Source: - We are so old that we almost do not know what this is at all...

Target: 176 00:25:01,053 --&amp;gt; 00:25:04,080 - Ready, steady, go!


Source: - I think we can.

Target: 177 00:25:04,080 --&amp;gt; 00:25:21,099 At the beginning this looks good, but it gets harder.


Source: Hey, there is a speed limitation for that boat.

Target: The rubber band gets tighter and the muscles get sour.


Source: - Yes.

Target: And it is over.


Source: - I was not good with the caviar earlier.

Target: 178 00:25:21,099 --&amp;gt; 00:25:26,091 Well not completely, they have another try until one minute has passed.


Source: - No, but I think Kjusern (nickname) will try this one anyway.

Target: 179 00:25:26,091 --&amp;gt; 00:25:33,056 The boat is drifting, they must try once more.


Source: - I'll take them off for you.

Target: But maybe they lost their power.


Source: - Then just press enter.

Target: No, it's too hard, they did not get any further.


Source: - This is the next one.

Target: - Oh, God.


Source: - It remains to be seen.

Target: 186 00:26:26,041 --&amp;gt; 00:26:28,096 - We saw that they pushed hard from the start.


Source: - It was a hard game, you play a lot of cardgames?

Target: 187 00:26:28,096 --&amp;gt; 00:26:33,088 - I think we can.


Source: - No, not really.

Target: Hey, there is a speed limitation for that boat.


Source: I just thought if not...

Target: - Yes.


Source: - It was dry, have to say chicken about this on this.

Target: 188 00:26:33,088 --&amp;gt; 00:26:38,087 If we think about the physics, well, we'll see, maybe laws of physics can beat muscle power?


Source: - Chicken is correct, congratulations.

Target: 189 00:26:38,087 --&amp;gt; 00:26:44,066 I think we should rise up and leave the seats too.


Source: - It was very even but you did not win?

Target: That was a smart thing you did.


Source: We have a draw, 3-3.

Target: 193 00:27:00,046 --&amp;gt; 00:27:02,061 Remember, feet in the middle.


Source: - KU is quite - - Then just press enter.

Target: 194 00:27:02,061 --&amp;gt; 00:27:06,003 Ready Steady go!


Source: - Kjetil has written "kukken" (cock) - Yes, it's just a word for what we use to pee with.

Target: 195 00:27:06,003 --&amp;gt; 00:27:21,036 These guys are ready to beat 14.7.


Source: - Kjetil replied that a leap year has 365 days.

Target: They are getting up in the boat and with full speed ahead they get closer to the magic 14.7 meters.


Source: - A normal year do have that.

Target: 196 00:27:21,036 --&amp;gt; 00:27:35,018 But now they must give in.


Source: - Kjetil, congratulations.

Target: Well they reached 14.5 meters.


Source: - Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.

Target: And we wait for the next try.


Source: - Good Caviar Rally, very good.

Target: 197 00:27:35,018 --&amp;gt; 00:27:44,078 They too have trouble with going backwards.


Source: - Lasse has a good arm for throwing.

Target: 199 00:27:59,045 --&amp;gt; 00:28:06,080 But they missed again.


Source: - Okay, I'll do it.

Target: 20 00:05:13,036 --&amp;gt; 00:05:16,081 - An ace in the arm.


Source: - Yes.

Target: 200 00:28:06,080 --&amp;gt; 00:28:11,086 Yes, good!


Source: - Let's go.

Target: Oi, is it a pee bag on your back?


Source: - Didrik again, it's fantastic what an effort.

Target: 201 00:28:11,086 --&amp;gt; 00:28:24,000 Boys you only managed 14.5 meters, so you got beaten.


Source: - Mayonnaise, no, but it's mayonnaise in this.

Target: 202 00:28:24,000 --&amp;gt; 00:28:29,028 Then we don't have to pack our bags.


Source: - Have you given the answer?

Target: Boys you did well.. 203 00:28:29,028 --&amp;gt; 00:28:33,004 Alexander, how are your legs?


Source: - Geography is my strongest subject.

Target: 204 00:28:38,056 --&amp;gt; 00:28:43,084 - So you had more in?


Source: - No need to despair, this exercise gave just one point.

Target: 206 00:28:51,019 --&amp;gt; 00:28:59,004 You don't want to give in, you want to win, and when we started going backwards I was denying that, I wanted to move forward.


Source: - The most important point.

Target: 207 00:28:59,004 --&amp;gt; 00:29:00,016 Very good effort.


Source: - No, it is like this.

Target: 210 00:29:13,082 --&amp;gt; 00:29:22,013 We're going inside to the quiz-table and the next competition.


Source: As you see my t-shirt is a bit loose here.

Target: 211 00:29:22,013 --&amp;gt; 00:29:26,088 "Who is this?"


Source: - No, it was unfortunately Bill Clinton.

Target: 213 00:29:34,098 --&amp;gt; 00:29:38,018 Which one of you boys know most celebrities?


Source: - No, my god it's honey.

Target: 215 00:29:47,072 --&amp;gt; 00:29:50,006 - So you'll try.


Source: - Of course, it is honey.

Target: - Yes.


Source: - No, no, I think not.

Target: 216 00:29:50,006 --&amp;gt; 00:29:57,078 And what about you?


Source: - This is completely wrong.

Target: 218 00:30:00,090 --&amp;gt; 00:30:14,063 OK.


Source: - No, this is...

Target: Then we have Alexander versus Kjetil, and the others can sit down.


Source: - North America's northernmost settlement called Grise Fiord.

Target: 22 00:05:24,008 --&amp;gt; 00:05:27,023 But we will come back to if it becomes relevant.


Source: - It is so tricky question.

Target: 220 00:30:21,044 --&amp;gt; 00:30:24,079 - Then you have 5 seconds to come up with the answer.


Source: We'll go on.

Target: 222 00:30:30,084 --&amp;gt; 00:30:33,065 - Are you ready?


Source: Here is the next voice.

Target: - Yes, I'm ready.


Source: - Shall we continue like this?

Target: 223 00:30:33,065 --&amp;gt; 00:30:39,028 Here is the first voice.


Source: The others can sit down.

Target: 226 00:30:46,088 --&amp;gt; 00:30:52,039 - I had no chance on this.


Source: - Good luck.

Target: - Here is the next voice.


Source: - Okay, Lasse, you can come with me.

Target: 227 00:30:52,039 --&amp;gt; 00:30:53,085 Mia Gundersen.


Source: - Okay, okay, okay, come on.

Target: The score is 1-1.


Source: It is now in question.

Target: Let's kickstart the evening's first rehearsal.


Source: - Can you do one more, you have actually won this exercise.

Target: 230 00:31:02,044 --&amp;gt; 00:31:09,027 OK.


Source: - Ready, steady, go!

Target: Here is the next voice.


Source: - Siv Jensen (right wing politician) - That is right.

Target: 233 00:31:14,060 --&amp;gt; 00:31:18,010 - No, it was unfortunately Bill Clinton.


Source: - And that means they go to 3 meters.

Target: You had it, Bill Clinton and George Bush have very similar voices.


Source: - So we have decided to use our wild card.

Target: 235 00:31:22,058 --&amp;gt; 00:31:25,025 Well, they both speak American.


Source: - You have chosen to use your secret helper for this competition?

Target: 236 00:31:25,025 --&amp;gt; 00:31:32,017 Yes, that's true.


Source: - So you had more in?

Target: But you were really close, but sorry, that's life.


Source: - Alex, this is not what I want to hear now.

Target: Kjetil ,you are in the lead 2-1.


Source: - Take some water, Didrik.

Target: - Yes , just luck and that is nice.


Source: Ups, is it allowed to say?

Target: Thank you.


Source: - Yes, it's allowed to say.

Target: 239 00:31:42,088 --&amp;gt; 00:31:47,091 - OK.


Source: - Thank you.

Target: - Shall we continue like this?


Source: We hope we do not get it.

Target: 24 00:05:34,024 --&amp;gt; 00:05:42,027 "Mini excavator" 240 00:31:47,091 --&amp;gt; 00:32:03,057 - I think I have a hunch...


Source: - No, let's hope we do not.

Target: - Well, I have 5 people in mind.


Source: - That's exactly right.

Target: The score is 2-2 and we continue.


Source: - Can I take off the glasses?

Target: 3-2 to Kjetil.


Source: - That's good, Lasse!

Target: 245 00:32:38,008 --&amp;gt; 00:32:43,015 I recognized that Whisky voice.


Source: Didrik is entering now.

Target: 246 00:32:43,015 --&amp;gt; 00:32:50,099 There is a recognizable character in that voice.


Source: - The ball hit the floor before he caught it.

Target: OK, let's continue, the next voice.


Source: - I have done.

Target: We have a draw, 3-3.


Source: - Then you have 5 seconds to come up with the answer.

Target: 248 00:32:57,095 --&amp;gt; 00:33:09,071 OK.


Source: - OK.

Target: Here is the next voice.


Source: - There you are.

Target: 249 00:33:09,071 --&amp;gt; 00:33:11,028 Martin Luther King.


Source: - Yes.

Target: 250 00:33:11,028 --&amp;gt; 00:33:17,053 That's right.


Source: - This is the first.

Target: The score is 4-3 in favor of Kjetil.


Source: - Huh!

Target: You knew too in the end?


Source: - This one I need to taste.

Target: 251 00:33:17,053 --&amp;gt; 00:33:21,050 Yes, well there is no other who had a dream like him.


Source: - Time is out!

Target: 253 00:33:32,067 --&amp;gt; 00:33:34,058 Harald Heide Steen.


Source: - Times out?

Target: 254 00:33:34,058 --&amp;gt; 00:33:52,060 Sorry that is wrong.


Source: - Completely correct.

Target: And Kjetil wins the quiz.


Source: That I do not need even try to eat, it's eggs.

Target: - Third time lucky, it was so good to get that victory.


Source: - Was it harder then you thought?

Target: - He was very fast.


Source: - Well, it is the end that is worst, absolutely.

Target: 257 00:34:00,092 --&amp;gt; 00:34:03,082 - Yes, you were quick.


Source: - Wasn't it fun to meet someone more trigger happy than you?

Target: - You did well.


Source: - He was very fast.

Target: 258 00:34:03,082 --&amp;gt; 00:34:06,003 I'm known for that.


Source: - We've probably lost all of jokes or facts so far.

Target: And we're heading for competition number 6.


Source: - Just to not sick you out.

Target: 26 00:05:49,089 --&amp;gt; 00:05:54,042 Yes, Henriette, a participant from each team go with a pallet truck with a box on.


Source: - Well then you can go and get ready.

Target: 260 00:34:26,000 --&amp;gt; 00:34:33,020 In this competition the participants are handed out gigantic Lego bricks, and they shall build a tower and climb as high as possible.


Source: - Well, then it's time to get ready.

Target: 263 00:34:44,038 --&amp;gt; 00:34:45,063 - He has got very good balance.


Source: - That's all right.

Target: 264 00:34:45,063 --&amp;gt; 00:34:47,084 - Do I really?


Source: - Well, you have to beat 14.7 meters, what do you think?

Target: - You look ready, that is good.


Source: - Oh, God.

Target: 266 00:34:50,079 --&amp;gt; 00:34:52,019 Very ready.


Source: - What are you laughing at?

Target: 267 00:34:52,019 --&amp;gt; 00:34:54,060 - An you have chosen Lasse Kjus for this competition.


Source: - He was absolutely fantastic, and so effective.

Target: 269 00:34:57,039 --&amp;gt; 00:34:59,093 - Heavy butt.


Source: - What is the reason?

Target: - Loves to climb, our monkey.


Source: - Which one of you will do it?

Target: Then they will use their mini excavator to burst six balloons.


Source: - We go for Didrik.

Target: 270 00:34:59,093 --&amp;gt; 00:35:01,051 Heavy butt?


Source: - Yes, Kjetil?

Target: That is not an advantage?


Source: - You have to throw hard and high.

Target: 271 00:35:01,051 --&amp;gt; 00:35:09,030 No, we'll see.


Source: - Yes, Lasse your turn.. - And now they both will throw from 5 meters.

Target: Didrik has shown himself as a versatile person, so I am a bit excited about this.


Source: - Yes, Lasse, it is you who starts.

Target: 272 00:35:09,030 --&amp;gt; 00:35:20,017 Good luck, the other two can sit down.


Source: - Yes, it looks like you are in great shape today.

Target: 277 00:35:38,013 --&amp;gt; 00:35:41,019 - You have 3 minutes, are you ready?


Source: - Yes, it's me to be "in the fire".

Target: 278 00:35:41,019 --&amp;gt; 00:35:50,023 OK, ready, steady, go!


