in mijn alvleesklier staken en een paar cellen van de tumor te pakken kregen.


Source: I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, tole me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying, because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery.

Target: Ik was onder zijl, maar mijn vrouw, die er was, vertelde me dat de doctoren begonnen te huilen toen ze de cellen onder de microscoop legden, omdat het een hele zeldzame vorm van alvleesklier-kanker bleek te zijn die te genezen was met een operatie.


Source: I had the surgery and thankfully, I'm fine now.

Target: Ik heb de operatie laten doen en ik ben nu gelukkig beter.


Source: This was a closest I've been to facing death, and I hope it's the closest I get for a few more decades.

Target: Dit was het dichtst bij de dood als ik ooit geweest ben, en ik hoop de komende decennia niet dichterbij te komen.


Source: Having live throught it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

Target: Nu ik het heb meegemaakt, kan ik dit met wat meer zekerheid vertellen dan toen de dood nog puur intellectueel was.


Source: No one wants to die.

Target: Niemand wil dood.


Source: Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there.

Target: Zelfs mensen die naar de hemel willen, willen niet dood om er te komen.


Source: And yet death is the destination we all share.

Target: En toch is de dood de bestemming die we allemaal delen.


Source: It is Life's change agent.

Target: Het is de manier van het leven om te veranderen.


Source: It clears out the old to make way for the new.

Target: Het ruimt het oude op en maakt plaats voor het nieuwe.


Source: Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away.

Target: Nu zijn jullie het nieuwe, maar ooit worden jullie langzaamaan oud en worden jullie opgeruimd.


Source: Sorry to be so dramatic, but it's quite true.

Target: Sorry dat ik zo dramatisch ben, maar het is waar.


Source: Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.

Target: Jouw tijd is gelimiteerd, dus verspil het niet door iemand anders' leven te leven.


Source: Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking.

Target: Raak niet gevangen door dogma - het leven met de resultaten van gedachten van anderen.


Source: Don't let the noise of other's opinion drown out your own inner voice.

Target: Laat het lawaai van andermans meningen niet jouw innerlijke stem verzwelgen.


Source: And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

Target: En wat het belangrijkste is, heb de moed om jouw hard en intuïtie te volgen.


Source: When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation.

Target: Toen ik jong was, was er een geweldige uitgave genaamd 'The Whole Earth Catalog', wat een van de bijbels van mijn generatie was.


Source: It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch.

Target: Het was gemaakt door Steward Brand, hier niet ver vandaan, en hij bracht het tot leven met zijn poetisch vleugje.


Source: This was in the late 60's, before personal computer and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras.

Target: Dit was eind jaren 60, voor PC's en desktoppublishing, dus het werd gemaakt met typemachines, scharen, en polaroid-camera's.


Source: It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Target: Het was als Google in boekvorm, 35 jaar voor het er was: Het was idealistisch, en vloeide over van goede tools en geweldige denkbeelden.


Source: Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it ihad run its course, they put out a final issue.

Target: Stewart en zijn team hebben een aantal versie's van The Whole Earth Catalog uitgegeven en toen het zijn beste dagen had gekend brachten ze een laatste uitgave uit.


Source: It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age.

Target: Het was midden jaren 70, en ik was jullie leeftijd.


Source: On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous.

Target: Op de achterkant van de laatste uitgave stond een foto van een plattelandsweggetje, zo een die je vindt met wandelen als je een beetje avontuurlijk bent.


Source: Beneath it were the words:"Stay Hungry.

Target: Daaronder stonden de woorden:


Source: And I alway wished that for myself.

Target: En dat heb ik altijd voor mijzelf gewenst.


Source: And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Target: En nu, nu jullie afgestudeerden iets nieuws gaan beginnen, wens ik dat voor jullie.


Source: Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

Target: Blijf hongerig, blijf speels.


Source: Thank you all very much

Target: Heel erg bedankt.


Source: Annoucer: the preceding program is copyrighted by Stanford University.

Target: Omroeper: Het voorgaande programma is auteursrechtelijk beschermd door Stanford University.


Source: Please visit us at Stanford.edu

Target: Bezoek ons alstublieft op stanford.edu


Source: Podemos dominar la zona 41:13. solo Movemos los 130 jugadores Por 41:13 mandamos todo a una sola ciudad y tratamos de iniciar una Mega

Target: El PRI y el Partido Verde ya han postulado a su candidato... ...para Presidente Municipal de Atotonilco el Grande.