Source: - Yes, then you should get ready.

Target: We see the foundation is set already.


Source: - Didrik would have managed, but we have someone even better.

Target: 282 00:36:12,093 --&amp;gt; 00:36:22,080 While Didrik is building his tower, still standing on the ground.


Source: - You are in the lead on pure luck.

Target: Start climbing, Didrik.


Source: - Yes , just luck and that is nice.

Target: 284 00:36:47,000 --&amp;gt; 00:37:00,019 Two minutes to go.


Source: Thank you.

Target: 285 00:37:00,019 --&amp;gt; 00:37:16,059 Breathe easy!


Source: - You are on a run now.

Target: 286 00:37:16,059 --&amp;gt; 00:37:19,028 - No, that was smart.


Source: - No, you must wear glasses the rest of the evening.

Target: 288 00:37:49,018 --&amp;gt; 00:37:51,046 Very good, Didrik, slow motions.


Source: - You have 3 minutes, are you ready?

Target: 29 00:06:08,033 --&amp;gt; 00:06:12,068 First man back wins the exercise.


Source: - You have to have it in mind before you write the word.

Target: - That was very good.


Source: - You should have it in mind before you say "KU".

Target: 291 00:39:09,055 --&amp;gt; 00:39:12,080 You said you had problems with your balance, but that did not show.


Source: - You have?

Target: - Good.


Source: - I did not even know what it is, "How many?"

Target: 294 00:39:26,006 --&amp;gt; 00:39:31,011 But that worked like crap, so I had to put it down again.


Source: 2-0 to Didrik Solli-Tangen.

Target: It was a catastrophe.


Source: How many states are there in U.S.?

Target: 295 00:39:31,011 --&amp;gt; 00:39:38,086 Lasse balances and gets 6 points, so the score is 16 - 5 to Aamodt and Kjus.


Source: Slightly off balance, but caught the ball.

Target: 30 00:06:12,068 --&amp;gt; 00:06:16,066 Didrik you're from Porsgrunn, How much digger driving did you do growing up there?


Source: A participant from each team tasting food blindfolded, and the task is simply to give me the names of the food.

Target: 300 00:40:02,070 --&amp;gt; 00:40:05,073 so this competition is not for those who is afraid of heights.


Source: Aamodt and Kjus grab the first point and leads 1-0.

Target: 301 00:40:05,073 --&amp;gt; 00:40:15,080 Between the high flying participants there is a bell, and the first one to ring the bell is the winner.


Source: Alexander has written "folkehjelp" (peoples help), and it gave 85 100 hits.

Target: 304 00:40:29,060 --&amp;gt; 00:40:35,047 - No, it is like this.


Source: Alexander has written "hudpleie" ( skin care) and that gave 288,000 hits.

Target: - Stop with that nonsense.


Source: That means Alexander, that if you take the next, you've won this exercise.

Target: 305 00:40:35,047 --&amp;gt; 00:40:40,090 - So we have decided to use our wild card.


Source: Alexander has written "skjeden" (vagina), and "skjeden" gave 43,000 hits, which means that Alexander is the winner of this exercise.

Target: - You have chosen to use your secret helper for this competition?


Source: Alexander tried to avoid it and wrote "kunst" (art), and "kunst" returned 56,600,000 hits.That was impressive.

Target: - Didrik would have managed, but we have someone even better.


Source: And "kukken" returned 67,400 hits, ladies and gentlemen.

Target: 308 00:40:47,080 --&amp;gt; 00:40:54,030 And we decided to use someone that really can show these guys how it's done.


Source: This is terribly heavy, but Lasse does not have to take out the last effort.

Target: 310 00:41:01,058 --&amp;gt; 00:41:07,080 Ladies and Gentleman please welcome - Finn Christian Jagge (Finken).


Source: And I see you have chosen Alexander to be elevated to the top, and Didrik you shall you use your arm-strength.

Target: 311 00:41:07,080 --&amp;gt; 00:41:11,061 - Thank you for your trust.


Source: Why have you chosen this?

Target: - And suddenly Finken is here.


Source: And Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.

Target: 312 00:41:11,061 --&amp;gt; 00:41:17,095 - But on the wrong team, Finken, you are an alpine skier.


Source: He got 10 points for this, and the score is 33-22 to Aamodt and Kjus.

Target: - It is very pleasant, welcome.


Source: And a new tube, only a few inches from the finish line.

Target: How are you doing?


Source: And now you're ready, and that means that he will win.

Target: 314 00:41:25,036 --&amp;gt; 00:41:33,089 - Well then you can go and get ready.


Source: Here you can both get points.

Target: 316 00:41:37,075 --&amp;gt; 00:41:46,086 It is Finken who is going to drag Alexander Rybak up into the skies.


Source: And the first one to 5 points wins.

Target: We'll see if Finken's huge power is still there.


Source: And it gave 86,500 hits, and the point goes to Alexander.

Target: 317 00:41:46,086 --&amp;gt; 00:41:50,061 Ready steady go!


Source: It was smart Alexander.

Target: 318 00:41:50,061 --&amp;gt; 00:41:57,005 Come on.


Source: And now it is Alexander.

Target: Lasse might have a little lead.


Source: A one handed save.

Target: And I spent a lot of time with that.


Source: That's good, but it's a little fever over it.

Target: 320 00:42:23,000 --&amp;gt; 00:42:46,074 Alexander looks towards the bell, it is quite even, but we see that Alexander Rybak is getting a little lead.


Source: A little uncertainty.

Target: 321 00:42:46,074 --&amp;gt; 00:43:03,043 What's happening now?


Source: And our point system is still complicated, so it's probably best that we get a proper explanation from you, Gunnar Grimstad.

Target: 323 00:43:23,086 --&amp;gt; 00:43:29,040 This was very exciting, it was quite even.


Source: And that means Didrik winning the quiz.

Target: Was it very hard?


Source: And that means that the score is 23 - 5 to Aamodt and Kjus!

Target: 324 00:43:29,040 --&amp;gt; 00:43:34,029 The funny thing about this competition was that it was my legs that got exhausted.


Source: And the cheers for Lasse rise as he approaches the studio, and Didrik has not given up yet.

Target: 325 00:43:34,029 --&amp;gt; 00:43:37,067 So it was an Alpine competition.


Source: He keeps on.

Target: You selected the right helper.


Source: And it is the first one to 5 points.

Target: - What happened in the end?


Source: And the correct answer is that it is a joke, and the point goes to Didrik.

Target: 327 00:43:43,060 --&amp;gt; 00:43:55,022 Well, I felt I was doing better and got ahead.


Source: And the musicians have made an impressive effort so far.

Target: And I heard Lasse breathing more and more, and I got extra power realizing that Lasse was getting exhausted.


Source: And then the first is in the box, two more and he can start running into the studio.

Target: Next time we do this... 33 00:06:27,068 --&amp;gt; 00:06:30,078 It means perhaps that it is Didrik who will be "in the fire" at this competition.


Source: And then the tubes are running, and Lasse is doing good.

Target: 330 00:44:11,025 --&amp;gt; 00:44:15,089 Next time we'll talk before.


Source: He uses a two-handed crushing, and earn a bit on that, Didrik dawdling a bit where he is now.

Target: 331 00:44:15,089 --&amp;gt; 00:44:23,086 I tackled Finken, he was there and I went straight on him.


Source: And there is Lasse ready with a new one and Didrik is ready with a new one.

Target: 332 00:44:23,086 --&amp;gt; 00:44:25,094 - I hope you are doing fine.


Source: Very close race, awesome.

Target: - Yes, of course.


Source: And this is about knowing what words are mostly search for at google.

Target: 333 00:44:25,094 --&amp;gt; 00:44:30,007 - Well, you got 7 points in this competition.


Source: And we decided to use someone that really can show these guys how it's done.

Target: 334 00:44:30,007 --&amp;gt; 00:44:35,000 And that means that the score is 23 - 5 to Aamodt and Kjus!


Source: And we will return to the Quiz table and hand out nine points in the exercise No.

Target: 335 00:45:47,004 --&amp;gt; 00:45:54,080 Welcome back.


Source: But first to the icing on the cake.

Target: - Good, Okay.


Source: At the beginning this looks good, but it gets harder.

Target: 342 00:46:33,082 --&amp;gt; 00:46:43,025 - He is certainly is the best cook.


Source: The rubber band gets tighter and the muscles get sour.

Target: - We go for it and I try again.


Source: Behind the nice title "Elevator buddy", there is hidden a "tiny" power struggle.

Target: - We go for Lasse.


Source: Both participants responded that this is a fact, and that's exactly right, it's fact.

Target: Then it is Lasse Kjus against Didrik Solli-Tangen.


Source: Boys you only managed 14.5 meters, so you got beaten.

Target: You can go and sit at the break table.


Source: But Lasse lose one there, and Didrik take advantage of it and cracks his.

Target: 346 00:47:01,078 --&amp;gt; 00:47:04,066 You can put on these glasses, and the apron.


Source: Lasse comes up, and there is Didrik finished and then Lasse is finished.

Target: 347 00:47:04,066 --&amp;gt; 00:47:07,017 A bit short in the arms and thick stomach, I won't manage to reach around.


Source: But maybe they're very persistent.

Target: - Yes.


Source: But now they must give in.

Target: - Yes.


Source: Well they reached 14.5 meters.

Target: 35 00:06:36,072 --&amp;gt; 00:06:38,065 - Lasse?


Source: Good effort guys.

Target: - Yes.


Source: And we wait for the next try.

Target: 350 00:47:30,060 --&amp;gt; 00:47:34,074 The first food product is located here.


Source: It was a catastrophe.

Target: 351 00:47:34,074 --&amp;gt; 00:47:42,008 May I start?


Source: But they should be aware of that big muscles get sour quickly when tired.

Target: 352 00:47:42,008 --&amp;gt; 00:47:52,000 It is absolutely correct, it's eggs.


Source: They find their places and now they are ready!

Target: Now you've managed 1 out of 10 foods.


Source: Lasse loses his case, and Didrik is not sorry for that.

Target: You have now managed 2 of 10 foods.


Source: There is still a small run up to where they can park the truck,

Target: 354 00:48:01,050 --&amp;gt; 00:48:12,009 Ah!


Source: But you need to rest, Lasse.

Target: Now I have to think a bit.


Source: I will give it a try.

Target: 355 00:48:12,009 --&amp;gt; 00:48:19,089 - No, my god it's honey.


Source: Caviar, of course, my God.

Target: - Of course, it is honey.


Source: Come on, come on!

Target: 356 00:48:19,089 --&amp;gt; 00:48:32,050 - Am I on the right place?


Source: Come on, come on.

Target: - Yes, you are.


Source: Come on.

Target: You are at No.


Source: Didrik against Lasse.

Target: 359 00:48:39,084 --&amp;gt; 00:48:42,005 - Is this it?


Source: And that's exactly right.

Target: 36 00:06:38,065 --&amp;gt; 00:06:45,075 have tried the excavators earlier in the competition.


Source: Donald Duck has three nephews.

Target: There have been varying degrees of success.


Source: Didrik got 9 points.

Target: Is it time to the opportunity to Kjetil?


Source: And now it is almost a dead heat with 22-23 to Aamodt and Kjus.

Target: 360 00:48:42,005 --&amp;gt; 00:48:49,002 Now, I think we are at a dairy product.


Source: Didrik has answered 3600, and that isjust right, and the point goes to Didrik.

Target: 363 00:49:03,003 --&amp;gt; 00:49:11,010 - Do mayonnaise taste so strong?


Source: Didrik has emptied the tube right now, and so have Lasse.

Target: But I say mayonnaise.


Source: Take a new one, pull the cork and use a one-handed crushing around the corner here and Didrik is a bit behind.

Target: - It is unfortunately wrong, because it's caviar.


Source: Didrik, you did very well for a long time.

Target: It was salmon.


Source: Do you know what, Didrik?

Target: 366 00:49:38,079 --&amp;gt; 00:49:46,053 - Is this the next one?


Source: I was quite speechless and more exhausted then you, just by sitting there cheering for you.

Target: - This is the next one.


Source: Don't forget anything this time, Lasse.

Target: 368 00:49:55,024 --&amp;gt; 00:49:57,028 You've managed 6.


Source: You tend to forget things.

Target: 369 00:49:57,028 --&amp;gt; 00:50:15,033 Oh my God, what is this?


Source: We have that seen previously.

Target: There is some small round stuff in here.


Source: That was the last one, and Lasse is heading for the studio.

Target: It's Rice cream, Rice cream it is.


Source: First man back wins the exercise.

Target: - I can not use motorized vehicles.


Source: Didrik follows elegantly and easy straight after.

Target: 371 00:50:23,000 --&amp;gt; 00:50:38,069 It's a bit frisky.


Source: Get ready for the first exercise.

Target: And then there is something - this was something weird stuff.


Source: And you can go and sit at the break table.

Target: I go for fish bowls.


Source: Good luck, the other two can sit down.

Target: 373 00:50:45,059 --&amp;gt; 00:51:03,074 What's all this about?


Source: Good luck.

Target: Oh yes, I've eaten it before.


Source: What about you - joke or fact.

Target: I say Gandiosa Pizza.(a norwegian Pizza brand) 374 00:51:03,074 --&amp;gt; 00:51:10,064 It is absolutely correct Lasse Kjus.


Source: You can go and sit at the break table.

Target: 375 00:51:10,064 --&amp;gt; 00:51:20,078 Thank you, thank you.


Source: Great, it will be Kjusern.

Target: 376 00:51:20,078 --&amp;gt; 00:51:25,087 - Hey, Didrik, are you ready to taste the food?


Source: That is not an advantage?

Target: - In this?


Source: Here comes the latest and potentially decisive issue.

Target: - In this, yes.


Source: In a deck, the King of Hearts is the only one without a mustache.

Target: 379 00:51:34,060 --&amp;gt; 00:51:43,019 - Ugh!


Source: Here is the first voice.

Target: That I do not need even try to eat, it's eggs.


Source: Here is the next statement:

Target: - That's exactly right.


Source: Hitler did only watch one football match in his whole life.

Target: 381 00:51:50,019 --&amp;gt; 00:51:52,088 - Tomato?


Source: How many beers are there in a Swedish sixpack?

Target: - Completely correct.


Source: I ask you questions and the answers to the question is always a number.

Target: 382 00:51:52,088 --&amp;gt; 00:51:57,040 And you've managed 2 of 10 foods.


Source: I play with Lego by myself.

Target: 384 00:51:59,002 --&amp;gt; 00:52:02,062 If it tastes a bit strange Didrik, it's because I've touched all the food.


Source: I have a room where I have Lego covering the whole floor, so I am enjoying myself playing with Lego.

Target: 385 00:52:02,062 --&amp;gt; 00:52:04,047 - You have?


Source: I recognized that Whisky voice.

Target: - Yes.


Source: There is a touch of Whisky in it, isn't it?

Target: 386 00:52:04,047 --&amp;gt; 00:52:12,005 - Honey.


Source: I see you have chosen Didrik for this competition, why is that?

Target: He is quick on this.


Source: I tackled Finken, he was there and I went straight on him.

Target: 387 00:52:12,005 --&amp;gt; 00:52:20,064 There is a little slow up in the head at this Kjus.


Source: I take a chance.

Target: 388 00:52:20,064 --&amp;gt; 00:52:27,012 - This one I need to taste.


Source: I take the blue one.

Target: 389 00:52:27,012 --&amp;gt; 00:52:30,091 Come on, come on.


Source: I think we should rise up and leave the seats too.

Target: 390 00:52:30,091 --&amp;gt; 00:52:34,014 - Avocado?


Source: That was a smart thing you did.

Target: - Yes, good!


Source: So the tactic is to relax a bit at first.

Target: 391 00:52:34,014 --&amp;gt; 00:52:43,069 Right.


Source: I tried to avoid that one.

Target: 392 00:52:43,069 --&amp;gt; 00:52:52,060 - No, this is...


Source: I wonder if you should step down, with a quiz exercise, now that already are getting started.

Target: - What do you think it smells?


Source: I'm known for that.

Target: You've made 5 of 10.


Source: If both succeed, they move 1 meter further from the wall and repeat the exercise.

Target: 394 00:53:19,018 --&amp;gt; 00:53:27,049 - Salmon.


Source: If it becomes more exciting now, then...

Target: You have now managed 6 of 10 it is awesome, Didrik.


Source: In this competition the teams shall compete in a pedal boat.

Target: 398 00:53:45,014 --&amp;gt; 00:53:48,009 - 7 out of 10, have you managed so far.


Source: The boat is tied to a rubber band that gets tighter the further the competitors get.

Target: - I just have to chew up.


Source: In this competition the teams shall listen to voices and recognize which celebrities the voice belongs too.

Target: 399 00:53:48,009 --&amp;gt; 00:54:09,001 - Take some water, Didrik.


Source: In this competition, participants are given a word.

Target: Ups, is it allowed to say?


Source: In this quiz here, you get questions and all answers are numbers.

Target: 4 00:02:14,026 --&amp;gt; 00:02:43,057 Welcome to Kjetil Andre Aamodt and Lasse Kjus!


Source: Which one of you will be in the fire?

Target: 40 00:07:02,026 --&amp;gt; 00:07:10,043 Enjoy.


Source: It also means that Didrik Solli-Tangen won this quiz, congratulations.

Target: 400 00:54:09,001 --&amp;gt; 00:54:14,036 - It's Christmas pudding, Rice pudding - Rice oat is quite correct.


Source: It hardly worked last time.

Target: This is so good!


Source: It is absolutely correct Lasse Kjus.

Target: It is now in question.


Source: And you managed 8 of 10 foods.

Target: - Can you do one more, you have actually won this exercise.


Source: It is absolutely correct, it's eggs.

Target: 405 00:54:43,007 --&amp;gt; 00:54:48,034 - What are you laughing at?


Source: Now you've managed 1 out of 10 foods.

Target: - Is there any sauce in here?


Source: It is quite even.

Target: It's fish balls.


Source: Lasse might have a little lead.

Target: 406 00:54:48,034 --&amp;gt; 00:54:53,043 - That's exactly right.


Source: They're working hard...

Target: Congratulations, Didrik.


Source: It is two young talented entertainers, musicians and singers you will meet this evening.

Target: - Can I take off the glasses?


Source: And I spent a lot of time with that.

Target: 409 00:55:05,035 --&amp;gt; 00:55:09,062 - Alexander, Didrik was quite ram on this.


Source: It was slightly less than the first one.

Target: - Yes, he is very clever.


Source: It was tempting to write "sexhjelp" (sexhelp), but I thought that I would be somewhat decent and wrote "selvhjelp" and got 78,300 hits.

Target: 41 00:07:10,043 --&amp;gt; 00:07:17,045 Then we are ready, and now it is Didrik Solli-Tangen against Lasse Kjus.


Source: It will be awarded a total of 66 points, and the first team to get 33 points won.

Target: Let us see how this goes.


Source: And then there is something - this was something weird stuff.

Target: - He was absolutely fantastic, and so effective.


Source: Ready steady go!

Target: Which one of you will be in the fire?


Source: Just keep it calm, Lasse, you don't need to get any higher, I think it is high enough.

Target: 415 00:55:46,087 --&amp;gt; 00:55:51,018 - You are on a run now.


Source: Kjetil has responded, and he answered 52, and there are many who answers that to this question.

Target: - Should I just go on?


Source: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome - Finn Christian Jagge (Finken).

Target: 419 00:56:00,084 --&amp;gt; 00:56:05,029 - You take it.


Source: Lasse balances and gets 6 points, so the score is 16 - 5 to Aamodt and Kjus.

Target: - I did not even know what it is, "How many?"


Source: Lasse did the first ball, and then it's Alexander's turn.

Target: 42 00:07:17,045 --&amp;gt; 00:07:20,065 Ready, steady, go!


Source: Lasse has started to build and is already climbing the tower.

Target: 420 00:56:05,029 --&amp;gt; 00:56:06,085 You take it anyway.


Source: And that is possibly a good solution.

Target: 421 00:56:06,085 --&amp;gt; 00:56:23,079 Then it will be Kjetil against Didrik.


Source: Lasse is 1 meter over the ground already.

Target: You can sit down while we take the road to the quiz table.


Source: And Didrik when are you going to start climbing, what are you thinking about?

Target: 422 00:56:23,079 --&amp;gt; 00:56:28,036 I ask you questions and the answers to the question is always a number.


Source: Lasse is a master with caviar tube, and get with this victory 11 points, and with that Aamodt and Kjus wins tonight's competition with 44 - 22.

Target: The first who have entered the number get to answer.


Source: May I start?

Target: 425 00:56:41,030 --&amp;gt; 00:56:51,000 Okay.


Source: No it is not, you're thinking right, Didrik.

Target: 427 00:56:58,025 --&amp;gt; 00:57:01,068 - Didrik, you are truly in a good run now.


Source: No, it wasn't.

Target: - What's happening?


Source: Didrik has shown himself as a versatile person, so I am a bit excited about this.

Target: 429 00:57:08,041 --&amp;gt; 00:57:18,000 Didrik responded that there are 6 beers in a Swedish sixpack, and it is of course correct.


Source: Not a problem for rating this time either.

Target: 43 00:07:20,065 --&amp;gt; 00:07:29,083 Full speed out, and Lasse is leading on the way out of the studio.


Source: Focused and controlled.

Target: Didrik follows elegantly and easy straight after.


Source: Rybak at 3 meters.

Target: 430 00:57:18,000 --&amp;gt; 00:57:25,041 2-0 to Didrik Solli-Tangen.


Source: Now I'm very excited.

Target: How many states are there in U.S.?


Source: Now we have the part of the exercise where Lasse has favor.

Target: Donald Duck has three nephews.


Source: He can do excavators, while Didrik is relatively new to this area.

Target: 434 00:57:55,042 --&amp;gt; 00:58:17,039 This can be crucial.


Source: Now you have managed 8, and are tie with Lasse Kjus, as he did in fact 8 of 10.

Target: Didrik can walk away with victory in this exercise if he answers correctly now.


Source: Now you have to do it, if not Lasse has won the exercise.

Target: How many days are there in a leap year?


Source: He is a bit nervous.

Target: 435 00:58:17,039 --&amp;gt; 00:58:24,005 - Kjetil replied that a leap year has 365 days.


Source: Going up and down on his knees.

Target: - A normal year do have that.


Source: Now, I think we are at a dairy product.

Target: And the point goes to Didrik.


Source: Here is the next voice.

Target: 439 00:58:45,049 --&amp;gt; 00:58:48,000 Didrik got 9 points.


Source: Then we have Alexander versus Kjetil, and the others can sit down.

Target: 44 00:07:29,083 --&amp;gt; 00:07:43,050 But what is going on?


Source: Oh my God, what is this?

Target: The moment a participant fails, and the other don't, we have a winner.


Source: There is some small round stuff in here.

Target: 442 00:59:18,044 --&amp;gt; 00:59:20,093 Which one of you have the best throwing arm?


Source: It's Rice cream, Rice cream it is.

Target: 443 00:59:20,093 --&amp;gt; 00:59:24,056 - I have to prove that I can be good in something too.


Source: I say rice cream (a desert)

Target: - Alexander.


Source: Then there is the rating from 2 meters.

Target: 445 00:59:33,004 --&amp;gt; 00:59:35,074 Yes guys, which one of you has the best throwing arm?


Source: Oh, it's either Bill Clinton or George Bush.

Target: 446 00:59:35,074 --&amp;gt; 00:59:41,084 - Lasse has a good arm for throwing.


Source: Oh, my muscles got sour.

Target: - Okay, I'll do it.


Source: It was 5 cm above the floor level.

Target: 448 00:59:48,024 --&amp;gt; 00:59:55,045 Points-wise, it is quite equal.


Source: I do not understand why he throws so resolved.

Target: It will feel really good to take the victory in this exercise.


Source: Okay, now I just have to not think that this is difficult, it is certainly not.

Target: 449 00:59:55,045 --&amp;gt; 01:00:01,038 - Yes, Lasse, it is you who starts.


Source: Okay, the next word is "skje" (spoon).

Target: Go and get ready.


Source: Okay, then it is Kjetil against Didrik.

Target: - And Lasse is ready from 1 meter.


Source: Okay, then the rest of you can sit down.

Target: 450 01:00:01,038 --&amp;gt; 01:00:04,078 - I start at 1 meter?


Source: Okay, then you have answered.

Target: - Yes.


Source: Didrik has responded that this is fact, while Kjetil has responded that this is a joke.

Target: 451 01:00:04,078 --&amp;gt; 01:00:09,044 Yes, it is important to be able to throw, but it is also very important to have a good catch.


Source: How many seconds are there in an hour?

Target: The ball came back a little too fast, but he caught it, and they are still both in.


Source: Okey Lasse, There you go.

Target: Good job.


Source: One more try, don't give up.

Target: 456 01:00:29,019 --&amp;gt; 01:00:31,067 - Alexander.


Source: No, it's too hard, they did not get any further.

Target: - You are now at 2 meters.


Source: They go for a last try and we notice that Kjus is really tired.

Target: 456 01:00:31,067 --&amp;gt; 01:00:36,024 What do you do now.