Source: Mandamos todo junto así tenemos asegurada la victoria atacamos la ciudad de Agustin y luego llegamos a todo su nucleo

Target: Lo que no saben, es que conseguimos la lista con los nombres... ...de las personas a quienes piensan comprar con laminitas y despensas. Van a repartir mucho dinero en dádivas en las comunidades más alejadas.


Source: los vamos a dejar secos y seguiremos invictos en esta guerra Mi Führer DDMS

Target: Mi Führer... ...la coalición... ...la coalición aún no lo ha echo oficial, es cuestión de tiempo... ...Luis Baños será el candidato de unidad.


Source: los que han sido saqueados por DDMS ¿Pero qué mierda está pasando?

Target: ¡Como que no es oficial!


Source: Éramos más de 130 jugadores

Target: ¡El es el mejor candidato que podamos tener!


Source: ELLOS SON SÓLO 30 TENÍAMOS MÁS DEL TRIPLE DE GENERALES

Target: ¡No podemos permitir que el PRI y sus dinosaurios regresen a Atotonilco!


Source: ¿QUÉ VAMOS A HACER?

Target: ¿¡No se acuerdan como nos fue con Raúl Téllez!?


Source: ¿DÓNDE ESTÁ DRAKO, LOCO, PRAN, DON PAPI?

Target: ¡Y cuando digo nadie, es nadie!


Source: NOS HAN HUMILLADO, SAQUEADO Y DEJADO EN RIDÍCULO INTERNACIONALMENTE

Target: ¡Estoy hasta la madre de esos cabrones del PRI!


Source: Mi señor, pero hemos ganado un par de batallas

Target: Mi Führer, el INE nos pueden multar...


Source: NI UN TERCIO DE LAS QUE NOS HAN GANADO

Target: ¡Me vale madres, déjame terminar! ¡Ya te dije que me cagan los del INE!


Source: Señor, es que cuando van ganando el ratio se van

Target: Mi Führer, el PRI tiene más recursos...


Source: Y ES QUE NOSOTROS NO PODEMOS EMPEZAR GANANDO EL RATIO?

Target: ¿¡Y eso que importa!? ¡Nosotros tenemos el apoyo de la gente!


Source: Ahora tengo que buscar una buena excusa para nuestro fracaso, somos la top 2, pensé que éramos invencibles... Y nos ganó una alianza que ni en el top 10 está ¿Qué vamos a decir?, Ahora tenemos que desaparecer del foro un tiempo

Target: La gente ya no se deja comprar con laminas ni despensas, muchos menos con pinches $500 pesos, ya no la tendrán tan fácil esos cabrones como antes... ...tampoco va a importar que tengan a dos pendejos diputados como Leonardo Pérez ni Pedro Luis Noble, de esos dos no se hace uno.


Source: Ni de los saqueos podemos hablar

Target: ¡Vamos a recordarle a la gente la deuda millonaria que dejó el PRI en Atotonilco!


Source: DDMS nos ha dado por las nalgas a todos nosotros

Target: ¡Cada vez que compro gasolina me acuerdo de esos culeros!


Source: Y eso que no estaba jugando todo DDMS donde jueguen todos no volvemos a jugar ika

Target: ¡Pero ya estuvo bueno de llenarse el bolsillo a costa de la gente!


Source: Debimos haber atacado a otra alianza

Target: ¡YA ESTUVO BUENO DE ESOS CABRONES!


Source: Una contra la que tuviéramos oportunidad, POR QUÉ TUVIERON QUE ATACAR A DDMS

Target: ¡No podemos permitirlo, después la fuente de la Alameda va a terminar en el jardín de algún PRIista culero! Igual que los coches y camionetas en la administración de Raúl Téllez


Source: No llores, él no sabe que tu fuiste la primera en insultarlos

Target: No llores, yo se que tu prima es Leticia Chapa.


Source: Maldita sea, ya tenía un discurso si ganábamos Es mejor olvidarnos de atacar otra vez a DDMS

Target: Debemos seguir con nuestro trabajo, la gente esta con nosotros... ...nos brindan su apoyo incondicional ya que vienen buenos tiempos...


Source: Nos volverían a humillar

Target: ¡GANAREMOS! Estoy cansado...


Source: Quiero volver a mi server de Venezuela Allá si podíamos ganar guerras

Target: Vamos a ganar la proxima elección y así darle a Atotonilco un rumbo aún mejor...


Source: DDMS son de otro nivel

Target: A chingar a su madre los del PRI.