Source: Per Sundnes ( mr.

Target: Now he's more secure.


Source: Eurovision in Norway)

Target: 457 01:00:36,024 --&amp;gt; 01:00:40,014 - Slow and controlled.


Source: Place names are not allowed and there it has to be a Norwegian word.

Target: - And that means they go to 3 meters.


Source: Ready Steady go!

Target: 460 01:00:49,064 --&amp;gt; 01:00:50,099 There you go.


Source: Ready, steady, go!

Target: Yes, it went fine.


Source: Remember, feet in the middle.

Target: Slightly off balance, but caught the ball.


Source: Right, Alexander is on home field in Eurovision territory.

Target: 462 01:00:59,023 --&amp;gt; 01:01:00,061 Okey Lasse, There you go.


Source: You've made 4 of 10.

Target: It was 5 cm above the floor level.


Source: Running ahead, get control of the levers, and now we can see that Lasse has taken on the neglected already.

Target: I do not understand why he throws so resolved.


Source: And the first cracks.

Target: 465 01:01:14,000 --&amp;gt; 01:01:20,042 And now it is Alexander.


Source: Should I just leave it or what?

Target: The same again.


Source: So it was an Alpine competition.

Target: A little uncertainty.


Source: So, the next try.

Target: 467 01:01:23,050 --&amp;gt; 01:01:26,067 - Yes, Kjetil?


Source: With full intensity and good try!

Target: - You have to throw hard and high.


Source: So, then it is you Alexander, exciting.

Target: 468 01:01:26,067 --&amp;gt; 01:01:33,059 That is the recipe - throw hard and high.


Source: Which one of you have the best overview of the most searched words?

Target: 469 01:01:33,059 --&amp;gt; 01:01:41,013 YES!


Source: Sorry that is wrong.

Target: He has full control.


Source: It was Leif Juster (funny old comedy actor).

Target: Alexander, what now?


Source: Sorry, that is wrong, it was Ingrid Espelid Hovig, the point goes to Kjetil.

Target: He can do excavators, while Didrik is relatively new to this area.


Source: That is the recipe - throw hard and high.

Target: That was at the hairhanging Rybak.


Source: That's exactly right, Lasse!

Target: It was hanging hair.


Source: The score is 4-3 in favor of Kjetil.

Target: - I'm ready.


Source: You knew too in the end?

Target: 474 01:02:07,028 --&amp;gt; 01:02:16,088 This is an important ball, Lassse.


Source: The boat is drifting, they must try once more.

Target: Now your body is warm, and acting as a keeper is allowed, and you need a good catch.


Source: But maybe they lost their power.

Target: 475 01:02:16,088 --&amp;gt; 01:02:27,040 YES!


Source: The boys are ready to start this difficult task.

Target: No problem with catching the ball, and now it's Alexander Rybak.


Source: We see the foundation is set already.

Target: A little nervous.


Source: The first food product is located here.

Target: He is a bit nervous.


Source: You may start.

Target: Going up and down on his knees.


Source: Which one of you are doing it?

Target: 478 01:02:36,008 --&amp;gt; 01:02:40,063 - The ball hit the floor before he caught it.


Source: The first word is - "hjelp" (help)

Target: - It is not approved Alexander.


Source: The funny thing about this competition was that it was my legs that got exhausted.

Target: 479 01:02:40,063 --&amp;gt; 01:02:41,063 Of course not.


Source: The next voice can be decisive for Kjetil.

Target: 48 00:08:06,093 --&amp;gt; 00:08:19,022 Running ahead, get control of the levers, and now we can see that Lasse has taken on the neglected already.


Source: So sharpen your ears.

Target: And the first cracks.


Source: The next word is "hud" (skin).

Target: 480 01:02:41,063 --&amp;gt; 01:02:56,098 And Lasse Kjus wins this exercise.


Source: The task is to get closest to the end of the pool in one minute.

Target: 483 01:03:12,096 --&amp;gt; 01:03:22,084 The first to cross the finish line with an unbroken strip, wins the exercise and the whole competition here tonight.


Source: Then it is ready for Melodi Grand Prix against the Olympic Games.

Target: 484 01:03:22,084 --&amp;gt; 01:03:28,047 - I was not good with the caviar earlier.


Source: Let's kickstart the evening's first exercise.

Target: - No, but I think Kjusern (nickname) will try this one anyway.


Source: Then it will be Kjetil against Didrik.

Target: 485 01:03:28,047 --&amp;gt; 01:03:30,082 Great, it will be Kjusern.


Source: You can sit down while we take the road to the quiz table.

Target: 486 01:03:30,082 --&amp;gt; 01:03:33,064 - Which one of you will do it?


Source: Then we are ready, and now it is Didrik Solli-Tangen against Lasse Kjus.

Target: 488 01:03:35,051 --&amp;gt; 01:03:39,005 - This will be exciting, good luck.


Source: Let us see how this goes.

Target: - Thanks.


Source: Then we don't have to pack our bags.

Target: 489 01:03:39,005 --&amp;gt; 01:03:41,019 - New fight, Didrik.


Source: There are many physical things we do here tonight, and if we have the possibility to have a wildcard...

Target: He also cracked his, but he has not completely control the levers.


Source: There goes his number two.

Target: Lasse takes number two, and then what do you do now Didrik?


Source: Lasse leads so far, and Didrik follows very well with.

Target: 491 01:03:45,047 --&amp;gt; 01:03:49,033 - All right boys, are you ready?


Source: There is a recognizable character in that voice.

Target: 492 01:03:49,033 --&amp;gt; 01:03:57,042 This is an exercise they both want to win, and Didrik have checked the equipment.


Source: OK, let's continue, the next voice.

Target: So has Lasse.


Source: There we go!

Target: They are ready.


Source: There you go, Lasse.

Target: 493 01:03:57,042 --&amp;gt; 01:04:02,038 Just go for it.


Source: There you go.

Target: Ready steady go!


Source: They are getting up in the boat and with full speed ahead they get closer to the magic 14.7 meters.

Target: 495 01:04:13,017 --&amp;gt; 01:04:25,090 Didrik has emptied the tube right now, and so have Lasse.


Source: They are not that sour, so I wonder if I should have used more power.

Target: Take a new one, pull the cork and use a one-handed crushing around the corner here and Didrik is a bit behind.


Source: They are well-rested with great optimism, similar high odds, and bet everything on winning tonight's contest.

Target: 496 01:04:25,090 --&amp;gt; 01:04:36,040 This is an exercise that the boys want to win.


Source: They too have trouble with going backwards.

Target: I think of those in blue.


Source: They will add a minimum of 3 characters in front or behind this word, type it into google and see who gets the most hits.

Target: And we see that Lasse has an amazing barrel for what he is doing.


Source: They will first run out of the studio and through a course before they leave their cart.

Target: 497 01:04:36,040 --&amp;gt; 01:04:51,031 And a new tube, only a few inches from the finish line.


Source: Then they will use their mini excavator to burst six balloons.

Target: And Lasse, come on now.


Source: This can be crucial.

Target: And now you're ready, and that means that he will win.


Source: This competition was made for us, and it was nice of you to let us win it.

Target: 499 01:05:03,095 --&amp;gt; 01:05:12,035 Lasse is a master with caviar tube, and get with this victory 11 points, and with that Aamodt and Kjus wins tonight's competition with 44 - 22.


Source: This is an exercise that the boys want to win.

Target: 5 00:02:43,057 --&amp;gt; 00:02:50,036 - Yes, it looks like you are in great shape today.


Source: I think of those in blue.

Target: - Yes absolutely, I feel light-footed today.


Source: It is about 400.000 krones.

Target: 50 00:08:26,082 --&amp;gt; 00:08:37,088 There goes his number two.


Source: This is an exercise they both want to win, and Didrik have checked the equipment.

Target: Lasse leads so far, and Didrik follows very well with.


Source: Now your body is warm, and acting as a keeper is allowed, and you need a good catch.

Target: 51 00:08:37,088 --&amp;gt; 00:08:43,011 And there is Lasse ready with a new one and Didrik is ready with a new one.


Source: This was very exciting, it was quite even.

Target: 52 00:08:43,011 --&amp;gt; 00:08:57,055 But Lasse lose one there, and Didrik take advantage of it and cracks his.


Source: This week you will get the chance to test yourself against musicians.

Target: 53 00:08:57,055 --&amp;gt; 00:09:06,060 Now to the next task.


Source: Welcome to "Who can beat Aamodt and Kjus?"

Target: 57 00:09:32,021 --&amp;gt; 00:09:39,067 Didrik is deeply concentrated, but I think he is too far behind.


Source: Very good!

Target: 6 00:02:50,036 --&amp;gt; 00:02:53,015 - Good.


Source: Very good, Didrik, slow motions.

Target: - It's good to know.


Source: We continue.

Target: You tend to forget things.


Source: How many sons do Donald Duck have?

Target: We have that seen previously.


Source: We go to exercise No.

Target: That was the last one, and Lasse is heading for the studio.


Source: We have done that.

Target: He is too far behind.


Source: We have to use Kjetil for this.

Target: This is terribly heavy, but Lasse does not have to take out the last effort.


Source: We're going to quiz table and exercise No.

Target: 64 00:10:26,097 --&amp;gt; 00:10:28,097 Should I just leave it or what?


Source: Welcome back to "Who can beat Aamodt and Kjus".

Target: - Congratulations, Lasse!


Source: Welcome to Kjetil Andre Aamodt and Lasse Kjus!

Target: 67 00:10:41,014 --&amp;gt; 00:10:44,090 Didrik, you did very well for a long time.


Source: Well not completely, they have another try until one minute has passed.

Target: 68 00:10:44,090 --&amp;gt; 00:10:52,080 When I came to the excavator it all went wrong.


Source: Well you are not to blame, you were faster than Lasse.

Target: I only had two levers on the one I had when I was young, and it was just like this up and down.


Source: I should have said something before.

Target: 69 00:10:52,080 --&amp;gt; 00:11:00,013 - No need to despair, this exercise gave just one point.


Source: Next time we do this...

Target: - The most important point.


Source: Well, I felt I was doing better and got ahead.

Target: 7 00:02:53,015 --&amp;gt; 00:02:56,070 This week you will test yourself against musicians.


Source: Well, here you need good arm-strength and total absence of fear of heights.

Target: 75 00:11:41,074 --&amp;gt; 00:11:49,041 We're going to quiz table and exercise No.


Source: Well, she was Granny..

Target: 76 00:11:49,041 --&amp;gt; 00:11:53,027 "Quiz the table.


Source: Well, the past two years I have met many celebrities, but then most of them are from the Ukraine.

Target: Fact or Joke " 77 00:11:53,027 --&amp;gt; 00:11:58,087 Yes it is time for the joke or the facts, it is the evening's first quiz exercise.


Source: Well, they both speak American.

Target: And which one of you are "in the fire"?


Source: What about Didrik?

Target: 78 00:11:58,087 --&amp;gt; 00:12:06,007 Do you know what, Didrik?


Source: He also cracked his, but he has not completely control the levers.

Target: I was quite speechless and more exhausted then you, just by sitting there cheering for you.


Source: Lasse takes number two, and then what do you do now Didrik?

Target: 79 00:12:06,007 --&amp;gt; 00:12:13,068 I wonder if you should step down, with a quiz exercise, now that already are getting started.


Source: Sure, now it's better.

Target: Okay, then I'm on again.


Source: Oh yes, I've eaten it before.

Target: 82 00:12:18,043 --&amp;gt; 00:12:22,099 - We've probably lost all of jokes or facts so far.


Source: Too bad it was so easy.

Target: - Just to not sick you out.


Source: I say Gandiosa Pizza.(a norwegian Pizza brand)

Target: 83 00:12:22,099 --&amp;gt; 00:12:26,043 But you need to rest, Lasse.


Source: What's happening now?

Target: I will give it a try.


Source: A collision between Lasse and Finken.

Target: 84 00:12:26,043 --&amp;gt; 00:12:40,021 Okay, then it is Kjetil against Didrik.


Source: And Kjetil gets hold of the bell first and wins this competition.

Target: Let's go to the quiz board.


Source: When I came to the excavator it all went wrong.

Target: 85 00:12:40,021 --&amp;gt; 00:12:44,020 In front of you you have two buttons, one marked with joke and one with facts.


Source: I only had two levers on the one I had when I was young, and it was just like this up and down.

Target: 86 00:12:44,020 --&amp;gt; 00:12:49,044 I'm going to come with a variety of claims, and then it is up to you if I speak the truth or if I'm lying.


Source: Which one of you boys know most celebrities?

Target: And the first one to 5 points wins.


Source: Which one of you have the best throwing arm?