Source: HAPPEN UNITED-STATES KILL O-S-A-M-A B-I-N L-A-D-E-N IX"left", HIMSELF"left" IX"index" A-L -Q-A-E-D-A IX"middle" MEN WOMEN CHILDREN KILL+++ ALL-INCLUDED

Target: Det var næsten ti år siden, at en lys september dag blev formørket af det værste angreb på det amerikanske folk, i vores historie. billederne af 9/11 er brændt fast i vores nationale hukommelse.


Source: Meu Führer... O #regras... O Vers falou do GameMods no #geral


Source: Os que acham que o Homem Bom é melhor moderador do que eu... saiam da sala.

Target: Jeg har fundet en løsning... på vores problem. Vi gør bare som den kloge franskmand Francios De Voltaier.


Source: Viados do caralho! Não consegue aquietar a merda desse cu!

Target: Han var folisof, forfatter og samfundskritiker og levede mellem 1694 og 1778


Source: E o Frani deixa essa porra virar uma anarquia do caralho!

Target: Han var meget kritik overfor enevælden og de franske konger som hærskede i hans samtid.


Source: Até o Animador... Até o Animador não fez nada ainda, e esse merdinha acha que manda!

Target: Han var særligt interesseret i naturvidenskaben bl.a. i forhold til Isaac Newton og han delte mange af de samme holdninger som John Locke.


Source: Mas Bilbis, ele só comentou o tópico do Dark José, nem passou link

Target: Derudover var han en af de første, der stillede sig kritisk overfor historiske kilder.


Source: Esse tópico pode chupar o meu ovo enquanto eu como o cu do Dark José!

Target: Bestemt... Dette hænger også sammen med hans citat:


Source: Podemos dominar la zona 41:13. solo

Target: Para informarle que Sr. HITLER que con gran esfuerso


Source: Movemos los 130 jugadores Por 41:13 mandamos todo a una sola ciudad y tratamos de iniciar una Mega

Target: Tigres se quedo abajo de nosotros


Source: Mandamos todo junto así tenemos asegurada la victoria atacamos la ciudad de Agustin y luego llegamos a todo su nucleo

Target: Pero Tigres jugo con Cruz Azul Y lo goleo 3 goles a cero con goles de Guiña Pero nosotros Somos super lider


Source: Y luego los saqueamos los vamos a dejar secos y seguiremos invictos en esta guerra

Target: ¿A ver si no califico Tigres porque si es así nos va llevar la chingada a todos... ...Diganmelo, No novamos a enfrentar al Campeon ...Porque si es así ...No sirve de nada el super liderato ni el nuevo estadio


Source: Mi Führer

Target: Mi Hiler..


Source: Salgan de aquí todos

Target: Quiero solo a los que le van a Monterrey...


Source: los que han sido saqueados por DDMS

Target: Tampoco quiero a quien le gusta los goles de Guiña... Tambien se queda ustedes 3 ¡¡¡MALDITA SEA!!!


Source: AHORA QUIEN NOS SALVA DE LA HUMILLACIÓN EN EL FORO

Target: Esos Incomparables se van a burlar de nosotros De que nos sirve el ser Lider si nos va a sacar Tigres


Source: NOS LO ADVIRTIERON

Target: Ya no podemos decir que tenemos nuevo estadio


Source: ¿DÓNDE ESTÁ DRAKO, LOCO, PRAN, DON PAPI?

Target: Eso ya es viejo


Source: NOS HAN HUMILLADO, SAQUEADO Y DEJADO EN RIDÍCULO INTERNACIONALMENTE

Target: Pero tenemos el super liderato


Source: Mi señor, pero hemos ganado un par de batallas

Target: Y tenemos nuevo estadio ¡NO NO SIRVE DE NADA ESO


Source: NI UN TERCIO DE LAS QUE NOS HAN GANADO

Target: Ivamos a ser campeones


Source: Señor, es que cuando van ganando el ratio se van

Target: Y ahora me salen que vamos con Tigres Mi Hiler


Source: Y ES QUE NOSOTROS NO PODEMOS EMPEZAR GANANDO EL RATIO?