Target: 88 00:12:55,008 --&amp;gt; 00:12:58,096 - Good luck, Didrik.


Source: Wild and crazy, I was too.

Target: 89 00:12:58,096 --&amp;gt; 00:13:00,000 There we go!


Source: Will we see then, from 4 meters now, Lasse Kjus.

Target: 9 00:03:07,095 --&amp;gt; 00:03:10,017 But maybe they're very persistent.


Source: With this complicated points system, the winner can't be announced until far into the system, and it is as follows:

Target: 90 00:13:00,000 --&amp;gt; 00:13:03,068 Hitler did only watch one football match in his whole life.


Source: He has full control.

Target: 92 00:13:08,019 --&amp;gt; 00:13:22,004 Okay, then you have answered.


Source: No problem with catching the ball, and now it's Alexander Rybak.

Target: 93 00:13:22,004 --&amp;gt; 00:13:28,075 He saw only one football match and that was Norway - Germany in the Olympic Games in 1936.


Source: A little nervous.

Target: 94 00:13:28,075 --&amp;gt; 00:13:34,024 Here is the next statement:


Source: And the point goes to Didrik.

Target: - Geography is my strongest subject.


Source: Yes guys, which one of you has the best throwing arm?

Target: 96 00:13:38,011 --&amp;gt; 00:13:40,008 - Is it?


Source: And which one of you are "in the fire"?

Target: 97 00:13:40,008 --&amp;gt; 00:13:51,048 - Did you like to go to school?


Source: Yes, Didrik responded that it's a fact, Kjetil has replied that it is a joke.

Target: - Yes, I did, I was very fond of breaks and stuff.


Source: And the correct answer is fact.

Target: 98 00:13:51,048 --&amp;gt; 00:14:01,051 Both participants responded that this is a fact, and that's exactly right, it's fact.


Source: Yes, Henriette, a participant from each team go with a pallet truck with a box on.

Target: 99 00:14:01,051 --&amp;gt; 00:14:14,066 - North America's northernmost settlement called Grise Fiord.


Source: Yes, and then he casts himself as a keeper and saves the ball.

Target: - It is so tricky question.


Source: [STANFORD UNIVERSITY www.stanford.edu]

Target: Veuillez nous retrouver à stanford.edu applaudissements


Source: [Steve Jobs - CEO, Apple and Pixar Animation]

Target: [Steve Jobs - CEO d'Apple et de Pixar Animation]


Source: Truth be told, I never graduated from college and this is the closest I've ever gotten the college graduation.

Target: En vérité, je ne me suis jamais diplômé dans un "college", et c'est ici l'occasion où je m'en suis le plus approché.


Source: Today, I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it:

Target: Je veux vous raconter trois histoires tirées de ma vie.


Source: No big ideal, just three stories.

Target: Juste ça: trois histoires.


Source: The first story is about connecting the dots.

Target: La première concerne l'émergence d'un sens.


Source: I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as the drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit.

Target: J'ai abandonné Reed College après les 6 premiers moi, mais j'y suis resté ensuite en auditeur libre pendant environ 18 mois avant de m'en aller définitivement.


Source: So why did I drop out?

Target: Pourquoi avais-je abandonné?


Source: She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife..

Target: Elle voulait très fort que je sois adopté par des diplômés universitaires, alors tout était organisé pour que je sois adopté par un juriste et sa femme.


Source: Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl.

Target: Mais quand je suis né, ils ont décidé au dernier moment que ce qu'ils voulaient vraiment, c'était une fille.


Source: So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking:

Target: Alors quelqu'un a appelé mes parents, qui étaient en liste d'attente, au milieu de la nuit, leur demandant:


Source: "We've gotten an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said:

Target: "Nous avons un bébé mâle inattendu; le voulez-vous?" Ils ont dit:


Source: "Of course."

Target: "Bien sûr".


Source: My biological found out later that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school.

Target: Ensuite, ma mère biologique a découvert que ma mère n'avait pas de diplôme universitaire et que mon père n'avait pas de diplôme d'école secondaire.


Source: She refused to sign the final adoption papers.

Target: Elle a refusé de signer l'accord d'adoption.


Source: She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would go to college.

Target: Elle n'a accepté que quelques mois plus tard, quand mes parents ont promis que j'irais à l'université.


Source: But I naively chose the college that was almost as expencise as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents saving were being spent on my college tuition.

Target: Mais j'ai naïvement choisi une université aussi chère que Stanford, et la totalité des économies de mes parents, de classe ouvrière, allait à mes frais de scolarité.


Source: After 6 months, I couldn't see the value in it.

Target: Après six mois, je n'arrivais pas à en voir l'intérêt.


Source: I have no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out.

Target: Je n'avais aucune idée de ce que je voulais faire de ma vie, ni aucune idée de comment l'université allait m'aider à le découvrir.


Source: And here I was spending all the money my parents had saved their entire life.

Target: Et pourtant, voilà que je dépensais ce que mes parents avaient passé toute leur vie à économiser.


Source: So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK.

Target: Alors j'ai décidé de laisser tomber mes études et croire que tout allait bien se passer.


Source: It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was a one of the best decisions I have made.

Target: C'était assez effrayant, mais en y repensant, ça a été l'une des meilleures décisions que j'ai jamais prises.


Source: The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me. and begin dropping in on the ones that looked far more interesting.

Target: A la minute où j'ai laissé tomber, je n'avais plus à prendre les cours requis qui ne m'intéressaient pas et j'ai commencé à assister aux cours qui m'étaient bien plus intéressants.


Source: It wasn't all romantic.

Target: Ce n'était pas tout à fait romantique.


Source: And I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple

Target: Et j'ai dû marcher 7 miles au travers de la ville tous les dimanches soir pour recevoir un bon repas la semaine au temple de Hare Krishna


Source: I loved it.

Target: J'ai adoré ça.


Source: And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuinition turned out to be priceless later on.

Target: Et c'est en suivant mon instinct et ma curiosité que j'ai découvert beaucoup de choses inestimables.


Source: Let me give you one example:

Target: Laissez-moi vous donner un exemple:


Source: Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country.

Target: En ce moment-là, Reed College offrait peut-être le meilleur cours de calligraphie au niveau national.


Source: Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beutifully hand-calligraphed.

Target: Partout sur le campus, chaque poster, chaque label sur chaque tiroir était joliment calligraphié à la main.


Source: Because I was dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this.

Target: Vu que j'avais abandonné mes études et que je n'avais pas à prendre les cours normaux, j'ai décidé de prendre un cours de calligraphie afin d'apprendre.


Source: I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes grat typography great.

Target: J'ai appris ce qu'était les polices serif et sans serif, appris à varier la quantité d'espace entre différentes combinaisons de lettres appris ce qui faisait d'une typographie une typographie grandiose.


Source: But ten years later when we was designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me.

Target: Mais dix ans plus tard, quand nous étions en train de concevoir le premier ordinateur Macintosh, tout m'est revenu.


Source: And we designed it all ino the Mac.

Target: Et c'est ainsi que nous avons conçu le Mac.


Source: It was the first computer with beautiful typography.

Target: C'était le premier ordinateur à avoir une belle typographie.


Source: If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts.

Target: Si je n'avais pas assisté à ce cours en particulier à l'université, le Mac n'aurait jamais eu de multiples polices de caractères, ni de polices proportionnellement espacées.


Source: And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them.

Target: Et vu que Windows a simplement copié le Mac, il est probable qu'aucun ordinateur personnel n'ait jamais pu en avoir.


Source: [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

Target: [rires et applaudissements]


Source: If I have never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do.

Target: Si je n'avais jamais renoncé à mes études, je n'aurais jamais assisté à ce cours de calligraphie et les ordinateurs personnels auraient pu ne pas avoir la merveilleuse typographie qu'ils ont.


Source: Of course, it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college .

Target: Bien sûr il était impossible de relier les points en me projetant dans le futur, quand j'étais encore à l'université


Source: So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connec in your future.

Target: Donc vous devez espérer que, d'une manière ou d'une autre, les points se relieront dans le futur.


Source: You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever.

Target: You devez avoir confiance en quelque chose — votre instinct, le destin, la vie, le karma, qu'importe.


Source: Because beliving that the dots will connect down the road will give you the confidence to follow your heart, even when it leads you off the well-worn path, and that will make all the difference.

Target: Parce que croire que les points vont éventuellement se relier vous donnera assez de confiance pour suivre votre coeur, même quand il vous guide hors du chemin déjà tracé, et c'est ce qui fera la différence.


Source: My second story is about love and loss.

Target: Ma seconde histoire parle d'amour et de perte.


Source: I was lucky - I found what I loved to do early in life,

Target: J'étais chanceux — j'ai découvert ce que j'aimais faire tôt dans ma vie.


Source: Woz and I started Apple in my parent's garage when I was 20.

Target: Woz et moi avons démarré Apple dans le garage de mes parents quand j'avais 20 ans.


Source: We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees.

Target: Nous avons travaillé dur, et en 10 ans Apple est devenue une société estimée à 2 milliards de $ avec plus de 4000 employés, depuis nous deux dans un garage.


Source: We'd just released our fiinest creation - the Macintosh - a year earlier, and I'd just turned 30.

Target: Nous avions à peine dévoilé notre meilleure création — le Macintosh — un an auparavant, et je venais juste de fêter mes 30 ans.


Source: Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well.

Target: Eh bien, à mesure que Apple croissait, j'ai embauché quelqu'un que je pensais assez talentueux pour gérer la société avec moi, et les choses se sont bien passées la première année.


Source: But then our visions of future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out.

Target: Mais ensuite nos visions du futur ont commencé à diverger, et on a fini par nous disputer.


Source: When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him.

Target: Lorsque ça a été le cas, notre Bord des Directeurs était de son côté.


Source: And so at 30 I was out.

Target: Et voilà qu'à 30 ans, j'étais à la porte.


Source: And very publicly out.

Target: Et très publiquement à la porte.


Source: What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.

Target: Ce qui avait été le foyer de toute ma vie adulte était parti, et c'était dévastateur.


Source: I really didn't know what to do for a few months.

Target: Je ne savais réellement pas quoi faire pendant quelques mois.


Source: I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me.

Target: Je sentais que j'avais déçu la génération d'entrepreneurs précédente — que j'avais laissé tomber le flambeau alors qu'on me l'avait passé.


Source: But something slowly began to drawn on me - I still loved what I did.

Target: Mais j'ai commencé à lentement me rendre compte de quelque chose: j'aimais toujours ce que je faisais.


Source: The turn of events as Apple had not changed that one bit.

Target: La tournure des événements à Apple n'avait pas changé ça d'un grain.


Source: I been rejected, but I was still in love.

Target: J'avais été rejeté, mais j'étais toujours amoureux.


Source: And so I dicided to star over.

Target: J'ai donc décidé de tout reprendre à zéro.


Source: I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me.

Target: Je ne l'avais pas réalisé en ce moment-là, mais il s'est révélé que me faire virer de Apple a été la meilleure chose qui aurait pu m'arriver.


Source: The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything.

Target: La pesanteur de la célébrité a été remplacée par la légèreté d'être un débutant à nouveau, moins sûre de tout.


Source: It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.

Target: Ca m'a libéré afin d'entamer une période des plus créatives de ma vie.


Source: During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife.

Target: Durant les cinq années suivantes, j'ai démarré une société nommée NeXT, une autre société nommée Pixar, et je suis tombé amoureux d'une femme merveilleuse qui deviendra éventuellement mon épouse.


Source: In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT and I returned to Apple. And the technology we was developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance.

Target: Dans un tour d'événements remarque, Apple a acheté NeXT, et je suis revenu à Apple, et la technologie que nous avons développée à NeXT est à présent au coeur de la renaissance de Apple.


Source: And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

Target: Et Laurene et moi avons une merveilleuse famille ensemble.


Source: I'm pretty sure none of this would have happed if I hadn't been fired from Apple.

Target: Je suis presque certain que rien de tout ceci ne serait arrivé si je n'avais pas été viré de Apple.


Source: It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it.

Target: C'était un médicament de très mauvais goût, mais j'imagine que le patient en avait besoin.


Source: Sometime life can hit you in the head with a brick.

Target: Parfois, la vie va vous jeter une brique à la figure.


Source: Don't lose faith.

Target: Ne perdez pas foi.


Source: I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did.

Target: Je suis convaincu que la seule chose qui m'a permis de continuer est que j'aimais ce que je faisais.


Source: You've got find what you love.

Target: Vous vous devez de trouver ce que vous aimez.


Source: And the only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Target: Et la seule façon de réaliser un travail grandiose est d'aimer ce que vous faites.


Source: If you haven't found it yet, keep looking and don't settle.

Target: Si vous ne savez pas encore ce que c'est, continuez de chercher et ne vous contentez pas de moins.


Source: As with all matters of the heart, you'll when you find it.

Target: Comme avec toutes les affaires de coeur, vous le saurez une fois trouvé.


Source: And like any great relationship, it just better and better as the years roll on.

Target: Et, tout comme n'importe quelle grande relation, elle ne fait que s'améliorer au fil des ans.


Source: So keep looking.

Target: Donc continuez à chercher.


Source: Don't settle.

Target: Ne vous contentez pas de moins.


Source: My third tory is about death.

Target: Ma troisième histoire concerne la mort.


Source: It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked the mirror every morning and asked myself:

Target: Ca m'a marqué, et depuis, durant les 33 dernières années, je me suis regardé dans la glace tous les matins et me suis demandé:


Source: "If today is the last day for my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" and whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change somthing.

Target: "Si aujourd'hui était le dernier jour de ma vie, est-ce que j'aimerais faire ce que je compte faire aujourd'hui?' Et à chaque fois que la réponse a été non trop de jours à la suite, je sais que j'ai besoin de changer quelque chose.


Source: Remembering I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life.

Target: Me rappeler que je serai bientôt mort est l'outil le plus important que j'ai trouvé afin de m'aider à prendre de grandes décisions dans ma vie.


Source: Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.

Target: Parce qu'à peu près tout — toutes les attentes qu'on a de vous, toute fierté, toute peur d'embarras ou d'échec — ces choses disparaissent en face de la mort, laissant seulement ce qui est réellement important.


Source: Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have sometime to lose.

Target: Vous rappeler que vous allez mourir est la meilleure façon que je connais pour éviter le piège qu'est de penser que vous avez quelque chose à perdre.


Source: You are already naked.

Target: Vous êtes déjà mis à nu.


Source: There is no reason not to follow your heart.

Target: Il n'y a aucune raison de ne pas suivre votre coeur.


Source: I didn't even know what a pancreas was.

Target: Je ne savais même pas ce qu'était un pancréas.


Source: The doctosr told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, that I should expect to live no longer than 3 to 6 months.

Target: Les médecins m'ont dit que c'était sans aucun doute un type de cancer incurable, et que je devrais m'attendre à ne pas vivre plus de 3 à 6 mois.


Source: My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die.

Target: Mon docteur m'a conseillé de rentrer chez moi et de m'occuper de mes affaires, ce qui, chez un docteur, est un code pour "préparez-vous à mourir".


Source: It means to try and tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in jsut a few months.

Target: Ca veut dire essayer de dire à vos enfants ce que vous avez cru avoir 10 ans pour le faire en tout juste quelques mois.


Source: It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family.

Target: Ca veut dire s'assurer que tout est mis en ordre afin que ce soit aussi facile que possible pour votre famille.


Source: It means to say your goodbyes.

Target: Ca veut dire dire au revoir.


Source: I lived with that diagnosis all day.

Target: J'ai vécu avec ce diagnostique toute la journée.


Source: Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach, into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor.

Target: Plus tard dans la soirée on m'a fait une biopsie, où ils ont fourré un endoscope au fond de ma gorge, à travers mon estomac jusqu'à mes intestins, mis une aiguille dans mon pancréas et relevé quelques cellules de la tumeur.


Source: This was a closest I've been to facing death, and I hope it's the closest I get for a few more decades. Having live throught it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept: No one wants to die.

Target: Je ne me suis jamais autant approché de la mort, et j'espère que je ne m'en rapprocherai plus autant avant quelques décénies.


Source: HAPPEN UNITED-STATES KILL O-S-A-M-A B-I-N L-A-D-E-N IX"left", HIMSELF"left" IX"index" A-L -Q-A-E-D-A IX"middle" MEN WOMEN CHILDREN KILL+++ ALL-INCLUDED

Target: Cela fait presque dix ans qu'un beau jour de Septembre fut assombri par la pire attaque sur le peuple américain dans notre histoire.


Source: HAPPEN UNITED-STATES KILL O-S-A-M-A B-I-N L-A-D-E-N IX"left", HIMSELF"left" IX"index" A-L -Q-A-E-D-A IX"middle" MEN WOMEN CHILDREN KILL+++ ALL-INCLUDED

Target: Les images du 11 septembre sont gravées dans la mémoire de notre pays.


Source: IX"left Osama" ATTACK IX"right American People" SO-FAR AMERICAN HISTORY WORST

Target: Et pourtant nous savons que les pires images sont celles que le monde n'a pas vues,


Source: MIND-VISION SEPTEMBER ELEVEN PICTURE, EVERY BODY REMEMBER

Target: la chaise vide à la table du dîner, les enfants qui ont forcés à grandir sans


Source: IX"thumb" PLANES STEAL FLY IX"index" T-W-I-N T-O-W-E-R DESTROY FALL-APART

Target: Je vous remercie. Que Dieu vous bénisse. Et que Dieu bénisse les États-Unis d'Amérique.


Source: She's so beautiful and I tell her every day

Target: Elle est tellement belle Et je lui le dis tous les jours


Source: Yeah I know, I know when I compliment her she wont believe me

Target: Ouais je sais Quand je lui fais des compliments elle ne me croit pas


Source: And it's so, its so sad to think she don't see what I see

Target: Et c'est tellement Triste de penser qu'elle ne voit pas ce que je vois


Source: But every time she asks me do I look okay I say

Target: Mais à chaque fois qu'elle me demande : "est-ce que tu me trouves jolie ? " Je dis :


Source: When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change

Target: Quand je vois ton visage Il n'y a pas une chose que je changerais


Source: 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are

Target: Parce que tu es extraordinaire simplement telle que tu es


Source: And when you smile,

Target: Et quand tu souris


Source: The whole world stops and stares for a while

Target: Le monde entier s'immobilise et te fixe du regard pendant un moment


Source: Her laugh, her laugh she hates but I think its so sexy

Target: Son rire Elle le déteste mais je le trouve trop sexy


Source: She's so beautiful and I tell her every day

Target: Elle est tellement belle Et je lui le dis tous les jours Oh tu sais


Source: You know, you know, you know I'd never ask you to change

Target: Je ne te demanderais jamais de changer


Source: If perfect is what you're searching for then just stay the same

Target: Si la perfection est ce que tu recherches Alors tu n'as qu'à rester toi-même


Source: So don't even bother asking If you look okay, you know I say

Target: Ne prend pas la peine de me demander si tu es jolie Tu sais ce que je dirai :


Source: 'Cause you're amazing, just the way you are

Target: Parce que tu es extraordinaire simplement telle que tu es


Source: And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while

Target: Et quand tu souris Le monde entier s'immobilise et te fixe du regard pendant un moment


Source: 'Cause girl you're amazing, just the way you are

Target: Parce que chérie, tu es extraordinaire Simplement telle que tu es


Source: 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeh subtitled by Murat YILDIRIM

Target: Parce que chérie tu es extraordinaire Simplement telle que tu es TraduZic


Source: O servidor já reiniciou, podemos entrar novamente

Target: Monsieur le directeur...


Source: O Frani finalmente atualizou o DiscordSRV, então os stats não bugam mais na legenda do tópico e deu uma aliviada no TPS global.

Target: Nous avons reçu les KPI de notre dernière compagne marketing... et ils sont plus mauvais que ceux de la compagne précédente


Source: Bom, a única parte que importa é todos seguindo as #regras que eu fiz.

Target: Vérifiez une deuxième fois, il doit y avoir des erreurs


Source: Meu Führer...

Target: Monsieur le directeur...


Source: O #regras...

Target: C'est déjà fait...


Source: O Vers falou do GameMods no #geral E o Frani disse que não tem problema.

Target: C'est déjà fait...Les équipes marketing ont revérifié... ... à plusieurs reprises en arrivant au bureau ce matin


Source: Os que acham que o Homem Bom é melhor moderador do que eu... saiam da sala.

Target: Je veux tout le monde dehors Sauf...Le marketing La com' et les achats


Source: Mas Bilbis, ele só comentou o tópico do Dark José, nem passou link

Target: Monsieur le directeur...notre base de données prospects est récente, nous venons de l'acheter !


Source: Esse tópico pode chupar o meu ovo enquanto eu como o cu do Dark José!

Target: Heureusement quelle est récente, autrement on se demande quel aurait été le résultat !


Source: Bilbis, não acho que seja tão importante esta regra.

Target: Monsieur le directeur...on fait notre maximum !


Source: Foda-se o que você pensa, seu liberalzinho de merda!

Target: Et bien cela n'est pas suffisant, à cette allure on déposera le bilan dans six mois !


Source: Vou comer o cu daquelas cadelas! Vocês não entendem que se ele fala do fórum aqui, pode postar qualquer merda, até pornografia que esse viado do Frani vai chupar o pau dele?? Eu tinha banido essa heresia na hora!

Target: Cette entreprise c'est mon grand-père qui l'a fondée puis mon père l'a par la suite consolidée


Source: Vou cortar o pinto do Eufranio! Virou miçangaria essa buceta!

Target: Il est hors de question que je sois celui qui mettra la clé sous la porte


Source: É, acabou, é o fim. Em dois minutos eu vou ser o único puritano com morais nessa merda E o chat vai virar +18 homossexual!

Target: Je vais reprendre les choses en main et on va tous redoubler d'efforts


Source: É o fim das morais, ninguém mais respeita minha autoridade ou a de Deus. Só falta vocês me dizerem que o Yan fez um post moderativo

Target: Pendant ce temps la concurrence est en train de nous prendre des parts de marché


Source: Não tinha nem canal de denúncias até eu chegar. Vou ter que me conformar em moderar os ratos do meu porão.

Target: Le digital marketing, l'inbound marketing c'est quelque chose qui vous parle...?


Source: O mal venceu, no final.

Target: Qu'on téléphone à Accentis Group


Source: Menos o Patric.

Target: Nous allons les recevoir pour étudier leur offre


Source: Deve ser o único do Discord com salvação dessa depravação satanista. Um mexicano aviadado. Já tem até travesti nesse servidor anarquista.

Target: Il faut savoir prendre du recul parfois et se faire accompagner par un professionnel externe


Source: O Dark José ganhou.

Target: Merci, vous pouvez disposer


Source: Yo Now greetings ta da world vice ala one big Gong Zilla 'longside Skrillex an' fo' long! Oh wait... I won't!

Target: La traduction de milliers de musiques avec TraduZic (Paroles à 0:14)


Source: we's mash up da place, turn up da bass an' make dem all gots fun

Target: On débarque dans la place, monte les basses et donnons du plaisir à tout le monde


Source: Ah we's-uh blaze da fyah, make it bun dem! we's mash up da place, turn up da bass an' make sho soundboy run an' we's will end yo' week, just like uh sunday! we's mash up da place, turn up da bass an' make dem all gots fun

Target: On met le feu à tous ceux qui viennent nous tester On débarque dans la place et on humilie certains DJ Et c'est nous qui décidons la fin de ta semaine


Source: Kendimi şanslı hissettiğim günlerden bir gün... [kapı açılır]

Target: Para kazanmak için kahve satıyordum.. bir gün şansımı deneyebileceğim aklıma geliverdi. .


Source: ..Yaşlı bir adam kafeye gelip kendisine büyük boy kahve istedi. Kahve dökülür]

Target: Yaşlı bir adam dükkana geldi ve büyük boy bir kahve istedi. .


Source: Kibarca bekledi, gülümsedi ve parasını ödedi

Target: Kibarca bekliyordu, gülümsedi ve para verdi.


Source: Hatta bahşiş bıraktı.

Target: Hatta bahşiş bile verdi..


Source: Neden dikkatimi çekti bilmiyorum... Ama kapıya yaklaştığında bir kaç şeker paketi cebine indirdi... ...Sonra birkaç tane daha aldı.

Target: Neden dikkatimi çekti bilemiyorum... ama kapıya yaklaşınca cebine bir kaç şeker paketi attı.


Source: Başta çok fazla olduğunu düşünmedim, lakin ertesi gün tekrar geldiğinde, [Kapı açılır]

Target: Başta çok fazla olduğunu düşünmedim, ama ertesi gün tekrar gelene kadar .


Source: yine siparişini verdi, bekleyip bahşiş bıraktı ve yine aynısını yaptı.. üçüncü gün yine aynı şeyi yaptı.

Target: Yine siparişini verdi, biraz bahşiş bıraktı .Aynı şeyi tekrar yapmıştı... Üçüncü gün tekrar geldi ve içeri girdi. .


Source: {[kapı açılır] bilmememe rağmen sordum..

Target: Bilmeme rağmen sordum.