Target: Podemos comprar al albitro PENDEJO " No nosquedo nada de dinero por el maldito estadio


Source: ¿Qué vamos a decir?, Ahora tenemos que desaparecer del foro un tiempo

Target: Y tuca ahora anda feliz


Source: Ahora tenemos que tragarnos lo que les dijimos antes de la guerra

Target: Tuca es mejor entrenador de Mexico Televisa lo contrato para sacar del oyó a la afición de México


Source: Ni de los saqueos podemos hablar

Target: No podremos contra ellos Nos van a golear


Source: Mandaron a Don PAPI a MV de tanto saquearlo

Target: Se van a burlas los incomparables de todos nosotros ¡VAMOS A QUEMAR BUTACAS! Pongancen a resar todos


Source: Pensaba que si podíamos con ellos

Target: Que no nosqueda de otra


Source: Todo mi plan se fue a la mierda, creí que podíamos

Target: Resenle a quien quiera Si quieren has el mismo chamuco A ver si así ganamos ...


Source: Pero NO, DDMS parece invencible... infra ha quedado en vergüenza mundial

Target: Entrenen a puerta cerrada


Source: DDMS nos ha dado por las nalgas a todos nosotros

Target: Y si los adictos quieren entrar díganle como dijo Suazuo " CALLENSEN EL OSICO"


Source: Una contra la que tuviéramos oportunidad, POR QUÉ TUVIERON QUE ATACAR A DDMS

Target: A ver si así se aguitan los incomparables ¿Que día vamos a jugar con tigres? Para que ese dia comente errorer de tigres además no se les olvide poner pancartas a escondidas de los Inconparables


Source: No llores, él no sabe que tu fuiste la primera en insultarlos

Target: ¡Yo te ayudo a ponerlas por la noche! Yo te ayudo a ponerlas después de las 12 madrugada Vuleva a cantar que los tigres tienen miedo no nos queda de otra


Source: Maldita sea, ya tenía un discurso si ganábamos Es mejor olvidarnos de atacar otra vez a DDMS

Target: Digan que tenemos el liderato y que tenemos nuevo estadio


Source: Nos volverían a humillar

Target: Y preparencen para la humillación


Source: Díganle a todos que no salgan por el foro

Target: Y vean a quien podemos comprar Para la siguiente temporada Que no sea muy caro que con lo del estadio nos queda poco presupuesto


Source: Quiero volver a mi server de Venezuela

Target: Pero que sean buenos


Source: Allá si podíamos ganar guerras

Target: Porque con lo que compramos esta temporada


Source: Allá éramos los mejores, Acá no somos nadie

Target: No pudimos ser campeones otra ves


Source: You want my dick ? ok i'm gay

Target: What do you doing?


Source: Este es el lugar del casamiento, ruta 2 Km 392.

Target: Podemos dominar la zona 41:13. solo


Source: Tenemos que girar a la derecha unos metros.

Target: Movemos los 130 jugadores


Source: Son unas cuadras de tierra.

Target: Por 41:13 mandamos todo a una sola ciudad y tratamos de iniciar una Mega


Source: Tenemos que tener cuidado con el tinto Asi no volvemos doblados. O meternos por el medio del campo

Target: Mandamos todo junto así tenemos asegurada la victoria atacamos la ciudad de Agustin y luego llegamos a todo su nucleo


Source: Que manejen las chicas asi nos chupamos todo.

Target: Y luego los saqueamos


Source: Si nos agarra transito, estamos fritos Bigote

Target: los vamos a dejar secos y seguiremos invictos en esta guerra


Source: Asi que el lunes no vendremos a trabajar. Los que ya confirmaron asistencia, retirense ya

Target: Ya no sabemos como defendernos


Source: Ortivas y golpistas.

Target: Salgan de aquí todos


Source: ¡Se los adverti!

Target: los que han sido saqueados por DDMS


Source: Esos turros no me quieren.

Target: ¿Pero qué mierda está pasando?


Source: Tendria que haberlos visitado, regalarles algo mas caro, jugar a la play con Fede,

Target: Éramos más de 130 jugadores ELLOS SON SÓLO 30 TENÍAMOS MÁS DEL TRIPLE DE GENERALES


Source: Comprarles otro perro,

Target: ¿QUÉ VAMOS A HACER?


Source: Sacarla a bailar a Micaela! eso teniamos que hacer!

Target: AHORA QUIEN NOS SALVA DE LA HUMILLACIÓN EN EL FORO NOS DIJERON QUE ERA LO MEJOR DE IKA.CO NOS LO ADVIRTIERON


Source: Van a ir todos tios, primos,amigos y yo aca, cagado de calor.

Target: ¿DÓNDE ESTÁ DRAKO, LOCO, PRAN, DON PAPI? NOS HAN HUMILLADO, SAQUEADO Y DEJADO EN RIDÍCULO INTERNACIONALMENTE