Source: " kahvenize biraz şeker istermiydiniz? sade istiyorum dedi.. gülümseyip bahşiş bıraktı . gidişini seyrederken... ..

Target: "Kahvenize şeker alırmıydınız efendim?" "Sade tercihimdir." dedi. Gülümsedi, bahşiş bıraktı ve göz kırptı.


Source: Belki de cebinde saklamayı seviyordu

Target: Belki de onları ceplerinde taşımaktan hoşlanıyordu.


Source: Ya da krem karamel.

Target: Ya da biraz crème brûlée.


Source: ya da sadece fareleri beslemek için.. Çürüklerini test etmek için.

Target: Yoksa diş çürümesi testi için onları ... ... farelere mi yediriyordu ?


Source: Bu adam hakında düşündükçe düşündüm. Sabrım sonundayım.

Target: Uzun süre bu adamı düşündüm ... .. ta ki yorulana kadar.


Source: Ertesi gün adam geldiğinde, [Kapı çalınır] Gözleri de biraz kızarıktı

Target: Sonra ki gün , adam içeri girdiğinde... . ...gözleri biraz kızarmıştı.


Source: Konuşması için beklemedim, geldiğim gibi de cıkaçağımı söyledim, Gerçek bir Plain kahvesi mi?

Target: Konuşmasını beklemeden hemen öne çıktım. " Sade kahve değil mi ?


Source: Süt ve ya krema değil. başını salladı ve gözleri hallen şişti.

Target: Sütsüz , kremasız ? " dedim. Başını salladı. Gözleri hala şişti.


Source: Suçluluk duygusuyla gözlerim gözlerim yaşardı .

Target: Suçluluk duygusuyla gözlerim doldu.


Source: Utançtan zor yutkundum.

Target: Utancımdam zorla yutkundum.


Source: Titreyen sesimle ancak yaşlı adamın ismini sorabildim.

Target: Titreyen sesimle güç bela yaşlı adama ismini sorabildim. " Grimes " dedi.


Source: "Grimes." dedi. yorgun gözünü kırptı ve birazda bahşiş bıraktı.

Target: Sonra yorgun gözünü kırptı ve bahşiş bıraktı.


Source: Birkaç tane şekeri de alarak dükkandan çıktı.

Target: Avucunun içinde birkaç şeker paketiyle mağazadan ayrıldı


Source: sonraki gün koyu kahvesini istemeye gelmedi, [Kapı çalınır]

Target: Ertesi gün sade kahvesini içmeye gelmeyince...


Source: Belki de iyi olduğunu düşünüyordum lakin onun göz kırpmasını özlüyordum. sonraki gün de gelmedi. [Kapı açılır]

Target: İyi olduğunu anladım ama o göz kırpmasını özledim . ... ve bir sonraki gün ortalarda gözükmeyince...


Source: Daha sonraki günlerde de... [kapı açılır] Kalbimin derinliklerinde büyük derin kaygılar duyuyordu .

Target: Sonraki gün ... ...içimde bir boşluk hissetmeye başladım.


Source: The Times'ta görünceye kadar 14 gün geçmişti. (Kağıt hışırtısı) Ölüm ilanlarında yazıyordu.

Target: On dört gün sonra onu gazetede gördüm ... . ... ölüm ilanları sayfasında. ,Robert Grimes'in ismi yazıyordu 50 yıllık marangoz ,Robert Grimes üç çocuğun babası... ... sevgili eşi Marie' den sadece iki hafta sonra ölmüştü.


Source: Böyle bir günde hikaye anlatmanın garip olduğunu biliyorum, Ama sanırım söyleyecek söz bulamamamı ifade ediyor.

Target: Bugun bu hikayeyi anlatmamın saçma olduğunu biliyorum ama... ...sanırım bu olanları daha iyi anlatmamı sağlıyor.


Source: Nie ma problemu. Zadzwonimy po Grzenia, on to ogarnie.

Target: Bom, a única parte que importa é todos seguindo as #regras que eu fiz.


Source: Mein Fuhrer...

Target: Meu Führer...


Source: Grzenio nie przyjedzie na obchody "Rzesza 2016".

Target: O Vers falou do GameMods no #geral


Source: Idzie wtedy na 30-tkę Maćka w Warschau.

Target: E o Frani disse que não tem problema.


Source: W pokoju niech zostaną: Kajtek, Józek, Klops i Buldog.

Target: Os que acham que o Homem Bom é melhor moderador do que eu... saiam da sala.


Source: A niech mnie Pokemony zadziobią!

Target: Viados do caralho!


Source: Jeden Grzenio i cały misterny plan w pizdu!

Target: Não consegue aquietar a merda desse cu!


Source: Po wszystkim, co dla niego zrobiliśmy, on nam wbija tępy nóż do masła w plecy!

Target: E o Frani deixa essa porra virar uma anarquia do caralho!


Source: Każdy wie, że najlepsze imprezy robi SS!

Target: Até o Animador não fez nada ainda, e esse merdinha acha que manda!


Source: KILKU? Wobec dziesiątek osób, które kliknęły "WEZMĘ UDZIAŁ"?

Target: Esse tópico pode chupar o meu ovo enquanto eu como o cu do Dark José!


Source: Mein Fuhrer, to byli agenci ukrywani przez dziesiątki lat!

Target: Bilbis, não acho que seja tão importante esta regra.


Source: Zamiast gadać lepiej patrz, jak rzucam kredkami!

Target: Foda-se o que você pensa, seu liberalzinho de merda!


Source: Ale wróćmy do rzeczy!

Target: Vou comer o cu daquelas cadelas!


Source: Co takiego oni mają, czego my nie mamy? Gdzie popełniliśmy błąd?

Target: Vocês não entendem que se ele fala do fórum aqui, pode postar qualquer merda, até pornografia que esse viado do Frani vai chupar o pau dele??


Source: Całymi latami wybieram najlepszą nutę, miksuję czarne płyty i nawet jak czasem przy crossfaderze "konie pójdą" to parkiet jest pełny!

Target: Eu tinha banido essa heresia na hora! Reportava na delegacia pra ser estuprado na cadeia!


Source: Powinienem był zakazać muzyki rozrywkowej, i wysiedlić wszystkich DJ-ów na Syberię, jak Stalin!

Target: Vou cortar o pinto do Eufranio! Virou miçangaria essa buceta! Com direito a dread, maconha e o caralho a quatro!


Source: Pamiętam czasy Akademii DJ

Target: É, acabou, é o fim.


Source: Kiedy to JA, JA SAM uczyłem Maćka pierwszych skreczy było o naszym duecie głośno w całej Europie!

Target: Em dois minutos eu vou ser o único puritano com morais nessa merda E o chat vai virar +18 homossexual!


Source: Zdrajca... Od początku czułem, że pewnego dnia nas zdradzi, było w nim zbyt dużo jasnej strony mocy.

Target: Vou ficar com uma cara de cu do caralho, enquanto eles postam pornozão.


Source: Już współczuję jego gościom, którzy będą zmuszeni bawić się przy tak żałośnie miksowanej muzie.

Target: Ou então disse que abriu MAGiTECH pra 1.9, mas só pra VIP. Vão viver da terra, fumar crack e comer cu?


Source: Nie martw się, będą mieć bilard i rzutki!

Target: Calma Cael, o Vers é amigo do Frani.


Source: Maciek pewnie będzie opowiadał te swoje suchary...

Target: Não tinha nem canal de denúncias até eu chegar.


Source: "Co mówi obcy, gdy schodzi po schodach?"

Target: Vou ter que me conformar em moderar os ratos do meu porão.


Source: No bardzo, kurwa, śmieszne.

Target: Menos o Patric.


Source: A może właśnie o to chodzi, że straciliśmy zdolność cieszenia się każdym dniem i śmiania do rozpuku z kiepskich dowcipów.

Target: Deve ser o único do Discord com salvação dessa depravação satanista. Um mexicano aviadado. Já tem até travesti nesse servidor anarquista.


Source: Pakujcie walizki.

Target: O Dark José ganhou.


Source: En un día caluroso

Target: Sale una carretera de fondo, y sentados al lado de la carretera...


Source: Oye cariñoque quires hacer, vamos a dar una vuelta...

Target: "la mujer empieza a llorar"


Source: No, lo siento pero no me va vien ahora (Llora) (Silba)

Target: Dímelo no pasa nada mi padre ha murto hoy por la mañana en casa va anímate, aguanta yo te voy a ayudar en lo que pueda, ¡Va animo!


Source: uzun süreli planlar yapmadığını zamanlardır ben ise üç beş kuruş kazanmak için kahve satıyordum.

Target: Ben ise üç beş kuruş kazanmak için kahve satıyordum.


Source: Kendimi şanslı hissettiğim günlerden bir gün... [kapı açılır] ..Yaşlı bir adam kafeye gelip kendisine büyük boy kahve istedi. Kahve dökülür]

Target: Kendimi şanslı hissettiğim bir gün,.. ..yaşlı bir adam kafe'ye gelip, kendine büyük boy kahve sipariş verdi.


Source: Kibarca bekledi, gülümsedi ve parasını ödedi

Target: Kibarca bekledi,gülümsedi ve parasını ödedi.


Source: Hatta bahşiş bıraktı.

Target: Ve bahşiş bile bıraktı.


Source: Neden dikkatimi çekti bilmiyorum...

Target: Neden ilgimi çekti bilmiyorum...


Source: Ama kapıya yaklaştığında bir kaç şeker paketi cebine indirdi... ...Sonra birkaç tane daha aldı.

Target: Fakat kapıya yaklaştı bir kaç şekeri cebine indirdi... ..sonra biraz daha.


Source: Başta çok fazla olduğunu düşünmedim, lakin ertesi gün tekrar geldiğinde, [Kapı açılır] yine siparişini verdi, bekleyip bahşiş bıraktı ve yine aynısını yaptı.. üçüncü gün yine aynı şeyi yaptı.

Target: Başta çok fazla olduğunu düşünmedim, ama ertesi gün tekrar geldiğinde, yine siparişi verdi,bekleyip bahşiş bıraktı ve şekerlerden aldı..


Source: {[kapı açılır] bilmememe rağmen sordum..

Target: Bir hayli, boşuna sordum,


Source: Şekerleri niye aldığına bir türlü anlam veremedim.

Target: Bu adamın, şeker paketlerini neden yürüttüğünü düşünmeden edemiyordum.


Source: Belki de cebinde saklamayı seviyordu

Target: Belki de, sadece onları pantolonunda veya ceketinde tutmaktan hoşlanıyordu.


Source: Yoksa kek mi yapacaktı ?

Target: Ya da kek mi pişirmek istemişti?


Source: Ya da krem karamel.

Target: Ya da sadece biraz Creme Brulee yapacaktı.


Source: ya da sadece fareleri beslemek için.. Çürüklerini test etmek için.

Target: Ya da diş çürüklerini test etmek için... ...farelerin üzerinde kullanıyordu.


Source: Bu adam hakında düşündükçe düşündüm. Sabrım sonundayım.

Target: Bu adamla ilgili... ...sabrım tükenene kadar düşündüm ve düşündüm.


Source: Sonunda bu şeker hırsızıyla yüzleşmeye karar verdim.

Target: Sonunda, bu şeker hırsızıyla yüz yüze gelmeye karar verdim.


Source: Ertesi gün adam geldiğinde, [Kapı çalınır] Gözleri de biraz kızarıktı

Target: Ertesi gün, dükkana geldi... ...gözleri biraz kırmızıydı.


Source: Her defasında şekerleri neden çaldığınızı sorabilir miyim?

Target: Çaldığınız bütün o şekerlerle ne yaptığınızı sorabilir miyim?


Source: " Eli yaşındaki eşim çok hasta ve yemek yemiyor. Belki de her gün tatlı bir şeyler getirmemi istiyordu."

Target: 50 yıllık karım çok hasta ve yemek yiyemiyor... ...fakat, her gün benden tatlı bir şeyler istiyor, dedi.


Source: Suçluluk duygusuyla gözlerim gözlerim yaşardı .

Target: Gözlerim mahcup gözyaşlarıyla doldu. Utancımdan zor yutkundum.


Source: Utançtan zor yutkundum. Titreyen sesimle ancak yaşlı adamın ismini sorabildim.

Target: Titrek sesim, sadece adama adını sorabileceğim kadar çıktı.


Source: "Grimes." dedi. yorgun gözünü kırptı ve birazda bahşiş bıraktı.

Target: 'Grimes' dedi. Yorgun gözlerini kırptı ve bahşiş bıraktı.


Source: Birkaç tane şekeri de alarak dükkandan çıktı.

Target: Cebinde bir sürü şeker paketiyle dükkandan ayrıldı.


Source: sonraki gün koyu kahvesini istemeye gelmedi, [Kapı çalınır] Belki de iyi olduğunu düşünüyordum lakin onun göz kırpmasını özlüyordum. sonraki gün de gelmedi.

Target: Ertesi gün, kahvesini almaya gelmediğinde... ...onun iyi olduğunu düşündüm, ama göz kırpmasını özlemiştim.


Source: [Kapı açılır] Daha sonraki günlerde de... [kapı açılır] Kalbimin derinliklerinde büyük derin kaygılar duyuyordu .

Target: Ertesi gün yoktu... ...ve sonraki gün de... gelmediğinde, göğsümde bir boşluk hissettim.


Source: 50 yaşında bir marangoz, üç çocuk babası Sevgili eşi Marie'den sadece iki hafta sonra hayata gözlerini yumar. Kapı açılır.

Target: 50 yıllık marangoz... üç çocuğun sevgi dolu babası... ...sevgili karısı Marie'den iki hafta sonra vefat etmişti.


Source: Böyle bir günde hikaye anlatmanın garip olduğunu biliyorum, Ama sanırım söyleyecek söz bulamamamı ifade ediyor.

Target: Biliyorum, böyle bir günde bu tip bir hikayeyi anlatmak biraz tuhaf... ...ama bulamadığım sözlerin yerini doldurur diye düşündüm...


Source: O servidor já reiniciou, podemos entrar novamente

Target: CEIP "FUENTE DE LA SALUD".11 DE ENERO.


Source: O Frani finalmente atualizou o DiscordSRV, então os stats não bugam mais na legenda do tópico e deu uma aliviada no TPS global.

Target: Compañeros, son las nueve... y hay que subir a clase. hay que empezar... cada uno a su clase y Dios en la de todos.


Source: Bom, a única parte que importa é todos seguindo as #regras que eu fiz.

Target: solo me preocupan los ordenadores.


Source: O #regras...

Target: Mi ordenador...


Source: O Vers falou do GameMods no #geral

Target: Su ordenador no arranca y el cañón tampoco


Source: Viados do caralho! Não consegue aquietar a merda desse cu!

Target: No puede ser !!! ... os dije apagar no reiniciar !!!


Source: E o Frani deixa essa porra virar uma anarquia do caralho!

Target: Ahora tendré que pasar el antivirus.


Source: Até o Animador... Até o Animador não fez nada ainda, e esse merdinha acha que manda!

Target: Y encima la impresora no funciona. y la conexión no va.


Source: Essas merdas de regras, que eu passei dez anos fazendo e ele liga o foda-se!

Target: Usan el ordenador de la pared


Source: Vai tomar no cu, putinhas do caralho!

Target: SALE POR LA VENTANA !!


Source: Mas Bilbis, ele só comentou o tópico do Dark José, nem passou link

Target: Dani yo no he sido he visto a Azucena


Source: Esse tópico pode chupar o meu ovo enquanto eu como o cu do Dark José!

Target: Mentiroso que te vi yo esta mañana


Source: Bilbis, não acho que seja tão importante esta regra. Foda-se o que você pensa, seu liberalzinho de merda!

Target: No, estaba imprimiendo una ficha de mate. y seguro que no le has apagado...


Source: Eu tinha banido essa heresia na hora!

Target: Luego me dirán "pero si eso lo hice yo..."


Source: Reportava na delegacia pra ser estuprado na cadeia! Vou cortar o pinto do Eufranio!

Target: Y los del CEP pidiéndome papeles ya los envie cien veces. y el portatil actualizando.


Source: É, acabou, é o fim. Em dois minutos eu vou ser o único puritano com morais nessa merda

Target: Jose Luis me dijo que será fácil... ... que yo era un máquina.


Source: E o chat vai virar +18 homossexual!

Target: Me quitais la vida Vaya timada


Source: Vou ficar com uma cara de cu do caralho, enquanto eles postam pornozão.

Target: ... y gratis. Y encima he puesto dos ordenadores más ... con dos cañones.


Source: É o fim das morais, ninguém mais respeita minha autoridade ou a de Deus.

Target: Y el ratón de uno ya no funciona.


Source: Só falta vocês me dizerem que o Yan fez um post moderativo

Target: Si lo se vuelvo a colocar imprentas sin cables ni monitores...


Source: Ou então disse que abriu MAGiTECH pra 1.9, mas só pra VIP. Vão viver da terra, fumar crack e comer cu?

Target: Mi tia la de Valladolid ya me aviso... hazte picapedrero antes que coordinador


Source: Vou ter que me conformar em moderar os ratos do meu porão. O mal venceu, no final.

Target: Los de primero no leen y los de segundo... ... tampoco.


Source: Menos o Patric.

Target: me toca patio Tengo curso


Source: Deve ser o único do Discord com salvação dessa depravação satanista.

Target: y mañana martes consejo. Hay que decidir si deberes si o deberes no


Source: Já tem até travesti nesse servidor anarquista.

Target: Lo he decidido... me jubilo.


Source: Podemos dominar la zona 41:13. solo

Target: Mi Comandante, Confirmo el apoyo del Centro de Telecomunicaciones


Source: Movemos los 130 jugadores

Target: Se encontrara el personal y amplificación necesaria en el lugar.


Source: Por 41:13 mandamos todo a una sola ciudad y tratamos de iniciar una Mega

Target: El Capitán Ortega y Teniente Cortes, tienen los preparativos para su Cumpleaños listos en el CORNAV.


Source: Mandamos todo junto así tenemos asegurada la victoria atacamos la ciudad de Agustin y luego llegamos a todo su nucleo

Target: En estos momentos, solo falta que confirmen la familia Kaiser. Pero no tenemos movilización, ni personal de apoyo para el evento. Tampoco Escuadra de Honores.


Source: DDMS ya nos ha saqueado hasta el último recurso y la mayoría de las batallas las han ganado ellos

Target: Jorge Rapaz, no nos prestara apoyo. y el cumpleaños se trinca a las 22:00 hrs.


Source: Ya no sabemos como defendernos Salgan de aquí todos

Target: Los que ya confirmaron su cooperación quedense, los demas gueones retirense ya


Source: los que han sido saqueados por DDMS

Target: Mahn, Ortega, y Cortes se quedan. De ustedes depende que todo funcione.


Source: ¿Pero qué mierda está pasando? Éramos más de 130 jugadores

Target: La Estación Naval Metropolitana no nos va apoyar en nada ahora.


Source: ELLOS SON SÓLO 30 TENÍAMOS MÁS DEL TRIPLE DE GENERALES

Target: Cuando manda Secciones completas a secarse todo el año, comuna por comuna.


Source: ¿QUÉ VAMOS A HACER?

Target: Que se imaginan, haciéndome esto a mi!:


Source: AHORA QUIEN NOS SALVA DE LA HUMILLACIÓN EN EL FORO NOS DIJERON QUE ERA LO MEJOR DE IKA.CO NOS LO ADVIRTIERON

Target: Hasta a la Katherin Barriga le presta apoyo, y ¿a mi no?


Source: NI UN TERCIO DE LAS QUE NOS HAN GANADO

Target: ¡Callate la boca, vos seguro Cortes vas a estar con una mina por ahi, anday puro gueveando!


Source: Señor, es que cuando van ganando el ratio se van

Target: Jefe, ya tengo visto otros lugares para su cumpleaños.


Source: Y ES QUE NOSOTROS NO PODEMOS EMPEZAR GANANDO EL RATIO?

Target: ¿No te das cuenta? Yo tambien quiero agarrar algo! Manga de gueones!


Source: Ahora tengo que buscar una buena excusa para nuestro fracaso, somos la top 2, pensé que éramos invencibles...

Target: Si no que a cualquier weon lo dejan celebrar hasta las 6 de la mañana. Despedidas, Bautizos, Celebraciones de 4to medio, lo único que falta es hacer Bingos ahí.


Source: Y nos ganó una alianza que ni en el top 10 está

Target: Ustedes no saben lo que es un cumpleaños en Chile y que sea todo de Arri.


Source: ¿Qué vamos a decir?, Ahora tenemos que desaparecer del foro un tiempo

Target: Se celebra, se canta, se baila, se pasa bien.


Source: Ahora tenemos que tragarnos lo que les dijimos antes de la guerra

Target: Ya hasta me había comprado ropa nueva, era importante para mi.


Source: Todos somos una vergüenza

Target: Me avisan a un día de ser mi cumpleaños, no puede ser.


Source: Todo mi plan se fue a la mierda, creí que podíamos

Target: Por eso era importante para mi celebrar ahí, porque no ponía niuno.


Source: Pero NO, DDMS parece invencible... infra ha quedado en vergüenza mundial

Target: Ahora no llevare el Cherokee a mantenciones.


Source: DDMS nos ha dado por las nalgas a todos nosotros

Target: Y tampoco podre tomar vacaciones el próximo año.


Source: Y eso que no estaba jugando todo DDMS donde jueguen todos no volvemos a jugar ika

Target: Pero porque cresta no puedo celebrar toda la noche como a sido siempre!!


Source: Debimos haber atacado a otra alianza

Target: El 2013 cuando celebre mi cumpleaños, bailamos conga por toda la Avenida.


Source: Una contra la que tuviéramos oportunidad, POR QUÉ TUVIERON QUE ATACAR A DDMS

Target: Y nadie dijo nada!!! Así es como debiesen ser las cosas. Voy a tener que retirar la invitación a varias familias.


Source: No llores, él no sabe que tu fuiste la primera en insultarlos

Target: Tranquila Mariane.. Tu familia si califica! Voy a tener que llamar al Lucho.


Source: Es mejor olvidarnos de atacar otra vez a DDMS

Target: Si por ultimo, se consigue el Club de Polo. Necesito un celular...


Source: Nos volverían a humillar

Target: Rápido, para poder llamarlo.


Source: Quiero volver a mi server de Venezuela Allá si podíamos ganar guerras

Target: Antes que se vaya de la pega, que en Chile son las 2 de la tarde...y no trabajan hasta mas tarde me dijo.


Source: DDMS son de otro nivel

Target: Estaba tan contento...


Source: Te pensas que voy a jugar Operacion 7?

Target: Por fin llegó el día. Arbeloa, Balón de oro.


Source: O una, trabaja todo el dia que gane una, ese sera el regalo del dia del padre

Target: Arbeloa no se encuentra entre los tres finalistas.


Source: Luego la familia le preparara una cena

Target: Cristiano, Messi y Neuer. Quedaos si veíais ganador a Cristiano, Messi, Ribery o Neuer.


Source: Salgan todos los que no juegan Operacion 7 COMO DEJARLO GANAR?

Target: ¡¡¡Esto no puede ser!!!


Source: SE SUPONE QUE UN ABRAZO Y ESO ES TODO!

Target: ¡¡¡Arbeloa fuera otra vez no puede ser!!! ¡Estoy harto de que el Balón de oro nunca lo gane un jugador español!


Source: UN MATE EN LA CAMA Y LISTO!

Target: Joder... ¿Pero qué más tiene demostrar Alvarito?


Source: Pero es el dia del padre...

Target: Mi señor, esta temporada ha rendido muy por debajo de su nivel y...


Source: Señor, se olvida del mate

Target: Mi señor, Cristiano lo ha hecho realmente bien.


Source: No me importa! mandale una cartita pero DEJARLO GANAR NUNCA!

Target: Cristiano solo ha metido diez mil putos goles en un año.


Source: Espere HORAS para jugar Operacion 7 y me dicen que tengo que dejarlo ganar

Target: ¡Eso no es nadaa! Alvarito se merece el Balón de Oro más porque es el mejor jugador del Madrid y la Selección, por sus goles, centros e impecables asistencias!


Source: Justo ahora que no se me traba! ES UN DOMINGO QUE PUEDO JUGAR!

Target: Además se hizo una semana perfecta con las mujeres de sus compañeros de Selección.


Source: PORQUE NO ME DIJERON QUE ERA EL DIA DEL PADRE? QUE LE DEN EL MATE BIEN CALIENTE Y ESO ES TODO

Target: En mi p*ta vida he visto a un jugador sacando la pelota con tanta clase y distribuyendo juego.


Source: AMI NUNCA ME DIERON UN MATE EN LA CAMA

Target: ¡O a Messi! Arbeloa es un ejemplo de superación.


Source: Pero si es una sola partida.. Les doy mi contraseña y jueguen

Target: Nunca deja de correr.


Source: Diganle feliz dia del padre de mi parte

Target: Correr por toda la banda. Calentando con dos cojones.


Source: Sus hijos se esforzaron con el regalo Saben que le van a regalar?

Target: Él y nadie más que él debería ganar el Balón de oro.